Catch Me Daddy (2014) Movie Script
'A great bird landed here.
'Its songs drew men out of rock.
'Living men out of bog and heather.
'Its song put a light in the valleys
and harness on the long moors.
'Its song brought a Crystal from space
and set it in men's heads.
'The bird died.
'Its giant bones blackened
and became a mystery.
'The Crystal in men's heads
blackened and fell to pieces.
'The valleys went out.
The moorland broke loose.
My dad said whoever invented
Black Forest gateau was a genius.
- Black Forest gateau?
- Yeah. Tastes well good.
That's only cos Pakis
can't make good desserts.
Shut up. Course they can.
I remember when me and my brother
used to go to my dad's restaurant
after school
and we always used to have
Black Forest gateau.
Dad always used to call me Chum Chum
as well.
- Chum Chum?
- Yeah.
What did he call you
Chum Chum for?
There's this pink little dumpling.
What you laughing at?
How's your hot Chocolate?
Shit.
Leave me alone.
Aaron.
Aaron!
Laila.
You look like.
Laila.
If a fiddler played you a song,
my love
And if I gave you a wheel
Would you spin for my heart
And loneliness
Would you spin for my love
If I gave up all of my pride for you
And only loved you for now
Would you hide my fears
and never say
"Tomorrow I must go"
And everywhere there's rain,
my love
Everywhere there's fear
if you tell me a lie,
I'll Cry for you
Tell me of sin and I'll laugh
Ah.
That's OK.
There we are.
Yeah?
Lie down.
A-ha.
Are you tired?
A little bit? OK.
Hello?
Hi, dude. How you doing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'll meet you there, bud.
Meet you there. Alright, bye.
Hey... Oh, it's cold, isn't it?
It's cold.
Hi.
How you doing?
OK, Bar.
Yeah. OK, I'll see you in a bit.
Two minutes.
Get in!
Let's go.
- What's happening?
- They've been spotted in Calderton.
Yes, on it.
- Alright?
- Alright, bro?
- How are things?
- Good.
No problem.
Same old, bruv.
Zaheer?
What's up, bruv?
You alright? Alright?
How you doing, brother?
Yeah, I've stopped smoking for 24 hours,
you know. I feel shit hot.
I'm having acupuncture.
Great.
Don't wash your hands.
Your cousin's a bit of a weird Cunt,
you know.
- I'm Barry. How are you?
- Hi.
Where do you know these dickheads
from?
He looks like Alan Shearer, bro.
No.
Just a little swallow on the wrist
and he had a diamond
on t'back of his neck and...
She's got a big one on her thigh
and it's this, er...
Well, it does look like her, actually.
She's not the smallest of people,
either.
Hello, Vicky!
Hello, handsome, how are you?
Hey, Lewis.
Want a biscuit?
Here, let me get it out for you.
One of them ones.
- What do you say?
- Oh, my gosh!
What do you gonna be when
you grow up? You gonna be gymnastics?
- Me... Dad.
- Are you gonna be a dad?
Yeah, my dad.
That is my biscuit!
How dare you take my biscuit?
Shh! We're gonna jump out in a minute.
One, two, three.
I had a fucking weird dream last night.
- Aye?
- Yeah. You were in it.
Me?
We were in a fucking barber's, yeah,
waiting for my haircut
and these fucking monkeys
are getting their hair cut.
You're fucking like in the background
sweeping up.
- I'm the sweeper?
- You're the fucking sweeper.
And you're fucking screaming at me,
"Give me a fucking hand, Barry!"
I'm just fucking, like, laughing at you.
The fucking...
You throw the brush at me, yeah,
and when the brush comes at me,
it hits the wall and snaps in half.
Turns into a knife. I go fucking on one.
I grab this fucking knife, yeah.
As soon as I grab this knife,
these fucking monkeys spin round.
Start fucking clapping.
Start clapping that I chased you off.
Fucking weird dream.
Ah, Jesus.
What happened in Sheffield, bro?
She'll be working in a salon.
Come on!
I went to buy some off him
and he gave it me in this little tube,
like a vial on, like, a wire.
Next fucking thing...
l had it, it were alright.
Next thing, I give it her, and greedy
bollocks has gone in the toilet,
had a big fat line out of it.
But rest of it were ketamine.
She ended up on her arse
with no fucking shoes on.
I had to carry her home on my shoulder.
- He'll never let me forget it either.
- I won't do, no.
- You done? Great.
- Yeah.
I'll see you tonight.
We'll give you a bell
before we go out.
- Alright. See you in a bit.
- See ya.
- Right, I'm gonna go.
- Alright.
Oh, can you bring your National
insurance number tomorrow, please?
Er, yeah. Sorry, I keep forgetting.
Don't worry.
Do you fancy coming Aca's with us?
I'm chilling, actually.
Er... a bit broke.
I was wondering if I could borrow
20 quid off you just till payday.
Yeah, of course you can.
- Here.
- Ta.
You want to stay for a smoke?
Erm, yeah, yeah.
- I will do.
- Yeah?
I can't smoke it in my house
cos of the kiddie.
So what's it like in Acapulco's?
Alright, yeah. It's two for one
on a Thursday if you get there before...
I don't know, half ten or 11,
summat like that.
- If you're a lass, you get in for free.
- Oh, cool.
- Cheap night out, innit?
- Hm.
You gonna come, then?
I'll think about it.
Shh.
I cannot be arsed to have
any more customers tonight.
He's walking like he just got
bummed up the arse, bro.
Fucking looks like it.
Laters potaters...
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Would you like a two-for-one offer
on the milkshakes?
What did you say?
Would you like a two-for-one offer
on the milkshakes?
- Erm, yeah.
- They're different varieties.
- Are they good?
- Yeah.
- I've got this voucher thingy.
- Yeah.
So I get two milkshakes...
- ...and pay for one?
- Pay for one, yeah.
- Oh, cool. What kind do you do?
- Any kind you want. It's up to you.
Erm... What about, er,
cornflakes and Mars or summat?
No, that'd be rank, like.
You don't want one of them.
- What, really?
- Yeah.
- Sounds good, though.
- It does, but it's not.
Er...
What about... What about
summat with Skittles in it?
That'd break the blender.
What, the Skittles?
They're nice and soft and chewy.
- Nah, they'd break it.
- How does it break it?
- Cos it would. Cos they're too hard.
- Oh, right. Er...
Can I have a Milky Way
and a Ferrero Rocher?
- Yeah.
- And then, er,
that Fizz Wiz and marshmallows.
- Yeah.
- Cool.
How long are they gonna take?
I don't know. As long as it does.
You alright, mate?
Seen these two?
Have a look.
- Just have a look.
- No, mate.
Have you seen these two?
I haven't, no.
