Felicity s03e14 Episode Script

The Break-Up Kit

Previously on Felicity Wow, Southampton.
Yeah, my mom and dad have a place there on the water.
- Sounds great, but I can't.
- Are you saying that because you don't want to or because you have a girlfriend? What is going on with you two? You have this whole thing! I don't have a thing, OK? I was helping her.
- Yeah, like she's helping you cheat.
- I'm on probation! All right? I'm on academic probation.
If I fail this test, I'll get expelled.
- Wow, so you'd move to Seattle? - Yeah, maybe.
Why not? * Can you become * * Can you become * * A new version of you * * New wallpaper * * New shoe leather * * A new way home * * I don 't remember * * New version of you * * I need a new version of me * * New version of you * * I need a new version of me * Wow.
Is that for class? Uh no.
- You in a bad mood? - No.
Yeah, you are.
What's wrong? Nothing.
I'm just painting.
Well, I'm in a bad mood, just in case you're curious.
I saw Tracy at the library with Rose.
- Are you OK? - You know, the hardest part about breaking up isn't breaking up, is living with it.
I'll get it.
- Hey! - Hey! Come in! I thought you were coming in tomorrow.
Oh, I know.
I got an earlier flight.
Hi.
Felicity! Guess who's here.
Hey! Hey, you.
Oh, God, I can't believe I'm back.
- You look great.
- Oh, thank you.
How is it? Are you OK, being back? - Um, actually, it's great.
It's great.
- Come in, come here.
I kind of I was a bit scared on the plane, and then we landed, and I felt like I was coming home.
- It was, like, totally weird.
- Yeah.
Well, we are glad you're back.
We missed you.
Yeah, me too.
I missed you, too.
Oh, yes.
It's the reason I came back.
- And you feel good? - Yeah, I'm totally clean now.
It's the first time in a year I've been able to say that, so That's great.
So how are you and everything, and Tracy and Ben? So, what's going on with Ben? Nothing.
I mean, no.
I mean, it's nothing.
Well, I brought you back something that I know is gonna put, like, put the biggest smile on your face.
Do you remember when I used to do those mud facial things? Yeah, the really expensive ones.
Uh-huh.
I found a little shop in Covent Garden, and - beauty treatments are on me.
- God, this is exactly what I need something that's gonna make me feel like I'm not the ugliest girl in school.
Do you wanna do it right now? Yeah! Hey, Megan, listen to this.
Did you know that Leonid meteors are actually caused by little meteoroids that break up and burn in the atmosphere as the Earth goes by the path of the periodic comet Tempel-Tuttle? Did you know that you could get a hemorrhoid from - staying in the bathroom too long? - I was reading.
Is that all for the Pickle? I know you don't believe me, but I've had séances - where I've contacted my dead dog.
- Megan, I believe you.
Just when he was alive.
But now that he's dead, admit this is a little stupid.
Hey, I don't call what you do stupid.
Yeah, but the difference is I admit that I do stupid things.
So you're saying you don't think it's possible to talk to the dead.
No.
Not canine.
Not human.
No.
- You are so closed-minded.
- AKA normal.
Hey! You want to be a part of a canine séance tonight? No, thanks, man.
Ben, are you gonna be moping around all the time? I'd kind of like to know your schedule.
- I gotta go.
I can't talk now.
It's a real joy living with that guy, I'll tell you that.
- Wow.
Megan was right.
- About what? How she said you were turning into that guy from PBS.
You know that guy, the one that paints all those paintings really quickly? I'm just painting.
Hey, where were you? I called earlier.
Hospital.
Elena burned her corneas.
- What? Are you kidding? - No, she's not.
I'm temporarily blind! Oh, my God.
How did this happen? - Facial from hell.
- First I get her shot, and then I, uh, then I kind of burn her eyes.
- Molly's gonna walk her to class.
- Yeah.
I'm Elena's guide dog.
Thank you.
Welcome back, by the way.
- Oh, thank you.
- You have a really high voice.
Thanks.
See, I can hear a lot better without my eyes.
