Las Vegas s05e13 Episode Script

3 Babes, 100 Guns, and a Fat Chick

- Are you ladies having fun? - Oh, yeah, we'll be here all week, - 'cause that's how much fun we're having.
- Excellent.
Ching.
What's wrong with you? You're so hung over from New Year's Eve? - Actually, I'm still hung over from Christmas Eve.
- Well, you know what dean martin used to say.
No.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink because when they wake up in the morning, That's the best they're gonna feel all day.
" Great, it's something to look forward to.
Didn't you hear a word I said? I'm so fat I can't see my feet anymore.
Is this the way it's gonna be from now on, everybody else has fun without us? Did you hear me? You try gaing an extra 40 pounds, Danny - 40 pounds? You've already gained 40 pounds? - Shut up it's not like I gained 100 pounds.
- You should talk, Mr.
Bustin' out of your suit.
- Hey, everybody gains a few pounds over a holidays, okay? It's not that big of a deal.
Yeah, a few pounds.
Nice try there, porky.
Did you just call me porky? Why are you so damn chipper today? Oh, I just feel happy 'cause my whale and his family are coming in.
- Must be some whale.
- Well, it's not exactly the whale.
- It's the whale and his family.
- That would be a pod.
Of all my clients, they're the only ones who always remember my birthday.
They send me cards and gifts.
You know, Danny, if you'd actually read the parenting books, you'd know that the father gains weight right along with the mother, especially during the first pregnancy.
- Is that right? - Yeah.
And I bet about now, you're wishing you hadn't eaten all the little christmas cookies.
That's funny, because I've never actually met anybody that likes fruitcake, let alone devours the whole damn thing in one sitting.
I like to email with his wife.
Sometimes I text with his daughters.
Haven't heard from them in over a year though.
We go to the opera together.
- The opera? - I hate the opera.
- I did know that! - I know, but somehow these people get me to feel like I love the opera.
You know, once, like, they took me to this german opera and I wanted to kill myself ten minutes into it, and then all suddendly, I realised this is good.
You know, I wouldn't go to the opera without them, but - Must be the company.
- Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You know Michael, I gonna let you in on a little secret.
You probably won't remember anyway 'cause you're too hung-over.
But if I ever really got married, you know, like for love, I would want to be married someone like him.
I would want my kids to be like theirs.
- Wow.
- You' not gonna tell anyone, are you? - No.
- You know what will happen if you do.
I'll rip your nads off and crush them in my bare hands.
Oh, there he is.
Kyle.
Hey.
Where's the wife? And the kids? She's dead.
The girls too.
You're positive he's at the Montecito? I'll take care of it.
Mike, it's Mitch.
A fight just broke out at the sports book.
I'm on my way.
We have to grow up some time Danny.
- I mean, it means - Why do we have grow up? - Coming through.
- Mikey doesn't have to grow up.
- Sam doesn't have to grow up.
- Why should I have to grow up? - Because Peter Pan, we're having a baby.
- Okay, yeah well, that doesn't mean And apparently the child's gonna be the size of Godzilla, which by the way, is your fault.
Ok, why is that my fault? - What? - What? Come here.
What are you doing? Think back, lover boy, to the night in question.
You and me in bed.
You wouldn't let me go to the bathroom to take care of business because you thought it would ruin the moment.
Baby, it would have.
Picture this moment, baby daddy.
Me, rolling over on top of you, in the middle of the night, crushing the life out of you.
Well, what's with all the name calling and the face-Pulling, huh? - I don't mean any of it.
- Okay, it's fine.
You can call names too if it makes you feel better.
It's okay it's just I've never been this fat in my entire life.
Coming tough.
- I hate it, I hate it.
- Can you just hold on for one minute? - I'll be right back.
- Yeah, you just rool on over there! Fat boy.
Yeah, what ever you say there, chunky.
I'm chunky.
I'm chunky.
I'm so chunky Hey, hey, hey.
Sergeant Rodriguez.
