A Ninja and an Assassin Under One Roof (2025) s01e08 Episode Script
A Ninja and an Assassin's Big House
1
The house
How did this happen?
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
A Ninja and an Assassin's Big House
Leaf 8
We're saved, thanks to you, Marin-san.
What's with the maid outfit?
On top of letting you two use my
bathroom and borrow my clothes,
I retrieved your necessities and things that
you don't want people seeing
from your burning house.
I even notified the assassination
organization for you.
I can't let you stay for free,
but since I know Glasses doesn't
have any money right now
Wow
I didn't know you had that sort
of sense of honor, Konoha-san.
You've become a real agitator
since you got into social media.
Well
I'll let you stay here until
you find a new place to live.
Marin-san!
We only got away with the clothes
on our backs, after all.
If only we'd grabbed our smartphones
Fire? Fire? Fire?
And all my money burnt up because
I stashed it in the house.
Whoa! Fire!
Huh? What about your bank account?
It seemed like a hassle,
so I didn't bother with one.
A hassle?!
Sounds like a kunoichi, all right.
But why was there suddenly a fire?
Yeah, about that
My camera captured a
clear view of the culprit.
What?!
Why were you recording us?
Now, now, take a look.
The way they set the fire was weird.
That fire was set with a ninja
technique from my village!
And also, this is
Fish Roe
Creamy Pasta
Super creamy ♥
the person I was talking about!
Super easy!
Stir-Fried Sweet and Spicy
Eggplant and Pork
The user who uploads
cooking videos where she
Energizes
you right up!
Stamina Rice Bowl
focuses on her breasts!
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So she was a ninja from the village
How did she find our house?
Oh!
What?
Well, I couldn't stand watching videos
where the focus was on her breasts, so
Is this really what you want do be doing?
I told her about the thing Konoha-san
taught me the other day.
Aren't you blinded by the numbers and
forgetting about something more valuable?
And then
You'd better not forget this. I found out where you live.
Oh, she replied.
I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you
I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you
I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you
I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you
I must have touched a sore spot,
because she kept saying how she wanted
to kill me and set my house on fire.
I'll definitely
kill you
I'll burn
I just remembered that.
your house down
So it was your fault.
I didn't think she'd actually
pinpoint our house
Actually, pinpointing your
location isn't that difficult.
Real Ninja
All she'd have to do is analyze
the buildings and scenery
to guess your location
from your previous posts.
That's impressive.
Creep.
Did you just say "creep"?
You're being pursued, kunoichi,
so you have to be careful about
what you post from now on.
Okay.
Will she really be okay?
The arsonist probably knows by
now that the fire didn't kill you,
Early Morning Apartment Fire
Evacuated residents missing?
so we'll have to be careful.
For now, there was only one
house available on the market,
so I put in an application for you.
Hm. Doesn't look too bad.
Marin-san is so kind!
Toilet
Bathroom
Washroom
Storage Shelf
Storage
Western Style Room
Hallway
Entrance
Shoe Storage
Indeed.
So this is your new home.
Looks pretty good.
It's so big!
Here.
I was able to recover most of
your apps and data on this.
What?!
I thought it was all gone.
Thank you so much!
It's gorgeous!
Like a brand new building.
The inside's pretty spacious, too.
Oh, there's also a yard!
A place this big probably
has room for me, too.
No way. I won't allow it.
I'm jealous.
I didn't know the organization
had houses like this.
Even the furniture is included.
They said that the previous owner,
who was an assassin, disappeared one day.
That's when the organization
bought the property.
I see. How lucky for us.
It's real.
I've never taken care of plants before.
Just give it some water or whatever.
Real Ninja
I moved into a new home!
It has a yard!
Hey, kunoichi!
I just told you to avoid anything
that could give away your location!
Aw, but this won't hurt anything.
I'm coming to kill you now
Huh?!
What did I tell you?!
Still
Knowing that she's coming
is convenient for us.
She's really here!
Real Ninja
No, Runaway Ninja Satoko!
I'm going to turn you into
ashes once and for all!
Take thi—
Good work.
That wrapped up quickly
since she fell for the trap.
What a shame. It was such a pretty house.
