A Ninja and an Assassin Under One Roof (2025) s01e04 Episode Script
A Ninja and an Assassin's Relationship
1
We sure got drenched, huh?
The rain came out of nowhere.
Let's go take a bath before we catch a cold!
You're right.
I'll go in first.
Why are you coming in with me?
Isn't it better if we get in together?
Huh?
I don't want to.
S-So cold
What are you watching?
That scared me.
This is a scary film, isn't it?
Hey, stop clinging to me.
S-Sorry.
I'm going to bed now.
Um
Can I sleep over here tonight?
Where's this coming from?
Well
The movie earlier was scary
And the kitchen is a bit cold, so
Oh, and also,
Leader told me the other day
that our situation is weird!
She told me that they bathe
together and sleep together.
They seem to get along very well.
I mean, yeah, maybe that works for them,
but you're a freeloader here.
And we're just colleagues, anyway.
Huh?
Goodnight.
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
A Ninja and an Assassin's Relationship
Leaf 4
Leader!
She told me we're just colleagues!
What do you think about that?!
What do I think? Well
Sounds like something she'd say.
Is that all?!
Also, stop calling me every
time something happens.
I'm a busy woman!
Huh
Can't you try to hide that "but you're
unemployed" look on your face?
Forget it. I'm going home.
Please wait!
You're the only one I can rely on, Leader!
What was that?
You're the only one I can rely on, Leader!
What are you displeased about, anyway?
As long as you have food, clothes,
and shelter, isn't that enough?
Th-That's true.
Wow, you agreed so easily.
Thank you so much!
It's resolved now!
Bye!
Hey, don't try to leave!
End
So in other words,
you're dissatisfied with
your relationship, right?
Yes! That's right!
When I spoke with you and your
girlfriend the other day,
you two seemed to be very close.
I couldn't help comparing
the two of us to that.
I want me and Konoha-san
to be the way you two are!
Huh?!
Does that mean
S-Seriously?
I see
You have lousy taste in women.
Okay, then!
If that's what this is about,
I'll help you out!
Thank you so much!
I'll be in your care!
I hope I can live happily with
Konoha-san like the two of them!
Yeah, leave it to me!
I didn't know she wanted
to be a couple like us!
What are these?
Well, as far as I've seen,
your feelings seem to be one-sided.
So let's start by doing things
that'll gain her affection.
Really?
I have a long way to go.
Don't worry.
You may not know it,
but I'm actually pretty popular.
Leader
So just leave it to me.
Okay!
Now, let's get started.
Upon thorough investigation,
the number one thing popular
men desire in a partner is
the face!
It says, "If a girl has a cute face,
anything she does is cute."
Well, Yuri is cute.
Average.
Okay, the number two thing is
the body!
"A nice body makes me happy."
Yuri fits this, too.
Average.
Next.
Number three is cooking!
"If she can secure your stomach,
there's no escape."
Satoko, you can pull this one off.
Yes! I'm confident in my cooking!
Thank you so much, Leader!
Sure! Good luck!
I'm home.
Welcome back, Konoha-san!
Whoa. What's with that outfit?
Is it cute?
Leader's advice #1!
It feels good to see them cook!
Eat up.
Leader's advice #2!
It feels good to see them in sexy outfits.
Only a peek.
You'll get burned.
Huh?
So what's for dinner tonight?
It's tempura!
You'll get burned.
It's finished.
My skin stings It hurts
I told you so. It's because
you're dressed like that.
Nothing tastes good when I eat it
looking at someone covered in burns.
I feel like a fool wearing this outfit, then!
You are a fool.
Leader! It's not working!
Peace.
So loud.
Leader's advice #3!
Girls who are good at cooking are popular!
Is the tempura good?
It's good.
Oh, I'm so glad.
As the one who cooked it, it makes me happy
to see you smile like that as you eat!
Am I smiling right now?
Yes. You're beaming!
