Dragons: Riders of Berk s02e18 Episode Script

Bing! Bang! Boom!

- LET'S GO, BUD.
[Toothless roars] [heroic music] - YEAH.
- WOW.
- COOL.
- WOW.
- WOW, NICE.
- HE'S PRETTY GOOD.
- THERE WE GO.
[grunts] THERE, THAT SHOULD DO IT.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, BUD? [Toothless grumbles] AH, RESERVING YOUR OPINION TILL YOU SEE IT WORK.
I'M GOOD WITH THAT.
- HICCUP, ARE YOU UP THERE? THORNADO AND I WERE BUSY SURVEYING THE VILLAGE AND-- WHAT IN THE NAME OF THOR IS THAT CONTRAPTION? - I CALL IT THE THUNDER-EAR.
IT CAN TRACK DRAGON SOUNDS FROM MILES AWAY.
AND THAT HOPEFULLY INCLUDES OUR FRIEND, THE SCREAMING DEATH.
AND YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO SEE ME DEMONSTRATE.
- ALL RIGHT, DEMONSTRATE AWAY.
- OKAY, NOW PUT YOUR EAR UP TO THIS.
TOOTHLESS, PLASMA BLAST.
- OH, THERE'S THE SIGNAL, GIRL.
DO YOU REMEMBER THE SONG? WHAT AM I SAYING? OF COURSE YOU DO.
WELL, I'VE GOT MY AX, AND I'VE GOT MY MACE AND I LOVE MY WIFE WITH THE UGLY FACE I'M A VIKING THROUGH AND THROUGH - ALL RIGHT, FISHLEGS.
YOU AND MEATLUG COME OUT FROM WHEREVER YOU'RE HIDING.
VERY FUNNY, SON.
JOKE'S ON THE CHIEF.
- DAD, IT'S NOT A JOKE.
LOOK.
- WELL, I'VE GOT MY CLUB, AND I'VE GOT MY BLUDGEON AND 16 BERSERKERS LOCKED IN MY DUNGEON I'M A VIKING THROUGH AND THROUGH OOH OOH AY YEAH - UGH.
I THINK WE COULD USE THIS TO HEAR ENEMY SHIPS APPROACHING AS WELL.
THAT THUNDER-EAR GETS THE CHIEF'S SEAL OF-- HANG ON.
- THE DRAGONS WE'VE SLAIN! - IS THAT-- - STOICK? HA! HE'D BE LOST WITHOUT ME.
I'M HIS RIGHT-HOOK MAN, YOU MIGHT SAY.
OF COURSE HE'D NEVER ADMIT IT.
AND IF YOU REPEAT THIS, I'LL DENY I WAS EVER HERE.
- [grumbles] RIGHT-HOOK MAN, EH? [screeching] UGH, OH, YOU CAN SIGNAL FISHLEGS AND MEATLUG TO STOP.
I DON'T KNOW WHO'S A WORSE SINGER, BOY OR THE DRAGON.
- UH, THAT'S NOT FISHLEGS.
[screeching] YEAH, NO, DEFINITELY NOT FISHLEGS.
- WELL, IF IT'S NOT FISHLEGS, THEN WHO OR WHAT IS IT? - ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.
- MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.
[whistles] AH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? I NEVER GET TIRED OF SEEING THAT MAGNIFICENT BEAST MAKE HIS ENTRANCE.
- I THOUGHT IT WAS COMING FROM OUT HERE.
[screeching] - WHOA, THORNADO! I'LL DO THE STEERING, IF YOU DON'T MIND.
- NO, DAD, LET HIM GO.
I THINK HE HEARS SOMETHING.
[screeching] - WHOA, ARE THOSE BABY THUNDERDRUMS? - ODIN'S GHOST! NO WONDER THORNADO KNEW WHERE TO TAKE US.
- BUT WHAT ARE THEY DOING ALL THE WAY OUT HERE BY THEMSELVES? [dragons screeching] - WATCH YOURSELF, LADDY.
I'M A CHIEF, YOU KNOW.
- DAD, THEY'RE JUST KIDS.
THEY'RE PLAYING.
- WELL, SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL THEM THAT PLAYTIME IS OVER.
[Thornado roars] - WELL, LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE JUST DID.
- [laughs] I TAUGHT HIM THAT.
- I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED THAT ROAR.
YOU DO HAVE TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE KIND OF, WELL-- - CUTE? CUDDLY? - I WAS GONNA SAY COOL.
HEY, SO, UH, DAD-- - EH-EH-EH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, AND YOU MIGHT AS WELL FORGET IT.
