Las Vegas s05e06 Episode Script

When Life Gives You Lemon Bars

God have mercy! I have travel all over the world I haven't never seen so many fine woman in one place in mine entire life.
Las Vegas no place like it! A little bit bigger than your game room at the ranch Yes right.
You never owned a casino before.
Pretty sure you know what you're doing? Same days I do same days I don't but I just tought was time to take a risk.
Sounds like a midlife crisis Oh yeah, who spend 30 million dollar on a blue note supposed it all around the world and did it make around of the state.
Yeah, well, there were water factors involved.
Yeah I know That was the midlife crisis! Man all right you guys let's go down to play some poker to warm up for the big game? No, you guys go ahead, I can't gamble in my own casino but don't blow it all I'm ready to take it from you myself.
Dream on Larry Ryan, nightclub hunch for nor twohundred and 26 venus.
world wide crisis opened one in Vegas I recently cashed in, he's got homes in London, Aspen, Why and penthouse ruler in Central Park.
What about the other one? Roger Hardly a owner CO hardly aviation.
He's also on the court of Cooper.
The men started with one helicopter and now has over fleet of a hundred jet.
Net worth some where north of two billion dollars suppose to get to some of british billionaire.
Naah, Cooper give me the pressure to say earlier thing.
Which, by the way, tonight Halloween party: what we get be? I told you forget about that! How can you forget about Halloween? Yeah but I've made plans Yeah this is, like, the fifth time the last few weeks that you bone me off Mike you you cheated on me? No! No men! It's just like, you know night time busy.
What do you mean "night time busy"? are you spreading a love ready? If you wanna live vicariously, do Mike Cannon, just say it so Danny.
Yeah.
Danny get out twenty months scheduled wich means I need you to sign off a meet on delivery that's coming in 15 minutes.
Ok, done but why you seen a pediatrician doesn't it happen after a year you have a baby.
All the best ones have a waiting list, even get on the list.
Don't make me explain this you again Danny.
O-o-ok sweetie, I'm sorry, I love you.
The father of my baby He's an idiot.
Honey they all are idiots.
Jeckill and Hide? More Hide than Jeckill Well, how far along are you? Thirteen weeks, how about you? Six months but I look like nine and a half, are twins.
Wow! I wonder when they stop acting, you know, like crazy? Usually stops at the woman gives birth.
There is a chance it cant go on for years.
- Y-years? - Oh yeah! Years! Try a coconut macaroon? Thanks.
My God! This is fantastic! It's what I do.
Make macaroons? I'm am the pastry chef at the Alex, at the Wynn, - Oh - Yes for now but I'm thinking of quitting.
Why? It's a great restaurant.
Well, they gave me the old heave-ho when I told them that I was taking an hour in a interview with the pediatrician.
It is speackable.
They act like they support your choice and the as sooner it affects them.
They turn on you.
It is that the truth sister.
Are you in luck? Like just happen that I'm in charge of all the food and beverages at the Montecito.
Really? Sam, I really don't know what you do so I all right kind of shadow you.
Shadow me? That's a bad idea.
Why? Why.
Because a 6.
44 (feet) man hovering over me in black suite such of this is ah spookie.
I don't care my suite is spookie.
Keepin' call you "the undertaker".
I'll tell to win.
I'm glad what do they call you the undertaker but I'm okay.
- Hey! - Hey! What you so happy about? Speed date for days man to date.
Hey Piper How do you know it's me?! I'm the only person I knew who loves Halloween.
- I love Halloween - Get away from me.
Trick or treat? Treat I tought you were coming back to tonight.
I can't wait We just left a few hours ago It's lunch time baby.
Men has got to eat Mr.
Green welcome to Montecito.
I've been gone under the Rio for over ten years Understand that this is just a test? Of course I understand.
I'm a creature of head but I go where I'm confortable and frankely I'm not confortable of many places.
Well I promise you are going to be comfortable here infact I think you were noticed how comes a lot more generous over the Rio.
Try to get tables? Okay, great.
I had a few things that I've set up for you, I just I think there's something you're gonna be really interesting right on here Mr Green.
I cant' believe you didnt' tell us.
Good for once you can.
Well I'm telling you now! You may have noticed to string a bad look I've been having a woman so I just wanna take it slow this time.
Ok it's full everything.
- What's her name? - Carly.
- Carly - When do we meet her? I do want you to meet her but At lunch? - I like lunch.
- Yeah.
