The Closer s04e15 Episode Script

- I just finished decorating that.
- Well, we have to move it.
See, when people come into the r oom, all the good chi strikes this thing and then bounces right back out.
I see.
Brenda Leigh.
I put a bow on that mirr or.
Facing an entryway? I can t officiate over a wedding with that going on.
It s a feng shui nightmare.
- They re not getting married in Japan.
- Actually, feng shui s fr om China.
They re not getting married there, either.
(KNOCKING AT DOOR) - What is that? - CLAY: I got it.
A waterfall? We want the energy flowing for these two lovebirds on their wedding night.
Sexy! They must have a water source.
I guess the Pacific Ocean isn t big enough for that.
I wanted everything to be simple.
A simple ceremony here tomorr ow with my parents and your sister, a simple reception at the house Followed on Sunday by a simple second reception in Atlanta with your entire extended family.
(BREND A SIGHS) FRITZ: Honey, don't worry.
By Tuesday we will be in Italy, far, far away.
Right.
(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING) What do you think that s all about? - Brenda.
- What? - I m still on duty till tomorr ow.
- Lf it s important, they II call.
(POLICE SIRENS WAILING) (TELEPHONE RINGING) - Major Crimes.
- Will? Why are you answering Lieutenant Pr ovenza s phone? Why are you calling him? I thought you were at an oceanside hotel, rehearsing your wedding.
(WHISPERING) I am.
And why haven t you RS VP d for the reception? I already told you I was coming.
Yeah, but where s the paperwork? That s what you always ask me.
Okay, so you re calling Lieutenant Pr ovenza to find out whether or not I RS VP d to your wedding? And why are you whispering? I m in this fancy bathr oom in this hotel suite, talking to you on the toilet phone.
I heard sirens and I saw helicopters flying out over Ocean Boulevard.
No, they r olled out to 773 Marina Court.
(KNOCKING AT DOOR) - FRITZ: Brenda? - Just a minute.
Brenda? (BREND A SIGHING) (TOILET FLUSHING) Bye-bye, Will.
What is it, Fritzy? What? - I gotta leave.
- You what? The FBI just received word a big drug shipment is coming in, and El Jefe is picking it up in person.
- Honey, I gotta be there.
- On the day before our wedding? Honey, I ve been working on this case for two years, you know that.
I pr omise I will be back home tonight.
- Okay.
Okay.
- Okay? Okay.
Y all need some help? Let s let your mother and Claire finish up these arrangements.
You go on home, pack, have dinner with Fritz, like we planned, and try to relax.
- I II referee.
- Good luck with that.
(MEN LAUGHING) FLYNN: No, listen.
We re serious.
All you need to enter the contest is to give us your home phone number.
Yeah, they have We just need yours.
That s all.
Yeah, this is only if we have to, you know, need to come interview you or - Yeah, if we could.
- But you win something.
PROVENZA: Yeah, you could win something.
SANCHEZ: Hey, Lieutenants.
Lieutenants.
When you guys are done with your lap dances, I could use a little help, please.
Oh, no pr oblem.
Wiseass.
(FLYNN CHUCKLING) Flynn, it s the Chief.
FLYNN: Okay, so, phone numbers.
(CELL PHONE CHIMING) - Hello? - Chief, it s me.
Yes, Lieutenant.
Turn ar ound.
(EX CLAIMS) (LAUGHS) What are you doing here? I thought we agreed you were going to call me with any major developments.
Well, wanted to find out what the situation was before I disturbed you.
It s just another escort-service r obbery.
Except the manager got himself murdered.
And we ve got a young girl on the way to hospital with a bullet in her shoulder.
Okay, fine.
All right.
I II gather everybody here.
Ladies.
Gentlemen.
(GABRIEL CHUCKLING) Takes you back to the Academy, doesn t it? - What? I can t joke anymore? - You could if you were funny.
What? I can be hilarious.
But that costume and the idea behind it is demeaning, so maybe you don t know what a real joke is.
Oh.
