Goosebumps (1995) s02e25 Episode Script
225 - Night of the Living Dummy III (2)
You're, uh, making pretty good time there, Zane.
Yeah, but, uh, hey, don't forget to trim around the trees.
You'll have to get down on your hands and knees and use the shears.
Listen, I'm sorry, you guys.
I didn't mean to ruin your whole dinner and everything.
I guess I got a bit carried away.
I suppose your mom and dad hate me just as much as you guys do now, don't they? Okay.
Fine.
Back to work.
Zane.
You need this more than I do.
Thanks.
And I don't think Mom and Dad are mad at you.
I think they're just shocked that it was you.
Yeah, well, you really got Trina and me back for your last visit.
I know.
I really fooled you guys, didn't I? Those pictures with the dummies and the gag with the hockey mask? I liked that.
I didn't know you had it in you.
- Oh, I know.
Me neither.
But the roast - They're talking again.
It looks as if our, uh, crisis has been successfully diffused.
And we didn't have to call in the national guard.
So you think it's safe for us to go out tonight? Mm-hmm.
If anyone ever needed a night out, it's you and me.
Hurry up.
Here we go.
Cool.
There's a monster movie marathon starting at 9:00.
What time are your parents getting home? Oh, good.
Really late.
We can scare ourselves silly.
Does anybody want a drink? I do.
Make that two.
Here.
You wanna play? I don't know how.
It's easy.
I'll show you.
Come on.
All right.
Now, we each roll one die, and the highest number goes first.
Zane.
Zane! Zane! What? What's wrong? - You don't know when to stop, do you? - What are you talking about? That.
I didn't do it.
I-I swear.
- Oh, come on, Zane.
You expect us to believe that? - Who else could have done it? Wh-whoever did that.
Wow.
That's a pretty good trick, Zane.
Yeah.
How'd you do it, Daniel? Get off it.
We know it was you.
Oh, yeah? How? You can't fit anything that huge inside this bottle.
It's impossible.
W-where'd he come from? He wasn't there a minute ago.
- Was he? - I didn't see him.
Did you? You guys are pulling something, aren't you? Uh-uh.
Oh, come on.
I mean, when I was pretending to be afraid of the dummies, I did a much better job than that.
We're not pretending.
Neither am I.
Zane, didn't you say that Slappy kicked you yesterday? Y-yeah.
I thought that was just your dad playing a trick.
Dad wouldn't do that to you.
Well, maybe he did it by accident.
You know, hit a wrong lever or something.
But that doesn't explain how Slappy just got here now.
Does it? No.
I'm not falling for it.
I don't believe it.
Here.
Watch this.
Come on, Slappy, old buddy, old pal.
Talk to me.
Call me names.
Here, kick me again.
Kick me.
Come on.
I dare ya.
Well, how come he won't do anything now, huh? How come? Ow! - You didn't say "please.
" - No! What's the matter, Zane? I thought we were gonna be buddies.
- Abracadabra! - Whoa! Oh, I love that trick.
Got ya.
I don't think so.
Pardon me.
Get off my necktie.
You with the legs, get off me.
Get his case in the attic.
No, Zane.
Don't listen to her.
- Come on.
Quit this.
I can't stand you.
- Zane! - Zane.
- Yeah.
His case.
Where are you goin'? Quit it! Oh, boy.
I'll get my time.
Quit it.
I That oughta shut him up.
Zane! Zane, hurry up! Zane! Open it up.
Quick! Zane! Oh, I hate linen.
Hey, what are you doing? Not the box! Not the box! - He doesn't fit! - He's gotta fit! Quit it! Quit it! Hey, you cannot get away from me! Hey, you're scratching the veneer! His arm.
Open it up.
Quick.
Now what? Zane, I could use some help.
I don't like it.
Ow! Zane! Here.
Put it up.
- Okay.
Wait.
- Wait, wait.
Okay.
You ready? One, two, three.
Quiet.
I say no way we tell our parents.
Yeah.
No way.
They'd never believe us.
I guess you're right.
I don't believe it, and I saw it.
Whatever it was or is, it's over.
So, I guess we should just go to bed, right? Right.
Right.
So I guess nobody wants to watch the monster movie marathon anymore.
No.
Guess not.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Waitin' up for me? Frog in my throat.
What is it? What happened? It's Slappy.
He's back.
You're joking.
Please tell me you're joking.
Look for yourself.
So, you wanna be a trickster just like me, huh? All you had to do was ask.
Zane.
- Zane! Zane, are you in there? - Open up the door.
- Zane, are you okay? - Zane! Zane, if you're all right, answer me.
