Supernatural Episode Scripts

N/A - Keep Calm and Carry On

1 God.
I look out the window See the fishes get the run-around I tell the boys I gotta be movin' on I'm tired of playin' the game The ending's always the same Odds are you won't last too long I can see you, you can't see me Don't feel shame no more I'm not here, you're not there That I know for sure Bad boys, they call us Bad boys, they call us Bad boys Nobody wants to run, and nobody wants to hide The moment of truth becomes a burning inside Hey, look at me, and you'll see How I've changed my ways Toni Bevell.
Men of Letters, London Chapterhouse.
They sent me to take you in.
- Put the gun down.
- Stop.
You and I both know you're not gonna pull the trigger.
[ Gunshot ] Bad boys, see how they run Amara: You gave me what I needed most.
I want to do the same for you.
Mom? [ Insects chirping ] I, uh Are you reallyreal? [ Grunts ] Ohh! Where am I? Who the hell are you? I'm -- I'm Dean.
I'm your son.
My Dean is 4 years old.
[ Breathing shakily ] I was when you died.
[ Gasps ] Sammy.
Sammy! [ Baby crying ] [ Screams ] [ Baby cries ] [ Exhales sharply ] [ Breathing heavily ] Mom.
Listen to me.
Your name -- your name is Mary Sandra Campbell, okay? You were born December 5, 1954, to Samuel and Deanna Campbell.
Your father, he bounced around a lot for, uh, work, and you bounced right along with him, and you ended up in Lawrence, Kansas.
How do you know all that? Dad told me.
March 23, 1972, you walked out of a movie theater -- "Slaughterhouse-Five.
" You loved it, and you bumped into a big Marine and you knocked him flat on his ass.
You were embarrassed, and he laughed it off, said you could make it up to him with a cup of coffee.
So, you went to, uh, Mulroney's and you talked and he was cute and he knew the words to every Zeppelin song, so when he asked you for your number, you gave it to him, even though you knew your dad would be pissed.
That was the night that -- that you met -- John Winchester.
August 19, 1975, you were married in Reno.
Your idea.
A few years later, I came along, then Sammy.
And then I burned.
How long have I been gone? 33 years.
Hi, Mom.
Supernatural 12x01 Keep Calm and Carry On @elderman [ The Little Willies' "Diesel Smoke, Dangerous Curves" plays ] There's a cute little waitress at the bottom of the grades [ Radio static crackles ] [ Rumbling ] Well, I must have closed my eyes for a while 'Cause here I am, and I'm runnin' wild I turn my brakes, strip my gears Gonna have to ride her down, I fear Diesel smoke Dangerous curves [ Grunts ] Holy mother.
[ Electricity crackles ] [ Sighs ] Where am I? UhEarth? No.
How far am I from Lebanon, Kansas? Uh Th-three hours, maybe.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Who -- What are you, man? [ Body thuds ] [ Birds chirping ] How did he die? He gave himself up for me.
[ Chuckles ] That sounds like John.
[ Sniffles ] [ Sighs, sniffles ] And he was a Hunter? And he raised you and Sam to Yeah, he did.
[ Sighs ] [ Sniffles ] And you said we've met before, when you traveled through time.
Your memory got wiped, so And I saw you when I was a ghost which I don't remember, either.
And God'ssister brought me back to life? Pretty much.
It's a lot.
And I know it's a lot.
And I'll explain everything.
I will.
But right now, let's get out of here.
Let's get you home.
Come on, Mom.
[ Rooster crows in distance ] [ Sighs ] Dr.
Gregory Marion? Uh-huh.
I need your help.
It's -- It's 6:00 a.
It's an emergency.
Lady, hold up.
You have a clinic at the back of your house.
I trust it's fully stocked.
Lady, seriously.
Unless your uh -- your puggle got hit by a car or something, it can wait.
It really can't.
[ Car alarm chirps ] [ Door opens ] [ Grunting ] He was shot in the leg.
A single, .
38-caliber bullet.
I need the round dug out, the wound sutured, and some anesthesia to go.
No way.
I'm a veterinarian.
Animals, people.
They're all meat.
But I understand this is an unusual request, and I want to do everything I can to ease your concerns.
Yeah, not happening.
[ Zipper opens ] Hear me out.
[ Door opens ] This is stupid.
