Gintama (2005) Season 2 Episode Scripts

Season 2

1. "Once Upon a Time in China-Girl Gintama" or "Pending Means Pending, It's Not Final"
2. Milk Should Be Served at Body Temperature
3. If You Want to See Someone, Make an Appo First
4. Stress Makes You Bald, but It's Stressful to Avoid Stress, So You End Up Stressed Out Anyway, So in the End There's Nothing You Can Do
5. Mothers Everywhere Are All the Same
6. Don't Make Munching Noises When You Eat
7. Keep an Eye on the Chief for the Day
8. When Looking for Something You've Lost, Remember What You Were Doing on the Day You Lost It
9. Croquette Sandwiches Are Always the Most Popular Food Sold at the Stalls
10. Be Careful Not to Leave Your Umbrella Somewhere
11. The Sun Will Rise Again
12. On a Moonless Night, Insects Are Drawn to the Light
13. Even Mummy Hunters Sometimes Turn into Mummys
14. The Preview Section in JUMP is Always Unreliable
15. Eating Nmaibo Can Make You Full in No Time!
16. Rhinoceros Beetles Teach Boys that Life is Precious
17. Dango Over Flowers
18. For the Wind Is the Life / Minami-chan is Indeed the Ideal Girlfriend
19. Like a Haunted House, Life is Filled with Horrors
20. Please Help by Separating Your Trash
21. Too Many Cuties Can Make You Sick
22. Some Data Cannot Be Erased
23. A Dog's Paws Smell Fragrant / Drive With a "Might" Attitude
24. Think for a Minute Now, Do Matsutake Mushrooms Really Taste All that Good?
25. The Manga Writer Becomes a Pro, After Doing a Stock of Manuscript
26. Don't Complain About Your Job at Home, Do It Somewhere Else
27. In Those Situations, Keep Quiet and Cook Red Rice With Beans
28. Yesterday's Enemy, After All Is Said and Done, Is Still the Enemy
29. People Who Are Picky About Food Are Picky About People, Too
30. Four Heads are Better than One
31. When Someone Who Wears Glasses Takes Them Off, It Looks Like Something's Missing
32. A Woman's Best Make-up Is Her Smile
33. You Say Kawaii so Often, You Must Really Think You're Cute Stuff
34. Rank Has Nothing to Do With Luck
35. Hard-boiled Egg on a Man's Heart
36. Hard-Boiled Eggs Don't Crack
37. It's Often Difficult to Sleep When You're Engrossed With Counting Sheep
38. Perform a German Suplex on a Woman Who Asks If She or the Job Is More Important
39. The Most Exciting Part of a Group Date is Before it Starts
40. What Happens Twice, Happens Thrice
41. The More Delicious the Food, the Nastier It Is When It Goes Bad
42. If You Want To Lose Weight, Then Stop Eating and Start Moving
43. Be a Person Who Can See People's Strong Points and Not Their Weak Points
44. Even a Hero Has Issues
45. When Riding A Train, Make Sure You Grab the Straps With Both Hands
46. Men, Be a Madao
47. If You're a Man, Don't Give Up
48. Exaggerate the Tales of Your Exploits by a Third, So Everyone Has a Good Time / Men Have a Weakness for Girls Who Sell Flowers and Work in Pastry Shops
49. Play Video Games for Only an Hour a Day
50. Life and Video Games are Full of Bugs