A Ninja and an Assassin Under One Roof (2025) s01e02 Episode Script

1
Midori, I'm finished.
Thank you, Senpai.
Hey, Midori.
Have you heard from Fumiko-senpai lately?
No, nothing.
Why? Something wrong?
I didn't hear from her yesterday
or today, so I was curious.
I wonder if she's busy.
I'm sure she is.
Those runaway ninjas from the other
day haven't been caught yet.
That's true.
I was planning to go look for them later, too.
Maybe I'm worrying too much.
You can't help but worry
about people you love.
I told you not to say that!
Oh, I know! Let's have next month's
girls' night at your place, Midori.
Senpai wanted to come, too.
Sounds good!
She can finally see this house.
Then it's decided!
That's a lot of money!
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
Daily Life of
a Ninja and an Assassin
Leaf 2
Is all of this the reward?
Yeah.
So assassins really do make a lot of money.
Well, your life's on the line, after all.
Okay. We'll split this evenly.
Huh?
What?
Oh, well, I just
Sorry.
I just thought you were more stingy.
Some things are best unsaid,
no matter how truthful.
But what do I do?
All this money won't fit in my wallet.
What? Put it in your bank book.
Bank book?
What will you do with this
fortune, Konoha-san?
Put it into savings. Making money
was never my goal, anyway.
Why don't you go buy something you want?
Huh? Something I want?
You finally got out of that
village. Isn't there anything?
If not, I can keep your money.
Oh! I want normal clothes!
Huh?
I'd really like to get cleaning
supplies and organizers,
but I'd stand out too much in this outfit,
so I can't bring myself to go out.
Why? You've been wearing that
outfit all your life, right?
That's because it was normal there!
Huh
Well, then, let's go clothes shopping.
Huh? Really?!
Um, in that case, can I borrow
something for this outing?
Uh, that's physiologically impossible.
You're that strongly opposed?
Let's go to the next store.
Next.
Let's check out that one next.
What's that?
Don't look.
Um
Do you think we can buy some clothes now?
Huh? Already?
It's embarrassing having people stare
I guess so.
We already looked at stores on both floors!
This should be good.
Huh?
Why don't you go to the
bathroom, Satoko-chan?
Why so sudden?!
I'll wait right here. Go on.
Uh, all right If you say so
Huh? What is this?
There's no faucet.
Oh, the water comes out when
you put your hand under it.
Whoa! You're right!
Soap and air come out from the sides, too.
What?! That's amazing! Is this magic?!
Thank you so—
What'd you do that for?!
Wow. You have good reflexes.
That unique sense of style
Are you a pursuer from the village?!
Yeah, I am
Wait, that's how you identify us?
Have you met other pursuers
from the village, then?
I have not.
Really? Okay, then.
But if you're an assassin,
why didn't you attack me in the stall?
Huh?
Well, I wanted you to wash your hands.
Huh?
I thought they'd be dirty since you
used the bathroom in that getup.
You were watching me?!
Oh, behind you.
Behind me?
One down.
You saved me, Konoha-san.
Satoko-chan, don't use the bathroom
at home in that crazy outfit.
Okay, turn her into leaves, please.
All done!
It really is amazing.
I'll get rid of your clothes, too.
Anyway, you really saved me.
I don't know what I'll do if I'm
ever attacked when I'm alone.
It's all according to plan.
Huh?
I figured a pursuer would target
you once you were alone,
especially since you're in your ninja
attire in a crowded place like this.
The pursuers from your village
are all high-ranking assassins.
If they disappeared, it would
open up more job offers for us.
Am I just bait?!
Oh.
You don't want to stand
out in that outfit, right?
Change into these.
This is
You wanted normal clothes, right?
Konoha-san
I'd prefer it if you stood out
in your ninja attire, though.
Thank you so much!
I'll take good care of these
And keep them in a safe place
Unicorn
Wear them.
Okay, look after the house for me.
Also, it'll be dangerous to go out on your own,
so be sure to wear the clothes we bought.
Unicorn
Uh, right.
I'm off.
Ninkoro.
After some hesitation, she wore her ninja outfit
Yo, Satoko! Been a while.
Huh? O-Oh!
You been doing good?
Ah Yes!
That time sure was hectic.
Um, yes!
Are you answering however
without knowing the context?
Er, yes
It's me.
Your leader who left the village with you.
Waaah!
Oh, Leader!
It's been a while!
I was worried about you.
You were such a slowpoke.
I'm relieved to see you doing well.
Yes! You, too!
So what are you up to?
Yes! I am working and
residing with an assassin!
What did you say?
Yes! I am working and
residing with an assassin!
No, I heard what you said
What?!
Hikari Park
You know, the whole reason we fled
the village was to avoid that lifestyle!
Beware of
Suspicious People
What are you doing?!
It's not like that.
Besides, the fleeing was
something I got swept up in.
You just answered however and
followed along then, too?!
I know I was the one who invited you, but
If that's the case,
why not go home to the village?
You think they'll forgive me?
We've killed three ninja
pursuers at this point.