Can we eat separately from now on?
What? Wh-Why?
Leader's advice #4.
Girls who are good listeners are popular.
Konoha-san
How was school today?
Normal, I guess.
I see.
Oh.
What?! What is it?!
I did a job by myself on
my way home from school.
Could you go dispose of the body?
Leader's advice #5
Girls you can rely on are popular!
Leave it to me!
This is it.
Konoha-san sure is messy!
Was she like this before she
started working with me?
She won't talk about herself
with me, after all
Don't move.
You're wide open.
Someone like you took out
Big Sis and the others?
You're a ninja pursuer
It has a paralyzing drug on it.
You won't be able to move.
I'll get straight to the point.
Asuka
Fumiko
Midori
Can you turn them back?
These ninjas who turned into leaves.
Michiru
Arisa
Can you turn Big Sis and everyone else back?
You've been collecting them.
Hey. Answer me.
I-I don't know.
No matter.
I expected that.
I'm sure you already knew,
but anyone back in the village
can use basic ninja skills.
But just like your leaf-turning ability,
the ninjutsu that people are born
with varies from person to person.
A ninja who used a technique
similar to yours in the past
was able to break down a
broken object into leaves
and then return it to a whole object.
Plans
If you don't know how to turn them back yet,
I can take you back to the village
and train you until you learn it.
Of course, I'll kill you after that.
Plans
"There are ninjas in the village
who can resurrect the dead."
"Big Sis and the others can
still come back to life."
So that's what she was planning?
Konoha-san
I accidentally let you go out on your own.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
I still can't quite move, though
Give me your leg.
I didn't know you'd worry about me.
Of course I do.
You're my precious colleague.
But that's amazing.
Can your ninja skills really do that?
Turn people back, I mean.
I don't know.
I didn't pay attention in class, after all.
I see.
It might be useful if you
could learn how to do that.
Well, for now, turn this one
into leaves so we can go
Oh, wait.
There's a possibility they
can come back to life.
In that case
let's burn them.
Coming.
Hey, you two.
Satoko-chan and Assassin-chan.
Please don't call me Assassin-chan.
What happened to Satoko-chan?
She got a bit hurt.
But that's not the point.
I've heard that she's been in your
care, so I brought something.
Oh, my! Roasted sweet potatoes!
So you are capable of such gestures.
We cooked too many.
Thank you. I love roasted sweet potatoes.
What's this, Satoko?
Looks like you two are getting along.
Konoha-san! Please let me down!
This is embarrassing!
Ninkoro.
Ninkoro.
I'm home.
Huh?
What's all this?
Welcome home.
No, what is this?
There's nothing here.
The ninja the other day said that
I could have the ability to turn back
things that I've turned into leaves
Wait, why?
Why would you test it on my furniture
when you can't do that yet?
So you got kicked out and came to us, huh?
No. I ran away.
I was practicing for Konoha-san's
sake, and yet she
You were definitely in the wrong this time.
Well, I do feel bad for turning her
furniture into leaves without permission
Now, now. Conflict can be necessary.
If you want to live together
in harmony, that is.
You can stay with us until things calm down.
Yay!
Ugh, no way!
It's morning, Kuro-chan, Satoko-chan.
Okay.
Did you sleep well?
Yes! I slept much better than usual!
Probably because you
normally sleep in the kitchen.
Yuri.
What's for breakfast?
What do you think?
It's your favorite, Kuro-chan.
Hmm Omelets?
Correct!
I'm so happy.
I love you, Yuri.
Not now, Kuro-chan.
Satoko-chan is looking.
Wait, she really is looking!
I forgot!
Huh? Is that even possible?
Well, I'm off to work.
Uh, hang on, Yuri.
Ah, that's right.
Here. Good luck job-hunting.
Thanks, Yuri.
Satoko-chan.
Could you help me take out the trash?
Oh, sure!
I can do that.
No need. I'd prefer Satoko-chan.
