New Girl s04e18 Episode Script

Walk Of Shame

Your hair cos ى different.
Well, get used boys, because we are single, we are sophisticated and have just been to a place - to make us do the fold.
- What is the "fold"? Do you know how impossible get great hair alone? - No.
- You know the hair of those who admire? Jesus.
Dude, her hair are ignored for that story of miracles.
There is a place that you just fold the hair? Well, before you wash them.
Essentially first create a problem and then they charge you to fix it.
Here's an idea for a new turnover.
What about if you deadlift heels from shoes and then I'll pay for re-glue? Or take your aching back and fix it.
Which would make me just a chiropractor.
You girls have to be very careful, the fold can give to a woman too much security and finds himself in situations older than she.
Hillary Clinton.
Hey, Ken, can you put the beer behind the counter.
Actually I had come to talk with these beautiful girls.
Beautiful hair.
Hey, Jess.
Hey, Cece.
Zamporso, hello.
I would give my hand, but it is moist.
- Still talking in people's faces.
- In my building there is internet, now.
- You've become even more pretty? - What? No.
What? No.
What? - No.
- You and Cece should come to a party with us tonight.
Live with Ken, Ken played football in college.
Show him, Ken! Just kidding, Ken, no one wants to see that stuff.
In any case, there will be people really pussies , - know two architects twins.
- S ى, are - Brothers.
- Ken, of what we talked about? Some people understand things that do not are just natural for your brain.
Stupid idiot, does' talk me.
So, you want to come? - Can you excuse me for a moment? - S ى.
Thou hast played terrible, stupid idiot.
Cece, I know I'm weird, but at parties there are cute guys who are not Schmidt.
That said Charisma, while you wash your hair? What worried about Taylor Swift who lived in New York all alone.
Sure, we all are, but he also said that we must embrace our freedom.
We are single, we can do what we want! The only thing that stops us is us, Charisma and made us promise not to waste these put into the crease.
- Our hair looks fabulous.
- Let'S Do It! We go to this party! Let's see where it takes us this trip! Good morning.
Hello.
Wanna hear a funny story? This green pillow here I always put me between the legs, as if there was someone to sleep with me.
But it has found its rightful home under your head, now.
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Coach! Come here, we're looking at video of Italian falling.
E 'to run with May, you know, I believe I have found the right one.
It seems we do not even kissed.
If it is true, what were those noises in their room? It 'strange.
Just listen in to the rooms of others noises to try sex, Winston! - Listen, if I do not do, - Hey.
Hey.
- At least I make sure others do.
- Winston, I'm serious.
Good morning! - I guess you know all of May.
- Hello There.
If you want to exchange amenities, Please, do it now, because it's going to go.
Why are you talking as if I smoked and I were your father? I'm sorry I could not stay, but sound at a charity event today sound suite number And the only thing left for me to learn is the passage of cadence, then - Well, at least not a sarabande.
- No, my God, I know! True? S ى, I get it.
E 'crazy.
Hey, why do not you come too? S ى, is in an art gallery.
S ى, s ى, I think I speak on behalf of all, saying "absolument".
There is something too strong in Italian ending butt on the ground, man.
- My God! My God! - My God! - My God! My God! My God! - My God! My God! My God! You have stickers on the neck.
"The man and the legend"? Cos ى not mean that the penis does not have it right? I had no choice, is sleeping on my shirt.
We have to go! - Walk of Shame! Let'S Go! - Hang on.
Why for women there is a specific name, for when they return home in the morning, while for men it is simply go home? Chiamiamoci for who we are.
Two respectable women running towards the car.
Fantastico.
The sun! Fire of Hell! Where's the car? Where is my car? - No, no! No, no, no, no, no! - No, no! - No, no, no, no, no, no, no! - No, no, no, no, no! PROHIBITION OF PARKING FROM 6 TO 18 FORCED REMOVAL - No! - What do we do now? I have the phone outlet.
- Mine too is dead.
- I do not have cash.
