Harvey Beaks (2015) s02e01 Episode Script
The New Bugaboo; The Case of the Missing Pancake
1 [cheerful music.]
# Harvey # # Harvey # # Harvey # Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi! Mi-mo-mo-moo-moo-moo-ma! Little sis, I asked you here for a reason.
This is a little embarrassing, but, I just got so excited thinking about meeting you, I wrote you a song.
So feel free to clap along.
[clears throat.]
Little sister of mine I hope you hatch really soon 'Cause once you're here, we'll have so much fun Playing all day in the sun Little sister of mine I'm your big brother, Harvey And I'll always be there for you 'Cause that's what big brothers do [music.]
- Knock, knock.
- Freeze! This is the police.
And you're under arrest for having too much fun! Ha! Guilty as charged, officer.
What's up, guys? We just wanted to grab that box full of your old baby things.
It's not like you're using these anymore.
And we have to get ready for the bugaboo.
The bugaboo? You mean me? Mom: No, the baby, silly.
Oh, but I thought I was the bugaboo.
Oh, honey, you'll always be the first bugaboo.
The baby's going to be the new bugaboo.
The new bugaboo? [suspenseful music.]
So yeah, there's no way that Piri has that much bounce in her hair and didn't get a perm.
But anyways, how are you buddy? How's your heart? Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! [bunnies laughing and scurrying.]
I've just been wondering: how do things change when you have siblings? Oh, Harvey, you sweet, innocent marigold.
Everything changes.
- But it's a good change? - Oh.
It's bad.
Very bad.
It's crazy, buddy.
There's so many of us that sometimes my parents forget my name.
But your name is so charming and memorable.
Thank you! I know.
Harvey, imagine this carrot is your parents' love.
Aah! Your siblings took it all! - You want the carrot, Harvey? - Yes! - Well, you can't have it.
It's gone.
- But I need it! [sobs.]
No! Don't you get it? I used to have the whole carrot, and they took it, 'cause that's what siblings do.
This is worse than I thought.
I got to do something! You know, it's not so bad when I've got a friend like you, Harvey.
Oh.
[panting.]
I don't want things to change! I got to to do something.
Oh, hey, sis.
It sure is crowded in here, wouldn't you say? [forced chuckle.]
Yeah, maybe one of us should move out.
You'd be okay with leaving, right? Don't worry, sis, I'm gonna find a great new home for you.
[anxious music.]
No.
No.
Oh yes, this is quite lovely.
I love picnics.
I can't wait to eat my sandwich.
Oh.
Meh.
I wonder if Jeremy would be a good dad.
Hmmm.
[fantastical music.]
- Daughter.
- Yes, perfect dad? I made you silly-face pancakes - because I absolutely adore you.
- Whillikers! Life was a wasteland before I met you.
Truly, I could not have asked for a better upbringing! Yeah! This is for the best, egg.
Huh? Is someone there? Oh! Whoa! Did I just lay an egg? Wha Wha Wha? This is so exciting! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Whoo! I'm still the bugaboo.
This is good.
[playful music.]
Listen, I know a natural curl when I see one, and that Piri does not have it.
[shop bell ringing.]
What do you need? Yes, hello.
I'm a dad now.
Well, what do you want? A pat on the back? Oh, no actually, I just need some supplies! All right.
Follow me.
All right, you're gonna you're gonna need some baby food.
Ear plugs.
Little booties.
Oh, you're gonna need some of this, and maybe one of these.
This is only the beginning.
You've got another mouth to feed.
Another life to ruin.
Hey, do you want new or used? - Huh? - You want new or used diapers? - Whatever's on the top shelf.
- Ah, come on! Aah! Aah! Aah! This is too much! - I have no idea what I'm doing! - I am very beautiful.
[energetic music.]
Wait, what? [chuckles.]
I still got it.
[happy music.]
- Hello, my friends! - Hey! You're in a good mood.
Well, Jeremy's going to raise my baby sister now, and I'll get to keep the carrot that is my parent's love.
So yeah, I'm feelin' pretty good.
Jeremy? Sister? Carrot? Oh, well Dade told me that having siblings would ruin my life, so I went and gave the baby to Jeremy! It's a win-win.
- Are you serious? - Yeah! Have you been drinking crazy juice?! No, just regular 100% apple juice.
You kidnapped your baby sister and gave her to Jeremy? - What were you thinking? - Uh Oh, my gosh! What was I thinking?! There is literally nothing more beautiful than the love shared between siblings.
- I concur.
- Ow.
[both laugh.]
Oh, man.
What have I done? I have to go get that egg back! [panting.]
You'd never give me away to Jeremy, would you? Aah! Heh, cool.
[silly music.]
- Whoa-ho-ho! - Jeremy! - Aah! - I made a mistake.
I need that egg back! Egg? Oh, w-what egg? I don't know about an egg! The big round egg I gently tucked into your backside? That was you? Oh, well, I guess that does make a lot more sense I mean, egg? Oh, I don't oh oh Wow, look! What's that behind you? Trees.
They're just trees, Jeremy.
- Please stay focused.
- Aww.
[panting.]
- Hey! - I'm sorry, Harvey! [sobbing.]
