He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983) s01e03 Episode Script
Colossor Awakes
1 [dramatic music.]
I am Adam, Prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull.
This is Cringer, my fearless friend.
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said, "By the power of Grayskull!" [chorus.]
He-Man I have the power! [roaring.]
[He-Man.]
Cringer became the mighty Battle Cat, and I became He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe.
Only three others share this secret: our friends the Sorceress, Man-At-Arms, and Orko.
Together we defend Castle Grayskull from the evil forces of Skeletor.
[cackling.]
[dramatic music.]
[thunder rumbling.]
[Beast Man snoring.]
[grunting.]
You, uh, you called? [growls.]
Yes, you lazy creature.
While you were sleeping, I finished my greatest creation, the Collector.
[thunder clapping.]
With the huge energy converter built into this ship, I can carry out my plan to rule all of Eternia.
Hmm.
Checkmate.
[He-Man.]
Well, looks like he's got you this time, Orko.
Looks aren't everything.
[shimmering tone.]
Ohh! [both laugh.]
[lasers firing.]
[ominous music.]
What in Eternia is going on? Better take cover, Your Highness! Come on, Cringer.
We're needed.
[stammering.]
But we could turn to stone! [dramatic music.]
[beams firing.]
Whywhy don't you go ahead without me? I make a lousy statue.
By the power of Grayskull! [dramatic music.]
[chorus.]
He-Man [chorus.]
He-Man I have the power! [chorus.]
He-Man [roaring.]
You don't scare me! Father! Look out, Teela.
Are you all right, Teela? Yes, but my father we must find a way to change him back.
If there's a way, we'll find it.
Ah, amazing.
You turned him to stone.
Of course I did, fur brain! And if you think that's impressive, watch this.
How about bringing stone to life? [growls.]
[roars.]
[both roaring.]
Boy, am I glad to see you guys! It's a good thing we were in the neighborhood.
[shattering.]
Catch me if you can, pebble brain! [roaring.]
Ah, He-Man's allies are more clever than you thought, Skeletor.
[chuckles.]
Not half as clever as you think.
[whistles.]
[whooshing.]
[chorus.]
He-Man Wait here, Battle Cat.
[chorus.]
He-Man [growls.]
[chorus.]
He-Man Whoever that is, an ion blast should scare him off.
[beam fires.]
[rumbling.]
[laughs.]
Oh, really? [Skeletor.]
He-Man, I'll take care of you.
[zapping.]
[computer.]
Danger.
Emergency override.
Automatic pilot engaged.
Beginning landing procedure.
[springs boing.]
[whooshing.]
[all.]
Yay! [Orko.]
Yahoo! [dramatic music.]
Teela, what happened? My father's been turned to stone.
We'll find the answer to this, my friend.
I don't understand all of Man-At-Arms' inventions, but my Earth science training should help us.
[warbling tone.]
[machine chirps.]
Isn't there anything you can do, Mother? I'm afraid not.
As far as I can tell, this will be permanent at sundown.
Then there are only a few hours left.
Come, my friend.
I know of someone who can help us.
[chorus.]
He-Man - [Skeletor shouting.]
- [Beast Man growling.]
Follow me, Beast, and don't drop the Energizer.
Someday, you won't order me around, Skeletor.
[roars.]
[laser zaps.]
A little more energy should be enough to bring Colossor to life.
[Skeletor cackles.]
[Skeletor.]
Soon, Eternia will be all mine.
Can you help us, Sorceress? We must find the answer before nightfall, or it will be too late to save Man-At-Arms.
This menace is larger than you imagine.
You will walk through fire before it is over.
Seek the Fire Jewels, He-Man.
Only they can save Man-At-Arms.
I will need help on this quest.
[chorus.]
He-Man [gentle music.]
[engines roaring.]
Evil-Lyn, what do you want? Your power, Skeletor.
[cackles.]
You try my patience, witch.
He-Man has been to see the Sorceress.
He must be on his way to get the Fire Jewels.
And you think he's not clever? [zapping.]
You'd better be twice as clever, or I'll make a rug out of you.
Stop He-Man! [upbeat music.]
[cackles.]
One more tank full of energy, and Colossor will live! No luck.
I can't find those equations.
We'd better find them soon.
The sun is almost down.
[shattering.]
Orko! What an awful place.
Well, it's gloomy, Teela, but at least it's not dangerous.
