Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975) Movie Script
Michael Rennie was ill
The day the earth stood still
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear
Claude Rains was the lnvisible Man
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid jam
Then at a deadly pace
It came from outer space
And this is how the message ran
Science fiction
Double feature
Dr. X
Will build a creature
See androids fighting
Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in...
. . .Forbidden Planet
Oh
At the late-night
Double feature
Picture show
I knew Leo G. Carrol
Was over a barrel
When Tarantula took to the hills
And I really got hot
When I saw Janette Scott
Fight a Triffid that
Spits poison and kills
Dana Andrews said prunes
Gave him the runes
And passing them used lots of skills
But when worlds collide
Said George Pal to his bride
I'm gonna give you
Some terrible thrills
Like a
Science fiction
Double feature
Dr. X
Will build a creature
See androids fighting
Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in...
. . .Forbidden Planet
Oh
At the late-night
Double feature
Picture show
I want to go
Oh
To the late-night
Double feature
Picture show
By RKO
Oh
To the late-night
Double feature
Picture show
In the back row
Oh
To the late-night
Double feature
Picture show
Here they come.
I'd like the parents
and the grandparents.
Yes, all the close family.
Smile! Hold fast. Beautiful!
Congratulations.
Well. . . .
I guess we really did it, huh?
You and Betty have been inseparable. . .
. . .since you met in
Dr. Scott's courses.
Tell you the truth, Brad, she was the
only reason I came in the first place.
I mean--
Okay, guys, this is it!
You ready?
Look, Betty's gonna throw her bouquet.
I got it!
-I got it!
-Hey, big fella.
Looks like it could be
your turn next.
Who knows.
So long.
See you, Brad.
Come on, hop in.
See you, Brad.
Brad, wasn't it wonderful?
Didn't Betty look radiantly beautiful?
Just an hour ago she was
plain old Betty Munroe.
And now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapschatt.
-Yes, Janet. Ralph's a lucky guy.
-Yes.
Oh, I always cry at weddings.
Everyone knows Betty's
a wonderful little cook.
Yes.
Ralph will be in line
for promotion in a year.
Yes.
-Hey, Janet.
-Yes, Brad?
I've got something to say.
I really loved
The skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet
Oh, Brad.
-The river was deep but I swam it
-Janet
-The future is ours, so let's plan it
-Janet
-So please don 't tell me to can it
-Janet
I've one thing to say and that's
Damn it, Janet
I love you
-The road was long but I ran it
-Janet
-A fire's in my heart and you fan it
-Janet
-There's one fool for you and I am it
-Janet
I've one thing to say and that's
Damn it, Janet
I love you
Here's a ring to prove
That I'm no joker
There's three ways
That love can grow
That's good, bad
Or mediocre
Oh, J-A-N-E-
I love you so
-Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had
-Oh, Brad
-Now we're engaged and I'm so glad
-Oh, Brad
-That you met Mom and you know Dad
-Oh, Brad
I've one thing to say and that's
Brad, I'm mad
For you too
Oh, Brad
Oh, damn it
I'm mad
Oh, Janet
For you
I love you too
There's one thing left to do
Ah-ooh
-And that's go see the man who began it
-Janet
-When we met in his science, exam it
-Janet
-Made me give you the eye, then panic
-Janet
Now I've one thing to say and that's
Damn it, Janet
I love you
Damn it, Janet
Oh, Brad, I'm mad
Damn it, Janet
I love you
I would like, if I may. . .
. . .to take you on a strange journey.
It seemed a fairly ordinary night. . .
. . .when Brad Majors and
his fiance, Janet Weiss. . .
. . .two young, ordinary,
healthy kids. . .
. . .Ieft Denton that
late November evening. . .
. . .to visit a Dr. Everett Scott. . .
. . .ex-tutor and now friend
to both of them.
It's true there were
dark storm clouds. . .
. . .heavy, black and pendulous. . .
. . .toward which they were driving.
It's true also that the spare tire
they carried. . .
. . .was badly in need of some air.
But they, being normal kids and. . .
. . .on a night out. . .
. . .they were not going to let a storm
spoil the events of their evening.
On a night out.
It was a night out. . .
. . .they were going to remember. . .
. . .for a very long time.
I have never been a quitter.
To leave office before my term
is completed is abhorrent...
... to every instinct in my body.
But as president...
...l must put the interests
ofAmerica first.
America needs a full-time president...
...and a full-time Congress...
...particularly at this time....
Gosh, that's the third motorcyclist
that's passed us.
They sure do take their lives
in their hands.
Yes, Janet. Life's pretty cheap
to that type.
What's the matter, Brad, darling?
We took the wrong fork
a few miles back.
Oh.
Where did that motorcyclist come from?
I guess we'll just have to turn back.
What was that bang?
We must have a blowout.
Damn it! I knew I should've gotten
that spare tire fixed.
You stay here and I'll go for help.
We're in the middle of nowhere.
Didn't we pass a castle
a few miles back?
Maybe they have a telephone
I could use.
I'm going too.
-Both of us don't need to get wet.
-I'm coming with you.
Besides, the owner of that phone
might be a beautiful woman. . .
. . .and you might never
come back again.
In the velvet darkness
Of the blackest night
Burning bright
There's a guiding star
No matter what
Or...
... who you are
There's a light
Over at the Frankenstein place
There's a light
Burning in the fireplace
There's a light, light
In the darkness
Of everybody's life
The darkness must go
Down the river
Of nights dreaming
Flow morphia slow
Let the sun
And light come streaming
Into my life
Into my life
There's a light
Over at the Frankenstein place
There's a light
Burning in the fireplace
There's a light
Light
In the darkness
Of everybody's life
And so. . .
. . .it seemed that fortune
had smiled on Brad and Janet. . .
. . .and they had found the assistance
that their plight required.
Or had they?
Brad, let's go back.
I'm cold and I'm frightened.
Just a moment, Janet.
They may have a phone.
Hello.
Hi! My name's Brad Majors.
This is my fiance, Janet Weiss.
I wondered if you might help us.
Our car broke down up the road.
Do you have a phone we might use?
You're wet.
Yes, it's raining.
Yes.
Oh.
I think, perhaps,
you better both come inside.
You're too kind.
I'm frightened.
What kind of place is this?
It's probably some kind of
hunting lodge for rich weirdos.
This way.
Are you having a party?
You've arrived on
a rather special night.
-It's one of the master's affairs.
-Oh.
-Lucky him.
-You're lucky.
He's lucky, I'm lucky,
we're all lucky!
It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
I've got to keep control
I remember
Doing the time warp
Drinking
Those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
It's just a jump to the left
-And a step to the right
-With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy free me
So you can 't see me
No, not at all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
Well secluded
I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're into the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation
Like you're under sedation
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
I was walking down the street
Just having a think
When a snake of a guy
Gave me an evil wink
He shook a me up
He took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck
And the devil's eyes
He stared at me
And I felt a change
Time meant nothing
Never would again
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
It's just a jump to the left
-And then a step to the right
-With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
It's just a jump to the left
-And then a step to the right
-With your hands on your hips
Bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
Say something.
Say! Do any of you guys know
how to Madison?
-Brad, please, let's get out of here.
-Keep a grip on yourself, Janet.
-But it seems so unhealthy here.
-It's just a party, Janet.
-Well, I want to go.
-We can't till I get to a phone.
-Then ask the butler or someone.
-Just a moment.
We don't want to interfere
with their celebrations.
This isn't the Chamber of Commerce.
