Celebrity Juice (2008) s20e06 Episode Script

Nadine Coyle, Simon Rimmer, Tim Lovejoy, Jimmy Carr, Ricky Wilson

1 'Hi, I'm Keith Lemon.
Check out my sweet-ass titles.
'You're probably thinking, "What the fuck is going on?" 'But don't worry, it's just another over-elaborate metaphor 'for how totally rad this show is.
Look, there's Holly Willoughboozy 'firing lasers from her massive tits.
'There's Fearne Cotton riding a giant cock-shaped spaceship.
'And there's Gino D'Acampo, still on fucking holiday.
'Here we are taking a selfie.
Online presence.
'Phew.
We made it to the studio just in time 'for the best telly show on telly.
What's that telly on show on telly? 'It's Celebrity Juice on t'telly.
Not in 3-D.
'I fucking wish it were, though.
' Whoo! Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Hurrah! I'm Keith Lemon.
Welcome to Celebrity Juice.
Let's meet our team captains.
First up, it's Holly Willoughboozy! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Who's on your team? Well, on my team tonight, he's one of my favourites on this show.
It's Jimmy Carr.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE And on my left, the Girls Aloud star Nadine Coyle.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Let's meet our other captain.
It's Fearne Cotton.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Fearne, who's on your team? On my left - he's never been this far from home - it's Ricky Wilson.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE And on my right, it's the kings of brunch.
It's Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE How do you know which one's which? He's Ringpiece and he's Love Eggs.
Love Eggs and Ringpiece? Yeah.
You do know we're not a couple in real life, yeah? Was about to say, I thought you were the first gay couple we've had on.
LAUGHTER Has someone died on that team? We're all wearing black.
The cool team, Jimmy.
Looks like wash day team.
Fearne, you've had a shave as well, haven't you? I've had a shave.
Yep.
NORTHERN IRISH ACCENT: Nadine, so what's the situation? I don't know.
What is it? KEITH SPEAKS ACCENTED GIBBERISH .
.
so it is.
I understand every word you're saying.
SPEAKS GIBBERISH Nadine Coyle! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE What an intro.
Never to be heard again.
Thank you.
Hey, welcome to Celebrity Juice.
You've never been on, so I'm really chuffed you're here.
Yes.
Thank you for having me.
How's it going? It's going good so far, yeah.
Yeah.
You've got a new EP, haven't you? Yes.
What's it called? EP.
What's the name of the EP? Don't tell me you've forgotten.
How long ago was it? You've forgotten! Nadine, you've forgotten what your EP's called! It doesn't have a name! It doesn't have a name? No, I don't think it has a name.
How do you search for it, then, if you're downloading it? I like to be off the beaten track.
You know, you need to I have no idea.
Your EP was called "Nadine".
OK.
I should have remembered that.
So, what are you doing now, then? I'm sitting on your show.
No, no.
What you Musically.
I follow you on Instagram and I've seen you doing performances so I'm thinking there's new music.
HOLLY: Yeah.
Yeah, there's loads of performances and loads of festivals in the summer.
Yeah.
When you were in Girls Aloud Yes? .
.
who was your favourite? Ooh.
Them all.
Ricky, who was your favourite in Girls Aloud? Sarah.
Ricky, I'm right here! That's what I was gonna say! I'm right here! Do you see any of them still? No.
You don't? No.
It's for the best, isn't it? It's for the best.
It's for the best.
You don't know whether to believe what you read.
I heard you fell out and I thought, "I bet they haven't fallen out, really.
" No.
There was no fall out.
There was just no friendship to begin with.
Oh, was there not? AUDIENCE: Ooh! What are youse oohing about? That isn't anything.
So let me ask you this.
Is there gonna be a reunion? Probably at some point, yeah.
When you first started, you was, like, style icons, wasn't you? A lot of the noughties.
Here's some of the iconic looks.
So, what's that period there, then? I think that was the BRITs, the very first time we went to the BRITs.
Is it? Yeah, it was.
And Cheryl's nearly popping out there, isn't she? Holy shitballs.
That's great.
You look like almost Disney versions of prostitutes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But Disney versions! Not nasty ones! Not nasty ones.