Sorry, mate. No, I haven't.
If I give you my number,
will you ring me?
- Yeah.
- I'll give you 50 if you see them.
If I see them,
I'll give you a bell.
Are you alright in the head, like?
You look a bit stoned or something.
You're going well slow.
Gotta make sure
it's perfect, haven't you?
Make the perfect milkshake,
that's how you get customers.
Oh... Why you laughing?
You're smirking. Why you laughing?
It's just a question.
What are you laughing for?
I don't know. I just laugh.
I'm a laughable person.
- Am I gonna get my milkshake or what?
- Yeah, OK.
Cos you're talking at me,
distracting me.
- Hello there. You OK?
- Er, yeah.
- Can I have some co-codamol, please?
- You can. Is it for yourself?
- Yeah.
- Have you had it before?
- Yeah.
- Are you on any other medications?
- No.
- That's 1.49, please.
Thank you.
There's 51 change.
And there's your tablets.
Thank you very much. Bye!
Er, caravan.
Oh...
I know. I'm gonna have to go.
I'm gonna have to go. Speak soon?
OK. Love you. Bye-bye. Bye.
- What's this?
- Got you a milkshake.
- You bought a milkshake?
- Yeah.
- How much was this?
- Don't matter how much it were.
What's that? Fuck's sake!
- It's popping candy!
- Ah, it's weird, man.
- Is it crackling in your mouth?
- That's fucked up.
That's weird.
It's called Fizz Wiz.
So what did you do today?
Went into town.
- And?
- Just looking for work.
- Anything? Did you find anything?
- No.
I seen there was a job
in the White Lion today.
Ah, that's washing dishes, Laila.
Fuck that, man.
What's wrong with that?
Why the fuck do I want to wash dishes?
What, do you think I like
washing old snidey women's hair?
You're talking to your pals
all fucking day, aren't you?
Toilets?
They're on the left-hand side
at the bottom of the bar, mate.
Can I get a pint of Carling, please?
Seen these two?
No, sorry, mate.
Never seen them in my life before.
What are you doing?
Getting ready to go out.
Go out? Where you going?
Vicky's asked me
to go to Acapulco's with her.
- That's the club, innit?
- Yeah.
You know it's fucking
far too unsafe to go out.
What are you even doing this for?
Is this to annoy me?
Well, Vicky and all her friends
are gonna be there as well, so...
You think it's safe
to go out dancing?
Laila.
- I'm talking to you.
- What?
You're not going out.
Right, whatever.
Don't "Right, whatever".
You're not fucking going out, simple as.
- OK?
- Right, whatever. Yeah.
- Laila. No fucking going out.
- Right.
Get fucked, you dog.
"Hello. What you doing?"
"Hello, Lola."
"Where are you, baby?"
Captain Hook.
- Alright, lads.
- Alright?
Seen these two?
Why do you want to know?
They owe a landlord
six months' rent.
Nah, I don't know them, mate.
OK.
You seen 'em?
I've seen the Asian girl
working at the salon.
Nice one.
What are these?
Catfish shark.
The orange one there is a tiger oscar
and there's a razorback turtle.
- What the fuck's that?
- A bearded dragon, that.
- Mad. Alright, sorted.
- Alright, mate.
Here, Tony.
I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin
So far ahead, these bums is laggin'
See me in that new thing,
bums is gaggin'
I'm starting to feel like
a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
I'm starting to feel like
a dungeon dragon
- Look at my show footage...
- Why you got a face on?
I'm not sulking.
Yeah, I said it, has-been
Hang it up, flat screen...
Hey, Nicki, asthma
I got the pump
it ain't got medicine
I got bars, Xenocin
I'm a bad bitch, I'm a cunt
And I'll kick that ho, punt...
Laila.
I'm sorry.
You need a job,
this ain't cutting it...
I was just trying to keep you safe.
I am a movie, camera block
You outta work, I know it's tough...
Here y'are.
Seen these two around?
No.
You sure?
We don't get many Asian girls
in the tanning salon. Sorry.
Don't get fucking smart.
Have another look.
Where the fuck are they?
Tell me where they are.
Hello?
The boy was in the hallway
drinking a glass of tea
From the other end of the hallway
a rhythm was generating
Another boy
was sliding up the hallway
He merged perfectly with the hallway
He merged perfectly,
the mirror in the hallway
The boy looked at Johnny,
Johnny wanted to run
But the movie kept moving as
planned
The boy took Johnny,
he pushed him against the locker
He drove it in, he drove it home,
he drove it deep in Johnny
The boy disappeared
Johnny fell on his knees
Started crashing his head
against the locker
Started laughing hysterically
When suddenly
Johnny gets the feeling
He's being surrounded by
Horses, horses, horses, horses
Coming in in all directions
White, shining, silver studs
with their nose in flames
He saw horses, horses, horses,
horses
Horses, horses, horses, horses
Do you know how to pony?
Like Bony Moronie
Do you know how to twist?
Well, it goes like this
it goes like this
Baby, mash potato
Do the alligator, do the alligator
And you twist the twister
Got to lose control
Got to lose control
Got to lose control
And then you take control
Then you're rolled down on your back
And you like it like that,
like it like that
Like it like that, like it like that
Then you do the watusi
Yeah, do the watusi
Life is filled with holes
Johnny's laying there
in his sperm coffin
Angel looks down at him and says
"Oh, pretty boy, can't you show me
nothing but surrender?"
Johnny gets up,
takes off his leather jacket
Taped to his chest there's the
answer
You got penknives and jackknives
and switchblades preferred
Life is full of pain
I'm cruisin' through my brain
And I fill my nose with snow
And go Rimbaud,
go Rimbaud, go Rimbaud
And go, Johnny, go
And do the watusi
Oh, do the watusi
Twistelettes, twistelettes,
twistelettes, twistelettes
Baby, calm down
Better calm down
In the night,
in the eye of the forest
There's a mare,
black and shining with yellow hair
I put my fingers through
her silken hair and found a stair
And I don't waste time, I just walked
right up and saw that up there
There is a sea up there
There is a sea up there...
I'm gonna go get some beers.
You want anything?
- Remember to put the chain on, Laila.
- Right.
Whoa, whoa. Stop here.
Pull over there.
Go the caravan park.
That lad's in that shop.
Just wait here. I'll go and get her.
- You what?
- Listen, it's my sister, yeah?
Motherfucker. Stupid motherfucker.
Fucking dozy bastard.
Fuck!
What's up with him?
He's been in hospital.
He's been really ill.
He's just come home.
He wants you home.
I know it's not your fault, but...
You don't know how much he loves you.
I love you so much. I wouldn't
be here right now if I didn't.
Answer the fucking phone.
I want our family to be peace.
I want everything to be
the way it used to be.
