A Ninja and an Assassin Under One Roof (2025) s01e07 Episode Script

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All right!
Look, Konoha-san!
I pulled three SSRs!
You received these 10 cards
Draw 10 more
You've been drawing from
that gacha a lot lately.
Yeah!
When they add new content,
I just can't help myself.
Do you play the actual game?
I play co-op with Leader.
I'm better than her at it, too,
since I spend money on it!
Yay! I'm going to show these off to Leader.
What? What's wrong?
The game I'm playing,
Black Ninja Fantasy, says it's ending!
Announcement
End of service announcement
Oh, yeah, that's how smartphone games go.
You'll just have to give up on it.
I-It's not fair
I spent five million yen on this account.
F-Five million yen?!
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
An Assassin and Her Classmate's Friend
Leaf 7
I didn't realize you'd spent that much money.
Well, I got carried away spending it
on pulling gachas and recovering my stamina.
But I've been very active in this game.
My ninja party is one of the
top parties in the whole game!
No point boasting about a game
that's getting canceled.
She's crying.
Because
The game itself wasn't that fun, but
pulling a rare character and having
people praise me made me feel good!
Is this considered
"feeding one's need for approval"?
I know.
Why not start a social media account?
Social media?
Since you're good at cooking,
you can post your recipes and the
photos you take of your meals.
Wouldn't it be fun to have people look
at the stuff you like and are good at,
and leave likes for you?
I see.
That does sound fun.
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Oh.
Get rid of these cards, okay?
They're in the way.
Do you use social media, too, Konoha-san?
Since I don't have anything I like, no.
Aw
You should ask someone who's
more knowledgeable about it.
Someone knowledgeable
I'm heading out!
What? So why did you come to see me?
Konoha-san said "Yuri's Secret Account"
would know more about it than her.
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Yuri's Secret Account
A girl's secret account @@
How do you know about
That was years ago!
Konoha-san said she learned of it
through the assassin organization.
But I don't keep that up anymore!
Don't tell Kuro-chan!
A-All right.
I can see why Kuro-chan warned me
that we needed to keep our distance.
First, we need to make an account.
What do you want for the username?
Um How about "Kusagakure Satoko"?
What?! No! You can't use your full name!
The Internet is a scary place!
What if someone used
your full name to find you?!
Also, aren't you being pursued?!
You can't use anything that
could expose your full name,
your job, or people you know!
If something goes viral,
people around you will find out,
and you'll get harassed!
W-Wow. You really are
knowledgeable about this.
Did something happen to you in the past?
Nope, not at all.
Ugh!
I can't teach you all of
this during my lunch break!
Be sure to take notes, Satoko-chan!
O-Okay!
Look. Aren't they cool?
I was able to get four likes!
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I was able to get four likes
This might be fun!
What's this "Real Ninja" about?
Real Ninja
#firstpost #middleschoolgirl #cooking
#Iwanttoconnectwithpplwholiketocook
#homemademeal #followforfollow
I made curry.
That's my username on social media!
Lame.
Koga-san?
It's been a while. Are you feeling better?
Oh, yeah. I'm supposed to be sick.
Huh?
Oh, uh, yeah. I was just in the hospital for a bit.
The hospital?!
But I'm fine now.
Whoa, she's talking to her.
Should we stop her?
Even so, you're still recovering,
so don't push yourself.
Okay.
I know! You can use this.
Math A
CAMPUS
Yoshida Aoko
My notes from when you were out sick.
Also, the career interest form.
You're the only one who hasn't filled one out.
If you have any questions, let me know.
Hey, Yoshida-san?
Coming.
I'll see you later, Koga-san.
Yoshida-san, you shouldn't
get too close to Koga-san.
She says she's been out sick,
but we're pretty sure she's lying.
Yeah!
We keep hearing that she's been
seen walking around town a lot.
The other day, she was seen walking around
with a super busty lady who was cosplaying.
And she was wandering around places
with no foot traffic at night.
I saw blood on her uniform, too.
Well, she might have her reasons.
Besides, I know someone
who's a lot like Koga-san.
People like her could just be clumsy
and easily misunderstood by people.
My career
Do you know how to fill it out?
Yoshida-san.
Have you decided whether to
go to college or get a job?
No
I understand it's hard.
I know! Why don't you come
to my house after school today?
I have a friend coming over.
She takes her future very seriously.
