LEGO Star Wars: The Freemaker Adventures (2016) s02e06 Episode Script

Return to the Wheel

[music.]
[grunts.]
Put your back into it.
Putting my back, front, top, and bottom into it.
Take a break, guys.
I got it.
Huh, not that I needed the help, but, uh, yeah, having a Force Builder on the team - does make the job easier.
- Easier? Yes.
But easy? No.
We've left the Arrowhead's hardest parts for last.
We still need that Kyber crystal - and an energy matrix activator.
- An energy matrix activator? Yep.
And it's a doozy of a piece.
These days they're rarer than a hairless wampa.
- I know where we can find one.
- A hairless wampa? No, an energy matrix activator.
But it's in the last place in the galaxy we should go.
- Where? - It's gonna be dangerous.
- Where? - But it could be a lot of fun.
Zander, just say it.
[sighs.]
It's on the Wheel.
In Freemaker Salvage and Repair.
- Our old shop.
- Home? So just to be clear, the hairless wampa is off the table, right? [dramatic fanfare.]
2x06 - Return to the Wheel [tense music.]
[beeping.]
All right, let 'em blow! [beep.]
[explosion booms.]
- Yeah, baby.
- Whoo-hoo! All right, nitwits.
Let's talk Kyber crystals.
How many are in there? And don't be afraid to overwhelm me with good news.
Well, we should stress that these are preliminary numbers.
But it looks like we got and again, this is just a guesstimate Uh, approximately none.
None?! We've strip-mined every corner of this cruddy planet and we haven't got a single Kyber crystal?! I gotta buy more time before Vader finds out.
Before I find out what? Ah! Lord Vader.
C-Can I call ya Darth? Wait a minute, you can't do that Force-thing remotely, can ya? You mean this? Ah! Yeah.
That's the one I was talking about.
Now why am I doing this? Eh.
'Cause I haven't found any crystals.
[strained.]
Need more time.
Your time is running out, Graballa the Hutt.
Along with my patience.
Ah! [thud.]
Eh.
I never thought I'd miss working for Jabba.
[lips waggle.]
Yeppau, we're getting nowhere.
- Yep.
- We need a scheme or we're dead meat.
- Yep.
- I know! We'll take a load of rocks and paint 'em.
- Nope.
- Okay, Mister flutters around and forgets that I have feelings too.
- I suppose you have a better idea? - Yep.
Freemaker? Rowan Freemaker? He could find the Kyber crystals.
He could lead us right to them! That's a genius idea I just thought of.
- Yep.
- Get me Dengar.
Wow.
That was quick.
[yawns.]
What do you need, boss? What I need you to do is to skip the beauty rest and go get me Rowan Freemaker.
Put the word out: top credits for anyone who can lead us to that kid.
Call all your old friends in.
Let 'em know Graballa the Hutt has a job for them.
[engines rumbling.]
[music.]
There it is.
The Wheel.
Life sure was a lot simpler when we lived here.
We weren't intergalactic fugitives, for one.
Our biggest problem was making the rent before Furlac shot us out the airlock.
I just can't wait to see it all again; Freemaker Salvage and Repair, underground podraces, Becky Smoochenbacher No, no, no, no.
No Becky, no smooching.
We can't see anyone who knows us.
Oh, that's not a problem.
She has no idea who I am.
We're enemies of the Empire.
How do we avoid being recognized? We'll enter on the Lower Ring where nobody will recognize us.
And that's where Roger comes in.
Right.
I've still got my vast array of fake facial hair.
Oh, yeah! On Naboo, that moustache actually worked.
Guys, it won't work for me.
- For obvious reasons.
- Oh, right, right! 'Cause none of those match your hair color.
I've got a better plan.
Roger, you're gonna tap into the security systems and guide us safely to Freemaker Salvage.
I can do that from the service shafts.
I used to love hanging out in the service shafts.
I've got a weird feeling - like this plan could actually work? - Yeah.
But I'm taking the fake facial hair, just in case.
[ominous music.]
- Roger, get into position.
- Roger, roger.
Okay, don't make contact, or eye contact, with anything.
You! What are you not looking at? What? I wasn't not looking at nothing.
- It is me who was not looking at you.
- You sleemo! [both grunting.]
[blasters firing.]
[music.]
- What did you do? - I didn't not do anything! Ah, service shafts.
Roger, we're at the elevators.
Roger, roger.
I'm in the system.
Uh-oh, that's not good.
What's not good? There's some troopers to your left.