Bitch.
Numb-nuts.
- You know her? - Yeah, yeah, I know her.
- Danny McCoy.
- Danny, it's Mitch.
We've got counterfeit hundreds coming out of the poolside blackjack tables.
All right, I'll put it on Mike.
Everybody.
Hey.
Please calm down, okay? Plenty of seats for everybody.
Don't worry about it.
- So you're like a bounty hunter now? - Bail enforcement agent.
Bounty hunter is so passe.
So you guys served together in Iraq.
Ah, she was one of my sergeants.
Damn.
Here I was, feeling sorry gor you all this time.
Mike Cannon, surveillance and security.
Marrissa Rodriguez.
Excuse me for a sec.
I'm just gonna grab my bag.
Okay, okay, okay.
- Dude, nice.
- No.
- You and her didn't - That's none of your business.
Go take care of that counterfeit bill situation.
We just found more of them.
Roger that.
Is she single? - Ah, as far as I know.
- You have to put in a good word for me.
- Just go, please.
- What? What happened to a guy throwing a friend a bone? - Or in this case, the whole steak? - Just go.
- I'm hungry, Danny.
- Come on.
Just go.
Do you want to tell me who you were beating the crap out of in the middle of my casino? - A couple of bail enforcement agents.
- Right.
- We're here after the same jumper.
- Yeah, I can't have bounty hunters just roaming the floor here.
Then you've got a big problem, because there's more than three of us.
What do you mean? Scarface, named after his favorite movie, and all the scars on his face.
Victor malone, aka vick the brick.
King kong jones.
- What's with the trench coat? - Where else are you gonna hide your weapons? So where do you hide your weapons? A number of places.
Mitch, we have more counterfeit hundreds.
What's going on? FBI.
They have a warrant.
Mike Cannon, head of surveillance and security.
- So why are they all here? - They're all here for a mob money launderer with a $2 million price on his head.
His name's Lewis Jennings.
He's been on the run for ten years.
He stole millions from the mob.
Word is, he's gonna turn himself in on monday, and everyone knows that he's gonna take one last pass through Vegas before he does.
And here's the catch Nobody knows what he looks like.
Isn't that right? I'm sorry.
This is sergeant Rodriguez.
We served together.
From marine to bounty hunter.
It pays the bills.
This is the only known photo of him.
This photo was taken about ten years ago when he was arrested.
He posted bail and then disappeared.
Nobody's seen him since.
The mob wants him dead because he ripped them off.
- The bounty hunters want him.
- The mob wants him.
The FBI wants him.
I want him.
And we have him here at the Montecito, somewhere.
Sergeant Rodriguez, as a fellow marine, I expect you to act like one.
Yes, sir.
I have a tailor who can let that suit out for you, Danny.
Just a little holiday weight is all.
It'll probably be off by tomorrow.
Well, you need to be a little careful.
Some fathers-to-be end up gaining more weight than the mother.
It's just a little holiday weight.
Musta been some holiday.
What'd you do, McCoy, eat santa? No, I didn't eat santa.
I love santa.
Mike, I need you to pull up something up on my whale.
But no Sam, I'm kind of in the middle - of something right now.
- What? What are you in the middle of? Well, if you must know, we have counterfeit $100 bills.
So what? We always have counterfeit $100 bills.
But not in the same drop box two days in a row.
Sam - What? Who's this? - I'll do this.
- Those are surveillance consultants.
- All right.
His name is Kyle Aldrich.
He's from Dayton, Ohio.
His wife's name is Lillian.
Their daughters are Sherri, Kevi, and Nikki.
They're 14, 12, and 10.
- I have their address.
- Sam, I got it.
I got it.
Wow.
Your whale's wife and daughters are dead.
They were having lunch at a diner, and a man walked in with a gun and opened fire.
S random.
Yeah.
You okay? Sam? Hey, Sam, your whale Mr.
Cannon, we need access to your surveillance cameras and your video iq programs.
