Clarence US (2014) s03e09 Episode Script
Bye Bye Baker (Stormy Sleepover, Part 5)
1 Clarence: Previously on "Clarence" Belson, he put a bunch of [snickers.]
bags of manure in Mr.
Reese's room.
And then [Laughs.]
And then, Miss Shoop H-He put manure in there! Oh, and then I told Jeff that I would get his favorite drink.
Belson put the cow poop in there! [Laughs.]
[Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! [Thunder rumbles.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
Yeah, yeah, yeah I just can't wait Gonna have a sleepover Excuse me, sir! You have to pay for that! Mm-hmm.
Nite Bites policy dictates one cup per costumer! - Oh, hey, Meg! - Well, fancy seeing you here! Oh, gosh, it's my second day on the job! I really think I've found a home here.
I mean I hope so, at least.
They even gave me the official Nite Bites handbook Mm-hmm, it's like a whole way to live.
- Oh, th-that's great, Meg.
- So you have a lot of sunblock.
Are you going on a trip? Well, I'm moving to California.
[Chuckles.]
Oh, really?! Oh, that's really great, uh, for you.
I just feel so unneeded here, you know? Am I Am I even making a difference? You ever ask yourself that? Yeah, I just I think it's time for me to just move on.
Well, I guess not all of us have that option.
Well, this is not scanning.
[Door bell chimes.]
Hey, Miss Baker! Hey, Clarence! - Hi, Jeff's mom! - Oh, hey, Clarence.
[Gasps.]
You guys want to come to my sleepover? Mmm, boop! [Meows.]
Kitties can sleep over, too! - No, you know what, I can't.
- But why? I I already have plans.
- So, you know, that's it.
- But, how come? Look, Clarence, it's really great to see you, but I I don't want to get into the whole thing here, so - Why? - I gotta hit the road! [Gasps.]
Are you homeless!? Come sleepover at my house! Ha, okay.
Let me try it upside down.
Now we'll see if that works.
Okay, just forget it.
I don't need it.
Okay.
You're still coming to my sleepover, though, right? I've got it.
Let me check the manual.
Can you slide your Nite Bites card again for me? - Meg, I don't have one.
- Let me get you an application form! - Yeah, yeah, that's fine, just - But, but Hey! You have to pay for those, yeah! [Coughing.]
I was gonna! Hey, can I put 20 on pump two? I've been waiting 10 minutes! Right after I get this.
- I just need gas here! - Miss Baker, come for the sleepover! It's gonna be the best sleepover ever! [Growls.]
- Put the money on - Ow! - Come on.
[Music.]
- The light's off.
- Ugh, great.
[Clicking.]
The door won't open.
Okay, the power's out, okay.
Um, I'm sure the manual has an answer.
Okay, okay.
Step one check backup generator located in the backroom.
- Ooh! - This is insane.
Let's just give her a chance.
I'm sure the power will be back on any second.
[Music.]
[Car engine revving.]
[Crash.]
- What?! What was that?! - Huh?! - Baker: We're saved! - Clarence: It's Sumo's dad! [All muffled.]
Let us out! Sumo? Hi, Sumo! Hope you're okay.
- Hello! Can you see us? - Come on! Hi, Sumo, hi! Together: Oh! Bye, Sumo! Bye, have fun! So I checked the backup generator, and [All gasp.]
and turns out, there isn't one.
[Groaning.]
Yay! Hooray! I mean, oh oh, no.
And, F.
Y.
I.
, it is okay to snack while we're in here, - in moderation.
- Sick of moderation.
[Pen clicks.]
And I will be keeping tally and charging you when the power comes back on.
That is enough! I'm getting out of here! Out of my way, cupcake! Ma'am, ma'am, that mop is Nite Bites property! - One, two, three! [Screams.]
- Stop! - I got to get out of this nacho cheese place! - No, no, no, no! Not today.
I'm in charge here, people! Now if we could just [grunts.]
stay indoors till further notice.
- She's gone completely bonkers.
- Ha.
I think she's funny.
[Music.]
No, we're gonna be stuck in here forever! Hmm But we don't have to be bad stuck.
