Clarence US (2014) s02e25 Episode Script
Plant Daddies
1 [remote clicks.]
[upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! [Mellow music.]
[Indistinct conversations.]
Okay.
Good work.
[Muttering.]
Hey, gather around, children.
- Okay, all right, guys, today - Just let me know if you need anything.
[Clears throat.]
Thank you.
Thanks.
Uh, today's group project will be for our annual Grow and Show Environment Awareness Month.
Okay, we'll be working in pairs [Clap.]
[Cheering.]
Our class has an odd number of kids, - so we can be a group of three! - Just like Kids 2 Dudes! Except, this time, I'm going to pick your partners.
[All groan.]
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, so here goes Clarence.
- Yeah! - And Sumo.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, what? I'm your new daddy! Coochie-coochie, coo-coo-coo! And then we got, uh, Jeff [Humming happily.]
and Belson.
[Giggling.]
Courtlin and Malessica.
Both: Yay! [Giggling.]
Kimby and, uh, Chelsea.
S'up? Look at you in your little pot.
You're a cutie pie, aren't you? I'm gonna call you Pot-pie.
Sumo, do you think that's a good name for our little one? - Sumo? - What? Hmm.
Do you think she'll get that big one day with birds in her hair? [Harp plays glissando.]
It's just a little shrub weed.
My mom makes me pluck a million of them, like, every day.
Yeah, but Pot-pie is special, 'cause she's ours.
Jeff: I will name you Specimen.
I've already drawn up plans for a growth zone in my bedroom.
Oh, and here's a list of supplies that we'll need.
First off, we'll need better soil.
Belson? What? Oh.
Were you talking to me? Yeah, I don't really care about that.
But we have to get all these supplies to be sure we reach our plant growth potential.
Uh, here, just take my allowance and get us an "A" or whatever.
Wow, quite the generous donation.
I'll be sure to invest in the top-quality gardening supplies.
- We could name him Joey! - I love it! Together: Aw, yay! Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey! - So, what should we name it? - Oh.
Um What about Princess Plant? That's cool.
But what about [Laughs.]
Cinnamon Gum? - Um - Hey, check this out! [Sharpie squeaks.]
I'm Mr.
Leafse! [Muttering.]
You better water me, or that's a detention! [Giggles.]
Clarence: "There are too many turtles in my home.
[Imitating truck engine.]
Too many turtles for a gnome.
Get these turtles out the door.
I can't even see my floor!" Wow, look at all those turtles.
Say, it would be pretty hard to walk around.
Sumo, I think Pot-pie wants her other daddy to read a page.
Huh, what?! No, that's dumb.
- I'm not reading to a dumb plant.
- Sumo! Shh! She can hear you! She's a living person, just like you and me.
Reading will help her grow better.
- Here.
- Plants don't have brains.
- Just do it.
- I said no.
Come on, trust me.
Just just one page.
I said I don't want to.
- Come on! - I said no! [Gasps.]
Sumo, our Pot-pie has a boo-boo now! Oh, man! Oh, I wasn't trying to hurt the dang thing! - Don't touch her anymore! - Ow! Jeff: I'll probably get some sort of record for, like like huge plant, you know? Like Jack and the beanstalk? [Electronic sound effects.]
[Rock music plays.]
Robot voice: Robofrog! Rise of the Ribbetarians.
Those are new.
Hi.
I'm just gonna take a look.
[Bell chimes.]
Plants need play, too.
Here you go, buddy.
Fun equals growth.
Mmm, oh.
Come on.
- Oh, no.
- Ohhh.
Oh, hey, you working on your plant project? Yeah, but our little Pot-pie is not looking so good.
It needs tough love! Leave it in the sun so it learns its lesson.
Nah, bud.
You got to nurture it.
Whoa.
Snapped stem, huh? What are you doing? Oh, well, Chad used to work on a farm where they grew plants.
- You did? - Oh, yeah, for years.
Oh, it was a great time.
Okay, this and, yeah.
There you go, bud.
- All fixed.
- You're okay, shrubby-dubby.
Aw.
Pot-pie.
Wow.
Thanks, Chad.
You know, part of raising a baby plant or a baby anything is asking for help when you need it.
No one can do it alone.
So true.
Yeah, I got lots of gardening supplies in the garage if you want to borrow them.
[Giggles.]
Chad.
Such a green thumb, over here.
[slap.]
