90210 Episode Scripts

N/A - A Thousand Words

Previously on 90210: Your billboard on Hollywood Boulevard is literally stopping traffic.
They're willing to sign you to a very lucrative contract.
What if all of the distance between us suddenly vanished? That'll be great.
The person I'm having dinner with just got here.
I gotta go.
What do you think, I've been waiting my whole life for Miss Naomi Clark to stand up to my dad? Austin, I was just trying to help! Then you should have stayed the hell out of it.
What is she doing here? Did she bring drugs into our hotel room? Annie, those are my drugs.
I don't want you to worry, okay? There are a lot of great facilities in L.
I just want you to see what it's like to stand across the aisle from another guy, you know? So just think of it as, um, a no-stakes dress rehearsal.
I'm standing in a wedding chapel in Las Vegas, getting married to a dude.
Silver, hurry up! I'm not gonna hold the jet for you.
I'm coming.
Give me two seconds.
Okay, so I've done a ton of research, and I found this awesome rehab facility.
It is one of the best in the country, and even better, it's in Santa Barbara, so you won't have to be that t far away.
$40,000? Annie, we can't afford that.
Dixon, we have to get you better, okay? So what are we gonna do? Throw me a benefit like we did Raj? Only instead of cancer, I'm a dropout loser with a drug problem.
I can't wait to tell my friends.
Look, the only other person who knows is Adrianna, and I spoke to her.
She's not gonna say anything.
So we just need to come up with $10,000 for the deposit, and we can tell everyone that you were on tour with some music person.
I don't know.
I mean, I guess I could sell some of my recording equipment.
But even still, I can't come up with that kind of cash.
You just concentrate on getting better, okay? I will take care of the money.
Okay, so where are you getting $10,000? I said I'll take care of it.
I gotta go get ready for a lunch date.
Mmm! Dude, this coffee is so much better than that hospital coffee.
Don't get me wrong.
Very glad I was there with you during the last week of treatment But the clinic is a little oppressive.
If I never have to be in a hospital again, that would be so awesome.
Well, the doctor's giving me a couple days until I get my blood results back, so until then, let's kick back and not think about cancer for a while.
I'll drink to that.
Um, Raj, you know Nick, my photography teacher.
How's it going? Good, good.
I haven't seen you around lately.
Everything okay? Yeah.
No, everything's fine.
I just, Raj was getting cancer treatment, so I thought it was a little more important to be with him than photography class.
No offense.
Yeah, of course.
Um, I-I hope everything turns out okay.
Thank you.
Since I have you here, I just wanted to mention the C.
It's a showcase for the university's best photography students.
First prize is a photo safari in New Guinea with a working photojournalist.
I think you have a great shot.
Ivy, that sounds pretty awesome.
Yeah, that does sound awesome.
Um, it's just Raj and I, we just got back into town, so I don't think we're gonna make any plans anytime soon, you know? Yeah, um, all right.
Let me know if you change your mind.
Seriously, man, good luck.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I like that guy.
Yeah, no, he's not horrible.
Oh, my God.
Can I just tell you how nice it is not to have anything on my schedule for a change? Naomi, hi.
Yeah, take a seat.
I'm guessing Austin hasn't called you yet.
Well, I hadn't even noticed.
But sooner or later he's gonna realize that what I did for him in Vegas was for his own good.
Really? Well, it sounds like you just put your nose in his business and made everything worse with his dad.
Okay, it's the thought that counts, Raj.
And if he's too immature to see that, then, well, he clearly sucks.
Besides, I have plenty of friends.
What do you guys want to do today? Oh, babe, sorry.
We got plans already.
Yeah, and since we don't know how much longer I'm gonna be on this planet, we kinda wanted to spend this weekend, you know, alone.
Well, that seems a bit selfish, don't you think? Yep.
Okay, fine.
You guys enjoy each other's company.
We are selfish.
There's my rock star! I'm a little busy right now, Winter.
Liam, this is my boss, Sheila.
She's a partner at the agency.
Your watch ads were so successful that she's decided to take over Liam, it's so good to meet you.
What Winter is trying to say is it's time to take your career to the next level.
I have no idea what that means.
It means we have to pick out your next ad campaign! Now, you could sell shampoo or this really amazing antiperspirant.