- What do we do now? We walk? - My feet are a mess.
Okay? And go around with shoes in hand is the authentic walk of shame.
Please stop saying " walk of shame".
Even "authentic".
Not even that word makes me mad.
If that athlete South African who killed his girlfriend can run without legs, we can walk on his heels.
Hey, you! Those bitches are making fun of us? Hey! Go and make a ride! She Is vice principal of a middle school and can put you both in punishment.
Hey, one of you could to use his phone - in exchange for Cece? - What? - A cheese and a condom? - E 'for emergencies.
Do you think Nick and Winston should come in May of that thing? - No.
- That is, I am afraid that I will put in a quandary.
I can barely hold on with friends May alone.
E 'increasingly neo-romanticism with that guy, as Rihm - Rochberg, Zwilich.
- You know what song I find neo-romantic? "Monday Night Football"? Because I feel a bit 'of embarrassment now? It 's good to be with you.
I know a lot of things on classical music.
In high school I did the ghost of Rachmaninoff in a play loosely based on "Shine".
Do you believe that it is absurd to think that such a thing? That is, you think you can come? You know, once I brought Nick to a business dinner.
E 'was fun! It was a classy place.
The vest with no shirt? I mean, it's a simple look.
It did not go well for the occasion.
To not you think we should tell him not to come, right? - We can say what we want.
- Hey, hey.
And then - then, he sleeps on that side.
- Hey, Nick! How are you, friend? Nick, answer, answer, answer, answer! - The voice mailbox of - Penis Merit.
is full.
- Goodbye.
- And here.
- All the numbers that I know by heart.
- More than I know myself.
Learn from us.
And Never open a credit line with the boyfriend, no matter how talented he.
We will go on foot.
We will go on foot.
Okay.
This is a real walk of shame.
Yeah.
- Bad start today, sir! - E 'was the styling.
- It 'was the styling.
- You'll be fine.
Come on, let's go.
- Oh, my God, they look so comfortable ى.
- Okay, you can do it, okay? You can do it.
Take a deep Oh God, I need those sneakers.
You were almost, you almost made.
The next will go well, you can do it, you can do it.
S ى.
No! No! We follow that train.
See it, the ى alone, cos ى full of water.
If we steal water, are the criminals? If we go beyond the fence, - we exceed a limit that we can no longer? - Shut up, we enter.
Fair enough.
I can not believe we have to go to that stupid thing music.
I just found these coupons two for the price of a water park.
They reopened the wave pool, because they are two years that that guy is dead.
RIP Mike Beakman.
Okay, you know what? I sacrifice myself for the team.
You go to the water park, I go with Coach.
- Really? - My eyes are allergic to urine of children.
- Do not ask me how I know.
- Fig.
- We have lots of fun without us.
- Come on, Coach.
Let's crush the scrotum by our pants tight.
Thanks a lot, guys.
Snakes disgusting.
- They do not want us to go.
- Cursed snakes disgusting.
- We believe stupid.
- I do not want to go there but I do not like the idea of not going because they do not want us to go - and not because we do not want.
- Right, because if we do not, then who will go if we do not want, because we go.
Fair Enough? Go back.
- Come on, I was very clear.
- Where are we going and why? We will go anywhere for both reasons.
- How do you do it cos ى well? - Just expires.
I can not.
But do not give a damn.
We just - E 'heavy.
Okay.
- Yeah.
- Let's fall.
- Push it, push it.
Push, push Retreat, retreat, retreat, retreat.
We're trapped.
And now? Expect it to end the party? - Children are lenses unwrapped gifts.
- Yeah.
Children are very slow.
- I think we've hit bottom.
- Cece I have to tell you something embarrassing.
- What? - I have not been to bed with Zamporso.
I did something worse.
We invented a musical about the creatures of the forest.
- # Owls and squirrels, deer and otters # - # Raccoons and caribou # Get out of here, you are not welcome # - # Get out of here # - # Get out of here # # Caribou, Caribou # 'true.
- Because you made me believe that - Because I have not had a night of passion as a normal woman.