Well, I do know what a real joke is, Irene.
And I can pr ove it, because I dated you for a year and a half, didn t I? - Hey! Hey! - Hey! What in the hell is going on? She just slapped me! And I m putting her on report.
- For what? - Insubordination, battering an officer She did not slap you, and nobody is writing any reports.
Now, now, both of you just shut up.
Now, the Chief just arrived, and you understand this.
We ve got victims here, and they do not include the two of you.
You know, that s just I don t want to hear another word about this incident that never happened.
Out, out, out.
TAYLOR: Shooter entered here ar ound pr obably a Beretta, just like the others.
The manager was found here.
Single gunshot wound to the chest, died en r oute to the hospital.
And a girl who was here took one in the shoulder, and now she s in surgery.
The killer emptied the safe, got away with ar ound 40 grand, Chief.
Forty grand? Well, all the girls worked a convention last night, and the r obber struck after the last gr oup of ladies returned fr om the host hotel for the "Off-Shore Oil Drilling Expo.
" I swear to God, I m not making this up.
Who are the men outside? SANCHEZ: Bodyguards.
They take the girls to the location.
They watch out for them then they bring them back.
- Any cr ossover fr om the other r obberies? - No, no.
Not yet.
Yeah, smells like they re all inside jobs.
Lieutenant Flynn, I want the names of everyone who works at these agencies.
Maybe there s some overlap among the employees.
Sorry, Commander, go on.
According to the witnesses, the shooter took out the security camera first, just like the previous r obberies.
- Any footage recovered? - Lieutenant Tao s working on that.
All right.
So there s one bullet for the security camera, one bullet for the manager, one for the young lady, but I count four casings.
Lieutenant Tao is where? Okay, so he misses his first shot at the security camera.
Can you r oll it back to the beginning, please? TAO: Here it is in slow motion, Chief.
BREND A: All right, I see three bodyguards.
One, two, three, four, five women and one manager.
Stop it there.
Now, why would he be shooting at the girl? TAO: You can t tell so much by the picture, but he s aiming at the bodyguard and the girl just got in the way.
- How many women are outside? - Three.
There should be four.
Did anyone mention one of the women leaving the scene? No.
(SIGHING) So where is she? (KNOCKING AT DOOR) PROVENZA: Chief.
BREND A: Come in.
Missing girl fr om the crime scene, her name is Name is Erica Carr, AKA Whisper.
No priors.
- She s here? - Yeah.
She s in the interview r oom with Julio.
She s not happy about it.
I mean, I can take the statement.
I mean, don t you need to get ready for your wedding? I am ready, Lieutenant.
Completely ready.
Could you please Good afternoon, Ms.
Carr.
I m Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson.
I understand that you witnessed an incident earlier on today? Yeah.
It was really horrible.
But I didn t really see very much.
- You fled the scene.
- I had to run.
You see, I m on hold for a national commercial.
Is that why the other ladies didn t mention that you were present at the r obbery? - They were covering up for you? - I don t know.
- Is everybody gonna be all right? - No.
Your boss is dead.
And one of the other ladies just had surgery to remove a bullet fr om her shoulder.
So, murder.
Attempted murder.
Robbery.
These are all very bad things.
Maybe I should call that number.
What number? The agencies give us a number to call in an emergency.
The agencies? You work at more than one? Oh I didn t want to tell you that.
Damn it.
I am just making this all worse.
A lot of girls work for more than one place.
And all the agencies give you the same number to call? Well, I hate to break it to you, Whisper, but this is an emergency.
Okay.
His name is Evan Young.
He s an attorney.
I don t know what to say to him.
RECEPTIONIS T: Smith, Broder and Young.
- Hello? - Yes.
Evan Young, please.
It s Detective Sanchez, LAPD.
I m here with his client.
- Sure.
One moment, please.
- Thank you.
They re getting him.
Could you just explain everything to him? You want us to talk to your lawyer for you? - All right, then.
- EVAN: Evan Young.
Yeah.
