Easy (2016) Episode Scripts

N/A - Utopia

1 [Annie] All right, Wiggleworms.
You guys ready? Are you ready to sing? Okay, who wants to go on a bus ride? - [baby crying] - You guys know this one, right? [singing] The wheels on the bus Go round and round Round and round Round and round The wheels on the bus Go round and round All through the town What do the people do? [parents and Annie singing] The people on the bus go up and down Up and down Up and down The people on the bus Go up and down All through the town - [indistinct chatter] - Hey, guys.
- Hi! - Aw, that was fun.
- Yeah.
- Love having you guys here.
- Thanks for being here.
- Is it weird that I'm the only dude here? - [chuckles] Yes, it's A little.
- No, no.
- Mmm-hmm.
- [Annie] It's nice.
I have a lunch break right now.
I don't know if you guys have plans.
Do you - You go.
- We have to - You go.
- Are you sure? Yeah, for sure.
I I'll put her down, feed her.
I have a client in two hours.
Can you be back in two hours? - Yeah.
Yeah.
- Catch up? I mean, I don't even I have to be back in an hour, so it won't even be that [moans] I love you.
Thank you, honey.
- Oh, good good - Bye.
- Nice to see you.
- to see you.
[chuckles] - What did Old MacDonald have? - [baby crying] - Oh, a farm.
- Yeah, right.
And a a dog.
[laughs] - Need to get that out of my head.
- Get out of here, dork.
All right, good seeing you.
See you next week.
- Love you.
- [Tom] Love you, baby.
- I'm just gonna grab my jacket.
- Yes.
- All right, awesome.
Cool.
- Let's do it.
[funk music playing] [Annie] This is so awesome.
- Crazy, right? - Crazy.
- Yeah.
- It looks so different.
Gutted, gone.
And this whole wall is gonna go away, and behind this wall is 4,000 square feet where we're going to have the restaurant, and bar and concession stand, so you can actually bring your cocktails into the theater.
- That's so awesome.
- Yep.
Didn't we see, like, My Best Friend's Wedding in this one? - You remember that? [chuckles] - [laughing] Yeah! [Lucy] That was a good night.
[Annie] Hello! That was really sweet of Tom to take the baby.
- I know.
He's a sweetheart.
- [chuckles] He's really been giving me some some mama time, which is great.
- It's inspiring.
- Mmm-hmm.
I see you guys and I'm like, "Yeah, that is like something that I would want.
" - You know? It's really nice.
- Well, what about you? Any prospects? Anybody on the horizon? Um, well, no.
Not really.
I've been on four first dates, um, but I'm on Because I'm on this app.
- Really? - Yeah, I did it.
I finally did it.
- [whispers] Really? - Yep.
Do you wanna see it? - Yes.
- It's like a game.
You can just play it.
You can pick - Oh, my God.
- You wanna pick guys with me right now? I've been so curious about this.
- It's awesome.
- Everyone's talking about this I know.
You just can, like, pick through these guys.
- So, there are - What do you mean, you just pick - What do you mean - There's thousands.
There's thousands of guys and you just swipe left, or right if you like them, and then if I like them and then they like me They see my profile and they like me, then then we match, and then we can start talking.
Um, like, you text each other, kind of.
So far, I went on four dates.
And two were bar dates, like, a drink, and then two were coffee dates.
And how did they go? The two bar dates Oh, then I slept with them.
- The two coffee I know.
- [laughs] Oh! That's the difference between coffee and and a vodka.
Nice.
Remember your core.
Deep breath.
- [takes deep breath] - Okay, good.
- What is it, exactly? You buy - Yeah.
- Do you have to buy it? You, what - The app? No, it's free.
- Download it.
- Oh, it's a free app? Yeah, it takes like two seconds.
It, like, uploads from your Facebook.
So how many dates are you going on with this thing? Um, just whenever I feel like it.
It's usually, like, you know, two or three days a week.
- [chuckles] No way.
- Yeah, it's great.
- Are you kidding me? - I'm not kidding.
- Okay.
Head forward.
Down.
Chin drop.
