Andi Mack (2017) s03e14 Episode Script

1 ANDI: Previously on Andi Mack So, you and Jonah? We were spending all this time together, and I guess we realized that we might like each other.
I forgot how much work it is being with Amber.
Amber's not asking that much of you, just regular boyfriend stuff.
You just have to decide what you want.
So, you're back in touch with Marty, huh? I missed him.
We used to spend a lot of time together, and it was fun.
I should probably tell you that I have a girlfriend.
- Do you still run? - You bet, mostly long distance now.
- Are these your wedding invitations? - I can explain.
So, you two are not getting married? I don't want to risk this for a party.
I always knew that this was never gonna happen.
If you see CeCe Don't worry.
I'm not breaking CeCe's heart.
You get to do that.
- You're not joking? - You're joking! Your parents really aren't getting married? Oh, no.
Bex and Bowie broke up? No, they're still together.
They're just not getting married.
It's the opposite in my house.
My parents are still married, but they're barely together.
Anywho I'm sorry.
You must be heartbroken.
No, I'm really not.
But you've been wanting this for so long.
Don't remind me.
And you were so close, just weeks away.
I just said don't remind me.
Ooh.
Touched a nerve.
That's what it is.
You're not heartbroken.
- You're furious.
- No, I'm not.
Yes, I am.
And the worst part of all of it is I can't tell them, because they already said, "You are totally entitled to your feelings.
" Which I guess is a really nice thing to say.
- And really manipulative.
- What do you mean? Well, it's like it's like you're playing emotional dodgeball, and you're on one side, and Bex and Bowie are on the other.
And you have this big ball of rage that you want to hit them with, but they're ready for it.
So if you throw it at them, they'll catch it.
And then I'm out.
How 'bout that metaphor, people? I just came up with that! But what am I supposed to do with this ball of rage I'm holding? I don't have anywhere to put it.
I do.
AMBER: This is a Rage Cage.
So, what do we just? Repeat after me.
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING) Let it go! Let it go! Yeah! (YELLING) I'm standing on the edge And everything I know-oh-oh Has blown away Life feels upside down But anyway it go-o-oes I'll work it out Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Here we go One, two, three! I'm ready for tomorrow Tomorrow starts today There ain't a map to follow But I'm with you all the way - I'm ready for tomorrow - Hey! - Tomorrow starts today - Hey! - There ain't a map to follow - Hey! - But I'm with you all the way - Hey! All the way! (SIGHS) (PHONE CHIMES) - CeCe? - CELIA: Andi, are you there? Pick up! Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, up! Pick up! CeCe, I'm here.
Take the phone away from your ear and put it in front of your face.
Oh, hello! Did you get my email? (HUFFS) CeCe, I told you, nobody uses email anymore.
CELIA: (SCOFFS) You're so millennial.
(CHUCKLES) Millennial was two generations ago.
Well, just look at your email.
I sent you a video from a wedding, where everybody dances down the aisle.
I've seen it.
We should do that.
Don't you think Bex and Bowie would love that? Dee-dee-dee, dee-dee! Maybe.
Oh, could you suggest it to them? I like it, but they might actually do it if it comes from you.
I will do my best.
(GASPS): Yay! - You look so happy.
- CELIA: Gotta go.
Bye.
(PHONE BEEPS) (SIGHS) I got a secret I want you to keep it I know it's selfish So can you forgive me? I can't abide - You hungry? - No.
Well, just let me know when you are.
- CeCe called.
- Oh, yeah? Clearly you haven't told her that the wedding is off.
Not yet.
No.
- When are you going to do that? - Soon.
How about now? It'd be nice not feeling like I'm lying to her all the time.
- I'm sorry about that.
- Yeah, me, too.
It's pretty horrible.
Call her.
Please.
She's home now.
- I can't.
Not today.
- Why not? You have too much makeup to order? Tomorrow's her birthday.
Oh.
I'll ruin her life the day after.
- Hey.
- Hey.
You ready? (SCOFFS) What are you wearing? - You don't like my shoes? - You call those shoes? It looks like your feet are wearing other feet.
Wait, hold on.
(LAUGHS) I need a picture of this.
- Laugh all you want.
- One sec.
Andi needs to see this.
You're not the one running a marathon this weekend.
- Are you? - Yes.
- You are? - Yes.
Wh-Why am I only hearing about this now? We still have a lot of catching up to do.
Wow.
You're running a marathon.
Yeah.
I've been training for the past six months.
Very cool.
I want to run a marathon, too.
I'm sure you can next year.
I'm sure I can this weekend.
Without training? Don't even think about it.
- You're afraid I'll beat you.