Well I kind of had a earlier lunch Then you want to seat? All of we get some table.
I want it like a little girl Pay attention Piper.
I like this one much better than the last.
- Hallo - It ain't gonna happen! Why this are nervous, a new casino? No, he's a freak.
All whales are strange.
Normal people don't have crazy amounts of money without being crazy.
Except for you of course sir.
- Cooper.
- Cooper Actually in many ways Ari's being the perfect whale, he shows up seven time a year.
Cause usually had about two hundred to three hundred on the ground and always pays up before he cheks out.
Turns up he's not the highest to high rollers but is consistent.
And he always comes back, even he loses, It's fascinating.
Of course, he came back, they all come back.
Like sex, drug, or shopping.
- It's hide together from Rio.
- I can't tell you that.
- Hi - I'm going back to The Rio.
Oh, of course you're not.
Your luck is about to turn.
Look at this dealer changed.
I don't like being followed around by people walking over my shoulder.
My host at the Rio didn't hover.
Of course not I don't hover, I never hover! I linger just in case you might need something.
He hovers.
He stalk and he hovers.
And he's really spookie.
Try to run over.
You know Mr.
Green, ah Mr - Excuse me.
- Yes.
Fascinating First time I met Mike, I don't know.
He was renting "The Fast and The Furious" n.
1, 2 and 3 I tought to myself "Handsome but not exactly my type".
I'm not gonna apologize.
"The Fast and The Furious" is incredible.
Number one it's a classic meanwhile Carly was holding "The spanish prisoner", so I made up a reason to talk to.
He ended at dumping the fast and the furious and we watched "The spanish prisoner" together.
- Can you blame me? - Can't sure this.
Carly, why did you leave Indianapolis? Nothing was keeping me there and you can teach almost anywhere.
- Someone attitude? - Nine.
I love the kids.
All of them.
Age can be difficult Too cool for school, their hormons are raging.
() I've immediately been a little bit.
- A little? - Danny! It's so great having a baby.
Yeah we are excited.
You know Mike is gonna be the - godfather.
- you don't tell me that.
School practise, for when it's time for me to start my own family.
I wanna have a hole house full.
Me too.
Honey this is terrible I know.
I know, but I'm stealing a new pastry chef from the Winn.
All right, I want her to come here.
Why d'you wanna meet her? Because, it's our policy.
I mean, no one's hired or fired without.
Department head and presidential approval.
Did Cooper tell you he was firing Wolfgang? No, because he didn't fired him, he quit.
I shouldn't have to tell you when I hire a new pastry chef.
- It's It's - Why just Can't you trust my judgement? I trust your judjment.
It's not It's not personal, it's just policy.
You're making it personal for no power, trippy.
Ok, you know what? This is It's, it's I'm sure she's wonderful.
Great.
'Cause she's here.
I gotta run.
- Nice to meeting you.
- You too.
- Bye Honey.
- Bye.
Hey Gretchen.
You're all set? You've had resources, locker, ID? I am officially a Montecito employee.
Can we talk about equipment and supplies? Unmotivated topic.
I picked up everything myself.
I was afraid of that.
Uhm, frankly, kitchen is so poor.
So poor? I mean I would have thought twice about taking the job if I'd known about it's conditions.
I'm gonna need to bring in some of my own personal equipment and the allow to do shopping on my own.
Excuse me? I spin magic out of sugar, it's my art.
There is no second best in my world.
No, no, I know.
It's just I have no money left in the budget for new equipment, Gretchen, you're gonna need to live whit what's here.
You're not gonna let the budget affect the quality of the food?! - No! - Oh, 'cause that's what it sounded like.
- I - I thought so.
Wow! Look at you! Oh man, fantastic work, she is Hot! - Yeah, she's great - Delinda loves her.
I just feel strange.
You don't want this normal, you're gonna go through that at first, Delinda and I went through the same thing.
- She's perfect.
- Yeah, Delinda? - I mean, Carley.
- Right.
- We're talking bout Carley - Right, right, right, right.
Hey Piper what's up? Nothing? C'mooon!!! Delinda fought the flowers Danny, what the man find glasses I just I wan't see anything.
Don't even start with thinking this one.
- Ok? Just go with it.
- Alright.
- I will.
- I never thought you had it in you.
I'm proud of you.
Would jury on this one.