Sigh.
Looks like we have to start cleaning already.
Satoko-chan?
What's wrong, Konoha-san?!
That was a loud scream!
Th-Th-Th-There was a lady with
long black hair over there.
What?!
But no one was here when we arrived.
We're the only ones in this house, right?
I'm kind of scared.
Oh, it's just you, Konoha-san.
Could I sleep with you tonight?
Is that you, Marin-san?
It's open.
I said it's open!
Good morning.
Last night was scary, huh?
Was Glasses able to sleep after that?
And why are you just
casually living here, too?
Konoha-san came to my room
after that and slept with me.
What?! No fair! Invite me, too!
I did, but you wouldn't come inside.
What? I wouldn't?
You were the one rattling
my door last night, right?
No I was scared, so I went
straight to my room and slept.
Then the person knocking was
Let's move out! This house is bad news!
No one should be upstairs
This is out of the ordinary.
After that, paranormal activities
continued to haunt us.
I haven't properly slept in days.
Yeah. Maybe we should move out.
I didn't know you two could get this scared.
I don't believe in ghosts, but
The paranormal acts are really happening.
Hey. I just realized
these paranormal acts don't
happen when I'm alone.
Really?
Unlike you two, I've been sleeping
well at night because nothing happens.
But when I'm with you two
See? Stuff like this happens.
Huh?
The phone isn't even connected.
Pick up the phone.
N-No way! I don't want to!
Huh?
It's all withered.
Limp
No way. I gave it plenty of water every day.
I did, too! Every day!
You both gave it too much water.
You should just throw this out.
Marin-san?
Did you do something, Satoko-chan?
No, nothing.
Can you turn it into leaves
if it's this withered?
I can try it.
Watch out!
What's happening?!
Marin-san!
Huh? Why am I holding a knife?
Maybe you wanted to kill us
while our guard was down.
I thought you were a good person, Marin-san!
I told you, I don't know what's going on!
I'll kill you two!
Ninkoro.
Ninkoro.
I came because they said
they wanted my help
Are they not here?
Leader!
Hey, what's with her?
After the paranormal stuff,
Marin-san started acting weird
Excuse me.
These two seem to have made a mistake.
Could you please undo these ropes?
Don't. She'll go on a rampage,
so don't do anything.
You won't help me even though
I'm going through so much grief?
Don't be fooled by her.
If you want me to give back
her body, you all need to die!
Yeah, yeah.
So it looks like you really do need help.
Leave it to me!
I watch lots of horror films!
How's that going to help us?
For something like this,
we need to figure out what kind of spirit
has taken over Marin-san's body.
Since it started in this house,
let's start by looking into the
previous owner of the house.
Oh, the one who went missing?
It's important to know the name of the
demon you're exorcising, you know!
If that's the case, all the
furniture and books in this house
belonged to the previous owner.
I bet we'll be able to find something.
Huh? This is
A photo of ninjas from our village!
Graduate
Kusagakure Asuka
I feel like I've seen that outfit before.
Now that you mention it
This one on the left.
She's the ninja who
attacked us that one time.
You almost died from her poison.
Oh, from that time
Do you guys not remember
the faces of your victims?
Those are better off forgotten.
I'll kill you!
It's starting again.
Do you find their identity?
For the most part.
But now I don't know how I can help them.
Some ninja they killed cursed them.
I won't forgive you!
Can't we just take her for
an exorcism or something?
No way
Mind if I try?
Huh?
I've always wanted to try this.
See? I even brought some tools for the job.
Spirits Begone
Begone, evil spirit!
Yah.
Oh?
Nice to meet you,
human.
Huh? Who's this?
Was that English?
That's not Marin-san!
Is everything okay?
That's weird.
I'll try again!
Yuri!
You fool! I am a devil.
You think such a thing will work?
I-It said devil!
Did you all hear that? It's the devil!
Why is there a devil now
instead of an evil spirit?
Where's Marin-san?!
Where is Marin?
Marin! Marin! Marin!
Glasses and the kunoichi are looking for you.
This devil sure talks a lot.
Hurry up and untie me.
You're a devil. Can't you do
something on your own?
I won't use my powers for something simple!