We can be Fun stuck! We have here a soda sofa! A tepee made of T.
P.
! - Some happy birthday banners! - When did you make all this? While you guys were just sitting around! Eh, okay, Clarence.
Whatever makes you happy.
[Music.]
Well, hello! - Spin 'em! Spin 'em! Spin 'em! - Whoo! Spin 'em more! [Chuckles.]
E.
J.
: And then they called me up, and hung me out to dry.
It ruined my credit! [Shrieks.]
- You were scared! - Nuh-uh.
- Yes-huh, you screamed! - No, I didn't.
Five, six, seven, eight Looks like you get a mega-mansion.
How come I got a shack?! Pillow fight! [Grunting.]
Whoo! [Laughter.]
Oh, wow! Okay, well, that was not on sale.
[Grunting softly.]
Joan Rivers on the red carpet! - You're right.
- Yes! - [Laughs.]
Very nice job.
- Okay, this one's my favorite movie or it's one of them, anyways.
Okay.
[Grunting.]
Jeff: J-Proper to Clarence-saurus.
Clarence, is that a walkie-talkie?! - Jeff: J-Proper to Clarence-saurus.
- Oh, it's my Jeffie-talkie! Jeff, is that you, bud? [Gasps.]
Prank calls! Great idea! Perfect for a sleepover.
Jeff, come in, Jeff.
Is your refrigerator running? We could use this to get out! We can use it to check on our families! Jonathan, it's me! I'm trapped at Nite Bites.
I'm here with a bunch of normos! Get the chopper! Hey, stop that! What is wrong with you?! I didn't do anything wrong.
Yeah, hello? Is any is anyone out there? Attention, Aberdale residents! - This is Melanie Baker, I - Melanie, hey! What are what are you doing? Me and several other citizen's are trapped inside 6400 North Adobe Way.
Okay, we can't be using that kind of unauthorized equipment.
Is anyone out hear this? No! No, no, the handbook doesn't mention anything like that.
Yes, but the handbook isn't - I'm sorry, but it's against company policy! - No, don't.
- I can't lose my job over this, Melanie! - This is crazy! We have to Why don't you just go move to California already! - What?! - That's right she's skipping town! [Chuckles.]
Yeah.
Moving to California! She doesn't care about any of us never has, never will.
You're leaving? No! [Sobbing.]
- You can't leave.
- Hey, Clarence? Go away, I'm in here.
Someone's using the bathroom.
Oh, Clarence, I didn't mean for you to find out like this.
I thought it would be the easiest way, but - You're not leaving.
- Clarence, you don't need me.
You deserve a better teacher, you know.
- I-I-I'm just sort of burnt out.
- No, it's okay, Miss Baker.
I'll see you in class on Monday! Is that crazy lady in there?! We can't find that What?! [Creepy music.]
[Loud click.]
Hey! Did you guys finish your sleepover? - How did you get outside? - Well, the mayor ate all our supply of the Cheech's Popcorn Chips, so I had to take the sign down 'cause you just can't expect us to advertise a product we don't even have in stock! [yelling.]
Then why are we still in here?! I can't let you leave until I review the security footage myself and make sure no products were stolen.
- What're you talking about?! - To heck with your manual! [Rock music plays.]
Come for me.
[Growls.]
We leave when I say we do.
I am the captain now.
[Thunder crashes.]
Warm cheese.
[Children laughing.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
It's so cool in California - Hey, Mel! - Looking good, Mel! Oh, thanks! - Nice hair, Mel! - Hang 10! Hey, cutie! - Hi there.
- Can I use your oil goop? - My what? - Your oil goop.
Can me and Clarence borrow it? - Ugh! - We want to make a slide.
Wait.
You're the mayor.
Why aren't you helping us? Eh.
Eminent domain! Yoink! All right, spread them! [Giggling.]
Julip: Plus 31 bags of Cheech's Fried Onion Jalapeño Popcorn Chips, plus 15 cans of Juicy G's no, wait, 16.
Okay, now gotta start all over again.
Okay, five packs of gum plus Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay, gotta grab the "wet floor" sign.