"LAUDER CARLEY : Deceased" This has got to be a joke.
o/~ I'm gonna make love so sweet o/~ o/~ Pour little sugar on me o/~ o/~ Oh yeah! o/~ o/~ Pour little sugar on me honey o/~ o/~ Pour little sugar on me baby o/~ o/~ I'm gonna make love so sweet o/~ o/~ Yeah yeah yeah! o/~ o/~ Pour little sugar on me honey o/~ o/~ Sugar o/~ o/~ Honey honey o/~ - o/~ You are my candy, girl o/~ - Gretchen.
- o/~ And you got me wanting you o/~ - Gretchen! Gretchen! What are those? Lemon bars.
But the dessert is supposed to complement the Halloween special, I thought we agreed on Halloween cupcakes.
You may have agreed on cupcakes, but I didn't.
What? Cupcakes are for children's birthday parties, Lemon bars are not.
- But I like cupcakes.
- Not my problem.
The head chef and I determined the menu, it's not open to interpretation.
Yeah, well, your head chef would no good at cooking if you hate it.
That's not the issue, you're undermining my authority.
I'm just an artist trying to do the best work that I can do.
It's like I'm the painter, and you run the gallery.
So let me hang my beautiful paintings on your expensive walls.
Delinda, let ME hang them.
Okay - Where is everybody? - They all quit.
What? Hello.
I'm sorry about your whale.
Ok.
It's that it? You're upset with me.
I costed you a client, affected your budget.
Oh, I'll get over.
Are This are your lemon bars? Yeah they're a gift from the new pastry chef.
Have one.
This are amazing.
I wanna make it up to you.
- That's not necessary.
- Oh it is necessary.
Put me in your private poker game, and you're missing a player, and, uhm, just thinking "you know".
If you really like to make it up to me, that you should probably also step my buy-in.
You know how to play poker? I'm great at poker.
Ok, my suite, eight o'clock.
Excuse me I hope you are something Piper.
Oh, Damnit.
Please don't tell me you had thought you've tell me something on your new girlfriend.
I did.
Did something happened? - Yeah.
- Since lunch? - Did a background check on her.
- Yeah, and let me guess, you found something.
Well, only that she doesn't exist.
She did, 1965.
But she died at birth.
You obviously looked at the wrong Carley Lauder.
No.
There's gotta be a mistake, or Some kind of explanation.
We both know that the only people who steal identities are scammers and thieves, she probably targeted me.
Head of surveillance and security, make sense.
Ok, ok before you jump to the conclusion, maybe you should TALK to her.
I'm gonna break it off, with this, but not with you.
Wait, uhm, Mike.
Where did you get that? Mmh? Oh, Cooper's office, he had a gift basket.
I can't believe that Bess told her to do all that lemon bars behind my back.
.
Yeah it sound like a serious problem but guess what? Cooper invited me to play poker with him and his rich friends.
- Cooper invited you? - Mmh-mmh, private game.
Are you for that? Doesn't really matter because he's gonna step my buy-in.
Best-case scenario, is that I win a bunch of money, worst-case scenario is that I loose all his money and walk away.
Why would they invited you for a game if you weren't sleeping with them? Oh, out of guilt, 'cause he owes me.
Not as intresting, but i believe you.
- Wanna bite? - Never.
Never will these lemon bars touch these lips.
Ah, ok, well, you stick to those conditio-HEY! How 'bout a little loyalty? Hi Piper.
Come on! - I don't feel anything.
- Yeah, put your hands a little low.
Guys? Hey? - Wake up! - Oh there it is.
Oh my God that's amazing.
I never felt a baby move before, it's so cool! - Ohohoh! - Hey! - Hey baby! - What's going on? - Oh I'm just letting Danny feel the babies' kicks.
Do you know that she's having two boys? - It's all right.
- Yeah! Oh and she's brought these, lemon bars, have one, they're really good.
- See? - I see! I see.
Could you excuse us? Sure.
I need to get back to the anyway - Danny it was so nice to meet you.
- Me too.
Oh! There they kick again.
What? You're late.
I was totally thinking you stood me up.
I'd like we should end this.
What? Ahah! Trick or treath, this is a trick.
I thought everything was going so well.
It was.
It's just not gonna work out.
Ok, if that's what you want? - Did I do something wrong? - Yeah.
Yeah you did, you lied to me.
You don't have to come back for that one? Another lie, the pal on the first one, maybe? No? Hey baby! Now who the hell are you? Who the hell are YOU? I'm her husband.
- I'm disappointed, Katie.
- Katie? I've been looking for you all this time and you're not happy to see me.