Satoko-chan, I have a favor to ask.
Sure! What is it?
Could you check to see what Kuro-chan
is up to while I'm at work?
Check on Leader?
Yes.
I'm a little worried.
Kuro-chan is easily tempted
I see.
I'll try!
All done.
I was able to finish the chores
early thanks to your help.
You can count on me!
Yeah.
What good timing.
Okay. I'm going to start job-hunting now.
Don't follow me, Satoko.
Okay! I understand!
Hmm Could she be cheating?
Oh, she went in somewhere.
Pachinko
So how did it go, Satoko-chan?
Did Kuro-chan go to a pachinko parlor?
Yes, she did!
A very noisy place!
Hey! I told you not to tell her!
You promised you'd never go again
And you even lied
You've got it all wrong!
How am I wrong?
No, I mean
There's no recreation back at the village.
Compared to that, there's so much here.
I didn't know so many fun
things existed in the world.
Oh! Was the loud place you were
at the same as the man we saw?
What do you mean?!
Are you cheating on me?!
What?! I was just asking him about the horses!
Horses?!
Don't tell me you've also been betting
on horse races on top of pachinko!
What about you?
You used Satoko to monitor me!
You're no better! You paid her to keep quiet!
That's
This is uncomfortable
Anyway, please have more trust in me!
You jerk! Jerk!
What now?
I know what this is.
A ninja pursuer!
I finally found you.
Leader!
Huh? Me?
How could you?! When you have someone like me!
Huh?
I left the village because
you said you were leaving!
You're Sayuri!
It's Ayaka!
Did you forget my name already?!
Sorry
And you're even living with
this this civilian woman!
This is unheard of!
You're being tricked, right?
Don't worry. I'll save you now!
Wait!
Die!
Wow, that was a close one.
Konoha-san!
Why did you bother protecting her?
Because
Thank you, Satoko-chan.
You put yourself in danger to protect me.
Ah, no. Konoha-san was the one who saved us.
Besides
Yuri!
Thank you, Assassin-chan.
I wouldn't have helped if
Satoko-chan hadn't covered you.
What?
Does that mean you wanted me to die?
So scary.
H-Hey, Satoko, that
You two are so efficient, I couldn't stop
you from turning her into leaves
But she was a comrade who
left the village with us.
Your ex? Was she your ex?
Oh
She was just acting out a little.
Isn't there anything you can do?
I see
Then, rather than burning her,
I'll use her for my resurrection training!
Sayuri
"Using" her doesn't sound very moral
Well, let's head home, Satoko-chan.
What? But I ran away from—
Go on home, Satoko.
Don't you understand?
She instantly came to your aid because
you endangered yourself for Yuri.
Maybe she's been keeping an eye on you
to make sure you wouldn't be in danger.
She worries about you, Satoko.
Come on. Let's hurry home.
Konoha-san
I'm sorry about that.
Don't worry about it.
Also, about what you said before
Before?
Um, about covering for Leader's girlfriend.
Yeah?
I actually just tripped in front of her.
Aw, snap.
Huh? Did you just laugh?
No.
You definitely did.
Enough. Let's go home.
To our home with nothing.
You haven't bought any furniture?
I've found you,
Glasses Assassin.
To Be Continued
This got out of hand.
What should we tell the police?
Guess we'll have to move out.
But we'd need money
That's true
You can't go to pachinko
parlors or races anymore.
I said I'm sorry.
TV
Dresser
Bed
Don't do it again.
Next time, I'll make you pay for everything.
Okay
Well, there's nothing to do, so let's go to bed.
Satoko-chan.
Want to sleep next to me?
What? Really?!
Well, this room is cold.
If only we had the heater
I'm sorry
I turned them all into leaves.
Night.
Yes. Goodnight, Konoha-san.
Next
Episode
You're very strong, Konoha-san.
You can carry me with ease. Can I try, too?
It's impossible.