Bye! So, you wanna talk about it? About what? Not really.
Has, uh Has Avery been around? No.
For what it's worth, Ben seems pretty upset.
You know, I tried to talk to him the other day, but you know Ben.
Yeah.
Hello? Hey.
Yeah.
OK.
Yeah, I'll meet you there.
All right.
Um, I'm gonna go meet him.
So, I didn't cheat on that test, first of all.
I got the tests, but I didn't use them.
- How'd that go? - I-I don't know.
I guess OK.
I don't know.
- I haven't talked to you in a couple of days.
- Yeah, I know.
I called you.
Yeah.
I would've called back sooner.
I didn't know what I was gonna say.
I still don't, really.
I just I couldn't stand not talking to you, you know, not telling you what's been going on in my head.
Well, just tell me what you're thinking.
- It doesn't have to make sense.
- I know.
I'm just confused.
Is it about Avery? Is that what you're confused about? I don't know.
Maybe.
Well, if that's what you're thinking, I mean, if that's what you're confused about, then maybe we shouldn't be together.
Maybe, um you should go and figure it out.
Maybe.
* Take heart, I'm telling you * My life has come too soon * * But somewhere I'll find some time * Hey.
- Hi.
- How's it going? I just had the worst econ test, and it gave me a terrible headache.
So I need something with a lot of caffeine - and something very sugary, like jelly.
- Uh, sure, sure, sure.
So, I'm going to Southampton this afternoon, and I just want you to know that the offer still stands.
That sounds great, but I really can't.
- Big plans? - I just don't think I should go.
Ah.
Well, you can stay in the city if you want.
I just thought you might like a place to go and clear your mind.
I'm having people over, so it's not just gonna be you and me.
You'd have your own bedroom.
You'd have your own bedroom.
Uh, what time you leavin'? What time can you be ready? I can be ready at 4:00.
- OK, I'll see you at 4:00.
- OK.
- Thanks.
- OK.
This is really embarrassing.
Um, I-I feel like an idiot.
You don't look like one.
And anyway, you have no idea what you look like.
- Is everyone staring? - Nope.
Nobody's noticing you at all.
- Are you OK? - Oh, yeah, she's fine, thanks.
I burned my corneas, not my vocal cords.
I'm fine.
Facial gone bad.
It hurts, I know.
I scratched mine once, at the beach.
You know, I got some sand in my eye, and I scratched it like an idiot, had to wear a patch.
- Did you feel stupid? - Man, I felt like a joke.
I'm sure it looked better on you.
No, definitely not.
Listen, um, do you want me to take notes for you? Normally I wouldn't offer, but I sympathize.
Uh, that's what I'm here to do, so But she's not pre-med, so I would love it if you would Uh, yeah, sure! I'll just go get my books and move over here.
- Thanks! - No problem.
Um, I'm DeForrest, by the way.
DeForrest Ingram.
- Elena.
- Hey, nice to meet you.
I'll be right back.
Thank you.
What a sweetheart! You see that? I'm getting you sympathy.
I mean, I loved his voice.
It was warm, and he made me feel less freakish.
Is he cute? You know, this happened to me once.
Duane Linnick in 11th grade.
He kinda dumped me, and I freaked out.
I got my second, third, and fourth tattoos.
The worst thing was because the first one was "Duane Linnick.
" And I got the second one to cover that one up.
Ben didn't dump me.
He just said he needs to be alone.
- What? - Yeah.
I mean, we talked about it, but he just needs some time, so I told him to go figure it out.
- Ugh.
Guys just suck! - Yeah, well, what else am I gonna do? Not all guys suck, I guess.
I mean, certain guys suck.
Ben sucks.
- What's your problem? - Nothing.
- Wait a second.
Megan, what are you talking about? - Nothing! Nothing! Megan, if you know something and you're not telling me, I swear to God, I'll kill you! OK.
But don't tell him that I told you, because Sean told me, and he screw Sean.
Ben doesn't want to be alone.
He went to Southampton with Avery.
So, your room is back there to the left, and it has its own bathroom.
