Las Vegas s03e05 Episode Script

Yeah! Yeah! Oh, yeah! Come on, 34! I'm dying here! I gotta tell you, Ed, as your friend and your doctor, you don't look so good.
Well, thank you.
That's very kind.
I'm, uh, very lucky though 'cause I have a fantastic personality.
I'm serious, Ed.
Your blood pressure's through the roof.
It's 180 over 100.
Mm-hmm.
That's not so good, huh? Am I gonna die or what? Well, you certainly need to start taking it easier.
Well, okay, then I will.
What do you got? Fat guy had a coronary on the craps table.
E.
M.
T.
's got the situation under control.
Uh, frat boys puked on some girl.
And, oh, check this out.
Surprise, surprise.
Mikey's hittin'on some woman in the Aston Martin dealership again.
Well, basically, Just another Tuesday.
So, you, um, like a smooth ride? You kidding? I'd do almost anything to get into one of those.
Why? You got an Aston Martin? Uh, no.
Too bad.
But I may have access.
We'll see.
This is a very stressful environment.
You need to start taking care of yourself.
Watching your diet, getting to bed sometime before the sun comes up.
Before the sun comes up.
Uh, maybe you have a memory lapse.
I- I- I work here in Vegas.
Ed, living in a town of sin doesn't mean you can't live a healthy life.
Now, here's some pills.
They're called Ramipril.
Take one every four hours.
I'll, uh- I'll check on you in a week.
No problem.
Uh, anything else, Doc? Well, I hate to ask, but would it be possible to get a small line of credit? Come on, Doc.
Here we go! One time.
One time! See that guy right there? Mm-hmm.
That's my doctor.
Two thousand.
No more.
Not a penny more.
Got it.
Sam? Hmm? What kind of crap is this? I thought the room was free.
Of course it is.
Why? Well, they charged me for the room, my dinner and another $30 minibar charge.
I had a bottle of water and a bag of nuts.
Wow.
I hope they were cashews.
You know, I don't find this amusing.
Oh.
Maybe next time I'll head over to Mandalay Bay to lose my five large.
Can I see that? Anything else? Thank you.
You're welcome.
Um, Sam, you know that guy only lost five grand.
Uh, excuse me? That suite you gave away cost two grand a night.
That's two nights plus meals and a spa treatment.
After the minibar expense, the Montecito just profited roughly- $51 off your " high roller.
" Hmm.
Which begs the question, who the hell are you? Oh.
I'm Olivia Duchey.
Monica hired me to oversee all the non-gaming activity here at the Montecito.
Non-gaming? Rooms, entertainment, food.
Pleasure to meet you.
Ed approved this? As far as I know, he still answers to Monica.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi, Olivia.
Hi! Nice shoes.
Oh, thanks! Kiss-ass.
What? I like her.
You like having another boss? Less responsibility.
Step away from me.
Okay.
Then I guess you don't want to know about the very young, very hot V.
I.
P.
checking in.
Asked for a 200 grand line of credit.
He didn't want to give his name, but said he knew you very well.
- How well? - Used the full name, Samantha Jane Marquez.
Any other ex-husbands running around? It's probably some geek I sat next to in fifth grade math.
Mmm.
Right there.
Oh, crap! Math geek? Worse.
He's my brother.
d Boy,you feelin'lucky tonight d d Roll the dice again and let it ride d d Let it ride Let it ride d d You gonna do this one more time d d Hit me again and let it ride d d Let it ride Let it ride d d Are you gonna play tonight d d'Cause Lady Luck is right by your side d d By your side By your side d d Gonna do this one more time d d Hit me again and let it ride d d Let it ride, let it ride Let it ride, let it ride dd Hey, honey.
I keep on- Hi, honey.
I really need to talk to- No, you go first.
Mine's nothing.
Oh, well, maybe you better go first then.
I was just gonna tell you I had a checkup with Dr.
Hall.
That's all.
What did he say? Not to worry.
It's just a little case of hypertension, and he gave me these pills here.
Said I had to watch my stress and stuff.
You know, the usual crap.
Oh.