They're probably foreigners
with different ways.
They may do some more folk dancing.
I'm cold, I'm wet and
I'm just plain scared.
I'm here, there's nothing
to worry about.
How do you do
I see you've met
My faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don 't get strung out
By the way I look
Don 'tjudge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man
By the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual...
... Transylvania
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both
Pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old
Steve Reeves movie
I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
-We're both in a bit of a hurry
-Right
We'll just say where we are
-Then go back to the car
-A pleasure to meet you, Dr. Furter
We don 't want to be any worry
Well, you got caught with a flat
Well, how about that
Well, babies, don 't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem all right
I'll get you a satanic mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual...
... Transylvania
Why don 't you stay for the night
-Night
-Or maybe a bite
Bite
I could show you
My favorite obsession
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving
My tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual...
... Transylvania
Hit it! Hit it!
-I'm just a sweet transvestite
-Sweet transvestite
From Transsexual...
... Transylvania
So come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver
With antici--
-pation
But maybe the rain
Is really to blame
So I'll remove the cause
But not the symptom
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Brad!
We'll play along for now and pull out
the aces when the time is right.
Slowly, slowly.
It's too nice a job to rush.
Hi. My name's Brad Majors and
this is my fiance, Janet Weiss.
You are. . .?
You are very lucky to be invited
up to Frank's laboratory.
Some people would give their
right arm for the privilege.
People like you, maybe?
I've seen it.
Come along. The master doesn't
like to be kept waiting.
Shift it!
Is he--? Frank, I mean,
is he your husband?
The master is not yet married.
Nor do I think he ever will be.
-We are simply his servants.
-Oh.
Magenta.
Columbia.
Go and assist Riff Raff.
I will entertain. . . .
Brad Majors and this is
my fiance, Janet Vice.
-Weiss.
-Weiss?
Enchant.
Well, how nice.
And what charming underclothes
you both have.
But here, put these on.
They'll make you feel less vulnerable.
It's not often
we receive visitors here.
Let alone offer them hospitality.
Hospitality! All we wanted to do
was use your telephone. Goddamn it!
A reasonable request you have ignored!
-Don't be ungrateful.
-Ungrateful?!
How forceful you are, Brad.
Such a perfect specimen of manhood.
So dominant.
You must be awfully proud
of him, Janet.
Well, yes, I am.
-Do you have any tattoos, Brad?
-Certainly not.
Oh, well. How about you?
Everything is in readiness, master.
We merely await your word.
Tonight, my unconventional
conventionists. . .
. . .you are to witness
a new breakthrough. . .
. . .in biochemical research.
And paradise is to be mine!
It was strange the way it happened.
Suddenly. . .
. . .you get a break.
All the pieces seem to fit into place.
What a sucker you've been.
What a fool.
The answer was there all the time.
It took a small accident
to make it happen.
-An accident!
-An accident!
That's how I discovered the secret.
That elusive ingredient.
That spark. . .
. . .that is the breath of life.
Yes.
I have that knowledge.
I hold the secret. . .
. . .to life itself!
You see. . .
. . .you are fortunate.
For tonight is the night. . .
. . .that my beautiful creature
is destined to be born.
Throw open the switches
on the sonic oscillator.
And step up the reactor power input. . .
. . .three more points!
Oh, Brad!
It's all right, Janet.
Oh, Rocky!
The sword of Damocles
ls hanging over my head
I've got the feeling someone's
Gonna be cutting the thread
Oh, woe is me
My life is a misery
Oh, can 't you see
That I'm at the start
Of a pretty big downer
I woke up this morning with a start
When I fell out of bed
That ain 't no crime
And left from my dreaming
Was a feeling of unnameable dread
That ain 't no crime
My high is low
I'm dressed up with no place to go
And all I know
Is I'm at the start
Of a pretty big downer
-That ain 't no crime.
-Oh, no, no, no.
-That ain 't no crime.
-Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, my baby!
The sword of Damocles
ls hanging over my head
That ain 't no crime
I've got the feeling someone's
Gonna be cutting the thread
That ain 't no crime
Oh, woe is me
My life is a mystery
And can 't you see
That I'm at the start
Of a pretty big downer
-That ain 't no crime.
-Oh, no, no, no.
That ain 't no crime
Well, really!
That's no way to behave
on your first day out.
But since you're such
an exceptional beauty. . .
. . .I'm prepared to forgive you.
Oh, I just love success!
-He is a credit to your genius.
-Yes.
-A triumph of your will.
-Yes.
He's okay.
Okay?
Okay?!
I think we can do better than that.
Now, Brad and Janet. . .
. . .what do you think of him?
Well. . . .
I don't like men
with too many muscles.
I didn't make him for you!
He carries the Charles Atlas
seal of approval.
A weakling weighing 98 pounds
Will get sand in his face
When kicked to the ground
And soon in the gym
With a determined chin
The sweat from his pores
As he works for his cause
Will make him glisten
And gleam
And with massage
Andjust a little bit of steam
He'll be pink
And quite clean
He'll be a strong man
Oh, honey
But the wrong man
He'll eat nutritious high protein
And swallow raw eggs
Try to build up his shoulders
His chest, arms and legs
Such an effort
lf he only knew of my plan
In just seven days
I can make you a man
He'll do press-ups and chin-ups
Do the snatch, clean andjerk
He thinks dynamic tension
Must be hard work
Such strenuous living
Ijust don 't understand
When in just seven days
Oh, baby
I can make you a man
Eddie!
Whatever happened to Saturday night
When you dressed sharp, felt all right
Don 't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life
I thought I was divine
I'd go for a ride with chicks who 'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowing
On a rock 'n ' roll show
We climbed in the back seat
We really had a good time
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock 'n ' roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock 'n ' roll
Lovely party!
My head used to swim
From the perfume I smelled
My hands kind of fumbled
With her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick
And that's when I'd melt
She'd whisper in my ear
Tonight she really was mine
Get in front and put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his last song
With your arms around your girl
You tried to sing along
It felt pretty good
Really had a good time
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock 'n ' roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock 'n ' roll
One from the vaults.
Oh, baby!
Don't be upset.
It was a mercy killing.
He had a certain naive charm. . .
. . .but no muscle.
But a deltoid
And a bicep
A hot groin
And a tricep
Makes me...
...shake
Makes me want to take Charles Atlas
By the hand
In just seven days
Oh, baby
I can make you a man
I don 't want no dissension
Just dynamic tension
I'm a muscle fan
In just seven days
I can make you a man
Dig it if you can
In just seven days
I can make you a man
Rocky, Rocky, rah, rah, rah!
Rocky, Rocky, rah, rah, rah!
There are those who say
that life is an illusion. . .
. . .and that reality is simply
a figment of the imagination.
If this is so, then Brad and Janet
are quite safe.
However, the sudden departure
of their host. . .
. . .and his creation. . .
. . .into the seclusion
of his somber bridal suite. . .
. . .had left them feeling
both apprehensive and uneasy.
A feeling which grew
as the other guests departed. . .
. . .and they were shown
to their separate rooms.
Who is it? Who's there?
It's only me, Janet.
Brad, darling, come in.
Oh, Brad!
Yes, my darling! But what if--?
Everything's going to be all right.
Oh, I hope so, my darling.
-It's you!
-I'm afraid so. But isn't it nice?
You beast, you monster!
What have you done with Brad?
Well, nothing.
Why, do you think I should?
You tricked me! I wouldn't have.