[Thunderdrums screech] UGH, THERE'S ENOUGH RACKET ON BERK WITH THOSE TWINS.
- NO, NO, I GUESS-- I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
I JUST HOPE THEY'LL BE OKAY.
- OF COURSE THEY'LL BE OKAY.
THEY'RE THUNDERDRUMS, AFTER ALL.
TOUGHEST DRAGON IN THE ARCHIPELAGO.
[Toothless grunts] THAT'S RIGHT.
I SAID IT.
- AH, WE'VE CREATED A MONSTER.
[Thunderdrums screech] - OUT FOR A LITTLE FATHER-SON FLIGHT, WERE WE? - ACTUALLY, WE WERE JUST TESTING THE THUNDER-EAR.
- THUNDER-EAR, IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE CALLING IT? CATCHY.
- OH, I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT, GOBBER, BECAUSE YOU AND THE THUNDER-EAR ARE ON NIGHT WATCH TOGETHER.
ALL NIGHT, AS A MATTER OF FACT.
- YOU KNOW I'D LOVE TO, STOICK, REALLY, I WOULD, BUT I'M PERFORMING MY ONE-VIKING SPECTACULAR AT THE GREAT HALL TONIGHT.
I'M CLOSING WITH A ROUSING RENDITION OF THE REINDEER WALTZ ON THE PANPIPES.
IT'S SUBLIME.
- I'M AFRAID THE VILLAGE WILL HAVE TO DO WITHOUT YOUR PANPIPES TONIGHT, GOBBER, BECAUSE MY RIGHT-HOOK MAN IS GOING TO BE DOING HIS DUTY FOR HIS CHIEF.
THE ONE WHO'D BE NOTHING WITHOUT HIM.
HEH HEH HEH.
- THUNDER-EAR.
- I'VE GOT A DIFFERENT NAME FOR IT.
[dragons screeching] [rumbling] - OH, WHAT--WHAT-- WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHAT? WHAT'S GOING ON? - I WAS ABOUT TO ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION.
[dragons screeching] OH.
[sheep bleat] [Thunderdrum screeches] [man screaming] [glass shatters] [all shouting] - STILL THINK THEY'RE COOL? - UM, I'M ON THE FENCE.
- WELL, GET OFF IT AND DO SOMETHING BEFORE WE HAVE TO REBUILD THE ENTIRE VILLAGE.
- MEATLUG, LOOK AT THE LITTLE BABY THUNDERDRUMS.
THEY ARE SO CUTE.
[both roar] WHOA! WOW.
THANKS, GIRL.
[Thunderdrum roars] - OKAY, GUYS, FUN TIME'S OVER! DUCK, SILENT SVEN! SORRY ABOUT THAT, SVEN.
OH, COME ON, NOT-- - [yelps] MY SHOP! - SORRY, GOBBER.
I'M TRYING MY BEST.
- SHOULD I EVEN BOTHER ASKING WHAT'S GOING ON? - OUT OF CONTROL BABY THUNDERDRUMS.
YEP, THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON.
[Thunderdrum roars] [groans] - AND I'M GUESSING YOU'D LIKE THEM UNDER CONTROL? - THAT WOULD BE PREFERRED, YES.
CAN YOU HELP ME WRANGLE THEM INTO THE ACADEMY? - THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.
WOW, THEY'RE SLIPPERY LITTLE GUYS.
- NO KIDDING.
- WHOA! WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS? - THEY ARE LOUD AND DESTRUCTIVE DRAGONS.
WE HAVE TO STOP THEM.
- AU CONTRAIRE.
WE MUST OWN THEM.
- IMMEDIATELY.
[grunts] - YOU'RE ALL MINE.
I'M COMING IN TOO HOT! PULL UP, PULL UP! [both scream] - [sighs] DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF? [people screaming] [Thunderdrums roar] [Thunderdrum roars] - [yells] [Thunderdrums roaring] [Thornado roars] - WELL DONE, DAD.
- LOOK AT THAT.
THEY'RE PUTTY IN THORNADO'S HAND.
PAW.
CLAWS.
WHATEVER.
- OKAY, WE WANT THAT ONE.
- NO, THAT ONE.
- IT'S SUCH A HARD DECISION.
OKAY, WE'LL TAKE THE SET.
- QUIET! HICCUP, I WANT YOU TO GET THOSE TROUBLEMAKERS OFF THIS ISLAND NOW.
- OKAY, WE'LL GO, BUT KNOW THIS.
OUR MOTHER WILL MISS US.
- NOT YOU.
