Girl Code (2013) s03e14 Episode Script

Girl Code to Awkward and Faking It

1 You can clack it.
Are we new series regulars on "Girl Code"? Yup.
Great.
That's right, ladies It's a special episode of "Girl Code.
" We're getting help from the cast of "Awkward" and "Faking It.
" Segment "Faking It.
" Beau and Brett.
Clack it.
On this episode, whether you fake it till you make it or create a really elaborate lie, there's a lot that goes in to faking it.
Also, three may be the magic number, but when it comes to dating, it is always one too many.
Love triangles.
Then, we won't lie, cheat, or steal, but we will answer your questions about it on "Ask Girl Code.
" But first, it starts with a feeling, only lasts a moment, but usually feels like a lifetime.
Awkward.
Am I awkward? They don't call it "Normalfina.
" My character is just a little bit awkward.
She walks into a few situations that aren't always the most comfortable.
Jenna's the most awkward.
Then probably your character.
Yeah, I would say I am second.
Tamara just always tries to do things that fail.
So it's like face-palm moment where she's just like And she storms off and she's mad.
We would show you if we didn't just spend two hours in hair and makeup.
I'm the awkward person who calls a situation out as being awkward.
If you call it out, though, it's not as awkward because then you're recognizing that it's awkwar and awkward I can't even say the word "awkward.
" Lauren I don't actually think is an awkward person.
Her awkwardness comes from the fact that she's just She doesn't think about what she's saying.
Sometimes I don't think I realize it but I like to make things awkward on purpose just 'cause it's like funny.
You know, and you can like make someone feel uncomfortable and then you have all the power in the room.
Ha-ha-ha-ha That's not the sound.
Mwah-ha mwah-ha? All the characters on "Awkward" are awkward, right? Absolutely.
Matty sniffs his armpits.
And even, you know, ostensibly they're the cool guys.
Well, Matty is.
Same with Jake.
But underneath that shell is just this very confused, awkward individual.
I don't know what "ostensibly" means.
This is awkward.
I have so much anxiety when it comes to social situations.
I always feel awkward.
Even when you're like, you know, sort of being assertive and being like, "How are you? "How's the weather? "How's your family?" It's just kind of I don't know, it's just so fake.
The fakeness makes it awkward.
My favorite socially awkward thing is when you go to shake someone's hand and they go for like a fist bump.
There's always that like ready, fist bump.
But then they're like And you don't know what That's really weird that that is what comes to mind - for you.
- That's what comes to mind because I never know what to do, I'm always like Like when your friend's like, "come here, come to thing with me.
" And you're like, "okay.
" And you go and you don't know anybody there.
Especially when everybody else is friends and you don't know, 'cause like at least me, I don't want to insert myself in your conversation but then I'm the awkward girl who's standing there, not speaking.
Bumping into an ex.
So awkward.
The worst is when you say good-bye to someone and then you guys start walking together like in the same direction.
And then it's the awkward thing, do I say good-bye to you again or do I just keep walking? Sometimes you can't really predict when an awkward situation is gonna happen but it's really about how you handle it when you're already in there.
Being awkward is kind of contagious 'cause you're like, "oh, why are you talking like that? "Now why am I talking like that? "Uh-oh! What's happening to all of us?" Yeah, I'm pretty awkward in relationships, until they unlock that tigress That tigress out and then it's like it's just No, I'm always awkward.
No, I'm always awkward.
Relationships can work out of being awkward once you get used to the other person's quirks.
Like I don't think you'll stop doing awkward things.
It's just that it won't feel awkward 'cause the other person is fine with you the way you are.
Hopefully.
Ah, fingers crossed.
As a relationship progresses, things get less awkward.
That's not necessarily a good thing.
The magic kind of goes out When you're, you know, farting in front of your significant other, you know, where is the mystique? It's a magical, magical time.
It's a downward slope.
I don't think sex is awkward 'cause I'm good at it.
The most awkward thing is, on accident, after you're done having sex and accidentally and it's not a fart if it comes out of your vagina and after you have sex and you're like, "oh, that was great.
"I don't know what, that was weird.
"That was definitely a weird thing.
