The Last Porn Movie (2006) Movie Script
"Suck my glorious cock!"
"Suck my glorious cock!"
It's not a proper title for a movie!
"Human Relations."
The story relies on human relations...
One whore goes with three young men...
They enter a hotel...
The youngest in company is virgin...
She deflowers him but
they don't give her a cent...
The whore decides to take
revenge and pulls a gun...
She stares at the tall one in the group
and tells him the first thing
that comes to her mind:
"suck your friend!"
The third one sucks his friend...
The third one is sacrificed...
He wants to save them...
His act is symbolic.
He's a man capable of sacrificing himself
for the good of his mates.
Human relations...
They wouldn't ever imagine
that one day they would
suck one another...
Notwithstanding,
he gives him a blow job
in order to save them...
Do you know what it means?
He's got the instinct of self preservation.
There comes the false step...
They save their necks...
Would you sacrifice yourself?
If I was to save my skin...
It doesn't shock me.
The industry is going through a crisis.
You just can't show them any film.
Even amateurs make videos
and get them onto the market.
There must be a story!
We got better chances
on the market...
Many people are going to like it.
Life is so hard!
Let's drink!
A sign of good luck!
Share the glasses!
Here's to us!
Any other backers?
These are the secrets
of the producer.
Don't try to steal my secrets!
There may be guys involved
in money laundering.
Or reputable citizens.
In debt!
And who's not in debt?
Only the poor!
The higher the profits,
the higher the stakes!
Always in debt.
We have to go.
The time has passed.
Just a bit more.
We are late.
I have a headache.
Make less noise.
Go back to your room.
Make less noise.
Those kids!
You always treat them like that...
Does she suit the leading role?
Humour!
Shall we leave?
Success is certain.
I've told not to leave your room
when we are in company.
I don't know.
There are rules!
Tidy up your clothes!
We live in filth...
Your father is under a lot of stress.
Our finances aren't doing well.
Will the porn movie be of any help?
How do you waste
your time all day long?
You sit on a bed
Do some work at least!
What do you suggest?
You haven't cleaned up your room!
Tell me, where all the day is gone?
It got dark at last.
Why did you give those looks
to my daughter?
I thought it would
come out differently.
Say, how?
She's been changed.
She's pretty.
She'll have a secure success.
What?
In the movie!
Are you trying to fool me?
There's something she ought to do...
She's a burden on you.
I'm thinking it over
though for her own good.
She's the best you can use.
Don't talk like that!
She's fresh!
If you hire...
Who?
My husband...
I need a backer.
He's the only one I have...
He knows nothing about these things.
I don't want you to talk like that!
You can serve as a model for her.
In other fields!
You may go!
You shouldn't vie with her.
She's my daughter!
There's nothing can make
you feel jealous of her!
She'll find you here.
She's already late.
Give me only this chance!
This movie will do
all us a good turn.
You've thrown so much money away!
I'm asking for a single chance!
You're not eating, eh?
I took him for me.
Thank you for thinking of me.
60,000 euro.
No bank gives such a loan
to a penniless man.
How long will it take?
Two weeks, at the outside.
With all that money,
I'll take a high commission.
What?
How much could it cost?
A 50% is mine.
Are you going to put it all
in the porn movie?
It offers me a prospect.
60,000 euro in a bank
is just money to be spent.
If I invest it,
I'm getting into the industry.
A new start.
I need it.
I'll take a...
Do as you like.
The guy was a porn-star.
And none in this district
gives a damn.
I'm more vulnerable myself.
Where is he?
We'll call them on the phone.
The weather is weird.
It's getting cold.
We'll make a lot of money.
I will amass it.
I will amass it.
Who is it?
It's me.
I'm in the bathroom.
Welcome!
Antony?
A double!
Our new backer called on the phone.
I'm bored.
Until he gives us the money.
You read my mind!
I'm thinking about installing
tire chains on the car.
The weather is breaking up.
You never know.
Let's sleep here.
What's the latest news on weather?
Unusual temperatures for the season.
I'm going to put on the gray suit.
The last time I put it on
I made a deal.
Maybe the kid...
She needs company from time to time.
She rarely goes out.
How long is she going
to keep on doing this?
How should I know?
There must be something she wants.
She's not asking for anything.
Someday she's going to leave.
It's simple like that...