Hey.
Look who's come to join the party.
Better late than never.
These are my friends.
And have you met my new bodyguard? He's not too bright, but he'll do anything I say.
- Won't ya, Rocky? - Sure.
Sure, boss.
- What have you done to Zane? - See for yourself.
Oh, this will be great.
Loosen up, Zane.
Don't look so wooden.
Get it? Wooden! Turn him back, Slappy.
Turn him back now.
Quiet.
You don't give the orders around here.
I do.
From now on, you listen to me.
- We've gotta tell Mom and Dad.
- Bad idea.
If you try to tell anyone, I'll turn both of you into dummies just like Zane.
So, Zane, did you hear the one about the three kids that tried to outsmart the dummy? No, Slappy.
Tell me all about it.
They couldn't do it.
Daniel! What are we gonna do, Trina? Daniel I thought I was scared before, but now Daniel.
Listen to me.
We're gonna find a way out of this, okay? You and me.
Yeah, but what if he turns us Forget about what if! I don't care what he thinks.
We're smarter than him.
We're not gonna end up like Zane.
We've just gotta figure out a way to beat him.
We've gotta find it, right? Come on, Daniel.
Right? Right.
He has to have some weakness.
Wait a minute.
There was that card in Slappy's pocket with the weird words.
I remember.
It was like a spell or something.
Yeah.
A magic spell.
I think it's what brought him to life.
Do you think we can reverse it? I don't know.
Well, what if we read it backwards? Yes.
Daniel, we need to get that card.
Wait.
Was that oh, no.
Here.
One second.
Let me get this.
Whoa! Whoa! You okay? Whoa! Watch it.
Yeah.
Careful.
Okay.
You okay? Okay.
Wait.
Awesome.
Yeah, I got it! I got it.
I got it.
Pull.
Pull it up.
Pull.
Pull it.
Pull it quickly.
Wait a second.
This will be easier.
Oh, yeah.
Good idea.
- Is it coming? - Wait.
Wait.
All right.
Yes.
Yeah.
It's coming.
Slowly.
I see it.
It's coming closer.
- Keep going.
- Hold it there.
All right.
I got it.
Got it.
I can't unhook it.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
- You ready? - All right.
The card's not here.
He must still have it.
We gotta get it back.
They must've gone back up to the attic.
I think they're sleeping.
Do dummies sleep? Quiet.
Stay here.
Come here.
You're lighter than me.
You'll make less noise.
Go.
Go.
- Don't touch the merchandise.
- Not so fast there, lady.
Okay, Daniel.
You saw what I did to Zane.
Now it's your turn.
Are you okay? I think so.
- Get the card.
- Huh? Got it! - "Onarrak, - you can't! - "Unolom, - Don't.
Don't! - I order you to stop! - "Amol, annodo, - No! - Irram, urrak.
" No! Oh, no.
It worked.
Got ya! Shut up.
Who said you could laugh? Face it.
You two are mine.
And you'll do whatever I say for the rest of your lives.
You are my slaves, just like Rockhead over there.
Now, you go teach them a lesson.
Rocky, you don't need to be anybody's slave.
Rocky, listen to me.
You were always Dad's favorite.
Whenever he had a charity show to do, he'd always take you.
He would never call you a slave.
Don't listen to her.
You serve me now.
Get her, you sorry sack of sawdust.
Get her.
When Dad found you, you were falling apart.
But he fixed you up like all the others.
He made you part of our family.
- Mm-hmm.
- Is that how you're gonna repay us? I gave you life.
Who are you gonna listen to? Her or me? You see? There was no contest.
Hey, what are you doing? Never go against the family.
Ow! Hey, buddy, I could use some help.
Wake up.
Keep your bad breath to yourself.
You tacky tower of termite thing.
Put me down.
No.
No.
No! No.
No.
Don't you get it? I'm invincible.
Man, I just had the weirdest dream.
Zane.
Zane.
Oh, boy.
Are we glad to see you.
That'll be a good one.
Thanks, Rocky.
There she is.
Hi, Uncle Cal.
Hi, Trina.
Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but we got a long ride ahead of us.
- Um, hope to see you again soon.
- Me too.
No.
I mean it.
We, uh we kind of liked having you around.
- Mm-hmm.
- Really? Um, well, maybe next time you could come over to my house.
As a matter of fact, we thought we'd send Trina and Daniel to spend Christmas with you.
Really? Sounds great, huh? That'll be fun.
Bye, Zane.
See ya.
I'll be seeing ya real soon, cousins.
Now, there's a story that's sure to turn some heads.
The ending did have a good twist.