And now, what's with you? It'll wait.
I'll just talk to you about it tonight when you get home.
You didn't come over here to tell me nothing.
Really, honey, it's no big deal.
I don't want to stress you.
Wait.
You don't understand.
You not telling me is what is stressing me.
Okay.
I went to get some money out of the A.
T.
M.
, and it was empty.
But I called the bank, and they said that someone had accessed our checking account and they'd stolen some money.
But it's no big deal.
Don't worry.
Jillian.
Uh, what do you mean by " some money"? They think we may be the victims of identity theft.
What about the credit cards? You try them yet? Not yet.
But I was on the way to the Forum Shops, so do you want me to let you know if they go through? No, no.
I'd really prefer it if you gave the credit cards the afternoon off.
Hey, Mrs.
D.
Hi.
Mr.
D.
Yeah.
Have you been working out? You look more buff.
Is that just my imagination, or is he looking good or what? What do you want? What? Yeah.
I might as well get right to it.
Uh, would you excuse us? Sure.
Just for a second? Buff.
Do you, um- Would it be possible for me to, uh, borrow your car? What? Try English.
What? Your Aston Martin - May I borrow it tonight? Is she hot? Who? Okay.
Is he hot? No.
She.
Definitely she.
Come on.
And very.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Ohh! All right.
But only you drive.
Understood.
No.
No.
No, really, because I am gonna dust the steering wheel for fingerprints.
Got it.
And nothing goes down in my car.
Got that, Romeo? Oh.
Oh.
Don't you dare! Don't! Those are for guests at your open house.
Those are for buyers, not sellers.
I'm checking for consistency.
Oh, spit some of that out.
You can't even talk.
So, I was cleaning out your old bedroom, and I came across some reading materials.
Mm-mm-mm-hmm! Mm-hmm.
I only kept these because I knew they'd be worth something someday.
- Is that why you had them hidden under your mattress? - Yeah! Protects them from sunlight.
Ah.
I wasn't aware of that.
Look at that.
Danny, I found another photo of your dad with that woman.
That's at the Venetian.
You sure that's not Italy? No, I played football with the gondolier.
Oh.
Hi.
Hi! Hey! Sorry.
The door was open.
No, no, no.
Come on.
How are you? Mary, this is Penny.
Penny, Mary.
Hello.
Well, I should get going.
Excuse me.
Okay.
You can leave those here if you want.
Yeah, I'll take 'em.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
She's an old friend.
Friend or girlfriend? I've known her since I was two.
Uh-huh.
So, did you happen to send me something today? You're gonna have to be more specific.
Well, I got a gift in the mail.
Now, it was a little unusual and it was signed, "From a secret admirer.
" Ah.
What was it? Did you send it? Did you like it? It was, without a doubt, the most romantic gift that I have ever received.
What woman wouldn't want a membership to the Steak of the Month Club? When you devoured that steak on our first date, I decided it was the perfect gift.
It was wonderful.
You're wonderful.
Mmm.
Mm-mmm-mmm.
Don't you dare.
Ah! It's the big man.
Hold on a second.
Yeah.
Robbed? O- Okay, I'll be right there.
The casino was robbed? No, worse.
The Delines.
You okay? I got him.
! I got him.
! You ready to see what this baby can do? Are you? Eddie, I want you to promise me you're not gonna get involved in all this.
Just let the bank security people do their job.
Listen, there's someone out there that's running around pretending he's me.
And he's got my credit cards, and he's doing God knows what! I don't care.
I don't care.
Given your condition- I don't have a condition.
Fine.
I don't want you to get all worked up.
Promise me.
Okay.
Okay.
But you make sure that the right Ed Deline climbs into bed with you tonight.
- Hey, Carl.
- Yeah.
Mike leave with my car yet? Thirty cases of vodka.
I need 40 more cases of tequila.
Yup.
Big college weekend.
Thanks.
Hey.
Need some help? Sam, why didn't you tell us you had a brother? He's my half brother.
Any other Marquez brothers and sisters floating around? No, there are not.
It's just he's been in the casino for hours.