You're my baby sister.
Get your stuff, come on.
When you went to Pakistan, you left me.
Do you know how it feels to be
in between you and Dad all the time?
Any little thing,
I have to deal with it!
- He threatened to kill me.
- Do you blame him?
Look what you've done.
Fucking living like a shizzer.
Do you think he can show his face
anywhere?
Get that little bastard!
Little bastard!
Where the fuck were you?
Listen, get your shit, let's go.
- Dad's not sick.
- Get up now!
I'm not gonna tell you again! Get up!
- Get your shit, let's go.
- I'm not going anywhere.
You're fucking coming with me now!
Give me your phone.
- Aaron.
- Laila. What's happened?
Laila, they know we're here.
They know where you are.
- Get out the fucking caravan.
- 'I need to call an ambulance.'
Never mind the ambulance, Laila.
Get out of the caravan.
Leave your brother.
Get out of the caravan.
Laila.
For fuck's sake...
Fuck!
You bitch.
Come on.
I just chased the bitch all over there.
Fucking done my ankle in.
Daft little bitch, man.
Now what?
Who? Zaheer?
Are you being serious?
Oh, no, no.
You know we're fucked now.
Fucking...
Laila. Fuck! Laila, are you OK?
- Aaron.
- Laila, you're OK. OK? Shh.
- Shh, you're OK.
- We have to go back.
- Shh. Here, listen.
- We need to go back.
We can't go back, right?
We can't go back. Shush. Shh.
We need to ring an ambulance.
If you ring an ambulance, it's gonna
bring 5-0 and who will they blame?
You. You, Laila.
- Do you trust me? Do you trust me?
- Yeah.
We have to go. We have to go now.
We have to go. Right?
We have to get a bus
and we have to get out of town.
We have to go get a bus.
Come on. Come on, come on.
Stupid Pakis, man.
Stupid fucks.
Fuck!
I can't just leave him.
Alright. Go on.
Acapulco's, we could go there.
We could just... We could stay there.
Fucking hell.
It's Craig. Leave a message.
Craig, listen, mate.
I need help, alright?
Give me a phone as soon as you can,
mate. Alright? Cheers, pal.
Stop the car, stop the car!
She's gone into that club over there.
Fuck me.
- It's Craig. Leave a message.
- Fuck's sake.
- Hey, Vicky!
- Hi!
Can you help me?
Get off me!
Barry!
Fucking prick! Oi!
Fuck, man.
Fucking drive.
Dopey sausage, man.
Get fucking rid of him, man.
- What happened?
- Fucking kicked off.
Fucking prick.
Bloody hell.
Oh, shit.
Hello?'
OK.
Shit.
- Can I get a taxi to Leeds, mate?
- Yeah, get in the first one, mate.
Right, cheers, mate.
Hello?
- You two from round here, then?
- No, mate.
Apparently it went off
in that club Acapulco there tonight.
- Did it?
- Yeah. It went off.
Some fucking bald fucker
got his head kicked in.
Oh, I'm fucking knackered, I am.
I don't want to be too philosophical
and all that but...
You know, you're working, know
what I mean? You're dealing with people,
and then at home, you know what I
mean, I'm dealing with the missus,
dealing with your folks,
dealing with the kids.
They're annoying, you know
what I mean? They're so annoying.
That's what my kids are. But I love 'em
to bits, I'll be honest with you.
I wouldn't change them for the world,
but, you know, come mealtimes,
it's like, "Eat your dinner.
Eat your dinner. Eat your dinner."
And they just look at you. And you go,
"What the f... What are you looking at?"
"Just eat your dinner."
"I don't want you to look at me,
I just want you to eat your dinner."
You know... Basically, I do everything
for my family, do you understand?
And there's no... There's nothing
about me no more, you understand?
Your life's become
all about everybody else.
And you've been doing it so long,
know what I mean?
People say to me, "What do you do?"
and all that.
I go, "To be honest with you,
I don't even know what the fuck I do."
You just do what you do, innit?
So are you two on a mission, yeah?
No.
No?
- Laila, what's he saying?
- Uh?
- What are you saying, pal?
- Oh, nothing, my friend, just talking.
Just shut the fuck up
and drive the car, eh?
No problem, man, no problem.
- Where are you going?
- I'm just going this way.
No. Listen, go back on that other road.
Get back on the other road.
- Mate, this is the way we go, honest.
- Turn back and go on the other road.
- Just turn around here, mate.
- Give me a sec, yeah?
- You know what? Just pull in, mate.
- I will do. Just give me a second.
- Fucking pull in!
- Aaron!
Do what I'm fucking telling you!
Pull in!
- Fuck!
- Leave him!
Pull in!
Laila, get out the fucking motor.
Come here, you fucking...
The fuck!
Fucking...
You fuckers!
- Are you OK?
- Fuck! Do I fucking look OK?
Look at my fucking eyes!
What the fuck were you saying to him
in the taxi?
- Nothing.
- What the fuck were you saying to him?
Nothing.
Bullshit.
We'll fucking move. Go higher.
Get a fucking signal.
Hurry up!
Craig. Thank fuck. Listen.'
Listen, mate, I'm in a fucking rattle.
Turn that down.
Go somewhere you can fucking hear
me.
I'm in a fucking rattle.
This is serious.
Where the fuck are they?
Laila.
Come on.
Laila. Move. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Fuck it.
What happened, then?
Give me a light.
Give me some cowie.
I don't have any cowie.
I know you've been fucking sniffing.
Give me some cowie.
If I had some, I would give you some.
I don't fucking have any.
Listen, give me some fucking cowie
now.
Fucking lying prick.
I've seen your face
In every place that I'll be going
I read your words like
black hungry birds read every sowing
Rise and fall
Spin and call
And my name is Carnival
Sad music in the night
Sings a scream of light
out of chorus
And voices you might hear
Appear and disappear in the forest
Short and tall, throw the ball
And my name is Carnival
The fat woman frowns...
- ls Aaron in?
- No, he's not in.
I said he's not in. He's not...
No, he's not.
Shut the...
Outside your iron gates
with one wish granted
Colours fall...
Look at the phone. Look at the phone.
Play the game of Carnival
That's that then, eh?
That's fucking that.
- She'll turn up eventually.
- Eventually? For fuck's sake.
I didn't sign up for a long game.
I'm not in it for that.
I just need to get paid, mate.
- Job ain't finished.
- Finished?
You said we just need
to scoot around these shithole towns,
find this silly bitch
and take her back to her dad.
That was your exact words on the phone.
Yeah, things fucking change.
I need to get the fucking dough.
- And?
- And you said it was going to be easy.
And?
And so it fucking isn't easy
and I haven't been paid.
- And?
- For fuck's sake.