- You can use all the stuff that's in there.
- This place is amazing.
Yeah, it's pretty great.
It's not really warm and cozy, but it's good.
No, it's great.
Thank you for inviting me up here.
You don't need to thank me.
Listen, I might go for a swim later if you want to join me.
- Um I think I'm just gonna go for a walk.
- OK - Do you want to meet outside later? - Sure.
Yeah.
Sure.
Sure.
- Listen, make yourself at home.
Use anything you want.
- OK.
You all right? - Uh, yeah.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
- Are you crying? No, no, no.
I'm fine.
- Will you tell Mr.
High Voice that you've been crying? - Elena! Um, Megan said she told you about Ben.
Yeah, you know, I just don't want to talk about that.
OK.
Yeah.
It's all right.
I'm sorry.
You know what the worst part is? There's, like, nothing I can do! I mean, there's all these things, I have homework, and I have to study for all these tests and books to read, and I just I can't do any of it! He told me he was confused.
I basically told him to go! And he went! I mean, I thought he was talking about time, with what he was saying! But when guys talk about being confused, that's just a cover, isn't it? I think Ben and I just broke up! It's all right.
We're gonna get through this.
You know that.
- It doesn't feel like it.
- I know.
Hey.
Hey.
I know what you need.
What? I'm gonna go get it.
Just stay here.
OK? We invite you, spirits, to enter our world! Our room.
Our spirit circle.
Well, our spirit triangle.
Any of you who wish to make contact, do so through me.
Now! No soda.
- What the hell is this? - Do you want to be a fourth? - Not a chance.
- Then leave.
- Oh, I'm on my way.
Um, I was calling just to say, um, thanks for taking notes in class today.
Yeah.
Um, I-I was wondering if you would be willing to, um, help me out next class.
Yeah.
Really? Can someone get that? I'm blind! - Hey.
Here.
- What is that? Uh, this is what you need.
It's a breakup kit.
A breakup kit? Yeah.
That's candy.
It's not an official part of the breakup kit.
It's just candy.
"One free popcorn"? Yes.
That one, uh, that one goes with this one right there.
"Free double feature for you and a guest.
" You're trying to cheer me up.
Yeah, well, someone has to, and it's not gonna be Elena.
Got you an Aretha CD, 'cause I know how you get when you listen to Aretha.
- And Have you read this? - No.
It's hilarious.
OK, but the only requirement for you to keep the kit is that you have to redeem one of the coupons tonight.
OK.
- A magic show? - Yeah.
There are two really good tricks that I know I haven't shown you.
Maybe three.
But I'd have to practice.
I'd need, like, a silver sphere.
You know, to That's what I'd need.
- "Eunice Green's Beef Stew"? - Yes.
My Aunt Eunice was famous for a few things, and one of them's her beef stew.
- And she's gonna make it for me? - No, she's dead.
But you can make it yourself, or I can make it.
Whatever.
I'll take this one.
You make it.
It's a nice night.
Yeah, it is a nice night.
When I was little, we had a different house and my parents would always have these pool parties, to which I would wear my very hot red, frilly bikini, and I would run all around like I was the hit of the party.
And then when I was in the hospital, my mom brought some of the photo albums by so I could look at old pictures.
And I saw myself in the red frilly bikini, and I looked really stupid.
It's amazing how your perspective changes with time.
Yeah.
Thanks for letting me come up here.
It actually turned out to be pretty great.
Well, you seem like you were going through something, and I wanted to help.
- Yeah.
Don't think there's much you can do.
- Are you sure? Because when I look at you I see someone really frustrated.
And maybe a little bit scared.
And I'd like to think there's something I could do to help.
Yeah.
I don't know, I don't know.
I'm gonna go down to the beach.
- Alone? - Yeah.
Thank you for this.
You're welcome.
OK, we're not receiving anything.
Maybe the crystals are positioned wrong.
Maybe we should switch seats.
- OK, who wants fondue? - Sean! Megan, this is stupid.
OK? Come on.
God, it's so it's so embarrassing.