He came all this way to see his sister.
The least you could do is say hello.
I will say hello.
I can't right now.
I'm swamped.
Aren't you at least curious to know why he's here? I know why he's here.
He wants money.
Yeah, well, he's super cute.
Oh, perfect.
There you go.
He's super cute.
He's super funny.
He's super charming until he tries to dry hump you in the backseat of my car on the way to the prom.
That girl was my best friend, Kara Borkavitch.
She never spoke to me again.
Wow.
What a jerk.
What? What do you mean, "What a jerk"? That's my family.
I don't talk bad about your family.
Well, I'm sorry.
I just- Mary.
Emergency.
Get over here now.
Sam has a brother.
All right.
My last five bucks.
How about a shot for good luck, ladies? Not the chip.
All right.
Deal the cards, Grace.
All right.
No problem.
No problem.
We'll take a five, please.
I'll stick.
I'd like a $10,000 line of credit, please.
I think that's it for now, big spender.
Oh, yeah.
We've got that show to go to.
Matter of fact, ladies, if you need tickets to anything, find me.
I'll take care of you.
Bobby! Okay.
You could have hooked me up.
I would have paid you back the money.
See, now, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but what are you doing here? I'm visiting my sis.
I missed you.
Aw.
I'm not lending you money, Bob.
I'm not asking.
You know, that's a little offensive.
Oh.
I thought I'd surprise you, we'd catch up, you know? Have some dinner.
Oh, you want to have dinner! Where are you staying? I figured- Sorry.
Oh, you can't hook a brother up with a suite? No, I can't hook a brother up with a suite because I'm under all kinds of pressure from my new boss.
Who, that chick over there? Yeah.
She's kind of hot.
Don't even think about it.
Do you have any idea how hard I've worked to get to where I am? No, you do not, because you have never worked a day in your life.
You know, calm down.
All right? I'll stay across the street at the Motel 6.
It's not like I'm here for the room.
Can we at least have dinner? I want to see you.
Yeah, of course we can have dinner.
But late.
Perfect.
Fine.
I'll see you later.
All right.
You lookin' good.
Shut up! I'll get you a room, but not a suite.
- Perfect! Anything's fine.
But, hey, a Strip view would be nice.
All right.
Anything's fine.
Anything's fine.
So, Mr.
, uh, Bank Manager, let me get this straight.
Guy walks in, claims to be Ed Deline.
Says, uh, " Hey, I'd like to open up a new business account.
" And you reply, "But of course, Mr.
Deline.
" I'm not sure that's exactly- Please.
Let me finish.
Now, this individual then says, "Hey, you know what? "I'd like to take all my money from my personal account and move it over here to this new business account.
" And this doesn't seem curious to anybody at the bank? Absolutely.
It sounds very suspicious.
And yet, here you are.
Janet, I was wondering if maybe I could see the surveillance tapes? No? Okay, well, what about the credit card reports? Come on,Janet.
I'm coming to you as a friend.
Just this one ti- Yeah, I know.
I know.
I said that last time, but this time- Okay.
Okay.
A complimentary spa weekend at the Montecito.
Okay.
So how much did they get? We're still figuring that out.
I'm awaiting that call any minute.
Just know that your money is completely insured and will be refunded to you within a few days- weeks, at the most.
Weeks.
Why? We just need to open up a file.
You afraid I'm ripping myself off? We just need to find out what happened.
Now, rest assured, we have our own investigative unit- totally professional- that will look into this matter.
Here's the call.
Excuse me.
- What do you got? - He used the card several times today before the bank finally shut it down.
He bought a solid-gold watch at Caesars, a 50-inch plasma screen.
- And, uh, then there's this other place.
- What other place? You gotta be kidding me.
No, it's a whorehouse.
Well? I'm sorry, Mr.
Deline, but it appears you've been cleaned out.
Get out of my office now.
Now.
Where the hell is this place? Pahrump,just up the road.
Not that I've ever been.
Uh-huh.
Much.
Come on.
Hit it.
You drive like my mother.
Let's go.
- Hey! - Hey.
