Rabbids Invasion (2013) Episode Scripts

N/A - Rabbid Quiz; Mona Rabbida; Team Rabbid

1 - [man] Give me a "B.
" - [rabbid] Ba ba ba ba ba.
[man] Give me a lot of "ha.
" [woman singing operatically] [both scream] [title music] # Ho hee # Baa [tires screeching] # Ba, ba, baa # Ba ba Ba, baa Ba Ba - # Ba # - # Aaah # Baa Ho hee Zo zee [singing "Also Sprach Zarathustra" in gibberish] [singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.
5" in gibberish] [drum riff] # Da-daa # [beeping] Ba ha.
[whimpering] [distant laughter] [grunting] [laughter] [shouting gibberish] Ba ba ba ba ba ba.
Ba la ba roo! Hmph! [laughter] Ah ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba.
Ba! Ahh.
Ahh.
Ba blo blo.
Bo bo ba blee da ba.
Oh Ba! Oh ga vee Oh ga! [laughter] [grunting] Ra goo! [radio announcer] Be the first to win a TV on TV.
Oh.
It's the only TV game show where you go on TV to win a TV! Hmm? Mm! Wa ha! Oh, ba ba ba bow.
[muttering] Ba.
[chuckling] [clearing throat] Bo blo! Oh! Hmm? Oh, ja va bo.
Mm-hmm, hmm.
Hmm? [both whistling] Oh, do bo blo.
Welcome to "Who Wants To Win A TV on TV!" [purring] My show's going to start, Kiki.
And please welcome our three competitors of the day.
Hello.
[chuckling] Hi.
Hello.
Hmm.
Ba ba ba.
Ba ba! Ba.
Baa! Huh? [gulps] Ba ba ba ba! Ba ba ba! Ready for the first question? Ba ba.
And it's mixed Hey, hey! What are you doing here? Maybe we should adjust the antenna.
[laughing] What? [screaming] [laughing] Aah! Fire! [fire alarm blaring] Ba ba ba.
Everybody out! [screaming] Is it just me, or have they changed the rules of this game? Hmm? [alarm continues] [people shouting] Huh? Bo blo? Ba ba ba ba ba! [recorded applause] Hmm.
Mm-hmm-hmm.
[speaking gibberish] [recorded laughter] Ba ba beeya! Oh, ba ba ba! Ba ya ya ya.
Oh.
Oh, do ba ba.
[gasping] [speaking gibberish] Oh ya da ba Huh? Ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba.
Hmm? Bo da wudda wo wo.
Da ba blo.
Mm-hmm.
Bo do.
Oh, ha.
[laughter] Oh, Kiki, the TV show is back on.
Ba ba.
Ba da ba ba! Da bo.
Ahh.
Da ba bo ba ba ba.
Ga ba ba.
[timer ticking, buzzing] Ba ba? Blo.
Ba ba ba! Unh! [laughing] Ba ba bla.
[laughing] Ah ba blo ba.
- Hmm? - Ba ba.
[music] Ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba! [clearing throat] [singing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" in gibberish] [humming along] [yawning] [music ends] Huh? Ba ba ba ba bla.
[buzzer] Did you change the channel, Kiki? Hmm.
Ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba.
Mm, bla ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
Ba ha ha.
Ah ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba.
Blo sa ba.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
Ba huh? Hmm? Ba da da! [shouting gibberish] Oh, do bo bla.
[shouting gibberish] [music] Ba di da da.
[speaking gibberish] Ba da da! Ba ba ba! Blo bo bo bo.
Ah ba ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba! [sniffing, sizzling] [chuckling] [music] Call now to buy this article.
Just dial 555-0199.
55 Oh! He didn't give me time.
Huh? - Oh, ba ba! - Ba ba! - Oh, ba ba ba ba! - Oh, ba ba ba ba ba! Do do blo.
Oh, wha Oh, ow.
[all shouting gibberish] [laughter] - Ba ba ba ba ba ba! - Ba! [laughing] - Ba ba ba ba - Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba [music] Ba ba bla.
Ba ba bla, bla bla bla.
- Ba ba bla.
- Ba ba? - Ba ba bla.
- Oh! - Ba.
- [laughing] Ba ba ba.
Ba ha! [laughing] [laughing, blowing raspberry] [music] [both shouting in gibberish] Ba ba! [shouting gibberish] Kiki, I think the TV's gone all wonky.
Ba.
And now, for the final question, on "Who Wants To Win A TV On TV," who invented TV? "A," Plato.
"B," a beaver.
"C," John Logie Baird.
[buzzer] Bo blo.
Answer "C"! You've just won a TV on TV! [applause] [music] Ba ba! Ba ba ba.
[whimpering] Ah, well, good for him.
[excited muttering] Ba ba blo! Oh do be! Huh? No do blo.
Hmm? Hmm? Hmm.