Mitch will help you out.
Sam.
What are we looking for? Him.
Um, hey, hey, hey, gentlemen, please, please, these lounges are reserved for people having bottle service only.
Then I'll order your most expensive bottle.
That's $1,000.
I'll take two.
So will I.
- It's no problem - Me too.
I'll be right back.
Hey, Kyle.
- Want a drink, Sam? - Uh, no, thanks.
I don't drink while I'm working.
Kyle, I'm so sorry about what happened.
I was thinking maybe we, uh, could go have lunch.
Maybe you need to talk a little bit or Oh, thanks, I'm good.
We could go to the opera.
You know, I'll go see any opera that you want.
I don't care.
- I'll even go see a german opera with you.
- I don't go to the opera anymore.
Uh, I'll be right back, okay? Your whale just sold off everything.
- What do you mean, everything? - His companies, his homes, all of his assets, everything.
- No, he's - He's betting $100,000 on a hand.
He's playing six hands.
He's already lost over $4 million, And he also just tipped the dealer a $10,000 chip.
- So what? He's generous.
- Sam, he's here to lose everything.
- Hey.
- Yeah.
What is it? I never did get a chance to thank you for what you did in Iraq.
There's no need to thank me, okay? - Come here.
- Thank you.
Hey, Carla, is he in? Danny, you left me standing in The middle of the casino.
Uh, sergeant Rodriguez, this is, uh, my Mary Connell.
It's a pleasure to finally meet you.
- No, no.
I'm Delinda.
- Yeah.
Sorry, it's just that Mary Connell was all that Danny ever talked about.
- You know, Mary, Mary, Mary.
- We're actually expecting.
Isn't that right, pumpkin? Don't I feel like an idiot.
Yeah.
- Can you excuse us? - Yeah.
That was not what it looked like.
The last friend of yours from the marines blew a hole in the side of the Montecito and almost killed me.
Look, this marine is a woman.
Who just beat the crap out of two men in the middle of the sports book.
- True, true, but - No.
- Baby, you don't understand.
- Whatever.
You don't understand, there's a reason why she's here.
Your baby and I will be waiting for you at home tonight.
Uh, oh, okay.
Nice meeting you.
Bye.
Okay, come here.
Come here, you.
Come here, okay.
Okay, well, see you later then? Sorry about that, Danny.
I just assumed.
It's okay.
It's a long story.
If this guy has been on the run for ten years, he's had to have changed his appearance, right? So if he is playing at the Montecito, he's probably played here before.
Gamblers are creatures of habit.
What are you doing? I'm searching old video footage, trying to find a visual connection from past to present.
We've got hits in the archive.
Now, he's been here before.
Okay.
Okay, this'll give us an idea of what he looks like now.
It's him.
Got him.
So does everybody else.
Get security to craps 21 right now.
Code blue, craps 21.
- FBI.
Come with us, Jennings.
- Move Looks like that holiday weight is slowing you down a little bit, Danny.
- And how did that make you feel? - Some of the people who work for me are not very - What the hell's going on, Doc? - I just have to talk to you about - one thing, it's very important.
It's just one little thing.
- I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
- Sam, I'm in a session.
- Yes, I understand.
It's just it's really more important than you Do I know you? Um, I don't think so.
I'd remember your ass if we'd met.
Nice.
Nice work you're doing.
- I'm with a patient, Sam.
- No, no, you don't understand.
- I'm not really a patient.
- I just like to come in and talk.
Look, dude, why don't you go take a pee and give me 30 seconds with the man, okay? - I am not paying for a full session.
- Thank you.
Sam, you need to make an appointment.
You can't just barge into my office.
Oh, no, it's okay, because i don't need to talk about myself.
- I need to talk about my client.
- Well, have him make an appointment.
Well, no, he can't.
I need you to help him.
I think he may be suicidal.
Then you should report it to the police.
What are you talking about? The man just lost his whole, entire family.
Like, all of his children are dead.
They were killed by a random act of violence.