- Mmm-hmm.
Hey, that's a whole new whole new world out there, huh? - It's a brave new world.
[laughing] - Exact Exactly.
The possibilities are, like - endless.
- Endless.
Yeah.
Imagine.
Yeah.
- There's, like, guys all over the place.
- Uh Like, within a three-minute radius of her.
- Babe - And she's getting it three times a week.
- [chuckles] Oh, my - And she's cute, really cute.
But, like - You won't even believe this.
- What? I just had this conversation with Annie today.
- No.
- Yeah, she's on Tinder.
I'm so in love with you and I'm so in love with the way that we met, but like where was Tinder when we were dating? [chuckling] I know, right? What the hell? I can't believe we missed out on all of that.
- I know.
- Not even a whiff of it.
- I know.
- Nothing.
It was interesting to sit there with Annie and kind of swipe through people, and, you know, you can, like, chat with them in the moment.
Right.
Like, it's it's a little bit nerve-racking and a little bit exciting and - Hmm - Yeah, I mean Were you getting a little kick out of that? I was Yeah, I was.
I was getting a little kick out of it.
- Wow.
I like it.
- I think it, you know, could be something that might be fun to try ourselves.
Fun? Don't you think it would be kind of exciting to maybe I don't know, maybe put up a profile, and see if we can reel one in? [both laughing] - See if we still got it.
- Are you kidding me? Reel one in? What are you talking about? You're crazy.
[stammering] You wanna what? You wanna what - [blubbers] - [laughing] Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Brain explode.
[chuckles] Are you crazy? - Are you serious right now? - I'm serious.
You want to set up a Tinder account to For what purpose? What, so we're, like, okay, sexy couple who is Seeking another woman.
- My love.
- [laughing] - [camera shutter clicks] - [chuckles] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let me see that one.
- Oh, no.
- No.
- All right.
- No, babe.
No, no, no.
Okay, wait.
- Gone.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
- All right.
- [clears throat] - Do do, like, a Okay - What do you want? Sexy kind of - Let's let's do, like, a Yeah, like, more just, like, inviting.
- All right, inviting.
- Inviting.
- [both laughing] - Wait a second.
Oh, I think that's nice.
I feel like it's just a little bit - Okay.
Okay.
- A bit conservative.
I mean, sitting at the That's better.
I think we should change the location.
I don't I think we should do the basement.
- The basement? - Yeah.
That is a total panty-dropper.
- Exactly.
[laughing] - [laughing] Oh, my God! [Lucy] Pretend like you're having a drink.
[Tom] Right.
- I'm just casually having a drink.
- Like, we're, like, loose, cool.
- Okay, get it ready.
- Okay.
Here we go, okay? Is this too, like, '70s porn star? Um, it's totally '70s porn star, - but then, we are in the basement.
- Is that what we want? - [chuckling] - Don't do this.
- What are we doing? - I mean Here, let me see.
- Mmm no.
- No.
Definitely not.
[sighs] Have you imagined? I wonder what, uh - Mmm.
- it would be like having that in bed with us.
[Tom moans] - [baby wailing] - [Tom] Okay, honey.
Oh, come on.
We just need a little a little lappy, lappy.
She's so fussy today, babe.
- Yeah, she just - I mean, is there anything going on By the way, what is happening over there? Uh [slurps] Mmm-mmm.
- You want it, bubba? Here you go, baby.
- Not yet.
- Oh, yeah? Okay.
- Some really interesting ones, though.
- Really? - Uh-huh.
[both chuckle] Well, you better call me later if anything exciting comes along.
- Oh, I'll call you, baby.
Don't you worry.
- I'm like - Mmm-hmm.
That's good.
That's a good baby.
- [Annie] One, two - Look at that.
- three, four Yes! Nice job! Hey, Angela.
How's it going? - Hey, good, Annie.
How about you? - Good, thanks.
- [indistinct chatter] - [piano playing] [chuckles] [Lucy] Here we have it.
The main attraction.
It used to be an old vaudeville house in 1916.
And, uh, in the '50s, they converted it into two theaters and dropped the ceiling.