Sorry.
That's definitely not going to work.
By the way, why are you walking
around in your ninja attire?
You'll be killed.
About that
I only have weird outfits besides this one.
Oh! Let's go shopping together, then.
I can buy you at least one outfit.
That's okay!
I've made a lot of money!
Money from assassinating, huh?
Yes!
I'm not one to talk, but
You should think more carefully about
how to spend that kind of money.
Oh
Go get a proper job or something.
I see.
But assassinating isn't so bad.
It's not as strenuous as the
training in the village,
and I get a lot of money!
But it's not like you wanted
to be an assassin, right?
I suppose
What kind of work are you doing now, Leader?
Leader?
I'm unemployed
Thank you very much.
Wow
So you're living with your
SO right now, then?
That's right.
But I just can't seem to find a job.
It's hard to find one without some
kind of ID, like a family register.
Family register!
That sounds rough. I understand.
Yeah.
But I need to find a job
to achieve my dreams.
What's your dream, Leader?
Right now, my SO provides the food.
We're hoping to save up money
together and happily live abroad.
I see.
When did you meet your SO?
Right before we left the village, I think.
Oh! So that's why you wanted to
leave the village with everyone!
That's right.
Why are you crying?
Well, I'm going to head back.
Think about what I told you, okay?
What you told me?
Yup. Stop with the assassinations
and live a normal, happy life.
Hmm I think that would be hard.
I see.
Well, knowing you, I'm sure you got
roped into doing the assassinations.
But you finally got to leave the village,
so do what you want to do,
even if it's not your dream.
I'm sure it'll be fun.
You don't have to be like me
and have goals or anything.
What I want to do Goals
I'll give you my contact info.
Reach out if something happens.
Here.
Don't give this to any
ninjas who are after you.
I'll try my best.
Not "try." "Do" your best.
Goals What I want to do
Konoha-san!
Huh? What is it?
What's with your outfit?
Oh, this?
Isn't it cute?
It's super weird.
It doesn't suit you.
So mean!
Huh The leader of the runaway ninjas?
Yes. Um, are you mad?
I'm not mad at all.
So? Should we kill that ex-ninja?
What? No, it's not like that!
Leader isn't an assassin.
She just wants to live a normal life!
I don't think she'll get in our way!
You think so?
She wanted to leave the village
to live with her partner, right?
But she's also the type to involve others
because it's dangerous to do
things on her own, right?
Weren't you being used, too?
What? But doesn't the same go for you?
What?
Nothing. Never mind.
Here.
What's this?
A copy of your family register.
Family Family register?!
How did you get this?!
I have my ways.
Thank you so much!
I'm going to do my best in this world!
First, I'm going to make a bank
book and put my money in it.
Oh, that's right. It cost a fortune
to make you that family register.
So give me back the money
I gave you this morning.
What?!
Ninkoro.
Ninkoro.
Thanks for the meal.
Just work again and you can make more money.
No, I was just thinking
about what Leader told me.
What you want to do and your goals, huh?
That's right.
She says being an assassin is no good,
but I don't know what I should do.
She had to butt in
Hmm? Did you say something?
Nope.
Tell me!
What are "goals"?
Hmm That's a tough one.
Do you have any, Konoha-san?
For now, I want to go up
in the assassin rankings.
If I can do that, I'll have more
jobs and money coming in.
Is there anything you want to do
once you go up in the rankings
and get more jobs and money?
You'll need more likability points from
me before I can tell you that stuff.
Koga Konoha (?)
Likability points?
Besides, you left the village by
getting swept up by everyone else.
But do you think it was a good thing
that you ended up here in the city?
Oh, of course!
The food here is delicious,
and there are so many people!
Every day has been so fun!
No one would guess that you're
a target with reasons like that.
I was a failure back in the ninja village.
I had to endure dangerous
training every day.
It was filled with hardship.
Then what do you want to do now
that you're free from all that?
I want to play around.
Okay. Then that's what you want to do.
What I want to do
But you'll need a lot of money
to play around in the city.
The job we have as assassins
can get us a lot of money,
and we have the skills for it.
That's why we should keep doing our
best together with this job, okay?
Okay. That concludes this conversation.
She concluded it.
Is that really okay?
For me to want to just play around all my life?
Why not?
Now, let's go to bed.
Goodnight.
Hey, stupid! Don't be so easily influenced!
I told you that I didn't want
you to make money that way!
Just because you can make a ton of money
doesn't mean you can use it to eat good
food and laze around every day
Actually, that sounds like a good life.
I mean, no! Not good!
But thanks for reaching out.
That must mean you agree
that it's wrong, right?
No.
She helped me buy a "smartphone"?
So I wanted to try calling someone.
Oh, really?! A smartphone?! Must be nice!
Lucky. You got a new model, too.
Mine's a hand-me-down from my partner.
Apparently, it had to be an expensive one.
And not the kind that requires fingerprints.
Oh, yeah, since we don't have fingerprints.
I guess assassins really do make a fortune.
The fact that she was able to
buy something just like that
I mean No, no!