- No, I'm afraid you'll get dehydrated, uh, black out, hurt yourself So, you're afraid I'll beat you.
Come on, finger foot.
Put those little piggies to work.
- Jonah.
- Hey, Cyrus.
What's up? What's up? Nothing.
The question is, what's going to be up there, tonight.
Oh, yeah.
There's supposed to be, like, some sort of comet, or something? So close.
Meteor shower.
We're gonna be able to see it.
- But it's not going to hit us, right? - Nah, just the atmosphere.
And Russia, that one time.
Anyway, I was thinking we could camp out in my backyard, make some s'mores, and watch.
Cool.
I haven't had a s'more in a while.
So, I guess I've been having s'less.
Don't hurt yourself.
Hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Don't fill up on bread.
- Are we gonna order? - No, we have to wait for CeCe and Pops.
It's her birthday.
Can we get another one of these, please? We don't need it.
She's here! Mm.
- Hey, birthday girl.
- I'm sorry.
Sorry.
- Late to your own party.
- Where's Ham? Parking the car? - Nope.
He's not coming.
- What? - Why not? - Is he okay? Yes.
He's fine.
- Then where is he? - India.
Oh, good! They have lamb chops! - Cyrus? - Hey.
What's all this? I just thought, we don't know when the meteor shower's gonna happen, so we might as well be comfortable while we wait.
- Cool.
- Check it out.
Whoa.
Who's ready for s'mores? - Is this your first time camping? - How'd I do? Great.
India? - He went back to that ashram.
- But not without saying goodbye.
- He wouldn't do that.
- He was afraid you'd talk him out of it.
- We would have.
- We could have.
I have to say since he got back, he's seemed a little lost.
I promise you, you will hear from him again.
From what he told me, he's got a great guru.
Praise him? I guess he's doing what he needs to do.
- And we have to accept that.
- I'll try.
Let's agree to never take each other for granted, okay? - I won't.
- I love everyone at this table.
I love being a part of this family.
Speaking of which, I found the perfect venue for your wedding.
Oh.
Yay.
CELIA: I took pictures.
Ah! I want to show you.
Later, okay? Oh, no, please.
I promise, you are gonna love this place.
Now, it's a little unconventional, but then again, so are you.
(LAUGHS) It it's on a farm, an alpaca farm.
Oh, look at those faces.
It's a really warm, inviting space.
And-and it's not fussy at all.
It really is perfect, Celia.
I know, right? Well? Please, can we talk about this later? - If you don't like it, you can tell me.
- Uh, I do like it.
So, then, what's that look on your face? Why do you all have that look? What's going on? Okay.
Mom it's about the wedding invitations.
Is Is something wrong? Did you have a problem mailing them? Yes.
It says here an asteroid could hit Earth in 2071, which is within our lifetime.
That is a plot of a Bruce Willis movie, where he dies.
- Spoiler alert.
- It came out 20 years ago.
Which answers my next question: Who is Bruce Willis? (SCOFFS) So when's this thing gonna happen, already? No way to tell.
But in the meantime.
, let's enjoy some charcuterie.
What? You don't like charcuterie? I thought everyone liked charcuterie.
Everyone does.
Including wild animals.
You can't have meat in a tent on a camping trip.
Come on.
We're in my backyard.
What kind of wild animals could there be in suburban Shadyside? - (ANIMAL GRUNTING OUTSIDE) - (SHRIEKS) So the wedding is off? - Mom, let me explain - Yes or no.
Are you getting married? No.
- When were you gonna tell me? - Tomorrow.
Oh, I see.
So, you were just gonna sit there and let me babble on like a fool about your wedding all night long? We didn't want to ruin your birthday.
Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, dear Celia Happy birthday to you Party's over.
What was that? Does it matter? Let's just get out of here.
What if it was a coyote? All the more reason to get out of here.
- I can't go out there.
- They don't want you.
They want your chartartooie.
Charcuterie.
I said don't hurt yourself.
Just throw them the meat and run.
Uh something's wrong with the zipper.
Nothing's wrong with the zipper.
It's a brand-new tent.
- (ZIPPER CATCHES) - (HUFFS) You must have pulled it off the track.
I didn't do anything.
Maybe you did it when you zipped it up.
We can't rip a hole in this tent.
The material's too thick.
- I was taught to buy the best.
- Which means we're stuck in here.
(GROWLING) No, we're not.
Not when there's a cheese knife.
- (GRUNTS) - Don't hurt yourself.
(MUTTERS) JONAH: I don't hear them anymore.
Yeah.
(GRUNTS) - (GRUNTS) - (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) Looks like the coast is clear.
- Sorry about the tent.
- It's okay.
Look.