The time that Girls Aloud were together, what I did is I collected each tissue that I used when I was expressing myself expressing my love for Girls Aloud.
I collected all the tissues.
And today, I've brought them all in.
Can we have the tissues? 'THIS IS YOUR LIFE' THEME PLAYS APPLAUSE These are all the tissues I used.
Oh, Jeez, it stinks of bleach.
Erm, these are all the tissues I used between 2002 and 2009.
Aw, Keith, thank you.
Oh, thanks.
See, see.
See.
Oh, that's so good.
Can we get it in your dressing room? Sure.
Can we get this moved to her dressing room, please? Lads.
'THIS IS YOUR LIFE' THEME PLAYS Thanks, guys.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Oh, you've dropped one! Your accent's not 100% Irish, is it? It's got a bit of American in there, haven't you? Do you think? I think so.
Yeah.
In homage to your accent, I'm gonna give you a card which has a sentence on it, and then I will buzz in on the accent mashup machine and then you will have to do those two accents together.
OK.
Let's have the graphic on screen.
There it is.
OK, I'm gonna press it now.
There's the first one.
Didn't stop.
It did.
French.
French.
Scottish.
French and Scottish? So I wish.
OK, French and Scottish.
I have to just say whatever this is? Yeah, in French and Scottish mashed up.
OK.
No, go on, give it a go.
Ooh, la-la.
I just love a wee haggis baguette made with the finest French floo-er with a nice Irn-Bru zut alors.
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A point, a point.
Pretty good.
A bit shite.
Next up, we're going for Love Eggs.
RICKY: Oh, let's do it again.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE SIMON: I mean Good luck, Tim.
Mexican-German.
I think I'll be good at this.
Guten tag.
Hey, any of you gringos want to try my short and spicy bratwurst, ja? LAUGHTER Yeah.
Got into that one.
Yeah, yeah.
Holly, you're next.
I'm gonna buzz in.
Scouse.
Scouse and Australian.
Oh, perfect.
You can do Scouse.
I've heard you do Scouse.
CLEARS THROA Strewth.
I'm such a divvy.
I've had one too many bevvies at the barbie.
LAUGHTER And now I'm as drunk as a dingo right now.
That's very good! Strong.
Very good.
Next up, it's you, Ricky.
LAUGHTER Indian and Texan.
Come on, you're trying to get Good luck with this.
No.
Indian and Texan.
No, because you're trying to get me in a hole.
LAUGHTER Oh, my God, I can't believe it.
LAUGHTER I got a rootin' tootin' onion bhaji LAUGHTER stuck up my bumhole.
Good.
Very good.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE That's a hard game, that one.
The points are going to Ricky Wilson in that round.
Well done.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Before we commence, I've got a shoutout here I want to read out.
Before we go any further, can I just do a massive shoutout to Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr, who have been married 16 years.
Congratulations.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE What?! I'm just really happy for 'em, Jimmy.
Just really happy for 'em.
LAUGHTER It's Simon Rimmer and Tim Lovejoy from Sunday Brunch! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE WHISTLING Won a TV Choice award, didn't you, for Sunday Brunch? Best Food Show.
That's good.
Yeah, Best Food Show.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Simon, you do all the cooking on the show, don't you? Yes.
So, Tim, what do you do? HE LAUGHS Do you know what? Been asking that question for a long time.
But for six years, I've been getting away with it.
Yeah, yeah.
Actually, there's loads of showbiz rumours about you two, so I've got some facts.
I want to know if they're true or false.
OK.
Here's the first one.
Simon, true or false - you were actually born bald? True.
True, true.
Tim, true or false - you were once Britain's top Levi Roots impersonator? HE LAUGHS I was second, I think.
No, that's not true.
I think it was true.
I think we've got a picture of you.
There you are.
LAUGHTER Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Sorry, is that a real picture? That's a real? Yeah.
Oh.
Simon, true or false - you got the nickname Rimmer cos you can't get enough of delicious anus? True.
True, true, true, true, true.
True or false - you invented pulled pork? True.
It's true.
You did, didn't you? Yeah.
We've got a headline saying you invented it.
It is a fact.
KEITH READS ALOUD Yeah.
It's a fact.
It was in Wikipedia, so it must be true (!) Well, actually, we got in touch with the real inventor of pulled pork, and he's here tonight.
