Rabbids Invasion (2013) Episode Scripts

N/A - Helpful Rabbid; Time Travel Rabbids; Excalirabbid

1 - [man] Give me a "B.
" - [rabbid] Ba ba ba ba ba.
[man] Give me a lot of "ha.
" [woman singing operatically] [both scream] [title music] # Ho hee # Baa [tires screeching] # Ba, ba, baa # Ba ba Ba, baa Ba Ba - # Ba # - # Ahh # Baa Ho hee Zo zee [singing "Also Sprach Zarathustra" in gibberish] [singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.
5" in gibberish] [drum riff] # Ba-baa # [mumbling] Hmm.
[yawning] Hmm.
Ba ba ba.
Ah, ba ba.
[laughs] Ba ba Oh? A-ha.
[knocking] Ba ba? [chuckles] - Ba ba ba.
- Ba ba! Ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba.
Mm-hmm! Ba ba ba ba.
[laughing] Ba ba ba ba? [laughing] Ba ba ba ba! [rumbling] Aah! [mumbling] [whimpering] Ba ba ba! Ma ba ba ba.
Aah! Ba ba ba.
[thud] Oh! [laughing] [mumbling] Oh, ba ba! [kisses] [mumbling] Ba ba? Ba ba! Oh, ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba.
Ba-ba.
[panting] [mumbling] Oh.
[beeping] [mumbling] Eeeeh! [thud] [groaning] [thud] Oh, ba ba ba.
Oh! Ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba.
[mumbling] Hmm? Huh? Hmm? [laughing] Mm-hmm.
Bla bla blo.
Ba ba ba! [coughs] [gibberish] Bla bla.
Huh? Ba ba.
Bla bla.
[grunting] Ba ba! Oh! [gibberish] [gibberish] Ba ba.
Aah! Ba ba ba? [gibberish] Ba? Aah! [gibberish] Aah! [gibberish] Ha ha ha! [shouting] [gasps] [gibberish] Aah! Uhh! Ba ba.
Huh, ba ba ba? Baa.
[whimpering] - Ba ba! - Huh? [gasps] Ba ba! Ba ba ba! Aah! Oh, ba ba ba.
Don't touch that! It's mine! - [man] Minstrel! - Ba ba ba.
I'm ready, My Lord! Ba ba ba? Ba ba ba.
- Now go away! - You clumpish [gasps] Will you stop prancing like a nervous mare?! Please forgive me, My Lord.
It was him! The imp! [chuckles] Ba ba ba.
Ah, ba ba! Oh.
Oh? By my ancestors! What are you? Ba ba! Ba ba ba ba ba ba! Ba ba ba Uhh! [chuckles] Ba ba.
[laughing] I already like you more than this useless clown.
Did you call for me, My Uhh! [chuckles] It might do.
It just might do.
- Ba ba ba.
- Ha ha.
Be still, imp.
[chuckles] - Ba ba! - Uhh! - Aah! - Ba ba ba? Aah! Aagghh! Missed! Let us try again.
Uh, huh Aah! Ba! Aah! Laddie, I said be still! [whimpering] [static buzzing] Ba ba.
When I say be still, I Ba! Ba ba ba! [rock music playing on radio] There.
This time it has to work.
Oh, why is it not working? [woman] Steve? Please stop for a second and come in for a snack! I made you an apple pie! Thanks, Mom.
[thud] Ha ha! [radio slowing down] Ugghh! Imp, where are you? Huh? Where am I? What is this place? [car horn honks] Uhh! Huh? Monsters? Monsters everywhere! Even flying monsters! Vaya con Dios.
Where am I? Huh? Oh.
[whimpering] Ba ba! My imp! Ba ba.
[gulps] I knew you wouldn't let me down.
Now don't move.
Aah! Uhh! Aah! Aah! [grunting] [grunting, panting] Aah! Aah! [groaning] Huh? I've done it! [mumbling] Thank you, imp! Ha ha! We shall fight the monsters together! I'm king of the world! Ba ba ba! [laughing] Huh? Huh? Huh? What? Oh, no! No! I'm sure it's broken.
Huh? It's working! Oh, yeah! Huh? Hmm.
[static buzzing] [gibberish] Huh? Huh? Ba ba! [thud] Aah! [groaning] There you are.
Ba ba! Ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba.
Hmph! Uhh! [whimpering] - Ba ba.
- You be polite with my imp or you will have to deal with me, you frosty miscreant.
[thud] Well, I'm dying of hunger.
Show me the kitchen.
Ba ba ba ba! - [laughing] Ba ba ba.
- [belches] Sorry.
[laughing] Oh.
[both chatting, laughing] [singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.
5" in gibberish] [drum riff] # Ba-baa # [chuckling] Ba ba.
Ba ba.
Ba ba! [mumbling] - Ba ba ba? - Ba ba.
Ba ba.
Ba ba! [beeping] Ba ba ba.
[mumbling] [gasps] [camera flashing] [laughing] Ah.
Ba ba ba.
Hmm? Ba ba ba ba? [laughing] [all gasp] Ba ba.
[all shouting] Huh? Hmm? [gasps] [beeping] [mumbling] [panting] [all shouting] [both laughing] Ba ba.
Uh [chewing] - Ba ba ba ba? - Hmm? Aah! Ba ba? Ba ba? Wha Ba ba! Oh, ba ba ba ba.
[all] Oh, ba ba ba.
Ba? Ba! Ba ba ba ba! Ba ba! Ba ba! [both sighing] Ba ba! [both] Ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba.