I m here with an employee of some escort agency that you represent.
Yes, she witnessed a r obbery-homicide this morning at the Top to Bottom Escort Service.
- I'll be right down.
- He s on his way.
- You're at Parker Center? - Yeah.
- All right.
Tell her I'll be right there.
- All right.
Thank you.
Let me just ask one little question.
Mr.
Young? I m Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson.
Would it be all right if we asked your client a few questions while you re getting here? Wonderful.
Bye now.
Your lawyer said that while we re waiting, you re free to discuss everything that happened before, during and after the r obbery.
- I am? - Mmm-hmm.
- So I can tell you guys about the drugs? - Oh, yeah.
Lawyers, they like to get all the drug talk out of the way early.
Okay.
Well.
I was trying to help the girl who got shot.
Kitty? Kelli.
And she was really worried about all the drugs in her purse.
- What kind of drugs? - Cocaine.
It s for the clients.
And then Tony had all the other girls give me all of their drugs, too.
- Tony is your bodyguard? - Yeah.
And he told me to run.
And I had all these drugs on me.
And it didn t seem like we were gonna get paid because of the whole r obbery thing Do you usually get paid the night you work? Oh, uh Yeah.
You know, we get a percentage of the cash that we bring in at the door.
And then we get to keep all of the tips we get for other services, like private time.
Do all the agencies pay you the same way? - Oh, yeah.
We fill out a form and - That s enough for now.
Thank you so much for all your help.
You can just wait here for your attorney.
Bye.
GABRIEL: Twenty years old.
I need you.
BREND A: Lieutenant Flynn.
Employment records? TAO: Whoa.
Whoa.
FLYNN: It s not fair.
(CLEARING THROAT) - Pardon me? - FLYNN: It just is not fair.
- Lieutenant.
- Hey, Chief.
(STUTTERING) So I was just looking for women who work at more than one stripper agency.
And since they all use fake names, I thought by examining their photos, I might I was hoping for Social Security numbers.
Fr om what I can gather, all the women work as independent contractors.
I never had a contractor who looked like this.
Well, this one does have a tool belt.
(ALL LAUGHING) Thank you, gentlemen.
Thank you.
Sergeant? Thank you.
I tried two judges.
Neither thought we had enough evidence to authorize a warrant for any of the agencies employment records.
I have corporate tax filings fr om all the companies that were r obbed, but doesn t tell us much about who worked for them.
Maybe we can get these employment records on our own.
Lieutenant Flynn, why don t you give your eyes a rest fr om all this research and call and see how the young lady who was wounded in today s attack is doing? - Yes, Chief.
- Thank you.
(PROVENZA WHISTLING) All righty, she s gone.
Give me the pictures back.
See how judgmental she is? Like, we gotta go thr ough her to get - It s like you re the picture police.
- PROVENZA: Wait, you know what I see? You know what I see? I see two people who make it impossible for this division to function as a team.
And it s enough.
It s enough.
Now, the Chief is getting married tomorr ow, and she s gonna be gone for about two weeks on her honeymoon.
Pope wants to pr omote somebody fr om our squad to CI, and clearly that pr omotion needs to go to one of you.
So, while the Chief is gone, you or you, and I don t care which, applies for that transfer.
Do you understand what I m saying? Do I make myself clear? Do I? I said, do you understand me? - I do.
- Yes, sir.
- Flynn? The victim? Hospital? - Yes, sir.
Oh, hello.
I hate to bother you.
Shouldn t you be in a five-star hotel by the beach? I left my parents at the hotel with Fritz s sister.
- They re decorating for the ceremony.
- Together? Yeah.
Claire s officiating.
My parents are a little upset about that.
Right.
Well, you can t hide here forever.
I m not hiding.
I m doing my job.
And I could really use your help.
With what? I have a lawyer coming by who represents all these escort agencies, and he pr obably knows that I don t have the power to hand this case over to the Feds, but you could.
- Why would I hand this case to - Just go along with me on this, please.
I could really use your help.
And a visitor s badge.