Oh.
Mare.
So is this your room? - It's really pink.
- Uh, yeah.
It is.
Oh, man! This Werewolf poster is sick! Does this guy, like, hunt humans in the night and tear them apart and stuff? Uh, no.
He's a boyfriend.
Oh, that's cool, too.
Whoa! Kimby, did you paint this? - Yeah.
- How? Um, I just [Grunting.]
That's it.
- Kimby, that's rad.
- Uh, oh.
Thanks, Chelsea.
- Oh, you're - Oh.
[Giggles.]
- Can you paint a werewolf next? - Sure, I can try! Make him, like, foaming at the mouth.
Oh, yeah, I really think being around her peers is stimulating Josephine's growth.
Hey, honey.
No, slower! Slower! Oh, please, try the brie.
- Oh, thank you.
- Ew! You know, you two are so good with yours.
How do we get Pot-pie as big as Frankenstein? That is amazing.
Ah, Pot-pie's just our little late bloomer.
Oh.
[Jeff chuckles.]
Oh, jeez.
Specimen, you're not looking so good.
Things are going great, but, uh, to continue this level, of, uh growth, higher and ever higher, we need more capital.
What oh, for the plant thing? - Yeah, sure, as long as we get an "A.
" - Let's try this again.
I have a problem.
[Soft music plays.]
[Bell clanging.]
Hush, little seedling Hush, little thing - # Tenderly, we care for you # - Shh.
Tenderly, we sing Hush, little seedling Hush, little song Gently, we will care for you Gently, you will grow [Sighs.]
Just tell the truth.
Okay, I'm here.
What the heck was so important? It's about Specimen.
I'm afraid she's taken ill.
Who? I'm sorry to say it was no accident.
I, um I spent the money you gave me on those! I'm so sorry, Belson! I just I I couldn't help myself and - Are these from Robofrog? - What? Yeah, I've been playing the new game.
Who's this guy? I don't think I've unlocked him yet.
O-Oh.
Um, that's Martanus.
He's an inter-dimensional cyborg gladiator.
Cool.
You know, actually, why don't you keep that one, Belson? - Well, duh I'm keeping all of them.
- That's fair.
Hmm.
I'd say we did a pretty good job here - with our little Pot-pie.
- We sure did.
Uh, Clarence, try rocking her a little softer, okay? [Scoffs.]
I think I know how to rock Pot-pie, Sumo.
You're doing it all herky-jerky.
She likes it smooth, like this.
No, that's too much! She's gonna get seasick.
- Clarence, let go! - Not until you rock her right, Sumo.
- Come on, move! - Fine.
[Both gasp.]
[Screaming.]
Next is Jeff and Belson.
[Chuckles nervously.]
Oh, looks pretty g Wait.
Hmm.
Guys, the assignment was to take care of the plant I gave you, not to buy another one.
- Uh, oh.
What was I thinking? - [Scoffs.]
Jeff, who cares? - Belson! - Just Just give us a "C.
" - Belson, that's not what I meant.
- Fine, give us a "D," I don't care.
Don't even put those ideas in her mind, you sick pup.
Boys, calm down.
Okay, we'll talk about it after class.
Okay, now Chelsea and Kimby.
Uh, okay.
You guys didn't raise a successful plant, but you seem to have gotten along great and made a whatever this is.
So that's pretty good.
And, finally, Sumo and Clarence.
Hmm.
Despite your plant's unique look, you you guys actually did a pretty good job.
Well, everybody, I hope you learned a little something about teamwork and raising something, you know, from a small seed.
You guys ready to plant these things? [Humming.]
Ha.
Awesome.
What do you think, Kimby? - Wow.
You're guys' plant is so cool.
- Yeah.
No! You're smothering it.
He can't breathe! - Okay, bud, ready to do this? - [Sniffles.]
Yeah.
I'm ready.
No, wait! Oh, Pot-pie, we're gonna miss you so much.
Don't forget about us.
Be safe and make lots of friends.
[Smooches.]
Oh, they said this day was gonna come, but I never thought it would be like this.
[Sobs.]
Ah, come on, man, you're gonna make me start crying.
And here's your book [Stammering.]
in case you get bored.
It's your favorite with the gnome and the turtles.
Oh, guys! Your garden looks so good! Kind of makes you think about settling down, hmm? No, it doesn't no, not at all.
[Blows nose loudly.]