You're heavy, Konoha-san.
You're pissing me off.
We sure got drenched, huh?
The rain came out of nowhere.
Let's go take a bath before we catch a cold!
You're right.
I'll go in first.
Why are you coming in with me?
Isn't it better if we get in together?
Huh?
I don't want to.
S-So cold
What are you watching?
That scared me.
This is a scary film, isn't it?
Hey, stop clinging to me.
S-Sorry.
I'm going to bed now.
Um
Can I sleep over here tonight?
Where's this coming from?
Well
The movie earlier was scary
And the kitchen is a bit cold, so
Oh, and also,
Leader told me the other day
that our situation is weird!
She told me that they bathe
together and sleep together.
They seem to get along very well.
I mean, yeah, maybe that works for them,
but you're a freeloader here.
And we're just colleagues, anyway.
Huh?
Goodnight.
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
A Ninja and an Assassin's Relationship
Leaf 4
Leader!
She told me we're just colleagues!
What do you think about that?!
What do I think? Well
Sounds like something she'd say.
Is that all?!
Also, stop calling me every
time something happens.
I'm a busy woman!
Huh
Can't you try to hide that "but you're
unemployed" look on your face?
Forget it. I'm going home.
Please wait!
You're the only one I can rely on, Leader!
What was that?
You're the only one I can rely on, Leader!
What are you displeased about, anyway?
As long as you have food, clothes,
and shelter, isn't that enough?
Th-That's true.
Wow, you agreed so easily.
Thank you so much!
It's resolved now!
Bye!
Hey, don't try to leave!
End
So in other words,
you're dissatisfied with
your relationship, right?
Yes! That's right!
When I spoke with you and your
girlfriend the other day,
you two seemed to be very close.
I couldn't help comparing
the two of us to that.
I want me and Konoha-san
to be the way you two are!
Huh?!
Does that mean
S-Seriously?
I see
You have lousy taste in women.
Okay, then!
If that's what this is about,
I'll help you out!
Thank you so much!
I'll be in your care!
I hope I can live happily with
Konoha-san like the two of them!
Yeah, leave it to me!
I didn't know she wanted
to be a couple like us!
What are these?
Well, as far as I've seen,
your feelings seem to be one-sided.
So let's start by doing things
that'll gain her affection.
Really?
I have a long way to go.
Don't worry.
You may not know it,
but I'm actually pretty popular.
Leader
So just leave it to me.
Okay!
Now, let's get started.
Upon thorough investigation,
the number one thing popular
men desire in a partner is
the face!
It says, "If a girl has a cute face,
anything she does is cute."
Well, Yuri is cute.
Average.
Okay, the number two thing is
the body!
"A nice body makes me happy."
Yuri fits this, too.
Average.
Next.
Number three is cooking!
"If she can secure your stomach,
there's no escape."
Satoko, you can pull this one off.
Yes! I'm confident in my cooking!
Thank you so much, Leader!
Sure! Good luck!
I'm home.
Welcome back, Konoha-san!
Whoa. What's with that outfit?
Is it cute?
Leader's advice #1!
It feels good to see them cook!
Eat up.
Leader's advice #2!
It feels good to see them in sexy outfits.
Only a peek.
You'll get burned.
Huh?
So what's for dinner tonight?
It's tempura!
You'll get burned.
It's finished.
My skin stings It hurts
I told you so. It's because
you're dressed like that.
Nothing tastes good when I eat it
looking at someone covered in burns.
I feel like a fool wearing this outfit, then!
You are a fool.
Leader! It's not working!
Peace.
So loud.
Leader's advice #3!
Girls who are good at cooking are popular!
Is the tempura good?
It's good.
Oh, I'm so glad.
As the one who cooked it, it makes me happy
to see you smile like that as you eat!
Am I smiling right now?
Yes. You're beaming!
Can we eat separately from now on?
What? Wh-Why?
Leader's advice #4.