- Okay.
- Thanks.
And then it suddenly occurred to us, Mr.
Young, that if Erica got your number fr om three separate agencies, you might be working for even more than that.
Eight altogether.
These businesses require specialized civil and criminal skills in order to stay in operation.
That s my practice.
And you monitor things like earnings and payr oll? Of course.
Why? Well, because whoever is behind these r obberies seems to have advance knowledge of when each individual agency will be receiving a large influx of cash.
If we could look at your client s employee records (EVAN SNORTING) (LAUGHS) That s not going to happen.
No.
Mr.
Young, right now, you are the only person we can connect to every place that s been r obbed.
Nice try.
Come on.
Giving you information in order to avoid being investigated myself would be an ethical violation of the first magnitude.
You want employee records? Try a warrant.
I actually have a better idea.
Why don t we discuss it with Special Investigator Brenda Johnson of the IRS? Ms.
Johnson, this is Mr.
Young.
He also has an interest in the string of r obberies I ve asked you to examine.
- Very nice to meet you, sir.
- And you.
Chief Pope asked that I quantify the amount of cash stolen fr om several unidentified businesses as a pr oportion of their yearly income.
- And I found some glaring discrepancies.
- Of what sort? Well, it seems that each business lost, in one night, up to 10% of their yearly gr oss, indicating a vast underreporting of revenue.
- Really? - Oh, yes.
In fact, if Chief Pope were to identify these businesses to us by name and federal ID number, the Treasury Department would immediately initiate a 452.
1C investigation into all of them.
Well, it s complicated.
But just to audit the last five years of tax returns would take at least two years.
Two years? But if Chief Pope were to send it our way, we d be up for it.
Anything else you d like to know? Do you have a flash drive handy? - Coast s clear? - All set.
The lawyer grabbed Whisper, ran out of here like somebody was chasing him.
Now, Chief, take a look at the screen.
We found something.
We? So I cr oss-checked every employee fr om the eight companies Young works for.
Bodyguards, escorts, managers, even temp staff.
Besides Young, only one Social Security number connects to all the companies that were r obbed.
Thanks.
- You okay? - Yeah.
I m fine.
I m just My eyes are tired fr om squinting at the screen.
Okay.
One number.
Four different names, Terry Paswell, Tesha Dawn, Cassie Bell, Kelli Malone.
Kelli.
As in "she gave me her drugs" Kelli? Kelli, the girl in the hospital, the one who got shot? Yes.
At least I II know where to find her.
Thank you.
Then Michael, our boss, went down, blood everywhere.
And I felt this, like Felt like someone shoved me really hard.
A bullet will do that to you.
My husband, Vince, thinks that I work at a diner.
And I usually do, on Thursday nights.
If he finds out what really happened - Do you have to tell him? - GABRIEL: Whoa, whoa, wait.
Your husband doesn t He doesn t know that you re a stripper? Is it safe to assume that he doesn t know about your other aliases, either? My what? All the names you use at all the other agencies you work for.
- Tesha.
Terri.
Dawn.
- A lot of girls do that.
It s part of my job to create a false impression for these guys.
You know, clients can get over-interested.
Look, Vince is an Iraqi war veteran.
He s had a lot of pr oblems since he came back.
He s lost three jobs.
I don t have the skills to support us any other way.
Why don t you cooperate with us and we II see what we can do? Cooperate how? Well, you re employed at every agency that s been r obbed.
Does anyone else know where or when you work? No.
I tell no one.
Did you recognize anything about the shooter? Anything? His eyes? His voice? I don t know.
He wore a mask.
It happened really fast.
What about all those drugs you were carrying? You remember those? - How much cocaine are we talking about? - I don t deal.
I just give it away for free.
Last night, the customers were snorting it up their noses with $ 100 bills.
Okay, after a few hits, they put those $ 100 bills in my bra.
Look, I m a little older than most of the other girls.
Nothing makes me look prettier than a few lines of cocaine.
(CRYING) I don t know anything about these r obberies.