Oh, okay, Clarence, that's enough.
[upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! [Mellow music.]
[Indistinct conversations.]
Okay.
Good work.
[Muttering.]
Hey, gather around, children.
- Okay, all right, guys, today - Just let me know if you need anything.
[Clears throat.]
Thank you.
Thanks.
Uh, today's group project will be for our annual Grow and Show Environment Awareness Month.
Okay, we'll be working in pairs [Clap.]
[Cheering.]
Our class has an odd number of kids, - so we can be a group of three! - Just like Kids 2 Dudes! Except, this time, I'm going to pick your partners.
[All groan.]
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, so here goes Clarence.
- Yeah! - And Sumo.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, what? I'm your new daddy! Coochie-coochie, coo-coo-coo! And then we got, uh, Jeff [Humming happily.]
and Belson.
[Giggling.]
Courtlin and Malessica.
Both: Yay! [Giggling.]
Kimby and, uh, Chelsea.
S'up? Look at you in your little pot.
You're a cutie pie, aren't you? I'm gonna call you Pot-pie.
Sumo, do you think that's a good name for our little one? - Sumo? - What? Hmm.
Do you think she'll get that big one day with birds in her hair? [Harp plays glissando.]
It's just a little shrub weed.
My mom makes me pluck a million of them, like, every day.
Yeah, but Pot-pie is special, 'cause she's ours.
Jeff: I will name you Specimen.
I've already drawn up plans for a growth zone in my bedroom.
Oh, and here's a list of supplies that we'll need.
First off, we'll need better soil.
Belson? What? Oh.
Were you talking to me? Yeah, I don't really care about that.
But we have to get all these supplies to be sure we reach our plant growth potential.
Uh, here, just take my allowance and get us an "A" or whatever.
Wow, quite the generous donation.
I'll be sure to invest in the top-quality gardening supplies.
- We could name him Joey! - I love it! Together: Aw, yay! Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey! - So, what should we name it? - Oh.
Um What about Princess Plant? That's cool.
But what about [Laughs.]
Cinnamon Gum? - Um - Hey, check this out! [Sharpie squeaks.]
I'm Mr.
Leafse! [Muttering.]
You better water me, or that's a detention! [Giggles.]
Clarence: "There are too many turtles in my home.
[Imitating truck engine.]
Too many turtles for a gnome.
Get these turtles out the door.
I can't even see my floor!" Wow, look at all those turtles.
Say, it would be pretty hard to walk around.
Sumo, I think Pot-pie wants her other daddy to read a page.
Huh, what?! No, that's dumb.
- I'm not reading to a dumb plant.
- Sumo! Shh! She can hear you! She's a living person, just like you and me.
Reading will help her grow better.
- Here.
- Plants don't have brains.
- Just do it.
- I said no.
Come on, trust me.
Just just one page.
I said I don't want to.
- Come on! - I said no! [Gasps.]
Sumo, our Pot-pie has a boo-boo now! Oh, man! Oh, I wasn't trying to hurt the dang thing! - Don't touch her anymore! - Ow! Jeff: I'll probably get some sort of record for, like like huge plant, you know? Like Jack and the beanstalk? [Electronic sound effects.]
[Rock music plays.]
Robot voice: Robofrog! Rise of the Ribbetarians.
Those are new.
Hi.
I'm just gonna take a look.
[Bell chimes.]
Plants need play, too.
Here you go, buddy.
Fun equals growth.
Mmm, oh.
Come on.
- Oh, no.
- Ohhh.
Oh, hey, you working on your plant project? Yeah, but our little Pot-pie is not looking so good.
It needs tough love! Leave it in the sun so it learns its lesson.
Nah, bud.
You got to nurture it.
Whoa.
Snapped stem, huh? What are you doing? Oh, well, Chad used to work on a farm where they grew plants.
- You did? - Oh, yeah, for years.
Oh, it was a great time.
Okay, this and, yeah.
There you go, bud.
- All fixed.
- You're okay, shrubby-dubby.
Aw.
Pot-pie.
Wow.
Thanks, Chad.
You know, part of raising a baby plant or a baby anything is asking for help when you need it.
No one can do it alone.
So true.
Yeah, I got lots of gardening supplies in the garage if you want to borrow them.
[Giggles.]
Chad.
Such a green thumb, over here.
[slap.]
Oh.
Mare.