You took my last fucking bit of coke.
There's no fucking money.
You fucking carry
on talking to me like that,
I'm gonna batter you in your mouth.
- Fucking running...
- I'm fucking do you a favour.
You're getting fucking paid
at the end of it.
Keep your fucking mouth shut and drive.
This is fucking shite.
This is just a nonsense.
I'm gonna ring Junaid, yeah,
and get him to ring the old man.
Why don't you get in touch
with the old man?
I just fucking said I'm gonna ring
Junaid and get it sorted.
When the fuck do I get my money?
The old man talks to Junaid,
Junaid talks to you
and you don't tell me fuck all.
I'm last in fucking line here.
It's a pile of shite.
Fucking silly old cunt.
Hello?
Is that Aaron?
- Hello?
- 'Listen...
'We've got your mum.
'Call the police, we chop her up
and put her in bags.
'Bring us the girl
and we'll let her go.
'Do you understand me?'
- Craig?
- Er, I couldn't hear him.
Probably raggin' it, isn't he?
Aye.
Please pick up.
'Hi. It's Lindsay.
Leave a message.'
Come on, pick up. Please pick up.
Answer me.
Please, man.
- 'Hi. It's Lindsay...'
- Pick up.
- Laila, they have my mum.
- What?
They have my mum.
They found her fucking house.
I don't know what to do.
I really don't know what to do.
That's my mum.
They've got my fucking mum, Laila.
Sorry.
I'm sorry. We fucked up.
Laila.
Dad. It's me.
Dad, I'm sorry.
I didn't know you were sick.
They've got my friend's mum.
Dad, you've got to stop it.
I'll... I'll come back.
I'll meet Zaheer today.
I'm sorry, Dad.
You need to let 'em know.
Look who it is.
Raoul Moat.
Can I have a chicken burger and chips,
salad, no tomatoes?
What the fuck are you playing at?
You think I'm a fucking fool?
- Who the fuck's that?
- That's his mum.
She just flapped it.
We're off to go meet 'em now.
Let's go.
It's gonna be OK.
Here, wait.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up, you daft slut!
Shut the fuck up.
No!
Get off the girl!
Get off!
What the fuck are you doing,
Tony? Put the cracker in the car.
Laila, Laila.
Come here. Come here.
What the fuck are you doing, Tony?
Get in the car.
Why...?
Why did they...?
- Why...?
- Breathe. Breathe slowly.
Take this. Take this!
Fuck's sake, take it. It's just Valium.
Fuck.
Come here. Take it.
It's Valium. Just take it.
It'll help you.
Look, I'll take one. I'll take one.
Here's another one. Take it.
OK? Good girl.
I'm Tony.
OK?
Tony, you little prick, what the fuck
do you think you're doing?
Bring the fucking bird back to us.
Ring me as soon as you get this.
Where's your dickhead mate gone?
You are shit to me.
I tell you one thing,
it better get fucking settled, Barry.
Go to his kid.
'Lift going up.'
- Tony, man. What's happening?
- Barney. Hey.
Come on.
- Alright.
- Alright.
Let us have a quarter of pot.
- I ain't got it in block.
- That's OK.
Just point eight
so I'll throw an extra one in.
That's OK. That's great.
Aye, sure, mate.
Who's the chick?
One of them, is it?
Sick man, you are.
Tomorrow?
I'll have everything tomorrow.
- Four hundred?
- Aye.
- Deffo?
- Aye.
Don't let me down tomorrow,
Tony.
Six, seven...
And there's the extra one.
Makes up for the point.
Thank you, pal.
Can I just use your kitchen?
I've just got to sort some shit out.
Oh, man.
You push the boat out, you, Tony.
Help yourself, but make it quick.
You know what I mean?
No problem. Thanks.
- Don't be all day, though.
- I won't be long.
I'm gonna phone your dad. What phone?
No, listen, Laila is here, though.
Yeah, I've got her here.
I'm gonna bring her.
I don't know about Zaheer. I don't know.
I'm going to bring Laila to you.
I'll bring her to you,
you give me the money, OK?
The guys you were gonna give...
No, Junaid and Zaheer...
No, you don't get... The money
you were gonna give those guys...
You're not dealing with them anymore.
You give me the money, OK?
Where are you? Where are you?
Listen, mate, I don't know
what the fuck you're saying, mate.
Jesus wept. This is...
Fuck. Tell him I want the money, OK?
Ask him where he is.
- Tell him.
- Dad.
Dad.
I'm sorry.
What did he say?
I'll take you home, OK?
OK. OK.
OK.
Hey.
OK?
- Is that you, T?
- That's us.
- I want it tomorrow.
- Aye, laters.
- Don't let me down, bro.
- No problem.
Fuck.
Hello.
Fucking Tony?
What the fuck's that about?
Taking her back.
- Where the fuck are they?
- Restaurant.
Let's fucking go there.
You'll be OK back at your dad's.
Laila, you'll be OK.
Let's go.
I fly a starship
Across the universe divide
And when I reach the other side
I'll find a place to rest my spirit
if I can
Or perhaps I may become
a highwayman again
Or I may simply be a single drop...
No, Dad.
Laila.
I'm your Chum Chum.
Chum Chum.
He's gone.
He didn't want to be there.
Hello.
Hello, Junaid.
Tariq?
Ah...
I'm your Chum Chum.
Dad. I'm still your Chum Chum.
Dad!
Dad.
Dad.
What do you think I am,
a fucking Paki undertaker? Eh?
I want my fucking money.
What do you think I fucking am?
Please.
- Please, Chum Chum.
- No.
No!
Now.
Now!
- Chum Chum.
- No, Dad.
I'm your Chum Chum.
Dad!
Dad!
Dad, I'm your Chum Chum.
Dad, can I take it off?
OK, Chum Chum.
Dad.
I'm your Chum Chum!
Dad.
I'm your Chum Chum.
Dad.
Dad!
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
Sing of the wings
Of a three-toed frog
Eat weeds from the deepest
Part of the sea
Bring the trumpet from heaven
And the fire from hell
Then nobody
Can break the spell
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
On the seventh day
God will appear
On the seventh night
Satan will be there
On the seventh day
God will appear
On the seventh night
Satan will be there
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
You slavers will know
What it's like to be a slave
A slave to your hearts
A slave to your heads
A slave to your souls
A slave to your graves
You won't go to heaven
You won't go to hell
You'll remain in your graves
With the stench and the smell
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
I'll melt down your walls
I'll melt your steel guns
I'll make you dumb
I'll make you blind
Dambala send demons
Dambala send angels
Dambala send fire
Dambala send water
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
Oh! Oh, Dambala
Come! Come, Dambala
Oh, oh! Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
Oh! Oh, Dambala
Come! Come, Dambala
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
'Its songs drew men out of rock.
