A Ninja and an Assassin Under One Roof (2025) s01e11 Episode Script

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Konoha-san, you haven't been working lately.
Are you doing okay in terms
of money and rankings?
Hm? Oh, definitely not okay, no.
322 Glasses
See?
Whoa
Anon (Male)
I was inconvenienced by their sudden cancellation of the job.
They did not take my circumstances into consideration.
I'll never request from this person again.
I was disillusioned.
I don't even want to give them one star.
My ranking dropped quite a bit,
so I should start working again.
But I figured, as long as I have my savings,
it's not a bad idea to live as we are now.
I see.
I just can't get in the mood
to desperately start working
to climb the rankings again.
Is that weird?
Then let's just take it easy.
Speak of the devil. A job request.
Request Details: Assassinate rival
I want your help eliminating a certain assassin.
The reason is that they're the top-ranked assassin.
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A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
\h\h\h\hLeaf 11
A Ninja and an Assassin's
\h\h\h\h\h\hBig Dilemma
Good morning, Konoha-san!
Morning.
Marin-san's big sister came by
to take her out this morning.
I wonder if those two will
start living together soon.
If they do, it will be a bit lonely—
Smooch.
Smooch?!
Let's eat.
Ahh
Ba-Dump
K-Konoha-san
S-Sorry! I was half asleep.
Of course! I thought it was weird.
Konoha-san has obviously been
acting weird this morning.
Um, Konoha-san
Hey. We should go somewhere after this.
What?! Go out?!
This is the first time you've suggested this!
Really? I'm in the mood for it.
Let's go! Let's go!
Oh, well! We can keep things like this!
I'm going to get dressed.
You should change, too, Mommy.
Okay!
Did you just call me "Mommy"?
Wait, is Konoha-san still under the
effects of being turned into a baby?
Call
Marin-san
I wonder if this is okay
Hang Up
What's up, kunoichi?
Hey, I told you not to answer!
I've been dragged to the amusement park.
Hang up, Marin-chan. Hang up.
Stop rocking us!
Kunoichi has something to ask you.
Me? I have no plans to talk to her.
Just take it!
Oh, all right.
What?
It's about Konoha-san.
Do you think they're lasting effects
from when she turned into a baby?
Probably.
Konoha Now
Right now, Assassin-chan's memory
of being raised by you
Konoha raised
by Satoko
and her memory of her real
infancy are coexisting.
The real
Konoha
That's what I think.
Maybe she had a lonely childhood,
and now that she's experienced an
environment where she was pampered,
she's trying to fill the
loneliness of her past.
Can she turn back—
I'm just a kid now, so I dunno!
What?! But that's—
She hung up
Sorry to keep you.
Konoha-san! I was just
consulting Minato-san about—
That's the outfit I gifted you!
I think I want more outfits like this.
Since I only have black clothes
and my school uniform.
She vehemently refused to wear that before
Let's go shopping.
Okay!
Konoha-san, let's do lots of shopping!
Shopping malls are filled to
the brim with clothing stores!
Oh! That store's style looks like
it would suit you! Let's go!
Hold on, Satoko-chan!
Huh?
Satoko-chan?
Got you.
This is a message from the organization.
If you continue to refuse to work,
appropriate punishment will
be dealt in the near future.
See you! Bye-bye!
Konoha-san! What happened?
Come on, let's go!
That store there has—
Konoha-san?
Why are you crying?
I see.
This is the aftermath of turning into a baby.
I thought something was off.
For me to cry so easily
I didn't get why I was acting like that.
I'm sorry.
I was having fun, so I kept quiet.
Well
I was also keeping quiet about how
I remember my time as a baby.
Still don't you think we
could just stay like this?
The current you is really cute.
No way I can stay like this!
What?
You messed up my whole personality!
How can you laugh?!
It wasn't my fault—
I'm like this now because you
coddled me when I was a baby!
K-Konoha-san, not so loud!