So it's the first time we've seen the original architecture since then.
Since the '50s.
And we're going to recreate the vaudeville stage right up in front here.
How many seats will this auditorium hold? - Three hundred and ten.
- Really? - It's a good size.
- Mmm-hmm.
- Feel free to look around and - [cell phone vibrates] we have the plans up on the wall here.
[cell phone clicks] - [softly] Okay.
- [Tom] Have you got that? - [cell phone ringing] - I want ten each side.
- All right.
- I'll be right back.
All right.
[grunts] [Tom] This isn't like let's walk Tom down a dark alley and see what, like This isn't a trap.
This is like - No! - 'Cause I love you.
You know I love you and, like, I don't need anything else.
I'm so happy and I love you, too.
It's not like that at all.
I don't know.
I just think that it might be kind of fun, - and that because - Post-baby spice.
[chuckling] Post-baby spice.
- [takes deep breath] - I think we can do it - Uh-huh.
- because we're solid.
- You know? - Yeah.
Yeah.
- Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
- Right? [chuckles] Yes.
- Okay.
- So solid.
- So, what do we - Wait.
So what do we - What? - So she swiped? - He, what How does this - No.
Okay, so - What happened? Are you - Okay, she basically just said, "Is it is it legit, - or is it a social experiment?" - Mmm-hmm.
- And I just kind of went - What did you say? "A little bit of both, question mark, question mark.
" - Nice.
- And then she just sent some emoji.
- Uh, saying - Yeah, what was the emoji? Two girls and a guy.
- [chuckles] Yeah.
- No.
And, uh, I just kind of did a thumbs-up.
So, I don't really know if it's - [sighs] - You know I think she's game.
I just don't want to be the dumbass - who is, like, you know - But, you know, I mean I know.
I know, and Like, is is she - She's - I mean I mean, she's great at singing "Wheels on the Bus.
" [chuckles] - [laughing] - [stammering] I mean, is she Do you think she's, um - She's a little crazy.
Yeah.
- She is? Okay.
She's a little little Like, the good crazy.
- I think she'd be kind of perfect.
- Yeah? - Okay, pros and cons.
- [sniffles] Right, pros and cons.
- Pros is we know her - Mmm-hmm.
we know where she's been, what she's been doing.
- Right.
Good.
- Yeah.
- That's - We know that she's safe.
- Yeah.
- So, like, it's a good place to land.
[takes deep breath] - Cons we know her.
- Mmm.
- She, like, is singing to our baby.
- We're gonna see her.
To our child.
[laughing] But I think that she's just I mean, we're not gonna have to quit music class? I love that class.
No, no, no, no, no.
You can still go.
- She's like - You might look at her in a different way.
- [laughs] - It's like X-ray vision.
[laughing] Her boobs are gonna look really different to you, so - [both laughing] - But I just I just think that if - if anything, if anyone - Yeah.
I think if we just talked to her, kind of set some boundaries, see how she's really feeling about it, and, you know, we'll we'll figure out - how we're going to do this.
- I love you.
I love you, too.
- [takes deep breath] - [Tom] Green? [Lucy] I don't know.
It's not my favorite.
- Bit drab? - Uh, yeah.
- Yeah, I get it.
- [sighs] You've got better.
Okay, we've got a [sighs] blue, Western, cowboy thing? - Mmm, I like that one, yeah.
- Mmm-hmm.
Yeah? - Okay, great.
- I really like that one.
Is this what it's like to be single today? - [sighs] God, I don't know.
- I mean - It's been so long, I totally forgot.
- Green shirt? Blue shirt? It's stressful.
Okay, so there's milk in the fridge if she wakes up.
- Just an ounce.
Just a little bit.
- Okay.
- You can warm it up, and, uh - Yeah, yeah.
You've got our cell phones, right? We've both got our cell phones.
- Yeah, got both your numbers.
- Text, call, anything.
- They'll be on the table.
- Got it all, guys.
Really.
You look really nice.
Are you guys, uh Is it a date night? Or [both] Yeah.
Okay.
Well, have fun, you know.
I've got it covered.
- [Lucy] Okay, thank you.