[footsteps thumping.]
- [screeches.]
- Not dangerous, you say? Well, swamp bats are nasty, but they don't usually attack if you leave them alone.
Swamp bat, attack them! Beast Man! So Skeletor's behind this.
Maybe a flash ball will lighten our problem.
[screeching.]
[flash ball bangs.]
[swamp bat screeching.]
And as for you, Beast Man I'll deal with you later.
Let's go! The Fire Jewels are the only things that can help us, and we're running out of time.
Wait here and stand guard.
This shouldn't take too long.
[ominous music.]
[warbling tone.]
[dramatic music.]
[rumbling.]
He-Man, look out! [beam warbling.]
[Skeletor.]
Well, did you take care of He-Man, Beastie? I'm afraid, Skeletor, that He-Man is smarter than we thought.
What? [rumbling.]
At last! Nothing can stop me now.
Not even He-Man! [dramatic music.]
Teela, catch! Let's get these back to the Sorceress.
Time is running out.
[Colossor.]
Who has awakened me? I, Skeletor, Master of the Universe, have awakened you.
And I command you, capture Castle Grayskull! [Colossor.]
Capture Castle Grayskull.
[cackling.]
At last, the secrets of Grayskull will be mine.
[beeping and whirring.]
With these, we can defeat Skeletor.
Now, the Fire Jewels have to be crushed into fine powder.
I think that can be arranged.
- [grunting.]
- [jewels crushing.]
Contact with this ray fuser will cause Skeletor's two rays to fuse into one.
The new ray will give life back to our friends.
Contact? The ray fuser will have to touch the controls for both rays to fuse them into one.
And we'll make sure it does.
Let's go! You two stand guard here while I pay a visit to Skeletor.
[whistles.]
Well, I guess it's just you and me.
[roars.]
[thundering footsteps.]
That sounds like big trouble.
Let's go.
Are we flying backwards, Beastie? Why haven't we reached Castle Grayskull? Let's go back to Snake Mountain.
Colossor can capture Grayskull without our help.
Colossor will capture Grayskull, and I'll be there to watch! [crashing.]
[Skeletor.]
He-Man! [scraping.]
[metal creaks.]
Take him! [He-Man.]
It won't be that easy, Skeletor.
[growls.]
He-Man, there is trouble at Grayskull.
Come quickly.
You can survive a fall from this height, He-Man.
I won't have to, Skeletor.
[thud.]
[power whirring.]
Out of my way, Beast! [He-Man whistles.]
[engine zooming.]
This is our last chance.
The sun's almost down.
It's now or never.
[He-Man.]
Take cover! [cackling.]
Now I've got you all! [blast.]
A green ray? You will pay for this, He-Man.
That's the longest I've ever stayed still.
There's trouble at Grayskull.
Teela and Battle Cat are there with the Sorceress.
Let's go.
[thundering footsteps.]
And I thought nothing could be worse than the volcano.
He-Man! [upbeat music.]
[Zoar screeching.]
[weapon fires.]
[rope whipping.]
Time for some magicI hope.
Powerful sun, lend me your might.
Slow down the giant with flashes of light.
It worked! [springs boinging.]
Now, Stratos! [grunts.]
Colossor's down! [Orko.]
But not out.
Yah! He-Man! [explosion.]
[all cheering.]
All right! Yes! Yay! Yahoo! It's not over yet.
Look.
Now, He-Man, I will have my revenge.
[beam fires.]
[beam zaps.]
Why do I have the feeling that he'll be back? Oh, he'll be back, all right.
But we'll be waiting for him.
[dramatic music.]
And then I used my magic to knock Colossor over! And then I took care of Skeletor, and [gulps.]
Yikes! Colossor's back! [laughs.]
It's only me.
[sighs.]
I knew it was you.
I knew it all the time.
[all laughing.]
[Teela.]
I love running at this time of the day.
[He-Man.]
Yeah.
Me too.
Makes me feel close to nature.
The best part is that it's wonderful exercise.
It's the best.
Of course, one should check with a doctor before doing any heavy exercise.
Right, and then start off just a little each day.
I sure wish we could tell that to everybody.
- [Teela.]
I think we just did.
- We did? [Teela.]
See for yourself.
Remember: Be good to your body, and it'll be good to you.
Well said, He-Man.