So is this your room? - It's really pink.
- Uh, yeah.
It is.
Oh, man! This Werewolf poster is sick! Does this guy, like, hunt humans in the night and tear them apart and stuff? Uh, no.
He's a boyfriend.
Oh, that's cool, too.
Whoa! Kimby, did you paint this? - Yeah.
- How? Um, I just [Grunting.]
That's it.
- Kimby, that's rad.
- Uh, oh.
Thanks, Chelsea.
- Oh, you're - Oh.
[Giggles.]
- Can you paint a werewolf next? - Sure, I can try! Make him, like, foaming at the mouth.
Oh, yeah, I really think being around her peers is stimulating Josephine's growth.
Hey, honey.
No, slower! Slower! Oh, please, try the brie.
- Oh, thank you.
- Ew! You know, you two are so good with yours.
How do we get Pot-pie as big as Frankenstein? That is amazing.
Ah, Pot-pie's just our little late bloomer.
Oh.
[Jeff chuckles.]
Oh, jeez.
Specimen, you're not looking so good.
Things are going great, but, uh, to continue this level, of, uh growth, higher and ever higher, we need more capital.
What oh, for the plant thing? - Yeah, sure, as long as we get an "A.
" - Let's try this again.
I have a problem.
[Soft music plays.]
[Bell clanging.]
Hush, little seedling Hush, little thing - # Tenderly, we care for you # - Shh.
Tenderly, we sing Hush, little seedling Hush, little song Gently, we will care for you Gently, you will grow [Sighs.]
Just tell the truth.
Okay, I'm here.
What the heck was so important? It's about Specimen.
I'm afraid she's taken ill.
Who? I'm sorry to say it was no accident.
I, um I spent the money you gave me on those! I'm so sorry, Belson! I just I I couldn't help myself and - Are these from Robofrog? - What? Yeah, I've been playing the new game.
Who's this guy? I don't think I've unlocked him yet.
O-Oh.
Um, that's Martanus.
He's an inter-dimensional cyborg gladiator.
Cool.
You know, actually, why don't you keep that one, Belson? - Well, duh I'm keeping all of them.
- That's fair.
Hmm.
I'd say we did a pretty good job here - with our little Pot-pie.
- We sure did.
Uh, Clarence, try rocking her a little softer, okay? [Scoffs.]
I think I know how to rock Pot-pie, Sumo.
You're doing it all herky-jerky.
She likes it smooth, like this.
No, that's too much! She's gonna get seasick.
- Clarence, let go! - Not until you rock her right, Sumo.
- Come on, move! - Fine.
[Both gasp.]
[Screaming.]
Next is Jeff and Belson.
[Chuckles nervously.]
Oh, looks pretty g Wait.
Hmm.
Guys, the assignment was to take care of the plant I gave you, not to buy another one.
- Uh, oh.
What was I thinking? - [Scoffs.]
Jeff, who cares? - Belson! - Just Just give us a "C.
" - Belson, that's not what I meant.
- Fine, give us a "D," I don't care.
Don't even put those ideas in her mind, you sick pup.
Boys, calm down.
Okay, we'll talk about it after class.
Okay, now Chelsea and Kimby.
Uh, okay.
You guys didn't raise a successful plant, but you seem to have gotten along great and made a whatever this is.
So that's pretty good.
And, finally, Sumo and Clarence.
Hmm.
Despite your plant's unique look, you you guys actually did a pretty good job.
Well, everybody, I hope you learned a little something about teamwork and raising something, you know, from a small seed.
You guys ready to plant these things? [Humming.]
Ha.
Awesome.
What do you think, Kimby? - Wow.
You're guys' plant is so cool.
- Yeah.
No! You're smothering it.
He can't breathe! - Okay, bud, ready to do this? - [Sniffles.]
Yeah.
I'm ready.
No, wait! Oh, Pot-pie, we're gonna miss you so much.
Don't forget about us.
Be safe and make lots of friends.
[Smooches.]
Oh, they said this day was gonna come, but I never thought it would be like this.
[Sobs.]
Ah, come on, man, you're gonna make me start crying.
And here's your book [Stammering.]
in case you get bored.
It's your favorite with the gnome and the turtles.
Oh, guys! Your garden looks so good! Kind of makes you think about settling down, hmm? No, it doesn't no, not at all.
[Blows nose loudly.]
Oh, okay, Clarence, that's enough.