I didn't expect to see you yet.
Slow night.
I figured I'd take an early dinner.
Early? It's almost midnight.
It's my lunchtime.
Well, here- have a drink.
I'll be right out.
- Tell me you're kidding! - What? Bobby, do you have any idea how much this stuff from the minibar cost? - You said you were taking care of the room.
- Yeah, the room, not the minibar.
I assumed- You assumed what? That's exactly the problem, isn't it? You're always assuming.
You assume that I'm gonna take care of everything, the way everyone has always taken care of you, right? What's that supposed to mean? Do you have a job? Actually, I'm sort of in between opportunities.
Oh, well, that's interesting, right.
Do you have any idea how much these nuts cost? Huh? Fourteen dollars.
- Well, I was celebrating.
- Yeah.
What? Our reunion.
What are you doing? Hi.
This is Sam.
Yeah, can you send someone up to 4723 to clean out the minibar? No, no.
Right now.
Thank you.
Where is all this hostility coming from? I mean, you used to be cool, relatively.
- Look, I'm your brother.
- You're my half brother.
And maybe I love you, but someone needs to give you a wake-up call.
I mean, look at yourself.
You're not a kid anymore.
You don't even have a job.
You know, that's what people do, right? They get jobs.
And then, like, they get up and go to 'em every day.
Someone order a massage? All right.
Yup.
What's that? What? The pills.
It's nothing.
Mind your business.
You coming or what? Hey, Danny! It's amazing.
Amazing.
I went to high school with that girl.
Uh-huh.
I'm serious.
Right.
Look, they have a menu.
Here, look at this.
Mm-hmm.
Ever heard of an elevated wedge? A what? An elevated wedge.
I'm Big Tina, the manager.
I'm really sorry to hear about what happened.
I run a bunch of these places, and I understand that identity theft is the fastest-growing crime.
Yes, I know that.
Look, I'd like to look at some of your surveillance footage, please.
I'm sorry, but we don't have any cameras here.
I'm just trying to find out who ripped me off.
That's all, okay? Hi, Danny.
Honey, come out here.
Uh-oh.
Hmm.
More champagne? I'm game.
Uh, why don't you bring us another bottle? Of course.
Beautiful.
Why such an interest in cars? My brothers got me into them when I was a little kid.
Hmm.
Where are you from? Why so many personal questions? What? I thought that's what people are supposed to do on a first date.
Why don't we try something different? Why don't we do all the things you're never supposed to do on a first date? Like? Use your imagination.
I'm gonna go to the little girls' room.
While I'm gone, I hope you'll be very, very creative.
Check! Hey.
Hi.
Honey, do you remember a guy named Ed Deline? He was in here about four hours ago.
- How could I forget? - Why's that? Lets just say that I know why Ed Deline has to pay for it.
Uh, you-you didn't, uh, notice anything that stands out about him? Stands out? Unfortunately, not much was standing at all.
Not- Not like that.
I meant anything distinctive.
- Uh, did he say anything? - Didn't say much.
- Thick New York accent, but told me he lives here now.
- So, no physical marks? No tattoos? Nothing? Oh, he had a big scar that was going down the front of his chest.
It was still kind of scabbing.
I think he said he had a bypass surgery or something.
I was afraid he was gonna croak on top of me.
Right.
I just want you to know that, uh, that was not the real Ed Deline.
I'm, uh-Well, anyway.
Uh, yeah.
- Okay.
- Bye, Danny.
Come on.
What? No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No! Ed is gonna kill me.
You want to play, baby, we can play.
Hey, Mitch.
I need tapes from the floor from earlier today, around 3:45.
Camera five with the angle just outside the Aston Martin dealership.
What's up? Uh, it's this special project.
Top secret.
All right.
Look, I got a little case ofhypertension, so the doc says to me, uh, you gotta cut down on your stress level.
It's no big deal.
No, it is kind of a big deal.
High blood pressure's a very big deal, Ed.
My mom's dad died of a heart attack when he was 53.
You're not - Hey.
Hey.
I told you what the pill was so you wouldn't think I was taking Viagra or something like that.
