Gintama (2005) Season 3 Episode Scripts

Season 3

1. The More Something Is Disliked, the More Lovely It Is
2. Rules Are Made to be Broken
3. Otaku Are Talkative
4. There's a Thin Line Between Strengths and Weaknesses
5. Important Things Are Hard To See
6. It's All About the Beat and Timing
7. Love Is Often Played Out In Sudden Death
8. Kids Don't Understand How Their Parents Feel
9. Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid
10. Life is a Test
11. People Are All Escapees of Their Own Inner Prisons
12. Definitely Do Not Let Your Girlfriend See the Things You Use for Cross-Dressing / There's Almost a 100% Chance You'll Forget Your Umbrella and Hate Yourself For It
13. A Birthday in Your Twenties Has No Deep Meaning / Lucky Is a Man Who Gets Up and Goes to Work
14. Cleaning the Toilet Cleanses the Soul
15. They Say Soy Sauce On Pudding Tastes Like Sea Urchin, But Soy Sauce On Pudding Only Tastes Like Pudding and Soy Sauce
16. Summer Vacation is the Most Fun Right Before It Begins
17. The Older, The Wiser
18. Beauty is Like a Summer Fruit
19. Even if Your Back is Bent, Go Straight Forward
20. Within Each Box of Cigarettes, Are One or Two Cigarettes That Smell Like Horse Dung
21. Japanese Restaurants Abroad Taste Pretty Much Like School Cafeteria Lunches / Once You've Chosen a Dish, You Can't Give it Back
22. Novices Only Need a Flathead and a Phillips
23. Imagination Is Nurtured In the 8th Grade
24. Always Keep a Screwdriver In Your Heart
25. When Nagging Goes Too Far It Becomes Intimidating
26. Entering the Final Chapter!
27. Some Things Can Only Be Conveyed Through the Written Word
28. Sometimes You Must Meet to Understand
29. Sometimes You Can't Tell Just By Meeting Someone
30. Beware of Food You Pick Up Off the Ground
31. Cat Lovers and Dog Lovers Are Mutually Exclusive
32. Fights Often Ensue During Trips
33. Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks
34. Gin and His Excellency's Good For Nothing
35. Be Very Careful When Using Ghost Stories
36. Before Thinking About the Earth, Think About the More Endangered Gintaman's Future!
37. It's Your House, You Build It
38. 99% of Men Are Not Confident in Confessing Their Love
39. Why Not Talk About the Old Days for a Change?
40. Don't Put Your Wallet In Your Back Pocket
41. Beware of Those Who Use an Umbrella on a Sunny Day!
42. Butting Into a Fight Is Dangerous
43. Life Is About Making Consecutive Decisions
44. Those Who Stand On Four Legs Are Beasts. Those Who Stand on Two Legs, Guts, and Glory, Are Men
45. Don't Trust Bedtime Stories
46. The Color for Each Person's Bond Comes in Various Colors
47. The Taste of Drinking Under Broad Daylight Is Something Special
48. All Adults are Instructors for All Children
49. Zip Up Your Fly Nice and Slowly
50. When Breaking a Chuubert in Half, the End with the Knob Should Be Better. It's Also Tasty to Drink from There
51. If You Can't Beat Them, Join Them