He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983) s01e30 Episode Script

The Return of Orko's Uncle

1 [dramatic music.]
I am Adam, Prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull.
This is Cringer, my fearless friend.
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said, "By the power of Grayskull!" [chorus.]
He-Man I have the power! [roaring.]
[He-Man.]
Cringer became the mighty Battle Cat, and I became He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe.
Only three others share this secret: our friends the Sorceress, Man-At-Arms, and Orko.
Together we defend Castle Grayskull from the evil forces of Skeletor.
[cackling.]
[eerie music.]
[foreboding music.]
You'll never get away with this, Montork! [chuckling.]
I hate to contradict you, Azrog, but I already have.
You are under arrest.
That's what you think.
I can work magic too, you know? [dramatic music.]
So long, Montork! Karg and I are heading for Eternia to see the witch Spydra, my partner in evil.
Eternia? Witch? No, no-no, no-nono, no comecome back! [Azrog cackling.]
Ihey, hereyou mustn't.
I-I'll stop you.
I mean I-I'lloh.
[dramatic music.]
[warbling tone.]
Oh, good gracious.
StopI I'm going the wrong way.
Stop! [chorus.]
He-Man [ominous music.]
[cackling.]
Our magic has worked.
And Azrog is almost here.
[zapping.]
[gasps.]
[warbling tone.]
Hmm, oh, dear.
You look like a witch.
Uh, perchance, could you be Spydra? I am.
Hmm, I was afraid I'd be correct.
And you, sir? What did you do with Azrog? Uh, oh, me? What did I Oh, well, I assure you, madam, I, um [rumbling.]
[lively music.]
[warbling tone.]
[shimmering tone.]
[regal music.]
[zapping.]
[dramatic music.]
[thunderclap.]
Yikes! [thud.]
Don't worry, Cringer.
It's only thunder.
[thunderclap.]
Well, if it's coming in here, I'm leaving! [ominous music.]
[thunderclap.]
Hey, it's just like the last time my Uncle Montork came.
He always comes this way.
Whoopee! [warbling tone.]
Yech! Montork has messed up my magic again.
Hey, youyou're not You're the bad wizard Azrog.
- [zaps.]
- Yeow! [laughs.]
[thud.]
How dare you come to Eternia? [Azrog.]
I go where I please.
And I will take care of him, Adam.
Really? [cackles.]
What if I take care of you first? [zapping.]
[muffled grunting.]
You're the one that needs taken care of.
Uh, I just, uh, remembered I have an appointment.
Uh, nice meeting you, Azrog.
[dramatic music.]
[muffled grunting.]
I think it's about time Azrog met a good friend of mine.
By the power of Grayskull! [dramatic music.]
[chorus.]
He-Man I have the power! [chorus.]
He-Man And now to pay my respects.
[chorus.]
He-Man He-Man! Guess who I trapped under the tablecloth.
[He-Man.]
Good work, Orko.
Your Uncle Montork would be proud of you.
Yeah, he would.
He would? I'll call my guards and have Azrog locked up.
[Azrog.]
Not so fast! [warbling tone.]
[Azrog cackling.]
[Teela.]
Oh! [roaring.]
Hold it, Azrog.
You hold it! [zapping.]
To Spydra's castle, Karg.
Quickly! [roaring.]
- [wings flapping.]
- [rumbling.]
[Azrog laughing.]
Well, at least he's gone.
And I was hoping it was Wait a minute.
Your Uncle Montork was following Azrog.
But if he landed here by mistake Then Uncle Montork must have landed at That's it! The witch's castle.
What are we waiting for? [chorus.]
He-Man [ominous music.]
The Mystic Mountains, thataway.
[engine whirring.]
[engine roaring.]
[dramatic music.]
[chorus.]
He-Man [foreboding music.]
It is all your fault, Montork.
You'll pay for this! Gladly, Spydra, just put it on my bill.
[cackling.]
You'll see.
Once Azrog and I join our powers, we'll be unbeatable! [cackling.]
Oh, really? Well, in that case, I think the time has come to stop you.
[shimmering tone.]
How did you do that? You forget, my dear, I'm a magician too and a good one at that, if I do say so myself.
[shimmering tone.]
[muffled.]
Hey! What are you doing? Let me out of here.
Hmm, I'm afraid I'll have to find Orko and He-Man first.
[Spydra.]
Montork, get back here this instant! Not till I find my friends.
Don't worry, Spydra, I shan't be long.
[chorus.]
He-Man [engine roaring.]
[He-Man.]
There it is.