To the porn movie!
To the profits!
60,000 euro
it's a lot of money!
It can be of help.
Yes.
I'm talking about profit!
If it was easy...
everybody would be rich.
Nobody gives money away.
Money has no value by itself.
Unless it is invested...
it does not exist.
We're going to work together.
Like a family!
The whore goes with
the three young men.
Who cares about a whore
who gets laid?
Let him speak his mind.
It will be the greatest porn movie!
Everybody will wait for our next.
And the next after the next...
I'm sorry.
It's your daughter.
I'm going for a walk.
Why did you get dressed like this?
It's freezing outside.
I'm leaving.
Take care!
Let's meet in the evening.
Success is certain.
Are you leaving?
Let's go.
- Where are you?
- I'm in.
What are you doing?
I found them under the towel.
Are they yours?
Yes.
They must have been dropped.
That's perfect!
The kid.
I don't know.
What are you going to do?
We need money!
Such disgust...
Perhaps it's due to cold weather.
You'll remain handsome.
Wake up!
Your father is working...
and you're sleeping!
I'm hungry!
Put something on!
You've grown old.
I'm hungry.
Get dressed!
And be quick in the bathroom!
I need get in.
Tonia?
Yes.
It's me.
My father isn't here.
I wanted to talk to you.
Speak!
I thought that you've grown old.
So what?
Your father...
He'll go back to porn.
I know it.
He needs a success!
He has no other option.
You got to help him.
And what are you doing about it?
I'm going to get the money.
Isn't it enough?
Hey, kid?
Yes.
Everything is already fixed.
Nobody's free.
Were you saying something?
I wasn't.
He and the other woman screw.
I know it.
The movie must be done.
Lend him a hand.
You do that.
You're eating your head off.
Yes.
It's me.
Tonia?
Have you made up your mind?
- Gather them.
- When?
Tomorrow evening.
At my home.
We've overdone it.
We got a reason.
The loan!
I'm going inside.
I'm thinking of giving the money
on the promise that your
daughter plays the role.
Am I not enough?
How long have you been going
to bed with my husband?
I've been always.
I was drinking chlorine water
to stop aching.
Then I got used to it.
That's all for today.
The surprise?
"Suck my glorious cock!"
It's not a proper title for a movie!
"Human Relations."
The story relies on human relations...
One whore goes with three young men...
They enter a hotel...
The youngest in company is virgin...
She deflowers him but
they don't give her a cent...
The whore decides to take
revenge and pulls a gun...
She stares at the tall one in the group
and tells him the first thing
that comes to her mind:
"suck your friend!"
The third one sucks his friend...
The third one is sacrificed...
He wants to save them...
His act is symbolic.
He's a man capable of sacrificing himself
for the good of his mates.
Human relations...
They wouldn't ever imagine
that one day they would
suck one another...
Notwithstanding,
he gives him a blow job
in order to save them...
Do you know what it means?
He's got the instinct of self preservation.
There comes the false step...
They save their necks...
Would you sacrifice yourself?
If I was to save my skin...
It doesn't shock me.
The industry is going through a crisis.
You just can't show them any film.
Even amateurs make videos
and get them onto the market.
There must be a story!
We got better chances
on the market...
Many people are going to like it.
Life is so hard!
Let's drink!
A sign of good luck!
Share the glasses!
Here's to us!
Any other backers?
These are the secrets
of the producer.
Don't try to steal my secrets!
There may be guys involved
in money laundering.
Or reputable citizens.
In debt!
And who's not in debt?
Only the poor!
The higher the profits,
the higher the stakes!
Always in debt.
We have to go.
The time has passed.
Just a bit more.
We are late.
I have a headache.
Make less noise.
Go back to your room.
Make less noise.
Those kids!
You always treat them like that...
Does she suit the leading role?
Humour!
Shall we leave?
Success is certain.
I've told not to leave your room
when we are in company.
I don't know.
There are rules!
Tidy up your clothes!
We live in filth...
Your father is under a lot of stress.
Our finances aren't doing well.
Will the porn movie be of any help?
How do you waste
your time all day long?
You sit on a bed
Do some work at least!
What do you suggest?
You haven't cleaned up your room!
Tell me, where all the day is gone?
It got dark at last.
Why did you give those looks
to my daughter?
I thought it would
come out differently.
