Kazoops! (2016) Episode Scripts

N/A - Topsy Turvy Time

1 - [THEME SONG PLAYING] - Kazoops! Hi! I'm Monty.
He's a boy with a big imagination And this is Jimmy Jones.
Meet the pig who's truly a sensation He's my best friend.
He's always wondering why Kazoops Kazoops Kazoops Come on.
Let's go! Kazoops is what you'll hear him say Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.
Then just imagine And they're on their way Woo-hoo! On an adventure of discovery and play Kazoops Kazoops Just imagine MONTY: "Topsy Turvy Time" [HE YAWNS] - Wake up, Jimmy Jones! - [OINK, OINK!] Today we're going to do things! - Great things! - [WEE, WEE! OINK, OINK!] Things that are really topsy turvy! See? I've put my pants over my PJs! Neat, huh? [SHE GROANS] TV: Left and kick and right and spin, turn! And do it all again! - Good morning, Jeanie! - Morning! Left and spin and right and kick! Touch the sky and finger flick! Great, Jimmy Jones! Hey, Monty, what are you doing? - Dancing.
- [JEANIE GIGGLES] You're not doing it right.
You have to dance the moves the voice tells you.
Not today! Because today we're going to do everything in a different, topsy turvy way! [SHE GIGGLES] Air graaaab! Hmm Topsy turvy? Morning Monty, a-ha-ha.
What's with the pants and the funny walk? Today is a topsy turvy, back to fronty, different kind of day.
Aren't they all? - There! - Ah-ha-ha.
Neat idea.
But pieces of the jigsaw have one place to be.
They have to be flat and look like the picture on the lid.
Mm-nm! Today is not a flat day.
Today's an anything kind of day! [THEY LAUGH] Hey, what about breakfast? Breakfast comes after dinner, Mum! It's a topsy turvy day, remember? [GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS] Morning, Dad.
Loving the tune.
Morning to you, Monty.
It's one of my favourites.
- What does it sound like now? - Whoa, there! - You can't just go messing with the music! - Huh? Music is written to sound the same every time.
[HE PLAYS A TUNE] See? Yes, but wouldn't it be fun to play it the other way round? [HE PLAYS DISCORDANTLY] But it's back to front.
- Topsy turvy you mean, Dad.
- [OINK, OINK, OINK!] Oh! You want to play catch? Great! But today you throw and I'll catch! - [WEE?] - But it's a topsy turvy day, remember? - [OINK, OINK.
WEE] - Really? But can't we do things differently for just one day? Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.
Do things really have to be the same all the time? Just imagine Whee! Imagine a place that is turned around Where everything is opposite and upside down Where fish they smile as they fly all around Things are different in Topsy Turvy Town Jimmy Jones, look! You see a giant snail who's ten feet tall A tiny little elephant who's really only small He says, "Hey, do you know I play the saxophone? "But where I put it last I really can't recall.
" [SAXOPHONE SOLO] A purple frog lands right at your toes It barks like a dog and off it goes In the summer, it often snows Which is a little strange, I suppose What a funny topsy turvy place Wee! Ha-ha! That's Topsy Turvy, Topsy Turvy Town Whoo! Oh, yeah! What an inside outside kind of place I like it so much I think I'll stick around Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop! The sky is green and the clouds are blue The rain falls up it's really true An upside down rainbow smiles at you You smile back, it's impolite not to Wow! Cows ride bikes and sheep climb trees A mouse refuses a piece of cheese All the houses are upside down It sure is different in Topsy Turvy Town What a funny topsy turvy place That's Topsy Turvy, Topsy Turvy Town What an inside outside kind of place I like it so much I think I'll stick around Topsy Turvy Town.
- [WEE!] - Ah! Wow! Jimmy Jones! Being topsy turvy sure is different! [OINK, OINK] What is Dad playing? I took your advice, Monty.
Topsy turvy music.
- It could catch on! - [HE LAUGHS] - Now that's what I call different, Dad! - [WEE!] - Food's ready! - Oh, good! I'm starving! - [OINK, OINK] - Oh, I finished my puzzle! What do you think? Pretty cool, huh? Nice! - [WEE.
OINK, OINK] - Da, da, da, da! I took your advice, Monty! Dancing should be free! Not to order! Much more fun.
It's a topsy turvy treat for the feet.
WEE?] - Uh What's this? - It's dinner.
Thanks to Monty, I thought we could shake things up a little with a bean, potato and cheese smoothie.
Well, I like beans And potatoes and cheese But together? You know, Mum, I like topsy turvy day, but maybe some things should stay the same all the time, like breakfast.
Well, I did make this just in case.
[THEY LAUGH] - Thanks, Mum.
- [WEE! OINK, OINK] Kazoops Kazoops Kazoops Kazoops!