One Direction: This Is Us (2013) Movie Script

1
When I was small, I had a desk.
It was weird, because I wrote on it,
"When I grow up, I wanna be a singer."
I, like, scribed it in.
And it's still on the desk.
Life at home was my dad,
mom and my three sisters.
You could say I had
a heavy woman influence
from a young age.
We lived in a tiny house.
I used to have a little bed
in my mum and dad's room.
I used to sit on the windowsill and
imagine things like winning the lottery.
When I was little, I knew
that I wanted to entertain people.
I was a proper show-off.
At school, I was always
trying to play the class clown.
I've always been that guy
that made people laugh.
I used to get kicked
out of class for singing
Irish traditional songs
at the back of geography.
I could always hear my sister's
music at the top of the stairs,
and I used to pretend
to have a guitar
and I'd perform in my mirror
in my bedroom.
I wasn't really interested
in things that other kids
were interested in.
They were interested in football
and I was more creative.
Wherever I went, my dad seemed
to tell people that I could sing.
It'd be like 2, 3 in the morning
and I'd be singing full power
at the top of my voice.
My sister'd be banging
on the wall, going:
"Shut up, you can't even sing.
Go to sleep."
- Three, two, one.
- We push!
That was kind of, I
guess, where the dream started.
Oh! What'd you do that for?
Ooh.
It feels like we've been
Living in fast forward
Another moment passing by
Up. up, up all night
The party's ending
And it's now or never
Nobody's going home tonight
Up. up, up all night
Katy Perry's on replay
She's on replay
DJ got the floor to shake
The floor to shake
People going all the way
Yeah, all the way
I'm still wide awake
- Here we go, London!
- I wanna stay
Up all night
And jump around
Until we see
The sun
I wanna stay
Up all night
And find a girl
And tell her
She's the one
Hold on to the feeling
And don't let it go
'Cause we got the floor now
Get out of control
I wanna stay up
All night
And do it all
With you
Up all night
O2 Arena, welcome
to the Take Me Home tour!
London, are you ready?
Katy Perry's on replay
She's on replay
DJ got the floor to shake
Up all night, up all night
The floor to shake
We're gonna wanna
stay Up all night
Sing!
Up all night
Up all night
We're gonna wanna stay
Up all night
LOUIS;
Night
I wanna stay
Up all night
And jump around
Until we see
The sun
I wanna stay
Up all night
And find a girl
And tell her
She's the one
Hold on to the feeling
And don't let it go
'Cause we got the floor now
Get out of control
I wanna stay
Up all night
And do it all
With you
Up all night
Like this, all night
Hey, up all night
Like this, all night, hey
Up all night
One Direction! One Direction!
One Direction!
British boy band One Direction
has arrived
to the frenzied screams of fans.
Security was needed
to control hundreds of fans.
One Direction is taking over
the music world
one country at a time.
One Direction.
One Direction.
One Direction.
One Direction.
One Direction.
They're number one here in Australia.
Number one in the U.S.
One Direction are number one
in more than 35 countries.
Even the Beatles never achieved
such transatlantic success so early
in their careers.
It's happened so, so quickly.
It's not just unusual...
And live while we're young
it's unprecedented.
1D definitely
set the pace for 2012,
selling out their entire 2013
arena tour in mere hours.
The group was forced
to add even more dates
after selling out an impressive six days
at London's renowned O2 Arena.
Whether we're together
Or apart
We can both remove the masks
And admit we regret it
From the start
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Now I'm feeling good.
It's nerve-racking
being here now though,
and actually seeing, like,
where you're actually playing.
Like, I sat here the other
week watching Kanye West play.
And now we're here.
I just feel a bit nervous.
All right, fellas, let's start.
So first day of rehearsals.
They've done
the same choreography the last
two years. Now I'm changing it.
Heads, Will!
Ha-ha-ha.
- Should we start?
Louis, you're on that X.
I was never really a fan
of boy bands before One Direction.
I'm a massive boy band fan myself.
Backstreet Boys, NSYNC.
When people say,
"You're in a boy band,"
I'm like, "Yeah, I am,
but I'm in a cool boy band."
So I'm like, "Okay, whatevs."
Would he say
He's in L-O-V-E?
Right from the start,
we were always very vocal
that we couldn't follow
the boy band stereotypes.
Choreographed dance routines,
and everything's the same.
Here we go!
Go, Niall!
Taking the crowd with you!
Love the stag.
Keep the stag.
Really good, like that. Keep that in.
Paul, our choreographer,
gets bored, I think.
Niall, up that ramp.
Harry, come on!
It's a free-for-all.
They hate dancing
with a passion
and it goes to a whole
sort of different level.
Can we just put that in?
Some point in the--
That's the dinosaur.
It's a bird pecking the sea.
No, the bird, you dance out here,
and the dinosaur's this.
I love how we basically take the piss
out of dance moves.
And the winner:
Zayn Malik.
Okay, from the top.
When you go on tour,
the outfit you've got's the
outfit you're stuck with,
so I'm gonna be wearing these clothes
for a good eight months now.
Is this working?
Can you get in?
I feel weird wearing a trench coat.
It's the Harry Styles look.
It looks good.
You look like one of those adverts.
You do though.
There's been times
when they've dressed us
all in the same clothes
and we're like,
"No, we can't do that."
This is the:
"I'm gonna rob your nan" look.
This T is bad, though.
I like this T-shirt.
Is it not happening?
They're a bit tight.
I just wanna see for the look.
Oh, my God.
We have to be our own people.
I don't think this band
would've worked if we wasn't,
because as soon as
someone tries to tell us
what to do...
Now do a normal
one, please, honey.
It's like having five rowdy boys
in a class at school.
Honey, please.
Harry.
Come on. Harry.
Harry, come on,
we've got so much to do today.
Please, my darling.
Yeah, thank you. Love you.
Come on, now.
Harry.
Ha, ha.
One, two. Here we go.
Boys, start in places.
Liam!
Yeah.
And I'm like
We've got six days here
before the show at the O2 in London.
We've got a lot to do in six days.
Just now learning
timing of everything.
When we're going on,
when we're coming off.
Standby, ready to go.
Where
everyone's meant to be
at different times.
Steep staircase, these.
The main thing
for me is the stairs.
I'm telling you. Whoo!
Them stairs are steep.
They're really scary stairs.
I have actually fallen over
in a show before.
I tried to jump up a speaker
and literally like,
you know when you miss it and you
do a little shin slam on the edge?
Yeah, it was one of them,
and it wasn't very good.
Never thought it'd hurt so bad
You're giving me a heart attack
Whoo!
Come on, let's do this one again.
Yes!
Nice to meet you. What's your name?
Liam.
I went on X Factor
when I was 14 the first time.
It's bad news.
Simon sent me home
because I was too young.
Why are you here today?
I'm here to be the
best artist I can be.
The first time
I saw the One Direction boys
was when they auditioned
as solo artists for
The X Factor.
I don't know if any of you have seen
my first audition, but it was horrendous.
I hope it doesn't make
any part of this movie.
Oh, it's what you do
To me...
I just murdered it.
I'd like to make a personal apology
to Plain White T's.
Hello.
So tell me a bit about you.
- Um, I work in a bakery.
- And I was asking
stupid questions
about what pies are popular.
You see these people
that audition for the show
and they come from
the same sort of background as you.
They just come from normal,
working-class families.
What's your name?
My name's Zayn.
And then audition day,
4:00 in the morning, I don't wanna
get out of bed and go audition.
So my mum
physically pulled me
out of bed.
Imagine if I'd stayed in bed that day.
Liam.
I went back on the show
with a bit of a point to prove.
Cry me
A river
One massive
fat almighty yes.
Thank you so much.
We got down
to the last, like, 24 boys.
I thought, I'm so close to this now.
This is literally--
I'm on the cusp of making it here.
The final
contestant
who's made it through
is:
Tom Richards.
I could see my mom.
I went:
And she was going,
"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
And I'm like,
"No, this clearly means no."
I think a couple of us were crying.
We were absolutely gutted
when we got kicked off.
I just don't wanna go home.
I just don't wanna go.
And then as I was, like,
about to leave...
Zayn Malik.
Liam Payne.
they just called all five
of our names out.
Harry didn't have a clue.
I remember him saying, like:
"Yeah, you kept us back because
you wanna try and make us cry."
"We're young boys
and we're all gonna be crying."
Make a bit of good TV.
