Instant Star (2004) s01e06 Episode Script

Kiss Me Deadly

Oh yeah! Come on, people! Yeah! Here we go! 5, 6 5, 6, 7, 8! Come on, woo! Bring it down! I can't believe the lengths I'll go to satisfy my label.
They want me to dance on my very first video Come on, both of you.
Here we go! Come on 5, 6 - Come on! Hip! Hip! Come on.
- Okay.
While you were learning guitar, I was learning every kind of dance.
So don't even try and keep up.
- Admit it, you like my moves.
- Oh you wish, Travolta.
And this, with my very first boyfriend.
Well, he is my boyfriend.
Kinda.
I think.
It feels like we only get to see each other at rehearsals.
Stronger.
When are we gonna be able to hang out? I'm starting to get it, though.
Dating is a lot like dancing.
Problem is I have no idea who's leading.
If dating is like dancing I need help.
So, the dance concept on the video has been officially rethought.
Thank you.
That was so wrong.
Yup.
The girl's right.
The concept was weak.
.
Way too soft for Shay's male demo.
So I had my people put together a new one.
Thank you, Darius, but the duet is going on Jude's album.
Which means this is our video, our dime, our concept.
- Cool.
- Entirely new idea.
Jude takes her ride for a tune up where she meets Shay and the crew.
Shay woos Jude.
Ending with a kiss that will make even Darius swoon.
So we have a lot of work to do, but I think this is gonna rock.
Okay? Let's get moving.
Our first kiss caught on camera? It's pretty wild, huh? Can you handle it? Can you handle a kiss from the big Shay? Shut up.
- See you tomorrow.
- Try and stop me.
Excuse me.
Shay-Shay.
We got business.
Oh my God.
Lip kiss or tongue kiss? In-front-of-camera- room-full-of-strangers kiss.
Wow! And it's not like you've kissed that many guys before, either.
I know.
Only three! And none of them counted.
Like Blake Nelson, grade four.
Too young to count.
That lifeguard last summer.
Yeah.
Too unconscious to count.
Totally.
Oh yeah and well you know.
But only 'cause that kissing article made me want to try it.
Lennon, obviously was the Beatles.
I mean sure, some might say McCartney was the key And it was either Jamie or the dog.
But explain wings to me? Yeah, no.
That definitely didn't count.
Oh, wait.
What about "the kiss that shall not be named"? - With Tommy? - Yeah.
Oh, Kat.
That was not a kiss, it was a humiliation.
Well, I cannot believe your luck.
- You're going out with Shay.
- I know.
The Shay.
S to the H to the A to the Y, Shay.
Do you know how many girls would kill to have what you have? I don't even know what I have.
I mean, one second he's totally into me, and the next he's icing me.
- It makes no sense.
- Yeah.
Well, welcome to dating.
Hi.
Can I help you? Oh, Sadie! Hi.
Wow.
I had no idea that you were working at the mall.
Yeah.
It's my first day.
- Oh.
Well, that's super.
- Yeah.
How's your father? Come on.
You see him more than I do, Yvette.
I know what's going on, okay? - I should go.
- Yeah.
Maybe you should.
How I feel When you're with me Waste my time, waste my time Cut.
That was killer.
Back to ones.
Can we get touch-ups? Shay? Can we talk for a minute? Cool.
Whassup? Jude! You are amazing.
The camera loves you.
I mean, I really see a second career in film for you! Thanks, dad.
I just kinda need to talk to Shay.
- Oh.
Sorry.
- That's okay.
First positions.
Okay, give me sad.
Right now.
Pouty? Ambivalent? Okay, mix that all together.
Good, go again.
I see the way you look at her.
You know, pride.
Ownership.
Same way I look at Shay.
You make them sound like property.
Nah, man.
It's all from a place of love and respect.
We know what's best for them, even if they don't.
Yeah.
I get that.
So explain this-- donuts and coffee? A busted up camera? This is amateur night.
So, let me guess, Darius.
You want to lend G Major the cash, huh? Let's bling it up? This is Georgia's show, man.
Stop trying to control things.
Back at ya.