THE DRAGONS.
- OH.
[laughs] YOU HAD ME THERE FOR A MINUTE, CHIEF.
BECAUSE WE'RE ALSO TROUBLEMAKERS.
- DAD, DON'T YOU THINK WE'D BE BETTER OFF TRAINING THEM? THINK ABOUT IT, THEY'RE FAST, POWERFUL-- - DESTRUCTIVE, LOUD, AND OUT OF CONTROL.
- UH, CHIEF, YOU'RE KINDA MAKING HICCUP'S ARGUMENT FOR HIM.
- THE LAD'S GOT A POINT, STOICK.
A SQUADRON OF THUNDERDRUMS WOULD BE TOUGH FOR DAGUR AND THE BERSERKERS TO DEFEND AGAINST.
- YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN GET THEM UNDER CONTROL, SON? - I KNOW WE CAN.
I MEAN, LOOK HOW GREAT THORNADO TURNED OUT TO BE.
- WELL, HE IS QUITE SPECTACULAR.
- WE CAN DO IT, CHIEF.
PLEASE LET US TRY.
- ALL RIGHT, FINE.
BUT THE FIRST SIGN OF TROUBLE, THEY GO.
THORNADO ISN'T THEIR MOTHER OR A BABYSITTER.
HE'S GOT CHIEFLY DUTIES, JUST LIKE I DO.
- DAD, YOU WON'T BE SORRY, I PROMISE.
I ALREADY HAVE A WHOLE PLAN LAID OUT ON HOW TO TRAIN THEM.
[Thunderdrums roar] - OKAY, NOW MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME TO ROLL OUT THAT BIG PLAN OF YOURS.
- RIGHT, RIGHT.
BIG PLAN.
UH, OKAY.
- LET ME GUESS, YOU HAVE NO PLAN.
- YOU--YOU'RE RIGHT.
THAT WOULD BE CORRECT.
- WELL, DON'T YOU THINK YOU BETTER GET ONE BEFORE OUR EARS EXPLODE? - WAIT! WAIT, OUR EARS CAN ACTUALLY EXPLODE? - LET'S SEE! [Thunderdrum roars] - YES, EXPLODE, EXPLODE! - COME ON.
DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM.
- THE TWINS OR THE THUNDERDRUMS? - NEITHER.
- THORNADO! [Thornado grumbles] THORNADO, LET'S GO.
- ALL RIGHT, SO, UH, I GUESS THE FIRST THING WE SHOULD DO IS NAME THEM.
- NO, FIRST THING WE NEED TO DO IS TO GET THEM TO SHUT UP! - OVER HERE! - OUCH, OW, OW! - DRAGON NIP.
OLD SCHOOL, BUT EFFECTIVE.
[Thunderdrums coo] - GREAT.
BUT WE CAN'T HAVE THEM LAYING AROUND IN A HAZE DOING NOTHING ALL DAY.
- YEAH, THAT'S WHAT THE TWINS ARE FOR.
- WHOA, WHOA, DON'T JUDGE.
WE ALREADY DID SOMETHING TODAY.
- YEAH.
- WHAT? WHAT DID YOU DO? - WHAT DID WE DO? WHAT DID WE DO? UH, WHAT DID WE DO? - WE NAMED THEM.
- OH, THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.
- OH, IT IS.
- READY? NOW WAIT FOR IT.
BING! - BAM! - ANDLLOYD.
YOU CAN THANK US LATER.
- CALL ME CRAZY, BUT I'M THINKING THERE MIGHT BE A MORE LOGICAL CHOICE THAN "LLOYD.
" - LIKE WHAT? - UH, BOOM? - OH, YEAH, I GUESS THAT COULD WORK.
NO WAY.
HOW ABOUT DARREN? - SORRY, LLOYD.
- ALL RIGHT, NOW THAT THAT'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF, LET'S TRY SOME ACTUAL TRAINING.
- UH, VOTING IS STILL OPEN ON THE LLOYD THING, THOUGH, RIGHT? RIGHT? - OKAY.
- OKAY, JUST CHECKING.
DARREN'S STILL ON THE TABLE, THOUGH, RIGHT? - [laughs] - NO? - WOW, THAT COULD HAVE GONE FAR WORSE.
[Thunderdrums roar] WHOA! OW! - YOU MEAN LIKE THAT? - [strained] YEP, EXACTLY LIKE THAT.
- STAY.
STAY.
[Thunderdrums chirp] CLEARLY "STAY" ISN'T IN THEIR VOCABULARY.
[crash] WELL, THAT SHOULD TEACH THEM.