Huh Oh! [music] [music winding down] [shouting gibberish] Toka toka.
Hmm.
[gasping] [laughing] Ba ba! Ba ba? Ba ba.
Ba ba ba! Ba ba ba! Oh Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba! Ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba! Ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba [singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.
5" in gibberish] [drum riff] # Da-daa # [music] Ba.
Ba.
[grunting] Ba! Ba! Huh? Oh, ba ba.
Ba ba! [grunting] Ba ba! Ba! Unh! - Ba ba! - Ooh! [muffled gibberish] [crashing] [laughing] Ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba, ba ba ba! Ba ba.
[grunting] Ba! Ba ba! [vibrating] Unh! Unh! Unh! [grunting] Ba! Baa! - [computer voice] Destination, 1503 A.
D.
- Ba.
Oh, ba.
Ba ba ba! - Ba ba ba! - Launching in three - Ba ba ba! - two, one Ba? Ba ba.
Oh.
Ba? Ba.
[classical music] Ba ba ba.
Wa ba ba.
Ba ba ba! Ba wa wa! Mm, ba ba ba! [man chuckling] Let me show you my new masterpiece.
[energy crackling] Ba ba.
[chuckling] Ba! Ba ba ba ba! Ba! [music] Ba ba.
[grunting] - Ahh - Bo! [gasping] [music] [whimpering] Unh! [laughing] [groaning] Oh? Bo.
Ahh.
Bo? Hmm? Ba ba ba! Ba ba ba! Mm, mmm.
Ba ba ba! - Ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba.
- Huh? Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba Ba.
Ba ba ba? [chuckling] Ah ba ba ba ba ba? Ba ba ba ba! [chuckling] Mm.
Oh.
[kissing noises] Ba ba ba.
Hmm, ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba? Ba ba! Ba ba! Ba ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba, ba, ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba? Oh.
[kissing] Ba ba! Ba ba! Ba ba ba [crashing] Oh Oh.
Ba ba.
Ba ba ba.
Ba, ba ba ba.
Hmm.
Ah, ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba! Ba ba! Ba ba ba ba ba! Aah! [groaning] Ooh! Oh [toilet flushing] Ba ba! Ba ba ba ba! Ahh.
Ba ba.
Ba ba ba? Hmm.
Ba.
[camera shutter clicking] [muffled gibberish] [excited muttering] Ba ba ba ba! Ba ba ba ba? Ba ba ba! Ba, ba ba ba.
Huh? [whimpering] Ba ba ba Ba bow! Ba bow ba ba bow! Bo.
Whoa Unh! Ba ba ba be.
Bo ba ba ba bow.
Ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba.
Ba ba? [grunting] Baa! Oh! [grunting] Ba ba.
Oh Ba ha! [chuckling] Oh, ba ba ba! Ooh! Ooh, bo bo bo ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba.
Oh Oh, ba ba.
Huh? [grunting] [music] Ba.
Ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba! [chuckling] Mm, ba ba.
Ba ba Oh! Ba ba ba.
Ah, ba ba! Oh [muttering] Mm.
Ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba ba.
Ah ba ba ba.
Oh, ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba ba.
Ba bow.
Oh Ba ba.
Ba, ba ba ba ba! [chuckling] Oh, oh.
Ba ba ba, ba ba bo.
Ba ba bo, ba ba ba.
Um Ba ba ba.
[chuckling] [wedding march plays] Hmm Oh.
[kissing] Blah! Oh, hmm.
Ba ba.
Huh? Ba, ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba! [chuckling] Hmm, "ba ba ba ba.
" [blows raspberry] Oh.
[gulps] Ba ba ba ba.
Uh-huh.
[laughing] Ba? Bo.
Ba ba! [chuckling] Ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba.
Hmm Ba! [laughing] Oh.
Oh.
[grunting] [snoring] Ba, ba ba ba! [laughing] Ba ba ba ba bo.
[disco music] Ba, ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
Bo? Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba.
Oh, ba ba! Ba ba ba? Wah! Ba ba ba! Ba ba ba! Ba ba! [chuckling] Ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba ba.
Ba, ba ba ba.
Ba bow bow bow bow bow! Ba ba ba ba bow! Hmm? Ba bow! Oh, ba bow, ba bow, ba ba.
[growling] Ba.
Ba ba ba! Unh! [grunting] Bo? [speaking gibberish] Oh! [wind blowing] Oh Oh! Ba bow! [chuckling] Ba ba.
[grunting] Ba? [laughing] Oh.
Ba ba! Huh! [grunting] Ba! Ow! Oh Ba! [whimpering] Ba! Ba, ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba! Bo! Oh Bo.
Bo.
Bo.
Ba ba! Ba ba! [laughter] Ba Ba! Ba ba! Ba! Ba ba! Ba! Bo ba! Ba bow! Oh! Ooh! [computer voice] Destination, 1503 A.
D.