Look, Sheila, the only reason I'm still modeling is so I can afford to do the things that I've never been able to do before.
I just want to enjoy life for a change.
And you can! Especially if you're the cover model for Conquest of Desire.
Middle-aged women everywhere will be screaming your name.
Um, no.
Oh, I told you, Liam is very particular.
Which is why I saved the best for last: Titus Cologne.
This product transforms the everyday man into the rugged adventurer, which means you'll have to look good rock climbing or driving a race car or Wait.
Driving a race car? Yes.
It's a two-year contract.
It would be really good for your career.
Let me see.
Sign me up.
I'll send over the paperwork.
Oh, and please tell me you're wearing sunscreen.
We don't want wrinkles on that million-dollar face of yours.
It was mostly work, you know, but Vegas has a lot of great restaurants.
I really missed you, though.
I really missed you, too.
Hey, what's the matter? You seem like you're distracted.
No, I'm fine.
Uh, actually, I've been having a lot of financial problems lately.
And I really, really hate to ask you this, but Would $5,000 help? Actually, ten would be better.
Well, I'm glad money's not an issue with us anymore.
I hope you know I'm doing this because I care about you.
You're very special to me, Annie.
Ugh! I can't.
I'm "special" to you? I saw you cheating in Vegas with another woman, okay?! And you can't tell me that she was your sister or your business partner, because I could see exactly what was going on! Wow.
That's it? No "Please forgive me, Annie, I'll never do it again"? Yes, I was with another woman in Vegas.
And when I'm in L.
, I'm with you.
I travel a lot, I hate to be alone, so I hired an escort service, which if you recall, is how we met.
I thought you understood the arrangement.
Oh, my God.
Hey, details aside, I never lied to you.
You are very special to me, but our relationship is what it is.
I hope we can keep seeing each other, but I'd understand if this doesn't work for you.
I I have to go.
To tomorrow and the election being over! Here, here! Cheers.
Mmm, 14 videos in 40 days.
I'm exhausted! Be glad you didn't have to stand onstage for six weeks, shaking hands and kissing babies.
I just hope all our hard work pays off.
And that Marissa beats your uncle and restores sanity and gay rights to Washington.
Come on.
The campaign is over.
Stop the rhetoric.
We need to figure out what we're doing with the rest of our lives.
Mmm, no more politics for me.
I am out.
I could use a vacation.
Maybe we could pick back up where we left off in Barcelona.
I don't have to go anywhere.
For the first time in a long time everything feels like it's supposed to.
You know, I have my family, I have my friends.
And I have you.
I will drink to that.
Uh, Silver? tabloids.
In this late-breaking story, a video has been leaked by an anonymous source in which congressional candidate Charles Sanderson's nephew, Teddy Montgomery, can be seen participating in a gay wedding.
So, yeah, I'm standing in a Vegas wedding chapel getting married to a dude by another dude dressed as Elvis.
But I wouldn't have it any other way.
Early polling indicates there has been a backlash from candidate Sanderson's conservative base.
Good news for Marissa Harris-Young who now appears poised to win tomorrow's special election.
Oh, my God.
+ It doesn't make sense.
No one else had access to that video.
I wonder where they got it.
Wait a minute.
You think I had something to do with that? Well, I know Silver didn't.
Hey All you've talked about for the last month is how badly you wanted to get your "gay rights" message out.
Teddy, there has got to be another explanation.
Yeah? Like what? You've never accepted the fact that your cause wasn't my cause.
Well, congratulations.
You got the idiot nephew to torpedo his uncle's campaign.
I was stupid to ever trust you.
Teddy? Teddy! Annie! You're not bogged down with a boyfriend.
Take a study break and come hang out with me.
I want to spend some cash.
Actually, a lot of cash.
Uh, I'm not studying.
I'm busy.
Doing what? Selling everything that Patrick has ever given me.
Oh, well, that's a good idea.
Purge yourself of the bad memories of having a rich boyfriend, and we'll take all the money you have and go to Baja this weekend.
I'm sorry.
I have something else I need to spend the money on.
Okay, fine.
Don't worry about me.
I will just go hang out by myself.
Do not sell my purse.
Alana! There you are.
Hey, where are the rest of the Zetas? I was thinking maybe we could all chill, you know, braid each other's hair.