[roaring] [sighs] - THIS IS WHAT YOU GUYS NEED.
SOMETHING YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY.
HOOKFANG, SHOW 'EM HOW IT'S DONE.
HERE.
RIGHT HERE, THUNDERDUMBS.
DO I NEED TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU? DESTR--OH, NO! [Thunderdrums roar] BULL'S-EYE.
- OKAY, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO DISARM AN ATTACKER.
OH, MY SWORD! AH! WHAT? GIVE ME THAT! NO, COME-- COME ON, YOU GUYS.
THIS ISN'T THE EXERCISE.
WHAT? YOU TOO, MEATLUG? [Thunderdrum chirps] OH, DEAR.
- OKAY, HERE WE GO.
REPEAT AFTER ME.
[belching] "A.
" [Thunderdrums burp] - [belching] "B.
" [Thunderdrums burp] - HEY, UH, NOT TO BE A WET BLANKET, BUT HOW IS THIS HELPING ANYTHING? - HOW IS IT HURTING? - [belching] "C.
" [Thunderdrums roar] - OH, NO! - SEE? THEY LOVE IT! - OH, NOT SO FAST, FELLAS.
WE STILL HAVE A FEW MORE EXERCISES TO WORK ON.
[Toothless grumbles] I KNOW, PAL.
THE WORD "EXCRUCIATING" COMES TO MIND.
[Thunderdrums howl] - HA HA, YEAH! AWESOME! - [groans] - HUH, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT? FINALLY GETTING THROUGH TO THEM.
WELL, SOMEONE IS.
OKAY, THORNADO.
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE FOLLOW THE LEADER? THAT WAS PROMISING.
EH, BUD? - YEAH, I HARDLY RECOGNIZE THEM.
- [gasps] WHAT DID YOU DO? YOU'VE RUINED THEM.
OH, LLOYD! I'M SO SORRY, DARREN.
- THORNADO? THORNADO! COME NOW.
WE HAVE CHIEFING TO DO.
[Thornado grumbles] HMM.
WELL, THAT'S AN IMPROVEMENT.
WELL DONE, HICCUP.
- WELL, NO, DAD, IT'S ACTUALLY-- [Thunderdrums shriek] OH, FOR THE LOVE OF THOR.
TUFFNUT, THE GATE! - GOT IT.
- [groans] - WHAT? OKAY, A LITTLE CLARITY NEXT TIME WOULD HELP.
[Thunderdrums roar] - OH, COME ON.
- HICCUP! I THOUGHT YOU HAD THEM UNDER CONTROL.
- WELL, I DID, SORT OF, BUT - [grumbles] - NOT AT ALL.
OKAY, I REALLY DIDN'T.
- AH, WILL THESE DRAGONS EVER QUIET DOWN? - SURE, ONCE THEY FIND THEIR GROWN-UP VOICE.
- AND HOW LONG WILL THAT TAKE? - IT SHOULDN'T BE MORE THAN A COUPLE OF YEARS.
- [groans] - UH, YES.
- [screams] GET OFF, GET AWAY! - JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW, WE'RE BIG FANS.
both: LOOK OUT! [glass shatters] - HA HA! END OF THE LINE, BING.
OR ARE YOU LLOYD? [Thunderdrum roars] [screams] [Thunderdrum roars] [sheep bleat] - YOU LEAVE THOSE SHEEP ALONE! [Thunderdrum roars] [sheep bleat] NEVER MIND.
I WASN'T THAT CLOSE TO THEM.
- UGH, IT'S RIDICULOUS.
THEY LOOK LIKE GOBBER WRESTLING A GREASED YAK.
- DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
[Thornado roars] [chicken clucks] [sheep bleat] [crash] [mooing] - REMEMBER HOW YOU SAID I WOULDN'T BE SORRY? - THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! - UH, YES? - WELL, I'M OFFICIALLY SORRY.
YOU NEED TO FIND THOSE DRAGONS A NEW HOME, SON.
THE THUNDERDRUMS HAVE TO GO.
- OKAY.
BING, BAM, AND BOOM, WELCOME TO YOUR NEW HOME: DRAGON ISLAND! YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT HERE.
PLENTY OF ROOM.
LOTS OF NEW DRAGONS TO ANNOY-- I MEAN, MEET.
YOU KNOW, HERE, YOU CAN BE AS LOUD AS YOU WANT.
IT'LL BE GREAT.
- WHOA.
THIS IS KINDA SAD.
- YEAH.
REMINDS ME OF THE TIME OUR PARENTS TOOK SAM, OUR PET YAK, OUT TO THAT FARM TO LIVE.