I've never, never. . . .
Yes. Yes, I know.
But it isn't all bad, is it?
I think you'll really find it
quite pleasurable.
-So soft, so sensual.
-Stop! I mean, help!
Brad. Oh, Brad!
Brad's probably asleep by now.
Do you want him to see you like this?
Like this, like how? It's your fault!
You're to blame!
I was saving myself.
Well, I'm sure you're not spent yet.
Promise you won't tell Brad?
Cross my heart and hope to die.
Oh, Brad, darling, it's no good here!
It'll destroy us.
Don't worry. We'll be away from here
in the morning.
Oh, Brad, you're so strong
and protective.
You!
I'm afraid so, Brad.
But isn't it nice?
Why you--
What have you done with Janet?
Nothing. Why, do you think I should?
You tricked me. I wouldn't have.
I've never, never, never!
Yes, I know.
But it isn't all bad, is it?
Not even half bad.
I think you'll really quite enjoy it.
-So soft. So sensual.
-No, stop.
Oh, Janet.
Janet!
Janet's probably asleep by now.
Do you want her to see you like this?
Like this, like how? It's your fault!
You're to blame.
I thought it was the real thing!
Oh, come on, Brad, admit it.
You liked it, didn't you?
There's no crime in giving yourself
over to pleasure.
Oh, Brad, you have wasted
so much time already.
Janet needn't know. I won't tell her.
You promise you won't tell?
On my mother's grave.
Master, Rocky has broken his chains
and vanished.
The new playmate is loose
and somewhere in the castle grounds.
Magenta has just released the dogs.
Coming!
What's happening here? Where's Brad?
Where's anybody?
Oh, Brad!
Brad, my darling, how could I
have done this to you?
Oh, lf only we hadn't
made this journey.
If only the car hadn't broken down.
If only we were amongst friends
or sane persons.
Oh, Brad.
What have they done with him?
Brad, how could you?
But you're hurt.
Did they do this to you?
Here. I'll dress your wounds.
Baby, there. Oh.
"Emotion: agitation or disturbance
of mind...
. . .vehement or excited mental state. "
It is also a powerful
and irrational master.
And from what Magenta and Columbia
eagerly viewed on their TV monitor. . .
... there seemed little doubt
that Janet was indeed...
...its slave.
Tell us about it, Janet.
I was feeling done in
Couldn 't win
I'd only ever kissed before
You mean she--?
I thought there's no use getting
Into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble
And seat wetting
Now all I want to know
Is how to go
I've tasted blood and I want more
More, more, more.
I'll put up no resistance
I want to stay the distance
I've got an itch to scratch
I need assistance
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night
Then if anything grows
While you pose
I'll oil you up and rub you down
Down, down, down.
And that's just one small fraction
Of the main attraction
You need a friendly hand
Oh, and I need action
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night
Creature of the night.
Creature of the night?
Creature of the night.
Creature of the night.
Creature of the night.
Creature of the night
Creature of the night.
Creature of the night
Mercy!
How did it happen?
I understood you were to be watching.
I was only away for a minute, master.
Well, see if you can find him
on the monitor.
Master.
Master, we have a visitor.
Hey, Scotty!
Dr. Everett Scott.
You know this earthling--
--this person?
I most certainly do. He happens
to be an old friend of mine.
I see.
So this wasn't
simply a chance meeting.
You came here with a purpose.
I told you, my car broke down.
I was telling the truth.
I know what you told me, Brad.
But this Dr. Everett Scott,
his name is not unknown to me.
He was a science teacher
at Denton High.
And now he works for your government.
He's attached
to the Bureau of lnvestigation. . .
. . .of that which you call UFOs!
lsn't that right, Brad?
He might be. I don't know.
The intruder is entering
the building, master.
He'll probably be in the Zen Room.
Shall we inquire of him in person?
Great Scott!
Frank N. Furter.
We meet at last.
Dr. Scott!
Brad! What are you doing here?
Don't play games, Dr. Scott.
You know perfectly well
what Brad Majors is doing here.
It was part of your plan, was it not?
That he and his female
should check the layout for you?
Well, unfortunately for you all,
the plans are to be changed.
I hope you're adaptable, Dr. Scott.
I know Brad is.
I assure you, Brad's presence
comes as a complete surprise to me.
I came here to find Eddie.
-Eddie? I've seen him. He's--
-Eddie?
What do you know of Eddie?
I know a great deal
about a lot of things.
You see, Eddie happens to be
my nephew.
Dr. Scott.
-Janet!
-Dr. Scott!
-Janet!
-Brad!
Rocky!
-Janet!
-Dr. Scott!
-Janet!
-Brad!
Rocky!
Listen! I made you. . .
. . .and I can break you just as easily.
Master, dinner is prepared!
Excellent.
Under the circumstances,
formal dress is to be optional.
Food has always played a vital role
in life's rituals:
The breaking of bread,
the last meal of the condemned man. . .
. . .and now this meal.
However informal it might appear...
... you can be sure there was to be
very little bonhomie.
A toast.
To absent friends.
To absent friends.
And Rocky.
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, dear Rocky
-Happy birthday--
-Shall we?
We came here to discuss Eddie.
Eddie!
It's a rather tender subject.
Another slice, anyone?
Excuse me.
I knew he was in with a bad crowd,
but it was worse than I imagined.
Aliens!
Dr. Scott!
Go on, Dr. Scott.
Or should I say Dr. Von Scott?
Just what exactly are you implying?
It's all right!
That's all right, Brad.
From the day he was born
He was trouble
He was the thorn
In his mother's side
She tried in vain
But he never caused her
Nothing but shame
He left home...
... the day she died
From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was rock 'n ' roll porn
Und a motorbike
Shooting up junk
He was a low-down, cheap little punk
Taking everyone for a ride
When Eddie said
He didn 't like his teddy
You knew he was a no-good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switchblade knife
-What a guy
-Makes you cry
Und I did
Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said, hey, listen to me
Stay sane inside insanity
But he locked the door
And threw away the key
But he must've been drawn
Into something
Making him warn me
In a note which reads:
What's it say? What's it say?
"I'm out of my head
Oh, hurry, or I may be dead
They mustn 't carry out
Their evil deeds"
When Eddie said
He didn 't like his teddy
You knew he was a no-good kid
When he threatened your life
With a switchblade knife
-What a guy
-Makes you cry
Und I did
When Eddie said
He didn 't like his teddy
You knew he was a no-good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switchblade knife
-What a guy
-Woe, woe, woe
-Makes you cry
-Hey, hey, hey
Und I did
Hey
Oh.
Oh, Rocky!
How could you?!
This way! This way!
Shut up!
I'll tell you once
I won 't tell you twice
You'd better wise up
Janet Weiss
Your apple pie
Don 't taste too nice
You'd better wise up
Janet Weiss
I've laid the seed
It should be all you need
You're as sensual as a pencil
Wound up like an E or first string
When we made it
Did ya hear a bell ring?
You got a block
Well, take my advice
You'd better wise up
Janet Weiss
The transducer
Will seduce ya
My feet! I can't move my feet!
My wheels!
My God, I can't move my wheels.
It's as if we were glued to the spot.
You are.
So quake with fear, you tiny fools.
We're trapped.
It's something you'll get used to
A mental mind fuck can be nice
No!
You won't find Earth people
the easy mark you imagine.
This sonic transducer. . .
. . .it is some kind of audio-vibratory,
physiomolecular transport device?
-You mean. . .?