He's not very happy, though.
APPLAUSE Thank you very much! You ruined my fucking life! I hope you're proud! Fucking dickhead! APPLAUSE INDISTINC These two are finding it really discombobulating that they're allowed to swear.
They haven't sworn on telly before, ever.
No.
I'm thinking to drop a few now, just to test it out.
Get it out of your system, see how you feel, yeah.
Bloody hell.
LAUGHTER Feels good, doesn't it? Feels good.
Must have been times you thought Rimmer was a BLEEP, yeah? LAUGHTER Right now, you have licence to tell him.
Just say, "Rimmer, you're a BLEEP.
" Rimmer, you're a BLEEP.
Oh, hoo-hoo-hoo! APPLAUSE MUSIC: "Ante Up" by MOP Erm, Mr Love Eggs and Rimmer, gonna put your presenting skills to the test.
Oh, cool.
Combine your show with Jimmy's new show, the Roast Battle.
What happens in Roast Battle? Well, two people kind of go at each other and say terrible things.
Yeah.
Can they keep presenting whilst we do and say terrible things to them? Love it.
I'd love to see their show as well.
Up for this? Yeah? Yeah.
OK, then, let's play.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE READS AUTOCUE JIMMY: Why are they wearing the same thing? Because they're lovers.
But if they were gay, neither of them's gotta say, "Don't get it in the hair.
" LAUGHTER It's fine.
Can go anywhere, can't it? It's all wipe-clean.
It looks like Right Said Fred have aged horribly.
LAUGHTER READS AUTOCUE Ooh.
WOLF WHISTLING LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE That chicken looks greasy.
I wonder what's gonna happen.
Ow! Next, surround the chicken with some truly fabulous carrot.
LAUGHTER AUDIENCE: Oh! You'll also like some fresh broccoli to accompany the roast, just for some extra green va-va voom.
Now, where is that broccoli, Tim? LAUGHTER CHEERING AND APPLAUSE And, of course, who could forget the roast potato? LAUGHTER It's not working.
BOTH CHEER Eugh! LAUGHTER CHEERING AND APPLAUSE How much gravy do you think we need, Simon? I think we've got enough, Tim.
And now you just wait a little while LAUGHTER .
.
whilst it cooks.
In fact, while we're waiting, let's take a few questions from our panel.
I think our first one is from Fearne in London.
Have we got Fearne? Yes.
Hello, there.
Tim, you've been presenting TV for over 25 years.
When do you think you'll get your own show? LAUGHTER I don't want my own show.
I like working with my dear friend Simon Rimmer.
Thank you.
AUDIENCE: Aw.
Told you they were gay! APPLAUSE You didn't serve the gravy with your magic spoon you like to use.
What does it taste like? Taste it.
LAUGHTER Taste it.
You've got a lot of taste buds in the back of your throat.
LAUGHTER APPLAUSE Too good, too good! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE What happens in the dressing room stays in the dressing room.
That's all I'd like to say at this point.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE OVEN BEEPING Look, the chicken is ready.
I really like your show.
I should watch it.
LAUGHTER APPLAUSE Now, doesn't that look delicious? Come on.
Holly, Fearne, Nadine, Ricky, come and join us and have a look at our delicious roast.
I can't wait.
It looks amazing.
It smells.
It smells.
Please.
Taste it.
Go on, taste it.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE That's all we've got time for on Sunday Roast Battle.
LAUGHTER CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer, everyone! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE And the scores at the end of that round are Sha-ting! We're going to the ad break.
See you in two! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 'Coming up after t'break' Argh! AUDIENCE: Rim it! Rim it! Rim it! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hello and welcome back to Celebrity Juice! Nadine, have you ever been to Rhyming Street? No.
There's celebrities there, doing things that rhyme with their name.
Would you like to go? Yes.
Then let's go to Rhyming Street! 'Rhyming Street.
' APPLAUSE OK, I'm gonna show you a V of celebrities on a street.
They're doing something that rhymes with their name.
Let's go down Rhyming Street.
'I like doing the floss thing, the old 'ere floosy.
' 'I am doing this.
I like it.
I am fun.