- YEAH, I WOULD HAVE CRIED ALL NIGHT EXCEPT FOR THOSE DELICIOUS YAK STEAKS WE HAD FOR DINNER.
- OH, NOTHING BETTER.
AND TO EAT THEM IN THOSE SOFT YAK JACKETS.
- OKAY, GREAT.
CHECK YOU LATER.
[Thunderdrums chirp] - THEY'LL BE HAPPY THERE.
THEY'LL LOVE IT.
- WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE? IT'S AN ISLAND FULL OF DRAGONS.
- AND, I MEAN, WE CAN COME VISIT THEM, RIGHT? - SURE, BUT THEY WON'T BE THERE.
- WHY NOT? - 'CAUSE THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
- WHAT? OH, GREAT.
WHAT DO WE DO NOW? - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE DO.
WE DITCH 'EM! [laughs] WE DID IT, HOOKFANG.
STUPID BABY DRAGONS.
OH, NO.
[Thunderdrums roar] WHOA! [splash] - UH, HOOKFANG? - HOOKFANG! - WOW.
THAT WAS FUN.
LET'S TRY SNOTLOUT'S PLAN AGAIN.
- [sighs] I THINK THIS MIGHT BE OUR CHANCE TO GO.
- YEAH, AND I SAY WE TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME THIS TIME, SO THEY DON'T FOLLOW US.
- OH, WHAT--I JUST-- ARE YOU--HOW? - NEVER MIND.
IT LOOKS LIKE THORNADO AND I ARE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE YOU DRAGON TRAINING GENIUSES A HAND.
- I HOPE THIS WORKS.
- THORNADO HAS A WAY WITH THEM.
IT'LL WORK.
[Thornado roars] ATTABOY, THORNADO.
SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO SHOW TEENAGERS A LITTLE TOUGH LOVE.
THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID IT.
- [groans] OKAY, SO THIS IS IT.
LISTEN, GUYS, BERK JUST ISN'T THE ISLAND FOR YOU.
THERE'S TOO MANY VIKINGS AND NOT ENOUGH PLACES FOR YOU GUYS TO PLAY.
[Thunderdrums whimper] OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
STOP MAKING THAT WHIMPER SOUND.
DON'T MAKE THIS ANY HARDER THAN IT ALREADY IS.
- LET'S LET THORNADO HAVE A WORD WITH THEM.
[Thornado roars] WELL, THAT'S DONE.
PUT THAT IN THE BOOK OF DRAGONS.
THORNADO, BACK TO BERK.
- DON'T LOOK BACK, SON.
REMEMBER, TOUGH LOVE.
AAH! - LOOKS LIKE THEY MIGHT NOT BE WELCOME ON DRAGON ISLAND EITHER.
MAYBE THAT'S WHY WE FOUND THEM OUT ON THE SEA STACKS TO BEGIN WITH.
- OH, THEY WERE PROBABLY CHASED THERE.
[Thornado growls] - WELL, I GUESS WE'RE NOT GONNA LET ANY WILD DRAGONS BULLY OUR BOYS, ARE WE? - TOUGH LOVE, HUH? [Thunderdrums chirp] [dragon growls] [Thunderdrum roars] [dragon roars] [dragons roaring] [both growl] - OKAY, BUD, LIGHT 'EM UP.
- [screams] [laughs] YAY, TEAM.
- HEY, YOU TWO.
[Thornado roars] [Thornado growls] [Thunderdrum chirps] HICCUP, FISHLEGS! [all roar] - WHEW, SURE TAUGHT THOSE WILD DRAGONS A LESSON.
- YEAH, THIS TIME.
- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH THESE GUYS? WE CAN'T TAKE THEM WITH US, AND WE CAN'T LEAVE THEM HERE.
DAD? ARE YOUOKAY? - YES, SON.
I THINK WE BOTH KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO, DON'T WE, THORNADO? - DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I'M SETTING THORNADO FREE.
DO WHAT ANY CHIEF WOULD DO IN THIS SITUATION.
OR ANY FATHER.
THESE BOYS WON'T SURVIVE WITHOUT YOU.
RIGHT NOW, THEY NEED YOU MORE THAN I DO.
- [sniffles] - AH, I UNDERSTAND.
I'D DO THE SAME THING.
IT DOESN'T MEAN I WON'T MISS YOU.
TAKE CARE OF YOUR NEW FAMILY.
[Thornado chirps] - HEY, DAD, YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.
- GOOD-BYE, OLD FRIEND.
[dragons roar]