I stayed up all night, pretending to be a tree singing.
- # I'm just a silly old tree.
# - # No, do not tell.
# - # Nobody ever caress me.
# - # Why are only a tree.
# - # They eat only my nuts.
# - # They eat my nuts.
# # They eat my nuts.
# You're right.
It ' much more embarrassing.
Okay.
I confess.
Neither have slept with Ken.
Yeah, we started kissing, until I called Schmidt.
- Never mind, it happens.
- Twice.
- Oh well.
Okay, not good.
- Four times.
I know, and then I felt guilty cos ى, that I placed throughout the room.
I'm a grown woman, love with her ex who is with another.
And I steal my neighbor's wi-fi.
But what I've become? Let's turn the day.
Wait.
Coach.
- What? - Put it in your pocket.
- No, it's dirty meat, man.
- Put it in your pocket, come on! Before I played the violin.
Then I became a real musician.
Why sounds a larger instrument, right? I know the cello.
Yeah.
Bravo, the cello is really bigger! What the hell are they doing here? I do not know, they drink so normal not anything went awry.
Exactly.
What the hell are they thinking? - You're a genius! - The very good municipal water! Okay, so far was a shitty day, no? What would you think, if the pump was your ex-boyfriend? Jess? - Genzlinger! - Hey! Flame from the past, how is this loser? This loser is fine.
- I do not know if it's a way of saying, but - How the hell are you doing? Well, you like I do not know why I did it.
I remade, I do not know why.
Why are you all dressed up, eh? Why speak pompous? What happens? We have come to acculturarci and enjoy the show.
- Seriously? - And to make you feel like shit for thinking that you would be embarrassed.
- Let me give blacks! - I'm an American, I require a woman - if you must do it.
- Stop! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! - Down paws! - I hear something! Be higher, Coach.
Satisfy paws off me! Toothpicks in the leg! Cabbage.
Ernie! Apologize to Frondi, please.
The flutist.
What plays the flute.
Sorry, Frondie.
Better go.
We will compensate you for all damages.
- Do not leave anything out.
- No, not true.
- Do not leave anything out! - Is not it.
- S ى, I was promoted to vice-principal.
V.
P.
- Very Well.
I soy sauce in the desk, cos ى nothing more food in cartons.
You're a little 'shaken.
- I understood everything.
- What? I was not born yesterday, you think we did the walk of shame! - I did not think, but - Congratulations! Steps on Sunday to have parties based cupcake in your beautiful home, with your beautiful children Asian media and the bag with diapers! I think someone needs to rest.
Just because I do not have a house, a husband or a son does not mean that I do not walk well.
We are still growing and maturing.
It 'a good thing! Look at this hair.
Hair are single.
Hair who made merry! No hair from boring person, already married and settled.
E 'pure fun! We have fun! You know that I did last night? I completely pulled the plug and I did a musical with a guy named Zamporso and it was better than sex.
# They are like a fox, but are not so clever.
# Well, what about, are just a good girl! # I'm glad that everything is fine.
You know what, Genzlinger? I do not care what you think of me, it's my path.
- Welcome to my path to hell! - Well, good luck.
- Are you ready? - S ى, ى s, s ى.
There was Jenn.
No.
It is not my house, okay? There is a bag with diapers father, is the bag of despair why do the clowns at parties! In fact, I do the clown singing at parties.
So morning my walk was the most shameful of all! - What happened with Jenn? - Thanks for having appointed.
We hit the top! Dumped me.
You know that I did last night? I'll tell you right away.
I masturbated on drawings porn that I had done alone on the back of an envelope! It 'very good with the children.
- Who are you? - Impersonator of Liza Minnelli.
Cos ى Guys, I do not think the toothpick is coming out, so the best thing is to push, to get it out the other side, right? - Do you agree? - How could you? You ridiculed, we did nothing! In fact, you've embarrassed ourselves, as you always do, Coach.
Like when you sit on the hood, while you gasoline.
