My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Episode Scripts

N/A - Hearts and Hooves Day

Hmm I just don't feel like it's quite finished.
I know what you mean.
If it's for Miss Cheerilee, it needs to be perfect.
Hearts and Hooves Day only comes once a year, after all.
I say we add a little more ribbon.
Mm-hm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And just a tiny bit more lace.
A few more hoofprints.
Glitter.
It could definitely use just a little more glitter.
Now that'll show Miss Cheerilee how much we care about her.
Just have to get it to the Hearts and Hooves party at school.
I think we're gonna need a bigger envelope.
It's lovely.
And so big.
We just wanted to let you know that we think you're the best teacher in the whole wide world.
And we think you're super and that we love you so, so much.
And we want you to have the best Hearts and Hooves Day EVER! Thank you so much, girls.
I love it.
I really do.
I'm sure it's nothing compared to the gifts you've gotten from your very special somepony.
Oh, I don't have a very special somepony at the moment.
Really? How could somepony as amazing as you not have a very special somepony on Hearts and Hooves Day? It's all right, Sweetie Belle.
I have lots of good friends and wonderful students who care about me very much.
I'm gonna have an absolutely terrific Hearts and Hooves Day.
All right, everypony! Who's ready to play Pin the Heart on the Pony? If anypony deserves a very special somepony, it's her.
Uh you all right? I'm more than all right.
I've just come up with the best idea ever! We're gonna find Miss Cheerilee a very special somepony.
That *is* the best idea ever! Told you.
So what are we waitin' for? Hearts and Hooves Day is almost over.
Let's get out there and find somepony special for Cheerilee already! -Yeah! -Let's do it! Now, it can't be just anypony.
Miss Cheerilee is one of the best mares in Ponyville.
She deserves to have one of the best stallions as her very special somepony.
Cheerilee is sweet and kind She's the best teacher we could hope for The perfect stallion you and I must find One to really make her heart soooar But This one's too young this one's too old He clearly has a terrible cold This guy's too silly, he's way too uptight I say.
Well, nothing's wrong with this one, he seems all right His girlfriend sure thinks so.
How 'bout this one? He's much too flashy He might do If he weren't so splashy Too short, too tall, too clean, too smelly He's strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly I don't think that we're mistaken It seems all the good ones are taken I really feel that at this rate We'll never find the perfect date Don't wanna quit and give up hope Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day? Oh please, oh please, oh please, say Nope! We did it, girls, we've found the one Who will send our teacher's heart aflutter Wait a minute.
Let me get this straight.
Are you talkin' 'bout my brother? Sweetie Belle is right.
Big McIntosh is the perfect match for Miss Cheerilee.
He's really nice, super hard working Hmm But he's also pretty shy.
He's never gonna ask Miss Cheerilee to be his very special somepony.
Maybe he doesn't have to.
Huh? If we can get Big Mac and Miss Cheerilee in a really romantic setting I bet she'll ask him.
Sounds like a plan to me! So? What are we waitin' for? Let's get out there and create the perfect date! YAY! Flowers! Don't forget the flowers! Oops! I'm on it! They're coming! This is gonna be perfect! Miss Cheerilee is gonna have the best Hearts and Hooves Day ever! With her new very special somepony.
Hi, girls! Hi, Miss Cheerilee! So you three said you needed help identifying a tree you found here near the gazebo? That's an apple tree.
Is it? Oh! Sorry, big brother.
We went and fixed up the gazebo all on our own.
See? As long as you're here why not have a bite to eat from this *romantic*-looking picnic? Oh, gosh! Seems like there's only room for two.
I guess we'll just be goin' then.
You really think this will work? Of course it will work.
They're perfect for each other.
Beautiful day we're having.
Yyup.
Any big plans for tonight? Nnope.
Oh, c'mon, Miss Cheerilee.
Ask him to be your very special somepony.
Oh my gosh! Look! Big Mac Yyup? You have something stuck in your teeth.
OH, COME ON! Well, this has been strange.
Yyup.
I need to get going.
But it's always great running into a good friend.
Yup.
Do you think it just wasn't romantic enough? Maybe it was too romantic.
Either way, we failed.
Aw.
There's gotta be somethin' else we could Oh my goodness.
I didn't even see you there.
I'm so, so sorry.
Oh, it's okay, Twilight.
It was an accident.
I've just been reading the most fascinating book about Hearts and Hooves Day.
Did you know that this holiday got its start because of a love potion? Did you say a love potion? That's right.
It even has the recipe.
I don't suppose we could borrow that book for a little while, do ya? Of course you can.
I have another book here, that I think you'll "Take of tuft of cloud" "a bright rainbow's glow" "Stir with a pegasus feather" Hey! "fast, not slow.
" "Serve to two ponies, who aren't in the know.
" I feel kinda bad trickin' my brother and Miss Cheerilee this way.
What's the problem? We all agreed these two are perfect for one another.
Yeah! They just need a little nudge.
And what would make them happier than being together, right? Right! Oh! Oh! Here they come! Hi, Miss Cheerilee.
Hello again, girls.
Hello, Big Mac.
Would you three like to tell us why it was so very important that we meet you he Punch! Excuse me? Punch.
We made punch.
We were even gonna set up a stand and try to sell it, but heh, we needed somepony to taste-test it first.
Yup! We thought you two would be perfect together.
to test it.
together.
So, uh we'll just leave you two alone.
together to test it.
I'm very sorry about this.
I mentioned to the girls that I don't have a very special somepony and I believe they're putting us in these awkward situations because they've decided it should be you.
I suppose we should just humor them for a moment.
This punch does look delicious.
Yyup.
I think they're gonna drink it.
To good friends.
They're drinking it! They're drinking it! They're looking into each other's eyes! They're about to be in for a big surprise.
Big Mac Yup.
Will you be my very special somepony? Yup.
YES! He's her special somepony! She's his special somepony! He's my special somepony.
Yyup.
He's my schmoopie-doopie sweetie-weetie pony-pie.
You're my schmoopie-doopie sweetie-weetie pony-pie.
Did he just say You're my cutie-patootie lovey-dovey hunny-bunny.
You're my hearty-smarty smoochy-woochy baby-waby.
Big Mac! Hey! Hello! What's goin' on? Miss Cheerilee? Are you all right? I have a special somepony.
A kissy-wissy snuggy-wuggy sugar bear.
I think we may have given them too big of a nudge.
You're my cuddly-wuggly poopsy-woopsy pumpkin-pie.
Ya think? What have we done?! My brother's actin' like a grade A goofball.
Maybe we added too much rainbow? Or maybe not enough cloud? Or maybe Uh-oh.
What do you mean "uh-oh"? We might not have given Big Mac and Miss Cheerilee a *love potion*.
We may have given them a *love poison*.
WHAT?! Apparently some prince a long time ago whipped up this recipe and gave it to this princess he liked.
He meant it to be a love potion, but things didn't turn out so well.
How "not so well" did things turn out? Well there's something here about a dragon a kingdom falling, chaos reigning Okay, apparently it was all because the prince and princess were so lost in each other's eyes that they couldn't perform their royal duties.
Great! We've not only turned Big Mac and Miss Cheerilee into a couple of nonsense- -spoutin' nincompoops we may have put all of Ponyville in jeopardy! Come on, Apple Bloom.
Miss Cheerilee and Big Mac don't have any royal duties.
But they still got responsibilities.
If we don't fix this Oh no, Miss Cheerilee won't be able to teach.
Big Mac won't be able to harvest any apples.
And before you know Ponyville will be overrun with uneducated little ponies starved for apples.
Oh, it'll be chaos, it'll be chaos!!! There's an antidote! Well, why didn't you say so?! Didn't you see me gettin' all panicked back there? If we can keep Miss Cheerilee and Big Mac from looking into each other's eyes for one full hour the love curse will be broken.
Only an hour? Pfft.
We can pull that off in a second.
You take the first sip, snuggle-wuggles.
Nope, you take it, schnoodle-bum.
-No, you, schnookie-lumps.
-No, you, pookie-pie.
I'm all for romance, but this has been going on for hours.
What's happened to these two? Who knows? Well, these lovebirds will probably be planning a wedding soon.
We can always use the catering business.
A wedding! That's it! Miss Cheerilee and Big Mac should get married! How is gettin' hitched gonna keep them apart? They aren't really gonna get married.
They're just gonna get ready to get married.
No, you, biscuit-wiscuit bear.
No, you, huggie-wuggie snuggie-bunny.
Hi, Miss Cheerilee, how are you? I have a very special somepony.
I have a very special somepony.
Yeah.
We noticed.
Gosh.
You two are so in love.
The next thing you know, you'll be getting *married*! Married?! That's right.
Maaarried.
Married.
'Course, if you're gonna get married you wanna pick up a really nice diamond for your schmoopie-doopie pookie-pie.
DIAMOND! Schmoopie! Don't you think you should start looking for your wedding dress? You'll wanna look your best for your hunny-bunny snuggle-baby.
Oh! Dress! Now we just need to keep them apart.
I'll keep Miss Cheerilee occupied.
You two do the same with Big Mac.
No problem! Meet me back at the clubhouse in an hour, when this whole mess is over.
This one looks nice.
Better try it on though.
Ten minutes down, fifty minutes to go.
No.
No.
Not that one either.
No.
Too shiny.
No.
You know, somethin' less shiny.
Miss Cheerilee deserves the best.
How much time is left? I'm runnin' out of ways to make diamond sound bad.
We still have twenty-five minutes.
Aw! Where's my brother?! He made his purchase and departed out the back.
Said something about needing to see his schmoopie-schmoo.
Okay.
I'll see what I can do to slow him down.
You go on to Carousel Boutique and warn Sweetie Belle.
Moo! Huh? What's wrong?! Where's Apple Bloom?! Where's Big Mac?! On his way.
Gotta keep him out of boutique.
Huh? Move away! He'll get to her! He's too strong! Let him go! Schmoopie-doo Whoa! I sure am glad you found those shovels.
Oh, one more minute and the spell will be broken! Schmoopie-doo! Sweetums? Schmoopie-doo! Aaaaaaaaahhh! Oh, please be normal, please be normal! Am I wearing a wedding veil? Yyup.
Are you sitting on a feather bed in a hole in the ground? Yup.
Girls! Can you explain why I look like I'm getting married at the bottom of a pit? We may have given you the teeny, tiniest bit of love potion that may have turned out to actually be a love poison.
And you may have gone just a teeny, tiniest bit naughty.
But we only did it, because we thought you and Big Mac would be really happy if you could be each other's very special someponies on Hearts and Hooves Day.
Our hearts and hooves were in the right place.
We appreciate that you care about us and want us to be happy, but But no matter how good our intentions might have been we should have never meddled in your relationship.
Nopony can force two ponies to be together.
It's up to everypony to choose that very special somepony for themselves.
We're sorry.
And you can think about how sorry you are while you're doing all of Big Mac's chores at Sweet Apple Acres.
Does that seem like a fair punishment to you? Yyup.
Hey there, Miss Cheerilee.
What are you doin' here? Since you three are doing all of his chores Big Mac and I thought we'd have a picnic at the gazebo.
Ready, sugar bear? Yup, pumpkin pie.
NOOO!!!