Now, I'll race you to the tree! [He-Man.]
Okay!
I am Adam, Prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull.
This is Cringer, my fearless friend.
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said, "By the power of Grayskull!" [chorus.]
He-Man I have the power! [roaring.]
[He-Man.]
Cringer became the mighty Battle Cat, and I became He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe.
Only three others share this secret: our friends the Sorceress, Man-At-Arms, and Orko.
Together we defend Castle Grayskull from the evil forces of Skeletor.
[cackling.]
[dramatic music.]
[thunder rumbling.]
[Beast Man snoring.]
[grunting.]
You, uh, you called? [growls.]
Yes, you lazy creature.
While you were sleeping, I finished my greatest creation, the Collector.
[thunder clapping.]
With the huge energy converter built into this ship, I can carry out my plan to rule all of Eternia.
Hmm.
Checkmate.
[He-Man.]
Well, looks like he's got you this time, Orko.
Looks aren't everything.
[shimmering tone.]
Ohh! [both laugh.]
[lasers firing.]
[ominous music.]
What in Eternia is going on? Better take cover, Your Highness! Come on, Cringer.
We're needed.
[stammering.]
But we could turn to stone! [dramatic music.]
[beams firing.]
Whywhy don't you go ahead without me? I make a lousy statue.
By the power of Grayskull! [dramatic music.]
[chorus.]
He-Man [chorus.]
He-Man I have the power! [chorus.]
He-Man [roaring.]
You don't scare me! Father! Look out, Teela.
Are you all right, Teela? Yes, but my father we must find a way to change him back.
If there's a way, we'll find it.
Ah, amazing.
You turned him to stone.
Of course I did, fur brain! And if you think that's impressive, watch this.
How about bringing stone to life? [growls.]
[roars.]
[both roaring.]
Boy, am I glad to see you guys! It's a good thing we were in the neighborhood.
[shattering.]
Catch me if you can, pebble brain! [roaring.]
Ah, He-Man's allies are more clever than you thought, Skeletor.
[chuckles.]
Not half as clever as you think.
[whistles.]
[whooshing.]
[chorus.]
He-Man Wait here, Battle Cat.
[chorus.]
He-Man [growls.]
[chorus.]
He-Man Whoever that is, an ion blast should scare him off.
[beam fires.]
[rumbling.]
[laughs.]
Oh, really? [Skeletor.]
He-Man, I'll take care of you.
[zapping.]
[computer.]
Danger.
Emergency override.
Automatic pilot engaged.
Beginning landing procedure.
[springs boing.]
[whooshing.]
[all.]
Yay! [Orko.]
Yahoo! [dramatic music.]
Teela, what happened? My father's been turned to stone.
We'll find the answer to this, my friend.
I don't understand all of Man-At-Arms' inventions, but my Earth science training should help us.
[warbling tone.]
[machine chirps.]
Isn't there anything you can do, Mother? I'm afraid not.
As far as I can tell, this will be permanent at sundown.
Then there are only a few hours left.
Come, my friend.
I know of someone who can help us.
[chorus.]
He-Man - [Skeletor shouting.]
- [Beast Man growling.]
Follow me, Beast, and don't drop the Energizer.
Someday, you won't order me around, Skeletor.
[roars.]
[laser zaps.]
A little more energy should be enough to bring Colossor to life.
[Skeletor cackles.]
[Skeletor.]
Soon, Eternia will be all mine.
Can you help us, Sorceress? We must find the answer before nightfall, or it will be too late to save Man-At-Arms.
This menace is larger than you imagine.
You will walk through fire before it is over.
Seek the Fire Jewels, He-Man.
Only they can save Man-At-Arms.
I will need help on this quest.
[chorus.]
He-Man [gentle music.]
[engines roaring.]
Evil-Lyn, what do you want? Your power, Skeletor.
[cackles.]
You try my patience, witch.
He-Man has been to see the Sorceress.
He must be on his way to get the Fire Jewels.
And you think he's not clever? [zapping.]
You'd better be twice as clever, or I'll make a rug out of you.
Stop He-Man! [upbeat music.]
[cackles.]
One more tank full of energy, and Colossor will live! No luck.
I can't find those equations.
We'd better find them soon.
The sun is almost down.
[shattering.]
Orko! What an awful place.
Well, it's gloomy, Teela, but at least it's not dangerous.