And he was proper
having a full-on strop about it.
And then I made a decision,
and I did this in about 10 minutes.
Why don't we put these five boys
into a group?
Then
the most important thing
for us at that stage
for some reason, in our minds, was:
What are we gonna wear?
So ridiculous.
We hadn't even
thought of a name. We didn't
even know if we could sing together.
Niall did say, "We all need to dress
a bit like Louis."
Niall looked at Louis' shoes.
He was quite cool.
"I like his shoes.
We should wear his shoes."
Green polo.
We like those jeans.
Let's all wear those jeans.
I look back on it now.
If we'd have dressed like that...
We first got together
at Harry's dad's place.
We did not know each other
at all.
We'd get together and sing
a few songs in the nighttime
around the campfire.
We were
meant to be rehearsing,
but we actually ended up
playing football.
Most of the time we just spent
having a laugh, really.
We were like:
"Let's just have fun."
Let's just have fun and,
like, see what happens.
It was vital that we
made friends before
we became colleagues.
The first act through
on the public votes is:
One Direction.
Love you!
Outside the studio,
they've only sang once.
There's now 200 fans.
And I thought at the time,
"This is unusual.
This just doesn't happen
after one performance."
The crowds were starting
to build outside the studio.
Harry, get a picture with me!
The fans were really hard-core
and they would just vote
loads and loads of times.
One Direction.
One Direction.
One Direction.
One Direction.
What's happening?
I've never seen a band
cause so much hysteria
so early in their career.
Leading up to the final,
I thought, "If I'm gonna bet
on any of these three
finalists, these are the ones
I'm gonna bet on."
The second act
still in the final is:
I don't think we're gonna win,
but I really, really want to win.
Just hoping for it.
Rebecca.
But they lost.
We were gutted.
Boys, how's this experience been for you?
What have been the highlights?
It's been absolutely incredible.
That could have
been the end of the road.
I think that was the thing
we were most worried about,
because we just had such
a great time on The X Factor
and being together as a band.
Zayn, what's gonna happen
to One Direction now?
We're definitely gonna stay together.
- This isn't the last of One Direction.
- Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for One Direction.
Unbeknown to me,
once they left the show,
it was all about the fans.
Literally from the second
it finished, the fans
made it their mission
that One Direction
were gonna become
the biggest band in the world.
This is why we have
the best fans in the world.
I'm gonna prove it right now.
Proof.
They're just amazing.
They're amazing.
They can always make fans laugh.
They make me feel so happy.
When I'm sad, they're here for me.
Oh, my God!
They're just genuine guys.
We love them because
they sing our feelings.
They say what we want to hear
and no boys, no one, says to us.
Yes.
They can't be real.
Oh!
They make us believe that everything
is possible if we believe in ourselves.
I know they love me.
Even they don't know me. I know.
They have changed my life.
It may sound cheesy, but they have.
We love you, One Direction!
Whoo!
I'm right in front row! Aah!
I tried playing it cool
You sing!
But when I'm looking at you
Whoo!
I can't ever be brave
'Cause you make
My heart race
Shot me out of the sky
You're my kryptonite
You keep making me
Weak
Yeah, frozen
And can't breathe
Somethings got to give now
'Cause I'm dying
Just to make you see
That I need you
Here with me now
'Cause you've got
That one thing
Here we go, O2!
So
Get out, get out
Get out
Of my head
And fall into my arms
Instead
I don't, I don't
Don't know what it is
But I need
That one thing
And you've got
That one thing
I think our fans are dedication
at its best.
What they've done for us
in three years is just...
It's unheard of.
There was this group
of what I called superfans.
And they were like promoters.
Go on, spread the word!
So I start tweeting
and I literally made it my life.
I've sent like 16,000 tweets.
I was tweeting from Japan.
That was quite mad
watching our Twitter
just gradually, like, keep totting up.
These girls
are crazy about One Direction,
and I've got no idea why.
I'm not a neuroscientist.
As soon as Directioners listen to music
and find the music pleasurable,
what happens in the brain
is that a neurochemical
called dopamine
is released and provides
feelings of joy and happiness.
Shivers.
Goose bumps.
Strong pleasure.
The girls are not crazy.
The girls are just excited.
Oh, my God!
The One Direction boys
are causing hysteria
everywhere.
It's akin to Beatlemania.
So a small group of British girls
became a huge group
of British girls, who then
turned Europe into huge fans.
America then stepped in.
So in the space of months,
the fans got the entire planet
to support One Direction.
Now I'm climbing the walls
But you don't notice at all
That I'm going
Out of my mind
You sing!
All day and all night
Somethings got to give now
'Cause I'm dying
Just to know your name
And I need you here
With me now
'Cause you've got
Let me hear you
up top!
So get out, get out
Get out of my head
And fall into my arms
Instead
I don't, I don't
Don't know what it is
But I need
Pandemonium.
So the whole world are fans
of One Direction.
You've got
That one thing
And we haven't put a record out yet.
And then we released
"What Makes You Beautiful."
First thought was,
"Could this work in America?"
There's not much of a track record
of any British boy bands
breaking in America.
Baby, you light up my world
Like nobody else
But once everybody heard
"What Makes You Beautiful,"
it was a perfect storm.
You don't know
You're beautiful
Stateside, these boys
are making history.
That's what
Makes you beautiful
They've gone
straight to the number one spot.
This week's number one.
Best British Single.
It's One Direction.
Like, it just
took itself off
and took our career off too.
It just went "fshoom."
Thank you so much.
Yes, they're all good-looking guys.
Yes, they can all sing really well.
But combine that with the style
of music they were making,
which was rock-influenced,
so they had, like,
a little edge to it.
One Direction sound...
There's a little hint
of something dangerous.
They were slightly anarchic.
And that was their appeal.
That's what
makes you Beautiful
Today is our last day
in the UK
for a while, you know?
We're going straight into
the Take Me Home tour for 10 months.
U.S.A!
U.S.A!
The first time,
it was literally just the UK
that we were playing out to.
Whereas now,
it's all around the world.
When we started getting ready for it,
we just knew that
it had to be good.
I think we felt like
we had a lot to prove.
The fans have spread
the word about One Direction
so much
that I think it might be
a little bit different this time.
We never expected any of that,
so now there's something
to live up to.
And if we don't live up to it,
then I don't know what happens next.
You hear about bands who've--
They've come and they've gone.
I don't wanna be one of those.
One, two, three, four
She's not afraid
Of all the attention
She's not afraid of
Running wild
How come she's so
Afraid of falling in
Love?
She's not afraid
Of scary movies
She likes the way
We kiss in the dark
She's so afraid
Of fa-fa-falling in
Love
Love
Whoo!
Maybe she's
Just trying to test me
Wanna see how hard
I'm gonna work
Wanna see if I can really tell
How much she's worth
What you're worth
Maybe all her friends
Have told her
Don't get closer
He'll just break your heart
But either way
She sees in me and
It's just so hard
So hard
Every time I tell her
How I feel
She says it's not
Real
One, two, three, four
She's not afraid
Of all the attention
She's not afraid of
Running wild
How come
She's so afraid
Of falling in love?
She's not afraid
Of scary movies
She likes the way
We kiss in the dark
She's so afraid
Of fa-fa-falling
In love
Love
What about all the things
She said?
Talking on the phone so late
I can't let her
Get away from me
Oh
And every time I
tell her That I want more
She closes the door
She's not afraid
She's not afraid
Of all the attention
She's not afraid
Of running wild
She's not afraid
How come she's so afraid
Of falling in love?
She's not afraid
Of scary movies I
She likes the way
We kiss
In the dark
Kiss in the dark
She's so afraid
Of fa-fa-falling
In love
Love
"Madison Square Garden.
The world's most famous arena."
Now that sums it up.
I just don't know
where it goes from here, really.
It's mad.
I'm really nervous.
Me too, bro. Proper nervous, like.
So crazy.
One, two, three, four
Na, na, na-na-na-na
Na, na
Na, na, na-na-na-na
Na, na
Na, na
Na-na-na-na
Na, na
Tell me, girl
If every time we
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
If you wanna
Take it slow
You just wanna take me home
Baby, say, yeah
Madison Square Garden.
No way did you ever think...
that you would be coming
to Madison Square Garden
to see them perform.
No.
Here we are,
hours before we head off
to see our babies, ha, ha.
Yeah.
I'm in the mood
For dancing, romancing
I'm giving you
It all tonight
I'm in the mood for dancing
Romancing
Even if one member
of your family is in the audience,
it just adds to the nerves.
