Durarara!! (2010) s01e07 Episode Script

Bad-ass Dude

1 The treacherous sunset Uragiri no yuuyake Seems to tear away Yakkai ni karamitsuku ase wo The annoying sweat that curls around me Kirisaku you ni shite My machine howls, like it's singing Machine wa sakebu utau you ni Blow up louder CELTY STURLUSON Blow up louder Blow up louder The silent fairy is there Mukuchi na yousei wa soko ni iru Blow up louder SEIJI YAGIRI Blow up louder Blow up louder Atonement is a fragment of broken love Tsugunai wa kudaketa ai no kakera NAMIE YAGIRI Atonement is a fragment of broken love Tsugunai wa kudaketa ai no kakera Atonement is a fragment of broken love Tsugunai wa kudaketa ai no kakera Oh, the morning sun rises Aa asahi wa noboru SHIZUO HEIWAJIMA Oh, the morning sun rises Aa asahi wa noboru Oh, the morning sun rises Aa asahi wa noboru Between the buildings in town Biru no tanima IZAYA ORIHARA Between the buildings in town Biru no tanima Between the buildings in town Biru no tanima If you believe now, it'll all change Ima shinjireba kawaru no sa And tomorrow won't be meaningless Muimi ja nai ano ashita ERIKA KARISAWA And tomorrow won't be meaningless Muimi ja nai ano ashita And tomorrow won't be meaningless Muimi ja nai ano ashita WALKER YUMASAKI The morning sun rises Asa hi wa noboru The morning sun rises Asa hi wa noboru KYOHEl KADOTA Slipping out of the dark Yami wo nukete Slipping out of the dark Yami wo nukete If you feel it now, you'll see it Ima kanjireba mieru no sa SABURO TOGUSA If you feel it now, you'll see it Ima kanjireba mieru no sa If you feel it now, you'll see it Ima kanjireba mieru no sa And the dream won't be meaningless Muimi ja nai ano yume wo The things we see really do exist Oretachi niwa mieteru mono ga aru Surely Kitto MIKADO RYUGAMINE Surely Kitto Surely Kitto It's something no one can steal from us Darenimo ubawarenai mono MASAOMI KIDA It's something no one can steal from us Darenimo ubawarenai mono Our purpose isn't meaningless Muimi ja nai ano ito ga ANRI SONOHARA Our purpose isn't meaningless Muimi ja nai ano ito ga Our purpose isn't meaningless Muimi ja nai ano ito ga No way.
That's a convenience store trashcan.
Just stay away from a guy named Shizuo Heiwajima.
You know, your violence can't be stopped by words or reason, Shizu-chan.
Didn't I tell you never to set foot in Ikebukuro again? Shizuo.
Fighting is bad.
Shut up! What? The toughest in Ikebukuro? Or maybe him! Shizuo Heiwajima! The morning sun rises Asahi wa noboru SIMON BREZHNEV The morning sun rises Asahi wa noboru The morning sun rises Asahi wa noboru Over the horizon Suiheisen If you believe now, it'll all change Ima shinjireba kawaru no sa SHINRA KISHITANI If you believe now, it'll all change Ima shinjireba kawaru no sa That light won't be meaningless.
Muimi ja nai ano hikari DURARARA!! They just up and fired me! Kicked me out of the company dorms, too! And no severance pay, either.
I don't have the money for food or nothin'.
And the government isn't helping me.
Yeah, it's the government's fault.
Shut the hell up, already.
Yeah, it's the government's fault.
You took out loans to bang a chick in a brothel? It's love! Mint and I share true love! What? Shut up.
We can only meet at her job, and I don't know her cell number.
But our love is true! You piss me off! You only meet her at the brothel, and you still don't know her cell? Hey! Shizuo! You only meet her at the brothel, and you still don't know her cell? Let me clarify this right now.
What kind of true love IS THAT?!!!! I don't like violence.
BAD-ASS DUDE Kanra Did you hear? Kanra Kanra Lately, that Shizuo Heiwajima guy is pretty pissed.
Taro Tanaka The guy who dresses like a bartender right? Shizuo Heiwajima Kanra Yeah.
Kanra He's always been a scary guy, but he's been especially bad recently.
Kanra Kanra They say Ikebukuro's practically a war zone! Taro Tanaka I saw him once.
Taro Tanaka Taro Tanaka He's a scary guy, isn't he? Shizuo Heiwajima Setton I dunno Setton You shouldn't base judgments about people on rumors.
Kanra My, Setton, you know him? Kanra Or maybe, you're a member of the Yakuza?! Kanra Scary! Kanra Save me! Setton I am not.
Geez We're not recovering anything if you keep smashing people into walls.
I'm sorry.