" The most awkward thin that's ever happened to me in a relationship is being dumped on Christmas Eve.
My mom had told everyone I was going on vacation with my boyfriend, and then he broke up with me before the vacation so then I'm like at the dentist and it's like "so how was vacation?" And I just start crying and also bleeding from my gums.
Do you wanna know the best way to get out of an awkward situation? "Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on one sec.
"Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
"Oh my God, it's my she's such a bitch, hold on.
" Walk the (Bleep) away and never come back.
I think if you're in an awkward situation, you can either call it out, be bold, just walk away and be like I want no part of that, or if you're the awkward one, just stop what you're doing, Shalyah.
When I tried to fight how awkward I was, I just got boring.
That's the alternative for me at least.
Be awkward or be boring.
And I'd rather be like, you know this.
You're awkward, I'm awkward.
Yeah.
I'll learn how to deal with your awkwardness, you learn how to deal with mine.
Life is easier when you have low expectations of everything.
So just expect that you're gonna be awkward and it's only up from there.
If you are an awkward person, we think you should embrace it.
Yeah.
We think you should "rawk" your "awk.
" "Rawk" your "awk.
" Or "Rawk" your "awk.
" Coming up, things are starting to get fake.
If I wasn't on "Girl Code," I wouldn't have to fake anything.
Like they make me straight my hair, like wear a lot of makeup, and like this shirt's not even mine.
I don't even like girls.
Like I'm straight.
Like I love guys.
Is it UN-ladylike to shave your toe? Asking for a friend.
Hey, guys.
We're Fifth Harmony.
Some of our favorite things about being on "Faking It" were being able to dress as some of the new kids on the block.
That was really cool.
Yeah, that was fun.
Also being able to do the choreography.
A little throwback over there.
That was really cool to learn.
And then, also the people there where amazing, so thanks, guys.
- Amen.
- Yeah.
Welcome back to "Girl Code.
" Whether you're faking a relationship or even your entire sexuality, there's a lot to know when it comes to faking it for real.
"Faking It" applies to faking it.
For the title.
And But apart from that, there's a story to it.
We fake being lesbians.
- And then - We lie.
Right.
If I counted all the things that I'm faking right now, I'm not gonna tell you any of them but I'll count them.
One, two, three, four, just right now.
Everyone just wants to be better than what they are, right? I wish I knew more than I know.
And I know I can fix that by reading a book but I ain't got time for that.
Faking it means you really feel one way but then you do what other people want you to do.
And it's a facade, lie piece-of-(Bleep) thing.
I definitely feel like Instagram and Twitter is easy to fake.
You can make fake profiles.
You can enhance, there's filters.
For instance, my Instagram.
I put so many (Bleep) filters on there, like it's amazing.
And like I'll go through the settings and like do like brightness with shadows with like highlights and this and that.
And by the time I'm done, it's like if I don't have a nose, that's when I know it's ready to post.
Everything about social media is a perfect example of faking it.
Everyone is pretending to have the best day ever and having the best week ever and everyone's just having the best time ever and it's like meanwhile they're crying in their pillow.
It makes me sad when people Photoshop stuff.
'Cause it's like just put it up, who cares? Like Beyoncé photoshopped her thigh gap.
And I'm like, "girl "Let's talk about this.
You're (Bleeping) Beyoncé.
" Here's a bad online fake: Buying Twitter followers.
Humiliating, embarrassing, just bad form.
A good online fake is this angle.
You look (Bleep) skinny, girl.
Your titties look good.
So a lot of girls fake their appearance.
They'll dye their hair and stuff and they'll like wear makeup and stuff and I'm like, "ew.
" I fake like my tits are just naturally pointed straight forward instead of just like, "we wanna go down there so bad.
"What's down on the ground? What's down there?" My tits look like they're looking for their contact lenses.
We've been trained, as women, to like look perf try to look perfect all the time.
So where always like faking like my eyelashes are five times the size they are.
My cheeks are so (Bleep) pink.
Look at how big my lips are.
They're shiny.
It's like when I wake up like my lips are not shiny.
I mean, they're big but they're not this shiny.
I don't care if you can grow nice eyelashes.