You should've raised me
as a ruthless assassin!
But what was I supposed to do?
I don't know anything about your childhood.
You wouldn't tell me anything about you!
I heard that you've told Roboko, though!
That's because I thought Roboko was you
Forget it!
I'm living on my own for a while!
What? What am I supposed to do?
Figure it out!
Why don't you live happily
with that freeloading Marin?
How could she
Napolitan 860 yen
Omelet Rice 900 yen
Pizza Toast 530 yen
Curry 750 yen
Adult Kids' Meal 980 yen
Pancakes 740 yen
Pudding à la Mode 800 yen
Coffee 400 yen
Melon Soda 600 yen
I guess I'm paying for all this.
Ugh!
I can't believe I threw a tantrum like a child.
I feel so stupid!
This is all because my
personality got messed up!
And the reason I'm so frustrated
And how I'm worried about Satoko-chan,
who I left all alone
I made Konoha-san angry.
Is she really not coming home?
I wonder if she'd forgive me if
I gave her something delicious
Watch out behind you.
She's finally alone.
I could've easily taken care of that
dropout if that assassin wasn't—
Watch out behind you.
That was close. I just made it in time.
I really can't leave her on her own.
Well, then
Huh?
Cold
How do I kill people again?
That was a close one!
I thought it was all over for me!
Well, well, assassin!
Looks like the rumors weren't true!
I bet that hurts.
That was a pretty satisfactory cut!
I avoided wearing this outfit because
I didn't want it to get dirty.
I was careless.
Whoa, Satoko! Let go! Shoot!
Where are you touching me?!
Satoko-chan?
I won't let you go!
Konoha-san!
Konoha-san!
Konoha-san!
Are you okay, Konoha-san?!
Satoko-chan
Huh? Are we at our house?
What a relief! You're awake!
Are you all right?
Marin-san's big sister examined
you and said you'd be okay, but
It's been such a struggle!
I didn't know if assassins could
even be taken to hospitals.
I thought Marin-san would know since
she's also an assassin, so I called her
And
Carrying you all the way here
You're all beat up, Satoko-chan.
Are you okay?
Much better than you, Konoha-san!
I didn't win, but I managed to drive her away!
She scurried away buck naked when I turned
all her clothes and weapons into leaves!
Really? You've gotten stronger, Satoko-chan.
I'm sorry about earlier.
For getting mad at you for a stupid
reason, leaving you alone
And because I slipped up,
I ended up like this.
It's okay!
I'm not going to be protected
all the time anymore!
From now on, I'll be able to save you, too!
What are you talking about?
You've been saving me this whole time.
Ninkoro.
Ninkoro.
Friends from All Over the World
Challenging Goals
Great Rewards
We Are Waiting for Your Challenge!
It's here again this year!
Winter Challenge Mission!!
Tons of sub-missions available, as well!
So this is what they meant by punishment.
Due to your failure to meet specified requirements within the allotted
time frame, the organization has assigned you a special mission.
If you decline, it will be considered a betrayal of the organization,
and you will be subject to information-protective measures (elimination1).
Thank you for your understanding.
Assassin Ranking (Japan) Secretariat
Konoha-san, that's mine. It tickles.
Can't I join you on that job?
You're not even fully healed yet.
I know. But this job is something
I need to do on my own.
I was only careless that one time
because it had been a while,
so you don't need to worry about me now.
I'm more worried about you.
Huh?
You have an eyepatch.
And that ninja pursuer ran away, right?
Who knows when she'll attack again?
Don't worry!
If that happens, I'll chase her away again!
What is it?
Marin, I'm leaving Satoko-chan in your care.
Y-Yeah, leave her to me.
What?! Why?!
I'm capable when I have to be, you know!
Marin-chan!
I wanted to hang out with you,
so I came to get you!
Not again
Oh, come on. I know you're
actually happy to see me.
No I'm not! Not at all!