It stinks.
Not home for two or three days, they said.
Lots of those these days Maybe it's those Manhunters everyone's talking about.
It stinks.
Hey, someone's hurt! It's that Slasher.
Just now? I saw him! He ran that way! Geez 'bukuro's getting crazier by the day.
It stinks.
The whole goddamn town stinks.
What is this stench? Pisses me off.
Hi, Shizuo.
Mr.
Tom.
Yo, Simon.
Shizuo? Sorry.
He's been in a bad mood lately.
Oh, Shizuo.
Adolescence? Or rather, he's in a rebellious phase (Hanko-ki).
A personal seal? (Hanko) Hey, how've you been? Another leading role in a movie.
He sure is popular, Yuhei Hanejima Or rather, Kasuka Heiwajima.
As his brother, you must be proud.
Mr.
Shizuo Heiwajima.
Excuse me, here's my card.
Writer - Shuji Niekawa Excuse me, here's my card.
He's not only got good looks, but he can also act.
What was the name of his debut movie again? Oh, yes.
Vampire Ninja Carmilla Saizo.
Vampire Ninja Carmilla Saizou I always knew he'd be big.
I've heard he does his own stunts, too.
Some people say you taught him.
I'd like to find out more about that.
Shizuo! I hate violence.
It's true.
I wasn't always like this The first time, I got in a fight with my little brother, Kasuka.
It was over something stupid, but I snapped and tried to hit him with a refrigerator.
Mine.
Don't eat.
Shizuo I didn't think I could pick it up.
Just I couldn't help myself.
After that Shizuo is a dumb-dumb! Dumb! Dumb! I couldn't help myself.
When I get mad, my body just moves on its own.
And each time They say some people, when desperate, get extra strong.
But I bet that you can always do it.
A person's brain restrains their strength because if they always went full-out, they'd destroy their bones and muscles.
But your brain lets it go wild! The mysteries of life! A shocking, fascinating discovery! Hey, why don't you let me dissect your bo Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow! That hurts! It hurts, Shizuo! It's going to break! I don't know the details.
My ulna My ulna My right arm ulna Just that I can't control my anger.
My ulna My ulna My right arm ulna And that I destroy everything around me, even my own body.
And that I destroy everything around me, even my own body.
That was all I learned from that.
And since that day I stopped holding back.
If I couldn't do it anyway, why bother trying? What do I care what happens to my body?! I've wrecked my body many times.
And each time, I've become stronger.
Shinra says Ah, who gives a crap? Anyway, I just kept getting stronger! But Hey.
You're always injured.
Are you okay? Wait a second! Here you go.
You need to drink milk and get stronger.
Same for you! Thanks.
I screwed up.
The next thing I knew Morning! The next thing I knew Why did this happen? My family was normal.
It's not like I had any serious trauma in my life.
But Kasuka.
What? Aren't you scared of me? Nope.
It was just when I had entered Raira.
Opening sale! We'll give you discount! Shop is fresh! Shop is fresh! We're going to the same school again.
Fish are fresh! We're going to the same school again.
Russia Sushi! It feels like fate.
Shut up.
How has your body been? Hey! Why not let me give you a celebratory reunion exam? No? Then, let me just take a blood sample Celty! What happened yesterday? When you didn't come home, I was worried.
Were you looking for your head again? Yeah, right! I bet you met a guy somewhere- Celty Would you stop punching me in the gut? Celty, I'll introduce you.
It felt strange.
Celty, I'll introduce you.
He's Shizuo Heiwajima, a good friend of mine.
He's Shizuo Heiwajima, a good friend of mine.
I don't know how to put it.
Shizuo, Celty here is my roommate.
Or should I say future Shizuo, Celty here is my roommate.
Or should I say future But it was like Shizuo, Celty here is my roommate.
Or should I say future Raira Academy Entrance Ceremony Raira Academy Entrance Ceremony I'd remembered something bad.
Raira Academy Entrance Ceremony That's right.
That's right Raira Academy Entrance Ceremony That was when that stupid flea showed up.
That was when that stupid flea showed up.
That guy.
Izaya Orihara! About him That's Izaya Orihara.
He went to our middle school.
He's not a good guy Actually, he's kind of an asshole.
From the moment I saw him, I disliked him.
He's not a good guy Actually, he's kind of an asshole.
That's awful, Shinra.
No, no.
I didn't mean it in a negative way.
You piss me off.
Oh, yeah? Too bad.
I thought you and I could have some fun.
Shut up.
Don't be like that, Shizuo.
See? It's fun, isn't it? The day we met, we tried to kill each other.
There was no real reason.
I just didn't like him.
But Are you okay? It's okay.
It's okay.
He's built tough.