- Hold on.
- Talking to my wife, I'm not talking to you.
- Tell him, Kate.
- He's my husband.
Time to start packing.
- I said go pack, vacation's over.
- Hey, Hey! You touch her, you have to deal with me.
Are you protecting a lying, cheating whore? I suggest you leave.
I'll be back later, alright? You got till ten, anything you don't pack, we leave.
It would be a major mistake, to come between a man and his wife.
And I DO mean major.
- An alias? - Yeah Mike just called.
- I'm sure there is an explanation.
- She's obviously hiding something.
I had a good feeling about her.
- Me too.
- This is the 2th time my instinct fail me today.
- The 2th time? - Gretchen.
- She's so fired.
- What? What? Because I touched her belly? No, no, it's not that.
Otherwise, I hate.
God, it's just She's awful.
I can't work with her, Danny, she's obnoxious.
Baby, you just hired her.
And she's pregnant, have you any idea how bad this gonna make us look? I'm gonna find her doing it.
A pregnant woman firing a pregnant woman.
It's only balance! Hey, you're her boss.
You need to sit down and talk to her.
Employer to employee, explain to her exactly what she's doing wrong and what she needs to do to change.
Ok, give her a chance to make things right, that's what a good boss does.
She is a good cook.
- Does he feel that? - Give it up, McCoy.
Get out of my face, Piper.
- What are you supposed to be? - A plaguer! A big plaguer! it's all right I give up.
So I bet them, and I've been raising speedballs ever since.
Wow, that's impressive.
Say that after you see him in play.
Okay.
Famous five cards draw, gots to open thousand dollar, any no limit, yellows are thousand reds five Blue is ten, we got it.
Just to you.
Those nineteen all five play it alls wider or a pews to home.
Probably older than anything you ever seen.
Well, I happen to be carrying my 1895 Morgan's silver dollar.
- For luck.
- A '95 Morgan? Where d'you get this? A whale left it to me and it's well to read the bad.
Hundred thousand dollars.
What about twenty give her take.
Oh, bets to you, Larry.
Hell I fold.
He always folds the first hand.
Doesn't make any different so long as I win the last one.
Yeah, well I bet two grand.
I see your two grand.
may you should ten.
Bold move out of the gate.
Uh, you know some people like to tip tap toe on the water.
I jump at first.
I'm out.
Yeah, get off.
Nice job.
You a solid looser like casher with a shark.
This game was luck.
I'm sorry.
I was just trying to start over but I guess that's not gonna happen now.
There's an outside who observe, let me set on think you shouldn't go anywhere with him.
And Tim never gives up.
Last time it comes eight months to find me, this time it was only four.
I'm sorry I drag you into this.
No one drags me anywhere, And no one drags you anywhere either.
- You will stay at the Montecito.
- You should not get involved in this, Micheal.
You'll have protection 24/7.
And that will give us time to restrain all this out.
Us? Mike, I lied to you.
You had a pretty good reason.
Thank you! - Too sweet for me.
- Yeah, me too, bitter sweet.
I raise you two.
I'll see your two.
- I'm raising you, twenty.
- All at the warm times.
Boy, I guess you gonna be sorry to miss this one.
- Bets to you, Sam, you in? - I have a good feeling.
- So do I.
- You're bluffing.
No shame on fold, Sam.
Look to play another day.
I fold.
You did the right thing here, nobody bets when he's on the street.
- Yeah, well, I need a refresh here.
- Yeah, me too, I got to go to the can.
What do you say we take a break? - Could we a little beater was.
- Nothing, I was bluffing.
Gretchen? I need to talk with you.
Sure! Are you feeling okay? Me? I'm great.
This is about you.
Look, I know you're very good at what you do, and clearly everyone loves your lemon bars, but I don't know why you disobeyed my orders againg and, frankly Gretchen, I don't like your tone.
I mean I'm sure you don't really meant to be so offensive but Oh dear What? Well, it's been a couple of months, but I do remember that hormonal surge.
I'm not hormonal, Gretchen! I'm giving you a sincere evaluation of your work.
You need what you need? A lemon bar.
I don't need a lemon bar! Oh my God She's so good.
I hate her I hate her.
Mitch.
Oh, I was just checking a zone since crazy Halloween What said that door anyone goes around you call me gone to immediate light, you understand? Yeah, you'll got.
- What's going on? - Talk to Carley, her real name's Katie.
- And? - She's on a run.