[Orko.]
Spydra's Castle.
[suspenseful music.]
[He-Man.]
We'll leave the Wind Raider here and go in on foot.
Hey, that sounds like He-Man, Teela, and Orko! Uncle Montork! Am I glad to see you! [Montork.]
I feel the same way about you.
[clears throat.]
I, uh I hate to break up this joyful reunion, but [Montork.]
I know, you're looking for Azrog.
Well, you've come to the right place.
Look.
[Karg roaring.]
[Teela.]
We're just in time.
Let's get him.
Right, Uncle? [Montork.]
Oh, yeah, hmm, oh, yes, by all means, nephew.
[clears throat.]
He-Man, lead the way.
[dramatic music.]
[chorus.]
He-Man Well, it certainly took you long enough to get here.
[Azrog.]
No thanks to your bad magic! It was Montork's meddling.
Now get me out of here.
So he was here, was he? [pop.]
Yes, now, let's join our powers before he comes back with He-Man.
I agree.
If He-Man and Montork are together, we'll have a real surprise for them.
[both laughing.]
[shimmering tone.]
[He-Man.]
From the looks of things, Azrog and his monster are waiting for us.
Good, wait till you see me in action, Uncle Montork.
My magic's really super good now.
Fine, Orko, my boy, fine, but just be careful.
Azrog and Spydra are a dangerous pair.
Well, they better watch out for me and my uncle.
[chorus.]
He-Man Come on, fiend, hurry up.
Are we going to link our powers, or am I going to have to do it all myself? Hold your tongue, witch.
Yes, our powers will be linked but with you as my slave.
You are now under my spell.
My magic is at your command.
Now, that's more like it.
I can now proceed without all your cackling.
Karg, search for He-Man and Montork.
And bring them to me.
[barks.]
[roaring.]
Look out, guys.
[suspenseful music.]
[roaring.]
Now's my chance to do something all by myself.
[roaring.]
[warbling tone.]
[cries.]
[roars.]
[warbling tone.]
[Karg roaring.]
[spraying.]
Score one for Montork.
[shimmering tone.]
Uncle Montork's gonna be really proud of me.
[dainty music.]
Boy, look at all this stuff! [shimmering tone.]
Abracazowee! [crash.]
Hey, look at this.
Magic beans.
I wonder if they're still good.
[chuckles.]
Only one way to find out.
[shimmering tone.]
[rumbling.]
[boing.]
It worked! [roaring.]
All right, Karg.
The fun's over.
[Karg roaring.]
[Karg wailing.]
Now, that's what I call muscle magic.
Where's Orko? He's gone.
[Montork.]
Dear me, I certainly hope he hasn't gone after Azrog without us.
But, then, bravery does run in the family.
However, Orko! Come on, let's find him before it's too late.
[dramatic music.]
[ominous music.]
Spydra, go to your storeroom and bring me your magic wand.
Master, I obey.
Stopstop growing.
I-I command you, you hear me? Please? What's going on in there? Uh-oh.
Who are you? [zapping.]
[stammering.]
Who, me? I mean, oh.
[zapping.]
[Spydra.]
And what are you doing with my wand? Speak up! I can't hear you.
You can't? Well, maybe you should have your ears checked.
[chuckles.]
[playful music.]
Stop right there! [shimmering tone.]
Well, well, if it isn't the little nephew of that fool Montork.
My uncle's no fool.
He's the greatest magician there is.
And not only that; he's taught me just about everything I know, and Silence! So Montork has taught you, huh? Well, now, I think I'd like to see what you've learned.
Ituhyou would? - [teeth chattering.]
- [gulps.]
[chorus.]
He-Man [whooshing.]
[suspenseful music.]
Don't worry, Orko, I'm on my way.
Orko, where are you? Aha, I detect the approach of our enemies.
I'll wait for Montork.
He-Man and Teela are yours.
Thank you kindly, Master.
[Teela.]
What do you think? [He-Man.]
Well, for some reason, I don't think anyone's going to open the gate if we knock.
So I'll just have to open it myself.
[rumbling.]
That's as far as you'll get, He-Man.
Wanna bet? Hey, put that thing down! Anything you say, Spydra.
[metal crashes.]
I'll get you for this! No! [cracks.]
[roaring.]
Karg, get her.
[Karg roaring.]
Teela, look out.
Let go of me, you overgrown buzzard! No, Teela, hang on! [exciting music.]
[roaring.]
[rope whipping.]
[whoosh.]
[whooshing.]
[Karg roaring.]
[crash.]
