A Ninja and an Assassin Under One Roof (2025) s01e03 Episode Script

1
Would you like
to work with us?
A place to
call your
own.
Tips for customer service
1. "Welcome in."
2. Ask: "For here or to go?"
3. Explain "today's coffee."
How to use register
1. Take order.
2. Tap the ordered item.
3. Tell them the price.
Welcome in.
Is this for here?
Today's coffee is
Excuse me.
Welcome in!
Um, will you be eating here?
Yeah.
I'd like an iced melty caramel royal
milk tea, large size with soy milk,
extra cream, extra shot, extra caramel
sauce, and three pumps of honey.
Oh. Do you take Koro-Pay?
Koro-Pay
Caramel Koro
I don't understand a word you're saying!
Satoko-chan.
Over here.
It's me, Yoshida.
We meet again.
Yeah!
You sure have a lot of dogs, Yoshida-san.
Oh, no. This is my part-time job.
Since I need money, I decided to
start this job for a change of pace.
Dogs are your part-time work?
Yup. I walk them in their owners' place.
Wow!
You can make money by walking doggies?
That's right.
That sounds fun!
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
A Ninja and an Assassin's Job
Leaf 3
Konoha-san!
I want to try working part-time!
I don't think this is the
time for that conversation.
There.
But why part-time?
You make enough with the assassin job.
Money is important, too,
but since I finally made it to the city,
I want to try a variety of new things!
I think even I can do it!
Koro-Mart
Just so you know, I won't help
you with your job search.
What?!
You heard me.
I'd rather you focus on the assassin work.
But staying at home all day is so boring
Metabolism and
Effort Training
Part-Time
Happy Happy Work
Our current assignment offered
8 million yen for 20 minutes,
That'll be 1,720 yen.
including pursuing the target.
With Koro-Pay.
Do you know how much part-time work pays?
Okay, understood.
What? Is it about 80,000 yen?
More like 800 yen.
Happy Happy Work
Is there anything you had in mind
for a part-time job, anyway?
No. There's nothing in particular.
Thanks for coming.
So I just need to fill out this "résumé"?
Name Kusagakure Satoko.
My age should be 15.
Résumé
Name: Kusagakure Satoko
August 8, 15 years old
Phone Number
Academic history
Konoha-san, what should
I put for "academic history"?
You put in what year you
graduated from what school.
School?
Um, "I just recently ran away
from the ninja village." There.
For skills, I can cook, clean,
and turn things into leaves.
My hobbies are
What are my hobbies?
Anything you enjoy doing, I guess?
Doing assassin jobs with Konoha-san!
Are you writing a confession?
A Few Days Later
Whoa, Konoha-san's uniform!
You seem to have forgotten, but you know
people are trying to kill you, right?
You need to at least disguise yourself.
Are you sure this is okay?
You seemed reluctant to
lend me clothes last time.
Oh, that.
Those had blood stains,
so I meant to throw them out.
Whoa, you're right!
Don't you need to go?
I have to hurry!
Do you have your résumé?
I forgot!
Off I go!
I'm sure she'll give up after a few rejections.
Job, job, job
I'm home.
Konoha-san!
Not so loud.
Listen!
Koro-Mart
What's "ninja village"?
Is that the joke these days?
Fifteen years old is a no-go!
We can only hire people who are 18 or older.
Didn't you read the job requirements?
Oh, um
And what's with your hair color?
Also, the thing about ninjas?
Sob sob
Is this just a big joke to you?
People kept getting mad
at me for some reason!
Well, of course.
"Of course"?!
Shock!
Hobbies and skills:
Watching movies,
piano, reading
Maybe I shouldn't have lied
about my skills and hobbies.
No, no. Those are fine.
Then why?
Listen, Satoko-chan.
Résumés are for lying.
L-Lying?!
Register
Did you look over the family
register I gave you the other day?
No, I didn't.
Why not? You should.
Let's start with your name.
Your family name isn't "Kusagakure."
It's Koga. Koga Satoko.
Here, rewrite that part.
O-Oh
You're my relative.
In the family register, you're 15,
but write that you're 18 on your résumé.
Eighteen There.
You can write whatever in the
academic history section, too.
Let's put in my school's name.
Oh, and don't talk about ninjas.
Next, your hobbies and skills
What?! I don't know those things!
Just write as I say, Satoko-chan.
Won't they find out?
Next, your guardians
Résumé
Name: Koga Satoko
Hobbies and skills:
Watching movies,
piano, reading
I-It's done.
Huh? Who? Who is this?
Whose résumé is this?!
It's yours.
I'm like a whole different person.
Thank you so much!
Now I can do my best starting tomorrow!
I wish you luck.
Thank you!
Supermarket Maru-Koro
All right!
Yes! I escaped my village to come—
I mean, I just moved here,
but I can start anytime!
What about school?
Yes! I can clean up very well
without leaving any evidence!
How did you get that stain?
Yes! I can make an especially
good cup of tea!
I can guarantee the tea
stalk floats upright!
Yes! I can carry it if
I turn it into leaves!
So did you get any interviews this time?