[grunts.]
Hey, are you okay? Oh, yeah.
I'm fine, thanks.
You're welcome.
Now tell me where the egg is! Aah! I couldn't handle the pressures of parenthood, so I left her at Randl's shop! Oh, gosh, I'm sorry.
What? I'm comin', egg sister! Dear diary, it has been a rough day.
Egg? What egg? Oh, the egg that Jeremy left here! - Yes! - Just sold it.
The last thing I need is someone else around here - nagging me all day.
- Randl, did you wash your bits? - Ma! My bits are fine! - You have dirty bits.
You sold her? Well, who'd you sell her to? [adventurous music.]
There she is! Thanks, cool and pretty bug.
[bugs buzzing.]
- I'm comin', sis! - Huh? Wow, a beautiful egg of my very own.
I know just what to do with it! Ha! What? No! [suspenseful music.]
Oh, no.
Okay, I know she's somewhere in these rocks.
I'll just check each and every one of them systematically.
Nope.
Nope.
[music.]
Nope Just a rock.
Not a baby.
[sighs.]
Little sis? I hope you can hear me.
I I know I let you down, and I'm sorry, but I promise I'm not gonna stop looking until I find you.
I'm not gonna leave you again.
Little sister of mine I hope you hatch really soon 'Cause once you're here We'll have so much fun Playing all day in the sun [egg rustling.]
Huh? What was Little sister of mine I'm your big brother, Harvey And I'll always be there for you 'Cause that's what big brothers do [music.]
Oh, there you are, sweetie! Did you and your sister have fun today? - He's so nurturing.
- Um, yeah, kind of.
Well, actually I, uh [gasps.]
[both gasping.]
Whoa, my gosh! It's happening! Okay, okay.
Everyone stay calm! I'll just gather what we need.
Got to have a lamp.
Okay.
Okay.
Tire pump.
Keep breathing, Miriam! Irving, we packed the duffel bag for the hospital weeks ago, remember? Oh.
Right.
[jazzy music.]
Oh, gosh.
I'm so nervous.
What if she doesn't like me? - Dude, of course she's gonna like you.
- Yeah! You're so likeable.
Okay! Who wants to see a baby? Here she is! Come and say hello to Harvey's new sister, Michelle.
Aww! She's so cute.
And so fresh and untouched by the world! [hacking.]
Okay, I think that's enough time with the baby for you two.
Hi, Michelle.
I'm your big brother, Harvey.
Nice to meet you, bugaboo.
[yawns.]
- Oh, gosh, she's like an angel.
- Heh.
She sure is, bud.
Our perfect, sweet baby angel.
[evil music.]
# Harvey # # Harvey # # Harvey # Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi! Mi-mo-mo-moo-moo-moo-ma! Little sis, I asked you here for a reason.
This is a little embarrassing, but, I just got so excited thinking about meeting you, I wrote you a song.
So feel free to clap along.
[clears throat.]
Little sister of mine I hope you hatch really soon 'Cause once you're here, we'll have so much fun Playing all day in the sun Little sister of mine I'm your big brother, Harvey And I'll always be there for you 'Cause that's what big brothers do [music.]
- Knock, knock.
- Freeze! This is the police.
And you're under arrest for having too much fun! Ha! Guilty as charged, officer.
What's up, guys? We just wanted to grab that box full of your old baby things.
It's not like you're using these anymore.
And we have to get ready for the bugaboo.
The bugaboo? You mean me? Mom: No, the baby, silly.
Oh, but I thought I was the bugaboo.
Oh, honey, you'll always be the first bugaboo.
The baby's going to be the new bugaboo.
The new bugaboo? [suspenseful music.]
So yeah, there's no way that Piri has that much bounce in her hair and didn't get a perm.
But anyways, how are you buddy? How's your heart? Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! [bunnies laughing and scurrying.]
I've just been wondering: how do things change when you have siblings? Oh, Harvey, you sweet, innocent marigold.
Everything changes.
- But it's a good change? - Oh.
It's bad.
Very bad.
It's crazy, buddy.
There's so many of us that sometimes my parents forget my name.
But your name is so charming and memorable.
Thank you! I know.
Harvey, imagine this carrot is your parents' love.
Aah! Your siblings took it all! - You want the carrot, Harvey? - Yes! - Well, you can't have it.
It's gone.
- But I need it! [sobs.]
No! Don't you get it? I used to have the whole carrot, and they took it, 'cause that's what siblings do.
This is worse than I thought.
I got to do something! You know, it's not so bad when I've got a friend like you, Harvey.
Oh.
[panting.]
I don't want things to change! I got to to do something.
Oh, hey, sis.
It sure is crowded in here, wouldn't you say? [forced chuckle.]
Yeah, maybe one of us should move out.
You'd be okay with leaving, right? Don't worry, sis, I'm gonna find a great new home for you.
[anxious music.]
No.
No.
Oh yes, this is quite lovely.
I love picnics.
I can't wait to eat my sandwich.
Oh.
Meh.
I wonder if Jeremy would be a good dad.
Hmmm.
[fantastical music.]
- Daughter.