- Excellent.
- You're the best.
- See you later.
- [music playing on speakers] - [indistinct chatter] - Hi, there.
How are you? - Oh, good.
Thanks.
Can I get you something to drink? Yeah, I'm gonna have the, uh the fish one.
"Some days last a long time.
" [chuckles] - Excellent.
Be right back.
- Thanks.
[Tom] It's gonna be fine.
Easy.
[Lucy] Let's just do it.
If she's not into it, or you're not into it If we're not into it, we'll just have a cocktail.
If we decide we don't want to do it, it doesn't matter.
She'll be totally cool about it.
Okay, let's go.
[chuckles] - Hi! - Hi.
How are you? - I'm good.
How are you? Oh.
- I'm good.
Um - Hey, hi.
Hey, sorry.
How are you? - Hi.
[chuckles] - There's a table right over here.
- Let me get the other one.
I'm gonna grab it before anyone else grabs it, okay? - Here.
Hand? - Oh, great.
I'm gonna get my stuff.
- Okay.
Is this yours? - Oh, yeah.
- Have a sip.
It's really good.
Yeah.
- Yeah? - Let's broach the elephant in the room.
- Right? Right? Let's just talk about it.
- Okay.
Like, rip the Band-Aid off.
- [Tom] Right.
Okay.
You're We're And we want to make sure we're on the same page.
That's that's how I feel.
- Yeah.
Okay.
- [Tom] Okay.
- About what's Why we're here.
- So we're open.
We are, like We basically love each other completely.
- Mmm-hmm.
- Safe space.
- And, um - [Lucy] We just wanted to I mean, we were curious and excited, and when I when I went through your Tinder, I just thought, "God, this is something that we kind of missed out on," and at the same time, not that I'm sad that we missed out - No.
No, we didn't miss out on anything.
- It's just kind of a curious thing - to be able to do together.
- We just feel like it was an interesting thing to explore because we'd never tried it before.
- Yes.
- And then - So, you've never done this before? - [Tom] No.
- Not I mean, we've - Well, not on Tinder.
- Well, we had a thing - Had one thing.
- but it was a long time ago.
- Oh, that time.
- You told me about that.
- [Tom] We were wasted.
We were drunk.
- We were so drunk.
- That was a long time ago, right? - Loads of tequila.
Yeah.
- We didn't know the girl.
- Okay.
- [Lucy] This is I mean Well, that's the thing.
I mean, because I do know you.
I mean - [Tom] Subsequently nothing.
- We've known each other for so long.
I don't want to ruin I don't want to be in the way.
- No, no.
No.
- Absolutely.
- Listen - We don't want you to be in No.
- This is about giving, loving, sharing.
- We want it to be safe.
[Tom] It's a safe space.
[Lucy] Comfortable.
- Super comfy.
- Yeah.
- Cozy.
It's cozy and it's easy.
- And above all, friendship is first.
[Tom] Friendship.
[stammers] And family.
[Lucy] Listen, this is, for us Friendship and family.
And this is why - we love that you are here.
- Which we are here.
- Because - So, we're all on the same page.
We want to do this.
We want to do this? - [Lucy] Yeah! Let's do it.
- Right? - Okay, I should tell you - You only live once.
I have never done this.
This is a [Lucy] Okay.
[Tom] Right.
It's something I've thought about, I've wanted to do.
You know, and then I see you guys and I'm like That's why I texted you.
I'm like, "What? Is this, like, real?" - Great.
- So, yeah.
So, okay.
- So this is all We're doing it.
- [Lucy stammers] So, we're good? - We're doing it.
[laughing] - Okay [laughing] [indistinct whispering] [whispering] I don't want her to see you, so just [stammering] We'll sneak down to the basement, okay? - [stammers] Okay, got it.
- But what if she If she sees me, I'll just say I forgot - No, just don't say anything.
- [keys jangle] - Don't let her see you.
[chuckles] - Just go that way.
Just go that way.
[Tom shushing] Hi, Hazel.
[Hazel] Hey.
[Lucy] Hi, Hazel! - How are ya? How was she? - [Hazel] Good.