'Living men out of bog and heather.
'Its song put a light in the valleys
and harness on the long moors.
'Its song brought a Crystal from space
and set it in men's heads.
'The bird died.
'Its giant bones blackened
and became a mystery.
'The Crystal in men's heads
blackened and fell to pieces.
'The valleys went out.
The moorland broke loose.
My dad said whoever invented
Black Forest gateau was a genius.
- Black Forest gateau?
- Yeah. Tastes well good.
That's only cos Pakis
can't make good desserts.
Shut up. Course they can.
I remember when me and my brother
used to go to my dad's restaurant
after school
and we always used to have
Black Forest gateau.
Dad always used to call me Chum Chum
as well.
- Chum Chum?
- Yeah.
What did he call you
Chum Chum for?
There's this pink little dumpling.
What you laughing at?
How's your hot Chocolate?
Shit.
Leave me alone.
Aaron.
Aaron!
Laila.
You look like.
Laila.
If a fiddler played you a song,
my love
And if I gave you a wheel
Would you spin for my heart
And loneliness
Would you spin for my love
If I gave up all of my pride for you
And only loved you for now
Would you hide my fears
and never say
"Tomorrow I must go"
And everywhere there's rain,
my love
Everywhere there's fear
if you tell me a lie,
I'll Cry for you
Tell me of sin and I'll laugh
Ah.
That's OK.
There we are.
Yeah?
Lie down.
A-ha.
Are you tired?
A little bit? OK.
Hello?
Hi, dude. How you doing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'll meet you there, bud.
Meet you there. Alright, bye.
Hey... Oh, it's cold, isn't it?
It's cold.
Hi.
How you doing?
OK, Bar.
Yeah. OK, I'll see you in a bit.
Two minutes.
Get in!
Let's go.
- What's happening?
- They've been spotted in Calderton.
Yes, on it.
- Alright?
- Alright, bro?
- How are things?
- Good.
No problem.
Same old, bruv.
Zaheer?
What's up, bruv?
You alright? Alright?
How you doing, brother?
Yeah, I've stopped smoking for 24 hours,
you know. I feel shit hot.
I'm having acupuncture.
Great.
Don't wash your hands.
Your cousin's a bit of a weird Cunt,
you know.
- I'm Barry. How are you?
- Hi.
Where do you know these dickheads
from?
He looks like Alan Shearer, bro.
No.
Just a little swallow on the wrist
and he had a diamond
on t'back of his neck and...
She's got a big one on her thigh
and it's this, er...
Well, it does look like her, actually.
She's not the smallest of people,
either.
Hello, Vicky!
Hello, handsome, how are you?
Hey, Lewis.
Want a biscuit?
Here, let me get it out for you.
One of them ones.
- What do you say?
- Oh, my gosh!
What do you gonna be when
you grow up? You gonna be gymnastics?
- Me... Dad.
- Are you gonna be a dad?
Yeah, my dad.
That is my biscuit!
How dare you take my biscuit?
Shh! We're gonna jump out in a minute.
One, two, three.
I had a fucking weird dream last night.
- Aye?
- Yeah. You were in it.
Me?
We were in a fucking barber's, yeah,
waiting for my haircut
and these fucking monkeys
are getting their hair cut.
You're fucking like in the background
sweeping up.
- I'm the sweeper?
- You're the fucking sweeper.
And you're fucking screaming at me,
"Give me a fucking hand, Barry!"
I'm just fucking, like, laughing at you.
The fucking...
You throw the brush at me, yeah,
and when the brush comes at me,
it hits the wall and snaps in half.
Turns into a knife. I go fucking on one.
I grab this fucking knife, yeah.
As soon as I grab this knife,
these fucking monkeys spin round.
Start fucking clapping.
Start clapping that I chased you off.
Fucking weird dream.
Ah, Jesus.
What happened in Sheffield, bro?
She'll be working in a salon.
Come on!
I went to buy some off him
and he gave it me in this little tube,
like a vial on, like, a wire.
Next fucking thing...
l had it, it were alright.
Next thing, I give it her, and greedy
bollocks has gone in the toilet,
had a big fat line out of it.
But rest of it were ketamine.
She ended up on her arse
with no fucking shoes on.
I had to carry her home on my shoulder.
- He'll never let me forget it either.
- I won't do, no.
- You done? Great.
- Yeah.
I'll see you tonight.
We'll give you a bell
before we go out.
- Alright. See you in a bit.
- See ya.
- Right, I'm gonna go.
- Alright.
Oh, can you bring your National
insurance number tomorrow, please?
Er, yeah. Sorry, I keep forgetting.
Don't worry.
Do you fancy coming Aca's with us?
I'm chilling, actually.
Er... a bit broke.
I was wondering if I could borrow
20 quid off you just till payday.
Yeah, of course you can.
- Here.
- Ta.
You want to stay for a smoke?
Erm, yeah, yeah.
- I will do.
- Yeah?
I can't smoke it in my house
cos of the kiddie.
So what's it like in Acapulco's?
Alright, yeah. It's two for one
on a Thursday if you get there before...
I don't know, half ten or 11,
summat like that.
- If you're a lass, you get in for free.
- Oh, cool.
- Cheap night out, innit?
- Hm.
You gonna come, then?
I'll think about it.
Shh.
I cannot be arsed to have
any more customers tonight.
He's walking like he just got
bummed up the arse, bro.
Fucking looks like it.
Laters potaters...
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Would you like a two-for-one offer
on the milkshakes?
What did you say?
Would you like a two-for-one offer
on the milkshakes?
- Erm, yeah.
- They're different varieties.
- Are they good?
- Yeah.
- I've got this voucher thingy.
- Yeah.
So I get two milkshakes...
- ...and pay for one?
- Pay for one, yeah.
- Oh, cool. What kind do you do?
- Any kind you want. It's up to you.
Erm... What about, er,
cornflakes and Mars or summat?
No, that'd be rank, like.
You don't want one of them.
- What, really?
- Yeah.
- Sounds good, though.
- It does, but it's not.
Er...
What about... What about
summat with Skittles in it?
That'd break the blender.
What, the Skittles?
They're nice and soft and chewy.
- Nah, they'd break it.
- How does it break it?
- Cos it would. Cos they're too hard.
- Oh, right. Er...
Can I have a Milky Way
and a Ferrero Rocher?
- Yeah.
- And then, er,
that Fizz Wiz and marshmallows.
- Yeah.
- Cool.
How long are they gonna take?
I don't know. As long as it does.
You alright, mate?
Seen these two?
Have a look.
- Just have a look.
- No, mate.
Have you seen these two?
I haven't, no.
Sorry, mate. No, I haven't.
If I give you my number,
will you ring me?
