Aladin (2009) Movie Script
Our story begins in a city which
you can find very easily on a map.
Just a little ahead
of Delhi lies Khwaish..
..or then, Khwaish
could be within your heart..
..just like, sometimes,
some stories can come true.
Like l said, some
stories can come true..
..and one such story begins in
house number three on this street..
..where Professor Arun lives with
his wife Riya and his son Aladin.
Yes, you heard right.
- Aladin.
They named their son 'Aladin'..
..because they believe
that Aladin's story is true..
..and that they can help
mankind by finding Aladin's lamp.
And today, Arun is going
in search of that lamp.
Arun.
Arun.
Arun, we're getting late
and you're standing here.
Bye, Dad.
Bye, Grandpa.
Aladin is too young.. you
shouldn't take him to the mountain.
Dad.
Dad.
Then what's the big deal
in naming him 'Aladin'?
The sooner he gets accustomed
to adventures, the better.
Don't worry.
Arun, enough with the suspense.
Will you tell me why
we've come this far up?
My wife, look..
Professor Nazer and my calculations
say that this is here somewhere.
Suppose you found this lamp..
- Okay.
And a genie came out of it..
- Okay.
What will you wish for first?
Simple.
That you, me and Aladin stay happy,
stay together forever.
Aladin.
Where is your Genie?
Aladin.
Aladin.
Where is your Genie?
l am not the Aladin
from the fairytale.
l can't call a Genie.
But your name is Aladin,
isn't it, duffer?
So, shut up and rub.
Oh, dear Aladin.
Your Genie did not come.
Get up.
You broke the lamp?
Please, Kasim.
Let me go.
l will only let you go
if the Genie comes out.
Get it?
Get another lamp.
l don't want to rub any
more lamps. Let me go.
Hurry. Hurry.. hurry.
Move.
Catch him.. catch him.
Don't let him escape.
Catch Alu.. and make
mincemeat out of him.
Aladin. Aladin..
where is your Genie?
Aladin. Aladin..
where is your Genie?
Alu, stop.
Stop, Alu.
Wait.
Aladin. Aladin.
Where is your Genie?
Aladin. Aladin.
Where is your Genie?
Aladin?
Come on.
Alu..
Catch him.
Catch him.
Nab him.
Alu.
Alu.
Alu.
Sorry, sorry.
Alu.
l am sorry.
Sorry.
All my stuff.
l know where to find him.
Wait. But Margina, what have l done?
Did you say anything
about Margina? Food?
Yes. She makes horrible food.
World's worst cook.
Can't even boil an egg properly.
You shouldn't have said that.
- Why?
Here's the egg you ordered.
That's why.
Alu.
Kasim, l don't want to rub any lamp.
What? Your name is
Aladin and you hate lamps?
Get a lamp for Alu.
Just get the lamp, will you?
What sort of a person are you?
You eat food inside and are
getting beaten up by Kasim outside.
l'd rather get
beaten up than eat this.
So, are you done yet?
lt's done.
- Let me see.
Perfect.
Wow.
- Finally.
Tea in Chaipiyoji.
'T' for torture man.
Don't change the topic.
Why do you let Kasim bully you?
Why don't you fight for yourself?
Why?
What's the point of
fighting for myself?
lt's not like l have to
save the world tomorrow.
What if you had to save the world?
What will you do? Run away?
ln life..
ln life, you have to be
prepared for anything.
Why?
- Why?
Because..
..life is like a restaurant..
..where everyone gets a table..
..but not the menu..
..and no one knows
what kind of food..
..fate will serve you,
Aladin Chatterjee.
Just like in Chaipiyoji.
Very funny.
When Kasim makes you rub lamps..
..keep laughing like this.
You're very mischievous.
And finally..
..let's talk about the comet's
passing which might just be the..
..the most amazing
event of our lives.
Scientists claim that it's
after one million years..
..that this comet will
pass over the earth.
Yes, after a million years.
So, let's talk to Professor..
..Abu Nazer from Khwaish
University about this.
Prof. Nazer, welcome to Daily News.
Professor, is it possible
that a comet can reappear..
..after a million years?
ls this possible?
Well, even though it
sounds impossible..
..extensive research has been
conducted in the past few days.
Experiments have been conducted too.
All results
conclude that this comet..
..is in fact passing over
earth after a million years.
Prof. Nazer, since we don't
know much about this comet..
..can it cause any
kind of harm to us?
Are we in any
danger from this comet?
l don't know about the danger..
- How can a comet be dangerous?
lt is still an
unexplained phenomena.. but
Lingmasta.
Lingmasta?
'Ringmaster.'
And Ringmaster never lets
anything happen to his friends.
You are still my friend?
Aren't you?
Thank you.
Oh, yes.
Didn't you have to go somewhere?
Oh. Jasmine..
Come, come.
Friends..
l want to introduce
your new classmate.
As l was saying..
..Jasmine is here from America..
..through the
student exchange programme.
Jasmine.
Welcome to Khwaish University.
l am requesting all you clowns.
- Please..
Please make a good
impression on her.
Yes, sir.
And Jasmine..
..don't give your
phone number to anyone.
Ah!
Before l begin..
..it's one of our
colleague's birthday today.
Friends.
Let's all join in wishing..
..Aladin a very happy birthday.
- Alu.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear Aladin.
Happy birthday to you.
There goes the girl
who stole my heart.
There goes the girl.
There goes the girl
who stole my heart.
There goes the girl.
l have lost my senses.
l am going crazy,
l have lost my senses.
l am going crazy.
What has her love done to me?
There goes the girl
who stole my heart.
There goes the girl.
- Wow.
Sorry.
The song demands that..
..one has to do
this while singing it.
Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
l'm Jasmine.
l know.
- l am Aladin.
l know.
The one from the fairytale?
No. No. Never.
Chatterjee. Definitely not
the one from the fairy tale.
Aladin Chatterjee.
Aladin, l am sorry about your nose.
Nose?
No. lt wasn't your fault.
lt was that stupid pole there..
And that's the problem with poles..
..they just..
..they just stand anywhere.
l thought you were
looking at me.. and you?
Me? Looking? At you?
No, no. l wasn't looking
at you. Where was l looking?
l look a lot..
Whenever my eyes are open, l look.
l keep looking. lt's a
bad childhood habit.
Like for example..
Look, there's Kasim.
What did you say?
- Look, there's Kasim.
Then?
Look, there's Kasim. - Then?
Alu.. my brother.
l am so sorry.
How could l forget your birthday.
- All right.
Like you forgot last year.
And the year before that.
You joker. l am
feeling so bad you know.
l forgot his birthday.
Listen, Alu.
- We lovingly call him Alu (potato).
A party.
- Tonight. - For you lt's on me.
No, it's okay.
lt's not okay, Alu.
l wouldn't be able
to forgive myself.
That's very sweet of you.
Hi, Kasim
Jasmine..
What is your plan tonight?
Why don't you come to the party too?
Are you sure?
l mean you guys
are old friends and..
..l don't want to impose myself..
lmpose?
Are you listening, Alu?
lt'll be an expose.
l mean it will be an honour.
Please come.
Okay, l'll be there.
Awesome.
That's the spirit.
lt's party time.
All right.
Jasmine..
Have you seen the campus yet?
Allow me.
l'll give you a
guided tour of the campus.
This is like my second home.
ln fact, l was born here.
Please..
And you..
And you just kept looking?
lf you were in my place,
what would you have said?
Look, there's Kasim.
Very funny.
No. Seriously..
..look, there's Kasim.
l need to buy a present for Aladin.
Do you know any shop around here?
Of course.
l'll take you there
right after college.
Welcome.
Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday, dear Aladin.
Happy birthday to you.
l wish all of you were here.
Do you know how boring
it is to live alone?
Watch this, Grandpa?
You will be proud.
l have mastered this trick now.
lf you don't study..
..how will you go on adventures,
like your dad?
l don't want to go to school.
lf you go to school..
l'll teach you a magic trick.
What trick?
And now the magic mantra.
Tak Dhina Din.
Aladin.
You know, Grandpa..
..l don't feel like going
to Kasim's party tonight.
But then..
..Jasmine will be there.
Alu.
Happy birthday, Alu.
You have gained enough sympathy
with the bleeding nose, Alu?
Now, quietly take your
gift and scram. ls that clear?
Quick. He is coming.
Happy birthday, Aladin.
Happy birthday to you. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Open your present and see.
No. l am sure it's nice.
Alu, open it.
Come on, open it. Open it.
Open it.
Do you like it?
Kasim told me you really like lamps.
Yes.
Aladin and the lamp
go way back, right?
Yes. Yes. Thank you.
Hey, Alu?
Why don't you rub the lamp,
for childhood's sake?
Oh. Aladin would do that?
- No.
So cute.
- Yes.
Come on. One more time please.
No.
- Just once. Come on, Alu please.
No.
- Jasmine, you tell him.
Please, Aladin.
Just once.
Aladin. Aladin.
Where is your Genie?
Aladin.
l don't want
anything more from you..
..just take your gift and scram.
May l?
Alu..
Happy Birthday.
Happy birthday, Alu.
Alu, happy birthday.
Thanks.
Yes. Brother.
Where are you off to?
Come, let's do some disco.
Come on.
You might not believe,
you might not know..
..what l am talking about.
But someday you will realise..
..what l say is true.
You might not believe,
you might not know..
..what l am talking about.
But someday you will realise..
..what l say is true.
Lost. Lost.
You look so lost.
Come with me and
change your destiny.
The whole world will
dance to your tunes.
Tak Dhina Din.
Hey, Aladin.
The world has changed
for a new day has come.
Tak Dhina Din.
Hey, Aladin.
Forget your past,
it's your time now.
You might not believe,
you might not know..
..what l am talking about.
But someday you will realise..
..what l say is true.
You might never have even
dreamt or thought of such things.
For what is to happen.. - You might
have read about only in books.
You are the answer to
your own questions.
Life is a disco and
we are all dancers.
And the world is
singing and dancing with us.
Tak Dhina Din.
Hey, Aladin.
The world has changed
for a new day has come.
Tak Dhina Din.
Hey, Aladin.
Forget your past,
it's your time now.
You might not believe,
you might not know..
..what l am talking about.
But someday you will realise..
..what l say is true.
l have never danced, nor sung.
Not even in my dreams.
What is this that makes
me sing, l want to know.
ls there an
answer to my questions?
ls there a dancer inside me?
There is a dancer. - Why
are you hiding from the world?
Tak Dhina Din.
Hey, Aladin.
The world has changed
for a new day has come.
Tak Dhina Din.
Hey, Aladin.
Forget your past,
it's your time now.
You might not believe,
you might not know.
..what l am talking about.
But someday you will realise..
..what l say is true.
One more time.
Tak Dhina Din.
Hey, Aladin.
The world has changed
for a new day has come.
Tak Dhina Din.
Hey, Aladin.
Forget your past,
it's your time now.
Forget your yesterday.
Yes, Brother.
ls this the way to the party?
Okay. Yes.
Party time.
l've been standing here for so long.
Nowadays, no one invites
me to parties anymore.
Expecting someone?
Ah!
Oh, hello.
Hey..
Put the cake down.
Or?
Or? Or?
Or? Or.. Or..
Put the cake down.
Delicious.
My guitar.
Who are you, sir? Who are you?
He who can make the impossible into
the possible, and possible into..
Or something like that.
lt was a great saying.
Anyway, brother.
ln a nutshell..
What a man thinks..
..but cannot do..
To make that happen.
That's my claim to fame.
And Genius is my name.
l did not understand, sir.
Just what l was afraid of.
lt's completely empty.
You have no brains.
Look.
lt's not right to
enter someone's house..
..and stick your hand in his brain.
You were saying something?
Aladin Chatterjee.
Bengali?
Just hear me out clearly.
l guess you are
unaware of the fact..
..you are now the proud owner of
a magical lamp and three wishes.
Understand.
Come. Come.