Yes! Of course!
I was able to converse with them,
and no one got angry at me.
Surely I'll get a job now!
Unsaved Number
Incoming Call
Hello, this is Satoko!
What? Rejected?
Yes
Thank you very much.
Yes!
Yes Yes
Thank you very much.
It's not working out!
There are people hiring
and people who want to work,
so why can't I get accepted?
Maybe you're someone
they don't want to employ.
You didn't have to go that far.
Your résumé doesn't seem bad, though.
Just give up.
How can you be so cold when
Satoko's doing her best?
She must be bad at lying.
It's true!
A ninja shouldn't say that so confidently.
Ninja?
Koga Satoko, 18 years old
Hobbies: Piano, watching movies
Skills: Cooking
Me? Koga Satoko, 18 years old, a ninja?
Does she not know who she is anymore
because she's been lying so much?
How do you do your interviews, Leader?
The same as you. I just spout some lies.
But it's tough without a family register.
My memory-erasing ninja skills
aren't so useful, either.
Oh, here's an idea.
What if you erase Satoko-chan's
memory of being a ninja?
How can you say something so scary?
Yeah, she's right.
Besides, if I forget that I'm a ninja,
I won't be able to use my ninja skills.
If that happens, this one's
gonna throw you away.
Yup.
What?!
I'd probably throw you away.
You won't have anyone to
cook and clean for you!
It'll just go back to my previous lifestyle.
Please deny that statement
Why do you even live with
this woman, Satoko?
I'll throw you out.
Konoha-san!
Y-Yes! This is Satoko. Yes!
Wha—Yes. That sounds good.
Okay! Thank you very much!
Could this be
Hey, that call just now
Yes! I got a job!
Good for you, Satoko!
Congrats!
Yes! Thank you so much!
Until now, nothing went my way,
no matter what I did.
I feel like my efforts have
been seen for the first time,
and it makes me so happy!
It's all thanks to you for teaching
me so much, Konoha-san!
Thank you so much!
You're welcome.
So, what's the job?
Oh, they floated up.
Poke. Poke.
Poke.
Ninkoro.
Ninkoro.
What? A mission?!
They'll pay me this much?
I have to do my best for my first job!
Fetch!
third corner curve. Number 7, AA Cup Ski,
starts off the race from the rear
Over here.
By the way, how's your job going?
Number 6, Chopping Board, is in the lead.
There, there, there.
Number 2, Yosetemo Nine, is next.
Is it fun?
I quit.
Now, Number 7, AA Cup Ski, is
Huh?
Yes.
What?! You gave up too soon!
You worked so hard to get that job!
I seriously don't understand.
What was the point of all that crying, then?
You've got it all wrong!
I wanted to try it out to see how it'd go,
and when I did, it was something
I absolutely did not want to do!
You know
And I make a lot more money
with the assassin job anyway!
That's what the assassin
woman kept telling you.
Here, you want it?
Did you hate it that much? Your, uh
Sorry, what kind of job was it?
I had to poke corpses submerged
in special liquids so they'd sink.
Come again?
It was really hard!
Eight-hour shifts are tough!
I had to keep looking at them,
and sometimes our eyes would meet.
I thought I would go crazy.
Sometimes they show up in my dreams.
So why did you even accept that job?
They said it was a special
kind of clean-up job.
Well, if that's what it was like,
maybe it's a good thing you quit.
I've felt like someone's been
watching me ever since.
Stop saying such scary things.
Oh, yeah. What did the assassin say?
When I told her I wanted to quit,
she said, "I told you so."
All right, Takeru! It's all on you, Takeru!
With only 200 meters left,
Takeru is doing it! He's here!
Of course she did.
Please let me win today!
Well, do your best until you find
the next thing you want to do.
The lead switches to Takeru!
Just a bit more until the goal!
Yes! That's it! Good! Yeah! Go!
Steady All right!
There, there. I know that was scary.
It's okay. Mommy's here.
Um, could you keep it down a bit?
Oh, so sorry! I just won 10,000 yen
on a horse and got carried away.
Ten thousand?!
The Horse Racing
Leader, is that some form of studying?
Huh? Y-You could say that.
Just something to prepare
me for making money.
I see. I hope you'll be able
to find a job soon, too!
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Oh, you're here.
Sorry I'm late, Kuro-chan.
I had a sudden work assignment
even though it's my day off.
All good.
Kuro-chan?
My name. Did you not know?
Oh
So this must be Satoko-chan.
Oh, hello.
I'll introduce you.
This is my SO, Yuriko.
What?!
Nice to meet you.
So your partner is a woman?
Huh? Did I not tell you?
I had no idea.
So you were a man all along.
I'm a woman.
You seriously knew nothing about me, huh?
There, there.
Well, now that we're all here, let's go.
Go where?
I told you the three of
us could go get Italian.
That's why I called you here today.
Oh, that's why?
I'm excited.
You'll have to tell me lots of stories
about Kuro-chan that I haven't heard.
I don't think she knows anything about me.
Pizza sure is delicious!
For you, Kuro-chan.