If anybody I've ever known were to see me doing this right now, they would they would not want to be my friend anymore.
Give me a break.
No, shh.
Give her a second.
Seany? Seany, are you there? That's really that's funny.
Do that again.
It's Gaboom.
Who's Gaboom? My grandma.
Seany, honey, I wanted to tell you something.
I wanted you to know why I had to go.
It was your grandpa.
He was calling.
Plus, also my lungs weren't working so well anymore.
OK, Megan.
Megan, come on.
No, Sean, it's OK.
This is what's supposed to happen.
Seany I got something for ya.
It's just for you.
Not your parents.
Or your brother.
It's in my old room.
In the closet.
Gaboom? What is What is it? - Are you OK? - Yeah, I'm fine! What happened? Nothing.
OK! Uh, eight onions, peeled, cubed, and boiled.
- Just like this.
- What were some of the other things? - What other things? - That your Aunt Eunice was famous for.
Oh, um, well, one was her beef stew, which you will experience shortly in all its glory, and love because it's delicious.
And the other two were that she could hold her breath for almost four minutes and she could write with her feet.
Cursive.
Like handwriting, except it was foot writing.
- That's not true.
- No, that's not true.
But the beef stew is amazing.
It's gonna be the best meal you've ever had.
Noel.
Thank you for doing this.
Well, don't thank me till you've tried it.
Mom, Dad, this is Sean.
Do me a favor.
Go into the room where Gaboom used to stay.
I need you to find whatever you see in the closet.
Tell me what you find, OK?.
- That was absolutely incredible, what you did.
- Sean I mean, that was her voice.
It was her.
I saw it! I made it up.
I didn't think you were gonna go crazy and call your parents! I did it because you were being so smug.
I wanted to shut you up! By pretending you were Gaboom.
I'm sorry, but you were being such a pain in the ass.
Yeah, you know what? That's cruel.
Sean! Great.
I think I blew it.
What? Just what I said to Ben.
I mean, he told me he was confused, that he felt stuck, and I just said, "Go.
" Well, I mean, that's the brave thing to do.
Like you said, what can you do? You can't just cling onto him, right? I mean, I didn't I wasn't honest with him.
I didn't tell him what I was feeling.
I didn't tell him that I love him and that I don't want him to go anywhere! I didn't tell him that I want to work through this.
There's just so many things I should've said, I could've explained in that moment that might've changed his mind.
If I would've told him that I was confused and he'd just said, "Go," I would've thought he didn't care at all! Yeah.
I'm sure he knows that you care, you know? I'm not, because I didn't say anything.
I have to go out there! What? Wait, where you going? I can't just let Ben go and not do anything! Hi.
Um, I'm a friend of Avery's, and I was just curious.
She's going out to her parents' house in the Hamptons this weekend.
Yeah.
Um, I'm gonna be out there myself, and I was just curious if you could tell me where the house is or the address.
No.
This is crazy.
You cannot go there.
First of all, it's a crazy idea.
Secondly, you don't have a way to get there.
Got it.
Thanks.
If I don't, I will regret it the rest of my life.
- Doesn't Sean's cousin have a car? - Can't you just call him? I can't do this over the phone.
I have to go.
Is that OK? I mean, can I take a rain check on this? Look, are you are you prepared? I mean in case in the off chance that things don't go well.
No.
But you're going up there anyway.
Yeah.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Hello? Hey, uh, is Felicity there? - Ben? - Yeah.
Is she there? Before I answer that question, I'm gonna give you a piece of my mind.
Megan, I'm really not in the mood When Felicity and I first met, we were not friends.
We were roommates.
And I didn't even like her.
I thought she was just some loser, prissy, navel-gazing, self-centered, whiny, overly-introspective little freak.
Megan, can you please tell her I'm on the phone, please? It took me two years to realize I was only partially right.
But since that time, she and I have become friends.
And I don't know why.
Maybe she was looking for an older sister to protect her, someone to help her out.
To sort of lead the way.
And maybe I was looking for a little sister.
Someone that I could beat up on.