Wait. Let me get this.
Your name is Genius?
l have a lamp which is
where you came out of..
..because l rubbed you?
Not me, you fool.
You rubbed the lamp.
Now, quickly ask for your
three wishes and let me go.
l have no time.
Hey, would you have
something to eat out here?
l get really hungry after dancing.
But that is a fairytale, isn't it?
How can this be true?
How is it possible?
Genie? Lamp? Three wishes.
Brother. Everything is possible.
Look at this.
lf a donkey like you
can look like a man..
..then anything is possible.
What is your wish?
What do you want?
Who was that donkey?
Oh, Brother.
You know..
..you bore me.
Look.
l had been sitting idle in this
lamp for the past twenty years..
..and no one bothered.
Now, when l am just two
months away from retirement..
..you came by..
Mr. Aladin Chatterjee.
And you rubbed the lamp.
Look, Brother
- it's very simple.
lf you don't redeem
your three wishes now..
..my contract shall get
extended by another million years.
So, please hurry up.
l want to finish my
contract and move out of the lamp.
Move out..
Contract..
Three wishes..
l don't understand a thing.
What should l wish for?
You don't understand?
How about a brain?
You have no brains.
How about a car, a house,
money, ice cream.
lce cream?
- Yes. lce cream.
Wish for anything. But make
it fast. Just make a wish.
But.. What should l? -Oh, God.
This one will not let me retire.
Yes. Aladin.
Man.. Man..
The man got it going.
The man got it going.
Got it going.
He keep the party going
till the break of dawn.
Got the blondes and the forties.
Rolling with their choice.
Giving them every
little thing they want.
Giving them every
little thing they want.
Make a wish, make a wish.
And l'll make your wish come true.
l'll fulfil all your wishes, all
your dreams and your hopes too.
Make a wish, make a wish.
And l'll make your wish come true.
l'll fulfil all your wishes, all
your dreams and your hopes too.
l will open the doors to heaven.
All you got to do is say it.
You will win every game..
All you got to do is, play it
Aladin, give me a five.
Though your brain is empty.
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
Aladin, give me a five.
Though your brain is empty..
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
l do the grooves
and the whole world..
Come and shake a leg with me.
l do the grooves
and the whole world..
Don't you try to pull back.
l do it like this.
l do it like that.
And when l'm at the decks..
..the beat don't stop.
And the bass is flat.
The man got it going.
Got it going on.
He keeps the party going
till the break of dawn.
Got the blondes and the forties..
Rolling with their choice.
Giving them every
little thing they want.
Aladin, give me a five.
Though your brain is empty.
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
Aladin, give me a five.
Though your brain is empty..
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
l got the rocks.
l got the ride.
l got the hot girls by my side.
l got the moves.
And l got game.
You can get close
but it isn't the same.
When l say, Hey, Mama.
l get them jumping.
And when l beat the drum..
Got the party pumping.
Like this.
Boom biddy boom,
Biddy biddy boom boom.
Biddy boom biddy boom boom.
Aladin, give me a five.
Though your brain is empty..
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
Aladin, give me a five.
Though your brain is empty..
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
Lady luck is coming by.
Lady luck is coming by.
Lady luck is coming by..
..to change your
life. -Make a Wish.
l finally get it.
All this isn't really happening.
This cannot be true.
You have hypnotised me.
You can't be a Genie.
You are a magician from a circus.
Me?
- Yes.
A magician from a circus?
Yes.
Stop talking nonsense.
You dare doubt me and my powers?
How dare you compare
me to a circus magician?
Do you know who l am?
l am Genius.
Genius.
Goodnight, Aladin.
ls that it? Shall l make the bill?
Have you decided yet?
Oh, no.
What happened, Aladin?
Nothing. All okay.
l thought something scared you.
He must have had the breakfast.
Definitely. lt scared me too.
What do you want?
Not me..
What do you want?
Why are you following me?
Why are you whispering?
Where are you going?
Have your lunch.
No.
- l had my lunch.
Yes. Aladin, let's have lunch.
This dessert is really very good.
Dessert?
- Who..
Who are you?
Who is he?
Oh. Sorry.
She is Margina.
- And you?
You..
My father's brother.
My uncle.
ls it? -Uncle's son.
So, technically, we are cousins.
A distant, very distant
relative's second cousin.
Right?
Right.
- Shall we?
'Uncle'?
Do l look that old to you?
At most, l'm old enough
to be your elder brother.
Do you know an average Genie's age?
Dude. l am just a teenager.
Look?
How did you do that?
Simple.
Like this.
Look. Don't?
Wait.
- is this your sweater?
What?
This?
ls this your sweater?
Of course, it's mine.
Look. l really don't care.
l don't care about
your age or who you are.
And l don't want anything from you.
Since you are my very
'distant' Relative's second cousin..
..why don't you keep
your distance from me too?
l have an audition today and
it's a very important day for me.
Thank you.
There comes a day
when youth is in bloom.
When just a glance
can set water on fire.
When the heart will be lost.. so,
let the heart lose itself..
Let whatever happen.
-Who is next?
Aladin Chatterjee.
Alu.
l was looking for you.
Brother.
First, you push me away,
then you come looking for me.
Hey, dude. You are so very confused.
Look? l..
What is this?
- What?
Come here.
Style, Brother. Style.
You will never understand.
- Look..
l have my audition.
l need my guitar.
Your first wish..
- What?
Your first wish is
that you want a guitar.
No, that is not my wish.
How is that my wish anyway?
You turned my guitar into a frog..
..now, you will have to
turn it back into a guitar.
Brother.
From every angle that l
study it, this is clearly a wish.
Listen, you have an audition..
..and you are stuck with a frog?
Unfortunately, you
cannot play the frog..
..and you need a guitar and you
have not one but three wishes.
Hence proved. This
is your first wish.
Nonsense.
This is so not fair.
You are no Genie. You're a conman.
Yes.
Ok.
What?
Volume. Volume.
Now, where did he plug that wire?
Yes.
Okay.
Volume. Okay.
Volume.
Volume.
No. No.
This?
This is my bodyguard
until l find the lamp.
You ask too many questions.
Look.
Once l find the lamp..
..l will grab it from it's owner..
..Then l'll kill the
owner of the lamp..
..catch hold of the comet..
..and go back to
being a Genie again.
Then l will kill everyone..
..and then rule
over the whole world.
Then l'll be cool.
- l'll be chilled out.
Sorry, darling, not alone. With you.
Yes.
Aladin. Aladin.
Oh, dear.
Hello.
Off you go into his brain.
So, this is her.
You. You.
- Here?
How did you enter my thoughts?
Dude.
- l am a genie.
l was the topper in my class.
l am the best. l can do anything.
This is not fair.
These are my private thoughts.
Please go.
You really are something else.
You are not supposed to see this.
This is personal.
Come here, boy, come.
You know, you are wasting
my time by thinking so much.
l can do this for you.
What do you mean? -l
mean you have three wishes.
Yes. -Let your first
wish be this. Jasmine.
What?
You can do that? -Do that?
You are embarrassing me, Sir Aladin.
What do you think?
That Romeo got Juliet?
And Ranjha found
Heer without any help?
You brought those lovers together?
Not really. But l can do this.
Magic.
No.
This won't be right.
To win her over by magic
won't be morally correct.
You, and your morals and principles.
What use are these morals if
they can't even land you a girl?
Alu.
Genius.
Genius.
Genius.-Did you call, sir?
Please? l want Jasmine.
No.
This is not the right
format to ask for a wish.
You'll have to ask like this.
How can l..
Just kidding.
Say it like this.
May fantasy become reality.
May Jasmine fall in love with me.
May fantasy become reality.
No. Stop.
Say it in your own style.
May fantasy become reality.
May Jasmine fall in love with me.
Did you hear that?
The acknowledgement
'boom' of your first wish.
Then Let there be light.
One moment.
Tea, my sweetheart.
My sweetheart..
..when will we get married?
Take a sip.
l made it with my own
pretty little hands.
When will we have children?
Darling, are you okay?
Do you want a head massage?-No.
Or how about a Thai foot massage?
No. Please sit.. madam.
Please sit.
But Thai foot massage?
Thai foot massage.
l mean l don't want
a Thai foot massage.
l want..
l want a minute.
Okay.
Thank you.
Let me think for a bit.
l feel shy, darling.
l feel shy, darling.
How do l tell you,
what's in my heart?
Why are you shy? Why are
you scared? Just tell him.
Oh, darling.
Take me home.
Take me home.
Oh, darling.
Take me home.
Take me home.
Oh, darling.
Take me home.
Take me home.
He is running away.
Look, your
darling is running away.
Your darling is running away.
Tell him what's in
your heart quickly.
Why are you shy?
Why are you scared?
Just tell him.
Oh, darling.
Take me home.
Take me home.
There are dreams
in these deep eyes.
Will you make me your dream?
Will you let me in your heart?
l will not be tricked
by these deep eyes.
Stay away from me.
Don't call me darling.
lf you really love him,
then why are you shy?
Look into his eyes. Don't sigh..
Just tell him Oh, darling.
Take me home.
Take me home.
Oh, darling.
Take me home.
Take me home.
Oh, darling.
Take me home.
Take me home.
Hi sir.
- Good morning.
Oh, darling.
Don't go away.
Where did you suddenly
land from, full of love?
Don't you follow me.
Bless me by holding me close.
Take me home.
Take me home.
Take me home.
Take me home.
Take me home.
No, never. No, never.
Where are you going?
Why don't you come close?
l will show you a magic trick
and make our hearts meet.Kiddo..
Oh, darling.
Take me home.
Take me home.
Oh, darling.
Take me home.
Take me home.
- Genius.
Oh, darling.
Take me home.
- Genius.
Take me home.Oh, darling.
Oh, darling.
Genius.
- What?
Whatever this is, it is not love.
Please stop all this.
Just let everything go
back to what it was.
Take me home.
- This is your second wish?
Take me home. - Yes.
Say it.
- Oh, darling.
Take me home. - Don't go away.
Yes.
- Okay.
Oh, darling.
- Hey, Aladin.
The format is wrong again..
Excuse me.
Oh, darling.-Let
reality become a fantasy..
..and bring back
the earlier normalcy.
Oh, darling.Take me home.
The first wish is over.
This was the acknowledgement 'boom'
for wish number two.-Oh, darling.
Then Let there be
light.Take me home.
But..
What?
Don't worry. Nobody
will remember anything.
Example.
'Example' Brother.
Example.
Weak in Hindi and English.
Example.
Aladin.
- Good afternoon, sir.
Who are you?
He is my cousin.
Okay.
l didn't know you had a cousin.
Even l didn't know..
..but here he is. - Hi.
Professor Nazer.
Hello.
How do you do?
Very well, thank you.
Nice to meet you, sir.
- Thank you.
Got to go.
Thank you.
- Bye.
Did you see? No one
remembers a thing.
Come on.
- Hey, Aladin.
l'm really impressed.
Two wishes in less than ten minutes.
Two wishes?
How so?
Two wishes?
'Please. Please. l want Jasmine.'
First wish. 'No, no. l
don't want Jasmine.'
Two wishes.
Now, quickly ask
for your third wish.
But Brother..
Let's eat something before that.
l get really hungry after the dance.
Yes, Come on, let's go.
This is Nazer.
l know where the mirror is.
Good.
The snitch gave a
sniff of good news.
We found the mirror.
Move aside.
Stop laughing, you clown,
and make way.
You make way.
l'll plug you one in the nose
and make it bigger and redder.
Move aside.
Who are you?
Ringmaster.
The road is as clear as the sky
Let's go get the mirror.
This mirror is the
Google of the Genie world.
lt has answer to all questions.
The quality is that it can be
used as an ordinary mirror too.
Darling, come here quick. Be quick.
See?
So, the order of the genies
has picked him to stop me?
So, for me to live..
..he will have to die.
Only a few days remain for
the comet to pass over Khwaish.