Abusive husband.
- That's not good.
- No.
It's not good that he found her tonight.
So I put her in a room, checked-in on a different name.
Ok, how long you plan to keep her here? How long to takes me to take along her husband.
Uh Mikey, this is a domestic situation, you can't put the Montecito in the middle of He beat her, Danny! Alright.
Alright, how can I help? This is my problem.
I said that's your first and last warning.
Get out of Vegas.
Forget about Katie.
You did this to the wrong guy! Hey! You heard me? You did this to the wrong guy! I'm coming up to you! And you don't coming up to her! I hate her, but I ain't hate anybody this woman I hate.
Right.
Who? - Gretchen! - Gretchen First Danny wouldn't let me hire her and now wouldn't let me fire her! - Mmm right.
- Terrible.
Yeah I think he's a bitch like me at the poker table, he blow tonight felt for it.
Good news is I know his tell.
Can I get a water? Can I get a double shot of espresso and a lemon bar? - You gettin' a lemon bar? - Mm-hm.
- Right in front of me? - Yeah.
Can't open I need it.
Can I borrow some money? What for? What you mean "for"? five back into the game I just got to tell you, you know, I know Cooper's tell.
You're eating a lemon bar and trying to borrow money from me at the same time.
- Figure it out.
How's that? - Better.
- If I'll give you the money I want something to return.
- Name it.
Tell me how to get ready Gretchen technically fired without sabotaging the restaurant.
That's easy, find her a better job somewhere so nothing lets can deal with her.
- Simply but brilliant.
How much money? - Seventy five.
- Thousand? - No, cents.
- Seventy five thousand dollars? - Yes, please.
- Who is it? - It's Mike.
- You scared me.
- I taked care of it.
I don't think your husband's gonna bother you again.
You didn't do anything crazy? Well let's just say I give him an ample motivation to leave you alone.
You don't know Tim like I do.
He'd do anything to get to me, I don't think he's ever gonna give up.
Did you ever go to the police? To press charges? I did once.
They held him over night, and then they released him next morning.
And when he got home - I don't want him to hurt you, Mike.
- Don't worry about me.
Just stay here, enjoy yourself.
Let me take care.
What is it? It's a signal business, I shouldn't take you home what did your room service, got your satellite Tv, six ond the thread sheets.
Uh, nice bottle of wine in the minibar.
You relax, don't worry about the thing.
- Okay? - Okay.
He asked for her to the registration desk, they told him that she wasn't a registered guest here.
Where is he now? We passed on the lobby for ten minutes then he made his way over the sportbowl.
I fear I ask you to leave.
Wh? I'm doing anything, I'm just having a beer.
This's private property, we can refuse service to anyone, for any reason, out! But I ain't done with my beer.
- You problem? - No.
Just throwing out some trash.
- Yeah a fight your own bellows.
- I'm not scared of a man to beats some women.
Well it's a tougth talk coming from the guy who jumps people in the dark.
Better let them out take it easy, Fella, I wasn't really an idiot.
It's under control.
- Six here to call, Sam.
- I'm gonna sure.
How you're sure? - About 40 grand? - Call it forward.
What's it gonna be? How about my car? Blue book is 55.
I drive American.
Ah! You should fold.
Sam That coin's worth a lot more than your bet.
I think you should fold.
I bet you do.
Lucky coin is in.
Oh, four ladies! Straight flush to six.
I guess it's my lucky coin now.
Mike, if this is getting out of hand, I need to know about it.
It's not out of hand, I got it under control.
Kitty can't stay in this hotel room forever.
Eventually she's gotta leave.
- And then what? - I don't know.
You need to go to the police.
I've done my research on spousal abuse Danny.
A restraining order is only piss guys off more.
Why don't you get out of here.
Take the rest of the night off.
Go think about this.
I have thought about it.
Does a magicician give away his tricks? I mean, does an artist explain how they turn a lump of clay into a sculpture? It's just pie.
Just pie? Is it Marie Callendar's people? Hey guys, It's Delinda.
Listen, I hear you guys are opening a new restaurant next month.
I know the most amazing pastry chef.
This is a tangerine meringue chocolate souffle.
What do you mean you heard she's crazy? No honey, she's as sweet as lemon bars.
Hello? Hello? Is Lil' Flower in? Hey, man, I don't want to talk about it, alright? Tomorrow I need my money man.
I'm serious dawg.
Oh, baby! - What's up Lil' Flower? - Long time no see, Mike.