That is want to do as in "The Dukes of Hazzard", idiot? I've seen him do in Isaiah Thomas in a poster and this is cool.
- And why are you laughing? - What do you want? Ti smear cocoa butter as a girl that uses the gloss for the first time.
But he curls his lip more.
- Winston, is' shut up! - Gotcha! - There embarrass most of all.
- With your songs.
- Clothes.
- The crystals.
- The graffiti.
- The mustache.
- The crest.
- The bells.
- Puzzles.
- The cat.
For information, you too have lived with the cat.
But I was the only to reap the benefits.
Here! Look, is not as it seems! The one thing we remove from the thigh.
When we do, we're done here.
Maybe not work, with May.
E 'too much for me.
I should go back to having sex with beautiful women that does not involve me emotionally.
- My work! - You did not impress her because you play an instrument.
You did impress her because you're cocky and funny.
Are you afraid of her because she plays the guitar vertical? Right, Coach.
I do not understand why we are trying to make you feel appropriate.
You are Coach and six sexy even in overalls.
- Yeah.
- I taught you to live life with security to face everything with humor and, number three, third to be a large fig tree.
These are my rules You and I passed.
Va 's ى out, beautiful peacock! - Shake those feathers.
- I would not do me these compliments I while his pants down, but I appreciate them.
Paul, you do not have to use it, if you do not want.
- You do not have to be a clown for strength.
- S ى you need.
- He says - Open your mind to the path! If Taylor Swift can live alone in New York, think about what you can do.
The only thing that stops you is you.
Yeah.
Lady, do not let the clown, or today not ever.
- What are you doing? - A path.
My path cabbage.
Take back our day! Happy birthday, little guy! May we have several laps.
Mine is not even a ride, it's a swirling mass of idiots.
But - are done cos ى.
- You did not have to go back to tell me you're an idiot.
No.
What I have to tell you that I like you and that and I hate classical music.
I'm sorry, but I hate it.
That is, there are so many kinds most beautiful now.
- It ' S ى.
- Okay.
But if the sounds you, I want to listen - because you are important to me.
- It fits well.
You sound a song And if you tell me the title give us another opportunity.
If you do not want to do it okay.
E 'stands for "Monday Night Football"! S ى, I learned for you.
Okay.
- Sorry.
- I was impressed.
- Okay, I just have - Okay, do not touch it! - Do not touch it! - Okay.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Los Angeles! We are of little good and clowns, but we are not losers.
- We are not losers! - Yeah.
No, we are adventurers! Shame! I know you, I know you , mask.
- Hello, Nicholas! - Hey, Ganzlinger! I miss you, friend.
What beautiful shoes! Hey, guys, I'm still alive! - Take that, Lyme disease.
- Cecilia, that shirt is that? "The man and the legend"? I think you know the legend.
Do you want a ride? - No.
- S ى.
No.
No, we made it this far.
- Okay.
- Continue on foot.
S ى, it is true, it is true.
Take that, City of Angels! - We are the real angels.
- S ى! Charisma, we have not wasted the fold! I understand that we are exalting, but let's get a grip! Thank God, we did it! Jess, you forgot your bag.
I have not peeked inside - but I sensed your essence.
- Thanks, Zamporso.
# The forest is melancholy for a being like him.
# I am a wolf homosexual.
# # E 'a wolf homosexual.
# - # Regna used in that environment.
# - No, no, do not go out.
# It 'hard to be an animal homosexual # recently.
# It 'very embarrassing.
- Yeah.
- # Recently.
# That I did not want to go out.
We should do it in less, to give a sense of sadness and loneliness.
S ى, wants to feel accepted, May.
S ى, I understand, I like it.
# He runs with his flock # - # looking for a bite.
# - It fits well.
- # In his heart a sad song.
# - You are good, guys.
# E 'a lone wolf homosexual.
# # Wait! # # Also I am a wolf homosexual.
# How about we go to eat? # # Only if food is homosexual.
# A round of applause.
A round of applause, now.
Thanks.
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