Thanks.
Do you want a sip of wine, too?
Oh, yeah.
Can I have a bit of your salad?
Sure.
You two are living together, right?
Yeah.
What sorts of things do lovers
do together at home?
Huh?!
Well, you know um
W-Well
We eat meals together,
bathe together, and also
Wh-What about you?
You're living with an assassin girl, right?
Me?
You make the meals, right, Satoko?
You're good at it, too.
Yes. I make them.
What's that assassin woman like at home?
Let's see
Konoha-san mainly looks at her
phone and lazes around at home.
And what do you do during those times?
I read magazines and such.
Konoha-san.
This month's number one in
the thrilling assassin ranking
"Slashes necks with a credit card!"
"Their smart and elegant kills show
the true essence of a veteran!"
Huh.
Are you guys some middle-aged couple?
Do you bathe and sleep separately?
Yes, Konoha-san said
I can't sleep if I hear snoring.
So I sleep in the kitchen.
What?
Cold
You should at least say
something about that.
Well
Before, I was out on the veranda,
so I'm better off now.
Also, Konoha-san is—
What are you talking about, Satoko-chan?
Oh! Why are you here?
Yeah, for real!
Well, I was craving Italian,
and you guys happened to be here.
Do you have a GPS tracker
on Satoko or something?
GPS?
You must be the assassin girl.
You look just like a normal, cute girl.
Wha What? Who is she?
How does she know?
Oh, was that a secret?
Sorry, I told her. My bad.
You have loose lips, ninja.
It's fine!
Yuriko's lips are sealed! Right?
Huh?! Y-Yeah! I won't tell anyone.
But you literally just did.
Is this really okay?
It might be better to kill
everyone right here and now.
Uh, is that assassin humor?
I'm serious.
Assassin-chan is scary.
Can I have more?
You surprised me.
I really thought you would kill everyone.
I was serious.
What? You can't!
That would have been easier.
Oh, look there!
Crêpes
It's a crêpe shop!
Strawberry
Tuna Salad
Banana
Blueberry
Cheesecake
It smells so good. They look delicious.
Konoha-san, would you
like to stop and eat some?
Wait, when did you get that?!
If you want one, pay with your own money.
Person of Interest
Please contact if seen
I know.
Let's eat at that park together.
Thank you very much.
It has so much cream. It's delicious.
Oh, yeah! Would you like
a bite of mine, Konoha-san?
No way. You already ate most of it.
Oh, okay
By the way, Satoko-chan,
you have cream on your mouth.
What?! Where?!
There.
Here?
No. One centimeter up.
Around here?
Not even close.
More down.
Huh? Where is—
Aya-C Real Estate
I was watching you two, and you've
been way too lovey-dovey!
Just wipe your face with those already!
Huh? Who are you?
I-I'm Kusagakure Arisa!
I'm going to successfully finish
this assignment, get a huge reward,
move to a tower mansion,
eat sushi for every meal,
buy an annual pass for Mousey Land,
adopt two cute parrots, and
That's all!
Oh, um Um
You ready?
Prepare yourself!
You're able to dodge that?
You really are an assassin.
In that case, I'll target you first!
Stay back, Satoko-chan.
R-Right!
My ninja skill is a
recognition-enhancing type!
It makes me incredibly
strong against my target!
But in exchange, it makes me really
weak against everyone else
But in this situation, it's not a problem!
Now, I will strike once more!
What? Huh? My gauntlets!
Could it be that you're
weaker than me right now?
Oh. I changed your gauntlets into
leaves. They looked painful.
Huh?
I'm glad those tissues showed up.
Are you going to continue
looking for a part-time job?
No, not for a while.
You give up so fast.
I'll work hard on jobs with you, Konoha-san!
Um
I'd like to order an iced melty caramel
royal milk tea, large size with soy milk,
extra cream, extra shot, extra caramel
sauce, and three pumps of honey.
Koro-Pay
Oh. Do you guys take Koro-Pay?
Yes!
Please take one.
Thank you.
Aya-C Real Estate
To Be Continued
This house has gotten pretty clean!
Really? Doesn't look that different to me.
Huh? I'm a little shocked.
Oh, by the way
I kept these since I wasn't sure
if they were trash or not.
Oh, those.
It's fine. They're trash now.
Are they?
What are these, anyway?
They're so colorful and cool-looking.
Simply put, they're cards you use when you
want to buy stuff from a smartphone game.
Oh, these become money?
I didn't know you played games, Konoha-san.
Just a little in the past to kill time.
But I got too caught up in trying to rise in
the rankings and spent too much money.
In the end, I felt ridiculous and quit.
You really like going up in rankings.
Hup.
Since you're done cleaning, make food next.
You're definitely using me as a free service!
Now, now.
I'll take you with me to
a sweets shop tomorrow.
I've been interested in it but
felt too awkward to go alone.
What? Yay!
To Be Continued
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Next
Episode
Have you ever had a part-time job?
When it's part of an assassin job.
What? So you've done services with a smile?
If that's the job.
What about singing and dancing?
If the job calls for it.
You really are a pro!