-Yes, Brad.
It's something we ourselves
have been working on for a while.
But it seems our friend here has found
a means of perfecting it.
A device capable
of breaking down solid matter. . .
. . .and then projecting it
through space, and who knows. . .
. . .perhaps even time itself!
He's gonna send us to another planet?
Planet schmanet, Janet.
You'd better wise up
Janet Weiss
You'd better wise up
Build your thighs up
You'd better wise up
And then she cried out:
Stop!
Don 't get hot and flustered
Use a bit of mustard
You're a hot dog
But you'd better not...
... try to hurt her
Frank Furter
You're a hot dog
But you'd better not...
... try to hurt her
Frank Furter
You're a hot dog
My God! I can't stand
any more of this.
First, you spurn me for Eddie, then you
toss him like an old coat for Rocky.
You chew people up
and then you spit them out again.
I loved you.
Do you hear me? I loved you.
And what did it get me?
I'll tell you, a big nothing.
You're like a sponge. You drain
others of their love and emotion.
Well, I've had enough!
Choose between me and Rocky, so named
because of the rocks in his head.
It's not easy, having a good time.
Even smiling makes my face ache.
And my children turn on me.
Rocky's behaving just the way
that Eddie did.
Maybe I made a mistake. . .
. . .splitting his brain
between the two of them.
I grow weary of this world!
When shall we return to Transylvania?!
Magenta. . .
. . .I am indeed grateful to both you
and your brother, Riff Raff.
You have both served me well.
Loyalty such as yours
shall not go unrewarded.
You'll discover that when the mood
takes me, I can be quite generous.
I ask for nothing, master.
And you shall receive it in abundance!
Come. We are ready
for the floorshow.
And so, by some extraordinary
coincidence...
. . .fate, it seemed, had decided
that Brad and Janet. . .
. . .should keep that appointment
with their friend Dr. Everett Scott.
But it was to be in a situation. . .
. . .which none of them could have
possibly foreseen.
And just a few hours
after announcing their engagement. . .
. . .Brad and Janet had both tasted. . .
. . .forbidden fruit.
This in itself was proof. . .
. . .that their host
was a man of little morals. . .
. . .and some persuasion.
What further indignities
were they to be subjected to?
And what of the floorshow
that had been spoken of?
In an empty house. . .
. . .in the middle of the night?
What diabolical plan. . .
. . .had seized
Frank's crazed imagination?
What indeed?
From what had gone before,
it was clear. . .
. . .that this was to be no picnic.
It was great when it all began
I was a regular Frankie fan
But it was over when he had the plan
To start working on a muscleman
Now the only thing that gives me hope
Is my love of a certain dope
Rose tints my world
Keeps me safe
From my trouble and pain
I'm just seven hours old
Truly beautiful to behold
And somebody should be told
My libido hasn 't been controlled
Now the only thing I've come to trust
Is an orgasmic rush of lust
Rose tints my world
And keeps me safe
From my trouble and pain
It's beyond me
Help me, Mommy
I'll be good, you'll see
Take this dream away
What's this
Let's see
I feel sexy
What's come over me
Here it comes again
I feel released
Bad times deceased
My confidence has increased
Reality is here
The game has been disbanded
My mind has been expanded
It's a gas that Frankie's landed
His lust is so sincere
Whatever happened...
... to Fay Wray
That delicate...
...satin-draped frame
As it clung to her thigh
How I started to cry
'Cause I wanted to be dressed
Just the same
Give yourself over
To absolute pleasure
Swim the warm waters
Of sins of the flesh
Erotic nightmares
Beyond any measure
And sensual daydreams
To treasure forever
Can 't you just see it
Don 't dream it
Be it
Don 't dream it
Be it
Don 't dream it
Be it
Don 't dream it
Be it
We've got to get. . .
. . .out of this trap. . .
. . .before this decadence. . .
. . .saps our wills.
I've got to be strong. . .
. . .und try to hang on.
Or else my mind. . .
. . .may well snap.
Und my life will be lived. . .
...for the thrill
It's beyond me
Help me, Mommy
God bless...
...Lily St. Cyr
My, my, my, my
My, my, my, my
I'm a wild and untamed thing
I'm a bee with a deadly sting
Get a hit and your mind goes "ping"
Your heart'll thump
And your blood will sing
Let the party and the sounds rock on
We're gonna shake it
Till the life has gone
Rose tints my world
Keep me safe from my trouble and pain
We're a wild and an untamed thing
We're a bee with a deadly sting
Get a hit and your mind goes "ping"
Your heart'll thump
And your blood will sing
So let the party
And the sounds rock on
We're gonna shake it
Till the life has gone
Rose tints my world
Keep me safe from my trouble and pain
We're a wild and an untamed thing
We're a bee with a deadly sting
Get a hit and your mind goes "ping"
Your heart'll thump
And your blood will sing
So let the party
And the sounds rock on
We're gonna shake it
Till the life has gone
Rose tints my world
Keep me safe from my trouble and pain
Frank N. Furter
It's all over
Your mission is a failure
Your lifestyle's too extreme
I'm your new commander
You now are my prisoner
We return to Transylvania
Prepare the transit beam
Wait!
I can explain.
On the day I went away
Goodbye
Was all I had to say
Now I
I want to come again and stay
Oh, my, my
Smile and that will mean I may
'Cause I've seen
Blue skies through the tears
In my eyes
And I realize
I'm going home
I'm going home
Everywhere it's been the same
Feeling
Like I'm outside in the rain
Wheeling
Free to try and find a game
Dealing
Cards for sorrow
Cards for pain
'Cause I've seen
Blue skies
Through the tears
In my eyes
And I realize
That I'm going home
I'm going home
I'm going home
I'm going home
How sentimental.
And also presumptuous of you.
You see, when I said "we" . . .
. . .were to return to Transylvania. . .
. . .I referred only
to Magenta and myself.
I'm sorry, however, if you found
my words misleading. . .
. . .but you see. . .
. . .you are to remain here.
In spirit anyway.
Good heavens, that's a laser.
Yes, Dr. Scott.
A laser capable of emitting
a beam of pure anti-matter.
You're going to kill him?
-What's his crime?
-You saw what became of Eddie.
Society must be protected.
Exactly, Dr. Scott.
Now, Frank N. Furter,
your time has come
Say goodbye to all of this. . .
. . .and hello to oblivion.
No.
No.
No!
Good God!
You killed them.
But I thought you liked them.
They liked you.
They didn't like me!
They never liked me!
You did right.
A decision had to be made.
You're okay by me.
Dr. Scott. . .
. . .I'm sorry about your nephew.
Eddie?
Yes, well,
perhaps it was for the best.
You should leave now, Dr. Scott,
while it is still possible.
We are about
to beam the entire house. . .
. . .back to the planet of Transsexual. . .
. . .in the galaxy of Transylvania.
Go.
Now.
Our noble mission
is almost completed. . .
. . .my most beautiful sister.
And soon we shall return
to the moon-drenched shores. . .
. . .of our beloved planet.
Sweet Transsexual.
Land of night.
To sing and dance once more
to your dark refrain.
To take that. . .
. . .step to the right.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
And our world. . .
. . .will do the time warp again!
And crawling
On the planet's face
Some insects
Called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space
And meaning
Meaning
Science fiction
Double feature
Frank has built...