No way.
She grew arms!
Konoha-san!
Um
Did that exorcise it?
Devil
Oh, by the way
You did bring Ayaka with you
when you escaped, right?
Ayaka?
A ninja you turned into leaves!
Kuro-chan's ex.
It's not like that!
It's honestly not like that.
She's just a junior I looked out for.
Um
I think she was burned up.
What?!
Leader!
Leader!
Leader!
Leader!
Are you serious? Ayaka
Kuro-chan, don't be sad.
Yuri
You have me, don't you?
Yuri
Kuro-chan.
Yuri.
Kuro-chan.
Yuri.
Um
Kuro-chan.
Yuri.
Kuro-chan.
What is happening?
Yuri.
Watch out!
Nice save, Satoko!
Why did it suddenly go for you two—
Maybe the ghost wants them to stop making
out in someone else's house and leave?
What the heck?
You're the one who called us!
I wasn't the one who called.
Leader
Did someone just call me?
No.
Marin-san?
Leader!
I hate you! Hate you! Hate you!
I'll curse you!
Huh?! Wait, are you Ayaka?!
Ayaka, I'm sorry!
Sorry, Satoko, but we're going home.
What is this atmosphere?
You hit a girl.
The worst.
Leader
But I was protecting you all!
I wish you luck!
Sorry we couldn't help you.
No, thank you very much,
Leader and Yuriko-san!
Why were they even here?
It's a shame Marin-san left, too.
Returning Home
I can't be here with you two!
I'm going home!
It's fine.
I just wish the ghost had left with her.
But you know, this is starting to piss me off.
Huh?
These ghosts
You let your guard down.
They say we killed them, but they were also
after our lives, so we did what we had to do.
Shut up!
Die!
Isn't that just resentment?
Paranormal activities are scary
because we don't know the cause.
But what if they're actually because someone from your past is trying to kill you?
You're even living with
this commoner woman
This is unheard of!
When you put it that way,
they don't seem so scary anymore.
You're being tricked, right?
I'll save you now!
Right?
We were even able to turn
the devil into leaves.
It feels foolish to be scared now.
So sleepy.
Morning, Satoko-chan.
Good morning, Konoha-san!
The ghosts are active again today, I see.
We're so used to them now.
They're awake around the clock, after all.
I'm able to sleep now,
even if they make some noise.
Indeed.
I was able to overcome one of my fears, too.
Oh, Konoha-san.
Ghost on your left shoulder.
I know.
I never thought I'd be able
to overcome my weakness.
I guess ghosts come in all types.
She looks a little sad.
Aren't you guys bored by now?
Just pass on already.
Oh, I know.
To Be Continued
Midori?!
Ugh! I failed!
What's with those two?
You okay?
You're still a leaf
Is it just me, or are the
leaves getting thinner?
Forget it.
We were finally able to reunite here.
Let's just live happily here.
Big Sis, you say such great things
So what is this place, anyway?
I'm not sure
I just kind of woke up here. Heaven, maybe?
Afterlife
It's the afterlife!
Karin-senpai should have
just set them on fire again,
but you foolishly confronted them head-on.
Shut up! You also got taken down!
I was unexpectedly attacked from behind.
And I just graduated
Osu! Don't worry about it!
Besides
Caution
This well closes at 11 PM.
Keep clean!!
Portal to Living World
Warning
Don't push!!
Only one person at a time
can use the well.
Thank you for your
cooperation in keeping it clean.
It said "one person at a time."
Only one person at a time
can use the well.
Thank you for your
cooperation in keeping it clean.
This all happened because Ayaka
and the others forced their way in!
Also, that one even went for someone
other than Satoko and the assassin!
Welcome back, Midorin!
I'm so mad!
Can't we somehow interfere
with the living world again?!
I wonder
Uh-oh.
We're banned from using it now
because we didn't follow the rules.
What is this? A convenience store bathroom?
I won't feel better until I give
Ayaka a piece of my mind.
Wait. Where's Ayaka?
Huh? Wasn't she with you?
The spacious house is nice, but the
smallness of the last house was nice, too.
That was your fault, you know.
And on top of that, it's a house with ghosts!