- What's goin' on, man? - It's been a long time.
Hold on man why you don't - It all depends if you got what I need.
- If I got What you need? I got I-pod, I got a new I-phone.
I'll give it to you for 400 dollars.
It's all bargain over here.
I need a gun.
- You, you need a gun? - You got a problem with that? No, man, it's just it's just very rare that I sell a gun to a pretty clean cut like yourself man.
I mean, I got hand-guns and machine-guns, you give me a couple of days and I can get you a brand new RPG.
I need it now.
Hey.
Let me see your gun man.
C'mon man, why are you acting slow, what's up? Yo, man, this is the best I can do for you right now.
- Serial number? - Sure you done you already know how I roll.
- How much? - For you? You're my boy, 400 cash three nights down the sweet we're good to go.
- Three hundred and no nights.
- Three hundred and no nights? Mike, you don't come right hang on out but I can Ok, nice doing business with you Mike.
You make sure you keep this between you and me.
- We're clear? - Crystal, man.
- Like the champagne, right? - It's Cristal.
Hi Mike, I love you darling.
Stay safe for me.
Come on, men, get to work.
What's up baby? Whacha you do, noboby uses VCR no more! - Hey wife beater.
- What do you want? I'm all alone, nobody to back me up, are you man enough to take on somebody who is back.
- Bring it, bitch.
- Yeah, I'll bring it.
I saw it in the dining section of the paper and I just wanted to say congratulations.
What a great opportunity, Craig Oh, well, thank you.
Danny and I are really excited.
Listen I just wanted to send you a little something.
A congratulations gift.
I know this amazing pastry chef Okay.
You too.
Bye bye.
Go, like the wind.
Oh yeah.
That's really got her, right? Come on! Is that all you got? Come on! You really hear me, come on! Where's that bitch wife of mine? Somewhere you're never gonna find.
I see why you fight with women You hit like a girl.
Get up.
Catch.
Hey how is this? Police, put the gun down! Put the gun down! Put it down.
Put the hands on your head.
Get down on your knees, now.
Now.
You're dead.
That bitch is too.
Thanks for coming all this way.
I had one hell of a time.
Yeah, let's do this more often.
Yeah, and if you don't mind, we would love to come back to Vegas.
Oh, yeah, Larry got himself a phone number.
Oh, then anything can happen.
Yeah, what about you? You seeing anyone? No.
Yeah, well, in due time, don't rush it.
Hey, uh, what about Sam? Anything going on there? Absolutely not.
No kidding.
What a shame.
I wonder if she likes speed boats.
Listen, there is a limo waiting for you guys downstairs to take you to the airport.
Well, you take care Cooper.
So long, big guy.
Take care.
He planted a gun on me, why don't you take my statement? There are people out there taking his statement.
Why won't you take mine? Why won't you take my statement? He was at the Montecito earlier I don't remind.
I was driving home after my shift and I noticed someone was following So I pulled over, turned head and that was him.
I know where you're at And he started beating me and he pulled the gun.
- I guess he was mad at the Montecito.
- He does have priors.
- Spousal abuse.
- Really? Wow.
- Hey, you ok? - Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm fine, man.
Don't worry about it.
- Alright Mr.
Cannon, I'll keep in touch.
- You'll run for questions? - You know where find me.
What happened? What had to happen.
You know, he's only gonna do a few years at most.
And he's gonna come after her again.
I know.
I really hate to leave you alone, but, I can't pass that Casey call me personally.
Gretchen, don't apologize.
It's a much better opportunity.
It's better everything.
I mean, no offence.
None taken.
- So Wish me luck.
- Break a leg.
- Literally.
- She just quits? Craig fisics stole her away from me.
Go figure.
- Didn't you use to date him once? - Yeah.
Sure I did.
And there's nothing he deserves more than Gretchen.
Go change into your costume.
- Hey guys.
- Piper? Nice costume.
When in doubt, dress as a hooker.
These are my street clothes.
Sorry.
You look hot.
I don't know how you did this.
All you need to know is that Tim is going away.
For how long? Probably years.
But he'll come after me when he's out.
You need to disappear.
But I don't wanna disappear, Mike.
I wanna stay here with you.
I know someone who can help.
- Please Mike, don't make me do this.
- You won't have to run anymore.
- Promise? - I promise.
I love you.
I love you too.
Hello, the car is waiting.
You're doing the right thing, Mike.
I know this doesn't help much, but I know how you feel.

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