I don't need a lecture.
Fine.
Fine.
I mean, I feel really great.
I feel like I'm 30.
Mm-hmm.
Don't " mm-hmm" me.
All the stuff I've been through in my life, you don't think I'm going out like this, do ya? Ed, listen- I don't want to hear it.
Sorry, but you're stuck in my car with me, so you're gonna hear it.
The doctor's right.
You need to cut back on your stress.
Yeah.
How? I don't know.
Maybe not chasing after some guy who stole your credit cards in the middle of the night.
And my cash.
Look, I'm just sayin' that you need to take it a little easier.
Some of us need you around.
Not me, but some of the others.
Yeah.
How many? Only two? Uh, what were they in for? Insider trading.
No, no, no.
This guy ain't the Ivan Boesky type.
What about the other guy? B & E.
That sounds more like it.
Perfect.
Hey, uh, listen.
Text me his address, okay? Thanks a lot, man.
We got him.
We got him.
Let's hit it, okay? There she is.
Punch in.
Run her through VideoIQ Has anyone seen Daddy? My mom told me about his blood pressure.
- What blood pressure? - Hey, Mitch.
The doctor says he's in real trouble unless he can avoid stress and take medication.
Oh, God.
What are you doing here? I thought you had a hot date.
Huh? Uh, nothing.
Just some work.
No match.
Well, let it roll.
Oh, look.
What? There's Mary.
We're meeting Bobby in Opus.
Wanna come? No, thank you.
Sounds like a great time, but - Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Check it out.
Uh, punch in camera eight on that cell.
- You got it? - Mm-hmm.
Looks like 555-0178.
Find out whose number that is.
What's going on? She dis you? You gotta learn to take no for an answer.
- Uh, that's a pay phone.
- Okay.
Okay.
I've been here before.
Remember? All we gotta do is tap into the pay phone's records.
Find out what number called it at, uh, 3:48 p.
m.
today.
That's illegal, Mike.
You can't access public phone records.
Uh- Okay.
She stole Ed's Aston Martin.
- Daddy's car? - Yes.
- You're dead.
- I know.
Good luck.
Uh, tapping into the records.
Thank you, Mitch.
Hey.
Hey, sweetie.
So, what do we know? He has tons of dirt on Sam.
Any tidbits? Wouldn't go into detail, but the words " cello lessons" were uttered.
Oh! This is gonna be fabulous.
All right.
I brought along a list of questions so we don't forget to ask anything.
Great idea.
I broke it down into three categories- the early years, puberty and prison.
Sam was in prison? I just always assumed.
Yeah, me too.
So, what's her brother like? Well, he has no job.
Smoking hot.
And Sam hates him.
Dibs.
Ed, let me handle this, all right? Yeah, right.
Wait.
Look, I'm serious.
You shouldn't be exerting yourself.
Look, please- Uh, playing the heavy isn't exactly your best role, Danny.
What? What? You're not the only one that can intimidate people, Ed.
You're not the only ass kicker here.
Okay.
Go crazy.
I will.
Yeah? You Lou Mosley? Who the hell wants to know? I'm sorry.
Uh, were you gonna do that? - How's your nose? - It hurts.
Well, I'm sorry.
I behaved rashly.
- What do you want? - We want you to tell us how you got into Ed's accounts.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Lou.
Now, we can either do this the easy way or the hard way.
Look, I just had open-heart surgery.
I need to take my pill.
Could I get some water, please? No, not until you answer the question.
- Um, Danny, why don't you Just give him a little water? - Ed, I'm not gonna just- Then you're talking.
What you got there? Uh, Warfarin.
It's an anticoagulant.
You? Ramipril.
That's what they had me on before I had my coronary.
Big help.
Well, maybe that's because you didn't change your lifestyle.
Diet and exercise, sleeping with hookers.
Yeah, what else am I gonna do? Yoga? Okay, I'm only gonna say this one more time.
How did you get into his accounts? I didn't.
Yes, you did.
We know you did.
So either you tell us how, or I am gonna rain a storm of thunder down on you the likes of which you have never seen.