You might be able to learn
from her if you talk to her!
Don't you think this looks good?
I already got twelve likes!
That means twelve people think
my food looks delicious!
#middleschoolgirl #cooking
#Iwanttoconnectwithpplwholiketocook
#homemademeal #followforfollow
Today I made a loco moco rice bowl!!
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12 likes
You're really good. This is a nice photo.
Who will you be feeding this to?
Looks good.
Koga-san? Is something wrong?
No, nothing.
Pardon the intrusion.
Come on in. Make yourself comfortable.
I'm the only one who lives here now.
My mom and dad both went away somewhere.
Oh, just in time.
Aoi-chan, come on up.
Whoa, who's this?
Oh, sorry. Nice to meet you.
Uh, hello.
Aoi-chan, this is my classmate, Koga-san.
Koga-san, this is the girl
I was talking about.
My childhood friend, Satou Aoi-chan.
Nice to meet you. I'm Satou.
As I thought.
You two look alike when you
stand next to each other.
Really?
Career Interest Form
Ah, right, career plans.
If you're asking me,
I don't really know what to say.
That's not true.
Well
I think it depends on what
Koga-san wants to do.
Is there anything?
Not really.
Is there something you like,
or something you're interested in?
Anything at all?
I don't think so.
Well, if that's the case,
college might be the way to go.
She's right.
You can live that dream campus life.
You can join clubs, hang out with
friends until morning, and fall in love.
That's just playing around.
When would you study?
Aw, I think both are important.
Well, I think you can find your
passions while attending school.
Koga-san, your grades aren't bad.
Maybe you could go to
a university in the city?
Actually, enough about other people.
Are you sure you want to
go into finding a job?
Y-Yeah.
Since my parents are gone, I don't
think I can afford to go to college.
My grades have been going down lately
since I've had to work part-time jobs, too.
But enough about me!
Koga-san!
Aoi-chan here is striving to study at a
national university and become a doctor!
She placed number one on
her recent cram school test,
so I'm sure she'll pass!
It's amazing.
She has a clear vision of her future.
I can also clearly envision
Aoi-chan as a female doctor.
Dummy. You're jumping the gun a bit.
But isn't it exciting?
Hey. Enough about me!
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New Work Order
Sorry, I should get going.
Oh, sorry.
Did you have other plans?
I bet you dragged her here without
checking to see if she was busy.
That might be true.
Well, thank you so much for today.
I hope I was helpful, even just a bit.
I'll see you at school, Koga-san.
See you.
If you end up finding what
you want to do, let us know.
It was embarrassing having someone
talking about me the whole time.
I'm sorry!
Well, bye.
Guess I'll check my work order.
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1 message from Satoko-chan
Real Ninja
#middleschoolgirl #cooking
#Iwanttoconnectwithpplwholiketocook
#homemademeal #followforfollow
#cosplay #omeletrice
What's this?
Hey, Leader.
Did you find a job?
I'm still on the lookout.
Unlike you, I have to
actually look for work.
I'm also working very hard with Konoha-san.
Recently, I've gotten quicker
at turning things into leaves.
Everyone's Town's
Bath House
Bath
Hello, this is Satoko.
What's the matter?
What? Work? Now?
Understood.
Hey, don't get me in the picture.
"A kunoichi relaxing at the bath house."
There.
#middleschoolgirl #aninja
#Iwanttoconnectwithpplwholikepublicbaths
#lovetobathe #followforfollow
A kunoichi relaxing at the bath house.
Konoha-san!
Sorry to keep you waiting.
What did you do?
What?
Whatever.
Let's get to work.
Okay.
Ninkoro.
Ninkoro.
Huh?
What are you doing?
Huh?
I'm taking selfies.
What?
Well
I happened to get my face in
a picture of a meal I made,
and then someone wrote
that I looked super cute.
You look cute
You're in the picture!
So when I uploaded a picture of myself,
it got more likes than my food posts!
likes
Besides, it's more work to make food
And lately, people have been
leaving mean comments,
such as judging my sense of taste
Your tongue must be broken.
That looks gross.
Did you wash the lettuce?
Amateur's cooking. Unhealthy balance.
Think about the people who hate tuna.
I think you need to study cooking more.
and saying it looks nutritionally
unbalanced or gross.
They can't tell all that from just a picture!
But these selfies can't compete
with the other users, either
Did you know?