For all of our families to be together in
this place and be here, it's, like, amazing.
Your turn!
The main reason any of us
lads are here today
is because of our families
and the way they support us.
Um, you know the...
- standup boys.
- Cardboard standup.
I want a Louis one.
And then at night,
I can just go
and say good night.
Aw.
And that's my favorite hair on Liam.
I just love that one.
Just shed tears
just looking at him.
Wow.
Yeah, you've only got the images.
Yeah, that's all you've got.
They become like
someone in a newspaper
in a magazine, to you.
I always believed that Liam
would make it, but never this big.
Never in my wildest dreams
would I think he'd be this big.
He goes away for so long.
Sorry. Heh.
With The X Factor,
Harry went to an audition
and never came home again.
- You weren't ready for that, were you?
- No.
As a mother, I should be
taking him places
and, you know,
showing him things.
And it's just
kind of turned round,
and for him to bring us here,
it takes a bit of getting used to.
It feels quite surreal.
Please get ready.
It's no-arm boxing, baby.
You've gotta watch out--
No-arm boxing.
Look at the time.
Not just with my pants on, anyway.
Hey.
Keep your lens up here.
Guys, Martin Scorsese.
Hi.
Pleasure to meet you.
Nice meeting you.
Hello.
I've been listening to your stuff,
I like it.
Yeah?
Yeah.
That's amazing, actually.
So amazing.
I've been giving her stuff,
and then she gives me stuff.
ROCK
I'm a big
One Direction fan.
They're gonna go all the way.
They're gonna go higher.
Next time you see them, we're gonna be
in Wembley Stadium or Giants Stadium.
That's right.
And I'll be right there in the front row.
Waah!
It's strange going from being
around your family constantly
to being with these guys.
But, like, knowing that
there's four of your best mates,
it's a great feeling to know
that you're not in it by yourself.
I can't believe I'm at MSG!
I'm just a little boy from Bradford,
and now I'm smashing it!
And you sort of feel so proud.
You feel like your heart
could burst sometimes.
All right.
Let's give it our all.
Come on, guys.
Come on!
In the back of your mind,
there's always this bit of feeling
that you gotta kind of be ready
to pick up the pieces if it stops.
And it hasn't stopped.
- Three, two, one.
- We push!
Lately I found myself thinking
Been dreaming about you a lot
But up in my head
I'm your boyfriend
But that's one thing
You've already got
He drives to school
Every morning
While I walk alone
In the rain
He'd kill me without any warning
If he took a look in my brain
Sing it, O2!
Would he say he's in
L-O-V-E?
Well, if it was me
Then I would
I would
Would he hold you
When you're feeling low?
Baby, you should know
That I would
I would
Would he say he's in
L-O-V-E?
Well, if it was me
Then I would
I would
Would he hold you
When you're
Feeling low?
Baby, you should know
That I would
Back in my head, we were kissing
I thought things were going all right
With a sign on
My back saying "kick me"
Reality ruined my life
It feels like I'm constantly playing
A game that I'm destined to lose
'Cause I can't compete with
Your boyfriend
He's got 27 tattoos
One, two, three
Wow!
Would he say he's in L-O-V-E?
Well, if it was me, then I would
I would
Would he hold you
When you're feeling low?
Baby, you should know
That I would
I would
Would he say he's in L-O-V-E?
Well, if it was me
Then I would
I would
Would he hold you
When you're feeling low?
Baby, you should know
That I would
I would
I would
Would he please you?
Would he kiss you?
Would he treat you like I would?
Like I would
Would he touch you?
Would he need you?
Would he love you
Like I would?
Would he say he's in L-O-V-E?
Well, if it was me, then I would
Would he hold you
When you're
Feeling low?
Baby, you should know that I would
Here we go, O2!
Would he please you?
Would he please you?
Would he kiss you?
Would he kiss you?
Would he treat you
Like I would?
Would he touch you?
Would he touch you?
Would he need you?
Would he need you?
Would he love you
Like I would?
Would he say he's in L-O-V-E?
Well, if it
Was me, then I would
I would
Would he hold you
When you're feeling low?
Baby, you should know
That I would
Oh, yeah
I would, I would
It's a great crowd in here tonight!
Baby, you got me sick
I don't know what I did
Need to take a break
And figure it out
Got your voice in my head
Saying "let's just be friends"
Can't believe the words
Came out of your mouth
I'm trying to be okay
I'm trying to be all right
But seeing you with him
Just don't feel right
And I'm like
Ow, never thought it'd hurt
So bad
Getting over you
And ow
You're giving me
A heart attack
Looking like you do
'Cause you're all I ever wanted
Thought you would be
The one that's
Giving me
A heart attack
Getting over you
Whoo!
Baby, now that you're gone
I can't stand
Dumb love songs
Missing you
ls all I'm thinking about
Yeah
Everyone's telling me
I'm just too blind to see
How you messed me up
I'm better off now
Yeah
I'm trying to be okay
I'm trying to be all right
But seeing you with him
Just don't feel right
Whoo!
And I'm like ow
Never thought it'd hurt so bad
Getting over you
And ow
You're giving me a heart attack
Looking like you do
'Cause you're all I ever wanted
Thought you would be
The one that's ow
Giving me a heart attack
Getting over
You
You're all I ever
Wanted
Yeah
Every time you look like that
Ow!
You're giving me a heart attack
Whoo
Ladies and gentlemen,
we would like to begin
boarding Japan Airlines
Flight 320.
The amount of time
we've been away from home
just to make our band stronger
and be successful
is a lot and there's no rest.
It's just go, go, go.
Like, you fly from one place
to another to another.
- See you.
Bye-bye.
I think we're very lucky in the
fact that, when we were touring this time,
we get to go to a lot
of different parts of the world,
and you come across a place
you haven't been to yet.
It's just
always so exciting.
- Harry!
- Please, Harry!
Please! Harry!
This is a little strange.
This many photographers
aren't allowed in the building
in, like, England.
Hey, Harry!
Harry!
I'm excited.
1D! 1D! 1D!
1D! 1D! 1D!
How are you? You okay?
Let's go.
Bro, how crazy was that?
I've never seen that. That's mad.
That was crazy.
Like, you know, all I kept thinking
was, "And this is in Japan."
Yeah.
Monorail!
Monorail, monorail
Monorail, monorail
Monorail
Yeah
It's so much cooler
to be in a band
than be by yourself.
Just simply because you've always
got people to have a laugh with,
people to share
your experience with.
- Morning, everyone.
- Good morning!
Guys, gonna quickly
run through the day with you
just so you know what's going on.
The way our life
is moving at the moment,
there's no way I'd be able
to do this solo.
I can't imagine being
in a hotel room on my own.
I'd be bored to death.
We know that we've got
a schedule to get through
but we always think
to have a laugh
as we're doing it.
Do it.
That's what makes these trips
a lot easier.
Zip!
Okay.
Watch this.
This is what we came here for,
Tommo.
Right.
- Do I have to drink it now, is all?
- Do it.
There we have it.
Just try to--
"Little Things." Little taste.
Yeah, let's run "Little Things."
It's you
Oh, it's you they add up to
Oh
Break it down.
I've just let
These little things
Slip out of my mouth
'Cause it's you
Oh, it's you
It's you they add up to
And I'm in love with you
We rarely get, like, a day off
when we land in places
so it's just nice
to walk around and explore.
Stupid enough of me,
I didn't know it got that cold here.
Thought it would be one of
those countries that's always hot.
Why?
I don't know. Because I just pictured Australia.
It's quite near, isn't it?
Man, tell me... Oh, no.
How close are we'? Or am I talking
the other side of the world?
Come on, Liam.
It's like a soup.
It's miso.
What was that? Miso soup.
It's miso soup.
And you pour it in? You're meant
to pour it into your rice, yeah?
No, I think you drink it. You drink
it, you drink it, you drink it.
- Oh, look! 7-Eleven!
Y-Eleven!
Why have you done that?
Said "Y-Eleven" at the same time.
Well, I have to hit you as well, then.
Hm.
I went around wearing
a surgical mask.
Oh, you did?
Yeah.
Where'd you get one?
I bought a packet of five.
I have a spare one that you can have.
Sick!
You've got to take
your shoes off, by the way.
Ghana, Tokyo, London.
Probably my three favorite places.
I said, sit down.
I said, sit down!