Um they're all out having lives? Okay It's not possible that everyone has something to do except me! Oh, wait.
Oh, you're sad and lonely.
Maybe we should hang out.
Uh, we don't really have anything in common.
And I'm not looking for another makeover.
This is a terrible book.
Look, I don't care that we're from different backgrounds or different social circles or whatever it is.
We can still hang out.
I'll even let you choose what we do for fun.
Really? Yes, really.
We'll have the time of our lives.
It'll be amazing! Come on, what do you say? Yes.
Yay! What do you want to do tonight? Want to go to the skate park maybe or, I don't know, catch a flick or something? How about we enter you in that photo show Nick was talking about? Okay, Raj, I started, like, a month ago, and I don't even go to class anymore.
Plus, if it was something I was really passionate about, clearly I wouldn't have just stopped doing it.
Like surfing? Ivy, when I was getting treatment, I started feeling something that I hadn't felt in a really long time.
Ivy, I was at UCLA for pre-med.
I even took my MCATs and everything.
Whoa, you wanted to go to medical school? I didn't know that.
We never talked about our future because we didn't think we had one.
So maybe it's time that we start acting like we do.
So, Ivy Sullivan, what do you want to do with your life? Hey, you know that designer purse that you borrowed, the one Patrick gave me? I need it back.
Is everything okay? Not really.
It's here.
That means I've had it the entire time.
But how did they get the footage? Maybe I could help if I had any clue what you're talking about.
Someone leaked the video that I shot of Teddy's wedding to the press, which is impossible because no one else had access to it except for me.
Oh, my God.
Wait a minute.
No, no, no, no, no.
Marissa Teddy, I know standing up here is Oh, my God! I sent it to the campaign office! This is all my fault.
Someone there must have leaked it.
I-I got to find out who did.
I guess I'll just get that purse back later.
Um, hey.
Can I speak to you for a second? Yeah, sure.
Uh, I'll be one minute.
What's going on? Um, okay, look, I'm just gonna come out and say it.
Uh Okay.
Are we a couple? Or did you just have sex with me in Vegas just to keep me away from drugs? Look, I just need to know if you have any feelings towards me whatsoever, 'cause I definitely have feelings for you.
Of course I have feelings for you.
Really? Mm-hmm.
Well, um, cool.
Whew! Th-That's awesome.
Um, you know, 'cause I know Annie talked to you about keeping the, keeping the whole drug thing a secret, but we don't have to keep us a secret, right? Maybe you should talk to Annie about that.
Uh, what do you mean? I like you, and I was going to call you when you got back from Vegas, but Annie asked me to stay away.
And why would she do that? Because she's your sister.
She's just being protective.
Yeah, well, sister or not, she doesn't get to control my life.
Stay with that.
Okay, good.
Now, climb inside.
Yeah? Absolutely.
There it is.
Look out here.
Okay, that's a wrap for the wonderful Liam.
That's it? Who's this guy? Sheila! They're not letting me drive the car.
Well, of course they're not.
What do you mean, "Of course not"? The whole reason I took the job was so I could drive the race car.
Liam, no company in their right mind would let their star model drive a race car.
It's far too dangerous.
That's why there's a clause in your contract that forbids you from participating in any risky activity.
Wait, what? While you're under contract, you can't, um, rock climb, surf, ride a motorcycle or do anything that might damage that beautiful face of yours.
Not on camera or off, I'm afraid.
So basically what you're saying is I just signed my life away? Well, at least it pays well.
I got to take this.
+ Am I nuts here? I mean, fine, I don't get to drive a race car for their stupid commercial, but they get to control my personal life? Is that even legal? It's like when I was dating Joe Jonas.
You know, when you're famous, they want you to live this fake life and put on a show.
Dude, how awesome are the waves today? Felt like we were in Maui.
Beer me, bro.
You know what? To hell with this.
I'm going surfing.
What about the contract? What they don't know can't hurt them.
You told Ade to stay away from me? Uh, hello.
Just answer the question.
Okay, yes, I did.
I don't think she's the best influence.
Especially not right now You do not get to make that call.
You have no idea what's going on in my life right now.
Okay, that is not fair.
I am doing everything that I can to help you.
I'm practically killing myself so I can get this money so I can drive you up to rehab on Saturday.
I don't want you to drive me up on Saturday.