Hey, E.
J.
, you ready to get out of here? - Heck yeah.
- So all we gotta do is trick her into opening the door again, and then we just rush out together.
She can't stop us all! Right.
And that's when I make my move.
No, Clarence, you don't need to do anything just run out with us when she opens the door, okay? Got it.
Plus, I'll have a little trick up my sleeve.
No tricks, Clarence.
It's a simple plan - just run when we do.
- Okay.
- [Whispers.]
I have a secret plan.
- Uh, Clarence! But, Mel, how do we get her to open the door? [Chimes.]
You guys thirsty? [Chugging.]
[Music.]
[Gulping.]
[Coughing.]
Ugh! It's not even cold anymore.
[Groaning.]
Ugh! It's so sweet.
Jeff really drinks this? [Slurping.]
Yeah, it's his favorite.
I saved him some.
Mmm! Seems like the Slimy Raisin Freezy is a huge hit! Oh, oops.
Gotta take down the sign.
This is our chance! [Music.]
- Oh, my! - Secret plan go! Clarence, no! Clarence, just [Flushing.]
[Chuckles.]
Now we can just keep having our sleepover forever and ever.
And you don't even have to move to California! - You can just stay here! - Out of the way! [Grunts.]
[Groans.]
Too many chips.
- Let me through! - Wait! I almost got it! It's going to be the best sleepover ever! [All gasping.]
[Screaming.]
[Loud crash.]
[Coughing.]
Julip: What is this?! I have to clean all of this up! [Grunting.]
Somebody call for backup? [Dramatic music plays.]
- Belson! - Melanie? I knew we'd find you! I'm so happy! [Sobbing.]
What the heck is on your face, Jim? Oh, no.
Okay, save the product.
We have to save the product! The storm's getting worse! We gotta get to the school! - I should go down with the ship.
- Meg, that is enough! Come on! - But I I swore an oath! - It's gonna be okay, Meg.
A Nite Biter shall never abandon their post - under any circumstances! - Just get in! Huh? Oh, no! [Music.]
- Oh, wait, you're driving? - Don't worry about it.
[Dramatic music plays.]
bags of manure in Mr.
Reese's room.
And then [Laughs.]
And then, Miss Shoop H-He put manure in there! Oh, and then I told Jeff that I would get his favorite drink.
Belson put the cow poop in there! [Laughs.]
[Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! [Thunder rumbles.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
Yeah, yeah, yeah I just can't wait Gonna have a sleepover Excuse me, sir! You have to pay for that! Mm-hmm.
Nite Bites policy dictates one cup per costumer! - Oh, hey, Meg! - Well, fancy seeing you here! Oh, gosh, it's my second day on the job! I really think I've found a home here.
I mean I hope so, at least.
They even gave me the official Nite Bites handbook Mm-hmm, it's like a whole way to live.
- Oh, th-that's great, Meg.
- So you have a lot of sunblock.
Are you going on a trip? Well, I'm moving to California.
[Chuckles.]
Oh, really?! Oh, that's really great, uh, for you.
I just feel so unneeded here, you know? Am I Am I even making a difference? You ever ask yourself that? Yeah, I just I think it's time for me to just move on.
Well, I guess not all of us have that option.
Well, this is not scanning.
[Door bell chimes.]
Hey, Miss Baker! Hey, Clarence! - Hi, Jeff's mom! - Oh, hey, Clarence.
[Gasps.]
You guys want to come to my sleepover? Mmm, boop! [Meows.]
Kitties can sleep over, too! - No, you know what, I can't.
- But why? I I already have plans.
- So, you know, that's it.
- But, how come? Look, Clarence, it's really great to see you, but I I don't want to get into the whole thing here, so - Why? - I gotta hit the road! [Gasps.]
Are you homeless!? Come sleepover at my house! Ha, okay.
Let me try it upside down.
Now we'll see if that works.
Okay, just forget it.
I don't need it.
Okay.
You're still coming to my sleepover, though, right? I've got it.
Let me check the manual.
Can you slide your Nite Bites card again for me? - Meg, I don't have one.