Let's be honest, Ireland is the best
country in the world. Hands down.
Absolutely not.
Hello.
Her name is Noel
I have
A dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class
In half an hour
Oh, how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know
Who I am
And she doesn't give a damn
About me
'Cause I'm just
A teenage
Dirtbag, baby
I'm just a teenage
Dirtbag
Baby
Listen to
Iron Maiden
Baby
With me
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Sing it!
Oh, yeah
Dirtbag
No
She doesn't know
What she's missing
Oh, yeah
Dirtbag
No, she doesn't know
What she's missing
Whoo!
Man, I feel like mold
It's prom night
And I am lonely
Lo and behold
She's walking over to me
This must be fate
My lips start to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does
She give a damn about me?
I've got two tickets
To Iron Maiden
Baby
Come with me Friday
Don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage
Dirtbag, baby
Like you
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Sing it!
Oh, yeah
Dirtbag
No, she doesn't know
What she's missing
Oh, yeah
Dirtbag
No, she doesn't know
What she's
Missing
Yeah, yeah
We don't get to see our families
as much as we used to.
But we have, like, a road family.
I don't want to remind you
but it's 20 to 9.
Twenty-five to 9.
Five minutes to go.
My name's Paul Higgins. And I'm
the tour manager for One Direction.
We're on stage in 5 minutes.
Five minutes we're on stage!
We were ready on stage
five minutes ago.
Thank you, Dad.
I'm thinking
of getting Paul to adopt me.
I see him that much. He
might as well be my father.
I'll do it when there's no camera.
Ha-ha-ha!
The boys are very grounded, and that
comes from the people around them.
Lou gives us the best haircuts
on a daily basis.
Thank you.
I love my hair today, thanks, Louise.
Thank you.
Stop touching me. Don't touch me.
Thanks, Louise. Thanks, Louise.
I tend to communicate
with my stylist
and we come up with a good, um,
teamwork process.
It looks good though, bub.
Just trying to find
a happy medium
that works for everybody.
It's five boys, you know.
Louis, why are you doing that?
Because they're brand-spanking new.
It looks weird.
Right, we're gonna do
it again with the music.
Line up for choreography!
I met the boys first
when they came off X Factor.
It became quite apparent to me
at the beginning
that there would be no
jazz hands or spirit fingers.
When we do the dinosaur
I know I'm meant to
get on that ramp.
Watch this!
You're a dancer.
Inside you're a dancer.
Hang on a minute.
I don't know how
he's got patience for us.
People think that we're just security
at gigs, but we live with the boys,
we eat with the boys,
we train with the boys.
Here's some of this.
Oi!
And I've got some of that.
They're young kids.
Unbelievable.
Please give a massive
round of applause
for our ruggedly handsome,
magically talented,
musically gifted musical band!
You're probably the youngest band
on the road this year.
And I think it's looking strong
for the year, coming forward.
It can only get better
through the seasons.
Our fingers crossed. We're gonna
go on to have a successful time.
- Got a few nicknames.
- One Direction 2.
Additional Direction.
The Wrong Direction.
It really helps
having the musicians
on tour with us.
Banana split!
Green apple!
Because they are of a similar age
to us, and they like
similar things.
Even when we're not working,
the guys are like, "Wanna hang out,
or go around to New Year's party,"
stuff like that.
They're just proper
kind of people.
Three, two, one.
Oh, my God!
It's a very rare relationship for
an artist and a backing band to have.
Give it up for the band,
everybody!
It's not just those five,
it's everyone who's
on the road with us,
- every day.
- Just five normal lads
having the time of their life.
It's nice to be a small part of it.
Now, come on.
It's 25 to 9.
There it is. The crown jewel.
All right then, lads, tourists
for the day. Get in, Niall.
Ghetto.
Can we do one of those pictures
where you go like that?
How do you do that?
Where you stand
like this?
Like, touching the top.
How do you do that?
You have to get down.
Is it working?
Looks like you're holding it up.
We're back now.
Start of the European leg of the tour.
Do you know what I'm thinking?
We need to try one of them
local delicacy things
from every place.
And here's the frog legs
and snail stuff. Are you down?
I'm not down for snails.
I think we should try it in every place.
Just try a delicacy from somewhere.
I've tried frogs,
but that's still not that weird.
Like, snails
is probably a bit disgusting.
I wanna be last,
yeah Baby, let me be your
Let me be
Your last first kiss
I wanna be first, yeah
Wanna be the first
To take it
All the way like this
We've never toured Europe before,
so because this is the first time we've done
it, it actually feels like an adventure
because, you know, a different country every
day, it feels like we're on EuroTrip.
We're in Dusseldorf.
Germany!
I heard Brussels
is a place to meet people.
My brother.
Hey.
We found the Belgian version
of me on the streets.
Just passed the ball
to the best player in the world.
Possibly the best ever.
After you.
Here you go.
- I'll just follow that up.
- You take the exact
same shot, Louis.
It's like a big lads' holiday, really.
With a lot of work involved.
I wanna be
Last kiss
I wanna be, I wanna be
Baby, let me be your last I
Your last first kiss
Oh, your last
First kiss, oh, no I
Big up yourself.
Can we sing it like this tonight?
Because it's actually really good.
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
It's off to work we go
With a bucket and spade
And a hand grenade
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
Heigh-ho!
Hands in.
Put your hand in!
- Three, two, one.
- We push!
One Direction!
Good evening, Paris!
The French fan is the best
because, um, we are crazy.
Vive One Direction!
Good evening, Oslo!
Welcome to Norway! We love you!
Stockholm, make some noise!
Welcome to Sweden!
- Three, two, one.
- We push!
Good evening, Antwerp!
This is gonna be good!
One Direction, One Direction!
Europe has been so crazy
because there's a lot of fans
who have been there
for, you know, a year,
two years, three years.
And they've just waited for us to come.
- Three, two, one.
- We push!
Berlin, make some noise!
I think we're in the 50s now,
like 53, maybe 54,
out of 130-something shows.
So we're nearly halfway there.
Your hand fits in mine
Like it's made just for me
But bear this in mind
It was meant to be
And I'm joining up the dots
With the freckles
On your cheeks I
And it all makes sense to me
I know you've never loved
The crinkles by your eyes
When you smile
You've never loved
Your stomach or your thighs
The dimples in your back
At the bottom of your spine
But I'll love them endlessly
I won't let
These little things
Slip out
Of my mouth
But if I do
It's you
Oh, it's you they add up to
I'm in love with you
And all these little things
You can't go to
bed Without a cup of tea
Maybe that's the reason
That you talk in your sleep
And all those conversations
Are the secrets that I keep
It makes no sense to me
I know you've never loved
The sound of your voice
On tape
You never want to know
How much you weigh
You still have
To squeeze into your jeans
But you're perfect to me
I won't let
These little things slip
Out of my mouth
But if it's true
It's you
It's you they add up to
I'm in love with you
And all these little things
Our fans, they've been doing
some different things for the shows.
And they've all had
these little signs
they make at home and e-mail
to each other on Twitter and stuff.
And then they hold it up
and we get to see
what they've written.
It's a real nice moment of the show
because we are doing
the same show every night.
So it's nice to have
that little different touch.
It's nice that they take the time out
to not only think of something,
but they make it.
And all of them put it into action together,
so it's like a proper community thing.
With our fans
it's not just like they're fans of us.
We've seen it before in hotels,
people from Belgium
will come over to the UK
and talk with the UK fans,
or vice verse-
It's like we actually make people
like little pen pals, which is quite cool.
Best part of being a fan of One Direction
is the friends you make through them.
Because I feel like I've made my best
friends through going to see them.
We first came on the second week
of X Factor,
and that's how, initially,
we met as friends.
You get notes from countries
that we've never even been to.
And the crowds
that come out to see us
were just amazing.
That just reminds us what
these fans have done from the start.
Away to the studio.
It is weird though, isn't it?
X Factor
feels, like, so long away.
And so much has happened
in the last few years.
Remember when we used
to walk through here?
It's quite little, isn't it?
Can't believe we're here.
Where's the buzzers?
This is the new ghetto panel,
yeah?
Niall. Is this thing on?
Is this thing...?
Louis, Louis, Louis.
- You're gonna be the next big boy band!
- Boy band!
It's really weird coming back.
It just brings back so many memories.
The good thing about us
is the fans have grown up with us.
People always say in interviews,
"Think the fans will grow up with you?"
They've already grown up with us.
