Keeping Up Appearances s04e07 Episode Script

Let There Be Light

( opening theme music playing ) ( tearfully ) GOODBYE, SHERIDAN.
I DO WISH HE'D RECONSIDER WEARING A VEST.
I USED TO SO ENJOY IRONING HIS LITTLE VESTS.
AH-- THE POSTMAN! ER, GOOD MORNING, MRS.
"BOO-KIT"-- ER, "BUCKET"-- ER, "BOUQUET.
" THAT WAS SHERIDAN.
- OH, REALLY? - MY SON.
OH SHERIDAN "BOUQUET.
" EXACTLY.
HE'S AT UNIVERSITY, YOU KNOW.
NO, I DIDN'T, ACTUALLY.
THEY GROW UP SO QUICKLY.
- DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN? - ER, SEVEN.
( stammers ) S-SEVEN? YEAH.
QUITE AN ACHIEVEMEN WHEN YOU HAVE TO BE UP SO EARLY.
IT'S A MERCY YOU'RE ON FOO AND NOT ON A BICYCLE.
IS SHERIDAN LOOKING THINNER? HMMM? DON'T YOU THINK HE'S LOOKING THINNER? MY WALLE IS LOOKING THINNER.
AND I DON'T THINK I LIKE HIS HAIR IN THAT STYLE.
( sad sigh ) OH-HH.
HE USED TO HAVE SUCH LOVELY HAIR.
IT'S GONE THIN ALREADY.
I'M NOT SURPRISED, YOU PRACTICALLY STROKED IT AWAY WHEN HE WAS YOUNG.
AND WHAT ABOUT THIS NEW INTEREST OF HIS-- "THE WORKERS' REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD"? IS IT REALLY SUITABLE, DO YOU THINK? WITH SHERIDAN'S EDUCATION AND BACKGROUND, SURELY HE OUGH TO BE IN THE "EXECUTIVES' REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD.
" ( snores softly ) ONSLOW? HMMM? WHY DON'T WE HAVE A SECOND HONEYMOON? WELL, WHY DON'T WE HAVE A SECOND HONEYMOON? I REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THE FIRST TIME.
ME, TOO.
I REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THE FIRST TIME.
( giggles ) WE ARGUED ALL THE TIME.
- NOT ALL THE TIME.
- NEARLY ALL THE TIME.
I COULDN'T GET OVER THAT CONFESSION OF YOURS.
WELL, I THOUGH IT WAS ONLY PROPER.
IF WE WERE STARTING MARRIED LIFE WE SHOULDN' HAVE ANY SECRETS.
WHAT A TIME TO SPRING I ON A BLOKE-- ON HIS WEDDING NIGHT! BARELY GOT STARTED ON ALL YOUR NEW UNDERWEAR, AND THEN YOU TOLD ME.
IT WAS A BIT MUCH, YOU GETTING UP AND GOING OUT FOR A LONG WALK.
I HAD TO THINK ABOU THINGS-- DECIDE IF I COULD LIVE WITH IT.
I CAN'T THINK WHAT WAS SO BAD ABOUT IT.
YOU SHOULD HAVE COME CLEAN ABOUT I BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED.