My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Episode Scripts

N/A - Pinkie Pride

Well Boneless, looks like our work here is done.
Yep, those ponies never partied so hard.
Thanks to me, Cheese.
Cheese Sandwich.
That was a doozy.
Well Boneless, looks like our next party is gonna be in… Ponyville! Every single day there's something new you can plan for Every single day there's something wonderful to do But nothing makes me happy like a day that I can say "Today I planned a party, and it's just for you!" How's it going today, Pinkie? Great, thanks! Got any streamers today? You betcha! Big party planned? Don't you know it! Don't have much time to gather all the things I need If I'm really gonna make this party fly For today's another day that all of Ponyville will say There goes the super party pony Pinkie Pie! She planned our first foal shower where we played all sorts of games Having so much fun as we chose Pound and Pumpkin's names She planned my cute-ceañera, my dad made me, I won't lie I demanded all the best, I suppose she passed the test Sure it was pretty good all thanks to Pinkie Pie Thanks, I guess? What color paints do you need? I'm gonna need the full rainbow! A paintbrush too? Yes, if you please! And what from me? Your biggest banner! This party's gonna be the best! I don't doubt it! Every single day there's something new we can plan for Every single day there's something wonderful to try But nothing makes us happy like a day that we can say "Today there'll be a party planned by Pinkie Pie!" I don't know how she does it.
Wow, look at her go! I don't know how she does it.
Wow, look at her go! Oh, boy! This is gonna be good! Wow, look at her go! Oh, boy! This is gonna be good! Go, Pinkie, go! Oh, boy! This is gonna be good! Go, Pinkie, go! There's no other pony like her, no pony that could be As great! As great! As great! As fun! As fun! As our super party pony Pinkie! I am so, so, SO excited because today I am planning the birthday bash of… Rainbow Dash! Yeah! Rainbow Dash… Yes, Pinkie? You realize that, by enlisting me as your party planner, I guarantee that this is going to be the funnest, most fantabulous, superbial party in Ponyville? Uh…yeah? I guess.
No guesses! Parties are no picnic! Oh, I like a nice picnic party.
Parties.
Are.
Serious.
And you have my certified Pinkie Party Promise.
That you will have the best birthday party EVER! Okay.
Great! Now, who's ready to join the super duper party pony to plan the super duper party! I am.
Who are you, stranger? Name's Cheese Sandwich.
I plan parties.
What an amazing coincidence! I'm Pinkie Pie, and I'm planning a party! Oh, it's no coincidence, my little pony.
My cheesy sense was a-tingling, telling me a party was in the works.
A cheesy sense? Double amazing! I have a Pinkie Sense! Yes.
I sensed you did.
And I happen to be the premiere party planner in all of Equestria.
If there's a party in need, there I'll be.
Be it wingding, hoedown, hootenanny, or shindig, I'm your pony.
A pair of party pony planners in Ponyville?! What can be more perfect?! I'll tell you what -- making this party epic! 'Cause this isn't just any birthday.
It's also the anniversary of when I moved to Ponyville! Good heavens, Rainbow Dash.
It's your "birth-iversary"! Exactly! So what do you say, party planners? Oh, I think we can do it! Oh, I don't think so.
I know so! After all… The super-duper party pony — that pony is me I always knew that was the kind of pony I would be Me too! Come on, ponies! Who here likes to party? You do! I can tell! When I was but a little colt, I just wanted to play Like me! When I was but a little colt, I just wanted to play Like me! But everypony told me, "Cheese, that fun just wastes the day" Like me! But everypony told me, "Cheese, that fun just wastes the day" As if! But everypony told me, "Cheese, that fun just wastes the day" But when I threw a party and I busted out some moves As if! But when I threw a party and I busted out some moves Uh-huh! But when I threw a party and I busted out some moves The ponies finally saw the light and got into the groove Uh-huh! The ponies finally saw the light and got into the groove You know it! The ponies finally saw the light and got into the groove You know it! The super-duper party pony -- that pony is me And me! The super-duper party pony -- that pony is me And me! You'll never meet another party pony quite like Cheese! And me! You'll never meet another party pony quite like Cheese! Uh, Pinkie? You'll never meet another party pony quite like Cheese! Uh, Pinkie? Hey, good-lookin', want some mayonnaise? Uh, Pinkie? Hey, good-lookin', want some mayonnaise? My parties are all off the hook I never plan them by the book I start out fun, then whoopsie-daisy Everybody just gets crazy! Bored of snacks made by your mom? How about a giant party bomb? Huge piñatas filled with cake Or dive into my fruit punch lake! The super-duper party pony -- that pony is me You'll never meet another party pony quite like Cheese C'mon, kid, take it for a spin! Golly! Thanks, mister! Oh, when I throw a Cheese party, be sure to not be lame And miss my pie fights, wacky kites, and streamers in your mane Fizzy drinks, Hawaiian shirts, and brie fondue delight You know that with Cheese Sandwich, you'll be partying all night! C'mon, everypony! Let's party down with Cheese! You're really a certified party pony? That's right! That's my guarantee! The super-duper party pony — that pony is me-e-e-e-e But what about the super party pony named Pinkie…? Yeah Now that's what I'm talking about! I'm so stoked you're here, Cheese Sandwich! Yeah.
You sure did come on the right day.
Your party sounds simply divine.
We're so lucky to have you here.
Just doing my job, little fillies.
I mean, Pinkie Pie's parties are fun and sweet and all, but now this party's gonna be… Epic? You said it! Feels gouda! Oh, yeah! No offense, Pinkie.
None taken.
My birth-iversary is already looking way cooler.
You are my kind of party pony, Cheese Sandwich.
You got that right, Rainbow Dash.
All right, party ponies, I've got some planning to do! Pinkie! Aren't you gonna help Cheese Sandwich plan the party? That's okay.
He obviously has what it takes to do it all by himself.
Really? Yes, indeedy! After all, if Cheese really is the super duperiest partying-est pony of them all, maybe that means… I'm… not.
For all my life, all I've wanted to do Was make my friends want to smile true But maybe I was wrong And Pinkie Pie shouldn't plan parties at all I'll try to get up on my hooves And try a different task I'll find something new to do There's gotta be more to me Than planning a party or two I put away my party cannon, I deflated all my balloons The bubbles all burst, now what is next for you? For you… Oh, I remember this one.
my first party ever.
My whole family was there.
And that's Twilight's welcome-to-Ponyville party.
She didn't even expect that one.
Oh, look at Gummy! He just looks so excited for his birthday party! Shining Armor and Cadance's wedding sure was special, especially once I got a hold of the music.
Oh, look at those happy faces All the parties that I had thrown I made them laugh, had such a blast A smile that's all their own They loved seeing me, the real Pinkie Show them the time of their life like they've never known Like they've never known I've got to get back out there, have to show them that I tried For there's only one great party pony — that is Pinkie Pie Won't let Cheese Sandwich beat me, won't let him get me down For I am Pinkie, the bestest party pony around! I must say I marvel at your superior party planning expertise, Cheese Sandwich.
Well, they don't call him the super duper party planner for nothin'.
That's it! This pony has gotta get her title back! And I know just what to do! Totally awesome! Best I've ever seen.
I can't believe it! Freeze, Cheese! I challenge you to a goof off! Oh, no! Not a goof off! What's a goof off? I have no idea.
This Cheese has stood alone for a long time, Pinkie Pie.
You think you can out-goof me? Oh, I don't think so.
I know so! And the stakes are high, Cheese Sandwich.
Whoever wins will be dubbed the ultimate super duper party pony and headline the Rainbow Dash birth-iversary bash! And the loser? Doesn't! So are you in, Cheese? Or are you boneless? Nopony calls me boneless! Right, Boneless? Then the goof off is on for high noon! Pinkie? It's already 3 o'clock.
Oh, well then.
Make it 3:10 to goof off! All right, everypony.
According to my official goof off rulebook She actually has a goof off rulebook? Are you kidding? Twilight can find a rulebook for everything! The two competitors have free range to goof about be it by singing, dancing, playing, prancing, joking, or performing to make the judge chortle, chuckle, giggle, guffaw, hoot and holler, whoop it up, and party down.
The funnier, sillier, wilder, and goofier, the better.
Rainbow Dash, since the winner will be headlining your party, you are the judge.
Big tense competition on my birth-iversary.
What could be better? Cheese Sandwich, Pinkie Pie, are you ready? I was born ready! I was ready before I was born! Then let the goofing begin! It's your birthday party, a very special day I've got a song, it won't take long, I just wanted to say Happy, happy, happy, happy Happy, happy, happy, happy Happy, happy, happy, happy birthday to you! If you wanna be the life of the party But you're feeling just a little uptight Call the doctor, beg and plead "Doctor, tell me what I need" Try to put a little cheese in your knees! Bubbles and balloons, bubbles and balloons What's a birthday party without bubbles and balloons? Star-shaped or trapezoid, look what I can do Only Pinkie Pie can make a bubble shaped like you! Just let yourself go floppy, for now this is your chance.
Pretend you have no bones and do the rubber chicken dance! Hit it, Boneless! Cooler than a rubber chicken and tastier than cake.
Come on, you, let's party down and do the Gummy shake! Hit it, Gummy! Come on, you, let's party down and do the Gummy shake! Hit it, Gummy! Uh-huh! You know it! Shake it! 'Cause I like to make you smile, smile, smile, yes I do It fills my heart with sunshine all the while, yes it does 'Cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile From these happy friends of mine That's my song! What do you mean? I have no idea what you're talking about.
THAT'S IT! Roll out the party cannon When you hear the party cannon song Ka-BOOM! Why should you compromise? Try this one on for size 'Cause nothing quite says cheer like the ringing in your ear Of the cheese supreme cannonball surprise! Dale, dale, dale No pierdas el tino Porque si lo pierdes Pierdes el camino! Rainbow's not having the best party ever! I I broke the Pinkie Party Promise! Stop!!! The goof off is off! What do you mean? But I haven't named a winner.
You don't have to.
I forfeit.
Which means Cheese Sandwich wins.
I do? Yes.
You get to headline Rainbow Dash's party.
But what about you, Pinkie? I I don't.
Pinkie, wait! I'm sorry I got all swept up by Cheese Sandwich.
We all are.
Don't know what got into me.
Sorry, Pinkie.
No.
I'm sorry I let my pride get in the way of you having the best birth-iversary ever.
Cheese Sandwich really is a super duper party planner, and he'll be a terrific headliner.
I should've been a big enough pony to admit that and let you have your day.
But don't you get it? You're both super duper party ponies.
Sure, Cheese Sandwich is a great guest party pony, but you're Ponyville's permanent party pony.
Nopony could ever take your place, and we could never have a party without you.
Rainbow Dash is right.
I never meant to take your place in Ponyville.
I just wanted to show you what a great party pony I am, Pinkie.
Why me? Well I fear I told a little fib about my pony past I hope that when you hear the truth, you will not be aghast I wasn't quite the super party pony like I claimed The fact is that I was so shy, nopony knew my name I stumbled into Ponyville one afternoon by chance And found the biggest ever celebration party dance Everything was perfect, cheer was filling up the place And I saw that everypony had a smile upon their face I vowed that day to change my life, the past I did set free For now Cheese Sandwich was a party pony full of glee A super duper party pony — that's what I became I traveled all Equestria, and all did know my name But that never would have happened on my own, I'll tell you why For the one who threw that party, it was you, Pinkie Pie Me? Yes! Really?! Really! So I was the pony that threw the awesomely spectacular party that inspired you to become an awesome spectacular party thrower? Swear on camembert! Enough with the warm fuzzy stuff, you two.
It's my birth-iversary, and you gotta throw me a bash! Yeah! Let's go! Super duper party ponies — that is me and you A party thrown by one is good, but not as great as two Come on and let's join forces, have twice the expertise Now let's all go to the party planned by Pinkie Pie and Cheese! All right, everypony! We are here to celebrate the birthday and anniversary of Rainbow Dash! Hey, everypony! Who's ready to get their party on?! Hit it! Get your hooves up, party's starting now, right now Everypony, everypony get down Time to make a wish, better make it right now It's been a year and today is your birthday party Make a wish, it's your birthday Make a wish, it's your birthday party Make a wish, it's your birthday Make a wish, it's your birthday party Cheese Sandwich! I gotta tell ya, you and Pinkie have totally made this the best birthday/anniversary super combo ever! It's totally-- Epic? Yeah, it is! That's all I needed to hear, little filly.
Just a little memento of my visit.
You're giving me your special rubber chicken friend? Oh, he's not the only one.
Well, Boneless Two, another job well done.
But it's time we mosey along.
Another town another party.
I never did get that pony's name.
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