Say, how?
She's been changed.
She's pretty.
She'll have a secure success.
What?
In the movie!
Are you trying to fool me?
There's something she ought to do...
She's a burden on you.
I'm thinking it over
though for her own good.
She's the best you can use.
Don't talk like that!
She's fresh!
If you hire...
Who?
My husband...
I need a backer.
He's the only one I have...
He knows nothing about these things.
I don't want you to talk like that!
You can serve as a model for her.
In other fields!
You may go!
You shouldn't vie with her.
She's my daughter!
There's nothing can make
you feel jealous of her!
She'll find you here.
She's already late.
Give me only this chance!
This movie will do
all us a good turn.
You've thrown so much money away!
I'm asking for a single chance!
You're not eating, eh?
I took him for me.
Thank you for thinking of me.
60,000 euro.
No bank gives such a loan
to a penniless man.
How long will it take?
Two weeks, at the outside.
With all that money,
I'll take a high commission.
What?
How much could it cost?
A 50% is mine.
Are you going to put it all
in the porn movie?
It offers me a prospect.
60,000 euro in a bank
is just money to be spent.
If I invest it,
I'm getting into the industry.
A new start.
I need it.
I'll take a...
Do as you like.
The guy was a porn-star.
And none in this district
gives a damn.
I'm more vulnerable myself.
Where is he?
We'll call them on the phone.
The weather is weird.
It's getting cold.
We'll make a lot of money.
I will amass it.
I will amass it.
Who is it?
It's me.
I'm in the bathroom.
Welcome!
Antony?
A double!
Our new backer called on the phone.
I'm bored.
Until he gives us the money.
You read my mind!
I'm thinking about installing
tire chains on the car.
The weather is breaking up.
You never know.
Let's sleep here.
What's the latest news on weather?
Unusual temperatures for the season.
I'm going to put on the gray suit.
The last time I put it on
I made a deal.
Maybe the kid...
She needs company from time to time.
She rarely goes out.
How long is she going
to keep on doing this?
How should I know?
There must be something she wants.
She's not asking for anything.
Someday she's going to leave.
It's simple like that...
To the porn movie!
To the profits!
60,000 euro
it's a lot of money!
It can be of help.
Yes.
I'm talking about profit!
If it was easy...
everybody would be rich.
Nobody gives money away.
Money has no value by itself.
Unless it is invested...
it does not exist.
We're going to work together.
Like a family!
The whore goes with
the three young men.
Who cares about a whore
who gets laid?
Let him speak his mind.
It will be the greatest porn movie!
Everybody will wait for our next.
And the next after the next...
I'm sorry.
It's your daughter.
I'm going for a walk.
Why did you get dressed like this?
It's freezing outside.
I'm leaving.
Take care!
Let's meet in the evening.
Success is certain.
Are you leaving?
Let's go.
- Where are you?
- I'm in.
What are you doing?
I found them under the towel.
Are they yours?
Yes.
They must have been dropped.
That's perfect!
The kid.
I don't know.
What are you going to do?
We need money!
Such disgust...
Perhaps it's due to cold weather.
You'll remain handsome.
Wake up!
Your father is working...
and you're sleeping!
I'm hungry!
Put something on!
You've grown old.
I'm hungry.
Get dressed!
And be quick in the bathroom!
I need get in.
Tonia?
Yes.
It's me.
My father isn't here.
I wanted to talk to you.
Speak!
I thought that you've grown old.
So what?
Your father...
He'll go back to porn.
I know it.
He needs a success!
He has no other option.
You got to help him.
And what are you doing about it?
I'm going to get the money.
Isn't it enough?
Hey, kid?
Yes.
Everything is already fixed.
Nobody's free.
Were you saying something?
I wasn't.
He and the other woman screw.
I know it.
The movie must be done.
Lend him a hand.
You do that.
You're eating your head off.
Yes.
It's me.
Tonia?
Have you made up your mind?
- Gather them.
- When?
Tomorrow evening.
At my home.
We've overdone it.
We got a reason.
The loan!
I'm going inside.
I'm thinking of giving the money
on the promise that your
daughter plays the role.
Am I not enough?
How long have you been going
to bed with my husband?
I've been always.
I was drinking chlorine water
to stop aching.
Then I got used to it.
That's all for today.
The surprise?