- Yeah.
- I'll give you 50 if you see them.
If I see them,
I'll give you a bell.
Are you alright in the head, like?
You look a bit stoned or something.
You're going well slow.
Gotta make sure
it's perfect, haven't you?
Make the perfect milkshake,
that's how you get customers.
Oh... Why you laughing?
You're smirking. Why you laughing?
It's just a question.
What are you laughing for?
I don't know. I just laugh.
I'm a laughable person.
- Am I gonna get my milkshake or what?
- Yeah, OK.
Cos you're talking at me,
distracting me.
- Hello there. You OK?
- Er, yeah.
- Can I have some co-codamol, please?
- You can. Is it for yourself?
- Yeah.
- Have you had it before?
- Yeah.
- Are you on any other medications?
- No.
- That's 1.49, please.
Thank you.
There's 51 change.
And there's your tablets.
Thank you very much. Bye!
Er, caravan.
Oh...
I know. I'm gonna have to go.
I'm gonna have to go. Speak soon?
OK. Love you. Bye-bye. Bye.
- What's this?
- Got you a milkshake.
- You bought a milkshake?
- Yeah.
- How much was this?
- Don't matter how much it were.
What's that? Fuck's sake!
- It's popping candy!
- Ah, it's weird, man.
- Is it crackling in your mouth?
- That's fucked up.
That's weird.
It's called Fizz Wiz.
So what did you do today?
Went into town.
- And?
- Just looking for work.
- Anything? Did you find anything?
- No.
I seen there was a job
in the White Lion today.
Ah, that's washing dishes, Laila.
Fuck that, man.
What's wrong with that?
Why the fuck do I want to wash dishes?
What, do you think I like
washing old snidey women's hair?
You're talking to your pals
all fucking day, aren't you?
Toilets?
They're on the left-hand side
at the bottom of the bar, mate.
Can I get a pint of Carling, please?
Seen these two?
No, sorry, mate.
Never seen them in my life before.
What are you doing?
Getting ready to go out.
Go out? Where you going?
Vicky's asked me
to go to Acapulco's with her.
- That's the club, innit?
- Yeah.
You know it's fucking
far too unsafe to go out.
What are you even doing this for?
Is this to annoy me?
Well, Vicky and all her friends
are gonna be there as well, so...
You think it's safe
to go out dancing?
Laila.
- I'm talking to you.
- What?
You're not going out.
Right, whatever.
Don't "Right, whatever".
You're not fucking going out, simple as.
- OK?
- Right, whatever. Yeah.
- Laila. No fucking going out.
- Right.
Get fucked, you dog.
"Hello. What you doing?"
"Hello, Lola."
"Where are you, baby?"
Captain Hook.
- Alright, lads.
- Alright?
Seen these two?
Why do you want to know?
They owe a landlord
six months' rent.
Nah, I don't know them, mate.
OK.
You seen 'em?
I've seen the Asian girl
working at the salon.
Nice one.
What are these?
Catfish shark.
The orange one there is a tiger oscar
and there's a razorback turtle.
- What the fuck's that?
- A bearded dragon, that.
- Mad. Alright, sorted.
- Alright, mate.
Here, Tony.
I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin
So far ahead, these bums is laggin'
See me in that new thing,
bums is gaggin'
I'm starting to feel like
a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
I'm starting to feel like
a dungeon dragon
- Look at my show footage...
- Why you got a face on?
I'm not sulking.
Yeah, I said it, has-been
Hang it up, flat screen...
Hey, Nicki, asthma
I got the pump
it ain't got medicine
I got bars, Xenocin
I'm a bad bitch, I'm a cunt
And I'll kick that ho, punt...
Laila.
I'm sorry.
You need a job,
this ain't cutting it...
I was just trying to keep you safe.
I am a movie, camera block
You outta work, I know it's tough...
Here y'are.
Seen these two around?
No.
You sure?
We don't get many Asian girls
in the tanning salon. Sorry.
Don't get fucking smart.
Have another look.
Where the fuck are they?
Tell me where they are.
Hello?
The boy was in the hallway
drinking a glass of tea
From the other end of the hallway
a rhythm was generating
Another boy
was sliding up the hallway
He merged perfectly with the hallway
He merged perfectly,
the mirror in the hallway
The boy looked at Johnny,
Johnny wanted to run
But the movie kept moving as
planned
The boy took Johnny,
he pushed him against the locker
He drove it in, he drove it home,
he drove it deep in Johnny
The boy disappeared
Johnny fell on his knees
Started crashing his head
against the locker
Started laughing hysterically
When suddenly
Johnny gets the feeling
He's being surrounded by
Horses, horses, horses, horses
Coming in in all directions
White, shining, silver studs
with their nose in flames
He saw horses, horses, horses,
horses
Horses, horses, horses, horses
Do you know how to pony?
Like Bony Moronie
Do you know how to twist?
Well, it goes like this
it goes like this
Baby, mash potato
Do the alligator, do the alligator
And you twist the twister
Got to lose control
Got to lose control
Got to lose control
And then you take control
Then you're rolled down on your back
And you like it like that,
like it like that
Like it like that, like it like that
Then you do the watusi
Yeah, do the watusi
Life is filled with holes
Johnny's laying there
in his sperm coffin
Angel looks down at him and says
"Oh, pretty boy, can't you show me
nothing but surrender?"
Johnny gets up,
takes off his leather jacket
Taped to his chest there's the
answer
You got penknives and jackknives
and switchblades preferred
Life is full of pain
I'm cruisin' through my brain
And I fill my nose with snow
And go Rimbaud,
go Rimbaud, go Rimbaud
And go, Johnny, go
And do the watusi
Oh, do the watusi
Twistelettes, twistelettes,
twistelettes, twistelettes
Baby, calm down
Better calm down
In the night,
in the eye of the forest
There's a mare,
black and shining with yellow hair
I put my fingers through
her silken hair and found a stair
And I don't waste time, I just walked
right up and saw that up there
There is a sea up there
There is a sea up there...
I'm gonna go get some beers.
You want anything?
- Remember to put the chain on, Laila.
- Right.
Whoa, whoa. Stop here.
Pull over there.
Go the caravan park.
That lad's in that shop.
Just wait here. I'll go and get her.
- You what?
- Listen, it's my sister, yeah?
Motherfucker. Stupid motherfucker.
Fucking dozy bastard.
Fuck!
What's up with him?
He's been in hospital.
He's been really ill.
He's just come home.
He wants you home.
I know it's not your fault, but...
You don't know how much he loves you.
I love you so much. I wouldn't
be here right now if I didn't.
Answer the fucking phone.
I want our family to be peace.
I want everything to be
the way it used to be.
You're my baby sister.
Get your stuff, come on.