Let's ask Mrs. Patel
about her plans for that day.
l plan to make comet shaped
sandwiches for the occasion.
When the comet passes
over us, my family and l..
..will be eating it. l
mean those sandwiches.
Would you like to go to
the Students' Ball with me?
Would you like to come to
the Students' Ball with me?
Please, please, please.
Jasmine, would you like to go
to the Students' Ball with me?
Think. Enemy.
First pattern with count.
One.
Two.
Three.
Think. Enemy.
Think. Enemy.
Think. Enemy..
One.
Jasmine, would you like
to go to the Ball with me?
Be ready all the time.
Make it your gospel.
Would you like to go
to the Ball with me?
An enemy can appear at
any time from anywhere.
Who are you taking to the Ball, Alu?
Jasmine.
No. l was just..
What am l doing here?
l was actually going
to the library.-Alu.
Demonstrate,-Let me give
you some advice for free.
l need a volunteer.
A donkey like you..
..can never get a girl like Jasmine.
Alu..
There is only one
way you can get Jasmine
You.
Me?
Positions.
Hi.
Would you like to go
to the Students' Ball?
Attack.
What?
- Attack her.
Attack her? Why? Who? What?
- You fool.
Wow. l love this girl.
Aladin. Are you okay?
Jasmine, would you like to
go to the Students' Ball?
Silence.
Come on.
Stand up.
He attacked head-on.
What if the enemy
attacks from behind?
Jasmine.
Go, call her.
Would you like to?
Wonderful.
Wonderful.
What are you waiting for?
Finish the enemy.
But Aladin is a friend.
'Friend.'
The enemy is never a friend.
- Enemy.
Befriend the enemy and you're dead.
Come back, you!
Always finish the enemy.
- But l'm Aladin.
Hey, Alu.
You just gave a new
meaning to Students' BALL.
Alu..
Like l was saying..
..there is just one
way to win Jasmine over.
Go and buy all the
lamps ln the world..
..and start rubbing them.
lf by chance a
Genie pops out of one..
..ask him for Jasmine.
Because only magic
can win over Jasmine..
..and that magic is in me.
Aladin, l am so sorry.
Did l hurt you?
Not at all.
l'm accustomed to it by now
By the way, what were you saying..
..about the Students' Ball?
Well..l was trying to say that..
You.. me..
Alu was trying to say that he cannot
go to the Students' Ball with you..
..because he's already found a date.
How nice.
Fantastic. You want your third
wish. l will finally be free.
Mind blowing, Brother.
Make-a-wish.
Make-a-wish. Make-a-wish.
Jasmine.-Okay, Brother. What? Again?
But without any magic.
l want her to like
me just the way l am..
..without any magic.
Oh, come on,
Brother. Don't be a bore.
l only work with magic. l'm a genie.
Use me like a genie.
Like any nice,
self-respecting selfish man..
..ask me for something big.
Think big.
Let me make you the
world's richest man.
Forget Jasmine, the whole
wide world will be at your feet.
Come on, Brother. Quickly.
Ask me for a wallop of a
dollop of a third wish..
..so l that l can leave.
Yes. Aladin.
All right.
l don't need your help.
Because l have no one,
Kasim calls me names..
Donkey, duffer,
whatever he wants to.
You're in a hurry to leave?
All right then, tell me what
l have do to set you free.
Oh, man.
Okay, come on. Wish.
Wish for what?
Wish for whatever's in your heart.
Really?-Yes. Really.
Not reality, not fantasy
- But let me warn you..
..you are wasting your wish.
The entire ocean lies before you..
..and you want to
go dive in a bucket?
You've already wasted two wishes
on Jasmine. That's two wishes.
You don't need my
help to woo Jasmine.
You can do that on your own.
l can't.
l don't need fantasies to
come true through magic's art..
..all l need is your help
in winning Jasmine's heart.
There goes the third wish.
That was the last
acknowledgement 'boom'.
So, Let there be light.
So..
Mr. Genius..What's the plan?
The plan was to retire..
..but now, it's to woo Jasmine.
Cool.
But without any magic.
Yes.
Yes.
Thank you.
Yes. Brother.
How are you doing?
Who's the old man?
Some Aladin's cousin.
Sir Romeo.
Quick..
quick..Jasmine is in the library..
..and is going towards her car.
Go and walk her to the car.
You can talk to her
while you walk.Come..
How do you know that?-Dude.
l'm Genius.
Come on.
Go. Go..
Hey, Jasmine.
Hi Aladin.
Are you leaving?
Yes. Studied enough for today.
l'll walk you to the car.
No. l can go. My car is right here.
No. l insist.
Let me help you with this.
- Aladin.-Please.
That's my car.
lt's right here..
- Yes. Thanks.
Good parking.
Bye.
Why didn't you see
where the car was?
Why should l see the car?
Do you want Jasmine or the car?
Go.. go..
- Are you sure? - Yes.
She is going to the restroom.
Come on, Brother. This is your
chance to ask her for a dance.
Go on.
Let Aladin go first.
His stomach is upset.
He has diarrhoea.
Okay?
Jasmine, let Aladin go first..
..he has diarrhoea.
Sure, go ahead.
This one.
Sure?
- 110%.
This is Jasmine's house.
- This is Jasmine's ..
This is not her house,
this is her room.
This is a girls hostel.
They have rooms here.
This is Jasmine's room.
- Okay.
Now, you won't
speak or do anything..
..because every time you open
your mouth, things go wrong.
Asking for your help was the
stupidest thing l ever did.
l wasted my third wish.
Oh, l see. Now, l am the villain?
You were wasting your third wish.
You cried buckets.
And l didn't cry, okay?
Right.
When did you cry..
..l'm the one who is crying now..
Aladin.. no.. no.
You may be..
..maybe not.
- The enemy. - Enemy?
Take this. Karate chop.
You.
- No.
l'm just leaving.
Hey, Aladin.
- Why didn't you warn me?
Wow! You're blaming me?
l tried so hard to tell you.
You did all this intentionally.
Why would l do that?
l'm here to help you, remember?
l can leave once your
third wish is fulfilled.
What kind of stupid help is this?
Do you think l am a fool?
Yes.
No.
Yes. Brother, what
happened to your voice?
Sometimes like a
broken foghorn.. Why?
Didn't you see?
She karate-chopped me.
What?
- That crazy nut.
Oh, boy.
Your voice is one
hell of a deal-breaker.
lf l were Jasmine, even
l would have dumped you.
No, Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry of my life.
The more l love someone, the
further away they go from me.
Hey.
Come on.
Where?
- Trust me. Come on.
Come on.
Are you insane?
l am not doing this again.
Just shut up and listen.
l will sing. You
just move your lips.
What?
- Yes.
Just trust me. Do as l say.
That's what l'm worried about.
What did you say?
Nothing.
Genius.
You're the one.
You're the one.
Baby, you're the one.
You're the one.
You're the one.
Baby, you're the one.
You may be..
Just a little bit silly..
..a little bit crazy.
But baby you're the one.
There is no other
girl like you silly..
..who is a little crazy.
But baby you're the one.
You're the one.
l don't love anyone else.
l will never love anyone else.
lf you ask for the stars..
..l'll pluck them out
of the sky for you.
You only have to say so.
..and l'll love you forever.
You may be..
..just a little bit silly.
A little bit crazy.
But baby, you're the one.
You're the one.
You're the one.
Baby, you're the one.
You're the one.
You're the one.
Baby, you're the one.
All my dreams
breathe within your eyes..
Dreams in such bloom that
everything else seems dull.
This is a new world.
..and never before has anyone..
..loved someone
so completely ever.
You may be..
..just a little..
- ..just a little bit silly.
just a little bit silly.
A little bit crazy.
But baby, you're the one.
- You're the..
l don't love anyone else.
- l don't love anyone else.
l will never love anyone else.
- l will never love anyone else.
lf you ask for the stars..
l'll pluck them out
of the sky for you..
You only have to say so.
..and l'll love you forever.
There is no girl like you.
There is no girl like you
- ..who is a little crazy.
But baby, you're the one.
You're the one.
You're the one.
Baby, you're the one.
You're the one.
You're the one.
- Baby..
Baby, you're the one.
- Baby, you're the one.
lf she turns and glances at you,
then it means she loves you.
How do you know?
Turn.
- Hey, no magic.
Brother.
At least trust your love
lf you don't trust me.
Turn.
Come on. Come on.
There.
She is coming towards me.
Why? You want her
to go towards Kasim?
ls your diarrhoea all right now?
Yes.
The situation was
delicate for a couple of days..
..but now, he's just fine.
Good.
So, would you like to
go for dinner tonight?
With me?
Yes.
- Yes. - Yes. - Great.
Genius..
- Yeah!
Do you like this?
Mind blowing, Brother. Trust me.
l don't understand why boys don't
wear clothes like these anymore..
Maybe they think..
..they'll end up
looking like waiters..
Aladin.
What are you looking at?
l am worried.
Someone might just call
me over to order food.
You look dashing in that suit.
But like a waiter, right?
Little bit.
lt's nice.
Thanks.
The suit is great..
..but did you bring
a present for me ?
Present?
l..
l brought one.
Specially picked out for you.
Tak Dhina Din.
Aladin.
How did you do that?
A simple trick.
My grandfather taught me.
Very good.
You have a bright future as a thief.
But l'll start by
stealing something of yours.
Aladin.
l have to go.
Okay.
Thank you so much for this evening.
l will never forget
this time we spent.
Aladin, l was just..
Thank you.
l'm just going to
the restroom, not home.
May l clear this?
- Sure.
Dessert?
Thank you.
Nice suit, sir.
Alu, before l whack you..
..tell me where did you find
the courage to take Jasmine out?
Look at me.
Where did you find the courage?
This is your problem, not mine.
Hello. Alu.
Where?
From you.
l just followed your advice.
Remember the lamp you gave me.
l rubbed it..
..and a genie came out of it.
He granted me not one..
..but three wishes.
Though l wasted two of them..
..l asked for his
help in the third wish.
l asked for Jasmine.
And then, Jasmine
asked me out herself.
Alu, don't try to act smart.
- Jasmine.
Look, Jasmine is here.
Scram now.. Get it?
Kasim
- Hi.
What are you doing here?
Brother.
lt's now or never.
Kasim came to tell you..
..that he can't go to the
Students' Ball with you.
Yes. He has done it.
Thank God.
l was worried
about how to tell you..
..that l want to go to
the Ball with Aladin.
What's up!
- You want to go with him?
With this fool?
Come on, Jasmine.
He is not good enough for you.
Look at him.
He looks like a..
..waiter.
Yes?
You called?
What about the bill?
Out.
Just leave.
Hey..
Yes.
- How dare you?
l'll show you first..
..and then l'll get Alu.
Buddy..
No one can take
Jasmine away from Kasim.
Sir..
Who hit me?
- You.
Hey. Old man.
Hey. Old man. Hit me, come on.
'Old man?' Old man.
Old man.
You know Kasim.
You don't love Jasmine.
You love garbage. - What?
Yes.
My love.
My love.
My love.
My love.
My love.
- You too.
Darling.
Aladin Chatterjee.
l think l am
falling in love with you.
Genius
So, we meet again.
l wish we hadn't.
Genius.
ls this how you greet a friend?
You are not my friend.
Never were.
And never..
- Wait a minute.
l know what's next.
Let me say it.
'And will never be'.
ls that right?
What do you want?
- What do l want?
What do l want?
l want two words.
Two teeny-weeny words.
Every..
..and thing?
'Everything'.
And in the same order.
The 'every' first..
..and the 'thing' later.
Because there is no use
wanting 'thing-every', is there?
So.. l want everything.
Greed has brought you to this..
..and greed will
lead you to your end.
Wrong.
lf l die, it will be due
to your constant lecturing.
Hey, Genius,
Now, that's an idea to kill me.
Just give me a few more of these
great moral lectures of yours..
..and l'll die of boredom.