[footsteps thumping.]
- [screeches.]
- Not dangerous, you say? Well, swamp bats are nasty, but they don't usually attack if you leave them alone.
Swamp bat, attack them! Beast Man! So Skeletor's behind this.
Maybe a flash ball will lighten our problem.
[screeching.]
[flash ball bangs.]
[swamp bat screeching.]
And as for you, Beast Man I'll deal with you later.
Let's go! The Fire Jewels are the only things that can help us, and we're running out of time.
Wait here and stand guard.
This shouldn't take too long.
[ominous music.]
[warbling tone.]
[dramatic music.]
[rumbling.]
He-Man, look out! [beam warbling.]
[Skeletor.]
Well, did you take care of He-Man, Beastie? I'm afraid, Skeletor, that He-Man is smarter than we thought.
What? [rumbling.]
At last! Nothing can stop me now.
Not even He-Man! [dramatic music.]
Teela, catch! Let's get these back to the Sorceress.
Time is running out.
[Colossor.]
Who has awakened me? I, Skeletor, Master of the Universe, have awakened you.
And I command you, capture Castle Grayskull! [Colossor.]
Capture Castle Grayskull.
[cackling.]
At last, the secrets of Grayskull will be mine.
[beeping and whirring.]
With these, we can defeat Skeletor.
Now, the Fire Jewels have to be crushed into fine powder.
I think that can be arranged.
- [grunting.]
- [jewels crushing.]
Contact with this ray fuser will cause Skeletor's two rays to fuse into one.
The new ray will give life back to our friends.
Contact? The ray fuser will have to touch the controls for both rays to fuse them into one.
And we'll make sure it does.
Let's go! You two stand guard here while I pay a visit to Skeletor.
[whistles.]
Well, I guess it's just you and me.
[roars.]
[thundering footsteps.]
That sounds like big trouble.
Let's go.
Are we flying backwards, Beastie? Why haven't we reached Castle Grayskull? Let's go back to Snake Mountain.
Colossor can capture Grayskull without our help.
Colossor will capture Grayskull, and I'll be there to watch! [crashing.]
[Skeletor.]
He-Man! [scraping.]
[metal creaks.]
Take him! [He-Man.]
It won't be that easy, Skeletor.
[growls.]
He-Man, there is trouble at Grayskull.
Come quickly.
You can survive a fall from this height, He-Man.
I won't have to, Skeletor.
[thud.]
[power whirring.]
Out of my way, Beast! [He-Man whistles.]
[engine zooming.]
This is our last chance.
The sun's almost down.
It's now or never.
[He-Man.]
Take cover! [cackling.]
Now I've got you all! [blast.]
A green ray? You will pay for this, He-Man.
That's the longest I've ever stayed still.
There's trouble at Grayskull.
Teela and Battle Cat are there with the Sorceress.
Let's go.
[thundering footsteps.]
And I thought nothing could be worse than the volcano.
He-Man! [upbeat music.]
[Zoar screeching.]
[weapon fires.]
[rope whipping.]
Time for some magicI hope.
Powerful sun, lend me your might.
Slow down the giant with flashes of light.
It worked! [springs boinging.]
Now, Stratos! [grunts.]
Colossor's down! [Orko.]
But not out.
Yah! He-Man! [explosion.]
[all cheering.]
All right! Yes! Yay! Yahoo! It's not over yet.
Look.
Now, He-Man, I will have my revenge.
[beam fires.]
[beam zaps.]
Why do I have the feeling that he'll be back? Oh, he'll be back, all right.
But we'll be waiting for him.
[dramatic music.]
And then I used my magic to knock Colossor over! And then I took care of Skeletor, and [gulps.]
Yikes! Colossor's back! [laughs.]
It's only me.
[sighs.]
I knew it was you.
I knew it all the time.
[all laughing.]
[Teela.]
I love running at this time of the day.
[He-Man.]
Yeah.
Me too.
Makes me feel close to nature.
The best part is that it's wonderful exercise.
It's the best.
Of course, one should check with a doctor before doing any heavy exercise.
Right, and then start off just a little each day.
I sure wish we could tell that to everybody.
- [Teela.]
I think we just did.
- We did? [Teela.]
See for yourself.
Remember: Be good to your body, and it'll be good to you.
Well said, He-Man.
Now, I'll race you to the tree! [He-Man.]
Okay!