I want Ade to drive me.
What? Why would you say that? Because I'm sick of you trying to control my life, Annie! Look, who the hell are you to even tell Ade to stay away from me? She came to Vegas to save me.
Dixon, I am your sister.
I want to help you.
Ade's the most important person in my life right now.
Not you.
Oh, hey, surf's amazing out there today.
We love you, Liam! I'm totally tweeting this.
I wonder if I can make money from it.
No, silly.
It's the Periodic Table of Elements.
That's something you find around the house? Fine, I'll go again.
Oh, please stop.
If I have to endure this game for one more minute, I swear to God, I will bake a cake six stories high and jump off the top of it.
I thought you were having a good time.
Are you? I mean, isn't there a hobby you'd rather be doing, some unfulfilled dream? Reach for the stars.
Well There is this boy.
A boy? Boys are my specialty.
Come on.
His name is Stanley.
He's in my Organic Chemistry class, but I haven't had the courage to talk to him yet.
We are totally going to fix this.
Naomi, please.
I don't want you to interfere.
Listen, I am fine being alone.
Seriously, I'm strong that way.
You, on the other hand We're going to find Stanley and you are going to rock his world! Hey, Marissa.
Excuse me.
This is it.
The moment we've all been waiting for.
Tomorrow, we can start turning this country into a better place.
Um, hey, look, I have to ask you about that video that got leaked.
I've been going over it in my head, and it had to have come out of your office.
I don't know how to say this, but You're asking me if I leaked the tape.
I'm sorry, okay? I don't know what to think.
I did.
You leaked it? Oh, my God, I can't believe it.
Listen, that tape was invaluable.
It completely pushed us over the edge.
How could you do that? You had to have known that I sent that tape by accident.
I mean you betrayed me.
And you ruined my best friend's life.
Look, Silver, I love your passion, your energy and the fact that you're so idealistic.
But a part of growing up is realizing how this world really works.
I did what I had to do to win.
And now, I'm going to do a lot of good for a lot of people, including your friend.
He may be upset now, but he will get over it.
And I hope that you will, too.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, my friends.
Today is a beautiful day.
A day that we worked so hard to make happen.
So this is not just my victory, it's our victory.
So congratulations.
+ Ivy, this looks fantastic.
Aren't you glad you entered? Now everyone is going to see what an amazing photographer you are.
Well, maybe I'm not amazing, Raj, but it's pretty cool, isn't it? Yep.
And once you win first place, you and I both are gonna have something to celebrate.
Oh, yeah? What's that? This afternoon, I applied to Johns Hopkins.
What do you mean you applied to Johns Hopkins? Like, in-in Maryland? Yeah.
It has one of the premier cancer research facilities in the world.
I know that, Raj, and that's amazing for you.
I just Oh, God, I don't know.
That's just, like, really, really far away.
Yeah, well, so is New Guinea.
Yeah, but that's Look, if you win this trip, if I beat cancer, if I get in to medical school, we're gonna figure this out.
All right? Mm-hmm.
Let's go find this dreamboat, so you two can live happily ever after.
Oh, my God.
There he is.
That's Stanley? I mean, wow.
What a catch.
What are you waiting for? Go.
Seduce him.
Woo him.
Make him yours.
I don't know what to do.
Oh, my God.
You have a 6,000-point GPA and you don't know how to flirt with a boy? Okay, fine.
First, lead off with a little laugh.
Something that says, "I'm having a good time.
Don't you wish you were, too?" Okay, okay, okay.
Hey! Hey! Let's forget the laugh.
We'll skip right to the eye contact part.
Just a casual look-- a glance that says, "I'm interested, but not too interested.
" Honey, you're not trying to hypnotize him.
This is hopeless.
We should just go home.
No, it's Oh, no, it's working.
He's coming over here.
Hello, ladies.
I'm Naomi Clark.
This beautiful creature here is Alana Gordon.
Would you care to join us? Don't mind if I do.
Well this is cozy.
Um, you know what? You two get better acquainted.
I'm going to get us some drinks.
Alana, what are you doing? I'm not ready to be alone with him.
Okay, fine.
Um, I'll go butter him up.
You get us some drinks.
Make mine a double with a double chaser.
Nice job ditching the other chick.
I beg your pardon.
I saw the looks you were giving me.