' FAR 'Argh! You fucker!' 'Oh, sweet times, sweet times.
' MOANING 'Come on down here.
We can do baking and stuff.
' 'Hey, can I have a photograph?' 'No, I don't do photographs.
' 'You said you do photographs.
' FARTING 'Kermit the Frog.
Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.
' 'La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
' LAUGHTER APPLAUSE Fearne's team, how many do you think you got there? There's also a red herring.
OK, let's say six.
Holly's team, what you saying? We're saying seven, then.
LAUGHS We're gonna try.
If you can't get the seven, it'll go to Fearne's team.
Kate Moss doing the floss.
Let's have a look.
Yep.
Paul Hollywood doing Bollywood.
Yes.
Thom Yorke BOTH: Licking out Bjork.
Jack Black waxing his crack.
Oh, his crack.
Let's have a look.
Yeah, yeah.
That's four.
Ooh, Mel and Sue in a canoe.
Let's have a look.
Five.
Two more, two more.
Paul Danan as a nan.
That's correct.
Six.
Well done! Jesus wept.
Well done, well done.
There's one more to win the points.
Who was having a shit in a fish bowl? Taking too long.
This is getting boring.
No, hang on a minute, hang on a minute.
That was the red herring, I think.
What was the red herring? Matt Damon Matt Damon having a poo in a fish bowl.
Let's have a look.
Yes, that was the red herring.
It doesn't rhyme.
A point to Holly's team.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE That's the first time.
That's the first time.
And the scores at the end of that round are Sha-ting! APPLAUSE Very good.
Would you like to play the Wibbly Wobbly Game? Yes.
Then let's play the Wibbly Wobbly Game! # Wibble, wobble, wobbly, wobbly # She got the wobble, the wo-wobbly, wobbly She got the wobble, wo-wo, wobbly, wobbly.
Hello.
Here we are at the Wibbly Wobbly board.
Of course, it is in honour of Jonathan Ross.
In this game, all you do is step onto Jonathan's nose.
I will whisper to you a word.
Then you have to describe that word to your teammates.
It's so easy, Mr Rimmer.
It's so easy.
First up to play this is Jimmy Carr! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE On his nose.
What, sorry? Lay on his nose.
On your back.
Lay on his nose? On your back.
He's a close friend.
If you do have a Jonathan Ross Wibbly Wobbly board at home, join in.
Start playing now.
You're pressing it yourself.
Whoa.
Oh, fuck.
I just feel like Can someone ring my girlfriend and put her on top? LAUGHTER Oh, yeah.
It's like a jumper with buttons down the front.
Cardigan.
That's correct.
APPLAUSE It's gone off.
Oh, my gosh.
# I gotta get through this.
# Guy who sung that.
# I gotta get, gotta get.
# Oh, my God.
His name was # Gotta get through this.
# He had a sister.
What was the name?! She was worse than him.
Oh, Daniel Bedingfield.
Yes.
KEITH LAUGHS I thought you were saying you've got to get through this cos you hate it.
KEITH LAUGHS APPLAUSE Next up, it's Nadine Coyle! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Head up, hold on.
If I'm struggling, I will let you know.
Well, this is gonna be quite the show.
OK.
I I I'm afraid.
"We're gonna need a bigger box," did you say? LAUGHTER Not this fast! So, I'm Irish, so I only eat LAUGHTER I'm Irish, so I only eat I don't think we should even try and guess.
Potatoes? Potatoes.
Yes! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Do another one.
Sounds like a vocoder.
JIMMY: Yeah, Auto-Tune.
It's like Cher, isn't it? LAUGHTER D-d-d-d-d-d LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY INDISTINC LAUGHTER You sound like you're drowning in cold water.
INDISTINC You're drowning? So, it's somebody who I Somebody who? We've broken her.
Someone you used to work with? Yes.
Cheryl Cole.
Yes! Yes.
APPLAUSE KLAXON CHEERING AND APPLAUSE You're OK.
Next up, it's Simon Rimmer! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE You all right? Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
That's slow.
He's broken it.
He's broken the show.
Have I broken the show, Keith? I don't know how to tell you this, Simon, but I think you've brok' it.
Oh, no! AUDIENCE GROANS He's brok' it, he's brok' it.