That was your fault, you know.
Next
Episode
The house
How did this happen?
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
A Ninja and an Assassin's Big House
Leaf 8
We're saved, thanks to you, Marin-san.
What's with the maid outfit?
On top of letting you two use my
bathroom and borrow my clothes,
I retrieved your necessities and things that
you don't want people seeing
from your burning house.
I even notified the assassination
organization for you.
I can't let you stay for free,
but since I know Glasses doesn't
have any money right now
Wow
I didn't know you had that sort
of sense of honor, Konoha-san.
You've become a real agitator
since you got into social media.
Well
I'll let you stay here until
you find a new place to live.
Marin-san!
We only got away with the clothes
on our backs, after all.
If only we'd grabbed our smartphones
Fire? Fire? Fire?
And all my money burnt up because
I stashed it in the house.
Whoa! Fire!
Huh? What about your bank account?
It seemed like a hassle,
so I didn't bother with one.
A hassle?!
Sounds like a kunoichi, all right.
But why was there suddenly a fire?
Yeah, about that
My camera captured a
clear view of the culprit.
What?!
Why were you recording us?
Now, now, take a look.
The way they set the fire was weird.
That fire was set with a ninja
technique from my village!
And also, this is
Fish Roe
Creamy Pasta
Super creamy ♥
the person I was talking about!
Super easy!
Stir-Fried Sweet and Spicy
Eggplant and Pork
The user who uploads
cooking videos where she
Energizes
you right up!
Stamina Rice Bowl
focuses on her breasts!
Food Researcher Karin
Channel Info More
Subscribe
So she was a ninja from the village
How did she find our house?
Oh!
What?
Well, I couldn't stand watching videos
where the focus was on her breasts, so
Is this really what you want do be doing?
I told her about the thing Konoha-san
taught me the other day.
Aren't you blinded by the numbers and
forgetting about something more valuable?
And then
You'd better not forget this. I found out where you live.
Oh, she replied.
I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you
I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you
I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you
I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you
I must have touched a sore spot,
because she kept saying how she wanted
to kill me and set my house on fire.
I'll definitely
kill you
I'll burn
I just remembered that.
your house down
So it was your fault.
I didn't think she'd actually
pinpoint our house
Actually, pinpointing your
location isn't that difficult.
Real Ninja
All she'd have to do is analyze
the buildings and scenery
to guess your location
from your previous posts.
That's impressive.
Creep.
Did you just say "creep"?
You're being pursued, kunoichi,
so you have to be careful about
what you post from now on.
Okay.
Will she really be okay?
The arsonist probably knows by
now that the fire didn't kill you,
Early Morning Apartment Fire
Evacuated residents missing?
so we'll have to be careful.
For now, there was only one
house available on the market,
so I put in an application for you.
Hm. Doesn't look too bad.
Marin-san is so kind!
Toilet
Bathroom
Washroom
Storage Shelf
Storage
Western Style Room
Hallway
Entrance
Shoe Storage
Indeed.
So this is your new home.
Looks pretty good.
It's so big!
Here.
I was able to recover most of
your apps and data on this.
What?!
I thought it was all gone.
Thank you so much!
It's gorgeous!
Like a brand new building.
The inside's pretty spacious, too.
Oh, there's also a yard!
A place this big probably
has room for me, too.
No way. I won't allow it.
I'm jealous.
I didn't know the organization
had houses like this.
Even the furniture is included.
They said that the previous owner,
who was an assassin, disappeared one day.
That's when the organization
bought the property.
I see. How lucky for us.
It's real.
I've never taken care of plants before.
Just give it some water or whatever.
Real Ninja
I moved into a new home!
It has a yard!
Hey, kunoichi!
I just told you to avoid anything
that could give away your location!
Aw, but this won't hurt anything.
I'm coming to kill you now
Huh?!
What did I tell you?!
Still
Knowing that she's coming
is convenient for us.
She's really here!
Real Ninja
No, Runaway Ninja Satoko!
I'm going to turn you into
ashes once and for all!
Take thi—
Good work.
That wrapped up quickly
since she fell for the trap.
What a shame. It was such a pretty house.
Sigh.
