A Ninja and an Assassin Under One Roof (2025) s01e06 Episode Script

1
Konoha-san, for dinner tonight
I found you!
Runaway ninja and assassin!
I am Sakura, a ninja pursuer from the village!
How dare you slaughter all those ninjas?!
Gah.
I shall end your life with my sword!
Where were you keeping that?!
Huh? Where's the assassin?
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
Leaf: 6
A Busty Girl and an Assassin Under One Roof
Okay, I'll gather these up
and take them home to try to
turn them back to normal!
Speaking of, we never
collected Roboko's leaves.
Oh. I forgot to do that.
I-It's been quite some time since
the day we met, hasn't it?
Has it?
Oh, Konoha-san.
While I was away, I learned how
to make some new dishes!
I'll make some when we get home.
Sure.
B-By the way
The ninja who pulled her sword
from her breasts blew me away.
If I had breasts as big as hers,
could I do that, too?
Oh, I bet it would work with your size!
That's sexual harassment.
S-Sorry.
Roboko was able to do that, though.
She could store all kinds of stuff.
It made my job easier.
What?! Like, in her breasts?!
No, in her head.
How could you not tell that she was a robot?
Vengeance for Roboko!
Marin-san!
Found you at last!
It's time for me to avenge Roboko!
Oh, no! I don't want to fight you, Marin-san!
You say you want vengeance, but you're
the one who started this whole thing.
I-I know that!
I'm not going to actually kill you!
I just wanted to hurt you a little
so you'd reflect on your actions!
I won't feel satisfied until I do!
Take this!
What are these?!
Uh Things are taking a perverted turn
This is
If you didn't like that, maybe you should
really think before you act from now on!
You okay?
Konoha-san, did you use me as a shield?
Well, if she's out to avenge Roboko,
it's you she's after.
How could you?
Dinner's ready.
Hm? Don't you like it?
Huh? No, it's good.
B-But you're not smiling like you usually do.
Roboko's meals were better.
Huh?
So what do you think about that, Marin-san?!
Why'd you come back?
Because I can't seem to connect with
Leader, who I usually consult with.
Who even is that?
Besides, you destroyed all the
cameras I set up in Glasses' house!
Well, who wants to be spied on like that?
Bold words coming from someone
who actually used them.
Konoha-san has seemed down ever
since Roboko was eliminated.
She keeps looking at me as if
she has something to say
But it seems she doesn't.
She hasn't even been going to school.
She just stays at home all day.
So on that note, could you
please make Roboko again?
Can't believe you of all
people want to request that.
Off
On
Huh? Why do you say that?
I don't wanna.
Besides, it's impossible.
What?
I make my robots based on vibes.
I can never make the same robot again.
Something like Roboko can only
be made once every ten years,
and I'm pretty mad at you
for turning her into leaves.
Did you already forget about yesterday?
Yesterday
Besides
Besides?
Don't you get it?
What do you think will happen
once I make Roboko again?
Konoha-san would be happy.
And what about you?
You didn't like being replaced by her.
Are you saying you'd be
fine being replaced again?
This time the three of us can live together.
A Ninja and an Assassin (and Roboko)
(All Three) Under One Roof
Don't propose absurd things like that.
In other words, Glasses mistook
Roboko for you and got too close.
And once Roboko left the picture,
she realized the one she got close with
wasn't you, and it threw her off.
Just a theory.
Do you understand?
I think I do.
All it means is that you have to get
just as close with her as Roboko did.
You're amazing, Marin-san!
I've read up on this through shojo manga.
You should read them, too, so you can—
Wait, kunoichi, have your
boobs always been
Huh?
Whoa, you're right! They're bigger!
How?! Is it ninjutsu?!
What?! Is it?!
I'm asking you!
Grope
I don't know anything about this!
How did this happen all of a sudden?
Squish Squish Squish
Is it my growth spurt?
Actually, ever since you
attacked me last night,
my breasts have been
feeling kind of itchy
Could it be an effect of my invention?
Kunoichi, if you let me
experiment on you for a bit,
I'll let you off the hook
for destroying Roboko.
What? You were still mad about that?!
Of course I was!
Incoming Call
Satoko-chan
Hello?
Konoha-san!
I'm going to help Marin-san
with an experiment of hers.
I'll be staying at her house for a few days.
All right.
Fun Milk
About dinner—
It's okay. I'll just eat whatever.
If this experiment goes well,
I think it will really make you happy!
So please look forward to it!
What? It'll make me happy?
Ba-Boom!
I am home!
Wait, what? Who are you?
This? This is supposed to make me happy?
Sorry, I went too far.
Bounce
Huh? Were you like that before?
W-Well, I'm still in my growing phase.
