Kazoops! (2016) Episode Scripts

N/A - Piggy Portrait

1 - [theme song playing] - Kazoops! Hi! I'm Monty.
He's a boy with a big imagination And this is Jimmy Jones.
Meet the pig who's truly a sensation He's my best friend.
He's always wondering why Kazoops Kazoops Kazoops Come on.
Let's go! Kazoops is what you'll hear him say Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.
Then just imagine And they're on their way Woo-hoo! On an adventure of discovery and play Kazoops Kazoops Just imagine [Monty] "Piggy Portrait!" Um - Hmm [sighs] - [Gran humming] And a bit more there.
Hmm.
How's your painting coming along, Monty? Good.
I think.
Oh, super! Aren't we lucky to have such a handsome model? Hear that, Jimmy Jones? You're handsome! - [snorting] - [bee buzzing] [whimpers] [chuckles] Hey, no moving, remember? [oinks] Ah, my two favorite artists.
- Hi, Mum! - [Gran hums] Can't wait to see the finished paintings later.
- [Gran chuckles] - Here.
Some leftover cakes from my bake-ercise class.
[Gran] Ooh! Thank you.
[Monty] Ooh! Thank you.
Get them while they're warm and sticky! Ooh! Triple cherry, my favorite.
What do you say, Monty? - [snorting] - Hmm.
Oh, can't stop.
I've still got lots to do.
- [whimpers] - Oh, that's a shame.
And I was going to fetch a jug of my special homemade raspberryade, too.
- [whimpers] - Well, what do you think, Jimmy Jones? [snorts and squeals] [chuckles] Was that a no? [oinks and snorts] [chuckles] Oh, all right then.
[snorting] Be right back! - One for you, Jimmy Jones.
- [chomps] [chuckles] And one for me.
Ah, I know, let's take a peek at Gran's painting before she gets back.
[snorting excitedly] Oh, it doesn't really look like you - [snorts] - At all! It's pink, I guess.
But it's not exactly handsome [whimpers] More blobby, really.
Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.
Isn't a painting supposed to look like, well, the thing that you're painting? Just imagine.
Where are we, Jimmy Jones? [snorting] Look! Deep in the savannah There lives a painter A warthog named Wilma She's quite the celebrity Her paintings, extraordinary Just take a visit to her art gallery She painted the waterhole With a beautiful waterfall A place that she really must love The hippos look happy And the crocs extra snappy And the sun is smiling above She painted a jungle scene And in it the jungle queen A portrait of her majesty She painted her a smile That sparkles like diamonds Which is nothing at all like her In reality At Wilma's art gallery It is plain to see Paintings don't have to look real [laughs] Some might be peculiar And some, they might fool ya But the best judge Is how it makes you feel [oinks and snorts] She painted a picture Of a cold snowy day - The lines seemed to shiver and shake - Whoa! - [shudders] - I started feeling chilly - [chuckles] - And, gee, I felt silly It was summer for goodness sake She painted herself up over a rainbow - Wow! - In an air balloon high in the sky It looked kinda fuzzy But made us feel happy - Whoo-hoo! - And now I've come to know why At Wilma's art gallery It is plain to see Paintings don't have to look real Some might be peculiar And some, they might fool ya But the best judge Is how it makes you feel That's it, Jimmy Jones! - It doesn't matter how a painting looks - [snorts] It's how it makes you feel inside that counts.
[oinks happily] - [Gran] Who wants raspberryade? - [gasps] Yes, please, Gran! - [humming] - [snorts] Now, you weren't peeking at my painting while I was gone, were you? - Us? - [oinks] [all laughing] Hello, mums, dads, sisters and pigs.
Welcome to our exhibition.
I give you, Jimmy Jones! - [all gasp] - Oh, wow! - Oh, yay! - Well done.
- Oh, yes! - Yay! - That is so pink! - And piggy.
Oh! Move over, Michelangelo, another Monty masterpiece! But all is not revealed.
Gran has created something never seen before in a front garden.
[chuckles] Very well.
Ta-da! - [Gran chuckles] - Wow! Yes, it's so different? That's Jimmy Jones? It sure is.
Remember, it's not just about how a painting looks, but how it makes you feel.
Hmm, I guess it reminds me how much I love cuddling Jimmy Jones.
[chuckles] This bit makes me feel all wiggly, because I love playing with Jimmy Jones' curly wurly tail.
And it makes me feel warm and fuzzy, just like Jimmy Jones does every time I see his cheeky little grin.
[squeals] [chuckles] And it makes me feel like doing this.
[imitates snorting] - [Gran] Oh! - [all laughing] [all imitating snorting] [Jimmy Jones snorting] [indistinct conversations] [theme song playing] Kazoops Kazoops Kazoops Kazoops [Monty] Just imagine