What was my fault?
Just that..
..l used my powers for myself.
And for that, you genies
took away all of my powers.
l did not harm anyone.
Just used my powers
for myself. That's it.
We took an oath
when we became genies?
Our lives and our powers..
Are for others.
We give.
We don't take.
- Very good.
So, you give..
..but l'm in the mood to take.
First, the lamp..
..and then that boy's life.
lf you..
Oh, no. Genius, What happened?
Are you okay?
Out of all the useless oaths,
why do you always forget..
..that one Genie oath?
l will never harm the
owner of the lamp..
..or the person who
holds any part of the lamp.
Meet him.
He is my bodyguard, Sher Singh.
Sher Singh.. This is Genius.
Say 'hello.'
Hello Genius..
How are you?
lf l wanted to, l could
kill you right now, Genius.
But where's the fun in that?
People will say..
Ringmaster found Genius
alone and killed him.
lf you try to harm Aladin..
Don't blame me for
your mistake, Genius.
You Genies chose him
to stop me, didn't you?
So, now, he will have to die.
Genius.
Genius.
Now, l get why you are
so fond of that orphan.
You haven't told him the
truth yet, have you, Genius?
You are a smart guy.
l have to go, Genius.
See you soon.
l promise.
Genius. l was waiting for you.
What's the matter?
You look really happy.
l thought you'd left.
Oh, so that's why you
were so happy, you ingrate?
Absolutely not.
The thing is..
Jasmine said..
'l love you' to me.
What are you saying, Brother?
Mind blowing.
Congratulations.
And what did you say?
l?
l didn't say anything..
- Oh, no.
You're such an idiot.
You should have told her
that you love her too.
Your third wish
would have been complete.
And then?
- Then what?
Then..
Love, marriage etcetera.
Live happily ever after.
No. Not that.
Then what about you?
What about me? l will push off.
Wishes granted, job over.
Genius. Goodbye.
Out of here.
Please don't go.
Don't leave.
Genius, stay with me.
Why do you want to leave?
No.
l am not. l mean..
When did l say?
You know, Aladin.. lt's the rules.
Once my job is done,
l have to go away.
This is what always happens with me.
Everyone leaves me.
When l was a kid,
my parents left me..
..and then a few years ago, grandpa.
And now..
..even you will..
You always tease me about this..
..about why l always wear
this 'A' for Aladin like..
..a board around my neck?
This 'A' isn't for Aladin, Genius.
This 'A' is for Arun.
This is my father's sweater.
That's why l always keep it with me.
When l had no one to call my own..
..you came into my life.
Genius.
l don't want you to leave
me like everyone else did.
Can you?
Can't you stay with me forever?
l will always be with you.
May be not physically..
..but whenever you need me..
..l will be there.
Promise?
- Yes, promise..
You're the best.
Okay. l have to
finish an assignment.
Aladin.
- Yes?
No, nothing.
Go finish your assignment.
We'll talk tomorrow.
Aladin.
Were you responsible
for my parent's death?
Aladin. Listen to me.
You don't know the whole story.
- l don't care.
Yes or no?
Aladin, don't be stupid.
Yes or no?
Genius..
Please say 'no'.
Please.
Yes.
You?
But.. - All this while
that you were with me..
l thought l had at last
found someone to call family..
..but you betrayed my trust.
Aladin, listen to me.
Aladin.
Aladin.
My friend.
Now, you have just two choices.
Either you can join
me for a cup of tea..
..or you could go outside
and try and save Aladin.
l know it's difficult..
..but you can at least try..
..because sometimes
those who try, succeed.
Cheers.
Hey!
Stop. Stop.
Stick around?
Very funny.
Watch it.
Hey, Aladin.
Where's the lamp?
Oh.
Rub-a-dub-rub..
Where is the lamp?
- At home.
Hello, Genius.
How are you?
'Ringmaster'.
l suspected him that very day.
He's too old to be Aladin's cousin.
He's at least as old as his uncle.
Saving Aladin time and again
has become his habit, darling.
My friend.
Don't ask why..
..but Aladin has to die.
Don't ask why..
..but Aladin has to die.
He won't do it.
lf he refuses, he will lose his
powers and turn into a human being..
..because he took another
stupid oath when he became a genie..
..that he will obey every
command of the lamp's owner.
lsn't that so, my friend?
- No.
Don't ask for that..
- Hey.
The lamp, Genius, belongs to me..
..and l want my wishes three.
My friend.
Make my fantasy a reality..
..find and kill Aladin for me..
Did you hear that, Genius?
Did you hear the first boom?
Boom.
Then Let there be light.
Genius.
Come out, my friend.
You dirty rogue, come out.
What happened?
Breaking news.
Love has destroyed Genius.
Genius has now become human..
..now, he can't harm us anymore.
That's all from the news-desk.
Whatever happened today, started..
..in an incident that
occurred 20 years ago.
That day, everyone was looking
for that one special object.
Arun wanted the lamp..'
..so he could help people.
Ringmaster wanted the lamp..
..so that he could catch the comet
and go back to being a Genie..
..and the lamp
itself was looking for..
..its rightful owner.
Legend says, the only
person worthy of the lamp..
..is the one who has
no greed in his heart.
And what meant to be.. happened.
You found the lamp.
But you threw it away.
A piece of the lamp
broke and fell off.
What happened next
changed everything.. - Aladin.
You handed over that
piece of the lamp..
Aladin.
To Ringmaster.
Fortunes changed,
destiny was rewritten.
Arun hadn't even seen the lamp..
..so, he couldn't understand
why Ringmaster was asking for it.
But Riya understood..
She found the lamp..
..and she summoned
me by rubbing it.
A Genie cannot harm anyone
who has a piece of the lamp.
A Genie becomes
powerless in such a situation.
Ringmaster had a
piece of the lamp..
..and so, l could not
harm him in any way.
l was forced to ask
Arun to fire the gun..
l had to save you at any cost..
- Shoot.
He threatened to
throw you off the cliff.
Arun didn't want to shoot..
Shoot.
But l forced him to.
The sound of the
gun-shot caused an avalanche..
..and by the time l
returned after saving you..
..it was all over.
But..
Why did you only save me?
Why not everybody?
Because that was your
mother's first wish..
'Please take Aladin home safely.'
Aladin, are you up?
Cousin. You?
Why are you looking so roughed up?
Just a minute, just a minute.
Please let me understand this.
Aladin had a lamp..
.. and you came out of it..
..because he rubbed you?
Not me. He rubbed the lamp.
Margina.
That must be Jasmine.
Margina, have you seen Aladin?
Aladin.
l've been looking
for you since morning..
This is complicated.
Let me understand this.
Aladin had a lamp..
..and you came out of it..
..because he rubbed you?
There is no point in
wasting our time on Aladin..
..whether he likes it or not,
he'll have to come stop me..
..and l love it when someone
stops me from doing something.
But why me?
Through the ages, someone has
always been chosen to protect..
..the lamp against misuse.
lt's the decree of the Genies.
This time around, you were chosen.
Out of a million
people on this earth..
..you had to pick me to
fight that Ringmaster?
Out of the million
people in the world..
..you are the only one
who can fight Ringmaster.
So, what should we do now?
First, let's find out
where we can catch the comet.
And then?
Before Ringmaster catches the
comet, we'll have to stop him.
But the comet will pass overhead,
in the sky..
..then how will we catch
it from down here, on earth?
Not the comet, we'll catch
the reflection of the comet.
But from where?
We'll catch it from here.
Memorial building?
But it's the Students'
Ball there tomorrow night.
Even better.
l'm hoping you'll
get us free passes.
l'm standing outside
the Memorial building..
..where the Students' Ball is
about to begin in a few minutes..
..and in some time, we'll
also see the comet passing..
..over Khwaish,
right at this very spot..
..this is that same comet that
is seen once in a million years.
Tonight is the night.
Watch out. We have our eyes on you.
Tonight is the night?
We know exactly what's going on.
Tonight is the night.
Watch out. We have our eyes on you.
Tonight is the night.
Look out.
Watch out. We have our eyes on you.
We know exactly what's going on.
Together, all over..
We will rock your world.
Watch out. We have our eyes on you.
We know exactly what's going on.
Together, all over..
We will rock your world.
An age old song of the stars..
..that we have understood..
..what is destined will happen.
Stop us if you can.
Come on, come on.
Show us what you've got.
Come on, let's face off.
Show us what you've got.
Come on, come on.
Show us what you've got.
Come on, let's face off.
Show us what you've got.
Tonight is the night.
Watch out. We have our eyes on you.
Tonight is the night.
Watch out, watch out.
We have our eyes on you.
lt's the moment of reckoning.
But then, why is it waiting?
What is it afraid of?
Tell me.
lt's a magic wand.
Carved with blood.
Where is it hidden?
Tell me.
lt's a snake's hiss.
lt's a burning star.
All will be in my grasp.
Stop me if you can.
lt is a snake's hiss.
lt is a burning star.
All will be in my grasp.
Stop me if you can.
Come on, come on.
Show us what you've got.
Come on, let's face off.
Show us what you've got.
Come on, come on.
Show us what you've got.
Come on, let's face off.
Show us what you've got.
Tonight is the night.
Watch out. We have our eyes on you.
Tonight is the night.
Watch out, watch out watch out.
lt's a gamble with poison.
lt's the smoke of disaster.
And it's brought
the world to a stop.
The scorpion will sting.
Then it will laugh.
lt will drag the world to the grave.
This is the web l spin.
This is the way l roll.
And l invite your death.
Stop me if you can.
This is the web l spin.
This is the way l roll.
And l invite your death.
Stop me if you can.
Come on, come on.
Show us what you've got.
Come on, come on.
Show us what you've got.
Come on, come on.
Show us what you've got.
Come on, come on.
Show us what you've got.
Watch out. We have our eyes on you.
We know exactly what's going on.
All together, all over.
We will rock your world.
An age old song of the stars..
..that we have understood..
..what is destined, will happen..
Try and stop us if you can.
Come on, come on.
Show us what you've got.
Come on, come on.
Show us what you've got.
Come on, come on.
Show us what you've got.
Come on, come on.
Show us what you've got.
Tonight is the night.
Watch out. We have our eyes on you.
Tonight is the night.
We know exactly what's going on.
Tonight is the night.
Watch out. We have our eyes on you.
Tonight is the night.
Watch out. We have our eyes on you.
Tonight is the night.
Ladies and gentlemen.
This show is over.
Go home.
Did you find the lamp?
Kids nowadays, they
just don't listen.
Where is Jasmine?
Watch out. We have our eyes on you.
Tonight is the night.
No.
Come on, Genius.
You send a woman to steal the lamp?
This girl is more
than a match for you.
And now, l'm angry.
Finish off Aladin.
Hey, Genius.
Show us what you've got.
Now.
- Now. My turn.
Mark this day,
date and hour, Genius.
Because l'm about to change
the ending of this fairytale.
What's the hurry?
Aladin.
Genius.
We'll meet again, my friend.
Genius.
Sorry, sorry.
Aladin.
Let me show you the
true power of the lamp.
No.
No.
Not the comet, he'll catch
the reflection of the comet.
Aladin..
You decide.
Good boy.
Tak Dhina Din
Aladin.
Aladin.
The end.
My friend.
You know Jasmine..
..that lovely
ballad he sang for you..
Yes?
- 'You may be..'
That was actually me singing.
- What? - But why?
My love, you're beautiful.
Kasim?
Beautiful.
Will you go out on a date with me?
Please.
Please, don't say no.
Please.
Hi, Kasim.
Alu?
Jasmine.
Alu. No one can take
Jasmine away from Kasim.
Come on. Fight with me.
Come on. Fight..
Just a minute. Just a minute.
This is your problem, not mine.
Jasmine, let's go.
All right, guys, have fun.
- Come on. Hit me.
Come on.
Don't worry.
- Aladin..
He is not the old Aladin anymore.
He is different.