You think this is stupid, right? I think when Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, King of Hell asks you to do something, you do it.
Whatever? What are you, a 14-year-old girl now? I mean, not right now.
I possessed one once, but -- Pbht -- it didn't work out.
A lot of feelings and urges and ugly snot crying about how Julie's with Craig Castle now, even though he's total bae, but she's, like, a busted bitch on ice.
Hormones, dude.
Let's clean this up.
Then we go meet the man.
[ Plastic rustles ] [ Birds chirping ] I know, darling.
But mummy will be home soon.
I miss you, too.
I love you so, so much.
[ Sam groans softly ] [ Cattle prod crackling ] Aah! [ Gasps ] Be a good boy.
[ Footsteps approaching ] You.
[ Grunting ] Now, Sam.
Let's begin.
Sam: Toni Bevell, London Chapterhouse.
That's right.
So, you're what? You're, uh, English Men of Letters? British.
[ Sighs ] Where are we? Does it matter? Just wondering how far I'm gonna have to walk back to town after I kill you.
And her.
But you first.
Yes, well, before you murder us all, we do have a few questions about you, your brother, Hunters in America, and how you saved the sun.
[ Chuckles ] Right.
You shoot me, kidnap me, but yeah, happy to help.
I didn't want to hurt you, Sam.
You gave me no choice.
And, well, I could say it was never supposed to go this way, but you'reyou.
It was always going to go this way.
And you know me? We do.
We've been watching you and your brother for years.
Every since you almost ended the world the first time.
We knew all about Lucifer, the angels falling.
Then where were you? Fair question.
See, some of us wanted to get involved, but the old men wouldn't allow it.
Thought we were overstepping our bounds.
After all this business with the Darkness, even they have to agree, things need to change.
And while you might not believe this, Sam, we're here to help.
[ Scoffs ] Yeah, no, I-I can tell.
I want to apologize for locking you up.
You're dangerous -- to others and yourself -- but if you answer my questions, you walk right out that door.
I promise.
[ Chains clack softly ] Pass.
You can ask me any kind of question you want.
The answer's gonna be the exact same -- Screw you.
You want to get mad? You want to get mean? I've been tortured by the Devil himself.
So you, you're just an accent in a pantsuit.
What can you do to me? [ Pen clicks ] [ Water running ] A cold shower? That's your play? [ Grunts ] [ Breathing heavily ] Screw you.
[ Door closes ] You live here? Yeah, when we're not on the road.
It's an old Men of Letters bunker.
Men of Letters? Yeah.
They're a myth.
An old Hunter's story.
Not so much.
New duds look good.
[ Chuckles ] Well, thanks.
It's better than walking around in that nightgown the rest -- That's blood.
[ Gun cocks ] Sammy? Cass? [ Gun clicks ] Take this.
Stay here.
Sammy? [ Door opens ] [ Footsteps approaching ] Hands in the air.
Get on your knees.
Who are you, and where is Sam? Hands, now.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! It's okay.
It's okay.
He's a friend, all right? Hey, Cass.
Dean! Hey.
All right.
- You're alive? - Yeah.
What about the bomb and the Darkness? What happened? I'll tell you everything.
Where is Sam? He's not here.
Are you a Hunter? No, I'm an angel.
He's an angel.
Come again? An Angel, with a-a capital "A.
" You know, wings, harp.
No, I don't have a harp.
This is Castiel.
Cass, this isMary.
Your mother? Yeah.
So, wait, uh, where -- where is Sam? He's not answering his phone, there's blood on the floor.
What's going on? I don't know.
We came back here, there was a woman waiting for us.
She blasted me away.
I don't know who she was.
I don't know what happened to Sam.
I don't understand.
What happened? Okay, well, the bunker's empty, so -- so they've obviously left here.
You said woman -- not an angel, not a demon, a-a human.
She was human.
When did this go down? It was 2:12 a.
Is that a-a computer? Yes.
I don't trust them.
[ Keyboard clacking ] Got something.
An S.
ran a red light a few blocks from here at 2:21 a.
And there wasn't another car for 40 minutes.
How did you do that? I hacked the traffic cams.
Welcome to the future.
You think it's them? It's worth a shot.
[ Door opens ] [ Light switch clacks ] Mom? [ Exhales sharply ] This was John's car.