Do you feel that what happened to you on that plane was random? Uh, Dr.
Levin, don't make me ever say this to you again.
It's not about what happened on the plane.
- I'm fine with what happened on the plane.
- Then why is this bothering you so much, Sam.
- He's just a client.
- Because no, he's not just a client.
Well, but that's what you said.
He his family, he and his family, they were They were like, uh They were like what? Look, are you gonna help this man or not? The FBI asked us if we'd allow them to hold the suspect here - until they can arrange protective transport.
- Why keep him here? Everyone knows he's here.
- It doesn't make sense.
- Cooper wants us to Cooperate fully.
Why not get him to a safe house? Well, I'd like to know how every bounty hunter in the place knew who the guy was, yet we had to go over ten years in video iq just to find him.
You think somebody tipped him off? I think that something's going on here, yes.
What? Have you gained weight? No.
You just don't seem to be fitting into your suit.
The suit fits.
What is with all the fat jokes? Well, you have become a little stockier.
It's a winter coat.
I hear ya.
Going for the polar bear look.
One good dump, and I'll be right back into my fighting weight, trust me.
Yeah, one good, 20-Pound dump.
So you think I'm fat? Is that it? You think that this is fat? Oh, don't be that guy.
No, no, no, serio dude, don't go there.
You think that I'm fat? I wouldn't say you're fat, per se.
Pleasantly plump, perhaps.
This conversation is making me uncomfortable.
Ok, I'll admit it.
I put on a little weight In the gut over the holidays.
Yeah.
Okay, not in the butt.
Check that out.
I'm outta here.
Hard as a hey.
- Mikey, just - Now counterfeit hundreds, remember? And I'd suggest you talk to Cooper about what's really going on, 'cause I got a feeling He knows more than what he's saying.
Good luck to you.
Well, he's not suicidal.
That's good.
So what's wrong with him? Well, his wife and daughters were killed.
Uh, yeah, I know, Dr.
Levin.
I'm aware of that.
He's just so not himself.
Would you be? I don't really know.
What can you do for him? - I can't do anything.
He doesn't want my help.
- Well, what can I do for him? Sam, you should really come into the office and talk about this.
About what? About the connection you think you have with this client of yours.
Look, if you have something to say to me about this, just tell me right now.
I'll squeeze you in this afternoon.
- I don't want to come to your office.
- Listen to me.
You seem to have a need to fix this man's life.
You think that somehow by fixing his life, it'll fix your life.
My life's not broken.
I'll see you this afternoon.
- I hate you.
- I know, Sam.
All right, Kyle.
Patrick, thank you very much.
I'm gonna cut you off.
I just started.
Drinking isn't gonna take the pain away.
Trust me, I've tried it.
I'm not drinking to get rid of the pain, Sam.
I'm drinking to feel something.
I'm dead inside.
I feel nothing.
Ever felt like that? Feel nothing, nothing at all? So you haven't noticed anything unusual about the three women at the swim-up blackjack table? Besides the fact that they're smokin' hot and every dude in this place wants to do them, no.
Might I add, you're looking especially fine today? - I don't date older men, Mike.
- I'm not asking you out.
I'm just saying you look good.
Besides, I'm not that much older than you.
I'm 25.
I mean, 22.
- You lied to us about your age.
- I didn't actually lie.
- What would you call it? - Could we just go back to your problem, please? - Three women in question, they showed up yesterday.
- And they always play with $100 bills.
Yes, and even if they were passing counterfeit bills, their presence at this pool is priceless.
If they weren't coming here on their own, I would actually pay them to come here.
Sorry, fat, pregnant women not allowed.
Shut up, piper.
What do you know about this marine buddy of Danny's? - She's smokin' hot, and she hits like a man.
Why? - Did he say anything to you about her? No.
You would tell me if he did, wouldn't you? - No.
- Mike.
- No! - Okay, just keep an eye on tm for me, okay? I'm not spying on Danny.
- Please.