...and lost his creature
Darkness has conquered
Brad and Janet
The servants gone
To a distant planet
At the late-night
Double feature
Picture show
I want to go
To the late-night
Double feature
Picture show
The day the earth stood still
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear
Claude Rains was the lnvisible Man
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid jam
Then at a deadly pace
It came from outer space
And this is how the message ran
Science fiction
Double feature
Dr. X
Will build a creature
See androids fighting
Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in...
. . .Forbidden Planet
Oh
At the late-night
Double feature
Picture show
I knew Leo G. Carrol
Was over a barrel
When Tarantula took to the hills
And I really got hot
When I saw Janette Scott
Fight a Triffid that
Spits poison and kills
Dana Andrews said prunes
Gave him the runes
And passing them used lots of skills
But when worlds collide
Said George Pal to his bride
I'm gonna give you
Some terrible thrills
Like a
Science fiction
Double feature
Dr. X
Will build a creature
See androids fighting
Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in...
. . .Forbidden Planet
Oh
At the late-night
Double feature
Picture show
I want to go
Oh
To the late-night
Double feature
Picture show
By RKO
Oh
To the late-night
Double feature
Picture show
In the back row
Oh
To the late-night
Double feature
Picture show
Here they come.
I'd like the parents
and the grandparents.
Yes, all the close family.
Smile! Hold fast. Beautiful!
Congratulations.
Well. . . .
I guess we really did it, huh?
You and Betty have been inseparable. . .
. . .since you met in
Dr. Scott's courses.
Tell you the truth, Brad, she was the
only reason I came in the first place.
I mean--
Okay, guys, this is it!
You ready?
Look, Betty's gonna throw her bouquet.
I got it!
-I got it!
-Hey, big fella.
Looks like it could be
your turn next.
Who knows.
So long.
See you, Brad.
Come on, hop in.
See you, Brad.
Brad, wasn't it wonderful?
Didn't Betty look radiantly beautiful?
Just an hour ago she was
plain old Betty Munroe.
And now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapschatt.
-Yes, Janet. Ralph's a lucky guy.
-Yes.
Oh, I always cry at weddings.
Everyone knows Betty's
a wonderful little cook.
Yes.
Ralph will be in line
for promotion in a year.
Yes.
-Hey, Janet.
-Yes, Brad?
I've got something to say.
I really loved
The skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet
Oh, Brad.
-The river was deep but I swam it
-Janet
-The future is ours, so let's plan it
-Janet
-So please don 't tell me to can it
-Janet
I've one thing to say and that's
Damn it, Janet
I love you
-The road was long but I ran it
-Janet
-A fire's in my heart and you fan it
-Janet
-There's one fool for you and I am it
-Janet
I've one thing to say and that's
Damn it, Janet
I love you
Here's a ring to prove
That I'm no joker
There's three ways
That love can grow
That's good, bad
Or mediocre
Oh, J-A-N-E-
I love you so
-Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had
-Oh, Brad
-Now we're engaged and I'm so glad
-Oh, Brad
-That you met Mom and you know Dad
-Oh, Brad
I've one thing to say and that's
Brad, I'm mad
For you too
Oh, Brad
Oh, damn it
I'm mad
Oh, Janet
For you
I love you too
There's one thing left to do
Ah-ooh
-And that's go see the man who began it
-Janet
-When we met in his science, exam it
-Janet
-Made me give you the eye, then panic
-Janet
Now I've one thing to say and that's
Damn it, Janet
I love you
Damn it, Janet
Oh, Brad, I'm mad
Damn it, Janet
I love you
I would like, if I may. . .
. . .to take you on a strange journey.
It seemed a fairly ordinary night. . .
. . .when Brad Majors and
his fiance, Janet Weiss. . .
. . .two young, ordinary,
healthy kids. . .
. . .Ieft Denton that
late November evening. . .
. . .to visit a Dr. Everett Scott. . .
. . .ex-tutor and now friend
to both of them.
It's true there were
dark storm clouds. . .
. . .heavy, black and pendulous. . .
. . .toward which they were driving.
It's true also that the spare tire
they carried. . .
. . .was badly in need of some air.
But they, being normal kids and. . .
. . .on a night out. . .
. . .they were not going to let a storm
spoil the events of their evening.
On a night out.
It was a night out. . .
. . .they were going to remember. . .
. . .for a very long time.
I have never been a quitter.
To leave office before my term
is completed is abhorrent...
... to every instinct in my body.
But as president...
...l must put the interests
ofAmerica first.
America needs a full-time president...
...and a full-time Congress...
...particularly at this time....
Gosh, that's the third motorcyclist
that's passed us.
They sure do take their lives
in their hands.
Yes, Janet. Life's pretty cheap
to that type.
What's the matter, Brad, darling?
We took the wrong fork
a few miles back.
Oh.
Where did that motorcyclist come from?
I guess we'll just have to turn back.
What was that bang?
We must have a blowout.
Damn it! I knew I should've gotten
that spare tire fixed.
You stay here and I'll go for help.
We're in the middle of nowhere.
Didn't we pass a castle
a few miles back?
Maybe they have a telephone
I could use.
I'm going too.
-Both of us don't need to get wet.
-I'm coming with you.
Besides, the owner of that phone
might be a beautiful woman. . .
. . .and you might never
come back again.
In the velvet darkness
Of the blackest night
Burning bright
There's a guiding star
No matter what
Or...
... who you are
There's a light
Over at the Frankenstein place
There's a light
Burning in the fireplace
There's a light, light
In the darkness
Of everybody's life
The darkness must go
Down the river
Of nights dreaming
Flow morphia slow
Let the sun
And light come streaming
Into my life
Into my life
There's a light
Over at the Frankenstein place
There's a light
Burning in the fireplace
There's a light
Light
In the darkness
Of everybody's life
And so. . .
. . .it seemed that fortune
had smiled on Brad and Janet. . .
. . .and they had found the assistance
that their plight required.
Or had they?
Brad, let's go back.
I'm cold and I'm frightened.
Just a moment, Janet.
They may have a phone.
Hello.
Hi! My name's Brad Majors.
This is my fiance, Janet Weiss.
I wondered if you might help us.
Our car broke down up the road.
Do you have a phone we might use?
You're wet.
Yes, it's raining.
Yes.
Oh.
I think, perhaps,
you better both come inside.
You're too kind.
I'm frightened.
What kind of place is this?
It's probably some kind of
hunting lodge for rich weirdos.
This way.
Are you having a party?
You've arrived on
a rather special night.
-It's one of the master's affairs.
-Oh.
-Lucky him.
-You're lucky.
He's lucky, I'm lucky,
we're all lucky!
It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
I've got to keep control
I remember
Doing the time warp
Drinking
Those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
It's just a jump to the left
-And a step to the right
-With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy free me
So you can 't see me
No, not at all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
Well secluded
I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're into the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation
Like you're under sedation
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
I was walking down the street
Just having a think
When a snake of a guy
Gave me an evil wink
He shook a me up
He took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck
And the devil's eyes
He stared at me
And I felt a change
Time meant nothing
Never would again
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
It's just a jump to the left
-And then a step to the right
-With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
It's just a jump to the left
-And then a step to the right
-With your hands on your hips
Bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
Say something.
Say! Do any of you guys know
how to Madison?
-Brad, please, let's get out of here.
-Keep a grip on yourself, Janet.
-But it seems so unhealthy here.
-It's just a party, Janet.
-Well, I want to go.
-We can't till I get to a phone.
-Then ask the butler or someone.
-Just a moment.
We don't want to interfere
with their celebrations.
This isn't the Chamber of Commerce.
