We Bare Bears (2015) s02e18 Episode Script

Everyone's Tube

1 Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! We'll be there A wink and a smile and a great, old time Yeah, we'll be there Wherever we are, there's fun to be found We'll be there when you turn that corner We'll jump out the bush With a big bear hug and a smile We'll be there [Music.]
[Clicks, keyboard clacking.]
[Music.]
I was a wallflower standing all awkward You picked me up and told me no worries "I like your shoes" That was your pickup line I don't mind And I've been looking for someone Who sees underneath it all We're still young So let's eat ice cream forever This is crazy but I'm gonna say it - # I # - # I'm beginning to think you're just riii-ight # - # We # - # We're already dreamin' of a liii-ii-ife # - # Us # - # Maybe we risk it all # - # You # - # You're beginning, beginning to look like just my type # [Music.]
Together we ditched the party just my style Cruisin' Glendale, maybe go on the swings "You're kinda pretty" That was your winning line, it's sublime - # And I've been looking for someone # - 'Sup, man? Oh, so that's where those chips went.
- What up, Internet? - # Who embraces it all # We're still young, so let's eat after midnight It's weird, but I'm gonna say it - # I # - # I'm beginning to think you're just riiiiight # - # We # - # We're already dreamin' of a liii-ii-ife # - # Us # - # Maybe we risk it all # - Hey, Pan, you done yet? - # You # - # You're beginning, beginning # - Oh, wha No? To look liiiiiike just my type [Clicks.]
Uh, whoo! Ha, okay! Hello, Internet.
My name is Grizz, and I'm here to teach you some sweet moves! Okay, play and here we go.
- # Come on # - # Now throw your hands up # - # Throw 'em up now # - # And turn yourself around # And step to the left - Oh, um, uh, okay.
- # Step to the right # Now shake your thing Put your back fire out Now, booty pop and drop Everybody, swizzy swazz, y'all - Uh, aah.
- # Time to kick the juice # Kick a little harder - Uh, okay.
- # Even harder, y'all # Ugh! [Glass shatters.]
[Clicks.]
Gosh dang, that was so good.
Ice Bear has never had better dumplings.
Now, come on.
It's almost time for the movie.
Hmm? Oh, whoa! Check it out! What's this doing just sitting out here? So old and crusty.
Does it [grunts.]
still play? [Intermittent piano keys play.]
[Sour note plays.]
Ah! Ha, ha! [Claps.]
Oh, I just remembered a song I can play.
Ooh, you sound great.
Keep playing.
I know There's gotta be some way To feel happy again My friend, friend, friend I know There's gotta be some way To feel that little ka-lump again - # In your heart # - In Ice Bear's heart? - # In your heart # - In Ice Bear's heart.
Again [Imitating trumpet.]
[Playing piano stops.]
Oh! We're gonna be late for the movie.
Come on! Let's go.
[Clicking.]
Yo, yo, yo! What's up, family? It's your boy, DJ G.
Rizzy! Check out my mix tape on Music Vapor.
Oh, yeah! Uh! [Music.]
Oh! That's the wild up in here! [Beatboxing.]
[Zap! Zap! Zap!.]
DJ G.
Rizzy on the beat! [Air horn blows.]
[Clicking.]
[Keyboard clacking.]
[Laughs.]
I know, man.
And then it just shot right out of my nose.
Ew, gross, Grizz.
Ah, sometimes you just let it happen, you know.
It's still gross, man.
Hey, Pan.
There's a girl checking you out at 7:00.
- What? Where? - No.
Dude, your other 7:00.
Uh, where? My other 7:00? I don't - Geez, man, she's right there.
- What? [Music.]
Well, forever my baby, forever my heart Well, yeah, yeah, girl Yo, Friday with my crew I saw perfection from across the room Yeah, w-wow O-o-oh There you were so lovely Mind was blown Please show me How can I be your one and only? Just you and me, girl Look in my eyes No more lonely nights I have no disguise Take my hand This is me And I hope that you'll agree Forever my baby, forever my heart Letting go never, can't tear us apart Will you-ou-ou, be my boo-oo-oo 'Cause I-I-I ain't no fool Oh-ho-ho-oh Yeee-ee-ah So, Saturday with my crew I'm thinking, let's chill real soon O-O-O-Oh, yeah, let's chill I got your number, gonna call ya Just can't wait to see your face [Cellphone rings.]
# Keep it real, keep it real # Warm embra-a-ace 'Cause it's you and me, girl Devotion implied To dis you one day would be so unwise Givin' up my riches, baby, please Forgive me, I'm on my knees Forever my baby, forever my heart Letting go never, can't tear us apart Will you-ou-ou, be my boo-oo-oo 'Cause I-I-I ain't no fool Girl, I did you wrong And girl, I've waited so long Please, don't take your love away Forever my baby, forever my heart Letting go never, can't tear us apart Will you-ou-ou, be my boo-oo-oo 'Cause I ain't no fool Robot Man, from a planet in the future [Music.]
Robot Man [Clicking.]
Hey, bro, Panda and I are gonna head out and get - that new video game.
- We'll be back in a couple hours.
[Music.]
[Man vocalizing.]
Two steps forward Take a spin Roll the dice Frozen in motion, moving cool as ice Two steps forward Take a spin, yeah Roll the dice Frozen in motion, moving cool as ice [Vocalizing continues.]
Pick up the telephone, no polar and spice Chillin' to the West, then to the East Glide to the side, last but not least Chillin' to the West, then to the East Glide to the side, last but not least Chillin' to the West, then to the East Glide to the side, last but not least, yeah Yeah Unequivocally, I flow Forecast improbable As my heart expands into another world [Vocalizing continues.]
[Music continues.]
[Song ends.]
[Clicking.]
[Cellphone vibrates.]
[Gasps.]
Guys, we just got our first subscriber! What? Really? This is amazing! We got to celebrate.
Robot Man from a planet in the future [Music.]
Robot [Glass shatters.]
[Clicking.]

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