If you're interested,
I'd be willing to treat you, too.
No, not interested.
Boing
What? I recommend it, Konoha-san!
Boing
Boing
It felt nice, and the
results were immediate!
Boing
Boing
You were so scared at first, you nearly cried.
Bounce
Bounce
Bounce
Bounce
Hey, Marin-san!
You didn't have to say that!
Bounce
Bounce
I only said the truth.
Giddy
How long are you keeping this up?
See you later, kunoichi.
Yes, see you.
She's coming back?
These are all convenience store meals.
It's only been a few days,
and look at this mess.
Oh, did you have breakfast?
Don't avoid the obvious.
What are those?
What are they?
Sparkle
It's "breast storage" ninjutsu!
What?
It's the one that ninja the other day used!
You even said that Roboko did something
similar, and that it was very useful!
I wanted to learn that ninjutsu,
so I had Marin-san make them
bigger with her experiments!
Really?
Do you really think just having big
breasts can make that possible?
Now, now, just watch and see.
Squeeze
Bounce
I can't do it.
Droop
I figured as much.
I don't know for sure, but don't
you need training to do that?
For now, let me just start cleaning.
Bounce Bounce
What is it now?
I can't reach. My boobs are in the way.
Why do you seem a little happy about that?
We need to go to work now.
Yes!
Let's get going!
Bounce
I can put your belongings in my boobs
Oh, yeah, I can't do that.
Shopping District
Stare
I can't help but notice people staring.
Well, yeah
Is this how you felt before, too?
Bounce
Again, why do you seem so happy?
Bounce
The looks people are giving you
are different from the ones I get.
Ba-Bounce
You tripped so dramatically.
I can't see my footing!
Oh. Looks like it, yeah.
Heavy
Can you please help me get up?
I'm sorry.
Can we even work together
in the state you're in?
Thud
Heavy
It'll be all right.
I think
But I'll do my best!
Hey, Satoko-chan. You're in the way.
S-Sorry.
I wanted to be of use to you, Konoha-san.
Where are we?
Based on my remaining battery percentage,
I may not last until we reach the house, but
I'm sorry to make you push yourself.
I am glad that my skills are of use to you.
I was able to do my best by thinking about you.
It's fine.
I can do it myself this
time, so head home first.
Oh, but
Really. You stand out so much,
it'll be hard to get the job done.
Yes I understand.
Try not to trip.
If that's the case,
I'll army crawl my way home.
I'm home.
Huh? She's not here.
Oh, you got here quicker
than me, Konoha-san.
Where were you?
I was doing a bit of shopping.
Bounce
Looking like that?
I'll make dinner now.
Can you? In that state?
It's a little difficult.
Bounce
But it's doable!
Cut
Thud
It's done!
Oh. It's eggplant miso soup.
Have you tried it before?
I really like eggplant miso soup.
I have.
I also like it.
Really? Then I'll make it again!
Yeah.
But I think I like it better
with stronger flavor.
It's no use.
I can't reach Leader.
I wanted to ask her about
the breast ninjutsu.
Every time I call, I just hear a
beeping sound, like the line's busy.
Oh, that means you're blocked.
What?!
Aw, she doesn't like you anymore.
Oh, no!
What to do
I'm sure they've moved
since their house blew up.
Where could they be?
Oh, right.
In that case
Ninkoro.
Ninkoro!
I found you, Leader!
Ugh, that voice is
Satoko!
Wait, who are you?!
Ba-Boom!
How did you know where I was?
Can I touch them?
What the heck are you saying?
So what happened, anyway?
What made you both come to see me together?
We wanted to discuss—
Leader! Were you avoiding me?!
Well
You know how Ayaka came to my
house and caused such a stir?
Bounce
Ayaka?
The ninja you turned into leaves!
After that, we couldn't avoid moving out.
I thought Yuri would be in danger
if two runaway ninjas were together.
You don't seem interested
in hiding your presence at all.
And somehow you're standing
out even more now.
Like I asked, how did you find me?
I don't think I had any kind
of tracker on me or anything.
About that
You know how Konoha-san is an assassin?
(Kill)
Employer: Satoko
Request: Assassination
Target: Kuro
Options (advance fees will be included):
Killing style, whereabouts, photographic evidence of body,
corpse delivery, the whole family, a funeral (simple)
Since we couldn't find you, we put in
an assassination request as a test,
and someone from the assassin
organization told us everything,
including your current location.
What?
Did you come here to kill me?!
Assassin
Client
No, not at all!
Target
We just had to use that method to find you.
We have no intention of killing you!
We just wanted to discuss something!
Right, Konoha-san?
But if we fail to make the kill here,
my ranking will go down
Why are you putting on gloves?!
