Kazoops! (2016) Episode Scripts

N/A - Dino Saurus Games

1 - [theme song playing] - Kazoops! Hi! I'm Monty.
He's a boy with a big imagination And this is Jimmy Jones.
Meet the pig who's truly a sensation He's my best friend.
He's always wondering why Kazoops Kazoops Kazoops Come on.
Let's go! Kazoops is what you'll hear him say Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.
Then just imagine And they're on their way Woo-hoo! On an adventure of discovery and play Kazoops Kazoops Just imagine [Monty] "Dino Saurus Games!" [Jimmy Jones snorting] - [Gran imitating rooster] - [Monty roaring] [both laughing] Hmm.
A little off the back and sides.
- [Gran laughs] - [Monty roars] Hmm.
Looking sharp, Mum.
- [Monty roars] - [Jeanie gasps] [chuckling] Monty.
I'm not Monty, I'm a stegosaurus.
And I'm in first place.
Not for long! - Oh, no! It's rooster with a late charge! - [snorts] Cock-a-doodle-do! - [clucking] - [roaring] Rooster wins.
Cock-a-doodle-do! - [Monty roars] - [Gran clucking] [laughing] [Monty roaring] What are you two up to? We're playing animal races.
You pick an animal, run like they do, and see who's the fastest.
But Gran keeps on winning.
That's because you keep picking dinosaurs.
[chuckles] - But they're my favorite.
- [oinks] - [snorts] - After pigs, of course.
You can't win being a dinosaur, Monty.
They're too slow and ploddy.
Ooh! Did someone mention dinosaurs? I did, Dad! Monty, let me show you something.
[Jimmy Jones snorting] [grunts] Take a look at these, Monty.
[Monty gasps] Whoa! [Stan] My dinosaur collection.
[Monty] Oh! Some of these are millions of years old.
You are holding actual fossilized dinosaur poo, Monty.
- [oinks and snorts] - Ew! But wait.
Here's the pride of my collection.
A real dinosaur tooth.
- [gasps] Oh.
- [snorts] What was it called? Hmm.
Uh, hmm Veloci-potomus? - Uh, no, uh, brontorapta-thonous - [laughing] A veloci-wobbly-saurus? [laughing] Hmm.
A veloci - Hmm.
- Can I play with this, Dad? - Uh, sure, Monty.
A veloci-potomus? - [sniffs] No.
Uh, a Wouldn't it be great if we could meet a dinosaur? [whimpers and snorts] Maybe it wouldn't be slow and ploddy.
Maybe it could be fast enough to beat Gran! - [snorting excitedly] - Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.
What if we could travel back millions of years to see if there were any fast dinosaurs? Just imagine - [snorts] - [gasps] [roars] [music playing] - Come on, Jimmy Jones.
- [snorts] A long, long time ago A million years if you wanna know [gasps] Wow! Cool.
Dinosaurs were all over the place Every single year They'd come from far and wide to cheer And compete in The Dino Saurus Games The Dino Games The Dino Saurus Games The Dino Saurus Games [Jimmy Jones snorts and squeals] Diplodocus won the hurdles Much to everyone's surprise A fine display of grace and speed For a fellow of his size The medal ceremony Just went on and on and on Because it was so difficult To get a medal on a neck so long The Dino Games The Dino Saurus Games The Dino Saurus Games [snorting] A woolly mammoth throws a javelin He won't be easily beaten A pterodactyl in the high jump? I think that might be cheatin' Iguanodon is ready to ride In his purple Lycra Next, in the pole vault Is the sabre-tooth tiger [meows] The Dino Games The Dino Saurus Games The Dino Saurus Games [man on loudspeaker] It's time for the final race.
The 100-meter sprint! Now we'll be able to find out who the fastest dinosaur is.
[gasps] Jimmy Jones? - [snorting and squealing] - [gunshot] Triceratops and stegosaurus Ran the final race But from nowhere came velociraptor And they were way outpaced She came whizzing right on by And soon she crossed the line The crowd all roared and cheered Because she ran a record time - The Dino Games - [whimpers] The Dino Saurus Games The Dino Saurus Games The Dino Saurus Games [crowd cheering] [oinking] We've got to tell Dad about the speedy dinosaur, Jimmy Jones.
A veloci-wobbly-saurious? A velociraptor! [roars] Hmm.
Velociraptor, eh? And what a super-speedy dinosaur it is.
Gran! You know something, Jimmy Jones? I think Monty's right.
- [Stan cheering] - [Jimmy Jones snorting] Kangaroo leads as we reach the final straight.
Boing, boing, boing.
But look out! Here comes velociraptor! A dino champion! Whoo-hoo! - [Gran sighs] - [Jimmy Jones snorting] Well done, Monty! Who'd have thought a dinosaur could beat a kangaroo? Not any old dinosaur.
The speedy velociraptor! [Violet] Ta-da! [Monty gasps] [all roaring and cheering] [Jimmy Jones snorting] [theme music playing] Kazoops Kazoops Kazoops Kazoops [Monty] Just imagine