- Delinda.
Pregnant or not, that is not cool.
- Pretty please.
- No.
When did you become so insecure? When I ballooned up to the size of a house.
Delinda, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
You're ruining the vibe here.
I mean, how can all these married men with kids concentrate on these single women - when there is a pregnant woman hanging out here.
- Get your skinny ass out of her - do I look fat? - Yes! What is with the two of you? Delinda, you're pregnant.
You're supposed to be fat.
As for Danny, well, the man is just letting himself go.
Look, I just think that He may have been the perfect man.
- How? - Perfect.
Perfect, you know, like, he loved his wife, he loved his kids, he loved his job.
He loved life itself.
And? And now he doesn't.
And how does that make you feel? Like crap.
Gee, look, I, uh, uh, you know, I feel good.
I I really like myself.
I love my job.
I like who I am.
But? Dr.
Levin, do you know how many of my clients cheat on their wives and ignore their kids? - No.
- Almost all of them.
And the ones who don't basically just tolerate their families.
Do you regret the choices you've made? Sometimes.
Do you wish you had that perfect life? Sure.
No.
No, I'm just Saying that Knowing that that was out there Made me feel, uh It made me feel, uh Like I'm okay.
And not many things make you feel okay.
No.
So this is really about you, then, isn't it, Sam? So I'm thinking that maybe I could make him feel better.
You know, I could help someone.
I could help him.
I could help.
Maybe I could, uh, help him to feel again.
Feel the way he used to.
Maybe I could help him to love life again.
So you can feel better about the world Or yourself? Both.
Got a minute? You want the name of my tailor? Uh, no, I'm fine, thanks.
But I would like to know what the hell's going on.
With what? The bail jumper, Lewis Jennings.
Something is not right here.
No, it's not, Danny.
Do you care to elaborate? No.
Danny.
Yeah.
You armed? No.
You need to be.
Hey, kyle.
Come on.
- Where are we going? - Come on.
Danny tells me everything, and yet I've never heard of you.
I'm sure there are a lot of things he hasn't told you about Iraq.
It seems to me you shouldn't be jealous.
You're the one having his baby.
But you know him in a way I'll never know him.
I know him in a way no human being should ever know another.
You are the most gorgeous pregnant woman I've ever seen.
If I were a man I'd knock your cervix into next tuesday.
Spoken like a true marine.
Look, I'm not I'm not jealous.
I'm just a little what's the word? fat.
No offense, but if you think you're fat, and you keep telling people you're fat, everybody's gonna look at you like you're Fat.
Hmm.
You're right.
What's going on? Hey, I think these three bikini babes are counting cards as well as passing counterfeit bills.
How do they do that? Ere are six decks in the shoe.
Well, I can't figure out how theye doing it either, but Maybe they have some kind of cheating device implanted in their boobs.
What are you smoking, Mitch? - Would you just 86 them already? - I would, but there's a problem.
We're not losing as much at the table as having them at the pool party is generating.
You see these guys? They're ordering $1,000 bottles of booze by the case.
We're turning away hundreds.
Delinda's party is the hottest thing in Vegas during the deadest time of the year.
As soon as Cooper sees how successful this party is, you might even become a stay-at-home dad.
Speaking of which, uh, I know it's none of my business, but your lady needs a little attention from her man.
A little special attention, if you know what I mean.
Yeah, you're right, it is none of your business.
- Just throwing it out there.
- Special attention, what does that mean? Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa! Big fella! Big fella, hey.
What? Please! Stop it.
Get outta here.
- Why are you armed? - Cooper asked me to carry.
It's the dealers.
What? The dealers are switching the $100 bills when they come out of the dryer and handing them to the cowboys.
Switch out the dealers and have security escort them to holding.
Hey, what floor does the FBI have jennings on? Well, how many guests do we have on that floor? None.
Cooper moved everybody hours ago.
What's going on? Why can't I get cameras on 33? We don't have eyes on 33.