- Ba ba ba ba ba ba! - Launch in 3, 2, 1.
[music] Ba.
Oh, ba? Ba? Bo, bo, oh.
[music] Ba, ba ba.
Oh, ba ba ba ba.
[man] But, the first one disappeared, so I had to paint another.
This one's gonna be a real masterpiece.
[singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.
5" in gibberish] [drum riff] # Da-daa # [music] - Ba ba.
- Ba.
Baa.
[whistle blowing] Ba Ba! Ba ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba Unh! [chuckling] Ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba! - Oh! - Ba ba.
Ba! [chuckling] Ba! Ba ba ba! Oh Unh! [crashing] Unh! [weak muttering] Ba ba? Oh.
[whistle blowing] Hmm? [whistle blowing] [chuckling] Ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-ba! Ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-ba! Hmm? Oh, ba ba ba boo.
[beeping] Huh? Ba ba ba.
[computer voice] Trans-temporal spatial function active.
- Ahh.
- Vehicle operational.
Ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-ba! Ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-ba! - Ah.
- Ba ba? - Ba, ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba! - Bo ba.
Ba blo? [speaking gibberish] Ba, ba ba ba, ba! - Ahh, da - Ha ha ha, ba ba ba.
- Ba ba.
- Ba ba ba ba.
[computer voice] Destination, minus three million years.
[muttering] [athletes grunting, whistle blowing] Ba! Ba ba ba ba.
[gasping] [whimpering] Ba ba, ba ba ba! Ba ba! [chuckling] Huh? [computer voice] Launching in five seconds.
Four, three, two, one [all shouting] Huh? - Ignition.
- Ba bo! Bow, ba ba ba! - Bow? - Recalculating.
[whistling] [electricity crackling] Ba bo! [tires screeching] Bo? Ba.
Ba.
Ba ba.
[laughter] Ba ba! [tires screeching] Ba ba! [muttering gibberish] Hmm? Ba.
Destination, minus three million years.
[door opens] Huh? - Starting countdown - Huh? [gasping] - [laughing] Ba ba! - Hey! You guys aren't part of the delivery.
[all grunting] Huh? Unh! [whistling] [gasping] [shouting gibberish] [muffled shouting] [man] This is wrong.
It's wrong, I Just It's all too It's too pink! It's not loopy enough! I'm done with all of that! [man clearing throat] Uh, where should I put this, uh piece.
Ooh.
Hmm.
[shouting, speaking gibberish] Ba ba! Ah-ha! Ba ba ba! Ba ba.
Ba ba ba! Ba bo! Hmm.
Ba ba? [muttering, speaking gibberish] [giggling] [grunting] Mm-hmm.
[doorbell ringing] [man] Who dares disturb me? [speaking gibberish] [beeping] [computer voice] Please excuse me, human, but it seems my temporal displacement [rabbids shouting] Huh? [rabbids laughing] Huh.
[laughing] [all grunting] [laughing] Ba! Ba ba ba.
Mm.
Ba? [speaking gibberish] [door creaking] Ba, unh, ooh! Ba ba ba! Ba? Ba ba.
[speaking gibberish] Mm-hmm.
[man whistling] Yes, a metaphor.
I see a metaphor.
Huh? Well, that's the last of the statues.
Where do you want 'em? Pink rabbits? So last year.
Into the compactor with them.
- Hmm? - All right.
[whimpering] [buzzing, machinery whirring] All right, see you later, Mr.
"Artiste.
" [gulps] [machinery buzzing] [metallic clanging] Oh, ba ba ba! [whimpering] Unh! [shouting gibberish] [whimpering] Aah! Unh! [crashing] [speaking gibberish] Unh! Huh? Do do blow.
[whimpering] Oh.
Ugh.
There toys are hideous.
I'm so glad we went in a different direction.
Quintessential geek art.
Oh! As a wise man once said, - the "geek" shall inherit the Earth.
- Ah, yoo ree! I'm in heaven again right now, with this [whimpering] Unh! Unh! [both speaking gibberish] Ba bla! Bla bla! [grunting] Ba bla! [both playing, laughing] [shouting gibberish] Ba bla! Bla bla! [electricity crackling] Aah! - Ba? - Ba ba? [groaning] Oh Ba bla! Aah! [thud] - Oh.
- Oh.
[chuckling] [music] Ba ba! [laughter] Ba ba.
Behold the multiplicity.
My work is - Ba! - Ow! Ba ba! Ba ba ba! [chuckling] Bo bo bo bo.
- Ba ba ba ba! - Ba ba ba.
[whimpering] Huh? [muttering] [computer voice] Launching in 15 seconds.
Ba! Ba ba! [whimpering] 14 13 [shouting gibberish] 12 11 10 9 8 7 Ba bla bla! Ba ba ba.
Ba ba, ba! - 4 3 - Ba? Unh! [music] [yelling] Ba baaa!