[Karg roaring.]
Just in the nick of time too.
[He-Man.]
I think you're right.
[shrieking.]
[shrieks.]
What happens if he decides to grow again? [muffled shrieks.]
We'd better find Montork fast.
Hopefully his magic can keep Karg small.
[chorus.]
He-Man [foreboding music.]
He-Man, is that you? [rumbles.]
I can't find Orko, and I'm really worried.
Well, I'm worried about this.
[muffled shrieking.]
Hmm, I see what you mean.
[Teela.]
Hurry! I've got it.
No grow, no grow.
[shimmering tone.]
Uh, hickory, dickory, dock.
[explosion.]
Hickory? Dickory? [laughs.]
What kind of magic spell is that? It worked, didn't it? [Teela.]
Good point.
Now, I must find Orko beforebefore Before Azrog does.
Thank you.
[Azrog.]
Ha! I've already found him.
Allow me to introduce the new Orko.
[sinister music.]
Nephew? What has he done to you? [robotically.]
I am a great magician now.
Uncle Montork, please observe.
[whirring.]
[dramatic music.]
Look out! [whooshing.]
[crash.]
[whooshing.]
[laughs.]
What's the matter, heroes? Is my little magician too much for you? [foreboding music.]
How did I do, Master? Very well, slave.
Why, you've cast a spell on him, youyouuh Montork, wait.
[Montork.]
You'll pay for this.
[zapping.]
And you'll all pay for this.
Orko, take out the wand and show your uncle your true magic! [sinister music.]
- [shimmering tone.]
- Orko, not me, please.
He-Man, do something! [Montork.]
No, let me handle this.
Now, Orko, remember, I taught you only good magic.
Now, ask yourself, is this good or evil? Think, Orko.
Think.
[tense music.]
Uhuh [groans angrily.]
[warbling tone.]
Orko, do as I say! That's enough out of you.
[screams.]
Please, Uncle Montork, I've got to show you I'm a great magician just like you, as Azrog says so.
[shimmering tone.]
Then do itnow! Do you hear, Orko? I command you! Hey, He-Man! How about a lift? With pleasure.
What are you Hey! [dramatic music.]
Orko, blast them all! [shimmering tone.]
Now, Orko, I think that's just about enough.
[Orko.]
But I've gotta I've got to show you how great I am.
I mean, how else would you know? It doesn't matter, Orko.
Really doesn't.
I'll love you whether you're a great magician or not.
It's not your power I care about; it's you.
Only you.
Youdo you mean that? Really? Don't listen to him.
I offer you the power of the universe Orko, love is the most powerful force there is.
We, you and I, we have that for each other.
Youyou're my very favorite nephew.
I-I am? [Montork.]
Of course you are.
Don't you feel it? Feel what? Love, Orko.
If you feel it, you have it.
[shimmering tone.]
[straining.]
[cries.]
[warbling tone.]
Yeah, whoopee, I can feel it! I really can! Andandand I love everybody! Especially you, Uncle Montork.
Why, I'm so happy, so - Hmm.
- What? Well, come to think of it, anyone who could break Azrog's spell all by himself must be a mighty powerful magician after all.
Aw, you didn't have to say that.
[laughs.]
Wand, return to your master.
[dramatic music.]
[zapping.]
Ha! I should have known I'd have to take care of this myself! [rope whooshes.]
[rope whips.]
[Teela.]
He-Man! [whooshing.]
[explosion.]
Oh, no.
I'm ruined.
Ruined byby Love, Azrog.
L-O-V-E.
Love.
[groans.]
[chorus.]
He-Man [exciting music.]
Gee, Uncle Montork, do you have to go so soon? I'm afraid so, Orko.
I've got to get these two back to Trolla in a magic-proof cell.
Good-bye, Uncle Montork.
I love you.
And I love you too.
[shimmering tone.]
[warbling tone.]
I'll tell everyone back home what a fine magician you are.
Did you hear that? What he said? Oh, boy, I-I'm so happy, I could explode! [shimmering tone.]
[whooshing.]
[explosion.]
[playful music.]
Now, that's what I call magic.
I think I went too far.
[laughs.]
[giggles.]
Boy, I sure got myself in trouble today.
And it all started when I fooled around with something I didn't really understand.
When you're growing up, it's natural to be curious.
But when you fool around with things you don't understand, it's downright dangerous.
Things like electricity, pills, or berries on a bush, play around with them and you're playing with trouble.
Handle only the things you know are safe, and you'll be taking a big step toward avoiding accidents.
Bye! [exciting music.]

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