Alu..
you can find very easily on a map.
Just a little ahead
of Delhi lies Khwaish..
..or then, Khwaish
could be within your heart..
..just like, sometimes,
some stories can come true.
Like l said, some
stories can come true..
..and one such story begins in
house number three on this street..
..where Professor Arun lives with
his wife Riya and his son Aladin.
Yes, you heard right.
- Aladin.
They named their son 'Aladin'..
..because they believe
that Aladin's story is true..
..and that they can help
mankind by finding Aladin's lamp.
And today, Arun is going
in search of that lamp.
Arun.
Arun.
Arun, we're getting late
and you're standing here.
Bye, Dad.
Bye, Grandpa.
Aladin is too young.. you
shouldn't take him to the mountain.
Dad.
Dad.
Then what's the big deal
in naming him 'Aladin'?
The sooner he gets accustomed
to adventures, the better.
Don't worry.
Arun, enough with the suspense.
Will you tell me why
we've come this far up?
My wife, look..
Professor Nazer and my calculations
say that this is here somewhere.
Suppose you found this lamp..
- Okay.
And a genie came out of it..
- Okay.
What will you wish for first?
Simple.
That you, me and Aladin stay happy,
stay together forever.
Aladin.
Where is your Genie?
Aladin.
Aladin.
Where is your Genie?
l am not the Aladin
from the fairytale.
l can't call a Genie.
But your name is Aladin,
isn't it, duffer?
So, shut up and rub.
Oh, dear Aladin.
Your Genie did not come.
Get up.
You broke the lamp?
Please, Kasim.
Let me go.
l will only let you go
if the Genie comes out.
Get it?
Get another lamp.
l don't want to rub any
more lamps. Let me go.
Hurry. Hurry.. hurry.
Move.
Catch him.. catch him.
Don't let him escape.
Catch Alu.. and make
mincemeat out of him.
Aladin. Aladin..
where is your Genie?
Aladin. Aladin..
where is your Genie?
Alu, stop.
Stop, Alu.
Wait.
Aladin. Aladin.
Where is your Genie?
Aladin. Aladin.
Where is your Genie?
Aladin?
Come on.
Alu..
Catch him.
Catch him.
Nab him.
Alu.
Alu.
Alu.
Sorry, sorry.
Alu.
l am sorry.
Sorry.
All my stuff.
l know where to find him.
Wait. But Margina, what have l done?
Did you say anything
about Margina? Food?
Yes. She makes horrible food.
World's worst cook.
Can't even boil an egg properly.
You shouldn't have said that.
- Why?
Here's the egg you ordered.
That's why.
Alu.
Kasim, l don't want to rub any lamp.
What? Your name is
Aladin and you hate lamps?
Get a lamp for Alu.
Just get the lamp, will you?
What sort of a person are you?
You eat food inside and are
getting beaten up by Kasim outside.
l'd rather get
beaten up than eat this.
So, are you done yet?
lt's done.
- Let me see.
Perfect.
Wow.
- Finally.
Tea in Chaipiyoji.
'T' for torture man.
Don't change the topic.
Why do you let Kasim bully you?
Why don't you fight for yourself?
Why?
What's the point of
fighting for myself?
lt's not like l have to
save the world tomorrow.
What if you had to save the world?
What will you do? Run away?
ln life..
ln life, you have to be
prepared for anything.
Why?
- Why?
Because..
..life is like a restaurant..
..where everyone gets a table..
..but not the menu..
..and no one knows
what kind of food..
..fate will serve you,
Aladin Chatterjee.
Just like in Chaipiyoji.
Very funny.
When Kasim makes you rub lamps..
..keep laughing like this.
You're very mischievous.
And finally..
..let's talk about the comet's
passing which might just be the..
..the most amazing
event of our lives.
Scientists claim that it's
after one million years..
..that this comet will
pass over the earth.
Yes, after a million years.
So, let's talk to Professor..
..Abu Nazer from Khwaish
University about this.
Prof. Nazer, welcome to Daily News.
Professor, is it possible
that a comet can reappear..
..after a million years?
ls this possible?
Well, even though it
sounds impossible..
..extensive research has been
conducted in the past few days.
Experiments have been conducted too.
All results
conclude that this comet..
..is in fact passing over
earth after a million years.
Prof. Nazer, since we don't
know much about this comet..
..can it cause any
kind of harm to us?
Are we in any
danger from this comet?
l don't know about the danger..
- How can a comet be dangerous?
lt is still an
unexplained phenomena.. but
Lingmasta.
Lingmasta?
'Ringmaster.'
And Ringmaster never lets
anything happen to his friends.
You are still my friend?
Aren't you?
Thank you.
Oh, yes.
Didn't you have to go somewhere?
Oh. Jasmine..
Come, come.
Friends..
l want to introduce
your new classmate.
As l was saying..
..Jasmine is here from America..
..through the
student exchange programme.
Jasmine.
Welcome to Khwaish University.
l am requesting all you clowns.
- Please..
Please make a good
impression on her.
Yes, sir.
And Jasmine..
..don't give your
phone number to anyone.
Ah!
Before l begin..
..it's one of our
colleague's birthday today.
Friends.
Let's all join in wishing..
..Aladin a very happy birthday.
- Alu.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear Aladin.
Happy birthday to you.
There goes the girl
who stole my heart.
There goes the girl.
There goes the girl
who stole my heart.
There goes the girl.
l have lost my senses.
l am going crazy,
l have lost my senses.
l am going crazy.
What has her love done to me?
There goes the girl
who stole my heart.
There goes the girl.
- Wow.
Sorry.
The song demands that..
..one has to do
this while singing it.
Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
l'm Jasmine.
l know.
- l am Aladin.
l know.
The one from the fairytale?
No. No. Never.
Chatterjee. Definitely not
the one from the fairy tale.
Aladin Chatterjee.
Aladin, l am sorry about your nose.
Nose?
No. lt wasn't your fault.
lt was that stupid pole there..
And that's the problem with poles..
..they just..
..they just stand anywhere.
l thought you were
looking at me.. and you?
Me? Looking? At you?
No, no. l wasn't looking
at you. Where was l looking?
l look a lot..
Whenever my eyes are open, l look.
l keep looking. lt's a
bad childhood habit.
Like for example..
Look, there's Kasim.
What did you say?
- Look, there's Kasim.
Then?
Look, there's Kasim. - Then?
Alu.. my brother.
l am so sorry.
How could l forget your birthday.
- All right.
Like you forgot last year.
And the year before that.
You joker. l am
feeling so bad you know.
l forgot his birthday.
Listen, Alu.
- We lovingly call him Alu (potato).
A party.
- Tonight. - For you lt's on me.
No, it's okay.
lt's not okay, Alu.
l wouldn't be able
to forgive myself.
That's very sweet of you.
Hi, Kasim
Jasmine..
What is your plan tonight?
Why don't you come to the party too?
Are you sure?
l mean you guys
are old friends and..
..l don't want to impose myself..
lmpose?
Are you listening, Alu?
lt'll be an expose.
l mean it will be an honour.
Please come.
Okay, l'll be there.
Awesome.
That's the spirit.
lt's party time.
All right.
Jasmine..
Have you seen the campus yet?
Allow me.
l'll give you a
guided tour of the campus.
This is like my second home.
ln fact, l was born here.
Please..
And you..
And you just kept looking?
lf you were in my place,
what would you have said?
Look, there's Kasim.
Very funny.
No. Seriously..
..look, there's Kasim.
l need to buy a present for Aladin.
Do you know any shop around here?
Of course.
l'll take you there
right after college.
Welcome.
Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday, dear Aladin.
Happy birthday to you.
l wish all of you were here.
Do you know how boring
it is to live alone?
Watch this, Grandpa?
You will be proud.
l have mastered this trick now.
lf you don't study..
..how will you go on adventures,
like your dad?
l don't want to go to school.
lf you go to school..
l'll teach you a magic trick.
What trick?
And now the magic mantra.
Tak Dhina Din.
Aladin.
You know, Grandpa..
..l don't feel like going
to Kasim's party tonight.
But then..
..Jasmine will be there.
Alu.
Happy birthday, Alu.
You have gained enough sympathy
with the bleeding nose, Alu?
Now, quietly take your
gift and scram. ls that clear?
Quick. He is coming.
Happy birthday, Aladin.
Happy birthday to you. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Open your present and see.
No. l am sure it's nice.
Alu, open it.
Come on, open it. Open it.
Open it.
Do you like it?
Kasim told me you really like lamps.
Yes.
Aladin and the lamp
go way back, right?
Yes. Yes. Thank you.
Hey, Alu?
Why don't you rub the lamp,
for childhood's sake?
Oh. Aladin would do that?
- No.
So cute.
- Yes.
Come on. One more time please.
No.
- Just once. Come on, Alu please.
No.
- Jasmine, you tell him.
Please, Aladin.
Just once.
Aladin. Aladin.
Where is your Genie?
Aladin.
l don't want
anything more from you..
..just take your gift and scram.
May l?
Alu..
Happy Birthday.
Happy birthday, Alu.
Alu, happy birthday.
Thanks.
Yes. Brother.
Where are you off to?
Come, let's do some disco.
Come on.
You might not believe,
you might not know..
..what l am talking about.
But someday you will realise..
..what l say is true.
You might not believe,
you might not know..
..what l am talking about.
But someday you will realise..
..what l say is true.
Lost. Lost.
You look so lost.
Come with me and
change your destiny.
The whole world will
dance to your tunes.
Tak Dhina Din.
Hey, Aladin.
The world has changed
for a new day has come.
Tak Dhina Din.
Hey, Aladin.
Forget your past,
it's your time now.
You might not believe,
you might not know..
..what l am talking about.
But someday you will realise..
..what l say is true.
You might never have even
dreamt or thought of such things.
For what is to happen.. - You might
have read about only in books.
You are the answer to
your own questions.
Life is a disco and
we are all dancers.
And the world is
singing and dancing with us.
Tak Dhina Din.
Hey, Aladin.
The world has changed
for a new day has come.
Tak Dhina Din.
Hey, Aladin.
Forget your past,
it's your time now.
You might not believe,
you might not know..
..what l am talking about.
But someday you will realise..
..what l say is true.
l have never danced, nor sung.
Not even in my dreams.
What is this that makes
me sing, l want to know.
ls there an
answer to my questions?
ls there a dancer inside me?
There is a dancer. - Why
are you hiding from the world?
Tak Dhina Din.
Hey, Aladin.
The world has changed
for a new day has come.
Tak Dhina Din.
Hey, Aladin.
Forget your past,
it's your time now.
You might not believe,
you might not know.
..what l am talking about.
But someday you will realise..
..what l say is true.
One more time.
Tak Dhina Din.
Hey, Aladin.
The world has changed
for a new day has come.
Tak Dhina Din.
Hey, Aladin.
Forget your past,
it's your time now.
Forget your yesterday.
Yes, Brother.
ls this the way to the party?
Okay. Yes.
Party time.
l've been standing here for so long.
Nowadays, no one invites
me to parties anymore.
Expecting someone?
Ah!
Oh, hello.
Hey..
Put the cake down.
Or?
Or? Or?
Or? Or.. Or..
Put the cake down.
Delicious.
My guitar.
Who are you, sir? Who are you?
He who can make the impossible into
the possible, and possible into..
Or something like that.
lt was a great saying.
Anyway, brother.
ln a nutshell..
What a man thinks..
..but cannot do..
To make that happen.
That's my claim to fame.
And Genius is my name.
l did not understand, sir.
Just what l was afraid of.
lt's completely empty.
You have no brains.
Look.
lt's not right to
enter someone's house..
..and stick your hand in his brain.
You were saying something?
Aladin Chatterjee.
Bengali?
Just hear me out clearly.
l guess you are
unaware of the fact..
..you are now the proud owner of
a magical lamp and three wishes.
Understand.
Come. Come.
Wait. Let me get this.