Yeah, the eyelashes thing, seriously, for guys, I mean, we don't really We don't really notice - No, put the latisse down, ladies.
- Yeah, put it down.
I was actually at a market in downtown Los Angeles and they had butt implants that you could strap on and then put like sweatpants over them.
And I thought, well, your ass is gonna look really great but what happens when he takes your pants off.
If I wasn't on "Girl Code," I wouldn't have to fake anything.
Like they make me straighten my hair, like wear a lot of makeup, and like this shirt's not even mine.
I don't even like girls.
Like I'm straight.
Like I love guys.
There are a lot of ways you can fake it but one of the things you shouldn't do is that fake it in a relationship.
Oh boy, people will fake it in relationships 'cause they're like I don't want to be alone so I'm just gonna fake being into this person.
And that is detrimental to you and that person.
That's rude.
Tamara was faking some pretty extravagant sexual things.
Um, she was also faking being an entire person.
And every girl out there has faked an orgasm.
And it's not And sometimes we do that because we don't want you to think that you're incompetent when you are.
- Girls never fake it with me, never.
- I would never know.
It's never happened to me.
Never happened.
I mean, I feel like when you lie to people about saying like I love you, they can tell you're lying and just like viceversa when a guy is like, "but I love you.
" I turn into a Southern belle when guys tell me they love me.
"He said he loves me!" It's like, no, he's lying 'cause he wants to get in your pants.
I think that's my biggest regret was like being unhappy about a lot of things and not really voicing it and kind of just like asking and then getting shut down and being like, "all right, whatever, I just don't feel like arguing.
" But I should've just ended it But I just really didn't feel like moving.
Coming up, we push the boundaries of love triangles.
Maybe I've been in the outside of a relationship looking in, where I'm like I want him but he's with her.
And he's just like, "oh, get away from our window.
" Welcome back to the "Girl Code" to "Awkward" and "Faking It.
" Everyone loves to keep their options open but when it comes to dating, love triangles never end well.
I don't think anyone wants to be in a love triangle except for the one that's being pursued.
Because that's the biggest ego whatever this motion is.
Um, that, yeah But the two girls, that's miserable.
Like vying for someone's attention.
Like that's terrible, it's a terrible situation for your self-esteem.
If you're in a love triangle you're like oh it's you and you, and then you make the guys kiss.
Logo I mean, "Girl Code.
" A two-timing triangle is the best one to be in because then you don't get hurt and you get to two-time both people and - they don't know - You do get hurt if you get left with no one.
But that is why you make sure they don't find out.
Otherwise What have you been doing? It's not about me.
I'm just giving life advice.
I'm really doubting if love triangles can work out.
On "Faking It," every relationship is really having a hard time.
So I don't know.
I've been in every part of a love triangle before.
I've been in every single part and they (Bleep) suck, okay? Relationships should be like one straight-ass line with two people at the end.
Okay? There should be no shapes.
Love triangles on our show.
Here we go, Beau, let's go.
We got one: Matty, Jake, Jenna.
She's the apex.
Well, they're all kind of Jenny, Matty, Jake.
Jenna, Jake, Matty.
- Jenna, Matty, Luke.
- Owen and Tamara and Jenna.
Matty, Jenna Collin.
Season one we had Jake, Lissa, Jenna.
Oh, good, that's a good one.
Basically, Matty and Jenna, if they're not together, they're in a love triangle.
The love triangles on "Faking It" are as follows Liam likes Karma.
Karma likes Liam.
Mm-hmm.
Karma is best friends with Amy and Amy hates Liam because Amy really loves Karma and Karma and Amy are pretending to love each other more than friends.
And really Amy just wants to do this.
Perfect.
They're "palmable," right? Yeah.
I can fortunately say I've never competed with another woman for the affections of another guy.
'Cause listen, if you ain't into all of this It's your loss anyways.
Maybe I've been in the outside of a relationship looking in, where I'm like I want him but he's with her.
And he's just like, "oh, get away from our window.
" That's not a triangle.
That's just sad.
Very sad.
I'm in a love triangle with pizza - and diet food.
- What's up? 'Cause like I really wanna be with pizza but diet food is like "you need me".
I think I've been in one.