Oh, she's still beautiful.
Hell, yeah, she is.
Hi, sweetheart.
Remember me? Oh.
We should go.
[ Sam shivering ] Can I end this, Sam, please? Screw you.
What do you imagine is happening here? Do you think you're being brave, that you're the hero of this story? Well, you're no hero, Sam.
You're just bad at your job.
Yeah, and you're better? So much better.
You drive back roads, catching cases at random.
You get word a body's dropped, you check it out, and maybe you even kill the thing that did it.
But that person is still dead, and maybe a few more.
But my people? We plan ahead.
We study lore, and we use it against our enemies.
Back home, every thoroughfare, every bridge, every dock, every airport has been warded.
The moment a monster steps foot in Britain, we know about it.
Within 20 minutes, he's been picked up.
And within 40, he's dead.
There hasn't been a monster-related death in Britain since 1965 because we are good at our job.
Now, you were always a lost cause, Sam, but I'm hoping there are other Hunters we can work with, teach.
So, I need you to give me names and locations and everything else.
Dead drops, meeting places, an organizational hierarchy, because maybe with all of us working together, we can do what you never could -- make America safe.
Or maybe you tie them to a chair.
Maybe you do worse.
So, maybe maybe you can go to Hell.
Have it your way.
[ Chains clack softly ] [ Door closes ] Are you really gonna make me do this? Screwyou.
[ Clicks tongue ] [ Inhales sharply ] [ Grunting ] No! Don't.
[ Chains clacking ] Don't.
[ Screams ] [ Door closes ] [ Dog barks in distance ] So, so gross.
[ Cellphone ringing ] I thought he was supposed to meet us.
[ Cellphone beeps ] What? Yes.
No, I -- Of course, my liege.
We're here, but -- but where's What's he saying? He won't tell me where he is.
He thinks we're being followed.
Come on.
There's no way we're being followed.
[ Crowley clears throat ] Hello, boys.
Lucifer? I, uh, have to go.
[ Cellphone beeps ] Still betting that horse, are we? Yeah, 'cause we're not stupid.
Keep telling yourself that, dear.
[ Sighs ] That dustup with the Darkness must've really taken it out of the old boy.
That's why he's jumping from vessel to vessel to vessel.
It's why Lucifer's running -- because he's weak.
So? He'll get stronger.
Lucifer will lead us to glory.
As long as he's out there, Hell will never follow you.
Well, like they say, "Duh.
" But when I kill the Devil -- [ Laughs ] You were his dog.
Even powered down, he could kick your Posh Spice ass.
[ Grunts ] Who's laughing now? Hmm.
Eeny meeny miney Mo.
Jamie Ross? [ Bottle thuds ] Who's asking? The blond woman that you drove yesterday, what was her name? Blonde? Sorry, mate, you got the wrong -- Cass! [ Thud ] That's an angel? Blonde.
I-I-I don't know her name.
What do you know? [ Door opens ] [ Sighs ] [ Train horn blares in distance ] [ Sam groaning weakly ] No one can take that much pain and not break.
No one.
What are you saying? I Th-- Ma'am.
If you want him dead, then I'll slit his throat right now.
But if you want to take this to the next level, you need to make the call.
Bring in Mr.
I don't want that psychopath anywhere near me.
So? So we stop trying to break his body.
We break his mind.
[ Video game noises play ] [ Indistinct conversations ] [ Music plays indistinctly in headphones ] Woman: Just tap here.
[ Tablet beeps ] - I'll be right back.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
[ Sighs ] This must be difficult for you.
I remember my first moments on Earth.
It was jarring.
[ Chuckles ] One word for it.
I grew up with Hunters.
I've heard of people coming back from the dead before.
But to actually do it after 30 years.
A lot's changed.
[ Video game sounds continue ] A lot.
Find anything? Yeah, ran the, uh, tail number that what's-his-face gave us.
The plane that Evil Elsa flew in on has diplomatic registry.
[ Sighs ] Which means? Which means its flight plans are sealed unless you want to hack the State Department.
Who are these people? Dean.
Marion, how about you let us in? So, you dug the bullet out of his leg, no questions asked? She offered me 100 grand.
And you took it? Student loans were a bitch, okay? Cass! Cass! Cass! Don't hurt him.