Looks like we have to start cleaning already.
Satoko-chan?
What's wrong, Konoha-san?!
That was a loud scream!
Th-Th-Th-There was a lady with
long black hair over there.
What?!
But no one was here when we arrived.
We're the only ones in this house, right?
I'm kind of scared.
Oh, it's just you, Konoha-san.
Could I sleep with you tonight?
Is that you, Marin-san?
It's open.
I said it's open!
Good morning.
Last night was scary, huh?
Was Glasses able to sleep after that?
And why are you just
casually living here, too?
Konoha-san came to my room
after that and slept with me.
What?! No fair! Invite me, too!
I did, but you wouldn't come inside.
What? I wouldn't?
You were the one rattling
my door last night, right?
No I was scared, so I went
straight to my room and slept.
Then the person knocking was
Let's move out! This house is bad news!
No one should be upstairs
This is out of the ordinary.
After that, paranormal activities
continued to haunt us.
I haven't properly slept in days.
Yeah. Maybe we should move out.
I didn't know you two could get this scared.
I don't believe in ghosts, but
The paranormal acts are really happening.
Hey. I just realized
these paranormal acts don't
happen when I'm alone.
Really?
Unlike you two, I've been sleeping
well at night because nothing happens.
But when I'm with you two
See? Stuff like this happens.
Huh?
The phone isn't even connected.
Pick up the phone.
N-No way! I don't want to!
Huh?
It's all withered.
Limp
No way. I gave it plenty of water every day.
I did, too! Every day!
You both gave it too much water.
You should just throw this out.
Marin-san?
Did you do something, Satoko-chan?
No, nothing.
Can you turn it into leaves
if it's this withered?
I can try it.
Watch out!
What's happening?!
Marin-san!
Huh? Why am I holding a knife?
Maybe you wanted to kill us
while our guard was down.
I thought you were a good person, Marin-san!
I told you, I don't know what's going on!
I'll kill you two!
Ninkoro.
Ninkoro.
I came because they said
they wanted my help
Are they not here?
Leader!
Hey, what's with her?
After the paranormal stuff,
Marin-san started acting weird
Excuse me.
These two seem to have made a mistake.
Could you please undo these ropes?
Don't. She'll go on a rampage,
so don't do anything.
You won't help me even though
I'm going through so much grief?
Don't be fooled by her.
If you want me to give back
her body, you all need to die!
Yeah, yeah.
So it looks like you really do need help.
Leave it to me!
I watch lots of horror films!
How's that going to help us?
For something like this,
we need to figure out what kind of spirit
has taken over Marin-san's body.
Since it started in this house,
let's start by looking into the
previous owner of the house.
Oh, the one who went missing?
It's important to know the name of the
demon you're exorcising, you know!
If that's the case, all the
furniture and books in this house
belonged to the previous owner.
I bet we'll be able to find something.
Huh? This is
A photo of ninjas from our village!
Graduate
Kusagakure Asuka
I feel like I've seen that outfit before.
Now that you mention it
This one on the left.
She's the ninja who
attacked us that one time.
You almost died from her poison.
Oh, from that time
Do you guys not remember
the faces of your victims?
Those are better off forgotten.
I'll kill you!
It's starting again.
Do you find their identity?
For the most part.
But now I don't know how I can help them.
Some ninja they killed cursed them.
I won't forgive you!
Can't we just take her for
an exorcism or something?
No way
Mind if I try?
Huh?
I've always wanted to try this.
See? I even brought some tools for the job.
Spirits Begone
Begone, evil spirit!
Yah.
Oh?
Nice to meet you,
human.
Huh? Who's this?
Was that English?
That's not Marin-san!
Is everything okay?
That's weird.
I'll try again!
Yuri!
You fool! I am a devil.
You think such a thing will work?
I-It said devil!
Did you all hear that? It's the devil!
Why is there a devil now
instead of an evil spirit?
Where's Marin-san?!
Where is Marin?
Marin! Marin! Marin!
Glasses and the kunoichi are looking for you.
This devil sure talks a lot.
Hurry up and untie me.
You're a devil. Can't you do
something on your own?
I won't use my powers for something simple!
No way.