When you went to Pakistan, you left me.
Do you know how it feels to be
in between you and Dad all the time?
Any little thing,
I have to deal with it!
- He threatened to kill me.
- Do you blame him?
Look what you've done.
Fucking living like a shizzer.
Do you think he can show his face
anywhere?
Get that little bastard!
Little bastard!
Where the fuck were you?
Listen, get your shit, let's go.
- Dad's not sick.
- Get up now!
I'm not gonna tell you again! Get up!
- Get your shit, let's go.
- I'm not going anywhere.
You're fucking coming with me now!
Give me your phone.
- Aaron.
- Laila. What's happened?
Laila, they know we're here.
They know where you are.
- Get out the fucking caravan.
- 'I need to call an ambulance.'
Never mind the ambulance, Laila.
Get out of the caravan.
Leave your brother.
Get out of the caravan.
Laila.
For fuck's sake...
Fuck!
You bitch.
Come on.
I just chased the bitch all over there.
Fucking done my ankle in.
Daft little bitch, man.
Now what?
Who? Zaheer?
Are you being serious?
Oh, no, no.
You know we're fucked now.
Fucking...
Laila. Fuck! Laila, are you OK?
- Aaron.
- Laila, you're OK. OK? Shh.
- Shh, you're OK.
- We have to go back.
- Shh. Here, listen.
- We need to go back.
We can't go back, right?
We can't go back. Shush. Shh.
We need to ring an ambulance.
If you ring an ambulance, it's gonna
bring 5-0 and who will they blame?
You. You, Laila.
- Do you trust me? Do you trust me?
- Yeah.
We have to go. We have to go now.
We have to go. Right?
We have to get a bus
and we have to get out of town.
We have to go get a bus.
Come on. Come on, come on.
Stupid Pakis, man.
Stupid fucks.
Fuck!
I can't just leave him.
Alright. Go on.
Acapulco's, we could go there.
We could just... We could stay there.
Fucking hell.
It's Craig. Leave a message.
Craig, listen, mate.
I need help, alright?
Give me a phone as soon as you can,
mate. Alright? Cheers, pal.
Stop the car, stop the car!
She's gone into that club over there.
Fuck me.
- It's Craig. Leave a message.
- Fuck's sake.
- Hey, Vicky!
- Hi!
Can you help me?
Get off me!
Barry!
Fucking prick! Oi!
Fuck, man.
Fucking drive.
Dopey sausage, man.
Get fucking rid of him, man.
- What happened?
- Fucking kicked off.
Fucking prick.
Bloody hell.
Oh, shit.
Hello?'
OK.
Shit.
- Can I get a taxi to Leeds, mate?
- Yeah, get in the first one, mate.
Right, cheers, mate.
Hello?
- You two from round here, then?
- No, mate.
Apparently it went off
in that club Acapulco there tonight.
- Did it?
- Yeah. It went off.
Some fucking bald fucker
got his head kicked in.
Oh, I'm fucking knackered, I am.
I don't want to be too philosophical
and all that but...
You know, you're working, know
what I mean? You're dealing with people,
and then at home, you know what I
mean, I'm dealing with the missus,
dealing with your folks,
dealing with the kids.
They're annoying, you know
what I mean? They're so annoying.
That's what my kids are. But I love 'em
to bits, I'll be honest with you.
I wouldn't change them for the world,
but, you know, come mealtimes,
it's like, "Eat your dinner.
Eat your dinner. Eat your dinner."
And they just look at you. And you go,
"What the f... What are you looking at?"
"Just eat your dinner."
"I don't want you to look at me,
I just want you to eat your dinner."
You know... Basically, I do everything
for my family, do you understand?
And there's no... There's nothing
about me no more, you understand?
Your life's become
all about everybody else.
And you've been doing it so long,
know what I mean?
People say to me, "What do you do?"
and all that.
I go, "To be honest with you,
I don't even know what the fuck I do."
You just do what you do, innit?
So are you two on a mission, yeah?
No.
No?
- Laila, what's he saying?
- Uh?
- What are you saying, pal?
- Oh, nothing, my friend, just talking.
Just shut the fuck up
and drive the car, eh?
No problem, man, no problem.
- Where are you going?
- I'm just going this way.
No. Listen, go back on that other road.
Get back on the other road.
- Mate, this is the way we go, honest.
- Turn back and go on the other road.
- Just turn around here, mate.
- Give me a sec, yeah?
- You know what? Just pull in, mate.
- I will do. Just give me a second.
- Fucking pull in!
- Aaron!
Do what I'm fucking telling you!
Pull in!
- Fuck!
- Leave him!
Pull in!
Laila, get out the fucking motor.
Come here, you fucking...
The fuck!
Fucking...
You fuckers!
- Are you OK?
- Fuck! Do I fucking look OK?
Look at my fucking eyes!
What the fuck were you saying to him
in the taxi?
- Nothing.
- What the fuck were you saying to him?
Nothing.
Bullshit.
We'll fucking move. Go higher.
Get a fucking signal.
Hurry up!
Craig. Thank fuck. Listen.'
Listen, mate, I'm in a fucking rattle.
Turn that down.
Go somewhere you can fucking hear
me.
I'm in a fucking rattle.
This is serious.
Where the fuck are they?
Laila.
Come on.
Laila. Move. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Fuck it.
What happened, then?
Give me a light.
Give me some cowie.
I don't have any cowie.
I know you've been fucking sniffing.
Give me some cowie.
If I had some, I would give you some.
I don't fucking have any.
Listen, give me some fucking cowie
now.
Fucking lying prick.
I've seen your face
In every place that I'll be going
I read your words like
black hungry birds read every sowing
Rise and fall
Spin and call
And my name is Carnival
Sad music in the night
Sings a scream of light
out of chorus
And voices you might hear
Appear and disappear in the forest
Short and tall, throw the ball
And my name is Carnival
The fat woman frowns...
- ls Aaron in?
- No, he's not in.
I said he's not in. He's not...
No, he's not.
Shut the...
Outside your iron gates
with one wish granted
Colours fall...
Look at the phone. Look at the phone.
Play the game of Carnival
That's that then, eh?
That's fucking that.
- She'll turn up eventually.
- Eventually? For fuck's sake.
I didn't sign up for a long game.
I'm not in it for that.
I just need to get paid, mate.
- Job ain't finished.
- Finished?
You said we just need
to scoot around these shithole towns,
find this silly bitch
and take her back to her dad.
That was your exact words on the phone.
Yeah, things fucking change.
I need to get the fucking dough.
- And?
- And you said it was going to be easy.
And?
And so it fucking isn't easy
and I haven't been paid.
- And?
- For fuck's sake.
You took my last fucking bit of coke.
There's no fucking money.