Girls who are good listeners are popular.
Konoha-san
How was school today?
Normal, I guess.
I see.
Oh.
What?! What is it?!
I did a job by myself on
my way home from school.
Could you go dispose of the body?
Leader's advice #5
Girls you can rely on are popular!
Leave it to me!
This is it.
Konoha-san sure is messy!
Was she like this before she
started working with me?
She won't talk about herself
with me, after all
Don't move.
You're wide open.
Someone like you took out
Big Sis and the others?
You're a ninja pursuer
It has a paralyzing drug on it.
You won't be able to move.
I'll get straight to the point.
Asuka
Fumiko
Midori
Can you turn them back?
These ninjas who turned into leaves.
Michiru
Arisa
Can you turn Big Sis and everyone else back?
You've been collecting them.
Hey. Answer me.
I-I don't know.
No matter.
I expected that.
I'm sure you already knew,
but anyone back in the village
can use basic ninja skills.
But just like your leaf-turning ability,
the ninjutsu that people are born
with varies from person to person.
A ninja who used a technique
similar to yours in the past
was able to break down a
broken object into leaves
and then return it to a whole object.
Plans
If you don't know how to turn them back yet,
I can take you back to the village
and train you until you learn it.
Of course, I'll kill you after that.
Plans
"There are ninjas in the village
who can resurrect the dead."
"Big Sis and the others can
still come back to life."
So that's what she was planning?
Konoha-san
I accidentally let you go out on your own.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
I still can't quite move, though
Give me your leg.
I didn't know you'd worry about me.
Of course I do.
You're my precious colleague.
But that's amazing.
Can your ninja skills really do that?
Turn people back, I mean.
I don't know.
I didn't pay attention in class, after all.
I see.
It might be useful if you
could learn how to do that.
Well, for now, turn this one
into leaves so we can go
Oh, wait.
There's a possibility they
can come back to life.
In that case
let's burn them.
Coming.
Hey, you two.
Satoko-chan and Assassin-chan.
Please don't call me Assassin-chan.
What happened to Satoko-chan?
She got a bit hurt.
But that's not the point.
I've heard that she's been in your
care, so I brought something.
Oh, my! Roasted sweet potatoes!
So you are capable of such gestures.
We cooked too many.
Thank you. I love roasted sweet potatoes.
What's this, Satoko?
Looks like you two are getting along.
Konoha-san! Please let me down!
This is embarrassing!
Ninkoro.
Ninkoro.
I'm home.
Huh?
What's all this?
Welcome home.
No, what is this?
There's nothing here.
The ninja the other day said that
I could have the ability to turn back
things that I've turned into leaves
Wait, why?
Why would you test it on my furniture
when you can't do that yet?
So you got kicked out and came to us, huh?
No. I ran away.
I was practicing for Konoha-san's
sake, and yet she
You were definitely in the wrong this time.
Well, I do feel bad for turning her
furniture into leaves without permission
Now, now. Conflict can be necessary.
If you want to live together
in harmony, that is.
You can stay with us until things calm down.
Yay!
Ugh, no way!
It's morning, Kuro-chan, Satoko-chan.
Okay.
Did you sleep well?
Yes! I slept much better than usual!
Probably because you
normally sleep in the kitchen.
Yuri.
What's for breakfast?
What do you think?
It's your favorite, Kuro-chan.
Hmm Omelets?
Correct!
I'm so happy.
I love you, Yuri.
Not now, Kuro-chan.
Satoko-chan is looking.
Wait, she really is looking!
I forgot!
Huh? Is that even possible?
Well, I'm off to work.
Uh, hang on, Yuri.
Ah, that's right.
Here. Good luck job-hunting.
Thanks, Yuri.
Satoko-chan.
Could you help me take out the trash?
Oh, sure!
I can do that.
No need. I'd prefer Satoko-chan.
Satoko-chan, I have a favor to ask.