You're too close and so loud
Your cheeks are so squishy again today.
Minato-san, was it?
I heard you tended to my wound.
So I was wondering if you
could see to Satoko-chan—
Nope.
I hate her.
What?! Really?!
Of course. You turned our
childhood home into leaves.
And Marin-chan was severely
injured because of you.
I treated Konoha-chan because
Marin-chan begged me in tears,
but I refuse to help you.
You can just get dentures.
And one eye should be plenty for you.
What?
What?
Is my eye's condition that bad?
Hmm I dunno. Lemme see.
Whoa.
Shlorp
What do you mean, "whoa"?
How much do you want?
I don't need your money.
I make as much as I want on my own.
Come on.
Well, how about
This much?
Whoa! I've never even seen that much money!
Guess you can't pay even
with an assassin's income.
I'm going grocery shopping now!
I will accompany you.
Don't forget your disguise!
Right!
Be careful.
Hey. I have a favor to ask.
What's with you?
Can you ask your sister to treat Satoko-chan?
I'm sure she'd listen to you.
Well, I bet she'd make a fuss about it.
I promise to pay you back later.
Hey, I've only heard this from rumors
but you know how the challenge missions
are extremely dangerous jobs
with low survival rates?
Yeah.
I kept canceling jobs and ignoring
the organization's warnings,
and then I got invited to it.
If I refuse, they'll dispose of me.
I have no choice but to go.
I bet it's a convenient system to
gather all their useless assassins
and get rid of them all together.
You haven't been doing any
jobs lately, after all.
Satoko-chan was injured
because I've become weak.
I think this is a good
opportunity for me to get back
into the assassin mindset I had before.
I don't think the current you is so bad.
The past you wouldn't have conversations
like this or come to me for help.
I'm happy you're like this.
That's the problem.
Ultimately, I have to keep
living as an assassin.
I need to pass the challenge mission,
climb the rankings,
get high rewards, and treat Satoko-chan's eye.
It's three birds with one stone.
But don't you dare push yourself too hard!
Your injuries were nothing
to sneeze at, either!
Yeah, it left a scar.
Ninkoro!
Well, I'm off. I won't be back for
a while since I'll be overseas.
Oh.
If I don't come back, just assume I'm dead.
What? Then don't go.
We can quietly live together
if you quit being an assassin—
Sorry.
I'm an assassin because I've
got my own goals, too.
I can't remain helpless.
Are you still unable to
share your goals with me?
Well
I'll tell you when I come home.
Sh-She just set a huge death flag!
How long will it take for you to come home?
At most, two weeks?
Hey! That's a death flag! A death flag!
But if you realize it's a death flag and point
it out, you won't die, so you're good now.
Konoha-san! I'll keep in touch every day!
All right, kunoichi!
Let's take care of the house
while Glasses is away!
Yes!
Satoko-chan
Congratulations
Today's breakfast
What did you eat, Konoha-san?
Minato-san discovered
a basement in
our house!!
She wants to use
it for experiments!
Interesting.
She wants to use
it for experiments!
We made takoyaki
with the invention
Marin-san made!
Read
Read
There's nothing there!
Where is that?!
There's nothing there!
Read
Read
Whoa!!
Read
Whoa!!
But
The subject would look more delicious if you
took the photo in natural lighting.
Also, a little more negative space
would look good.
The subject would look more delicious if you
took the photo in natural lighting.
You got this!!
Also, a little more negative space
would look good.
So annoying
Read
I'm going to clean the front
part of the house now.
Don't I look like a
powerful ninja?
I'm working, so don't bother me.
Hey! Is it from your sweetheart?
I just ask because you text so often.
I'm working, so don't bother me.
I'm working
Huh?
Kunoichi! What's wrong?
Do you always go to the
bathroom looking like that?
Marin-san! Don't open the door without warning!
Anyway, my phone
I was about to send a
message to Konoha-san and—
What are you sending from the bathroom?!