Well, that's all for now.
Have a good night, everyone.
- What? - Have a scary night.
Yeah, but, uh, hey, don't forget to trim around the trees.
You'll have to get down on your hands and knees and use the shears.
Listen, I'm sorry, you guys.
I didn't mean to ruin your whole dinner and everything.
I guess I got a bit carried away.
I suppose your mom and dad hate me just as much as you guys do now, don't they? Okay.
Fine.
Back to work.
Zane.
You need this more than I do.
Thanks.
And I don't think Mom and Dad are mad at you.
I think they're just shocked that it was you.
Yeah, well, you really got Trina and me back for your last visit.
I know.
I really fooled you guys, didn't I? Those pictures with the dummies and the gag with the hockey mask? I liked that.
I didn't know you had it in you.
- Oh, I know.
Me neither.
But the roast - They're talking again.
It looks as if our, uh, crisis has been successfully diffused.
And we didn't have to call in the national guard.
So you think it's safe for us to go out tonight? Mm-hmm.
If anyone ever needed a night out, it's you and me.
Hurry up.
Here we go.
Cool.
There's a monster movie marathon starting at 9:00.
What time are your parents getting home? Oh, good.
Really late.
We can scare ourselves silly.
Does anybody want a drink? I do.
Make that two.
Here.
You wanna play? I don't know how.
It's easy.
I'll show you.
Come on.
All right.
Now, we each roll one die, and the highest number goes first.
Zane.
Zane! Zane! What? What's wrong? - You don't know when to stop, do you? - What are you talking about? That.
I didn't do it.
I-I swear.
- Oh, come on, Zane.
You expect us to believe that? - Who else could have done it? Wh-whoever did that.
Wow.
That's a pretty good trick, Zane.
Yeah.
How'd you do it, Daniel? Get off it.
We know it was you.
Oh, yeah? How? You can't fit anything that huge inside this bottle.
It's impossible.
W-where'd he come from? He wasn't there a minute ago.
- Was he? - I didn't see him.
Did you? You guys are pulling something, aren't you? Uh-uh.
Oh, come on.
I mean, when I was pretending to be afraid of the dummies, I did a much better job than that.
We're not pretending.
Neither am I.
Zane, didn't you say that Slappy kicked you yesterday? Y-yeah.
I thought that was just your dad playing a trick.
Dad wouldn't do that to you.
Well, maybe he did it by accident.
You know, hit a wrong lever or something.
But that doesn't explain how Slappy just got here now.
Does it? No.
I'm not falling for it.
I don't believe it.
Here.
Watch this.
Come on, Slappy, old buddy, old pal.
Talk to me.
Call me names.
Here, kick me again.
Kick me.
Come on.
I dare ya.
Well, how come he won't do anything now, huh? How come? Ow! - You didn't say "please.
" - No! What's the matter, Zane? I thought we were gonna be buddies.
- Abracadabra! - Whoa! Oh, I love that trick.
Got ya.
I don't think so.
Pardon me.
Get off my necktie.
You with the legs, get off me.
Get his case in the attic.
No, Zane.
Don't listen to her.
- Come on.
Quit this.
I can't stand you.
- Zane! - Zane.
- Yeah.
His case.
Where are you goin'? Quit it! Oh, boy.
I'll get my time.
Quit it.
I That oughta shut him up.
Zane! Zane, hurry up! Zane! Open it up.
Quick! Zane! Oh, I hate linen.
Hey, what are you doing? Not the box! Not the box! - He doesn't fit! - He's gotta fit! Quit it! Quit it! Hey, you cannot get away from me! Hey, you're scratching the veneer! His arm.
Open it up.
Quick.
Now what? Zane, I could use some help.
I don't like it.
Ow! Zane! Here.
Put it up.
- Okay.
Wait.
- Wait, wait.
Okay.
You ready? One, two, three.
Quiet.
I say no way we tell our parents.
Yeah.
No way.
They'd never believe us.
I guess you're right.
I don't believe it, and I saw it.
Whatever it was or is, it's over.
So, I guess we should just go to bed, right? Right.
Right.
So I guess nobody wants to watch the monster movie marathon anymore.
No.
Guess not.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Waitin' up for me? Frog in my throat.
What is it? What happened? It's Slappy.
He's back.
You're joking.
Please tell me you're joking.
Look for yourself.
So, you wanna be a trickster just like me, huh? All you had to do was ask.
Zane.
- Zane! Zane, are you in there? - Open up the door.
- Zane, are you okay? - Zane! Zane, if you're all right, answer me.
Hey.
Look who's come to join the party.
Better late than never.
These are my friends.