Your name is Genius?
l have a lamp which is
where you came out of..
..because l rubbed you?
Not me, you fool.
You rubbed the lamp.
Now, quickly ask for your
three wishes and let me go.
l have no time.
Hey, would you have
something to eat out here?
l get really hungry after dancing.
But that is a fairytale, isn't it?
How can this be true?
How is it possible?
Genie? Lamp? Three wishes.
Brother. Everything is possible.
Look at this.
lf a donkey like you
can look like a man..
..then anything is possible.
What is your wish?
What do you want?
Who was that donkey?
Oh, Brother.
You know..
..you bore me.
Look.
l had been sitting idle in this
lamp for the past twenty years..
..and no one bothered.
Now, when l am just two
months away from retirement..
..you came by..
Mr. Aladin Chatterjee.
And you rubbed the lamp.
Look, Brother
- it's very simple.
lf you don't redeem
your three wishes now..
..my contract shall get
extended by another million years.
So, please hurry up.
l want to finish my
contract and move out of the lamp.
Move out..
Contract..
Three wishes..
l don't understand a thing.
What should l wish for?
You don't understand?
How about a brain?
You have no brains.
How about a car, a house,
money, ice cream.
lce cream?
- Yes. lce cream.
Wish for anything. But make
it fast. Just make a wish.
But.. What should l? -Oh, God.
This one will not let me retire.
Yes. Aladin.
Man.. Man..
The man got it going.
The man got it going.
Got it going.
He keep the party going
till the break of dawn.
Got the blondes and the forties.
Rolling with their choice.
Giving them every
little thing they want.
Giving them every
little thing they want.
Make a wish, make a wish.
And l'll make your wish come true.
l'll fulfil all your wishes, all
your dreams and your hopes too.
Make a wish, make a wish.
And l'll make your wish come true.
l'll fulfil all your wishes, all
your dreams and your hopes too.
l will open the doors to heaven.
All you got to do is say it.
You will win every game..
All you got to do is, play it
Aladin, give me a five.
Though your brain is empty.
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
Aladin, give me a five.
Though your brain is empty..
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
l do the grooves
and the whole world..
Come and shake a leg with me.
l do the grooves
and the whole world..
Don't you try to pull back.
l do it like this.
l do it like that.
And when l'm at the decks..
..the beat don't stop.
And the bass is flat.
The man got it going.
Got it going on.
He keeps the party going
till the break of dawn.
Got the blondes and the forties..
Rolling with their choice.
Giving them every
little thing they want.
Aladin, give me a five.
Though your brain is empty.
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
Aladin, give me a five.
Though your brain is empty..
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
l got the rocks.
l got the ride.
l got the hot girls by my side.
l got the moves.
And l got game.
You can get close
but it isn't the same.
When l say, Hey, Mama.
l get them jumping.
And when l beat the drum..
Got the party pumping.
Like this.
Boom biddy boom,
Biddy biddy boom boom.
Biddy boom biddy boom boom.
Aladin, give me a five.
Though your brain is empty..
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
Aladin, give me a five.
Though your brain is empty..
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
Lady luck is coming
by to change your life.
Lady luck is coming by.
Lady luck is coming by.
Lady luck is coming by..
..to change your
life. -Make a Wish.
l finally get it.
All this isn't really happening.
This cannot be true.
You have hypnotised me.
You can't be a Genie.
You are a magician from a circus.
Me?
- Yes.
A magician from a circus?
Yes.
Stop talking nonsense.
You dare doubt me and my powers?
How dare you compare
me to a circus magician?
Do you know who l am?
l am Genius.
Genius.
Goodnight, Aladin.
ls that it? Shall l make the bill?
Have you decided yet?
Oh, no.
What happened, Aladin?
Nothing. All okay.
l thought something scared you.
He must have had the breakfast.
Definitely. lt scared me too.
What do you want?
Not me..
What do you want?
Why are you following me?
Why are you whispering?
Where are you going?
Have your lunch.
No.
- l had my lunch.
Yes. Aladin, let's have lunch.
This dessert is really very good.
Dessert?
- Who..
Who are you?
Who is he?
Oh. Sorry.
She is Margina.
- And you?
You..
My father's brother.
My uncle.
ls it? -Uncle's son.
So, technically, we are cousins.
A distant, very distant
relative's second cousin.
Right?
Right.
- Shall we?
'Uncle'?
Do l look that old to you?
At most, l'm old enough
to be your elder brother.
Do you know an average Genie's age?
Dude. l am just a teenager.
Look?
How did you do that?
Simple.
Like this.
Look. Don't?
Wait.
- is this your sweater?
What?
This?
ls this your sweater?
Of course, it's mine.
Look. l really don't care.
l don't care about
your age or who you are.
And l don't want anything from you.
Since you are my very
'distant' Relative's second cousin..
..why don't you keep
your distance from me too?
l have an audition today and
it's a very important day for me.
Thank you.
There comes a day
when youth is in bloom.
When just a glance
can set water on fire.
When the heart will be lost.. so,
let the heart lose itself..
Let whatever happen.
-Who is next?
Aladin Chatterjee.
Alu.
l was looking for you.
Brother.
First, you push me away,
then you come looking for me.
Hey, dude. You are so very confused.
Look? l..
What is this?
- What?
Come here.
Style, Brother. Style.
You will never understand.
- Look..
l have my audition.
l need my guitar.
Your first wish..
- What?
Your first wish is
that you want a guitar.
No, that is not my wish.
How is that my wish anyway?
You turned my guitar into a frog..
..now, you will have to
turn it back into a guitar.
Brother.
From every angle that l
study it, this is clearly a wish.
Listen, you have an audition..
..and you are stuck with a frog?
Unfortunately, you
cannot play the frog..
..and you need a guitar and you
have not one but three wishes.
Hence proved. This
is your first wish.
Nonsense.
This is so not fair.
You are no Genie. You're a conman.
Yes.
Ok.
What?
Volume. Volume.
Now, where did he plug that wire?
Yes.
Okay.
Volume. Okay.
Volume.
Volume.
No. No.
This?
This is my bodyguard
until l find the lamp.
You ask too many questions.
Look.
Once l find the lamp..
..l will grab it from it's owner..
..Then l'll kill the
owner of the lamp..
..catch hold of the comet..
..and go back to
being a Genie again.
Then l will kill everyone..
..and then rule
over the whole world.
Then l'll be cool.
- l'll be chilled out.
Sorry, darling, not alone. With you.
Yes.
Aladin. Aladin.
Oh, dear.
Hello.
Off you go into his brain.
So, this is her.
You. You.
- Here?
How did you enter my thoughts?
Dude.
- l am a genie.
l was the topper in my class.
l am the best. l can do anything.
This is not fair.
These are my private thoughts.
Please go.
You really are something else.
You are not supposed to see this.
This is personal.
Come here, boy, come.
You know, you are wasting
my time by thinking so much.
l can do this for you.
What do you mean? -l
mean you have three wishes.
Yes. -Let your first
wish be this. Jasmine.
What?
You can do that? -Do that?
You are embarrassing me, Sir Aladin.
What do you think?
That Romeo got Juliet?
And Ranjha found
Heer without any help?
You brought those lovers together?
Not really. But l can do this.
Magic.
No.
This won't be right.
To win her over by magic
won't be morally correct.
You, and your morals and principles.
What use are these morals if
they can't even land you a girl?
Alu.
Genius.
Genius.
Genius.-Did you call, sir?
Please? l want Jasmine.
No.
This is not the right
format to ask for a wish.
You'll have to ask like this.
How can l..
Just kidding.
Say it like this.
May fantasy become reality.
May Jasmine fall in love with me.
May fantasy become reality.
No. Stop.
Say it in your own style.
May fantasy become reality.
May Jasmine fall in love with me.
Did you hear that?
The acknowledgement
'boom' of your first wish.
Then Let there be light.
One moment.
Tea, my sweetheart.
My sweetheart..
..when will we get married?
Take a sip.
l made it with my own
pretty little hands.
When will we have children?
Darling, are you okay?
Do you want a head massage?-No.
Or how about a Thai foot massage?
No. Please sit.. madam.
Please sit.
But Thai foot massage?
Thai foot massage.
l mean l don't want
a Thai foot massage.
l want..
l want a minute.
Okay.
Thank you.
Let me think for a bit.
l feel shy, darling.
l feel shy, darling.
How do l tell you,
what's in my heart?
Why are you shy? Why are
you scared? Just tell him.
Oh, darling.
Take me home.
Take me home.
Oh, darling.
Take me home.
Take me home.
Oh, darling.
Take me home.
Take me home.
He is running away.
Look, your
darling is running away.
Your darling is running away.
Tell him what's in
your heart quickly.
Why are you shy?
Why are you scared?
Just tell him.
Oh, darling.
Take me home.
Take me home.
There are dreams
in these deep eyes.
Will you make me your dream?
Will you let me in your heart?
l will not be tricked
by these deep eyes.
Stay away from me.
Don't call me darling.
lf you really love him,
then why are you shy?
Look into his eyes. Don't sigh..
Just tell him Oh, darling.
Take me home.
Take me home.
Oh, darling.
Take me home.
Take me home.
Oh, darling.
Take me home.
Take me home.
Hi sir.
- Good morning.
Oh, darling.
Don't go away.
Where did you suddenly
land from, full of love?
Don't you follow me.
Bless me by holding me close.
Take me home.
Take me home.
Take me home.
Take me home.
Take me home.
No, never. No, never.
Where are you going?
Why don't you come close?
l will show you a magic trick
and make our hearts meet.Kiddo..
Oh, darling.
Take me home.
Take me home.
Oh, darling.
Take me home.
Take me home.
- Genius.
Oh, darling.
Take me home.
- Genius.
Take me home.Oh, darling.
Oh, darling.
Genius.
- What?
Whatever this is, it is not love.
Please stop all this.
Just let everything go
back to what it was.
Take me home.
- This is your second wish?
Take me home. - Yes.
Say it.
- Oh, darling.
Take me home. - Don't go away.
Yes.
- Okay.
Oh, darling.
- Hey, Aladin.
The format is wrong again..
Excuse me.
Oh, darling.-Let
reality become a fantasy..
..and bring back
the earlier normalcy.
Oh, darling.Take me home.
The first wish is over.
This was the acknowledgement 'boom'
for wish number two.-Oh, darling.
Then Let there be
light.Take me home.
But..
What?
Don't worry. Nobody
will remember anything.
Example.
'Example' Brother.
Example.
Weak in Hindi and English.
Example.
Aladin.
- Good afternoon, sir.
Who are you?
He is my cousin.
Okay.
l didn't know you had a cousin.
Even l didn't know..
..but here he is. - Hi.
Professor Nazer.
Hello.
How do you do?
Very well, thank you.
Nice to meet you, sir.
- Thank you.
Got to go.
Thank you.
- Bye.
Did you see? No one
remembers a thing.
Come on.
- Hey, Aladin.
l'm really impressed.
Two wishes in less than ten minutes.
Two wishes?
How so?
Two wishes?
'Please. Please. l want Jasmine.'
First wish. 'No, no. l
don't want Jasmine.'
Two wishes.
Now, quickly ask
for your third wish.
But Brother..
Let's eat something before that.
l get really hungry after the dance.
Yes, Come on, let's go.
This is Nazer.
l know where the mirror is.
Good.
The snitch gave a
sniff of good news.
We found the mirror.
Move aside.
Stop laughing, you clown,
and make way.
You make way.
l'll plug you one in the nose
and make it bigger and redder.
Move aside.
Who are you?
Ringmaster.
The road is as clear as the sky
Let's go get the mirror.
This mirror is the
Google of the Genie world.
lt has answer to all questions.
The quality is that it can be
used as an ordinary mirror too.
Darling, come here quick. Be quick.
See?
So, the order of the genies
has picked him to stop me?
So, for me to live..
..he will have to die.
Only a few days remain for
the comet to pass over Khwaish.