Wait, don't tell me you
My hand slipped and I flushed it.
Don't flush anything except toilet paper.
Hang up
I contacted the company. They said it'll
take a while for them to find your phone.
I wonder if I need to buy a new one.
Oh, Marin-san.
I was going to Leader's house today.
Will you come with me?
I'm worried because it's a bit far away.
"Leader"?
You've met her before, remember?
Back when the demon was here.
Oh, yeah, those two.
Yes. Leader quit being a ninja,
so I'm going to pick up the
weapons she no longer uses.
What for?
To fight with, of course.
I want to be of use to Konoha-san
beyond turning things into leaves!
I'm worried.
Oh.
You really came.
Wait, what happened to your eye?
Isn't it cool?
What? Aren't you hurt?
Also, why aren't you answering my calls?
You need to at least tell me
what time you're coming over.
Sorry, I'm not able to
use my phone right now.
And was she always this short?
Or is this someone else?
No, it's me. The same Marin
you punched that one time.
Huh? How'd this happen?
Stuff happened.
Stuff that led to you turning into a child?!
By the way, where's Yuriko-san?
At work.
Hey, Satoko.
That's the outfit I gave you, isn't it?
The color and style are different, though.
It is! I use it well every day.
Leader-san.
Can I properly introduce myself now?
I'm the kunoichi—I mean, Satoko's friend.
My name's Izutsumi Marin.
I'm an assassin.
This is Roboko, which I made.
Bow.
She's so well-behaved for a friend of Satoko's!
I didn't know I was her friend!
Oh, much obliged.
Did a ninja pursuer do that?
Yes! Actually, Konoha-san was hurt, as well.
I tried really hard and
fought on equal terms,
and I managed to chase them away!
That's amazing!
Every ninja from our village is strong,
so the fact that a dropout like you did that
You've really grown.
I plan to help Konoha-san
a lot more as a ninja!
Is that why you want my weapons?
Can you even use weapons?
That's
I'll do my best from this point forward!
Well, I'm not using them
anymore, so it's fine.
But take proper care of these, okay?
Shing. Shing.
I want to ask you something, Leader-san.
Have you been attacked multiple times
since you left the village, like Satoko has?
Well, three no, that one time
wasn't a pursuer, so twice.
Satoko was with me during those times, too.
What?! Is that true?!
I've been attacked
many times!
You don't remember how many
times you were almost killed?
You're really something.
Oh, it's not a big deal.
Do you have any idea why
Satoko is being pursued?
Isn't it because she stands out so much?
The other runaways blend into
society, but Satoko seems like
she has no plans to hide her
identity despite being a ninja.
Otherwise
her leaf-turning ninjutsu is a huge threat.
What? This ninjutsu is a threat?!
I mean, obviously!
You really thought otherwise?!
Were you using it without
being aware of that?!
Maybe her existence itself wasn't
meant to leave the village
But why did you leave the village with Satoko?
Oh, I know that one.
Konoha-san told me,
"It's better to have as much bait
as you can so you can save your own skin."
Hey! Those are the kinds of words
you should keep to yourself!
That's actually true!
It's true?! You're the worst!
I'm really sorry,
everyone.
But there was also the fact
that she was a dropout
back at the village, so she was bullied.
So it's true that I thought
it'd be better for her
if I helped her leave the village.
Did Konoha-san reach out to you, Marin-san?
Did she ask about me?
No, I haven't received anything.
Oh
You were messaging her every day,
but you should hold back.
You could distract her and put her in danger
while she does her assassination work.
I very much agree.
What? But Konoha-san would be worried
if I suddenly stopped contacting her.
You really think she's that type?
I'm working, so don't bother me.
Hello?
Hey.
She hasn't replied
Huh?
To Be Continued
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Konoha-san, it's the next episode preview!
Final Chapter
She's not replying
This is a sad episode title
to have to say by myself