I m just trying to help my husband and now I m ruined.
- (SIGHING) That is one sad story.
- Don t tell me you fell for that? Her husband loses his job and her only option is to hand out cocaine to strangers while taking her clothes off? Please.
I don t buy it for a second.
Wait, wait.
But if Kelli s lying, then Vince pr obably knows she s stripping.
Of course he did.
And he s an Iraqi war veteran.
What kind of a handgun are they using over there now, Sergeant? Beretta M9, same type of weapon used in the r obberies.
Exactly.
I need to get a search warrant for the Malone residence.
Whoa, whoa, on what gr ounds? We don t have any physical evidence connecting them to the r obberies.
Forget the r obberies.
Kelli just admitted to handing out cocaine to clients.
For all we know, she s hoarding kilos of it under her bed.
I need to get home for dinner.
Have Lieutenant Pr ovenza contact me after you ve served the search warrant.
Maybe y all can wrap this up before I finish dessert.
You got it, Chief.
- Hi, it s me.
- FRITZ: Hey.
What are you doing on the table? What are you doing? - What am I doing, what? - Nothing.
What s up? Hey, your mother and Claire have apparently agreed on what the hotel suite should look like.
(EX CLAIMS) My poor father.
Where are you? We haven t made the arrest yet.
- You re not coming home? - Honey, I can t.
I am so sorry.
Look, I would have called you earlier, but I kept hoping we'd be done.
We re pr obably gonna be here all night.
You re upset.
I can tell you re upset.
Just remember this the next time you re mad at me because I have to put my work first.
I will.
I will.
Honey, I am so sorry.
You didn t plan it this way, I know.
Just make it to our little ceremony tomorr ow and I II be fine.
- I will.
Listen, I gotta go.
- Okay, take care of yourself.
Vince Malone, I ve got a warrant to search your house, sir.
Step aside.
- What are you doing here? Hey, wait! - FLYNN: Kelli sent us.
- You want to tell us where the drugs are? - Nice TV, man.
You like games, too, huh? So much for the couple struggling to get by.
MAN: Find the scent.
(DOG WHIMPERING) Here.
Looks like a gram of coke.
All right.
Okay, you found my drugs, all right? So arrest me.
What s the hurry? (DOG WHIMPERING) MAN: Another hit.
- There s something back here.
- All right, let s move it.
Here we go.
Fresh drywall.
(HAMMERING) - Check it out, Chief.
- The dog can smell money? $ 100 bills used to snort cocaine.
Vince Malone, you are under arrest.
Put your hands behind your back.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
You have the right to an attorney.
If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you by the state.
Have you heard and understood these rights, sir? Yes.
Yes, sir, I do.
So tell me, Vince.
On this cash we have here, is this your wife s blood, or is it fr om the man you murdered this morning? - No.
I cut myself.
- Really? Where? It was a long time ago, when I was hiding the money I can type this blood so fast it II make your head spin.
Okay.
All right, look.
You have to understand something, all right? I never meant to shoot anyone.
That guy was coming at me, and God, I would never hurt Kelli, all right? Listen, Kelli has nothing to do with this.
You just happen to r ob escort agencies only on the nights that your wife works? Kelli I Chief, we re gonna need more evidence bags.
I refuse to believe his wife s not behind all this.
He s not smart enough to plan these r obberies on his own.
We II get the wife, Chief.
She was at the last r obbery.
And she lives in a house insulated with cash.
He doesn t have to testify against her.
He has spousal privilege.
She s not gonna get away, Chief.
We II get ar ound the spousal rights pr oblem.
- We II turn the guy ar ound.
- And I II tell you how.
When you call me on your way back fr om Italy.
Don t give him his phone call until you absolutely have to.
And don t let him talk to his wife until after he s arraigned.
Fritz will be here any minute, I m sure.
Oh, Mama, I m not worried about Fritzy not showing up.
Takes a while to get someone like El Jefe completely thr ough Booking.
And it s not like the minister s going anywhere.