They're probably foreigners
with different ways.
They may do some more folk dancing.
I'm cold, I'm wet and
I'm just plain scared.
I'm here, there's nothing
to worry about.
How do you do
I see you've met
My faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don 't get strung out
By the way I look
Don 'tjudge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man
By the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual...
... Transylvania
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both
Pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old
Steve Reeves movie
I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
-We're both in a bit of a hurry
-Right
We'll just say where we are
-Then go back to the car
-A pleasure to meet you, Dr. Furter
We don 't want to be any worry
Well, you got caught with a flat
Well, how about that
Well, babies, don 't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem all right
I'll get you a satanic mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual...
... Transylvania
Why don 't you stay for the night
-Night
-Or maybe a bite
Bite
I could show you
My favorite obsession
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving
My tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual...
... Transylvania
Hit it! Hit it!
-I'm just a sweet transvestite
-Sweet transvestite
From Transsexual...
... Transylvania
So come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver
With antici--
-pation
But maybe the rain
Is really to blame
So I'll remove the cause
But not the symptom
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Brad!
We'll play along for now and pull out
the aces when the time is right.
Slowly, slowly.
It's too nice a job to rush.
Hi. My name's Brad Majors and
this is my fiance, Janet Weiss.
You are. . .?
You are very lucky to be invited
up to Frank's laboratory.
Some people would give their
right arm for the privilege.
People like you, maybe?
I've seen it.
Come along. The master doesn't
like to be kept waiting.
Shift it!
Is he--? Frank, I mean,
is he your husband?
The master is not yet married.
Nor do I think he ever will be.
-We are simply his servants.
-Oh.
Magenta.
Columbia.
Go and assist Riff Raff.
I will entertain. . . .
Brad Majors and this is
my fiance, Janet Vice.
-Weiss.
-Weiss?
Enchant.
Well, how nice.
And what charming underclothes
you both have.
But here, put these on.
They'll make you feel less vulnerable.
It's not often
we receive visitors here.
Let alone offer them hospitality.
Hospitality! All we wanted to do
was use your telephone. Goddamn it!
A reasonable request you have ignored!
-Don't be ungrateful.
-Ungrateful?!
How forceful you are, Brad.
Such a perfect specimen of manhood.
So dominant.
You must be awfully proud
of him, Janet.
Well, yes, I am.
-Do you have any tattoos, Brad?
-Certainly not.
Oh, well. How about you?
Everything is in readiness, master.
We merely await your word.
Tonight, my unconventional
conventionists. . .
. . .you are to witness
a new breakthrough. . .
. . .in biochemical research.
And paradise is to be mine!
It was strange the way it happened.
Suddenly. . .
. . .you get a break.
All the pieces seem to fit into place.
What a sucker you've been.
What a fool.
The answer was there all the time.
It took a small accident
to make it happen.
-An accident!
-An accident!
That's how I discovered the secret.
That elusive ingredient.
That spark. . .
. . .that is the breath of life.
Yes.
I have that knowledge.
I hold the secret. . .
. . .to life itself!
You see. . .
. . .you are fortunate.
For tonight is the night. . .
. . .that my beautiful creature
is destined to be born.
Throw open the switches
on the sonic oscillator.
And step up the reactor power input. . .
. . .three more points!
Oh, Brad!
It's all right, Janet.
Oh, Rocky!
The sword of Damocles
ls hanging over my head
I've got the feeling someone's
Gonna be cutting the thread
Oh, woe is me
My life is a misery
Oh, can 't you see
That I'm at the start
Of a pretty big downer
I woke up this morning with a start
When I fell out of bed
That ain 't no crime
And left from my dreaming
Was a feeling of unnameable dread
That ain 't no crime
My high is low
I'm dressed up with no place to go
And all I know
Is I'm at the start
Of a pretty big downer
-That ain 't no crime.
-Oh, no, no, no.
-That ain 't no crime.
-Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, my baby!
The sword of Damocles
ls hanging over my head
That ain 't no crime
I've got the feeling someone's
Gonna be cutting the thread
That ain 't no crime
Oh, woe is me
My life is a mystery
And can 't you see
That I'm at the start
Of a pretty big downer
-That ain 't no crime.
-Oh, no, no, no.
That ain 't no crime
Well, really!
That's no way to behave
on your first day out.
But since you're such
an exceptional beauty. . .
. . .I'm prepared to forgive you.
Oh, I just love success!
-He is a credit to your genius.
-Yes.
-A triumph of your will.
-Yes.
He's okay.
Okay?
Okay?!
I think we can do better than that.
Now, Brad and Janet. . .
. . .what do you think of him?
Well. . . .
I don't like men
with too many muscles.
I didn't make him for you!
He carries the Charles Atlas
seal of approval.
A weakling weighing 98 pounds
Will get sand in his face
When kicked to the ground
And soon in the gym
With a determined chin
The sweat from his pores
As he works for his cause
Will make him glisten
And gleam
And with massage
Andjust a little bit of steam
He'll be pink
And quite clean
He'll be a strong man
Oh, honey
But the wrong man
He'll eat nutritious high protein
And swallow raw eggs
Try to build up his shoulders
His chest, arms and legs
Such an effort
lf he only knew of my plan
In just seven days
I can make you a man
He'll do press-ups and chin-ups
Do the snatch, clean andjerk
He thinks dynamic tension
Must be hard work
Such strenuous living
Ijust don 't understand
When in just seven days
Oh, baby
I can make you a man
Eddie!
Whatever happened to Saturday night
When you dressed sharp, felt all right
Don 't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life
I thought I was divine
I'd go for a ride with chicks who 'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowing
On a rock 'n ' roll show
We climbed in the back seat
We really had a good time
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock 'n ' roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock 'n ' roll
Lovely party!
My head used to swim
From the perfume I smelled
My hands kind of fumbled
With her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick
And that's when I'd melt
She'd whisper in my ear
Tonight she really was mine
Get in front and put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his last song
With your arms around your girl
You tried to sing along
It felt pretty good
Really had a good time
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock 'n ' roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock 'n ' roll
One from the vaults.
Oh, baby!
Don't be upset.
It was a mercy killing.
He had a certain naive charm. . .
. . .but no muscle.
But a deltoid
And a bicep
A hot groin
And a tricep
Makes me...
...shake
Makes me want to take Charles Atlas
By the hand
In just seven days
Oh, baby
I can make you a man
I don 't want no dissension
Just dynamic tension
I'm a muscle fan
In just seven days
I can make you a man
Dig it if you can
In just seven days
I can make you a man
Rocky, Rocky, rah, rah, rah!
Rocky, Rocky, rah, rah, rah!
There are those who say
that life is an illusion. . .
. . .and that reality is simply
a figment of the imagination.
If this is so, then Brad and Janet
are quite safe.
However, the sudden departure
of their host. . .
. . .and his creation. . .
. . .into the seclusion
of his somber bridal suite. . .
. . .had left them feeling
both apprehensive and uneasy.
A feeling which grew
as the other guests departed. . .
. . .and they were shown
to their separate rooms.
Who is it? Who's there?
It's only me, Janet.
Brad, darling, come in.
Oh, Brad!
Yes, my darling! But what if--?
Everything's going to be all right.
Oh, I hope so, my darling.
-It's you!
-I'm afraid so. But isn't it nice?
You beast, you monster!
What have you done with Brad?
Well, nothing.
Why, do you think I should?
You tricked me! I wouldn't have.
I've never, never. . . .