- Good.
Uh, she was all right.
- [Tom] Great.
[Hazel] She, uh, was a little fussy.
She woke up a few times.
- [chuckles] - [Tom] She was up a few times? [shushes] [both chuckle] - Oh, my God.
[pants] - Oh, my God.
Okay.
- [Annie] Okay.
[chuckles] - Um Drinks.
Yeah, that sounds good.
That sounds lovely.
[Hazel] Just let me know when you need me next.
- Yeah, will do.
- All right.
- Sorry, we were a little bit later.
- Oh, no.
It's not a problem.
- I'll see you guys soon.
- All right.
- Have a good night.
- Bye, love.
Bye.
Thank you.
[Annie] It's warm, but whatever.
- Who cares.
We're a little drunk.
- Honey, I just got to say I fucking love you.
This is amazing.
This is gonna be great.
Okay, guys.
Hazel has left the building.
- Oh, good.
- [both chuckle] And Betsy is asleep.
[Lucy] Amazing.
- All right.
- Baby, what do you want to drink? Um I'll take a tequila, I guess.
- Tequila.
- I want to cheers.
I'm waiting to cheers.
I want to cheers with you guys.
- [Tom] Why spoil the habit of a lifetime? - I know, right? [Tom] Ice.
- I'm gonna go put some tunes on.
- [Tom] Okay, yeah.
Good idea.
Tunes.
- What are we in the mood for? - [Tom and Annie] Cheers! What are we in the mood for? [Tom] This is a nice night.
[Lucy] I got one.
[both laugh] This is fun.
This is really nice.
- Yeah.
Really nice evening.
- [upbeat music playing] No.
No, that was - Yeah.
Super.
Yeah.
- Let's dance.
You wanna dance? - [Tom] Oh, yeah.
That's nice.
Yeah.
- Okay, come on.
[chuckles] - [Tom] You seem to be into it, baby.
- [chuckles] [Tom] She's so good at this.
[Annie] No, yeah.
[Tom moans] [Lucy chuckles] [takes deep breath] [all laughing] - Okay, all right.
- I'm just so happy.
- It was, you know - [sighs] Let's just get comfy and cozy.
- Take it step by step.
- Okay, okay.
- How about you just, uh - [sighs] Oh, yeah.
- Oh, I have my shoes on.
- Okay.
- [Tom grunts] Let's do that.
- Oh, okay.
[Annie chuckles] Okay.
[Tom] That's it.
Hi.
[chuckles] Let me see you kiss her again.
Okay.
[Lucy moans] [Tom sighs] Will you do the honors? My pleasure, darling.
[Tom growls] [Tom sighs] [Tom growls] - [Annie chuckles] - Oh, here he comes.
Here he comes.
[chuckles] - [Annie chuckles] - [Tom growls] [Betsy crying on monitor] Oh, shit.
[shushes] Wait a second.
[crying continues] [Tom] Maybe she's She'll go back She'll drop back asleep.
Maybe she's gonna drop back to sleep.
[crying continues] - No.
- [sighs] I'll go.
I'll go.
I'll go.
You'll go? - [Lucy] You guys - Okay.
just keep going.
I'll just - Have you got milk? - [Lucy] Yeah.
Yeah.
- [Tom] Do you need anything? - No.
Just stay.
I'll be right back.
[Tom] Okay, okay.
- Uh - [sighs] [both chuckle] - Yeah.
- Oh, God.
[Tom] Drinks.
You want? Oh, yeah.
Thanks.
Cheers.
- Cheers.
- To all of all of that.
- Fun.
Fun.
- That's [laughs] [Annie] We we shouldn't We should wait, right? We should We we should wait for Lucy to come back.
- Yeah.
We should wait.
- Yeah, okay.
You're very you're very handsome.
- [chuckles] - You're very beautiful.
You're really handsome.
- You're so [laughs] - No, you're really beautiful.
- No, I'm I'm - Yeah, you really are.
I'm not even I I don't even know I don't know Okay.
[Annie moans] [both moaning] - Oh, we - [sighs] [stammering] We should wait.