FBI had us shut down that floor for security reasons.
The FBI is using him as bait.
That's why they haven't gotten him out of here yet.
All right, get the cameras back up on 33.
Then call Cooper.
Have him patched through to my cell phone.
- Where are you going? - 33.
Isn't that Delinda? Hi.
What are you doing? I'm going for a swim.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
You have to leave.
Somebody might mistake you for a whale and harpoon you.
Cooper's not answering his phone.
Okay, well, video iq him.
I already tried.
We got nothin'.
Looks like he pulled another disappearing act on us.
Well, keep trying him.
- What floor? - The same.
- So are you guys winning or losing? - What? - The tables.
Are you winning or losing? - We are about even.
Yeah? Yeah, well, I got my ass kicked last night.
How about you? That bad, huh? Well, I lost my shirt and my pants.
I love Vegas.
Sam, what are we doing? Is that, uh Oh, that must be me.
I just got off the phone with Cooper.
He said stay away from the 33rd floor.
- It'd be a little late for that.
- Okay, I gotta roll.
I'll talk to you later.
Mitch.
I'm working on it.
Oh, this isn't good.
I got cams back online.
Mitch, get security up there now.
Sam, please don't.
It's okay.
We finally meet.
It was inevitable, considering how often our paths crossed.
I don't care how much body armor you're wearing.
It was a stupid idea.
The government's been after these assassins for years, and no one's ever seen either of their faces.
There was no other way.
And the plan was to take them down without a shot being fired.
Apparently somebody forgot to tell the two guys who got in the elevator with me.
You know, you almost got me killed.
I had it all planned out perfectly, Danny, Except for the part where you decided to walk right into the middle of it.
And no, I didn't see the knife.
You want to tell me what you meant by "we finally meet"? No, hey, you can't just Hey, hey, coop I know there's something you're not telling me, Cooper.
Coop - Where are you going? - I'll catch the next one.
I'm not sure.
Well, you could always stay here.
In Las Vegas? Sure.
There are a few worse things.
If you change your mind, you know where to find me.
Don't be surprised if I show up one day.
I won't.
Bye.
Next time you're in Vegas, we should get together.
I'd love to.
Nice.
Uh, you do know I'm gay, don't you? I'm guessing you don't mean happy.
No.
- Oh, I knew.
- Right.
Delinda, did you know she was gay? Yeah, I mean, it's kind of obvious.
She's got a flight to catch, so we should probably go.
- Bye.
- See ya.
- That - No idea.
Why did you tell them that? I figured it'd help you with Delinda, and Mike's not really my type, so Semper Fi.
Semper Fi.
- I'll see you.
- All right.
- Bye.
- Be good.
Hey, could have told us.
Made me look like a fool.
You? What about me?! I was dreaming of you two doing it in foxholes.
- Ms.
Deline, I have your - What is what is that? Oh, yeah, thanks, Jeff.
It's the same size and weight that I'm at.
Put it on.
Wow, look at the time.
Uh, babe I want you to know how it feels.
You need to take this baby seriously.
I am not wearing that.
- Why not? - Because Because I'm president of operations.
How do you think that would look? I think it'll look like you love the mother of your child.
Okay, you tell me who that man was.
You tell me who the man was, and I'll, uh, I'll put it on.
Put it on or I'll fire you.
- Please.
- Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
It's heavy.
What God! Look at you! yeah ha ha, very funny.
Have you given any thought to what you're gonna do after the baby arrives? Actually, yes.
I think we should talk.
- I'm free for lunch.
- So am I.
Just stop me if I try ordering more than three entrees.
I'll stop you at three.
- And dessert.
- How about we split a dessert? - Only one? - Only one.
You know, your new year's rehab party was genius.
I have a lot of other ideas.
Here's what I'm thinking, Coop.
- Do you mind if I call you coop? - Yes, I do.
Childcare for employees.
We have childcare for guests but not for employees, so I'm thinking we should implement this right away, especially since Danny is president of operations.

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