Is he really all right? He's fine.
He's fine.
Good work, man.
I screwed up.
Oh, what a coincidence! Izaya's here, too! More importantly, why aren't you hurt? Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! After that, some annoying days began.
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Gang after gang of weirdoes tried to jump me.
I haven't done a thing.
I just want to live my life quietly! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Pissed off! Annoyed! Annoyed! Annoyed! Annoyed! Annoyed! Annoyed! Annoyed! I know.
It was Izaya.
Izaya was pulling the strings! Raira Academy Graduation Izaya was pulling the strings! Raira Academy Graduation And when I found that out Raira Academy Graduation Izaya! Izaya! If only I could have killed him there! Damn it! Ever since we graduated from Raira What do you think? Does it look good? The idiot's been like this, and the flea's been doing something with the yakuza.
For a while, it was quiet.
And so, I So, yeah.
I ended up Welcome.
Hey, did you see that? No way! It's that actor Yuhei Hanejima.
Hey, Kasuka.
What's up? A bartender outfit.
You shouldn't change jobs all the time.
I bought a lot, so you can stay here a long time.
Thanks.
I'll do my best, I guess.
However Damn it! Izaya! That stupid flea set me up.
IKEBUKURO POLICE DEPARTMENT He vanished from 'bukuro.
They quickly found out I was innocent and released me.
But Sorry.
I couldn't keep my promise.
Hey, Shizuo! Tom was my senior in middle school.
He wanted me to help him with his debt collection agency.
Basically, I'm his bodyguard.
At first, I wasn't into it.
Tom was like, You don't need to beat them all up, man.
Once they hear your name, most people pay up right away.
So he said.
But that was when Kasuka started getting busy.
And I hadn't seen him at all.
I wonder if he's mad.
What? Yuhei! Yuhei, over here! I don't know why, but I felt better.
So, yeah.
I'm still working with Tom.
Repayment schedule? We're from a 'stress-free' public school, man.
I don't know any of that crap.
That's right.
School, society It's all their fault.
It's like the darkness in our hearts.
Um, guys I said we don't get it.
Get lost, old man.
The 'old man' has to make a living, you know.
Huh? What's that look? H-Hey! What's with that outfit?! He's a butler, idiot.
A butler.
You guys have never heard of Shizuo? Who's that? Someone famous? Oh yeah? Butler Yoo-hoo! Would you kindly bring me another drink, butler? So they're in 'bukuro and they don't know Shizuo? Yup, they got a 'stress-free' education.
My clothes The clothes I got from my brother But yeah, I don't like violence.
I want to be stronger.
Strong enough to contain my anger I feel better after talking with you.
I see.
I'm glad to hear that.
I've been so pissed off lately, and I don't know why.
Yeah.
I'd heard rumors about that, so I was worried.
I see.
Sorry to worry you.
You really love your brother.
Shut up.
See ya.
I want to stay away from other people, but I can't be alone.
So I try to be connected to someone.
Like Tom or Kasuka.
She's like me.
I'm sure she also Yo.
Shizuo! Your adolescence over? Then eat sushi! Sushi good! Sushi yummy! Some other time.
Izaya I see.
I thought it stank! It was you! What is he doing? What will he do in town this time? Damn it! IZAYA!!! I'm here, right beside you I'm here soba ni iru kara Call me, because I'm here for you Call me boku ga iru kara Trust me, there's nothing more to fear Trust me mou nanimo osorenaide My dear, we're connected My dear mienai ito de Trust me, by an invisible thread Trust me tsunagatte iru kara You just have to feel this warmth Tada kanjite ite kono nukumori I can hear clearly Chanto kikoete iru the voice in your heart Kimi no kokoro no koe You'll surely find Kawaru koto no nai An unchanging love inside Ai wa kitto koko ni aru You can cry Naite mireba ii You can rely on me Tayotte mireba ii Because I've decided to accept it all Sono subete wo uketomeru to kimeta I'm here, no matter where you are I'm here doko ni itatte Call me, we can be one Call me hitotsu ni nareru Trust me, because these feelings Trust me kono omoi Will never fade Mo tokenai kara My dear, the baggage you carry My dear kakaeta nimotsu Trust me, you can let it go Trust me oroshite mireba ii Yeah, I'm here for you Sou kimi no tame ni boku ga irun da I'm here, right beside you I'm here soba ni iru kara Call me, because I'm here for you Call me boku ga iru kara Trust me, there's nothing more to fear Trust me mou nanimo osorenaide My dear, we're connected My dear mienai ito de Trust me, by an invisible thread Trust me tsunagatte iru kara You just have to feel this warmth Tada kanjite ite kono nukumori This program is a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to people, parties, or situations is purely coincidental.
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