Sing it.
It's you
Oh, it's you
It's you they add up to
And I'm in love with you
And all these little things
I won't let These
little things slip
Out of my mouth
But if it's true
It's you
It's you they add up to
I'm in love with you
And all your little things
Just a natural, really, aren't I?
I mean, I don't mess about,
that's the main thing for me.
I think the Europe trip so far
has just flown by. When you think
about tour rehearsals and everything,
it seems such a long time ago now.
I know.
Do you remember
when we met at boot camp?
Yeah. I just saw you darting around
in your beanie every day
and just being like, "Hey, I'm Harry."
Those were the days, man.
Niall was the loudest person
at boot camp, without fail.
Wherever Niall was,
there was a guitar,
there was noise and
there was loads of people around him.
He was so popular.
Yeah, I remember.
When we first got together,
there was always little clashes.
Yeah.
But there wasn't anything huge.
Do you remember when we went to the
coffee shop and Zayn didn't turn up?
There was a serious conversation.
I remember that.
There was a serious conversation about
kicking Zayn out of the band. Oh, my God.
Imagine.
Niall would have to be
the mysterious one.
Gladiator, ready!
I think we individually
bring something to the band.
Like personality-wise, and I think
that's what we all had individually
that brought
the band together in the first place.
Here's the situation.
I'm sitting here playing Xbox.
And I'm kicking around...
Oh! Bro!
Louis is a great person
to just sit and just
admire what he's like.
- Niall!
- I'd always wondered
how his brain works.
Where are you?
Come here, Niall.
It kind of works
like a weird comedian.
Now this is how
to do a quick and easy
tea on your hand.
Stop, stop, stop! Aah!
Funniest thing is now
is that me and Louis
did not get on at all.
We used to be at each other's throats
while we were on The X Factor.
I think there was one point
where I literally wanted to whack him.
He took it so seriously.
We were two completely different
characters.
Whenever I wanted to do anything
slightly mischievous,
he was always the daddy.
Sing every first line
from the second "yeah."
For "She's Not Afraid,"
we need to figure out
something different.
Only thing I've said to them
is for the man lifts.
That's why he got the name
"Daddy Direction."
On my own. No one likes me.
Daddy of the group.
But we've corrupted him a little bit.
Zayn is...
Zayn wears his heart
on his sleeve.
Real family guy.
Listen, I'll tell you what.
You're not wearing them
when you're out with me.
All right, Mom, I'll talk to you later.
I love you too. Bye.
He's got
a real big heart,
even though he won't admit it.
I don't like it.
Don't like seeing it struggle
like that in the net. Terrible.
Who wants to
come and wake Zayn up?
Oh. I hate this bit.
He doesn't like to get out of bed.
Zayn.
Zayn, mate.
Dude.
Zayn.
Give it up for Mr. Styles!
Then you've got Harry,
who's like perfect pop star.
Just born for it.
Like, loves it.
He's definitely very charming.
Can we take a picture of you?
Sure.
Yeah?
I'll put my head through like this.
He's just being Harry
and he likes to go out
and have a good time
and doesn't want
to waste a moment.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
Mark, get the boom out of the shot!
You're ruining it. What you doing, Mark?
Between Harry and Niall,
they're the two that really lift
Hit it.
the mood of the band.
Harry, you okay?
When you're worrying about stuff...
Football!
He brings you back down to earth.
Niall is just, like, happy-go-lucky.
The most carefree
person around.
Sombrero, sombrero.
He just has fun the whole time.
- Just does his own thing.
- I kind of like
have a protection over him,
like he's almost like my little brother.
Hold me, Niall.
We all genuinely do
care about each other.
It's nice to know
that people have your back.
No!
It's not on yet.
When we have a row, it's
like we have a row with a sibling.
And you'll be massively annoyed
at each other.
Liam.
But then we'll both laugh
and that'll be the end of it.
You're just back to being best mates.
One, two, three, four
The little sprinter, face on the floor.
When we're on tour,
they're still normal boys
that like playing games.
That's the wrong way!
Won't stop me, eh?
I am their dad on the road.
Ow!
We have a very
good working relationship.
The only issue I have is they're all
a pain in the ass.
Whoo!
Nothing to see here, sir!
They're pranksters.
They love playing tricks on us.
Back to the dressing room.
Some people
might look at it and say
this is not very professional
with all the clown acting
and jumping and fighting
and all that kind of stuff,
but that's just part and parcel of
what One Direction is.
I don't even have a license!
Sorry, I can't hear you!
Put me down!
Guys! Guys! Stop.
Sorry, mate!
Hey, guys!
Six minutes till the
biggest show of the whole tour
and here they are
taking bloody golf buggies.
Hey, guys!
Guys, come on, we gotta go!
We just try and contain them.
I got the key!
Get to work!
The one that I came with
She had to go
But you look amazing
Standing alone
So come on, come on
Move a little closer now
Come on, come on
Ain't no way
You're walking out
Come on, come on
Come on!
Show me what
You're all about
Yeah
I've been watching you
All night
There's something
In your eyes
Saying
Come on, come on
And dance with me, baby
Yeah
The music is
So loud
I wanna be
Yours now
So come on, come on
And dance with me, baby
This is Jeroen. Is this Niall?
What's up, Holland?
We want a sea of orange
in the Ziggo arena tonight.
Amsterdam. We're going orange.
Orange face paint. Orange clothes.
Orange... and only orange.
Let's... do it.
So, Hany, are
you going to wear orange, then?
Can't tell you, it's a surprise.
Yeah
I've been watching you
All night
There's something
In your eyes
Saying
Come on, come on
And dance with me, baby
Yeah
The music is so loud
I've seen a few fans
outside with orange on.
I don't know if there's gonna be loads,
but I'm hoping there will be.
Every step I take
I'm feeling more and more
She's calling out
She's looking good
My heart is racing
She's turning around
Reach for her hand
And I say
Hey
I've been watching you
All night
There's something in
Your eyes
Saying, come on, come on
And dance
With me, baby
Good evening, Amsterdam!
Ready, steady, clap.
Everybody clap your hands.
Together!
Yeah!
Yeah, that's the most, yeah.
The Nike shop?
Louis,
- shall we go in here?
- Zayn, shall we go in here?
- Oh, my God!
- Think a few
fans have just spotted us.
Probably tweeted.
Relax, everybody. Come on.
Will you all calm down now?
You light up my
world Like nobody else
The way that you flip
Your hair
Gets me overwhelmed
But when you smile
At the ground
There you have it.
This is what happens. Heh.
Step back. Step back, please.
One Direction! One Direction!
One Direction!
We don't come out that often
so we don't really see,
like, this sort of side of it that often.
So when we do, it's all a bit strange.
- I love you!
- Some girl was just trying
to literally grab my ear. I think she
wanted to keep it, but I was like:
"That's mine, love,
you can't have that, unfortunately.
It's connected." Heh.
Let's go, go, go.
Where'd the glasses
come from today?
Somebody chucked them on stage.
I put them on. These are sick.
Look, they're red on the inside.
Nice.
Look at that.
Quite cool huh?
You look like some sort of
sexy secretary.
Let's move out, men!
We've got days off scheduled.
Hey, have fun going home.
See you later, yeah?
Have a fun flight home, you.
I'll try but I'll
miss you too much, Liam!
See you later!
Hello!
I spend every single day with these lads.
It's really weird to not have
the other four lads around me.
But I do actually look forward
to going home.
Lean in when you laugh
We take photographs
And there's no music on
But we dance along
Never felt like this before
Are we friends
Or are we more?
As I'm walking
Towards the door
I'm not sure
Sing it, O2!
But, baby, if you
say You want me to stay
I'll change my mind
'Cause I don't want to know
I'm walking away I
If you'll be mine
Whoa, whoa, oh, oh
Won't go, oh, oh
So, baby, if you say
You want me to stay
Stay for the night
I'll change my mind
Let me hear you, London!
How we doing in the back?
So, baby, if you say
You want me to drive
To KFC...
I love chicken.
So, baby, if you
say You want me to stay
I'll change my mind
'Cause I don't want to know
I'm walking away I
If you'll be mine
Whoa, whoa, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, ooh
So, baby, if you
say You want me to stay
Stay for the night
I'll change my mind
Whoo!
I like Holmes Chapel. Pretty much
every other part
of my life has changed,
apart from coming down here.
It's just exactly the same.
My first kiss was down there.
I kissed a girl,
like, a bit further down.