We should We should - [sighs] - [both laughing] - [singing indistinctly] - [Betsy cooing] [Tom] And ah! Stretch.
[Annie] Uh-huh.
Okay, okay, okay.
[Tom] Let me get it over like this.
[Annie] Okay.
- [whispers] What are you doing? - [Annie] Oh, hi.
- Hi, baby.
- [Lucy] Wait, what are you doing? Well, she's got, like, a lower back pain, so I thought - Yeah, my back's hurting.
- What? She can go to a chiropractor.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, but We're just [shushes] - [Annie] Hi.
- Hi, honey.
- Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
- Oh, we missed you.
- [Annie] Hi.
- Good position.
- [Tom laughs] - [slow music playing] You're so beautiful.
[Annie and Lucy laughing] [laughs] Jesus, baby.
Oh, hey.
[chuckles] I'm gonna take this off, baby.
[laughing] - [women laughing] - [Tom grunts] [all moaning] - [Betsy crying on monitor] - [shushes] - Shit.
- [Tom] Oh, fuck.
Wait.
Wait.
[continues crying] - [sighs] I'll go.
I'll go.
- Are you sure? - Yeah.
Yeah, it's my turn.
- Yeah? [Lucy moans] [both laughing] [laughs] [Lucy moaning] [breathing heavily] - [whispers] Is it okay? - Yeah, no.
I'm I'm great.
- Are you are you okay? - Yeah.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
No, I'm good.
Let me see them.
Yeah.
[Annie whispers] Oh, God! - You and me, right? - [chuckles] I know.
So many years.
Okay.
[breathing heavily] Betsy Oh, yeah [Lucy] Yeah.
[Annie] Yeah? - Okay.
- Oh, my God.
What have you two been doing without me? We've been waiting for you.
- Oh, yeah? - [women laughing] [all moaning] [Annie chuckling] [Lucy] Get up here.
[Betsy crying on monitor] Oh, my God.
Come on.
- I'll go.
- No, I'll go.
No, I'm the one with the baby.
You just stay.
You just wait.
- [Tom] No, I'll go.
- I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
- [Lucy] No, no, no, Annie.
- You're having fun.
You're having fun.
No, I I know.
I love her.
You're sweet.
I got it.
I got it.
- No.
Really? - No, no, no.
I got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Annie? - Yeah.
- Is that cool? - [crying continues] - I love her.
- I love her, too.
I really love her.
Not as much as I love you.
Come here.
[Annie on monitor] Hey, Betsy! - [moans] - I got you.
[Annie singing] Oh, my darling Oh, my darling Oh, my darling, Clementine [Lucy panting] You are lost and gone forever Oh, my darling Clementine - [Annie shushes] - [both panting] - Okay.
[shushes] - [Tom] Yeah.
[Lucy] Yeah.
Oh, God! [Annie singing] Twinkle, twinkle little star How I wonder what you are [both moaning] Up above the world so high - Oh, my God.
- Oh, baby, I love you.
[Lucy sighing] Twinkle, twinkle little star How I wonder what you are - [whispers] I love you so much.
- [Lucy sighs] - [exhales heavily] - [Annie] I'll see you soon.
- Yeah.
Music class.
- I'll see you in class, or - Yes.
Or something.
Okay.
- Yeah, we'll see you.
- You good? Okay.
- Yeah, no.
I'm I'm great.
- You All right.
- Thank you.
- Call me tomorrow, okay? - All right.
Okay.
- I'll call you.
Okay.
- You're the best ever.
Okay.
Bye.
[chuckles] Bye! Bye.
- Oh, so cute.
- [Lucy laughs] So sweet.
What a cool girl.
- I know, right? It's perfect.
- Right? Perfect.
And she's gonna be okay now, you think? Of course, she's gonna be okay.
Come on.
- She's gonna be fine.
- You should send her a text or something.
[both chuckling] - Mmm.
- I love you, baby.
This is gonna be the best sleep of our lives.
[Tom sighs] [exhales heavily] Do you have the baby monitor? Yeah.
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, fuck.
[upbeat music playing]