You fucking carry
on talking to me like that,
I'm gonna batter you in your mouth.
- Fucking running...
- I'm fucking do you a favour.
You're getting fucking paid
at the end of it.
Keep your fucking mouth shut and drive.
This is fucking shite.
This is just a nonsense.
I'm gonna ring Junaid, yeah,
and get him to ring the old man.
Why don't you get in touch
with the old man?
I just fucking said I'm gonna ring
Junaid and get it sorted.
When the fuck do I get my money?
The old man talks to Junaid,
Junaid talks to you
and you don't tell me fuck all.
I'm last in fucking line here.
It's a pile of shite.
Fucking silly old cunt.
Hello?
Is that Aaron?
- Hello?
- 'Listen...
'We've got your mum.
'Call the police, we chop her up
and put her in bags.
'Bring us the girl
and we'll let her go.
'Do you understand me?'
- Craig?
- Er, I couldn't hear him.
Probably raggin' it, isn't he?
Aye.
Please pick up.
'Hi. It's Lindsay.
Leave a message.'
Come on, pick up. Please pick up.
Answer me.
Please, man.
- 'Hi. It's Lindsay...'
- Pick up.
- Laila, they have my mum.
- What?
They have my mum.
They found her fucking house.
I don't know what to do.
I really don't know what to do.
That's my mum.
They've got my fucking mum, Laila.
Sorry.
I'm sorry. We fucked up.
Laila.
Dad. It's me.
Dad, I'm sorry.
I didn't know you were sick.
They've got my friend's mum.
Dad, you've got to stop it.
I'll... I'll come back.
I'll meet Zaheer today.
I'm sorry, Dad.
You need to let 'em know.
Look who it is.
Raoul Moat.
Can I have a chicken burger and chips,
salad, no tomatoes?
What the fuck are you playing at?
You think I'm a fucking fool?
- Who the fuck's that?
- That's his mum.
She just flapped it.
We're off to go meet 'em now.
Let's go.
It's gonna be OK.
Here, wait.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up, you daft slut!
Shut the fuck up.
No!
Get off the girl!
Get off!
What the fuck are you doing,
Tony? Put the cracker in the car.
Laila, Laila.
Come here. Come here.
What the fuck are you doing, Tony?
Get in the car.
Why...?
Why did they...?
- Why...?
- Breathe. Breathe slowly.
Take this. Take this!
Fuck's sake, take it. It's just Valium.
Fuck.
Come here. Take it.
It's Valium. Just take it.
It'll help you.
Look, I'll take one. I'll take one.
Here's another one. Take it.
OK? Good girl.
I'm Tony.
OK?
Tony, you little prick, what the fuck
do you think you're doing?
Bring the fucking bird back to us.
Ring me as soon as you get this.
Where's your dickhead mate gone?
You are shit to me.
I tell you one thing,
it better get fucking settled, Barry.
Go to his kid.
'Lift going up.'
- Tony, man. What's happening?
- Barney. Hey.
Come on.
- Alright.
- Alright.
Let us have a quarter of pot.
- I ain't got it in block.
- That's OK.
Just point eight
so I'll throw an extra one in.
That's OK. That's great.
Aye, sure, mate.
Who's the chick?
One of them, is it?
Sick man, you are.
Tomorrow?
I'll have everything tomorrow.
- Four hundred?
- Aye.
- Deffo?
- Aye.
Don't let me down tomorrow,
Tony.
Six, seven...
And there's the extra one.
Makes up for the point.
Thank you, pal.
Can I just use your kitchen?
I've just got to sort some shit out.
Oh, man.
You push the boat out, you, Tony.
Help yourself, but make it quick.
You know what I mean?
No problem. Thanks.
- Don't be all day, though.
- I won't be long.
I'm gonna phone your dad. What phone?
No, listen, Laila is here, though.
Yeah, I've got her here.
I'm gonna bring her.
I don't know about Zaheer. I don't know.
I'm going to bring Laila to you.
I'll bring her to you,
you give me the money, OK?
The guys you were gonna give...
No, Junaid and Zaheer...
No, you don't get... The money
you were gonna give those guys...
You're not dealing with them anymore.
You give me the money, OK?
Where are you? Where are you?
Listen, mate, I don't know
what the fuck you're saying, mate.
Jesus wept. This is...
Fuck. Tell him I want the money, OK?
Ask him where he is.
- Tell him.
- Dad.
Dad.
I'm sorry.
What did he say?
I'll take you home, OK?
OK. OK.
OK.
Hey.
OK?
- Is that you, T?
- That's us.
- I want it tomorrow.
- Aye, laters.
- Don't let me down, bro.
- No problem.
Fuck.
Hello.
Fucking Tony?
What the fuck's that about?
Taking her back.
- Where the fuck are they?
- Restaurant.
Let's fucking go there.
You'll be OK back at your dad's.
Laila, you'll be OK.
Let's go.
I fly a starship
Across the universe divide
And when I reach the other side
I'll find a place to rest my spirit
if I can
Or perhaps I may become
a highwayman again
Or I may simply be a single drop...
No, Dad.
Laila.
I'm your Chum Chum.
Chum Chum.
He's gone.
He didn't want to be there.
Hello.
Hello, Junaid.
Tariq?
Ah...
I'm your Chum Chum.
Dad. I'm still your Chum Chum.
Dad!
Dad.
Dad.
What do you think I am,
a fucking Paki undertaker? Eh?
I want my fucking money.
What do you think I fucking am?
Please.
- Please, Chum Chum.
- No.
No!
Now.
Now!
- Chum Chum.
- No, Dad.
I'm your Chum Chum.
Dad!
Dad!
Dad, I'm your Chum Chum.
Dad, can I take it off?
OK, Chum Chum.
Dad.
I'm your Chum Chum!
Dad.
I'm your Chum Chum.
Dad.
Dad!
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
Sing of the wings
Of a three-toed frog
Eat weeds from the deepest
Part of the sea
Bring the trumpet from heaven
And the fire from hell
Then nobody
Can break the spell
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
On the seventh day
God will appear
On the seventh night
Satan will be there
On the seventh day
God will appear
On the seventh night
Satan will be there
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
You slavers will know
What it's like to be a slave
A slave to your hearts
A slave to your heads
A slave to your souls
A slave to your graves
You won't go to heaven
You won't go to hell
You'll remain in your graves
With the stench and the smell
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
I'll melt down your walls
I'll melt your steel guns
I'll make you dumb
I'll make you blind
Dambala send demons
Dambala send angels
Dambala send fire
Dambala send water
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
Oh! Oh, Dambala
Come! Come, Dambala
Oh, oh! Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
Oh! Oh, Dambala
Come! Come, Dambala
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala
Oh, Dambala
Come, Dambala