We were, like, against a tree.
It was pretty steamy.
Come on, come on.
He just missed an open goal!
Oh, we're gonna catch this.
We don't realize how much we
appreciate our family and hometown
until you're gone.
This is my little room in the house.
Isn't that just the creepiest thing ever?
For the first few nights I was here,
I came in every night
and I opened the door
and I was like, "Jesus."
I thought there was somebody
in my room, but it was just me.
"Oh, it's just me again."
I'm pretty sure this is the only job
that I wasn't sacked from.
If there's any customers around,
any nice-looking ladies,
I just pop out a few piano skills.
And just try and impress
while in my glamorous
Toys "R" Us uniform.
All right, there we are, look.
On a lunchbox.
Next to Spider-Man.
It's quite funny,
it seems like a lifetime ago.
When we get a day off, I
like to kind of just be left alone
to just relax and chill out.
This is, like, my graffiti room.
I just decided that I wanted
to spray-paint the walls.
It's cool, man,
because nobody can tell me I can't.
Could you imagine if I wanted to do
this at my house at home ?
My mom would be, like, "No way.
You're not spray-painting on my walls.
I don't think so."
Got my own house. I'm like, "Course
I'm gonna spray-paint on the wall."
I worked at the bakery
for about two and a half years.
There you go.
I still got it, you know.
One seventy-six and your receipt.
I worked with old ladies.
Bye.
Very nice old ladies.
Barbara!
Harry!
Hi.
She's the one who used to
pinch my bum on the side.
Yes, I did.
Look out!
I'll pinch your bum a bit more.
See?
You know, you meet a lot of people
who kind of see
like, a media perception of you.
And it's just nice coming here
and spending a bit of time
with people who know me.
Most important part
of having time off:
Being able to come home and see
me mother, me father,
my brother Greg.
Lord, may Denise and Greg
be united in love forever.
I never had any
problem going up
and asking me father
anything. The birds and the bees,
the one-two-threes.
He left here as a 16-year-old.
He knows more about life
than me really now.
I come from a very rural background.
Still live in a rural background.
He's going out and seeing the world.
I can't give him advice.
He knows where he's at.
This is the fifth day
he's actually been home
since he left
two and a half years ago
for X Factor.
Yeah.
- Hi, love.
- Good to see you, my darling!
How are you? Are you all right?
Long time since I saw Louis.
I know.
I see you every day
when I walk out the toilet
because you're on the wall.
Goodbye, my love.
So lovely to see you.
I'll get my earplugs then,
and I'll come to see your shows.
Yeah, that'd be lovely.
I don't think we get to see him enough.
There's a lot of things said about
the mom's spirit and feeling towards it.
But dads do feel it as well,
especially at 17.
You'd love to have
that son around you.
Your watch! Could I have a look
at that watch you got on?
All I had to offer him was to take him
drinking and playing snooker.
I didn't really have an awful lot
to offer him,
but that's pan' of your establishment
as a young man.
And that time went.
I've missed it. I've missed it.
You popping back
in tomorrow?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
He's the only fellow in the family.
He's gone.
All right, let me get ready
and then I'll be up, talk to you.
Got a...
Got a show today.
I'm exhausted.
Let's go!
One way or another
I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna getcha, getcha
Getcha, getcha
One way or another
I'm gonna win ya
I'll getcha, I'll getcha
One way or another
I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya
Meet ya, one day
Maybe next week
I'm gonna meet ya
I'll meet ya, I'm meet ya...
One Direction just released
a new video
for their single
"One Way Or Another."
The 1D boys
flew to Africa
as pan of their involvement
with Comic Relief.
They're donating the cash
they would have spent on a video
to a charity that strives to create
a world free from poverty.
One way or another
I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya
Meet ya, meet ya
One day
Maybe next week
I'm gonna meet ya
I'll meet ya, I'll meet ya
And if
The lights
Are all out
I'll follow
Your bus downtown
See who's hanging round...
The success of the
song was extraordinary.
They raised well over
a million pounds.
And the great thing is that
they saw when they were
out in Africa
just how many individual lives
that that will make a huge difference to.
One way or another
I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meet you, meet you
Meet you, meet you I
One way
Or another
I'm gonna win ya
I'm gonna getcha, getcha
Getcha, getcha
One way or another
I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya
Meet ya, meet ya
One way or another
I'm gonna win ya
I'm gonna getcha, getcha
Getcha, getcha...
Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
It sounds like they're shouting
"pizza." Are they?
European fans,
like, they're just crazy.
They don't come out in the tens and
hundreds. They come out in thousands.
Arrivederci!
Arrivederci!
I just wish that I could just go along
each person and just, like,
chat to them. With how busy
the schedule is, it's realty frustrating
that you can't just stop and talk to them
and tell them what they've done for us.
Five minutes, we're on stage!
One Direction! One Direction!
- Three, two, one.
- We push!
Milan, make some noise!
Thank you so much for having us!
We've been One Direction!
This one's for you.
Thank you.
That's what hurts the most
Girl, I came so close
But now
You'll never know
Baby, I loved you first
I still get a buzz every
time I go out on stage.
I still come off with
the biggest adrenaline rush.
Then I get to
come on the bus
and stay up with my mates
and laugh about things
that we did on stage.
Do you know when I taped you up in the
middle of the show with the black tape?
Is that what you did?
I know, it failed miserably.
You should have just gone with it.
Thanks for your help, mate.
One girl-- That is awful.
Putrid. it is absolutely putrid.
Own up. Own up.
- Oh, my God.
- Who's farted? Niall? Niall.
You know, sometimes when it gets
really smelly, Niall doesn't admit it.
Do you know what I mean?
Hold on.
Who's the first to admit their farts?
You should be proud of a smell like that.
It was a creeper.
No, it wasn't.
Man, I would admit that smell.
Let's call it.
Niall, Niall.
Whenever I close my eyes
I picture you there
I'm looking out at the crowd
You're everywhere
I'm watching you
From the stage, yeah
Your smile is on every face now
An every time you wake up
You're
Hearing me say
Goodbye
Baby, you don't have to
Worry
I am coming
Back for you
Back for you
Back for you
You
Lately, I've been going
Crazy
So I'm coming back for you
Back for you
Back for you
You
I've never been so into
Somebody before
And every time we both touch
I only want more
So tell me nothing's
Gonna change, yeah
And you won't ever
Walk away, yeah
And even though every night
You'll know what I'll say
Sing it!
Goodbye
Baby, you don't
Have to worry
I am coming
Back for you
Back for you
Back for you
You
Lately, I've been going
Crazy
So I'm coming
Back for you
Back for you
Back for you
You
Right back for you
Right back for you
Right back for you
Baby, I've been going crazy
I am coming
Back
Yes, I am coming back
For you
Baby, you don't have to
Worry
I am coming back for you
Back for you
Back for you
You
Right back for you
Right back for you
Right back for you
Right back, back
Right back for
you Right back
For you
Right back for you
Right back, back
Lately
I've been going
Crazy
So I'm coming
Back for you
Back for you
Back for you
You
Zayn.
Hm? Zayn.
I hate to do this, dude.
I just only need you for a bridge.
What time is it now?
You've been asleep
for 10 minutes.
I'm sorry, dude.
No, I'll get up.
All right. I appreciate it.
Recording
this third album has been
extremely hard. We've been
waking up in the morning
and going straight to the studio.
Then going to the arena
doing a show.
And then going straight back
to the studio after a show.
So it's been really tough
for us this time.
All of my 10-minute slumber.
Heh-heh. We have to
get "Best Song Ever."
It felt like it was the next morning
and you were already waking me up,
and I was like, "Oh, my God."
One, two, three.
And we danced all night
To the best song ever
Give me one time short
on the "ever."
Best song ever
Best song ever
It was the best song ev--
My bad.
What is it again?
Best song ever
Best song ever
This time
we felt musically stronger.
But at the same time,
that pressure's back on, you know?
Will we match the second one?
We're about to take me home.
I'm naked recording.
Smells like man in here.
Smells like a mixture of boy and man.
If you could imagine yourself
being taken away
at 16 or 17 years of age
and then thrown
into the spotlight.
We're incredibly excited
to announce
that we are gonna be doing
a worldwide stadium
tour in 2014.
People are constantly around them.
And to hold their nerve and cool
and enjoy it, and perform,
it's a big, big ask.
Zayn's recording all night tonight,
then it's you and Louis tomorrow.