And have you met my new bodyguard? He's not too bright, but he'll do anything I say.
- Won't ya, Rocky? - Sure.
Sure, boss.
- What have you done to Zane? - See for yourself.
Oh, this will be great.
Loosen up, Zane.
Don't look so wooden.
Get it? Wooden! Turn him back, Slappy.
Turn him back now.
Quiet.
You don't give the orders around here.
I do.
From now on, you listen to me.
- We've gotta tell Mom and Dad.
- Bad idea.
If you try to tell anyone, I'll turn both of you into dummies just like Zane.
So, Zane, did you hear the one about the three kids that tried to outsmart the dummy? No, Slappy.
Tell me all about it.
They couldn't do it.
Daniel! What are we gonna do, Trina? Daniel I thought I was scared before, but now Daniel.
Listen to me.
We're gonna find a way out of this, okay? You and me.
Yeah, but what if he turns us Forget about what if! I don't care what he thinks.
We're smarter than him.
We're not gonna end up like Zane.
We've just gotta figure out a way to beat him.
We've gotta find it, right? Come on, Daniel.
Right? Right.
He has to have some weakness.
Wait a minute.
There was that card in Slappy's pocket with the weird words.
I remember.
It was like a spell or something.
Yeah.
A magic spell.
I think it's what brought him to life.
Do you think we can reverse it? I don't know.
Well, what if we read it backwards? Yes.
Daniel, we need to get that card.
Wait.
Was that oh, no.
Here.
One second.
Let me get this.
Whoa! Whoa! You okay? Whoa! Watch it.
Yeah.
Careful.
Okay.
You okay? Okay.
Wait.
Awesome.
Yeah, I got it! I got it.
I got it.
Pull.
Pull it up.
Pull.
Pull it.
Pull it quickly.
Wait a second.
This will be easier.
Oh, yeah.
Good idea.
- Is it coming? - Wait.
Wait.
All right.
Yes.
Yeah.
It's coming.
Slowly.
I see it.
It's coming closer.
- Keep going.
- Hold it there.
All right.
I got it.
Got it.
I can't unhook it.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
- You ready? - All right.
The card's not here.
He must still have it.
We gotta get it back.
They must've gone back up to the attic.
I think they're sleeping.
Do dummies sleep? Quiet.
Stay here.
Come here.
You're lighter than me.
You'll make less noise.
Go.
Go.
- Don't touch the merchandise.
- Not so fast there, lady.
Okay, Daniel.
You saw what I did to Zane.
Now it's your turn.
Are you okay? I think so.
- Get the card.
- Huh? Got it! - "Onarrak, - you can't! - "Unolom, - Don't.
Don't! - I order you to stop! - "Amol, annodo, - No! - Irram, urrak.
" No! Oh, no.
It worked.
Got ya! Shut up.
Who said you could laugh? Face it.
You two are mine.
And you'll do whatever I say for the rest of your lives.
You are my slaves, just like Rockhead over there.
Now, you go teach them a lesson.
Rocky, you don't need to be anybody's slave.
Rocky, listen to me.
You were always Dad's favorite.
Whenever he had a charity show to do, he'd always take you.
He would never call you a slave.
Don't listen to her.
You serve me now.
Get her, you sorry sack of sawdust.
Get her.
When Dad found you, you were falling apart.
But he fixed you up like all the others.
He made you part of our family.
- Mm-hmm.
- Is that how you're gonna repay us? I gave you life.
Who are you gonna listen to? Her or me? You see? There was no contest.
Hey, what are you doing? Never go against the family.
Ow! Hey, buddy, I could use some help.
Wake up.
Keep your bad breath to yourself.
You tacky tower of termite thing.
Put me down.
No.
No.
No! No.
No.
Don't you get it? I'm invincible.
Man, I just had the weirdest dream.
Zane.
Zane.
Oh, boy.
Are we glad to see you.
That'll be a good one.
Thanks, Rocky.
There she is.
Hi, Uncle Cal.
Hi, Trina.
Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but we got a long ride ahead of us.
- Um, hope to see you again soon.
- Me too.
No.
I mean it.
We, uh we kind of liked having you around.
- Mm-hmm.
- Really? Um, well, maybe next time you could come over to my house.
As a matter of fact, we thought we'd send Trina and Daniel to spend Christmas with you.
Really? Sounds great, huh? That'll be fun.
Bye, Zane.
See ya.
I'll be seeing ya real soon, cousins.
Now, there's a story that's sure to turn some heads.
The ending did have a good twist.
Well, that's all for now.
Have a good night, everyone.
- What? - Have a scary night.