Are you sure, sure, sure Claire is legally qualified to marry people? Oh, yes, Mama.
Yes.
Besides, I did a backgr ound check on her.
Fritz s here.
He s getting dressed right now.
I told them to start the music because the photographer s only got 30 minutes, and if we re not out of this place at 3:00 p.
m.
It s gonna cost me another million dollars.
Not that I begrudge one penny of it to see you looking so beautiful and happy.
You are happy, right? Daddy, of course I am.
And don t make me cry.
I mean, it took me an hour to put on this makeup.
Well, when you re ready, then.
Take your time, dear.
You waited too long to rush thr ough this.
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON PIANO) CLAIRE: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, in sight of the boundless sea, mother of all life, to join two loving people in matrimony.
Brenda, Fritz never gives up on the people he loves.
Fritz, now I know I don t need to tell you this, but Brenda never gives up on anything.
This is why you two, y all, make the perfect match.
Okay.
Let s do this.
- Now just the Howard family.
- Okay.
- No, no.
That includes you.
- Honey, you re one of us now.
(BREND A LAUGHS) Hey, how much time before the reception? About three hours.
Why? - Now just the two of you.
- Okay.
I ran out of there before we finished pr ocessing El Jefe.
I just have to go back, put my signature on his arrest papers.
You re kidding.
It s lousy timing.
I know that.
I m really I m sorry.
Well, if it weren t for these pictures, I could care less.
If you two are in a rush, I could just take a couple more shots here and then I could rearrange you any way you like.
That s a great idea, son.
We gotta get out of here lickety-split.
- What can we do to help you? - Rearrange us how? Now watch this, I II add you in.
Cut, paste and look.
- Gr oup shot of all of you at the railing.
- Wow.
(TELEPHONE RINGING) Hello, Sergeant David Gabriel, Major Crimes.
What? Chief, didn t you just get married? No, no.
Pr ovenza and Flynn, they went at him most of the night, but he s sticking by that story.
But Kelli still doesn t know we have her husband under arrest, so - Did she get married or not? - (WHISPERING) She got married.
Yeah, he s still here.
You want to speak to him? Sure, hold on.
Buzz, phone.
Here he comes.
Yes, Chief? Okay.
Well, yeah, I can make the video look that way.
How soon do you need it? Wife s Mirandized.
I told her we do that to everyone when we take their statement more than once.
I told her that the video is standard pr ocedure.
And she s shocked, shocked to hear her husband was involved in these horrible crimes.
Okay, I m gonna give Buzz a signal when I want Lieutenant Tao to play the audio in the waiting r oom.
Thanks.
Lieutenant Tao, would you please set up a laptop so Mr.
Malone can observe the interview? Chief, we own the waiting area and the hallways for another half hour.
What the hell are you doing here? Mr.
Malone, I m making vows today, so listen up.
If I hear one more word come out of your mouth, you have my solemn word you will never see Kelli again for the rest of your life.
Nod if you understand me.
- Hospital Wi-Fi is good, Chief.
- Thank you.
I II have audio for you in a sec.
Good afternoon, Kelli.
We re so sorry to put this extra burden of your husband s guilt on you, especially right now, but we thought you should know the truth.
Vince didn t do these things.
I know how hard it is to accept that the person you love the most might be hiding things fr om you.
But, remember, you tried to hide being an escort fr om him, so anything s possible, right? We found all the money fr om the r obberies hidden behind a wall in your house.
Sorry.
What if the money wasn t stolen? We found your boss s blood on some of the cash we retrieved.
And I m afraid that s not all.
Buzz? This is the security footage that we got fr om the r obbery.
We ve had a chance to study it, and you might want to brace yourself.
It s pretty shocking.
Could you play that again, Buzz? You said you didn t remember how many shots were fired.
But what you also might not remember is that Vince intentionally pointed the gun at you and pulled the trigger.
He shot me on purpose? I m afraid it gets worse.
When we confr onted Vince with this video, he said that you planned the whole thing.
That s a lie.