She grew arms!
Konoha-san!
Um
Did that exorcise it?
Devil
Oh, by the way
You did bring Ayaka with you
when you escaped, right?
Ayaka?
A ninja you turned into leaves!
Kuro-chan's ex.
It's not like that!
It's honestly not like that.
She's just a junior I looked out for.
Um
I think she was burned up.
What?!
Leader!
Leader!
Leader!
Leader!
Are you serious? Ayaka
Kuro-chan, don't be sad.
Yuri
You have me, don't you?
Yuri
Kuro-chan.
Yuri.
Kuro-chan.
Yuri.
Um
Kuro-chan.
Yuri.
Kuro-chan.
What is happening?
Yuri.
Watch out!
Nice save, Satoko!
Why did it suddenly go for you two—
Maybe the ghost wants them to stop making
out in someone else's house and leave?
What the heck?
You're the one who called us!
I wasn't the one who called.
Leader
Did someone just call me?
No.
Marin-san?
Leader!
I hate you! Hate you! Hate you!
I'll curse you!
Huh?! Wait, are you Ayaka?!
Ayaka, I'm sorry!
Sorry, Satoko, but we're going home.
What is this atmosphere?
You hit a girl.
The worst.
Leader
But I was protecting you all!
I wish you luck!
Sorry we couldn't help you.
No, thank you very much,
Leader and Yuriko-san!
Why were they even here?
It's a shame Marin-san left, too.
Returning Home
I can't be here with you two!
I'm going home!
It's fine.
I just wish the ghost had left with her.
But you know, this is starting to piss me off.
Huh?
These ghosts
You let your guard down.
They say we killed them, but they were also
after our lives, so we did what we had to do.
Shut up!
Die!
Isn't that just resentment?
Paranormal activities are scary
because we don't know the cause.
But what if they're actually because someone from your past is trying to kill you?
You're even living with
this commoner woman
This is unheard of!
When you put it that way,
they don't seem so scary anymore.
You're being tricked, right?
I'll save you now!
Right?
We were even able to turn
the devil into leaves.
It feels foolish to be scared now.
So sleepy.
Morning, Satoko-chan.
Good morning, Konoha-san!
The ghosts are active again today, I see.
We're so used to them now.
They're awake around the clock, after all.
I'm able to sleep now,
even if they make some noise.
Indeed.
I was able to overcome one of my fears, too.
Oh, Konoha-san.
Ghost on your left shoulder.
I know.
I never thought I'd be able
to overcome my weakness.
I guess ghosts come in all types.
She looks a little sad.
Aren't you guys bored by now?
Just pass on already.
Oh, I know.
To Be Continued
Midori?!
Ugh! I failed!
What's with those two?
You okay?
You're still a leaf
Is it just me, or are the
leaves getting thinner?
Forget it.
We were finally able to reunite here.
Let's just live happily here.
Big Sis, you say such great things
So what is this place, anyway?
I'm not sure
I just kind of woke up here. Heaven, maybe?
Afterlife
It's the afterlife!
Karin-senpai should have
just set them on fire again,
but you foolishly confronted them head-on.
Shut up! You also got taken down!
I was unexpectedly attacked from behind.
And I just graduated
Osu! Don't worry about it!
Besides
Caution
This well closes at 11 PM.
Keep clean!!
Portal to Living World
Warning
Don't push!!
Only one person at a time
can use the well.
Thank you for your
cooperation in keeping it clean.
It said "one person at a time."
Only one person at a time
can use the well.
Thank you for your
cooperation in keeping it clean.
This all happened because Ayaka
and the others forced their way in!
Also, that one even went for someone
other than Satoko and the assassin!
Welcome back, Midorin!
I'm so mad!
Can't we somehow interfere
with the living world again?!
I wonder
Uh-oh.
We're banned from using it now
because we didn't follow the rules.
What is this? A convenience store bathroom?
I won't feel better until I give
Ayaka a piece of my mind.
Wait. Where's Ayaka?
Huh? Wasn't she with you?
The spacious house is nice, but the
smallness of the last house was nice, too.
That was your fault, you know.
And on top of that, it's a house with ghosts!
That was your fault, you know.
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