Friends are telling me I lost my mind When I hooked up with you Maybe that's true They say that I'll wake up one day Asking what did I do Maybe that's true too When I'm with you everything's all right All I know is how I feel When you're with me Waste my time, waste my time Not so sure that I'll be yours And baby you could be mine It's all about Hanging out 'Cause you know how to waste my time Cut.
That was killer.
Back to ones.
Jamie.
You've been hiding from me for days, freak-o.
I'm not hiding, I'm vexing.
You have vexed me.
I'm trying to figure out why the heck it is that you kissed me.
Well, you kept going on and on about Jude and I got tired of it.
I figured if I kissed you, you'd freak out and shut up.
Oh, well, good job.
'Cause you totally freak me out.
So, we're cool again, right? Yeah.
Of course.
No biggie.
I mean, it's not as if I kissed you back or anything.
Call me Shay on the M-I-C When you're listening to me you'll be listening to be bumpin' To the rhythm that we give 'em when we hit 'em with the beats on the streets Don't forget the way we livin' yo! Cute girl on the other side of the wall I like the way you move your body and if you fall I'll be the one that's gonna catch you before you hit the ground - I'm feeling your sound - It's all about Hanging out 'Cause you know how to waste my time Waste my time, waste my time Not so sure that I'll be yours But baby you could be mine It's all about Hanging out 'Cause you know how to waste my time Did someone trip on the cord or something? That's a wrap, everybody! Thanks for a great day.
What happened? Our cheque still didn't clear.
The owner wants us out of here pronto.
Tell them it's an accounting glitch.
Is that a fancy word for "I'm so busted I can't pay my bills"? Oh, save it, Darius.
Hey, I make one call to my bank and this all goes away.
But that means I get creative control.
Georgia, don't.
It's a mistake.
What's it gonna be, G? No video, or my video.
Make the call.
So, you gonna eat tonight? Yeah.
Obviously, you're gonna eat.
You're a growing boy.
Uh, guy.
You're trying to ask me at to dinner, shorty? Yeah.
Yes.
Pick you up at 7:00 p.
m.
? Great.
7:00 is awesome.
All right.
See you at 7:00.
Could you wear a bell or something? For the record? You kissed me back.
- Says who? - The 3-second rule.
Anything longer than that is officially mutual.
Everybody knows that.
Okay, whatever with your voodoo-lip-math.
I've only had one mutual kiss with these lips.
And btw, it was awesome.
And that's why the New York Dolls can be considered both punk and glam.
I love it when you talk music.
- Kiss me.
- Alrighty.
See, this is your problem, Andrews.
You make way too much out of every stupid little kiss.
Okay.
Come on, Kat.
Whatever.
Every kiss means something.
Not to me.
- Always happy to meet a fan.
- Thanks.
Thanks a lot.
So this is nice.
You and me doing normal date stuff with autographs.
- Jude, we gotta talk.
- Completely! Look, Shay, I don't wanna do this big kiss scene tomorrow until I know how you feel about us.
There is no us.
What are you talking about? What happened? I don't know.
I just lost interest.
Did I do something wrong? Can we skip this? I hate drama.
I just want to know what I did wrong.
I'm not interested, okay? Is it that hard to get? I don't wanna be your boyfriend.
Okay Come on.
A car wash? Booty girls? Oh dad, since when are there booty girls in my video? Well, honey, I guess booty girls, they sell.
They're the experts.
I don't know.
Honey, I wish I could stay but I've gotta get to work.
- Are you gonna be okay? - It's fine.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
See you later.
Have a good day.
No matter how famous you become, I'm always gonna be your number one fan.
I know.
Bye.
Here's your new look.
It's fab.
Hi.
Oh look, it's my dad's mistress.
I'm sorry you found out.
I never meant for that to happen.
Really? Because you know what would've helped? Not sleeping with him in the first place.
It's a gift.
I've been looking at this necklace for months.
Your dad told me.
He said you've been saving up to buy it for graduation.
Hold on.
You guys talk about me? I can't get him to stop sometimes.
He's incredibly proud of you, Sadie.
No.
Wrong daughter.
I think you mean Jude.
Well, then I don't think you really know your dad.
He adores you.
Wait what else does he say about me? Well he's always bragging about your karate.
Yeah, he does that a lot.