- Uh, " rain a storm of thunder"? - What? See, here's the thing.
I mean, you either do it, or you don't do it.
But you don't talk about what you're gonna do.
For example, I'm not gonna say to him, "Hey, you tell me what you know or I'm gonna break your nose.
" I just- - Ow! Ow! Ow! - Shut up.
Put the peas on.
Okay, now ask him.
It wasn't me, all right? They just pay me to collect the cash at the bank and then buy stuff for 'em.
So, they pay you to get laid? Well, no.
But I just had surgery and all, so I figured, what the hell, I might as well go out with a bang.
Who are they and how do we find them? I don't know.
They-They found me online.
They call me with voice distorters.
I just drop off the goods and leave.
All I got is a cell number.
What's the cell number? I can't.
You don't understand.
These guys are scary, and they know where I live.
Oh.
Well, so do I, Lou.
The Montecito's gross non-gaming revenue for the last 34 days- which includes 20.
4 million of complimentary revenue- were in excess of $66.
6 million, where net gaming was only $21 million.
Yeah.
In case you haven't noticed, I've been walking around in a loop, hoping to get you off my back at some point.
Oh.
Well, it's my job to be on your back.
I doubt it's your job to be all up in my business.
Sam, if I wanted to be all up "in your business," as you say, I'd be in Opus listening to your brother recount all the embarrassing moments from your past.
He is my half brother.
Oh.
I don't know.
What else is there? Hmm.
I mean, Sam was a very tense kid.
But who could blame her, with the lisp and all? Excuse me? Did you just say " lisp"? Everything was " thed," or rather " thouted," 'cause " Tham" always " thouted" with this tremendous lisp.
I mean, it was hard to take her seriously.
Hey, Sis! Everyone having a good time? Oh, yeah.
Pull up a chair, " Tham.
" We're learning all about you.
Uh, I'd love to, but, uh, Bobby and I have dinner plans.
Bobby, let's go.
Yeah.
But I want to tell them about your Break Dancing 2: Electric Boogaloo phase.
Don't.
Excuse me? Oh, yeah.
When Sam bust out the cardboard and broke-danced for money.
Bobby.
Let's go.
Now.
Okay, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Have her do the worm for you.
Ow, ow, ow! What do you think you're doing? What? I work with those people.
I keep my professional and my personal lives separate.
That is my decision, Bobby.
That is not your decision.
Okay, okay.
Look, I got it.
You're being a real spaz.
No, no, no.
I got it.
You thought you'd pop in on your sis and score a free weekend in Vegas.
It's not gonna happen.
I'm sorry.
I know you think I'm raining on your parade, but I need you to leave first thing in the morning.
- Hello.
- I'm just gonna say this once.
Bring the car back.
What car? Who is this? If it's returned in pristine condition within the next seven minutes, I'll consider not calling the cops.
Mike, baby, is that you? The craziest thing happened in the bathroom.
These two- I don't think you understand who you're dealing with.
Ooh, baby, you sound hot when you're mad.
That wasn't mad.
This is mad.
Mike, I was just- No, no, no.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Wow.
I gotta tell you.
When you told me to use my imagination, I never thought the date would end in grand larceny.
The good news is it only carries a maximum sentence of 20 years.
So, we'll be able to do this again in 2025.
Look, Mike, someone said I could earn an easy 10 grand.
I'm sorry.
Please don't call the cops.
Baby, isn't there some other way we can settle this? Yeah.
And you better hope that car is in one piece.
Got it? Oh, no.
No, no, no! No! No! Guys, stop.
Stop.
Stop, guys! Stop what you're- - Hey, hey.
- Hey, this looks like that might belong to you.
Okay? The cops are on their way.
Now, I'm more than willing to tell them this is all a misunderstanding if you put this car back together immediately.
D- Do you guys even know who this car belongs to? No.
This is Ed Deline's car.
- That's not scaring you? - Do I look scared? Uh, I guess you're going to get to know him.
So, do what you gotta do.
I get him first.
Yeah.
Hey, hey.
What, you want some - Hey! - Did you say Ed Deline? - Yeah.
Check the glove box.
Watch it.
Who in the hell told you to steal Ed Deline's car, huh? Put this car back together now.
You got it.
Give it a detail.
You heard what he said.
Make it quick.
I ain't got all night.
Did you ever pull a guy's fingernails out with a pair of pliers? No.
I haven't.
Why? I'm just making conversation.
Oh, um, you got a pair of pliers in the car? Uh, no, Ed, I don't.
I'm gonna say this one more time.
We should call the cops.
And I told you, we will eventually.
No, I'm serious.
This isn't the way to go about it.
You just don't go barging in on these guys.
This isn't the 197 Os.
What the hell is that supposed to mean? I'm not young anymore? It means that this isn't the way you do things in Vegas anymore.
If somebody steals from you, you don't tear off their fingernails with pliers.
You call the cops.
And yeah, you're not that young anymore.
You know what? I really don't want to listen to this.
Yeah, well, I don't want to see you die.
My dad just died.
You're all I got left.
What are the cops doing here? It's about time.
I was afraid you were gonna kiss me.
When did you call 'em? At Lou's, when you went to the bathroom.
So, what was all that about the pliers? I, uh- I was just reminiscing.
- Police.
! Hands up.
! - Don't shoot, please! You're the two guys that broke into my account? It was his idea.
Uh- Sorry, dude.
Your turn, Danny.
Rain down some thunder.
Yeah.
My God.
Hey, your brother's a great guy.
Half brother.
Right.
Anyway, sorry to see him go.
Go? Yeah.
He just paid his bill.
I told him we would have comped the room, but he insisted on paying for everything.
He even tipped the bus staffhuge.
- Tipped? - Mm-hmm.
- My brother? - Yeah.
Hi.
What's goin' on? You wanted me out, so I checked out.
You settled your bill? Yeah.
With what money? Mine.
Oh, Bobby.
Did it ever occur to you that I might have my own money? Uh-uh.
- Money that I've earned.
- What are you talking about? Sam, I'm rich.
Extremely.
Ridiculously.
Absurdly.
Can you please be serious for one second? I am.
Is it so inconceivable to you that I've become a success? Yes.
You know, I did very well in condos in Beijing.
It's a burgeoning market.
Hmm.
You know I'm not buying any of this.
Then don't.
Fine.
Fine.
If you're so rich, then how come you're here trying to mooch free stuff off me? Because seeing you irritated is very entertaining to me.
Very nice.
There's no price I can put on that.
Give me this.
Here.
What's that? I got you something.
I didn't know your size, but I figured three carats was about right.
Those are for me? Yeah.
Receipt's still in the box.
Come here.
What? Just come here.
What, you're gonna hit me? I hate you.
I hate you too, Sis.
Receipt's in the box? I am famished.
Ah, yum.
Egg whites and orange slices.
- Aren't you proud? - Very.
Ed, that kind of defeats the purpose.
- What? - Nothing.
Enjoy.
- Hey, stranger.
- Hey- Hey! Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
Mm-mm-mm.
Uh, I have to get back to work.
If I was just a smidgen more insecure, I would think you were blowing me off.
No.
No.
Just the opposite.
Come on.
What about the steaks? You're right.
I apologize.
You know, I have a few vacation days coming up, if you're interested in getting away.
Twenty-four straight hours with each other? That's kind of big.
I don't know.
Think you can handle it? I'm asking the questions here.
Yeah.
I-I'd love to.
Okay.
Where? Well, I hear that Vegas is beautiful this time of the year.
No.
It's too crazy.
No.
Ah.
Well, we'll think of something.
So, uh, when should we have them stop? Well, about 2010.
Huh.
Hey, any trouble? Not a bit.
Ah, good.
Listen, boys, uh, I'm goin'home, catch some sleep.
If there's any emergencies, Danny, you handle it yourself.
All right.
I got it.
Did you get lucky? In a way, very.
Yeah! Hey.
! Oh, no.
You change my radio channels? Oh, yeah.
Uh- What's that? Nothing.
What? No.
Ow.