I don t know what s up with the sound.
You know what Vince was doing when you sent him home for toothpaste? What? He was packing up his brand-new SUV and heading out of town.
We caught him just as he was pulling out of the parking garage.
That son of a bitch.
- BREND A: He shot you to get rid of you.
- Here we go.
Let s try this.
That s what I get for feeling sorry for him.
It s the story of my life.
You know what? I only married Vince because I was drunk.
He has a nice body, sure, but he never knew what to do with it.
It s a lot easier to get decent sex fr om a client.
I had nothing to do with these robberies.
Vince is obviously a psycho.
You know what? He can go to hell.
I don t care about him.
- I can t believe - VINCE: You bitch! You bitch! I couldn t compel Vince to testify against you, but I knew you could.
You re so good with him.
I II come back in here if I need your help.
Well, as you can see, your relationship with Kelli s a little one-sided.
She was still having sex with her clients? Don t expect her to come visit you while you re in prison.
She II be pr owling ar ound for some other guy dumb enough to fall for her, making him pr omises she never means to keep, just like she did with you.
I didn t want her stripping, but she said she needed the money and her bosses took most of it.
So when I married her, I I pr omised to get most of it back for her.
I mean, I thought we were gonna have a family and I thought she loved me.
Maybe you should write all this down.
It always helps for me to clear my head when I can put down what happened on paper.
Right.
(BREND A CLEARS THROAT) Am I looking at a life sentence here? Fr om the moment you were married, my friend.
Fr om the moment you said, "I do.
" All right.
What makes a good marriage? - I think patience.
- Patience and separate bathrooms.
Up until now, you guys had avoided all the big mistakes that people make in a relationship.
Getting married, buying a house and having kids.
I look at this wedding today as a big red flag.
Hi, I just wanted to say that I really have enjoyed working with both of you, truly.
And this really couldn't be happening to two nicer people.
Congratulations, you guys.
Hey, you guys.
Enjoy Italy.
You've earned it.
And make sure you "sleep in" a lot your first week out.
(LAUGHING) I don't know much about successful relationships, but you seem to have one.
And I'm happy to have been a part of your lives.
I just wanted to say, it's really nice to be invited to the reception.
And I hope this little tribute is something that you will like and keep and remember.
My wife died six years ago and I've never taken off her ring.
Always love each other.
Always.
Well, I'm happy for you both.
May each year bring you closer together.
Sir.
- So just say something nice? - That s what I did.
All right.
All right.
(CLEARING THROAT) Okay, let me think.
Sergeant, got your transfer request.
Good.
I think, you know, CI would be a good place to utilize what I ve learned.
Well, you may have some competition.
She s about to thr ow the bouquet.
Wait a minute.
You mean Irene put herself up for the job, too? She did.
Without telling your chief anything about it.
I assume you haven t said anything to the bride, either? - No, sir, I have not.
- All right.
Well, let s keep it that way.
(SIGHS) Now, before we leave the bride and gr oom so they can get ready to go to Atlanta There s just one last little thing to do.
If all the unmarried people could step forward just a bit.
(CROWD EX CLAIMING) - You re gonna do this.
- No, I m not.
Yes, if I m doing it, you re doing it.
No.
- Turn ar ound.
- Okay.
No peeking.
Ready.
Set.
Thr ow! (ALL CHEERING) Not funny.
(CLAIRE SCREAMING) A win is a win is a win.
Oh, my God.
Okay, y all, just hold on one second.
I m gonna change out of this dress but don t anyone leave.
Okay? Hey.
Hey.
- Feel any different yet? - Yes, I do.
I feel like I know my limitations better, and that you still don t have any.
Come on.
Why do you even think like that? Because, Fritzy, I love you with all my heart, (CRYING) but sometimes I think my heart is only this big.
That s because you can t see it.
Your heart is large enough to carry me and the job and then some.
Hey, I am fully aware of who I just married.
So hurry up and change because I want to dance with you.
(SIGHING) (GASPS) English - SDH