Huh? No, no, no.
I wasn't flirting with you.
Alana was.
Actually, she's who you should be hitting on right now.
You know, brainy girls really aren't my type.
You, however you are just what the doctor ordered.
You've been following me all night.
You think you can give me a little space? A little more.
That's what you get for being in the public eye.
Fans won't leave you alone.
She's not a fan.
She's my agent's assistant.
And, evidently, my new babysitter.
Her job is to make sure I'm not having any fun! Ever.
Look at how happy we were.
Yeah, and free.
I'd give anything to have that back.
I can't even go into a coffee shop without someone taking a picture.
You want to ditch these people and get out of here? That'd be fantastic.
Let's go.
Teddy, there you are.
Can we talk for a second? Uh, look, I really got to get out of here.
We'll talk later.
I promise.
You have got to be freaking kidding me.
Have you not done enough damage in your own life? Now you want to turn my own brother against me? Annie, I had to tell Dixon what you said.
Okay? He has feelings for me, and he doesn't want to keep them a secret.
Yeah, well, he has feelings for me now, too.
He hates me, while I'm over here killing myself trying to pay for his rehab.
Dixon doesn't hate you.
He doesn't want me driving him to Santa Barbara; he wants you.
Because I'm not important in his life anymore.
That doesn't sound like Dixon.
Oh, my God.
He's still using.
No, no.
He stopped after Vegas.
He promised.
Dixon can't.
He's an addict.
And when you're addicted, you say things you don't mean, and you feel things that aren't real.
I mean, he said some things to me, too.
But that wasn't Dixon saying those things.
It was his addiction.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
Listen, Dixon loves you.
And he's just not himself right now.
And we have to be there for him-- both of us-- no matter how hard that is.
Hello, doll face.
Oh, my God.
Seriously? Stanley, I told you, I am not interested.
Here's something you should know about me-- when I see something I want, I take it.
And I want you.
Okay, you know what? I may appear to be the perfect woman, but I have my shortcomings.
I don't care, because you are so beautiful.
Yes, on the outside, obviously, I'm incredibly hot-- and frankly, out of your league-- but on the inside I'm a horrible girlfriend.
I am.
I'm I'm selfish.
I'm superficial.
I'm vain.
I shove my nose into everybody's business.
I will judge you, manipulate you, lie to you.
If you take away my hair and you take away my face, this is what you're left with, okay? Trust me, you don't want to be in a relationship with me.
You are H-O-T hot.
Oh, my God.
What do you say we get out of here before dork girl comes back? Alana.
+ This is exactly what I'm talking about.
I can see the life that I want.
It's just out of reach.
I don't know what's worse-- that or actually having the life you want and watching it getting ripped away.
I guess they both suck.
You know what? Screw it.
No one can tell us who to be.
Um Aren't you forgetting something? We don't have the keys.
I happen to know a thing or two about cars.
Hell, yes! When did life get so complicated? About five minutes into what was supposed to be the best year of our lives.
Welcome to college, bitches.
I miss you guys.
We live in your house.
But I guess we've all been pretty distracted with our own lives.
I've been so caught up with my own problems lately, I feel like I haven't been there for anyone who needs me at all.
Yeah, don't beat yourself up about that.
You can try to be there for someone and still screw it up royally.
All you can do is admit when you made a mistake.
Oh, my God.
This is the most pathetic pity party ever.
Seriously, somebody cue the sad music, break out the Chardonnay, and can we all just turn 30, why don't we? I'm going to go find Ivy's cute photography teacher Oh, you got to love her.
I mean, in Naomi's world, there is no problem that can't be solved by flirting.
If only it were that easy.
Uh oh, my auction finished.
That's it? Uh, my stuff was worth, like, ten times that.
- Hello, everybody.
- Thank you for coming.
It's time now to announce this year's winner of the grand prize and trip to New Guinea, as selected by our board of judges.
So, without further ado Ivy Sullivan.
Yeah! Congrats! Whoo! No! Whoo! Oh! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Are you kidding me? That was amazing.
Why have we not done that before? Oh, I don't know, man, but that is exactly what I needed! God, you get out on that racetrack, and everything just melts away.
Oh, man.
You totally need to buy a us race cars.
I totally should.
And you you just you need to just tell everyone to kiss your ass.