That is embarrassing.
You've brok' it.
APPLAUSE Come over here.
You will have to pay for that, you know? You'll have to pay for that.
OK? Nadine broke it.
You brok' it.
You fat bastard.
LAUGHTER The scores at the end of that round are Sha-ting! # Wobble, wo-wo, wobbly, wobbly She got the wibble, wo-wo, wobbly, wobbly.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hey, Simon and Tim, you know we normally have a chef on the show? Yeah, well, kind of.
What's his name again? Gino "Sheffield" D'Acampo.
He's not here, but he has sent us a message.
Still on holiday, the lazy twat.
Sent us a message.
I'm really sorry that I'm still not there with you guys, but I'm finishing off some holidays, I'm filming.
But, anyway, listen, I've heard that those two idiots, Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimming, are there on the show, so I've got an idea.
I think you guys definitely should play the Gino's Rimming Game.
This game is gonna be fantastic because I love Simon loves rimming.
Clearly, I'm not there, but I found out Jimmy Carr is there.
OK, not the best presenter in the UK, but I'm sure Fuck you, Gino.
.
.
I'm sure he's not gonna fuck it up.
So, good luck.
Holly, Fearne, I'm gonna send you a very big kiss.
Keith, I'll see you very soon, my man.
APPLAUSE See you soon, Gino.
So, Simon, do you fancy a bit of rimming? I love a bit of rimming, Keith.
Sounds fun, doesn't it? Sounds fun.
Jimmy, are you up for doing this? Yeah, it'll be fine.
OK, let's play.
APPLAUSE AUDIENCE: Gino! Gino! AS GINO: Hello, ciao.
I'm everyone's favourite TV chef, Gino D'Acampo.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE And this is my autumnal special edition of my rimming game, Gino's Autumn Time Rimming Game.
Fantastico! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Jimmy, I like how you've mixed Dracula and Borat together.
LAUGHTER I'm so excited about this.
I'm on top of the moon.
This is written by Gino, and he's barely literate.
OK.
AS GINO: The rules are so simple.
I will blind the celebrities.
Blindfold.
Not what he thinks it means.
OK, I will blind the celebrities.
They must stick out their tongue, then try and guess what mystery item they are licking through my specialist Italian-designed rimhole.
LAUGHTER The rimhole.
OK, er, first up to rim my box, Holly Willoughby.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Sit on my face.
Oh, thanks, Gino.
Oh, my God.
I now have to blind you.
Thank you so much.
I don't think I've ever played this.
This is a good warmup for the jungle.
Oh, God.
OK, this is, er CLEARS THROA Yeah, this is happening.
ALL: Eugh! No.
Stop that.
I don't like the way they're wriggling about.
Oh, my God, don't.
It's nothing alive, is it? Oh, no, what are you doing? Just stick your little tongue in.
Where's the box? It's just in front of you.
Just nudge forward.
I don't want to do it! I don't wanna do it! Rim me.
Rim me.
Argh! LAUGHTER It's, like, gooey.
Rim it a bit more.
ALL CHANT: Rim it, rim it, rim it! APPLAUSE Holly, get your tongue in! Oh.
Hang on.
Oh, I quite like it.
Is it a chocolate yoghurt? Is it a chocolate yoghurt? I'll give you that, yeah.
Mousse? APPLAUSE Get the Rimmer up here.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Sit on Gino's face.
Pop on my blindfold.
CHEERING OK, the blindfold is on.
Right.
LAUGHTER Hang on.
Hang on a second.
Other There you go.
Just CHEERING AND APPLAUSE It's plastic and probably some kind of sex object, Jimmy.
A plastic sex object? He's only gone and bloody done it.
Yeah.
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE That's right, it's Tim Lovejoy's wife.
LAUGHTER It's points to you, well done.
APPLAUSE I mean, I would say he got that alarmingly quickly, didn't he? Like like, one little lick and he went, "Hang on, I know her.
' LAUGHTER Next up, we've got Ricky Wilson.
Come on, Ricky Wilson.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Sit on Gino's face.
OK, pop on the blindfold.
Yep, course.
Right, OK, I'll just pop back - hang on a sec - and grab this.
Oh, yeah, got it.
