12 Oz. Mouse s02e01 Episode Script

Bowtime

1 You say you've done this before and it's gonna work.
It's like rocketry.
Your pee is like rocketry because it rockets out! Y'know? And if you have two rockets step back! Here go the rockets.
Alright, just do it, and don't get any one me.
Feels so good Oh! Was that your joe? Holy crap, it worked.
Okay, okay, it worked, now stop! You can't tell me when to stop, man! You can't tell my jack to stop! Man, that's messed up.
I can't stop! Man, you straight up.
That's tore up.
I can't stop! I You can't stop pee man, it just goes and goes and goes and goes and no no no no no That's a tricky bookcase, isn't it? Stop your stop talk! I'm trying to- I know, you're reading.
But you're not reading.
You're not reading, you're not doing anything here, but not doing.
Hardly.
What's what's, uh, what's back there? What's behind the case? Or are you too scared to tell me? Make me.
Oh, man.
Where's the, uh What is this? Is this my Wow, what is all this? What is- This is my office.
Or is it? Necktie.
Wow, this is a great necktie.
Thanks.
You have to wear it.
I really like it.
You have to wear it now.
I'll put it on in the morning.
The morning was too late.
Put it on now.
Was? You have to put it on now.
Okay, here.
How's this? Is that good? Tie it! Around your neck.
It has to make contact with your flesh.
It's late.
I'll tie it tomorrow.
Tomorrow was too late! Now is time.
Why? What's that, it sounds like a baby.
It's our baby.
We don't have a baby.
We had a baby.
When we had her.
The time is coming that to her us put on the tie.
Facades of this expense are becoming unpopular with my investors.
Your investors are one.
I don't know if you know this, but there are many that make one.
One is enough for too much.
Your jealousy overwhelms your reputation.
My reputation is big time and recorded.
You are eyeless and square.
Sixty of what you think is a reputation for one, is your downfall.
Well we'll see about that in due time won't we.
Time is due indeed.
And you you need a whiff of my friend.
What's up with this party, man, this blows.
Man, this party's straight jack! It's completely whack! I could'a got with Monique tonight! Will you shut up! Oh, damn, boy, your voice is like a human PA.
Now where's that baked cop at? Who are you? What are you doing at this party? Who invited you? Who do you think you are? I know who you are.
I know what you're doing here.
You know I know.
You're weird lookin'.
I'm not weird lookin', but you're weird lookin'.
Hey, are you Roostre? Sometimes all in caps, depending on- If I'm yelling at you or not, right? Uh huh.
Do you have a son, by any chance? No.
He went to camp.
You went to camp.
How did you, uh- This letter.
I'll be.
There's something i have to show you right now.
Just when I think I know what I'm thinking, I get this cloud.
I know that when a man has memories, it's just electrical impulses through the brain that create the memories.
And as those impulses travel at the speed of light.
Therefore the brain time travels and that's how he remembers.
But how does he feel? How does he feel those memories? How does he feel those thoughts? What what time is it? In here.
In where? See this? Yeah, I see it.
What the hell happened in here? Your letter.
My letter did this? Man, you got a bar around here? 'Cause I'm tired as hell.
Come down here to the basement.
What's a liquor store doin' with a basement? It's uh, it's for uh, tornadoes.
'n s-, 'n some other stuff.
What in the hell is that? I think you know what it is.
First off, I don't even think you know what I know.
Now I'm tellin' you I don't know what that is.
I did it.
I did it and I won and I beat 'em all.
And it tastes good.
Hey, kids! No one wins until I win! 'Cause I win at stuff all the time! Haha, you got that? Aah! What the? Oooooooh, what's wrong, little man! Haha, ya got, got, ya ya got some arrows stuck through ya! Hahaha, zinger! Boing! Hahaha, up top! Let's tour, right, am I right or am I right? Wrong.
Achachachachacha! Very very wrong.
Come on, Shark, we're a team! It's me, and you, and we go to the zoo, right! Hehehe, come on, chuckle on, buddy! It's over.
Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle, chuckle, chuckle, chuckle, chuckle, baah! Stop it.
I do it at my restaurant every night, but sometimes I forget, and then the bossman's all, "Do your sidework!" and I'm like, "I'm marryin' these ketchups as fast as I can!" Gnnnnnn! I got these T-shrits made! Look, it's over.
Shark! It ain't over! It's you, and me, and you, and me, and you, and me, and you- Baah! Dammit! Where's the zinger? We all love to laugh.
Hey Liquor, come here for a second.
I need to talk to ya.
Uh, this is very important.
I need you to find my teacher, tell her I need to get back in the boat, and I need to go home.
Yeah, it's a web.
Get it? Yeah, i get it! Now can you let me outta here? Let you out? No! Why me, I mean, uh, what I do? You come too close to restarting everything.
I know you.
You'll set the alarm.
I'll set the alarm? Is there a beer down here? Is this finally the end? It's never the end.
Take him out.
And do it for real this time, okay? You're supposed to be good at this.
No, you can't go with him, because you'll just -ck it up, because you're retarded.
I'm so extremely bored.
What else is on? It's only this.
Day after day after day.
Mmm.
I kinda want to open the door, but I'm scared to.

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