Kazoops! (2016) Episode Scripts

N/A - Daredevil Dude

1 Kazoops! Hi! I'm Monty.
He's a boy with a big imagination And this is Jimmy Jones.
Meet the pig who's truly a sensation He's my best friend.
He's always wondering why Kazoops Kazoops Kazoops Come on.
Let's go! Kazoops is what you'll hear him say Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.
Then just imagine And they're on their way Woo-hoo! On an adventure of discovery and play Kazoops Kazoops Just imagine "Daredevil Dude!" Ahop, ahoy! There are folk out there who need our help, Jimmy Jones.
Did you hear that, Dyno-Pig? Let's go! Kazoop power! Oh-ho! Mega Monty and Dyno-Pig to the rescue! Off to save the world, eh, Monty? Hmm Kazoop power! We heard a crash! Don't worry, ma'am, we're here to help.
It's okay, I just dropped the screwdriver.
Oh.
But we're superheroes We gotta do something useful Um, well, you can pass me that spanner then.
No job too small for Mega Monty! Thanks, Mega Monty! Whoo! Yes, Dyno-Pig.
We're needed! To the garden! Go! You're a marvel, Mega Monty.
Ooh! Whoo.
Ooh.
That was fun.
Aww I've lost a wheel.
Don't worry, ma'am.
Mega Monty and Dyno-Pig are here to help! Oh, fancy that! Can you help me fix the wheel back on my skateboard? I've got to do that jump again.
You can count on us.
Aha! Oh There you go.
- It's all yours, ma'am.
- Thanks, Monty.
- Go on, get out.
- Squirrels on skates! Dad in trouble again? Come on, Dyno-Pig! You can always rely on Mega Monty and Dyno-Pig! Shoo! Shoo! Be gone! Don't worry, sir.
We're here to help! Oh.
Okay.
Mega Monty and Dyno-Pig, Kazoop-power! Go away, bird! Ears of a fish! I hear a disturbance, Dyno-Pig.
Our work here is done! Nice job, Mega Monty.
Ha! You're safe now.
Never fear.
Mega Monty and Dyno-Pig are here! Thanks, Monty, but I'm just playing a game.
We're superheroes.
We've been helping everyone, haven't we, Dyno-Pig? It looks like Dyno-Pig - wants to help himself right now.
- Are you sure? There's nothing you need some superhero help with? Sorry, Monty.
Anyway, I thought superheroes helped by doing big things, not little teeny things.
Really? Kazoops, Jimmy Jones, surely superheroes do little things to help too? Just imagine.
He flies into a laundromat He says, "Let me take care of that" He finishes the laundry In five seconds flat He's Daredevil Dude There's a cat stuck up a tree The Dude climbed up so gallantly He saves the cat And even checks for fleas He's Daredevil Dude He wears a groovy suit 'Cause he's Daredevil Dude No deed is too small And he always tells the kids There's a hero in us all Daredevil, Daredevil Daredevil Dude Daredevil, Daredevil Daredevil Dude He's Daredevil Dude An entire yard was covered in leaves Daredevil Dude rolled up his sleeves He raked the yard With the slightest of ease He's Daredevil Dude He saw a pair of glasses on a chair He found the old lady Who had left them there He gave them a polish They were nice and clear He's Daredevil Dude Dyno-Pig - He always saves the day - That's Daredevil Dude! In all kinds of ways No deed is too small And just remember, kids There's a hero in us all Daredevil, Daredevil Daredevil Dude Daredevil, Daredevil Daredevil Dude Daredevil, Daredevil Daredevil Dude He's Daredevil Dude Oh, no! There's shopping that needs putting away Here's Daredevil Dude He'll save the day Daredevil, Daredevil Daredevil Dude Daredevil, Daredevil Daredevil Dude Daredevil, Daredevil Daredevil Dude He's Daredevil Dude Daredevil, Daredevil Daredevil Dude Daredevil, Daredevil Daredevil Dude He's Daredevil Dude That's Daredevil Dude.
Wow, Jimmy Jones, what a small but cool superhero.
Now we know the small things really do count.
- Help! Help! - Sounds like a job for Mega Monty and Dyno-Pig! Oh.
Ah Oh, it must've flown in from outside! I can't get it out! Don't worry, ma'am.
This superhero's got a plan! Kazoop-power! Come on, birdy.
Out you come.
Fly away home.
Wow! All in a day's work! You're one superhero, Mega Monty.
Ew! Um, I think the bird left you a little thank you.
Ew.