Hmm? Ba ba ba ba! Ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba.
- Ah.
- Ah.
[laughs nervously] Ba ba ba ba.
[both whispering] Ba ba! Ba ba ba! Ba ba ba! Oh.
[laughs] Ba ba! [rumbling] Oh! Ba ba! Ba ba ba! Ba ba! [laughs] Ba ba ba ba.
[both chuckling] [both] Ba ba ba! Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba [whimpering] Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba - Ba ba! - Ba ba! - Ah, ba ba! Ba ba ba? Ba ba ba ba ba! Ba ba! Ba ba! Ba ba.
Ba ba! Ba ba! Ba ba.
Ba ba.
Ba ba.
[mumbling] Ba ba.
[camera shutter clicking] Ba ba ba! Ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba ba.
Ah, ba ba! [imitates train whistle] [imitates train whistle] Ba ba.
Ba ba.
[all laughing] Ah, ba ba ba! Uhh! Ba ba ba ba.
[all talking] Oh! Ba ba! Ba ba.
Aah!! Huh? Ba ba ba ba? Ba ba! [both moaning] Ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba? Ba ba.
Ba ba.
Ba ba.
- Aw.
- Aw.
Ba ba ba! - Mmm.
- Mmm.
[laughing] [music] Ah.
Huh? Ba ba ba? [both moaning] Ba ba ba! Ba ba ba! Ba ba! Ba ba ba! Ba! [both moaning] Ba ba! Ba ba! Ba ba ba ba ba ba! Ah, ba ba ba! [gulps] [retching] Uh, ba ba.
Aah! Ah, ba ba! [low growl] [thud] Uhh! Aaah! Ba ba! Aah! [thud] Uh-oh.
[thud] [both groaning] [camera flashes] Ha ha.
Ba ba.
[mumbling] [both] Ah.
Ba ba! Ba ba ba! Huh? Oh.
[whimpers] [both shouting] Ah, ba ba! Ba ba ba! [both laughing, talking] [thud] Ba ba.
Ba ba! Ba ba ba.
[mumbling] Uh [laughs] Ba ba! Ba ba ba! [all] Ba! [singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.
5" in gibberish] [drum riff] # Ba-baa # [gulping] Ah.
[whirring] Ha ha.
[gulping] Ah.
Ah, ba ba ba.
Oh? Huh? Huh? [groans] Ba ba! [laughs] - Ba ba! - Huh? Ha ha ha! Ha! Eee! Ba ba ba! Ba ba! Ba ba! Ba ba ba! [laughing] Hmm.
Ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba? Oh? Ah! Ba ba! Oh? [mumbling] Ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba Ba ba Ba ba [laughs nervously] Ba ba ba! Oh.
Ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba! Aah! Ba ba ba! [shouting] [whimpering] Aah! [shouting] [shouting] [crash] Aah! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! [groaning] A sad day for Sir Roland In the merry month of May Sir Roland, so unlucky - # He lost his # - Enough.
He lost his castle and his Uhh! Hmm? Hmm? Sorry, sir.
Smite me! Merry! Might this be the mighty Excalibur? [grunting] [laughs] You are the chosen one! It is said that he who holds the mighty sword shall rule the kingdom of Brittany! I knew that my luck would change! Let us march on the kingdom of Brittany.
Ha ha! Uh, um, uh, which way is Ba ba ba ba! Ba ba ba! - Huh? - Oh? What is this? Elf? Ba ba ba ba ba! Oh? Ba? Ba ba ba ba! [grunting] He seems to speak the language of Brittany.
Huh? Huh? Brittanish.
Say there, which way takes us to Brittany? Ba ba ba! Ba? Say, back off! Ba ba ba ba! [laughing] [wiggles tongue] Gotcha! Lucky knight Sir Roland In the merry month of May So, which way To Brittany? Ba ba! Ba ba ba! Aagghh! I'll never find a way to the kingdom of Brittany! [whirring] Hmm? [all] Ba? This enchanted box has carried us directly to the kingdom of Brittany! Sir Roland and the magic box Have come to Brittany Uhh! Well met, crown Brittany-ishins.
Salute Sir Roland, your new sovereign, who holds Excalibur! Uh, uh Excalibur! [all groan] Huh? Uhh! Ba ba ba! Ba ba ba ba ba! Aah! Hmm.
[blows raspberry] [laughing] [humming] Uhh.
Huh? Hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Huh? Aah! [shouting] Come back, you coward! [pounding, shouting] [pounding] [gulping] Ba ba! Ha ha! No fortress can deny me! Huh? - Aah! - Ba ba! [laughing] A sad and sorry end for a [laughing] Huh? Ba ba ba! [laughing] Minstrel, grab that devilish sword! Ba ba ba! Aah! [chuckling] Aah! Oh? Ba ba ba.
Aah! Huh? Aah! No, no, no [thud] Ugghh! Huh? Aah! [both yelling] - I am blinded! - My Lord! [shouting, laughing] Come back here, you, you coward! [neighing, blustering] Let's do this thing! Ba ba ba! [shouting] Ooh! Sorry, My Lord.
[shouting] Attack! Ba ba ba! [laughing] Hello? [groaning] Aah! - Aah! - Huh? Aah! Ba ba! [shouting] [whirring] [shouting] [laughing] Ba ba! [shouting] Huh? [shouting] No! Ba ba! [gasps] [both] Ba.
Ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba.
[grunts] I've got your back, sire! Aah! Oh! Aah! Uhh! Ba ba.
Huh? [both] Huh? Aah! Well met, round, prickly spheres.
[electricity crackles] [grunting]