You know what? Why don't we hang out like this more often? Anytime you want to break into a racetrack, I'm your man.
Go! Go! Oh! Damn it! Go, go, go, go! Congratulations.
For everything.
No, you deserved it.
Look, uh I know your life is complicated right now and you don't know what your plans are going to be, but I should have mentioned this earlier-- the photographer you'd go to New Guinea with is me.
Oh! That's I mean, that's awesome.
Congrats again.
I've been thinking about what you said, and you're right.
I know exactly what this is.
And I'm okay with it.
+ Oh, my God.
Where have you been? I have been worried sick.
Have you been waiting up for me? No, of course not.
I Alana, I want to apologize.
I ruined things with you and Stanley, and I feel really bad.
Why are you smiling? I met a boy! What? After you showed me what a jerk Stanley was, it freed me up to meet Paul.
He's amazing! And I never would have met him if it hadn't been for you.
Wow! Well you're welcome.
That's wonderful! We-we have to celebrate.
Actually Paul's kind of waiting for me outside.
We're gonna try out this all-night breakfast place.
Uh do you want to come? No, no.
No, no, no, no.
That's no, of course not.
Get ready, go! Shoo, shoo! And wear that red dress that makes your boobs look good! Or whatever you want! Hey, Austin.
It's me.
I I've been thinking about what you said, and you're a complete ass.
But maybe you're right.
I should not have interfered with you and your father.
And I just want to tell you that I'm sorry.
Um yeah.
Come home.
Thanks for coming to get me.
I guess now I'm not just "the gay guy that got married in Vegas.
" I'm also "gay guy who got booked for breaking and entering.
" Yeah, uh I was happy you called.
Even if it was from jail.
Well, no one in my family will even speak to me.
In the last two days I've lost pretty much everything I care about.
You're the only person I have left.
Teddy, uh I gotta tell you something.
All right? Um It wasn't Shane who leaked the video.
It was me.
Wait what? I somehow sent the video to the campaign office by accident.
And I if I could take it back, I would.
I'm, I'm so, so sorry.
Just please, forgive me.
Please forgive me.
I don't know if I can.
At least not right now.
Hey, you're up.
Listen, I'm going to be travelling all week, but I will call you as soon as I am back in town.
You look beautiful.
Look, before you say anything, I don't like being told what to do, or how to live my life.
So if some job means that I have to stand by and watch everyone else have all the fun, then honestly, I'll just walk away.
Really? Well, can you write me a check for $200,000 on your way out? What? That's what your little stunt's going to cost.
You broke your leg and your contract, and now you're not going to be able to complete the campaign for Titus Cologne.
They're gonna have to reshoot the entire promotion, and my agency is going to have to front the bill.
So unless you've got 200 grand lying around someplace, I'm afraid you are not going anywhere.
I had no idea.
So this is what we're going to do.
Oh, come on.
Conquest of Desire? Once you work your way out of this mess, then we can discuss your future.
But until then, stop your whining about losing your freedom.
We all make sacrifices.
It's called growing up.
Um, that has got to be the fastest drive to Santa Barbara ever.
You couldn't hit a stop light, or get a flat tire or something? I hope you're planning on visiting me.
A lot.
You know, I'll keep my window open so you can sneak in at night.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Look, I'm-I'm just glad that we found each other.
'Cause honestly, you're the only thing keeping me together.
Dixon, I know this is scary for you.
But in order for rehab to work, you can't have any distractions.
Which means we have to put things on hold for a while.
No, um What are you talking about? One of the rules of rehab is "No new relationships.
" I thought you said this was real.
It's real for me.
We just don't know if it's real for you, yet.
But the most important thing right now is for you to get healthy.
Once you get out of rehab, we can talk about having a relationship.
If you still want one.
All right, then.
Hey, darlin'.
Whoo! Sorry I'm late.
I got caught up at the farmer's market, I had to find those amazing strawberries that we loved.
And you know what, Raj? I've been thinking about this whole New Guinea thing, and Raj, what's the matter? Ivy, the doctor called.
My blood results came back.
Okay and? The treatment worked.
There's no sign of cancer.
Wait, what do you mean the the treatment worked? Ivy, I'm gonna live.
Oh, my God.
Are you? Oh, my God! Oh I'm gonna live.
Oh, my God.