There's definitely times where
you're not, like,
completely enjoying it
the whole time.
But then you kind of just have to
step back for, like, a second
and try and weigh out
the pros and the cons.
It's, like-- It's a no-brainer.
I don't wanna do anything else.
If you actually sit and think about it,
we've done some amazing things.
But to be honest with you,
I'm still tying to live a normal life.
That's exactly what we are.
We're just normal
19, 20, 21 -year-olds,
you know, just going out
and mess about like any other
guy at university or whatever.
Like, we're not doing anything different.
That's what I mean by us being normal.
Our jobs just happen to be abnormal.
Can't believe
You're packing your bags
Trying so hard not to cry
Had the best time
And now it's the worst time
But we have to say goodbye
Don't promise that you're gonna write
Don't promise that you'll call
Just promise that you won't forget
We had it all
'Cause you were mine for the summer
Now we know it's nearly over
Feels like snow in September
But I always will remember
You were my
Summer love
You always will be my
Summer love
Bedtime for me.
Bedtime for me.
I don't like people
saying, "You're famous."
I just struggle with the word.
It just gives you, like, no substance.
It's not like,
"He was a really nice guy"
or, "He was really funny."
It becomes this thing where it's like,
"He's famous." And it's just a weird...
I hate it.
When I think about going out,
I'm not bothered if it's me, by myself,
like, I won't really think about it,
but if I'm gonna take my mom,
or, like, my little sisters, or whatever,
I don't really like them
to be exposed to that.
Because I think it's quite weird
for them to see
all the people's reactions,
and especially
for my younger sisters.
I don't want them to get confused.
I want them to still think
I'm the same person.
One of the reasons why
I don't like the word "famous"
because then people
use it afterwards
and they go like,
"He used to be famous."
Or, "He's not famous anymore."
And it's, like, just this weird thing
of, like...
Like, I was a guy before,
I was the same guy during,
and I'm the same guy afterwards.
But people think they can
label your life.
I worry about meeting
somebody who's
truthful and is 100 percent
just there because of me.
I just don't like the idea of somebody
liking me because of this
and not because of me.
And it's hard to detract and think:
"if I didn't have all this,
would this person like me or not?"
You were mine for the summer
Now we know it's nearly over
Feels like snow in September
But I always will remember
My summer love
Summer love
You always will be my
Summer love
You always will be my
Summer love
You always will be my
Summer love
Come on, ladies and
gentlemen, in we go.
Show starts at 8:30.
Get involved.
Come on, inside.
Get your T-shirts and your drinks
and stuff. Get in, come on.
We got a show to put on.
We're going to try and fool the fans.
So I'm gonna dress up
as a security guard
who works at the O2.
Holy moly.
Are you meant to be sitting there?
Girls, you're looking
for your seats?
B three, just up here, girls.
This is row B, ladies.
This is your row.
Thank you very much.
Big fans, girls, yeah?
Yeah.
Are you a big fan?
Yeah.
Who's your favorite?
Uh, Darren?
Earplugs, ladies? There you go.
Couple of sexy earplugs for you.
Because they're not great, these boys.
Ha-ha!
They can't really sing,
they can't really dance.
What's your favorite song?
Uh, "What Makes You Beautiful."
Never heard that.
Look at me, I'm not
the greatest looking fellow, so, uh...
I'm not beautiful at all, really.
I seen them the other night,
they're not the best.
I think they're crap.
Why do you like One Direction?
Heh.
They're perfect.
They're perfect?
Far from it, love.
I tell you what,
they're not great at all.
I don't know why you even like
One Direction!
They're crap! All go home!
I quit this job,
it's crap!
I'm going back to Glasgow.
That is absolutely nuts.
Makes me a bit uncomfortable.
I'm actually scared of you.
You look like a
fat Russell Brand.
I want to look like you when I'm older
because I think you look
quite interesting.
One, two, three, four.
I just wanna take you
Anywhere that you like
We could go out
Any day
Any night
Baby, I'll take you there
Take you there
Baby
I'll take you there, yeah
Oh, tell me, tell me, tell me
How to turn your love on
You can get, get
Anything that you want
Baby, just shout it out
Shout it out
Baby
Just shout it out, yeah
And if you
You want me, too
Let's make a move
Yeah
So tell me, girl
If every time we
Touch
You get this kind of
Rush
Baby, say yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
If you don't wanna
Take it slow
And you just wanna
Take me home
Baby, say
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Whoo!
And let me kiss you
O2 Arena!
Oh, baby, baby, don't you know
You got what I need
Looking so good
From your head to your feet
Come on, come over here
Over here
Come on
Come over here, yeah
Now I just wanna show you off
To all of my friends
Making them drool
Down their chinny chin chins
Baby
Be mine tonight
Mine tonight
Baby, be mine tonight, yeah
And if you
You want me too
Let's make a move
Yeah, so tell me, girl
If every time
We touch
You get this kind of
Rush
Baby, say
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
If you don't wanna
Take it slow
And you just wanna
Take me home
Baby, say
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
And let me kiss you
London, I wanna kiss
every single one of you!
Go crazy.
One, two,
three, four!
Na, na,
na-na-na-na Na, na
Hey!
Na, na, na-na-na-na, na, na
Na, na, na-na-na-na
Na, na
So tell me, girl
If every time
Touch
We touch
You get this kind of
Rush
Baby, say
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
If you don't wanna
Take it slow
And you just wanna
Take me home
Baby, say yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
And let me kiss you
Are there any bears in Sweden?
We need one of them
big long machetes.
Where are we putting the tent?
Set up tent here.
Over here?
Yeah.
And make the fire here.
Let's just clear some of this.
I'm on pine cone duty.
To be fair,
when we make tents,
I'm normally the one who just
pretends to be busy the whole time.
Oh, it's good
- that the instructions are in Swedish.
- Don't need
instructions, Liam.
Here we go. This is the one we need.
Yeah, this is the floor.
What? You put it through
the things or this?
What you do with this?
And this bit goes on there, I think.
Stick the--
Clip the little silver--
I think we've done the wrong one.
Looking good, lads.
Because then the other
bit goes over the top of it.
No, you have to--
This is not going very well.
That little hole.
Oh, there we go.
I've smashed it.
Liam's nearly clocked
it in about five minutes.
Has anybody got a hammer?
Where are you making the fire?
Here.
Oh, thanks, lads. Yeah. Cheers.
You're not
doing a tepee fire?
Listen, forget what they
taught you in Scouts.
We're doing it the Tommo way.
Now we know how
to make camp fires.
Louis, you idiot!
Right. I think we'll
just burn it like that now.
Do you think if one of us
wasn't in the band, though,
the band would be this big?
No.
No. Definitely not.
I don't think so either.
I think we each balance
each other out.
Yeah.
I think when
we look back at this,
no matter what we do after this,
we'll never, ever beat this.
Yeah, but isn't that scary?
If the best times of your life are now,
Don't you think it's a bit
that's crazy.
of a Benjamin Button thing, though?
That we get to do it backwards.
Do you know what I mean?
We get to go after this
and then have
a proper, normal life.
Just have, like, a wife and kids.
Do you know what I mean?
Don't you think that's quite nice?
That's what I look forward to,
if I look forward to anything.
What's mad is that one day
we won't be doing this.
- I know.
- Yeah.
So do you think, like,
we're still gonna be mates?
- I think so, yeah.
- I think we will as well.
Do you want my e-mail now
or shall I give it to you later?
Ha-ha-ha.
- I think we've gone through
too much together.
Yeah.
We'll always be
part of each other, like,
growing up.
I'm just glad that we did it
right from the start
how we wanted to do it.
Yeah.
There's been so many bands
that have come and gone.
And no one really talks
about them anymore.
I'd like to be,
like, remembered for
the records that we did.
Do you know what? It'd just
be amazing to be remembered,
like, even as a mum
telling her daughter:
"The boy band at my time,
One Direction, they just had fun."
Do you know what I mean?
"They were just normal guys
but terrible, terrible dancers."
Yeah.
Are they down here?
I'm excited to see
what's gonna happen.
Two, one.
Everybody, three, two, one.
So I'm gonna just
get in the car up here.
Come on, girls.
Can't believe
actually today's here.
I have a present for you.
There you go.
Congratulations.
Thank you so much. Thank you.
My pleasure.
Thank you.
The key.
Right. Are we ready?
It's big, Mama!
Oh, it's lovely.