- Let me get you an application form! - Yeah, yeah, that's fine, just - But, but Hey! You have to pay for those, yeah! [Coughing.]
I was gonna! Hey, can I put 20 on pump two? I've been waiting 10 minutes! Right after I get this.
- I just need gas here! - Miss Baker, come for the sleepover! It's gonna be the best sleepover ever! [Growls.]
- Put the money on - Ow! - Come on.
[Music.]
- The light's off.
- Ugh, great.
[Clicking.]
The door won't open.
Okay, the power's out, okay.
Um, I'm sure the manual has an answer.
Okay, okay.
Step one check backup generator located in the backroom.
- Ooh! - This is insane.
Let's just give her a chance.
I'm sure the power will be back on any second.
[Music.]
[Car engine revving.]
[Crash.]
- What?! What was that?! - Huh?! - Baker: We're saved! - Clarence: It's Sumo's dad! [All muffled.]
Let us out! Sumo? Hi, Sumo! Hope you're okay.
- Hello! Can you see us? - Come on! Hi, Sumo, hi! Together: Oh! Bye, Sumo! Bye, have fun! So I checked the backup generator, and [All gasp.]
and turns out, there isn't one.
[Groaning.]
Yay! Hooray! I mean, oh oh, no.
And, F.
Y.
I.
, it is okay to snack while we're in here, - in moderation.
- Sick of moderation.
[Pen clicks.]
And I will be keeping tally and charging you when the power comes back on.
That is enough! I'm getting out of here! Out of my way, cupcake! Ma'am, ma'am, that mop is Nite Bites property! - One, two, three! [Screams.]
- Stop! - I got to get out of this nacho cheese place! - No, no, no, no! Not today.
I'm in charge here, people! Now if we could just [grunts.]
stay indoors till further notice.
- She's gone completely bonkers.
- Ha.
I think she's funny.
[Music.]
No, we're gonna be stuck in here forever! Hmm But we don't have to be bad stuck.
We can be Fun stuck! We have here a soda sofa! A tepee made of T.
P.
! - Some happy birthday banners! - When did you make all this? While you guys were just sitting around! Eh, okay, Clarence.
Whatever makes you happy.
[Music.]
Well, hello! - Spin 'em! Spin 'em! Spin 'em! - Whoo! Spin 'em more! [Chuckles.]
E.
J.
: And then they called me up, and hung me out to dry.
It ruined my credit! [Shrieks.]
- You were scared! - Nuh-uh.
- Yes-huh, you screamed! - No, I didn't.
Five, six, seven, eight Looks like you get a mega-mansion.
How come I got a shack?! Pillow fight! [Grunting.]
Whoo! [Laughter.]
Oh, wow! Okay, well, that was not on sale.
[Grunting softly.]
Joan Rivers on the red carpet! - You're right.
- Yes! - [Laughs.]
Very nice job.
- Okay, this one's my favorite movie or it's one of them, anyways.
Okay.
[Grunting.]
Jeff: J-Proper to Clarence-saurus.
Clarence, is that a walkie-talkie?! - Jeff: J-Proper to Clarence-saurus.
- Oh, it's my Jeffie-talkie! Jeff, is that you, bud? [Gasps.]
Prank calls! Great idea! Perfect for a sleepover.
Jeff, come in, Jeff.
Is your refrigerator running? We could use this to get out! We can use it to check on our families! Jonathan, it's me! I'm trapped at Nite Bites.
I'm here with a bunch of normos! Get the chopper! Hey, stop that! What is wrong with you?! I didn't do anything wrong.
Yeah, hello? Is any is anyone out there? Attention, Aberdale residents! - This is Melanie Baker, I - Melanie, hey! What are what are you doing? Me and several other citizen's are trapped inside 6400 North Adobe Way.
Okay, we can't be using that kind of unauthorized equipment.
Is anyone out hear this? No! No, no, the handbook doesn't mention anything like that.
Yes, but the handbook isn't - I'm sorry, but it's against company policy! - No, don't.