Not yet.
All right, look, she didn't give me her name.
When we were done, the driver bailed, I got paid, and then some other chick shows up, and they all drive away.
And that's everything you know? Yeah.
Hurt him.
Oh, oh, aah! I have her phone number! Okay? Okay, look, look, look.
Look, I don't know where they are, but she called me a couple hours ago -- a few hours ago, asking about the sedative I gave the guy.
SoI've got her phone number.
[ Gasps ] [ Grunts ] [ Groaning ] [ Breathing heavily ] [ Groans ] [ Grunts ] I don't think it's working.
Soon, he'll be begging to answer our questions.
Anything to make it stop.
[ Cellphone ringing ] [ Cellphone beeps ] Dr.
Yeah, I'm just calling, you know, to, uh, check on the patient.
Is everything all right, doctor? Yeah, yeah, sure.
I'm hanging up now.
Uh -- Listen, bitch.
I don't care who you are, I don't care what you want.
You have my brother.
Dean Winchester.
I heard you were dead.
Well, you heard wrong.
Now, I'm gonna give you one chance -- just one -- to hand Sam back.
Not possible.
Oh, you think you can run from me? Try it.
Because when I find you -- and I will find you -- if he is not in one piece, I will take you apart.
You understand me? [ Click ] We have a problem.
[ Engine revs ] [ Tires squeal ] [ Panting ] Let me out! [ Grunts ] [ Breathing heavily ] [ High-pitched ringing ] [ Groaning ] [ Ringing intensifies ] [ Screams ] [ Gasps ] [ Screams ] [ Disembodied voices ] Now what? Well, we got her number.
Let's head back to the bunker, and we'll put a trace on it.
[ Tires screech ] [ Engine shuts off ] Mom? She's unconscious, but there's no serious damage.
All right.
Help her.
[ Door closes ] [ Glass clinking ] Dean Winchester, I presume.
[ Breathing heavily ] [ High-pitched ringing ] [ Grunting ] Jessica.
You should be more careful with your location services on your phone.
Are you one of them? I'm one of them.
You tell me where my brother is, and I might take it easy on you.
Oh, please don't.
[ Groans ] Ms.
Watt: Looking for this? So, round two? Anyone? Dean: [ Echoing ] Dead.
I'm dead because of you.
I'm dead because of you.
This is all your fault.
This is your fault.
Dean? We're all dead because of you, Sam.
It should've been you.
It should've been you.
You're a freak.
You are a freak.
You're a freak.
[ Ringing continues ] It's your fault.
You're right.
[ Gun cocks ] You know, I would've thought for two strapping lads like yourselves, you would've lasted a tad longer.
But hey, you know what they say.
Good things come to those -- [ Body thuds ] Thanks, Mom.
[ Breathing heavily ] Dean: [ Echoing ] Your fault! It's your fault.
Just die.
It's your fault.
It's your fault.
[ Grunts ] It's your fault.
It's all your fault.
Just die.
Why won't you die, Sam? Why don't you die? It's your fault.
[ Birds chirping ] Maybe you're not as good at your job as you think.
[ Choking ] [ Panting ] [ Cattle prod crackling ] Aah! [ Cattle prod crackling ] No! No! [ Pounding on door ] No! No! [ Grunts ] [ Breathing heavily ] [ Panting ] [ Vehicle passing ] [ Leaves rustling ] [ Birds chirping ] Found her cellphone in the car.
Last phone call was made from Aldrich, Missouri.
We're guessing Sam's probably around there.
That's great.
You okay? [ Train horn blares in distance ] No.
I'm sorry.
I just I spent my life running from this, from hunting.
And I got out.
I never wanted this for you and Sam.
Mom, I-I get it.
I do.
If I had kids, I wouldn't want them in this.
But Sam and me saving people and hunting things, this is our life.
I think we make the world a better place.
I know that we do.
[ Black Sabbath's "Solitude" plays ] [ Tires squeal ] Witnesses say he was sweating and pale and psycho.
He said his name was freaking Lucifer.
[ Siren wails in distance ] My name, it means nothing My fortune is less My future is shrouded in dark wilderness Sunshine is far away, clouds linger on Everything I possessed, now they are gone They are gone They are gone [ Breathing heavily ] The world is a lonely place You're on your own @elderman