You're scaring us!
Well, now that you know
Yuri's been wanting to see you guys, too.
So I'll take you to my new place.
It's been a while.
Satoko-chan and Assassin-chan
Ba-Boom!
You've gotten so big.
Heavy
Sorry for disappearing without a word.
Kuro-chan insisted it was for the best
if we don't see each other anymore.
Oh, by the way, Leader,
I see you're still going
to the pachinko parlors!
Does she not get mad at you anymore?
Kuro-chan
You
You told me you stopped
going to the pachinko parlors!
Th-That aside, you guys wanted
to discuss something, right?!
Oh, that's right.
It's about these.
Breast ninjutsu?
Yes!
I vaguely remember there being a ninjutsu
that lets us store things there
Well, there is, but I can't do that.
Hey, now.
Besides, the breast size doesn't matter.
That ninja pursuer, was it?
She was just an exception.
What we were taught was how to store
important things near our chest.
How could I mistake that?
I guess not paying attention
during class backfired on you.
Then I must look like a fool
for getting breasts like these!
Bounce
Well, yeah.
What was the point of all of this?
Let's go home, Satoko-chan.
Oh, that's right.
If you're saying it's best that
we don't interact anymore,
why don't you erase Satoko-chan's memory?
What?! How could you say that?
That'll be for the best.
You'd just get worried if
she disappeared on you.
And it'd only be more trouble for you two
if you kept getting found like this, right?
I-I'm sorry for acting on my own, okay?
I won't disappear without
a word again. I promise.
I'm so glad!
Really?
I won't erase your memories, either.
I've decided to live normally as
my own person, not as a ninja,
and seal away my ninjutsu.
Using my memory-erasing power carelessly
would make Yuri feel uneasy, too.
She might wonder if her own
memories are being tampered with.
That's why I made the decision
to never use them again.
Kuro-chan!
Didn't she use it the other day?
You know, when the poison-user
ninja attacked?
She did.
That was an emergency!
I found you, runaways!
I had a hunch when I saw the
assassination request
But to think you'd really be here!
I am rank 40 in the assassin rankings!
Hey!
Kanie of the ninja village!
Even against the two of you,
I don't intend to lose!
That was expensive!
In fact, that adversity
just makes me stronger!
Maybe we really should have you forget
everything and stay away from us.
See?
This all happened because you put in
the assassination request to find me!
I got her to unblock me!
Good for you.
Still, I'm sorry.
For what?
These breasts.
I couldn't be of use to you in your work.
I made them bigger because
I didn't want to lose to Roboko,
Boing
Boing
but I can't even do chores
with them in the way.
Boing
I don't think it's fair to think you're losing.
Huh?
It's true that Roboko was outstanding,
but I've come to understand that she
was the same as you on the inside.
Her being a robot did bring
a lot of perks, though.
Seriously, why didn't you feel
anything off about that?
I wonder why.
But you're right!
Marin-san said Roboko was
modeled after my personality.
That's why she wasn't necessarily
a completely different person!
Dr. Marin's Masterpiece!?
It's just that she matured much faster.
That's why she was more adult-like than me.
Her cooking far surpassed
mine, too, it seems.
I'll never betray you, Konoha-san.
I know everything about you, Konoha-san.
Hey, Satoko-chan.
I haven't told you yet
The reason why I want to rise
in the assassin rankings.
What? You're telling me now?
Yes!
On second thought, never mind.
Those things hanging off you are so distracting,
I've lost the will to talk about it.
How could you say that?
Oh. My ranking went down.
Is it because we failed
the mission with Leader?
Yup.
It's fine.
In the end, we did reel in
another target, so it evens out.
I haven't reported the last kill I did, though.
The one you said you'd do on your own?
Yeah.
I wanted you to erase the body after all.
For now, I hid it away so it can't be found.
Once those go back to normal,
I'll be counting on you.
The corpse will start to
smell if we don't hurry.
There are things only you can do, you know.
So don't worry about pushing
yourself to try new things.
What?
You're not even listening.
What? What is it?
I was just asking Marin-san, and
She said there's no way to turn them back.
Wahahaha
To Be Continued
Goodnight.
Night.
I'll go sleep in the kitchen, then.
What?
Huh?
Oh, right. That was with Roboko.
What?! You slept together with Roboko?!
Do you want to try to sleep together, too?
Huh?!
E-Excuse me, then.
Slump
Wham
Boing
Actually, go sleep in the kitchen.
Next
Episode
What were you trying to accomplish
by enlarging your breasts?
It was because we discussed how useful it'd
be if we could store a bunch of stuff there!
I've never had a large inventory
in the first place, though.
Why didn't you say that sooner?!