- I can't lose my job over this, Melanie! - This is crazy! We have to Why don't you just go move to California already! - What?! - That's right she's skipping town! [Chuckles.]
Yeah.
Moving to California! She doesn't care about any of us never has, never will.
You're leaving? No! [Sobbing.]
- You can't leave.
- Hey, Clarence? Go away, I'm in here.
Someone's using the bathroom.
Oh, Clarence, I didn't mean for you to find out like this.
I thought it would be the easiest way, but - You're not leaving.
- Clarence, you don't need me.
You deserve a better teacher, you know.
- I-I-I'm just sort of burnt out.
- No, it's okay, Miss Baker.
I'll see you in class on Monday! Is that crazy lady in there?! We can't find that What?! [Creepy music.]
[Loud click.]
Hey! Did you guys finish your sleepover? - How did you get outside? - Well, the mayor ate all our supply of the Cheech's Popcorn Chips, so I had to take the sign down 'cause you just can't expect us to advertise a product we don't even have in stock! [yelling.]
Then why are we still in here?! I can't let you leave until I review the security footage myself and make sure no products were stolen.
- What're you talking about?! - To heck with your manual! [Rock music plays.]
Come for me.
[Growls.]
We leave when I say we do.
I am the captain now.
[Thunder crashes.]
Warm cheese.
[Children laughing.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
It's so cool in California - Hey, Mel! - Looking good, Mel! Oh, thanks! - Nice hair, Mel! - Hang 10! Hey, cutie! - Hi there.
- Can I use your oil goop? - My what? - Your oil goop.
Can me and Clarence borrow it? - Ugh! - We want to make a slide.
Wait.
You're the mayor.
Why aren't you helping us? Eh.
Eminent domain! Yoink! All right, spread them! [Giggling.]
Julip: Plus 31 bags of Cheech's Fried Onion Jalapeño Popcorn Chips, plus 15 cans of Juicy G's no, wait, 16.
Okay, now gotta start all over again.
Okay, five packs of gum plus Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay, gotta grab the "wet floor" sign.
Hey, E.
J.
, you ready to get out of here? - Heck yeah.
- So all we gotta do is trick her into opening the door again, and then we just rush out together.
She can't stop us all! Right.
And that's when I make my move.
No, Clarence, you don't need to do anything just run out with us when she opens the door, okay? Got it.
Plus, I'll have a little trick up my sleeve.
No tricks, Clarence.
It's a simple plan - just run when we do.
- Okay.
- [Whispers.]
I have a secret plan.
- Uh, Clarence! But, Mel, how do we get her to open the door? [Chimes.]
You guys thirsty? [Chugging.]
[Music.]
[Gulping.]
[Coughing.]
Ugh! It's not even cold anymore.
[Groaning.]
Ugh! It's so sweet.
Jeff really drinks this? [Slurping.]
Yeah, it's his favorite.
I saved him some.
Mmm! Seems like the Slimy Raisin Freezy is a huge hit! Oh, oops.
Gotta take down the sign.
This is our chance! [Music.]
- Oh, my! - Secret plan go! Clarence, no! Clarence, just [Flushing.]
[Chuckles.]
Now we can just keep having our sleepover forever and ever.
And you don't even have to move to California! - You can just stay here! - Out of the way! [Grunts.]
[Groans.]
Too many chips.
- Let me through! - Wait! I almost got it! It's going to be the best sleepover ever! [All gasping.]
[Screaming.]
[Loud crash.]
[Coughing.]
Julip: What is this?! I have to clean all of this up! [Grunting.]
Somebody call for backup? [Dramatic music plays.]
- Belson! - Melanie? I knew we'd find you! I'm so happy! [Sobbing.]
What the heck is on your face, Jim? Oh, no.
Okay, save the product.
We have to save the product! The storm's getting worse! We gotta get to the school! - I should go down with the ship.
- Meg, that is enough! Come on! - But I I swore an oath! - It's gonna be okay, Meg.
A Nite Biter shall never abandon their post - under any circumstances! - Just get in! Huh? Oh, no! [Music.]
- Oh, wait, you're driving? - Don't worry about it.
[Dramatic music plays.]