Oh, it's gorgeous, isn't it?
We'll go upstairs.
This is your room.
Okay, you know what?
Don't dirty the windows.
Hello?
Hello, sunshine. How are you?
Hello, you all right, Mum?
It's just so nice to hear your voice.
Yours too. What's going on?
I've just rung to say your house
is amazing.
You happy?
More than happy, Zayn.
It's like a dream come true.
It's all right. That's why I did it, didn't I?
I told you that I wanted to.
I know you always used to say:
"I'll always get you a house,
Mum, when I'm older."
I know you did, but...
That's the best thing, isn't it,
about what we're doing?
You work so hard, Zayn,
and I just...
I'm so proud of you.
Very, very proud of you.
I can't even thank you enough
for what you've done for us.
It's all right, Mum.
You don't have to cry.
You're just happy, aren't you?
Happy tears. It's all good.
I'm happy. I'm very happy.
Well, get off the phone then
before I start crying.
All right, then.
Okay.
Love you. See you.
Talk to you later. All right, bye-bye.
Bye.
It's amazing, man.
That's literally why I auditioned
for the show in the start.
Like, I just wanted to be able to
give back to my mum and stuff.
So it's wicked to be able to do that.
It's really cool.
Tonight is the biggest
show we've ever done.
I'm just throwing it out there.
We are playing
to 65,000 people tonight.
It's just insane.
Good luck. Heh-heh-heh.
Look at the amount of policemen
- we've got.
- I can't get over
how many police bikes there are.
They've got 40 policemen on us
and then they've got like
1000 policemen on the streets.
It's quite scary,
but it's quite fun
at the same time.
We literally have like a small army.
We do have the army.
Let's take over this place.
What is that girl
doing out the top of the car?
With an English hat on.
She is a literal rebel.
I'm gonna marry her one day.
Cool.
Man, this place is huge.
- Imposing, is what it is.
- It's big.
Just looking at the size
of the place just gives that
extra edge
to the nerve in a way
because there's like
double the people to impress.
How's it going?
Wow.
Hey, man.
Wow, this is big.
Let's have a look.
This is mad.
Oh. Bad idea.
Wow.
Nice day.
Oh, wow.
Oh, my God. This place is huge.
This is mad.
Sick.
This is absolutely mad.
I can't wait to get out here
and play. I just wanna get on with it.
Hello.
It was the most
exciting thing in the world.
I really wish my parents were here,
actually, to see it
because they don't get to see a lot of us
and to see us doing something like this
and see what it's all about...
But it's good we're getting it in the film,
so then they will get to see anyway.
So everyone's a winner.
You know, if we'd got asked
two years ago
what we thought would happen,
we never would've said this.
When I think about how lucky
we actually are
to be in this position...
It's, like, probably one in a million
chance to be where I am.
Three, two, one.
We push!
If one of us
just didn't happen to
go to our audition, then
you know,
it could be so different.
We are definitely
the five luckiest dudes.
Good evening, Mexico City!
Oh, my God.
One of the best things about
all of this,
the fact that I have now
made four new best friends.
Mexico!
We're all there for each other
and I think that's why it works.
It's cool, man.
You don't get that
if you're a solo artist.
Now we're just
five brothers, if you like,
because we spend more time with each
other than we do our own families.
We just feel lucky that
there's not one guy
in the group who's
an absolute ass.
You guys have been right there
since day one.
And it means
so much to us because
none of this would happen
without you.
The fans completely
changed our lives.
We are so thankful.
And I think it's important
that we try and let fans know
that this is
a teamwork between us and them.
We've got the best fans in the world.
I don't think we'll
ever get fully used to it
because it's all just a bit too mad.
We just go about it day to day,
and we don't take it too seriously.
And that's the main sort of thing
that we all live by that keeps us,
you know, as us.
I could just do this
for the rest of my life.
I just love it so much.
You know, I'd do it till I was, like,
weathered and people were asking
why I was still alive and stuff.
Like Keith Richards.
What a gig, though.
I mean, we even got fireworks.
Yeah, amazing.
You know what, Liam?
You are one of the worst-smelling
people I've ever known.
- Yeah.
- Could we have a nod or a shake
from the camera if I'm smelly.
Am I smelly?
Sing it!
Baby, you light up my world
Like nobody else
The way that you flip
Your hair gets me overwhelmed
But when you smile
At the ground
It ain't hard to tell
You don't know
Oh, oh
You don't know
You're beautiful
If only you saw
What I can see
You'd understand
Why I want you so desperately
Right now
I'm looking at you
And I can't believe
You don't know, oh, oh
You don't know
You're beautiful
Oh, oh
That's what
Makes you beautiful
Last time, O2. Make some noise.
So come on
You got it wrong
To prove I'm right
I put it in a song
I don't know why
Why?
You're being shy
Being shy
And turn away When
I look into your eye
Everyone else
In the room can see it
Everyone else, but...
Sing it!
Baby, you light up my world
Like nobody else
The way that you flip
Your hair
Gets me overwhelmed
But when you smile
At the ground
It ain't hard to tell
You don't know
Oh, oh
You don't know
You're beautiful
If only you saw
What I can see
You'd understand
Why I want you so desperately
Right now
I'm looking at you
And I can't believe
You don't know
Oh, oh
You don't know
You're beautiful
Oh, oh
That's what
Makes you beautiful
Let me see those hands.
Come on, everyone.
You guys sing!
Na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na, na, na
Na, na-na-na, na, na
Baby, you light up my world
Like nobody else
The way that you flip
Your hair gets me overwhelmed
When you smile at the ground
It ain't hard to tell
You don't know
You don't know
You're beautiful
Baby, you light up my world
Like nobody else
The way that you flip
Your hair gets me overwhelmed
But when you smile at the ground
It ain't hard to tell
You don't know, oh, oh
You don't know
You're beautiful
Oh
If only you saw
What I can see
You'd understand
Why I want you
So desperately
Right now, I'm looking at you
And I
Can't believe
You don't know, oh, oh
You don't know
You're beautiful
Oh, oh
You don't know
You're beautiful
Oh, Oh
That's what
makes you beautiful.
Maybe it's the way
She walked
Straight into my heart
And stole it
Through the doors
And past the guards
Just like
She already owned it
I said, "Can you give it
Back to me?"
She said
"Never In your wildest dreams"
And we danced all night
To the best song ever
We knew every line
Now I can't remember
How it goes but I know
That I won't forget her
'Cause we danced all night
To the best song ever
I think it went oh, oh, oh
I think it went
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I think it goes, oh
Am I better when I'm naked?
Ha-ha-ha.
- I like being, um, free.
I recorded "What Makes You
Beautiful" in my boxers.
Who gets to go on the O2 stage
in their dressing gown? Not many,
so I'm gonna live that dream, boys.
And I'm gonna go out there and rock
me little socks off.
Thanks, everyone!
Said her name was
Georgia Rose
Free hugs.
Free.
Free hugs, anyone?
Said I had a dirty mouth
I love you.
But she kissed me
Like she meant it
You'll give me a hug,
won't you? Yeah.
Another hug.
And one more?
One more hug?
Please. One more? Please.
And we danced all night
To the best song ever
We knew every line
Now I can't remember
How it goes
But I know
That I won't forget her
'Cause we danced all night
To the
Best song ever
The most important thing
is not to pull it.
- Whoops!
- Careful!
We've got a bomb.
Oh, that wasn't--
I did not pull that.
Three, two, one, go!
Ha-ha-ha.
What happened?
I've got no brakes!
I've got no brakes!
This is going okay!
We're gonna be okay!
You do realize
you're not getting out of this?
But you do realize you'll
be good at crossing the road?
Do you see it?
Ha-ha-ha.
I think it went oh, oh, oh
I think it went
yeah, yeah, yeah
I think it goes, oh
I think it went oh, oh, oh
Musician's dressing room.
When there's none of them in it,
we trash it.
I know
You'll remember me
And you know, I know
You know I'll remember you
And I know, you know
I hope
You'll remember
How we danced
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Liam's still my favorite
- I guess.
- Yeah?
Yeah.
How's it going?
Best song ever
We knew every line
Now I
Can't remember
How it goes but I know
That I won't forget her
'Cause we danced all night
To the
Best song ever
And we danced
All night to the best song ever
Hi, babe.
Oh!
I love you.
Banana bombs!
No!
No!
No!
Hang on, we've got something here.
Oh! Oh!
Aah! It's in my finger.