- Yes, perfect dad? I made you silly-face pancakes - because I absolutely adore you.
- Whillikers! Life was a wasteland before I met you.
Truly, I could not have asked for a better upbringing! Yeah! This is for the best, egg.
Huh? Is someone there? Oh! Whoa! Did I just lay an egg? Wha Wha Wha? This is so exciting! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Whoo! I'm still the bugaboo.
This is good.
[playful music.]
Listen, I know a natural curl when I see one, and that Piri does not have it.
[shop bell ringing.]
What do you need? Yes, hello.
I'm a dad now.
Well, what do you want? A pat on the back? Oh, no actually, I just need some supplies! All right.
Follow me.
All right, you're gonna you're gonna need some baby food.
Ear plugs.
Little booties.
Oh, you're gonna need some of this, and maybe one of these.
This is only the beginning.
You've got another mouth to feed.
Another life to ruin.
Hey, do you want new or used? - Huh? - You want new or used diapers? - Whatever's on the top shelf.
- Ah, come on! Aah! Aah! Aah! This is too much! - I have no idea what I'm doing! - I am very beautiful.
[energetic music.]
Wait, what? [chuckles.]
I still got it.
[happy music.]
- Hello, my friends! - Hey! You're in a good mood.
Well, Jeremy's going to raise my baby sister now, and I'll get to keep the carrot that is my parent's love.
So yeah, I'm feelin' pretty good.
Jeremy? Sister? Carrot? Oh, well Dade told me that having siblings would ruin my life, so I went and gave the baby to Jeremy! It's a win-win.
- Are you serious? - Yeah! Have you been drinking crazy juice?! No, just regular 100% apple juice.
You kidnapped your baby sister and gave her to Jeremy? - What were you thinking? - Uh Oh, my gosh! What was I thinking?! There is literally nothing more beautiful than the love shared between siblings.
- I concur.
- Ow.
[both laugh.]
Oh, man.
What have I done? I have to go get that egg back! [panting.]
You'd never give me away to Jeremy, would you? Aah! Heh, cool.
[silly music.]
- Whoa-ho-ho! - Jeremy! - Aah! - I made a mistake.
I need that egg back! Egg? Oh, w-what egg? I don't know about an egg! The big round egg I gently tucked into your backside? That was you? Oh, well, I guess that does make a lot more sense I mean, egg? Oh, I don't oh oh Wow, look! What's that behind you? Trees.
They're just trees, Jeremy.
- Please stay focused.
- Aww.
[panting.]
- Hey! - I'm sorry, Harvey! [sobbing.]
[grunts.]
Hey, are you okay? Oh, yeah.
I'm fine, thanks.
You're welcome.
Now tell me where the egg is! Aah! I couldn't handle the pressures of parenthood, so I left her at Randl's shop! Oh, gosh, I'm sorry.
What? I'm comin', egg sister! Dear diary, it has been a rough day.
Egg? What egg? Oh, the egg that Jeremy left here! - Yes! - Just sold it.
The last thing I need is someone else around here - nagging me all day.
- Randl, did you wash your bits? - Ma! My bits are fine! - You have dirty bits.
You sold her? Well, who'd you sell her to? [adventurous music.]
There she is! Thanks, cool and pretty bug.
[bugs buzzing.]
- I'm comin', sis! - Huh? Wow, a beautiful egg of my very own.
I know just what to do with it! Ha! What? No! [suspenseful music.]
Oh, no.
Okay, I know she's somewhere in these rocks.
I'll just check each and every one of them systematically.
Nope.
Nope.
[music.]
Nope Just a rock.
Not a baby.
[sighs.]
Little sis? I hope you can hear me.
I I know I let you down, and I'm sorry, but I promise I'm not gonna stop looking until I find you.
I'm not gonna leave you again.
Little sister of mine I hope you hatch really soon 'Cause once you're here We'll have so much fun Playing all day in the sun [egg rustling.]
Huh? What was Little sister of mine I'm your big brother, Harvey And I'll always be there for you 'Cause that's what big brothers do [music.]
Oh, there you are, sweetie! Did you and your sister have fun today? - He's so nurturing.
- Um, yeah, kind of.
Well, actually I, uh [gasps.]
[both gasping.]
Whoa, my gosh! It's happening! Okay, okay.
Everyone stay calm! I'll just gather what we need.
Got to have a lamp.
Okay.
Okay.
Tire pump.
Keep breathing, Miriam! Irving, we packed the duffel bag for the hospital weeks ago, remember? Oh.
Right.
[jazzy music.]
Oh, gosh.
I'm so nervous.
What if she doesn't like me? - Dude, of course she's gonna like you.
- Yeah! You're so likeable.
Okay! Who wants to see a baby? Here she is! Come and say hello to Harvey's new sister, Michelle.
Aww! She's so cute.
And so fresh and untouched by the world! [hacking.]
Okay, I think that's enough time with the baby for you two.
Hi, Michelle.
I'm your big brother, Harvey.
Nice to meet you, bugaboo.
[yawns.]
- Oh, gosh, she's like an angel.
- Heh.
She sure is, bud.
Our perfect, sweet baby angel.
[evil music.]