No matter how much you make,
assassinating is bad!
Why is it so bad?
You have the skills for it.
And someone is willing to pay
you to use those skills.
It's an honorable job,
so what's the problem?
Can you please stop forcing
your values onto Satoko-chan?
Oh, Konoha-san! Why are you here?
I left school early.
I thought I was gonna be killed
Ninkoro.
So you're the assassin!
Please don't raise your
voice in a place like this.
I took Satoko out of the village so
she could stop doing stuff like that!
You were only gathering meat shields
because you were too scared
to leave on your own, right?
Don't say something so creepy!
Well, it's like I said.
Those are your values.
Satoko-chan and I happen to
be blessed with these skills.
That's why we're doing this job
Leader-san, right?
As a former ninja, you must be
skilled in these techniques, too.
I bet you're suited for it, as well.
You seem to want money, and your current
situation makes it hard to find a job.
Isn't it more convenient for you since you
plan to go abroad after you earn money?
Um, Konoha-san, wouldn't it be bad
if you had more competition?
Drip Coffee
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no I was starting to think
it wasn't such a bad idea
Aren't you scared of her?
Huh? Konoha-san isn't that scary.
She protects me, too.
Konoha-san?!
You let your guard down, female assassin!
You're
a ninja from the village,
Midori the Poison User!
What she just ingested is a lethal poison.
She drank coffee that could
kill eight Indian elephants.
The female assassin is as good as dead!
And you're next, runaway ninjas.
You two half-wits couldn't even
withstand the village's training.
Our seniors endured the harsh training
and are finally able to stand on
their own and live happily,
just for half-witted deserters
like you to kill those two
Satoko I'll especially never forgive you!
Well, anyway.
Konoha-san
You're alive!
Oh? You'll cry for me?
Of course I will!
Konoha-san!
A-Assassin How did you
Well, it was an obviously odd-tasting drink,
so I bit my tongue a little to fool
her and waited for an opening.
Bleh
Next, I need to eliminate any witnesses.
Satoko-chan, turn that into leaves.
Right!
Huh?! Wait! Are you two serious?!
How should I do this
Let me handle this!
Wow, your ninja skills were amazing!
To think you could erase
the witnesses' memories!
Heh, it's no big deal.
What would have happened if I wasn't there?
It's shrimp!
Are you sure it's okay to treat
me to such a fancy meal?
I wanted to thank you for helping.
Also, would you like to live with us?
You'd be useful.
No way. I don't want to live with
a sour-faced woman like you.
Well, I figured you'd refuse.
What?!
What is it? Why'd you shout all of a sudden?
Well What's with that
super happy smile?
Huh?
Oh, you're right!
It's weird!
Huh? No way.
Am I smiling right now?
A super happy one!
I I had no idea.
To Be Continued
Cheers!
I've always wanted to have a girls' night!
Me, too.
What do people do at these things?
Catch up on stuff?
Hey, Midori. You bought a house, right?
How's that?
It's very nice.
A big house with a yard!
That was your dream, after all.
I went to her house the other day.
What? No fair.
Isn't it too big for one person?
It's true.
I got used to living here with you two,
so it's been pretty lonely.
What's this?
You can come home whenever, you know!
What would I do with my house, then?
True.
Marriage, I guess?
M-M-Marriage?!
Whoa! Now it's really a girls' night!
So, how about you two?
I've never even been in
contact with a man before
What about you, Senpai?
Huh? Me?
I'm good for now.
I want to take care of the little ones
once I graduate from the ninja village.
Thank you for that.
Hey, cut that out!
I'm doing it because I like it!
There's also having my sister's
crime of running away forgiven.
Oh, yeah.
Hatsuko-chan, who was put in charge of
some dangerous work in the village.
Yup.
Once she's safely forgiven and
freed from the village
We could adopt a cat or something
and live a carefree life together.
Speaking of
Isn't there someone who keeps running away,
comes back every time,
and never gets in trouble?
I'm so sorry.
Oh, Satoko.
Huh? You know her name?
She knows all of her underclassmen's names.
No way.
Well, not everyone.
I know Satoko because of how clumsy she is.
She couldn't even do a flip on the
steel bars, so I taught her how.
Is she really a ninja?
She'll probably never graduate.
So what about marriage for you, Asuka?
Huh?! I well
Asuka-senpai wants to
marry you, Fumiko-senpai.
Hey, Midori!
I told you it's a secret! I'll kill you!
She said she wants to be independent and
improve her abilities to be self-sufficient.
I said stop!
Huh? What's wrong, Senpai?
Is it so bad that you'd cry?
No, it's just Hanging out with you guys again
Training and life in the
village was really tough,
but now I can spend time laughing
with everyone like this
I'm just glad we worked so hard.
Senpai
Let's have a girls' night like this again!
Yeah! We can do it every month!
That sounds great!
Oh. Orders from the village.
Isn't "Glasses" too simple for an assassin name?
Why should it matter?
Let's pick something more cute or cool.
Okay, "Pool of Blood."
Don't just base it on whatever
you're looking at!