Let's ask Mrs. Patel
about her plans for that day.
l plan to make comet shaped
sandwiches for the occasion.
When the comet passes
over us, my family and l..
..will be eating it. l
mean those sandwiches.
Would you like to go to
the Students' Ball with me?
Would you like to come to
the Students' Ball with me?
Please, please, please.
Jasmine, would you like to go
to the Students' Ball with me?
Think. Enemy.
First pattern with count.
One.
Two.
Three.
Think. Enemy.
Think. Enemy.
Think. Enemy..
One.
Jasmine, would you like
to go to the Ball with me?
Be ready all the time.
Make it your gospel.
Would you like to go
to the Ball with me?
An enemy can appear at
any time from anywhere.
Who are you taking to the Ball, Alu?
Jasmine.
No. l was just..
What am l doing here?
l was actually going
to the library.-Alu.
Demonstrate,-Let me give
you some advice for free.
l need a volunteer.
A donkey like you..
..can never get a girl like Jasmine.
Alu..
There is only one
way you can get Jasmine
You.
Me?
Positions.
Hi.
Would you like to go
to the Students' Ball?
Attack.
What?
- Attack her.
Attack her? Why? Who? What?
- You fool.
Wow. l love this girl.
Aladin. Are you okay?
Jasmine, would you like to
go to the Students' Ball?
Silence.
Come on.
Stand up.
He attacked head-on.
What if the enemy
attacks from behind?
Jasmine.
Go, call her.
Would you like to?
Wonderful.
Wonderful.
What are you waiting for?
Finish the enemy.
But Aladin is a friend.
'Friend.'
The enemy is never a friend.
- Enemy.
Befriend the enemy and you're dead.
Come back, you!
Always finish the enemy.
- But l'm Aladin.
Hey, Alu.
You just gave a new
meaning to Students' BALL.
Alu..
Like l was saying..
..there is just one
way to win Jasmine over.
Go and buy all the
lamps ln the world..
..and start rubbing them.
lf by chance a
Genie pops out of one..
..ask him for Jasmine.
Because only magic
can win over Jasmine..
..and that magic is in me.
Aladin, l am so sorry.
Did l hurt you?
Not at all.
l'm accustomed to it by now
By the way, what were you saying..
..about the Students' Ball?
Well..l was trying to say that..
You.. me..
Alu was trying to say that he cannot
go to the Students' Ball with you..
..because he's already found a date.
How nice.
Fantastic. You want your third
wish. l will finally be free.
Mind blowing, Brother.
Make-a-wish.
Make-a-wish. Make-a-wish.
Jasmine.-Okay, Brother. What? Again?
But without any magic.
l want her to like
me just the way l am..
..without any magic.
Oh, come on,
Brother. Don't be a bore.
l only work with magic. l'm a genie.
Use me like a genie.
Like any nice,
self-respecting selfish man..
..ask me for something big.
Think big.
Let me make you the
world's richest man.
Forget Jasmine, the whole
wide world will be at your feet.
Come on, Brother. Quickly.
Ask me for a wallop of a
dollop of a third wish..
..so l that l can leave.
Yes. Aladin.
All right.
l don't need your help.
Because l have no one,
Kasim calls me names..
Donkey, duffer,
whatever he wants to.
You're in a hurry to leave?
All right then, tell me what
l have do to set you free.
Oh, man.
Okay, come on. Wish.
Wish for what?
Wish for whatever's in your heart.
Really?-Yes. Really.
Not reality, not fantasy
- But let me warn you..
..you are wasting your wish.
The entire ocean lies before you..
..and you want to
go dive in a bucket?
You've already wasted two wishes
on Jasmine. That's two wishes.
You don't need my
help to woo Jasmine.
You can do that on your own.
l can't.
l don't need fantasies to
come true through magic's art..
..all l need is your help
in winning Jasmine's heart.
There goes the third wish.
That was the last
acknowledgement 'boom'.
So, Let there be light.
So..
Mr. Genius..What's the plan?
The plan was to retire..
..but now, it's to woo Jasmine.
Cool.
But without any magic.
Yes.
Yes.
Thank you.
Yes. Brother.
How are you doing?
Who's the old man?
Some Aladin's cousin.
Sir Romeo.
Quick..
quick..Jasmine is in the library..
..and is going towards her car.
Go and walk her to the car.
You can talk to her
while you walk.Come..
How do you know that?-Dude.
l'm Genius.
Come on.
Go. Go..
Hey, Jasmine.
Hi Aladin.
Are you leaving?
Yes. Studied enough for today.
l'll walk you to the car.
No. l can go. My car is right here.
No. l insist.
Let me help you with this.
- Aladin.-Please.
That's my car.
lt's right here..
- Yes. Thanks.
Good parking.
Bye.
Why didn't you see
where the car was?
Why should l see the car?
Do you want Jasmine or the car?
Go.. go..
- Are you sure? - Yes.
She is going to the restroom.
Come on, Brother. This is your
chance to ask her for a dance.
Go on.
Let Aladin go first.
His stomach is upset.
He has diarrhoea.
Okay?
Jasmine, let Aladin go first..
..he has diarrhoea.
Sure, go ahead.
This one.
Sure?
- 110%.
This is Jasmine's house.
- This is Jasmine's ..
This is not her house,
this is her room.
This is a girls hostel.
They have rooms here.
This is Jasmine's room.
- Okay.
Now, you won't
speak or do anything..
..because every time you open
your mouth, things go wrong.
Asking for your help was the
stupidest thing l ever did.
l wasted my third wish.
Oh, l see. Now, l am the villain?
You were wasting your third wish.
You cried buckets.
And l didn't cry, okay?
Right.
When did you cry..
..l'm the one who is crying now..
Aladin.. no.. no.
You may be..
..maybe not.
- The enemy. - Enemy?
Take this. Karate chop.
You.
- No.
l'm just leaving.
Hey, Aladin.
- Why didn't you warn me?
Wow! You're blaming me?
l tried so hard to tell you.
You did all this intentionally.
Why would l do that?
l'm here to help you, remember?
l can leave once your
third wish is fulfilled.
What kind of stupid help is this?
Do you think l am a fool?
Yes.
No.
Yes. Brother, what
happened to your voice?
Sometimes like a
broken foghorn.. Why?
Didn't you see?
She karate-chopped me.
What?
- That crazy nut.
Oh, boy.
Your voice is one
hell of a deal-breaker.
lf l were Jasmine, even
l would have dumped you.
No, Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry of my life.
The more l love someone, the
further away they go from me.
Hey.
Come on.
Where?
- Trust me. Come on.
Come on.
Are you insane?
l am not doing this again.
Just shut up and listen.
l will sing. You
just move your lips.
What?
- Yes.
Just trust me. Do as l say.
That's what l'm worried about.
What did you say?
Nothing.
Genius.
You're the one.
You're the one.
Baby, you're the one.
You're the one.
You're the one.
Baby, you're the one.
You may be..
Just a little bit silly..
..a little bit crazy.
But baby you're the one.
There is no other
girl like you silly..
..who is a little crazy.
But baby you're the one.
You're the one.
l don't love anyone else.
l will never love anyone else.
lf you ask for the stars..
..l'll pluck them out
of the sky for you.
You only have to say so.
..and l'll love you forever.
You may be..
..just a little bit silly.
A little bit crazy.
But baby, you're the one.
You're the one.
You're the one.
Baby, you're the one.
You're the one.
You're the one.
Baby, you're the one.
All my dreams
breathe within your eyes..
Dreams in such bloom that
everything else seems dull.
This is a new world.
..and never before has anyone..
..loved someone
so completely ever.
You may be..
..just a little..
- ..just a little bit silly.
just a little bit silly.
A little bit crazy.
But baby, you're the one.
- You're the..
l don't love anyone else.
- l don't love anyone else.
l will never love anyone else.
- l will never love anyone else.
lf you ask for the stars..
l'll pluck them out
of the sky for you..
You only have to say so.
..and l'll love you forever.
There is no girl like you.
There is no girl like you
- ..who is a little crazy.
But baby, you're the one.
You're the one.
You're the one.
Baby, you're the one.
You're the one.
You're the one.
- Baby..
Baby, you're the one.
- Baby, you're the one.
lf she turns and glances at you,
then it means she loves you.
How do you know?
Turn.
- Hey, no magic.
Brother.
At least trust your love
lf you don't trust me.
Turn.
Come on. Come on.
There.
She is coming towards me.
Why? You want her
to go towards Kasim?
ls your diarrhoea all right now?
Yes.
The situation was
delicate for a couple of days..
..but now, he's just fine.
Good.
So, would you like to
go for dinner tonight?
With me?
Yes.
- Yes. - Yes. - Great.
Genius..
- Yeah!
Do you like this?
Mind blowing, Brother. Trust me.
l don't understand why boys don't
wear clothes like these anymore..
Maybe they think..
..they'll end up
looking like waiters..
Aladin.
What are you looking at?
l am worried.
Someone might just call
me over to order food.
You look dashing in that suit.
But like a waiter, right?
Little bit.
lt's nice.
Thanks.
The suit is great..
..but did you bring
a present for me ?
Present?
l..
l brought one.
Specially picked out for you.
Tak Dhina Din.
Aladin.
How did you do that?
A simple trick.
My grandfather taught me.
Very good.
You have a bright future as a thief.
But l'll start by
stealing something of yours.
Aladin.
l have to go.
Okay.
Thank you so much for this evening.
l will never forget
this time we spent.
Aladin, l was just..
Thank you.
l'm just going to
the restroom, not home.
May l clear this?
- Sure.
Dessert?
Thank you.
Nice suit, sir.
Alu, before l whack you..
..tell me where did you find
the courage to take Jasmine out?
Look at me.
Where did you find the courage?
This is your problem, not mine.
Hello. Alu.
Where?
From you.
l just followed your advice.
Remember the lamp you gave me.
l rubbed it..
..and a genie came out of it.
He granted me not one..
..but three wishes.
Though l wasted two of them..
..l asked for his
help in the third wish.
l asked for Jasmine.
And then, Jasmine
asked me out herself.
Alu, don't try to act smart.
- Jasmine.
Look, Jasmine is here.
Scram now.. Get it?
Kasim
- Hi.
What are you doing here?
Brother.
lt's now or never.
Kasim came to tell you..
..that he can't go to the
Students' Ball with you.
Yes. He has done it.
Thank God.
l was worried
about how to tell you..
..that l want to go to
the Ball with Aladin.
What's up!
- You want to go with him?
With this fool?
Come on, Jasmine.
He is not good enough for you.
Look at him.
He looks like a..
..waiter.
Yes?
You called?
What about the bill?
Out.
Just leave.
Hey..
Yes.
- How dare you?
l'll show you first..
..and then l'll get Alu.
Buddy..
No one can take
Jasmine away from Kasim.
Sir..
Who hit me?
- You.
Hey. Old man.
Hey. Old man. Hit me, come on.
'Old man?' Old man.
Old man.
You know Kasim.
You don't love Jasmine.
You love garbage. - What?
Yes.
My love.
My love.
My love.
My love.
My love.
- You too.
Darling.
Aladin Chatterjee.
l think l am
falling in love with you.
Genius
So, we meet again.
l wish we hadn't.
Genius.
ls this how you greet a friend?
You are not my friend.
Never were.
And never..
- Wait a minute.
l know what's next.
Let me say it.
'And will never be'.
ls that right?
What do you want?
- What do l want?
What do l want?
l want two words.
Two teeny-weeny words.
Every..
..and thing?
'Everything'.
And in the same order.
The 'every' first..
..and the 'thing' later.
Because there is no use
wanting 'thing-every', is there?
So.. l want everything.
Greed has brought you to this..
..and greed will
lead you to your end.
Wrong.
lf l die, it will be due
to your constant lecturing.
Hey, Genius,
Now, that's an idea to kill me.
Just give me a few more of these
great moral lectures of yours..
..and l'll die of boredom.