Yes. Yes, I know.
But it isn't all bad, is it?
I think you'll really find it
quite pleasurable.
-So soft, so sensual.
-Stop! I mean, help!
Brad. Oh, Brad!
Brad's probably asleep by now.
Do you want him to see you like this?
Like this, like how? It's your fault!
You're to blame!
I was saving myself.
Well, I'm sure you're not spent yet.
Promise you won't tell Brad?
Cross my heart and hope to die.
Oh, Brad, darling, it's no good here!
It'll destroy us.
Don't worry. We'll be away from here
in the morning.
Oh, Brad, you're so strong
and protective.
You!
I'm afraid so, Brad.
But isn't it nice?
Why you--
What have you done with Janet?
Nothing. Why, do you think I should?
You tricked me. I wouldn't have.
I've never, never, never!
Yes, I know.
But it isn't all bad, is it?
Not even half bad.
I think you'll really quite enjoy it.
-So soft. So sensual.
-No, stop.
Oh, Janet.
Janet!
Janet's probably asleep by now.
Do you want her to see you like this?
Like this, like how? It's your fault!
You're to blame.
I thought it was the real thing!
Oh, come on, Brad, admit it.
You liked it, didn't you?
There's no crime in giving yourself
over to pleasure.
Oh, Brad, you have wasted
so much time already.
Janet needn't know. I won't tell her.
You promise you won't tell?
On my mother's grave.
Master, Rocky has broken his chains
and vanished.
The new playmate is loose
and somewhere in the castle grounds.
Magenta has just released the dogs.
Coming!
What's happening here? Where's Brad?
Where's anybody?
Oh, Brad!
Brad, my darling, how could I
have done this to you?
Oh, lf only we hadn't
made this journey.
If only the car hadn't broken down.
If only we were amongst friends
or sane persons.
Oh, Brad.
What have they done with him?
Brad, how could you?
But you're hurt.
Did they do this to you?
Here. I'll dress your wounds.
Baby, there. Oh.
"Emotion: agitation or disturbance
of mind...
. . .vehement or excited mental state. "
It is also a powerful
and irrational master.
And from what Magenta and Columbia
eagerly viewed on their TV monitor. . .
... there seemed little doubt
that Janet was indeed...
...its slave.
Tell us about it, Janet.
I was feeling done in
Couldn 't win
I'd only ever kissed before
You mean she--?
I thought there's no use getting
Into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble
And seat wetting
Now all I want to know
Is how to go
I've tasted blood and I want more
More, more, more.
I'll put up no resistance
I want to stay the distance
I've got an itch to scratch
I need assistance
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night
Then if anything grows
While you pose
I'll oil you up and rub you down
Down, down, down.
And that's just one small fraction
Of the main attraction
You need a friendly hand
Oh, and I need action
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night
Creature of the night.
Creature of the night?
Creature of the night.
Creature of the night.
Creature of the night.
Creature of the night
Creature of the night.
Creature of the night
Mercy!
How did it happen?
I understood you were to be watching.
I was only away for a minute, master.
Well, see if you can find him
on the monitor.
Master.
Master, we have a visitor.
Hey, Scotty!
Dr. Everett Scott.
You know this earthling--
--this person?
I most certainly do. He happens
to be an old friend of mine.
I see.
So this wasn't
simply a chance meeting.
You came here with a purpose.
I told you, my car broke down.
I was telling the truth.
I know what you told me, Brad.
But this Dr. Everett Scott,
his name is not unknown to me.
He was a science teacher
at Denton High.
And now he works for your government.
He's attached
to the Bureau of lnvestigation. . .
. . .of that which you call UFOs!
lsn't that right, Brad?
He might be. I don't know.
The intruder is entering
the building, master.
He'll probably be in the Zen Room.
Shall we inquire of him in person?
Great Scott!
Frank N. Furter.
We meet at last.
Dr. Scott!
Brad! What are you doing here?
Don't play games, Dr. Scott.
You know perfectly well
what Brad Majors is doing here.
It was part of your plan, was it not?
That he and his female
should check the layout for you?
Well, unfortunately for you all,
the plans are to be changed.
I hope you're adaptable, Dr. Scott.
I know Brad is.
I assure you, Brad's presence
comes as a complete surprise to me.
I came here to find Eddie.
-Eddie? I've seen him. He's--
-Eddie?
What do you know of Eddie?
I know a great deal
about a lot of things.
You see, Eddie happens to be
my nephew.
Dr. Scott.
-Janet!
-Dr. Scott!
-Janet!
-Brad!
Rocky!
-Janet!
-Dr. Scott!
-Janet!
-Brad!
Rocky!
Listen! I made you. . .
. . .and I can break you just as easily.
Master, dinner is prepared!
Excellent.
Under the circumstances,
formal dress is to be optional.
Food has always played a vital role
in life's rituals:
The breaking of bread,
the last meal of the condemned man. . .
. . .and now this meal.
However informal it might appear...
... you can be sure there was to be
very little bonhomie.
A toast.
To absent friends.
To absent friends.
And Rocky.
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, dear Rocky
-Happy birthday--
-Shall we?
We came here to discuss Eddie.
Eddie!
It's a rather tender subject.
Another slice, anyone?
Excuse me.
I knew he was in with a bad crowd,
but it was worse than I imagined.
Aliens!
Dr. Scott!
Go on, Dr. Scott.
Or should I say Dr. Von Scott?
Just what exactly are you implying?
It's all right!
That's all right, Brad.
From the day he was born
He was trouble
He was the thorn
In his mother's side
She tried in vain
But he never caused her
Nothing but shame
He left home...
... the day she died
From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was rock 'n ' roll porn
Und a motorbike
Shooting up junk
He was a low-down, cheap little punk
Taking everyone for a ride
When Eddie said
He didn 't like his teddy
You knew he was a no-good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switchblade knife
-What a guy
-Makes you cry
Und I did
Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said, hey, listen to me
Stay sane inside insanity
But he locked the door
And threw away the key
But he must've been drawn
Into something
Making him warn me
In a note which reads:
What's it say? What's it say?
"I'm out of my head
Oh, hurry, or I may be dead
They mustn 't carry out
Their evil deeds"
When Eddie said
He didn 't like his teddy
You knew he was a no-good kid
When he threatened your life
With a switchblade knife
-What a guy
-Makes you cry
Und I did
When Eddie said
He didn 't like his teddy
You knew he was a no-good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switchblade knife
-What a guy
-Woe, woe, woe
-Makes you cry
-Hey, hey, hey
Und I did
Hey
Oh.
Oh, Rocky!
How could you?!
This way! This way!
Shut up!
I'll tell you once
I won 't tell you twice
You'd better wise up
Janet Weiss
Your apple pie
Don 't taste too nice
You'd better wise up
Janet Weiss
I've laid the seed
It should be all you need
You're as sensual as a pencil
Wound up like an E or first string
When we made it
Did ya hear a bell ring?
You got a block
Well, take my advice
You'd better wise up
Janet Weiss
The transducer
Will seduce ya
My feet! I can't move my feet!
My wheels!
My God, I can't move my wheels.
It's as if we were glued to the spot.
You are.
So quake with fear, you tiny fools.
We're trapped.
It's something you'll get used to
A mental mind fuck can be nice
No!
You won't find Earth people
the easy mark you imagine.
This sonic transducer. . .
. . .it is some kind of audio-vibratory,
physiomolecular transport device?
-You mean. . .?
-Yes, Brad.