Sure! What is it?
Could you check to see what Kuro-chan
is up to while I'm at work?
Check on Leader?
Yes.
I'm a little worried.
Kuro-chan is easily tempted
I see.
I'll try!
All done.
I was able to finish the chores
early thanks to your help.
You can count on me!
Yeah.
What good timing.
Okay. I'm going to start job-hunting now.
Don't follow me, Satoko.
Okay! I understand!
Hmm Could she be cheating?
Oh, she went in somewhere.
Pachinko
So how did it go, Satoko-chan?
Did Kuro-chan go to a pachinko parlor?
Yes, she did!
A very noisy place!
Hey! I told you not to tell her!
You promised you'd never go again
And you even lied
You've got it all wrong!
How am I wrong?
No, I mean
There's no recreation back at the village.
Compared to that, there's so much here.
I didn't know so many fun
things existed in the world.
Oh! Was the loud place you were
at the same as the man we saw?
What do you mean?!
Are you cheating on me?!
What?! I was just asking him about the horses!
Horses?!
Don't tell me you've also been betting
on horse races on top of pachinko!
What about you?
You used Satoko to monitor me!
You're no better! You paid her to keep quiet!
That's
This is uncomfortable
Anyway, please have more trust in me!
You jerk! Jerk!
What now?
I know what this is.
A ninja pursuer!
I finally found you.
Leader!
Huh? Me?
How could you?! When you have someone like me!
Huh?
I left the village because
you said you were leaving!
You're Sayuri!
It's Ayaka!
Did you forget my name already?!
Sorry
And you're even living with
this this civilian woman!
This is unheard of!
You're being tricked, right?
Don't worry. I'll save you now!
Wait!
Die!
Wow, that was a close one.
Konoha-san!
Why did you bother protecting her?
Because
Thank you, Satoko-chan.
You put yourself in danger to protect me.
Ah, no. Konoha-san was the one who saved us.
Besides
Yuri!
Thank you, Assassin-chan.
I wouldn't have helped if
Satoko-chan hadn't covered you.
What?
Does that mean you wanted me to die?
So scary.
H-Hey, Satoko, that
You two are so efficient, I couldn't stop
you from turning her into leaves
But she was a comrade who
left the village with us.
Your ex? Was she your ex?
Oh
She was just acting out a little.
Isn't there anything you can do?
I see
Then, rather than burning her,
I'll use her for my resurrection training!
Sayuri
"Using" her doesn't sound very moral
Well, let's head home, Satoko-chan.
What? But I ran away from—
Go on home, Satoko.
Don't you understand?
She instantly came to your aid because
you endangered yourself for Yuri.
Maybe she's been keeping an eye on you
to make sure you wouldn't be in danger.
She worries about you, Satoko.
Come on. Let's hurry home.
Konoha-san
I'm sorry about that.
Don't worry about it.
Also, about what you said before
Before?
Um, about covering for Leader's girlfriend.
Yeah?
I actually just tripped in front of her.
Aw, snap.
Huh? Did you just laugh?
No.
You definitely did.
Enough. Let's go home.
To our home with nothing.
You haven't bought any furniture?
I've found you,
Glasses Assassin.
To Be Continued
This got out of hand.
What should we tell the police?
Guess we'll have to move out.
But we'd need money
That's true
You can't go to pachinko
parlors or races anymore.
I said I'm sorry.
TV
Dresser
Bed
Don't do it again.
Next time, I'll make you pay for everything.
Okay
Well, there's nothing to do, so let's go to bed.
Satoko-chan.
Want to sleep next to me?
What? Really?!
Well, this room is cold.
If only we had the heater
I'm sorry
I turned them all into leaves.
Night.
Yes. Goodnight, Konoha-san.
Next
Episode
You're very strong, Konoha-san.
You can carry me with ease. Can I try, too?
It's impossible.
You're heavy, Konoha-san.
You're pissing me off.