- Anyway - Is she there? We have known each other a long time now, me and Felicity, and I don't think it was in the cards that we were gonna become friends.
I think it just sort of happened.
In spite of the fact that we have nothing in common, the one thing we do have in common are these last three years and I never thought I'd hear myself say this but the fact is, I love Felicity.
I do.
I love her.
I love her like she was my weird, spastic, little baby sister, and I mean it when I say this, Ben.
If you hurt her, I will kill you.
Megan! Is she there? No! Hi.
So, I can introduce you to people or you can stay in here, you can do whatever you want.
No.
Sure, I'll come out and meet some people.
- Yeah, sure.
Do you have an opener? - Yeah! - Thanks.
- You're welcome.
I wanted to kiss you for so long.
Even at the apartment, before, um, James came in.
I saw you and I wanted to kiss you.
- I'm sorry.
- It's OK.
- I'm gonna go outside.
- OK.
"Looking forward to tonight.
DeForrest.
" Oh, my God! They're from DeForrest! - Yeah.
- He is so sweet! Counter, back I haven't had anybody make me feel so good about myself since Tracy.
And we have so much in common! Elena, I need to tell you something.
You know, it's just so nice to go out with someone who doesn't care so much about looks.
I mean, not that Tracy is a dog or anything.
But it's just I can't help wonder that Rose and her big boobs had anything to do with us breaking up.
DeForrest, he just seems so much deeper than that.
So, um, what did you want to tell me? If you, um If you need anybody to take you to the doctor's to have the patches removed, then I'm your girl.
Thank you! - Hi! - Hey.
- Let me introduce you to everybody.
- Sure.
Everyone, this is the man who saved my life.
It was so confusing that night.
I don't remember very much.
But I do know that he was my lifeline.
He was really amazing.
- It's like that movie! The one with - What movie? Ben! - Felicity, what are you doing here? - Can I talk to you for a second? Yeah.
- Hi, Felicity.
- Hi.
Just for a second.
Hey, Felicity, what's going on? OK, just let me get through this, all right? I should've said this when you told me you were confused.
I'm confused most of the time, all right? I mean, there's nothing more frustrating than not being able to articulate what it is that you want.
Or even identify it.
So I really do understand what you mean.
And I also know that you and Avery went through something profound that night.
I can't compete with that.
I'm not even going to try to, OK? But what I didn't say is that we can work through this.
I didn't tell you that I love you.
And I do.
And I just feel like we've been through so much together.
If what we have wasn't real or worth saving, we wouldn't have made it this far.
I just If time is what you need, like I said, take that time.
But just know I need you to know that I'd rather go through this with you than without you.
Know that I love you.
And that I want this to work out.
- I can't believe you drove all the way here.
- I know.
I know! It was kind of a crazy thing to do, but I wish I could say something to make it better.
I wish I could say I'm not confused anymore.
But I can't say that.
OK.
I had to try.
- Felicity - Listen, I don't regret doing this.
Coming up here.
Hey! You're not gonna believe this.
- Sean, I said I was sorry! - No, listen.
I talked to my dad.
They looked in the closet and they found something.
- Shut up! - An envelope with $ 2,000 in it.
Cash.
- Shut up! - Yes.
You may have been joking, but something really happened, OK? - Listen.
It's a coincidence, I don't want to believe this.
- You're screwing around! I'm not screwing around! Something really happened, OK? It's amazing.
And it's because of you, what you did.
You mean my conversations with Pickles were real? And by the way, you know those red patent leather boots that you want? - Yeah! - Buy 'em.
- I can't afford them, Sean Yeah, no.
- You can afford them.
OK? Put them on your credit card, and I will pay you back.
I got to talk to Gaboom.
You're gonna get your boots.
You! You are the best boyfriend ever! You know, you should probably just ignore Clayton.
He's just really insecure.
No.
He seems like a nice guy.
Well, I wouldn't call him a nice guy, but he's harmless.
No, uh, he seems fine.
I mean, I had a good time.
- Did you? - Yeah! - So, you don't regret coming? - Why would I regret coming? I don't know, because you just seemed sort of out of it since we left.