It's something we ourselves
have been working on for a while.
But it seems our friend here has found
a means of perfecting it.
A device capable
of breaking down solid matter. . .
. . .and then projecting it
through space, and who knows. . .
. . .perhaps even time itself!
He's gonna send us to another planet?
Planet schmanet, Janet.
You'd better wise up
Janet Weiss
You'd better wise up
Build your thighs up
You'd better wise up
And then she cried out:
Stop!
Don 't get hot and flustered
Use a bit of mustard
You're a hot dog
But you'd better not...
... try to hurt her
Frank Furter
You're a hot dog
But you'd better not...
... try to hurt her
Frank Furter
You're a hot dog
My God! I can't stand
any more of this.
First, you spurn me for Eddie, then you
toss him like an old coat for Rocky.
You chew people up
and then you spit them out again.
I loved you.
Do you hear me? I loved you.
And what did it get me?
I'll tell you, a big nothing.
You're like a sponge. You drain
others of their love and emotion.
Well, I've had enough!
Choose between me and Rocky, so named
because of the rocks in his head.
It's not easy, having a good time.
Even smiling makes my face ache.
And my children turn on me.
Rocky's behaving just the way
that Eddie did.
Maybe I made a mistake. . .
. . .splitting his brain
between the two of them.
I grow weary of this world!
When shall we return to Transylvania?!
Magenta. . .
. . .I am indeed grateful to both you
and your brother, Riff Raff.
You have both served me well.
Loyalty such as yours
shall not go unrewarded.
You'll discover that when the mood
takes me, I can be quite generous.
I ask for nothing, master.
And you shall receive it in abundance!
Come. We are ready
for the floorshow.
And so, by some extraordinary
coincidence...
. . .fate, it seemed, had decided
that Brad and Janet. . .
. . .should keep that appointment
with their friend Dr. Everett Scott.
But it was to be in a situation. . .
. . .which none of them could have
possibly foreseen.
And just a few hours
after announcing their engagement. . .
. . .Brad and Janet had both tasted. . .
. . .forbidden fruit.
This in itself was proof. . .
. . .that their host
was a man of little morals. . .
. . .and some persuasion.
What further indignities
were they to be subjected to?
And what of the floorshow
that had been spoken of?
In an empty house. . .
. . .in the middle of the night?
What diabolical plan. . .
. . .had seized
Frank's crazed imagination?
What indeed?
From what had gone before,
it was clear. . .
. . .that this was to be no picnic.
It was great when it all began
I was a regular Frankie fan
But it was over when he had the plan
To start working on a muscleman
Now the only thing that gives me hope
Is my love of a certain dope
Rose tints my world
Keeps me safe
From my trouble and pain
I'm just seven hours old
Truly beautiful to behold
And somebody should be told
My libido hasn 't been controlled
Now the only thing I've come to trust
Is an orgasmic rush of lust
Rose tints my world
And keeps me safe
From my trouble and pain
It's beyond me
Help me, Mommy
I'll be good, you'll see
Take this dream away
What's this
Let's see
I feel sexy
What's come over me
Here it comes again
I feel released
Bad times deceased
My confidence has increased
Reality is here
The game has been disbanded
My mind has been expanded
It's a gas that Frankie's landed
His lust is so sincere
Whatever happened...
... to Fay Wray
That delicate...
...satin-draped frame
As it clung to her thigh
How I started to cry
'Cause I wanted to be dressed
Just the same
Give yourself over
To absolute pleasure
Swim the warm waters
Of sins of the flesh
Erotic nightmares
Beyond any measure
And sensual daydreams
To treasure forever
Can 't you just see it
Don 't dream it
Be it
Don 't dream it
Be it
Don 't dream it
Be it
Don 't dream it
Be it
We've got to get. . .
. . .out of this trap. . .
. . .before this decadence. . .
. . .saps our wills.
I've got to be strong. . .
. . .und try to hang on.
Or else my mind. . .
. . .may well snap.
Und my life will be lived. . .
...for the thrill
It's beyond me
Help me, Mommy
God bless...
...Lily St. Cyr
My, my, my, my
My, my, my, my
I'm a wild and untamed thing
I'm a bee with a deadly sting
Get a hit and your mind goes "ping"
Your heart'll thump
And your blood will sing
Let the party and the sounds rock on
We're gonna shake it
Till the life has gone
Rose tints my world
Keep me safe from my trouble and pain
We're a wild and an untamed thing
We're a bee with a deadly sting
Get a hit and your mind goes "ping"
Your heart'll thump
And your blood will sing
So let the party
And the sounds rock on
We're gonna shake it
Till the life has gone
Rose tints my world
Keep me safe from my trouble and pain
We're a wild and an untamed thing
We're a bee with a deadly sting
Get a hit and your mind goes "ping"
Your heart'll thump
And your blood will sing
So let the party
And the sounds rock on
We're gonna shake it
Till the life has gone
Rose tints my world
Keep me safe from my trouble and pain
Frank N. Furter
It's all over
Your mission is a failure
Your lifestyle's too extreme
I'm your new commander
You now are my prisoner
We return to Transylvania
Prepare the transit beam
Wait!
I can explain.
On the day I went away
Goodbye
Was all I had to say
Now I
I want to come again and stay
Oh, my, my
Smile and that will mean I may
'Cause I've seen
Blue skies through the tears
In my eyes
And I realize
I'm going home
I'm going home
Everywhere it's been the same
Feeling
Like I'm outside in the rain
Wheeling
Free to try and find a game
Dealing
Cards for sorrow
Cards for pain
'Cause I've seen
Blue skies
Through the tears
In my eyes
And I realize
That I'm going home
I'm going home
I'm going home
I'm going home
How sentimental.
And also presumptuous of you.
You see, when I said "we" . . .
. . .were to return to Transylvania. . .
. . .I referred only
to Magenta and myself.
I'm sorry, however, if you found
my words misleading. . .
. . .but you see. . .
. . .you are to remain here.
In spirit anyway.
Good heavens, that's a laser.
Yes, Dr. Scott.
A laser capable of emitting
a beam of pure anti-matter.
You're going to kill him?
-What's his crime?
-You saw what became of Eddie.
Society must be protected.
Exactly, Dr. Scott.
Now, Frank N. Furter,
your time has come
Say goodbye to all of this. . .
. . .and hello to oblivion.
No.
No.
No!
Good God!
You killed them.
But I thought you liked them.
They liked you.
They didn't like me!
They never liked me!
You did right.
A decision had to be made.
You're okay by me.
Dr. Scott. . .
. . .I'm sorry about your nephew.
Eddie?
Yes, well,
perhaps it was for the best.
You should leave now, Dr. Scott,
while it is still possible.
We are about
to beam the entire house. . .
. . .back to the planet of Transsexual. . .
. . .in the galaxy of Transylvania.
Go.
Now.
Our noble mission
is almost completed. . .
. . .my most beautiful sister.
And soon we shall return
to the moon-drenched shores. . .
. . .of our beloved planet.
Sweet Transsexual.
Land of night.
To sing and dance once more
to your dark refrain.
To take that. . .
. . .step to the right.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
And our world. . .
. . .will do the time warp again!
And crawling
On the planet's face
Some insects
Called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space
And meaning
Meaning
Science fiction
Double feature
Frank has built...
...and lost his creature
Darkness has conquered
Brad and Janet
The servants gone
To a distant planet
At the late-night
Double feature
Picture show
I want to go
To the late-night
Double feature
Picture show