What was my fault?
Just that..
..l used my powers for myself.
And for that, you genies
took away all of my powers.
l did not harm anyone.
Just used my powers
for myself. That's it.
We took an oath
when we became genies?
Our lives and our powers..
Are for others.
We give.
We don't take.
- Very good.
So, you give..
..but l'm in the mood to take.
First, the lamp..
..and then that boy's life.
lf you..
Oh, no. Genius, What happened?
Are you okay?
Out of all the useless oaths,
why do you always forget..
..that one Genie oath?
l will never harm the
owner of the lamp..
..or the person who
holds any part of the lamp.
Meet him.
He is my bodyguard, Sher Singh.
Sher Singh.. This is Genius.
Say 'hello.'
Hello Genius..
How are you?
lf l wanted to, l could
kill you right now, Genius.
But where's the fun in that?
People will say..
Ringmaster found Genius
alone and killed him.
lf you try to harm Aladin..
Don't blame me for
your mistake, Genius.
You Genies chose him
to stop me, didn't you?
So, now, he will have to die.
Genius.
Genius.
Now, l get why you are
so fond of that orphan.
You haven't told him the
truth yet, have you, Genius?
You are a smart guy.
l have to go, Genius.
See you soon.
l promise.
Genius. l was waiting for you.
What's the matter?
You look really happy.
l thought you'd left.
Oh, so that's why you
were so happy, you ingrate?
Absolutely not.
The thing is..
Jasmine said..
'l love you' to me.
What are you saying, Brother?
Mind blowing.
Congratulations.
And what did you say?
l?
l didn't say anything..
- Oh, no.
You're such an idiot.
You should have told her
that you love her too.
Your third wish
would have been complete.
And then?
- Then what?
Then..
Love, marriage etcetera.
Live happily ever after.
No. Not that.
Then what about you?
What about me? l will push off.
Wishes granted, job over.
Genius. Goodbye.
Out of here.
Please don't go.
Don't leave.
Genius, stay with me.
Why do you want to leave?
No.
l am not. l mean..
When did l say?
You know, Aladin.. lt's the rules.
Once my job is done,
l have to go away.
This is what always happens with me.
Everyone leaves me.
When l was a kid,
my parents left me..
..and then a few years ago, grandpa.
And now..
..even you will..
You always tease me about this..
..about why l always wear
this 'A' for Aladin like..
..a board around my neck?
This 'A' isn't for Aladin, Genius.
This 'A' is for Arun.
This is my father's sweater.
That's why l always keep it with me.
When l had no one to call my own..
..you came into my life.
Genius.
l don't want you to leave
me like everyone else did.
Can you?
Can't you stay with me forever?
l will always be with you.
May be not physically..
..but whenever you need me..
..l will be there.
Promise?
- Yes, promise..
You're the best.
Okay. l have to
finish an assignment.
Aladin.
- Yes?
No, nothing.
Go finish your assignment.
We'll talk tomorrow.
Aladin.
Were you responsible
for my parent's death?
Aladin. Listen to me.
You don't know the whole story.
- l don't care.
Yes or no?
Aladin, don't be stupid.
Yes or no?
Genius..
Please say 'no'.
Please.
Yes.
You?
But.. - All this while
that you were with me..
l thought l had at last
found someone to call family..
..but you betrayed my trust.
Aladin, listen to me.
Aladin.
Aladin.
My friend.
Now, you have just two choices.
Either you can join
me for a cup of tea..
..or you could go outside
and try and save Aladin.
l know it's difficult..
..but you can at least try..
..because sometimes
those who try, succeed.
Cheers.
Hey!
Stop. Stop.
Stick around?
Very funny.
Watch it.
Hey, Aladin.
Where's the lamp?
Oh.
Rub-a-dub-rub..
Where is the lamp?
- At home.
Hello, Genius.
How are you?
'Ringmaster'.
l suspected him that very day.
He's too old to be Aladin's cousin.
He's at least as old as his uncle.
Saving Aladin time and again
has become his habit, darling.
My friend.
Don't ask why..
..but Aladin has to die.
Don't ask why..
..but Aladin has to die.
He won't do it.
lf he refuses, he will lose his
powers and turn into a human being..
..because he took another
stupid oath when he became a genie..
..that he will obey every
command of the lamp's owner.
lsn't that so, my friend?
- No.
Don't ask for that..
- Hey.
The lamp, Genius, belongs to me..
..and l want my wishes three.
My friend.
Make my fantasy a reality..
..find and kill Aladin for me..
Did you hear that, Genius?
Did you hear the first boom?
Boom.
Then Let there be light.
Genius.
Come out, my friend.
You dirty rogue, come out.
What happened?
Breaking news.
Love has destroyed Genius.
Genius has now become human..
..now, he can't harm us anymore.
That's all from the news-desk.
Whatever happened today, started..
..in an incident that
occurred 20 years ago.
That day, everyone was looking
for that one special object.
Arun wanted the lamp..'
..so he could help people.
Ringmaster wanted the lamp..
..so that he could catch the comet
and go back to being a Genie..
..and the lamp
itself was looking for..
..its rightful owner.
Legend says, the only
person worthy of the lamp..
..is the one who has
no greed in his heart.
And what meant to be.. happened.
You found the lamp.
But you threw it away.
A piece of the lamp
broke and fell off.
What happened next
changed everything.. - Aladin.
You handed over that
piece of the lamp..
Aladin.
To Ringmaster.
Fortunes changed,
destiny was rewritten.
Arun hadn't even seen the lamp..
..so, he couldn't understand
why Ringmaster was asking for it.
But Riya understood..
She found the lamp..
..and she summoned
me by rubbing it.
A Genie cannot harm anyone
who has a piece of the lamp.
A Genie becomes
powerless in such a situation.
Ringmaster had a
piece of the lamp..
..and so, l could not
harm him in any way.
l was forced to ask
Arun to fire the gun..
l had to save you at any cost..
- Shoot.
He threatened to
throw you off the cliff.
Arun didn't want to shoot..
Shoot.
But l forced him to.
The sound of the
gun-shot caused an avalanche..
..and by the time l
returned after saving you..
..it was all over.
But..
Why did you only save me?
Why not everybody?
Because that was your
mother's first wish..
'Please take Aladin home safely.'
Aladin, are you up?
Cousin. You?
Why are you looking so roughed up?
Just a minute, just a minute.
Please let me understand this.
Aladin had a lamp..
.. and you came out of it..
..because he rubbed you?
Not me. He rubbed the lamp.
Margina.
That must be Jasmine.
Margina, have you seen Aladin?
Aladin.
l've been looking
for you since morning..
This is complicated.
Let me understand this.
Aladin had a lamp..
..and you came out of it..
..because he rubbed you?
There is no point in
wasting our time on Aladin..
..whether he likes it or not,
he'll have to come stop me..
..and l love it when someone
stops me from doing something.
But why me?
Through the ages, someone has
always been chosen to protect..
..the lamp against misuse.
lt's the decree of the Genies.
This time around, you were chosen.
Out of a million
people on this earth..
..you had to pick me to
fight that Ringmaster?
Out of the million
people in the world..
..you are the only one
who can fight Ringmaster.
So, what should we do now?
First, let's find out
where we can catch the comet.
And then?
Before Ringmaster catches the
comet, we'll have to stop him.
But the comet will pass overhead,
in the sky..
..then how will we catch
it from down here, on earth?
Not the comet, we'll catch
the reflection of the comet.
But from where?
We'll catch it from here.
Memorial building?
But it's the Students'
Ball there tomorrow night.
Even better.
l'm hoping you'll
get us free passes.
l'm standing outside
the Memorial building..
..where the Students' Ball is
about to begin in a few minutes..
..and in some time, we'll
also see the comet passing..
..over Khwaish,
right at this very spot..
..this is that same comet that
is seen once in a million years.
Tonight is the night.
Watch out. We have our eyes on you.
Tonight is the night?
We know exactly what's going on.
Tonight is the night.
Watch out. We have our eyes on you.
Tonight is the night.
Look out.
Watch out. We have our eyes on you.
We know exactly what's going on.
Together, all over..
We will rock your world.
Watch out. We have our eyes on you.
We know exactly what's going on.
Together, all over..
We will rock your world.
An age old song of the stars..
..that we have understood..
..what is destined will happen.
Stop us if you can.
Come on, come on.
Show us what you've got.
Come on, let's face off.
Show us what you've got.
Come on, come on.
Show us what you've got.
Come on, let's face off.
Show us what you've got.
Tonight is the night.
Watch out. We have our eyes on you.
Tonight is the night.
Watch out, watch out.
We have our eyes on you.
lt's the moment of reckoning.
But then, why is it waiting?
What is it afraid of?
Tell me.
lt's a magic wand.
Carved with blood.
Where is it hidden?
Tell me.
lt's a snake's hiss.
lt's a burning star.
All will be in my grasp.
Stop me if you can.
lt is a snake's hiss.
lt is a burning star.
All will be in my grasp.
Stop me if you can.
Come on, come on.
Show us what you've got.
Come on, let's face off.
Show us what you've got.
Come on, come on.
Show us what you've got.
Come on, let's face off.
Show us what you've got.
Tonight is the night.
Watch out. We have our eyes on you.
Tonight is the night.
Watch out, watch out watch out.
lt's a gamble with poison.
lt's the smoke of disaster.
And it's brought
the world to a stop.
The scorpion will sting.
Then it will laugh.
lt will drag the world to the grave.
This is the web l spin.
This is the way l roll.
And l invite your death.
Stop me if you can.
This is the web l spin.
This is the way l roll.
And l invite your death.
Stop me if you can.
Come on, come on.
Show us what you've got.
Come on, come on.
Show us what you've got.
Come on, come on.
Show us what you've got.
Come on, come on.
Show us what you've got.
Watch out. We have our eyes on you.
We know exactly what's going on.
All together, all over.
We will rock your world.
An age old song of the stars..
..that we have understood..
..what is destined, will happen..
Try and stop us if you can.
Come on, come on.
Show us what you've got.
Come on, come on.
Show us what you've got.
Come on, come on.
Show us what you've got.
Come on, come on.
Show us what you've got.
Tonight is the night.
Watch out. We have our eyes on you.
Tonight is the night.
We know exactly what's going on.
Tonight is the night.
Watch out. We have our eyes on you.
Tonight is the night.
Watch out. We have our eyes on you.
Tonight is the night.
Ladies and gentlemen.
This show is over.
Go home.
Did you find the lamp?
Kids nowadays, they
just don't listen.
Where is Jasmine?
Watch out. We have our eyes on you.
Tonight is the night.
No.
Come on, Genius.
You send a woman to steal the lamp?
This girl is more
than a match for you.
And now, l'm angry.
Finish off Aladin.
Hey, Genius.
Show us what you've got.
Now.
- Now. My turn.
Mark this day,
date and hour, Genius.
Because l'm about to change
the ending of this fairytale.
What's the hurry?
Aladin.
Genius.
We'll meet again, my friend.
Genius.
Sorry, sorry.
Aladin.
Let me show you the
true power of the lamp.
No.
No.
Not the comet, he'll catch
the reflection of the comet.
Aladin..
You decide.
Good boy.
Tak Dhina Din
Aladin.
Aladin.
The end.
My friend.
You know Jasmine..
..that lovely
ballad he sang for you..
Yes?
- 'You may be..'
That was actually me singing.
- What? - But why?
My love, you're beautiful.
Kasim?
Beautiful.
Will you go out on a date with me?
Please.
Please, don't say no.
Please.
Hi, Kasim.
Alu?
Jasmine.
Alu. No one can take
Jasmine away from Kasim.
Come on. Fight with me.
Come on. Fight..
Just a minute. Just a minute.
This is your problem, not mine.
Jasmine, let's go.
All right, guys, have fun.
- Come on. Hit me.
Come on.
Don't worry.
- Aladin..
He is not the old Aladin anymore.
He is different.
Alu..