And I want to make sure that you had a good time because I'm glad that you came.
- Look at this.
- What is it? My Poli Sci grade.
I got a B-.
Ohh.
You shoulda used the test.
- It's a B-.
- Yeah, I know.
That sucks.
I'm sorry.
- Do I look OK? - Yeah.
You look beautiful.
Why do you say it like that? This is like "The Dating Game"! Yeah, a very special version of it.
Coming! - Hi! - Hi.
Hey, you got your eyes back.
Wow, they're nice.
Uh, thank you.
You you're the beautiful voice.
Yeah.
Um, look.
I understand that you agreed to go out with me when you couldn't see and everything.
But now that you can see, I mean, now that I'm here, I understand if you don't want to go out on the date.
Just tell me now so you don't waste your time, or me mine.
I should be insulted by that.
Um yeah.
I wanna go! And you know what? It's on me.
My treat.
OK.
But that's a bad move.
OK! Hey.
Uh, Molly called and filled me in.
Yeah.
Didn't go so well.
You were right.
Anyway, I, uh I realize that you never got to experience Aunt Eunice's beef stew.
I am hungry.
What was that girl's name again? - Sensa.
- Sensa! And didn't she take you to meet her cousins or something? Yeah! Her Mafia cousins.
And she said that you were her boyfriend, right? Oh, that's right.
I almost got my ass kicked that night.
I'm glad you brought that up.
Thanks.
How's the food? Is it good? Be honest.
The food is good.
But the dinner is great.
Can I, uh Can I talk to you about something? Yeah.
Uh OK.
I don't I don't want you to, like feel weird.
Hey.
Um, can we, uh Yeah.
Yeah.
You can tell me to get out of here if you want.
- I probably deserve to be told that.
- It's OK.
I probably should have been smart enough to say this when you were out there.
After you drove all the way out to Southampton, which was an amazing thing to do.
Look, what I'm confused about is what I went through with Avery.
It's one thing knowing you're gonna die.
It's another thing to see that, to go through that with another person.
If that makes any sense.
So what happened in Southampton? Nothing happened.
Well, that's not true.
Being up there made me realize that I didn't want to be there.
It made me realize that I wanted to be here with you.
I got something when I got back that that should have made me happy.
It should've, except you weren't there.
What are you talking about? I got my stupid Poli Sci grade back.
I got I got a B-.
You got a B-? Yeah.
I'm so sorry I made you go through all that.
Thank you for coming up there.
Thank you for everything.
Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure.
I'm really sure.
Hey! Hey.
Wow! - Check it out.
- Oh, man, those look great! Thank you for these.
And I thought that maybe later we could have another seance.
- Mm.
There's really no point in that.
- Why not? - Because séances don't really work.
- What are you talking about? What about the $ 2,000? What about Gaboom? Oh.
Yeah.
That never really happened.
My parents went into the closet and all they found was an old pair of support hose.
- Well, what about the boots? - I'm not gonna pay you back for those.
It's called a lesson, Megan.
Don't mess with the spirit of Gaboom! OK.
Well, um, that is a lesson I can live with.
Uh, I used your credit card.
Oh.
Ohh.
No, you didn't.
Yeah.
- Hey.
- Hi.
I've been trying to think of the best way to say this.
And I don't think you know what it's like to to know someone like you.
- Noel, what you did for me was - It wasn't a big deal.
The breakup kit was, um - looked harder to make than it actually was, so - It's not just that.
It's everything.
It's who you are and who you are to me.
Well, doesn't look like you're gonna be needing it.
No.
It doesn't look like I am.
That's good.
Noel, I don't know what I'd do without you.
I don't know what I'd do without you.
* To be happy * * Really happy * * Three wishes were granted * * But are you happy * * It's hard to let go * * Of all that you know * * May you walk with an angel beside * * We all need forgiveness * * There's no need to hide * * I pray for your moment * * To come shinin' through * * It's hard to recover * * The things * that you lose * All the things you believe in * * Are all you require * * To make you happy * * Really happy *
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