You know how to waste my time Call me Shay on the M-I-C When you're listening to me you'll be listening to be bumpin' To the rhythm that we give 'em where we hit 'em with the beats on the streets Don't forget the way we livin' yo! Cute girl on the other side of the wall I like the way you move your body and if you fall I'll be the one that's gonna catch you before you hit the ground - I'm feeling your sound - It's all about Hanging out 'Cause you know how to waste my time Waste my time, waste my time Not so sure that I'll be yours But baby you could be mine - It's all about hanging out - Okay, like we talked, Shay.
'Cause you know how to waste my time Hands, Shay.
Who's your market, man? Romper room? You want this video getting played or what? Hands are fine, Shay.
No, they aren't.
Look, Jude I know there's been big changes, but it's my video now.
Right.
And last time I checked, it's my body.
So his hands go where I say they go.
Thanks.
I'm ready.
Let's roll.
And playback! Volleyball, basketball, soccer, dressage I guess that is a lot, huh? You know what? I was the same at your age.
Still am.
And your father swears that you could be world class at any sport.
Of course, he's no athlete.
I know.
So you probably get that from your mother.
What are we doing? Sadie.
I'm not a bad person.
I just fell for the wrong guy.
Yeah, but that guy is my dad, Yvette.
Look, I don't want to know you.
Okay? I need to hate you.
They're setting up for the big kiss, huh? Wanna talk about it? No.
With you? I want to yak as it is.
I'm sorry.
I'm kinda all you got right now.
How do you kiss someone who's just dumped you? I don't think I can handle it.
The way I saw you stand up to Darius? I think you can handle anything.
Okay.
Well, what if, hypothetically, this is my first real kiss with someone who's kissing me back.
I just want it to count, you know? Then hypothetically? It will.
But this won't be it.
Look, Jude, a real kiss, it isn't in the lips.
It's in the heart.
And if yours isn't in this one with Shay, then it doesn't count.
Thanks, Tommy.
Hey I've been thinking about your whole kiss philosophy.
And FYI, it's crap.
Are you on something? Lattes.
Possibly too many.
Look, you can't go around kissing people and telling people it doesn't count! That's, like, like lip abuse! Get over yourself! Clearly you felt nothing, but you expect the world moved for me? Well I got news for you, Andrews.
I felt nothing.
Zip.
Zero-- Well, me either! How do you like that? Jamie, that's the girls'.
I'm aware! Just heard about what went down last night.
I feel bad about the way Shay handled it.
Don't.
It's not your fault you're related.
Guess not, but I didn 't mean for it to happen right before your big kiss scene today.
That was harsh.
Wait.
You told him to cool it with me? I've been telling him to cool it from the beginning.
Nothing personal.
But a girlfriend's bad for his image.
Right.
- Jude.
- What? He's gotta look like he's living the dream, all right? All right.
We're doing things my way 'Cause otherwise you gotta take the highway I'm the guy that's rocking on the mic and so what I say, What I play, is just the way it's going in this place Shay.
Play it cool.
You got Jude where you want her.
Cue the booty girls defending their man! All right, Jude.
You ready? Kiss time.
- Lay one on him! - Gladly.
Cut! Can we just stick to the script? Is that possible? - Girl, what is wrong with you? - What about you? Dumping me because Darius told you so? What are you, five? Look, I'm not gonna apologize for taking his career advice.
Is that what I am to you, Shay? Just another bad career move? No! I don't know! Stop confusing me.
Well, stop letting him run your life! You're so much better than you give yourself credit for, you don't need him.
And if you're not gonna fight for me, then I don't need you.
Now we gotta get this kiss over with.
It's my first real kiss.
- You serious? - Yeah.
Stupid me.
I thought the right guy was worth waiting for.
I wanted it to mean something.
And I wanted it to be with you.
Guys, we need you back on set.
You tell my uncle he can wait five minutes.
Come here.
What are you doing? You can't talk to Tommy-- What was that? That was a first real kiss.
I'm so sorry.
You're so forgiven.
Does this mean I get a second chance? Yeah.
Waste my time, waste my time Not so sure that I'll be yours But baby you could be mine It's all about Hanging out 'Cause you know how to waste my time You know how to waste my time