I've definitely been in a star of David, where I've had to chose between five Jewish men.
I don't think I've ever been in one either.
I'm sure I have.
We just always win the guys.
I feel like I'm probably in four right now.
A square of love triangles.
Unsolicited love triangle.
Unsolicited? I solicit them.
If you are the the love triangle and you're trying to chose who to chose obviously go with the hotter one.
I think personality over looks, because looks can fade.
If you're at the top of a love triangle and you have to pick between looks and personality, you need to gauge like how old am I, what am I planning in the next five to ten years? Like if you're 27, you need to chose like personality.
Oh, wait, I take that back.
You know what, sometimes it is about looks if you're planning to have a baby.
Like you can always have a second husband but you want a cute kid.
You know what I mean? I think no matter where you are in a love triangle, you gotta take care of you.
I think that's good advice for just life.
As long as you're not (Bleep) someone over, take care of you.
Based on what we've learned from the show, I would say just let You never look cooler than when you just let it go.
When you shake it off.
Yeah.
On the show, we had a threesome to try to solve our love triangle.
Almost had a threesome.
Almost had a threesome.
And that did not work.
No.
Jealousy happens.
Don't do it.
Don't have a threesome.
Or just hook up with one of his friends and create your own love triangle.
Or that, or that.
That's probably better.
The more you know Coming up, find out who our cast would go gay for.
I mean, I have a major, you know, Katy Perry girl crush.
Oh, you took my girl crush.
Hey, guys, it's Fifth Harmony and our new single is "Sledgehammer.
" The kind of guy that gets my heart beating like a sledgehammer is a gentleman who will like open doors and stuff and make you feel important.
For me, it's somebody that's honest and isn't afraid to tell you what they think.
Like when they like you they just tell you they straight up like you instead of just beating around the bush.
The one for me would be someone who's basically a bad boy but a gentleman at the same time, and someone who literally will treat you like a queen.
For me, it would be somebody who's really sweet, caring and loving and someone who has a big, big personality, is respectful and pretty much Yeah, a gentleman.
That's good.
For me, my perfect guy would be somebody who just loves me fully for who I am, never tries to change me and, FYI, your girl loves to eat some food.
Don't try to feed me no salads.
Exactly.
Amen.
Preach.
Welcome back to "Girl Code.
" It's not the truth, the whole truth or anything but the truth, but it is "Ask Girl Code.
" @R3AL808 asks "When are girls lying? It's hard to tell now days.
" Girls will lie to you about spelling "nowadays" right because there's an "A" in between "now" and "days.
" Well, Dad Uh, just go in, you know, put some privacy controls on her computer.
It's so clearly a dad, right? "Hard to tell nowadays.
"Is this Twitter? What's Twitter?" When are girls lying? That's hard.
That's really hard.
I think it depends on the person.
People always say that when you lie you don't make good eye contact.
So when I lie, I make very good eye contact.
So girls are lying if they're like this.
"I only ate six hot dogs.
" I'm trying to think of a good lie that I can tell you right now and see what I do.
But now that I know I'm trying to lie to you, I like cold cheese.
@KomzRox1D asks "If you could be gay for someone who would it be?" I mean, I have a major, you know, Katy Perry girl crush.
Oh, you took my girl crush.
Sorry.
Well, then we would both be gay for Katy Perry.
Yeah, "Gady" Perry.
Yeah.
I wouldn't wanna for some straight girl because then like it would be like unrequited and (Bleep).
So I have to pick a lesbian.
I must select a lesbian.
If Jenna could be gay for someone, Jenna would be gay for Tamara because, as we've seen on "Faking It," sometimes friendship is a little more.
The more accurate question is, "who wouldn't I be gay for?" Um, let's see, Angela Lansbury Ethel Merman's corpse.
That would be pretty gross actually.
If I could be gay for anyone, it would be another gay lady because she would know exactly what she was gonna do to me, and then she could teach me.
She could be my, uh, my little Jedi (Bleep)-licker teacher.
That's what Jedis do, right? I've never seen "Star Wars.
" Let's cut.
This is fun.
This is fun.
"Girl Code.
" That's a wrap, bitches.

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