Clarence US (2014) s01e33 Episode Script
Goldfish Follies
1 I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! Hoh-uh! - Hey, hotdog! - Hi, Clarence! - Howdy, flatfoot! - Hi, Clarence! - Morning, milk-delivery guy! - How do you do, Clarence? Hi, Amy Shutzger! - Extra! Extra! - What's the news of - the world, old chap? - I don't know.
Why don't you read it and find out? Huh? Oh-ho-ho! Huh.
Let's see here.
Hey, watch where you're going, kid! Look out! It's 5 to 1:00! Hey, it's a living! Ohh.
Ohh! Ohh! Wh-o-o-o-o-oa! Oh, boy! Yo-o-o-o-o-m! Oops.
Hmm, hmm-hmm-hmm.
- One free goldfish, my good sir.
- Hold on, there, squirt.
I could give you the goldfish right now, no questions asked.
- Deal! - Whoa, there! I could give you the goldfish - Deal! - Now let me finish.
I could give it to you.
Say, what's the big idea?! But you don't have any of the accessories you need.
We carry reasonably priced filtration systems, aquarium gravel, pirate ships, skeletons, fish food, and vitamins.
Oh, no, thanks.
I have my own tank what's filling up at home.
Bye! Thank you! Ooh! Give away free fish.
This is the worst idea you've ever had! Oh, boy! Oh, dang! Whooooa! Ohh! Ohh! Ay-ee-ohh-ohh! Ohh.
Meow.
Bom, bom, bom-bom! - Aww! - Huh? Ooh! Ohh! Gah! Mnh-mnh! Yikes! Ohhhh! Ahh! Ohhh-oooh! Hey, that's my water! Whee! Ohh! Ta-da! Sumo! I'm just a-waitin' for lunch.
Quiet! Sure.
Ohh-ohh-ohh! Laser vision! Whew! # da-da da-da da-da # da da-da da da-da da da da da, yeah! - Thank you! - Oh, boy! - Thank you! - Mustard? Relish? Ooh! Yes, please.
Now to get my fish on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Mmm.
What do I do? What do I do? Aha! Ohh! Hurray! Ho ho! - Aha! - Whew! Ohh! Whoa! Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh! Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm! My bottom! Ohh! Oh, oh, oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! Hmm! I am ice cream.
Clarence, help me with the groceries.
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! - I can't do it! - Ohh! Clarence, make two trips! Clarence! Come on, Fishby! Speak to me! Ah! Next time, carry me in water, not your mouth! - Got it, bub? - Sorry.
- I did not know that.
- It's okay, pal.
How 'bout a song? Hey, little fishy, hey, little wet thing, hey, little goldfish pal # shimmer your shiny tail you're covered in musical scales I caught a crooner, my kind of tuna we're gonna make big waves I'm truly hooked on you you're golden through and through Clarence, where'd all this water come from? the ocean, and uh, I'm a fish guy! Okay.
I'm just gonna Hmm.
Why don't you read it and find out? Huh? Oh-ho-ho! Huh.
Let's see here.
Hey, watch where you're going, kid! Look out! It's 5 to 1:00! Hey, it's a living! Ohh.
Ohh! Ohh! Wh-o-o-o-o-oa! Oh, boy! Yo-o-o-o-o-m! Oops.
Hmm, hmm-hmm-hmm.
- One free goldfish, my good sir.
- Hold on, there, squirt.
I could give you the goldfish right now, no questions asked.
- Deal! - Whoa, there! I could give you the goldfish - Deal! - Now let me finish.
I could give it to you.
Say, what's the big idea?! But you don't have any of the accessories you need.
We carry reasonably priced filtration systems, aquarium gravel, pirate ships, skeletons, fish food, and vitamins.
Oh, no, thanks.
I have my own tank what's filling up at home.
Bye! Thank you! Ooh! Give away free fish.
This is the worst idea you've ever had! Oh, boy! Oh, dang! Whooooa! Ohh! Ohh! Ay-ee-ohh-ohh! Ohh.
Meow.
Bom, bom, bom-bom! - Aww! - Huh? Ooh! Ohh! Gah! Mnh-mnh! Yikes! Ohhhh! Ahh! Ohhh-oooh! Hey, that's my water! Whee! Ohh! Ta-da! Sumo! I'm just a-waitin' for lunch.
Quiet! Sure.
Ohh-ohh-ohh! Laser vision! Whew! # da-da da-da da-da # da da-da da da-da da da da da, yeah! - Thank you! - Oh, boy! - Thank you! - Mustard? Relish? Ooh! Yes, please.
Now to get my fish on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Mmm.
What do I do? What do I do? Aha! Ohh! Hurray! Ho ho! - Aha! - Whew! Ohh! Whoa! Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh! Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm! My bottom! Ohh! Oh, oh, oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! Hmm! I am ice cream.
Clarence, help me with the groceries.
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! - I can't do it! - Ohh! Clarence, make two trips! Clarence! Come on, Fishby! Speak to me! Ah! Next time, carry me in water, not your mouth! - Got it, bub? - Sorry.
- I did not know that.
- It's okay, pal.
How 'bout a song? Hey, little fishy, hey, little wet thing, hey, little goldfish pal # shimmer your shiny tail you're covered in musical scales I caught a crooner, my kind of tuna we're gonna make big waves I'm truly hooked on you you're golden through and through Clarence, where'd all this water come from? the ocean, and uh, I'm a fish guy! Okay.
I'm just gonna Hmm.