Making omelet rice today♥
This video of someone cooking
while emphasizing her breasts
got 30,000 likes!
I'm jealous!
Heart omelet rice is done♥
And the food doesn't even look that good!
It must be because of her breasts, right?
Maybe I can ask Marin-san
to enlarge mine again.
Look, there's a lot I could
say about this, but
Are you enjoying all this?
Huh?
I understand how getting likes
would make you feel good,
but you don't look like
you're having fun right now.
Instead of worrying about big numbers,
doesn't the true meaning
of fun on social media
come from finding like-minded
people who enjoy the things
you like and find cute, no matter how small?
Th-That's so deep!
Shock!!
Why don't you stop that now?
You're right.
Now that you mention it, I feel like
I got a little too desperate there.
I think Yuriko-san told me
something similar, too.
So you were warned.
I did enjoy taking those pictures
Then do you want to buy a camera later?
Huh? I'd like that!
I don't know much about cameras, though.
Konoha-san!
You took my picture again.
I enjoy taking photos of you, Konoha-san.
Konoha-san!
Stop that. It's embarrassing.
I got a picture of you smiling!
Maybe it was a bad idea to buy you a camera.
I know!
Since we're out and about,
want to go buy clothes, as well?
Those look great on you, Konoha-san.
You think so?
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1 Message from Yoshida Aoko
Morning.
Did the national mock exam go okay?
Morning.
Did the national mock exam go okay?
Morning
Of course
Of course.
Satou-san!
We saw the exam results! You're amazing!
Yo, Ms. Genius!
You're going to medical school, right?
Well, if I get in.
Of course you will!
It'll be easy!
Well
Teach me math sometime.
Oh, then teach me English, too.
S-Sure.
I'll win the next mock exam!
No way that'll happen.
Later, Satou-san.
Bye-bye.
First place.
1st place
Congratulations
Isn't that crazy?
What?
Koga-san, did something good happen?
Huh?
You're smiling so much!
I-It's nothing.
Were you able to fill out
the career path form?
Well, yeah.
I'm glad.
After you left, I told Aoi-chan how
wonderful it would be if the three of us
could meet and talk about things
besides the discussion we had.
Do you have any free time this month?
This month is a little
Aoi-chan placed first in
the national mock exam.
She's amazing.
If there's anything you don't
understand in your studies,
I think it would be a great idea for
you to ask Aoi-chan, as well!
Yeah, maybe.
Come over again soon.
Sure.
By the way
Is something the matter?
Well, it seems like the teachers found
out about how I've been skipping school.
I wonder how.
Oh, that.
I think it's because of this.
What is this?
Isn't my number of likes amazing?
People are saying that you can feel the
love the photographer has for the subject!
That's not the point.
Since I'm an assassin, you can't go posting
photos of my face for the world to see.
Oh. You're right.
I'm sorry! Since you told me to
share things I liked and found cute
Huh? Wait
I mean, I guess it's okay.
I haven't shown my face in assassin circles.
Really? Then I can keep doing this?
That's not what I'm saying
Besides, when I said
"things you like," I meant cooking.
Cooking?
I'm only good at cooking because that's
what I had to do in the ninja village.
I don't particularly like it.
Oh Okay.
New Work Order
A work order.
Konoha-san?
What's the matter?
New
Target Name
Female 17 y/o Blood Type AB
Order description: Assassination requiring the disappearance of the body
A strong rival to my son's exam scores. Please make sure
there is no evidence and that the body is erased to make
it appear as if she disappeared due to the pressure of the exams.
What time is Mom coming home tonight?
She said she's going to be a little late.
Then can I stay awake until she comes home?
Sis?
Assassin Ranking
171 Glasses
Please help me out.
I feel like I've seen that person before.
Long time no see, Koga-san and Satoko-chan.
Oh, you're her classmate.
What are you doing?
Well, you see
Aoi-chan has gone missing.
Missing
So I'm handing out flyers and
collecting any information I can get.
Things like this keep
happening close to me
Am I a girl who brings
misfortune to those around me?
I'll help you hand these out.
Please help us out.
Please help us out.
Please help us out.
Please help us out. Please help us out.
Please help us out.
Please help us out.
Please help us out.
To Be Continued
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Konoha-san, it's the next episode preview!
Do it yourself.
I couldn't! What would I say by myself?
Now that I think about it, we never really
talk about the next episode in these.