- Wow.
- Wow.
So, what exactly happened to that place in Russia? Tell you tomorrow.
Here.
I brought you some energy gels.
You need to keep feeding your body carbs.
Thanks.
Look, let's agree that we're each running on our own.
We don't have to keep track of each other.
I have to finish in under four and half hours to be competitive in my age bracket.
And I have to finish in under whatever you finish to avoid the shame of losing to a finger foot.
I'm serious.
Let's not turn this into a race.
I'm down.
But should we tell the rest of them? ANNOUNCER: The race is beginning.
Get on your marks.
- (HORN BLOWS) - Too late.
(DOOR OPENS) - How did it go with CeCe? - It didn't.
She's giving you the silent treatment? Oh, worse.
She's giving me the "you don't exist" treatment.
She wouldn't come out of her room.
She couldn't stand to look at me.
Well, you can't blame her for being angry.
Oh, she's beyond angry.
- She's - Holding onto a ball of rage.
Th-That's it exactly! Yeah, she's holding onto a ball of rage.
And she can't let it go.
She has to! What is she gonna do with it? Where is it gonna go? I know a place.
You know a place? What kind of place? - I'll take her.
- Take her where? You are being so mysterious about this.
Why won't you tell me? This place is not for you.
(GASPING) Buffy? - Marty? - Are you okay? - I'm fine.
Just a cramp.
- Where? Everywhere.
Whoa.
Hey, hey.
Hey.
Hey, come on.
- Where are we going? - Over there.
No, I am not sitting down.
- Whoa, whoa.
- (SIGHS) I'm falling down.
- What's happening? - Uh, I It could be a lot of things.
Let's go get you to a doctor.
No.
You have to go.
Four and a half hours.
I'll do it next marathon.
You have to do it now.
Run your race.
- I can't leave you.
- Because you want to be a martyr? - No, I don't.
- You want to be Marty the Martyr.
I-I was just trying to help you.
You know how you can help me? Go! Okay.
I want to feel, I need to see Somewhere I can try on Where the salt breaks through the freeze Don't tell me this heart And the point of this is? This is a cage.
Why are you pushing me into a cage? All questions will be answered.
Well, I can just hit things? Yeah, it's the Rage Cage.
You can hit anything you want.
(WHIMPERS) Okay.
(YELLS) (SCREAMING) (SCREAMS) Woo! Woo-ah! I get it now! (BOTH LAUGHING) Hiyah! (LAUGHS) Woo! Ah! (SCREAMS) Yah! Woo! Ye-aah! Aah! Woo! Nice try, Driscoll.
- What are you doing here? - You were trying to White Fang me.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You made me watch the movie.
- Oh, yeah.
- The boy has to send the wolf away.
But the wolf doesn't want to leave, so the boy throws rocks at him to make him go.
I guess I should count myself lucky there weren't any rocks around.
You were the one who said we should run our own race.
That's what I'm doing.
You want to sit here with me? No.
I want to cross the finish line with you.
(LAUGHS) Come on.
- MARTY: On your mark, get set - BUFFY: You're hilarious.
MARTY: You finally figured that out.
You try to turn the page I know that you forget All the things that we shared (MARTY PANTING) - We did it.
- (LAUGHS) Oh.
We got medals.
Well, what was our time? Seven hours and 15 minutes.
- We got medals.
- (LAUGHS) But I wouldn't have if it weren't for you.
That's right.
Keep going.
Thank you.
- Keep going.
- That's all I got.
Okay.
I just wanted to see how deep that well went.
(GRUNTING) (BELL RINGING) Woo-hoo! I found my church.
Do they sell memberships here? Or maybe a Frequent Rager card? - Really? You want to come back? - Tomorrow! (CLATTERING) Amber? What's wrong? It's Jonah.
Did he do something? No, that's the point.
Right.
Yeah.
I've been there.
Why do I always have to be the one to text or call? We've been through a lot.
I thought he was really feeling something, because I was.
(SIGHS) But I'm still getting the same six emojis.
Amber, maybe that's all he's capable of.
Or maybe he just really doesn't like me.
If you're this unhappy why don't you break up with him? (SIGHS) I can't.
Why not? Because I think I'm in love with him.
ANDI: Next on Andi Mack - So have you two made up? - We haven't made up.
- Go talk to her.
- I just want this to be over.
It is over.
What's this? It's from your mom.
Do you know what they do at Mint Chip with the clothes they can't sell? It says here that Mint Chip burned $35 million worth of clothes last year.
There is one way to settle this.
Welcome to our sidewalk sale, where nothing is for sale.
It's all free! Let's all stay calm.
We didn't do anything.
Unless we did.