AUDIENCE GROAN IN DISGUS LAUGHTER OK, tongue out, tongue out.
MAN: Rim it! Rim it! Yeah.
A little bit forward.
Oh, yeah, there you go.
MAN: Whoo-hoo! APPLAUSE Rim it! Rim it! Do you wanna have another go? Yeah, have another go.
Bit more! Is it Keith's ear? APPLAUSE Oh! LAUGHS I liked it.
I like it.
I don't care what they say.
LAUGHTER Gino! Gino! Jimmy Carr, everyone! AUDIENCE: Gino! Gino! And the scores at the end of that round are Sha-ting! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE We're going to an ad break.
See you in three! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 'Coming up after t'break' His whole body goes higher than the desk.
LAUGHTER INHALED LAUGHTER CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hello and welcome back to Celebrity Juice! You having a good time?! You having a good time?! Are YOU having a good time?! There's loads to play for in the final round.
It's the Buzzer Round! Buzz in if you know the answer.
If you don't, be a chancer and buzz in anyway.
Holly, what your buzzer this week? KEITH SCREAMING Could have guessed.
Wh-wh-what was that? A seal?! Fearne, what's your buzzer this week? KEITH: 'Enough rimming.
I'm shattered, Tim!' Buzz in if you know the answer.
First question.
Who is Jimmy Carr giving his "come to bed eyes" to in this picture? LAUGHTER Fucking hell.
Jimmy.
I think the Queen.
I'm looking right at the Queen.
Giving the "come to bed eyes" to the Queen? Let's have a look.
The Queen.
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I recognised that look, yeah.
What unconventional piece of set dressing has Nadine Coyle hired in this performance? What's behind you? A, like Would you like a bagel with your coffee?! You can get it for yourself, so you can! Erm, is it Paul O'Grady and a piano turning upside down? A hell of a guess if it's not.
Let's have a look.
That's correct! That was lucky.
Otherwise, you would have seemed mental.
What did Nicola Roberts from Girls Aloud recently reveal she can't wait to do for the first time? Oh.
"SEAL" BUZZER Holly's team.
Is it anal? AS GINO: Enough rimming already, OK? Sunbathe? Hey, I'm one of them.
Have a baby? That's correct.
Have a baby.
Which celebrity owns these sexy, luscious lips? KEITH: 'Enough rimming.
I'm shattered, Tim!' That's Fearne's team.
I'm gonna go Love Egg again.
Let's see if it's Love Egg.
Can't be.
Love Egg, is that you? It IS Love Egg.
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE A point for Ricky if he can jump so high, his whole body goes higher than the desk.
Easy.
Do it all the time.
You can jump.
Yes! APPLAUSE DING What's Simon Rimmer doing in this photograph? JIMMY: Is it Tim Lovejoy? LAUGHTER No, that's incorrect.
KEITH: 'I'm absolutely shattered from your rimming.
' Fearne's team? Cooking.
No.
He's inventing pulled pork.
Let's have a look.
There he is, inventing it.
LAUGHTER Oh, yeah, I remember that photo now.
Point for the team who can do the best impression of Jimmy Carr's laugh.
"SEAL" BUZZER 'Obviously.
' That was it.
Holly's team.
INHALED LAUGH Fearne's team.
INHALED LAUGHTER It's a point for Fearne's team.
DING What's Simon Rimmer doing here? LAUGHTER KEITH SPEAKING GIBBERISH .
.
potato.
Tim Lovejoy.
Again! Let's have a look.
He's invented the wheel.
LAUGHTER What's Simon Rimmer doing here? Oh, is it Tim Lovejoy? Let's have a look.
Let's have a look.
He's inventing a cure for all known diseases.
Hey, what's Simon Rimmer doing here? Oh.
He's definitely doing Tim Lovejoy.
Let's have a look.
He's inventing gang bangs.
LAUGHTER KLAXON Oh, there's the klaxon! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE That's the end of the buzzer round and this week's Celebrity Juice.
I can tell you, the winning team is It's Nadine's first time this week on Celebrity Juice, and the winner is Fearne's team! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE If I don't see you through t'week, I'll see you through t'window! # I predict a riot, I predict a riot # I predict a riot, I predict a riot Is anybody left in here? Goodbye!
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