You'll have to take Elevator 6.
- There's people on it! - I'll take care of that.
[all scream.]
[all groaning.]
All clear.
Nice.
There were bound to be a few hiccups, but this plan is working.
[hiccups.]
Roger, how do we get to Freemaker Salvage - without anyone seeing us? - The ventilation shafts.
There's an access panel right behind you.
It should be wide enough for you guys to Hey! What are you doing?! Get out of here, you crazy Ranat.
[moans.]
Shoo! Get out of here! Go away! Okay.
You want to take a left at the second junction and that'll lead you straight to the old shop.
Can't miss it.
- There she is.
- Home sweet - [gasps.]
Huh? - What? What happened to our home? [light jazzy music playing.]
Zander: "Wick Cooper's Caf Bean and Kitsch Klatch?" I don't even know where to store all these credits.
[laughs.]
I might have to burn 'em just for kicks.
Ooh, that might look neat.
He turned my Z-wings into booths! Our parts rack is now a sandwich counter.
[gasps.]
He's charging fifty creds for a thimble of artisanal Kaadu milk! Which is kind of genius.
And an affront to everything we believe in.
Okay, guys, keep focused.
Zander, do you see the energy matrix activator? He made it into a caf machine.
We are so taking it back.
Oh, not now, we're not.
We'll come back when the place is closed.
Oh, so we've got some time to kill? I wonder if I could connect with If you say "Becky Smoochenbacher," I'm throwing you out the airlock.
I wasn't saying that.
I withdraw my question.
That's what I thought.
[music.]
[buzz, chirping.]
Hold your position while I deactivate the security cameras.
Now.
We're in position.
Open it up.
- Roger, roger - You.
You hurt Ranat brother.
What? I just shooed him away.
What's the big deal? You do not shoo Ranat.
This is greatest insult.
Ah! [alarm blaring.]
What did Roger do now? - Oh, rats.
- What?! "Rats" is second greatest insult! - No, no, no, no! - Quick! Our disguises.
What's going on here? [deeply.]
Oh, good evening sir, we're from Midnight Caf Repair Services, the galaxy's number one provider of off-hours caf repairs.
- Uh-huh.
- We've got a work order here for a malfunctioning Kamino cappuccino machine.
Yeah, but the owner doesn't seem to be present.
Do you suppose you could let us in? [tense music.]
Have at it.
Midnight Caf Repair Services? It was the first thing that came to mind.
I'm just glad Furlac bought it.
And this thing too.
Yeah, stupid name and they were wearing the worst disguises ever.
I mean, the girl had a beard! No doubt about it the Freemakers are here on the Wheel.
Furlac, my friend, you just earned yourself a big Hutt-sized reward.
This is so strange sneaking into our own shop to repossess our own stuff.
It's not our shop anymore; it's Wick's.
Can you hurry up? We might have fooled Furlac, but we're pressing our luck here.
Hey, Wick's got this thing wired deep, so excuse me if it's taking [gasps.]
- Uh, got it.
- Good.
Now let's get out [ominous music.]
Don't move, Freemakers.
You'll recognize my friends: IG-88, Bossk, 4-LOM, and Zuckuss.
Oh.
You couldn't get Boba Fett? - Every single time! - Irrelevant.
Zuckuss is as good as Fett! These guys are more than enough to get the job done.
[ominous music.]
Prove it.
Aah! Help! Zuckuss is trapped! [blasters firing.]
- Any ideas? - This is a T-47 snowspeeder.
This will be helpful information when it snows.
If we can power the blaster, we might be able to fire it.
Grab the milk frother! [action music.]
- Got it! - Attaching the energizer.
Power core locked in.
Ha ha! Eat hot blaster! - Ooh! - What are you doing? [laughs.]
Whoops.
It's still hooked up to the blue milk frother.
Stun him.
Kaadu milk anyone? You might like it.
[smash.]
Hello, Freemakers! I wish you could see the looks on your faces.
Actually, I I wish I could see them.
- You gotta - Ow! Yeah, much better.
Thanks, Yeppau.
Lord Vader, have I got great news for you.
- You found the Kyber crystals? - Yes, but no.
I've found someone who can find the crystals: Rowan Freemaker.
Rowan Freemaker? Excellent.
Did I hear you say you found Rowan Freemaker? Um Yes.
He's here on this remote planet on the other side of the galaxy.
Commencing retrieval now.
Perhaps you aren't as smart as the Emperor thought.
Set course for the Wheel.
[music.]
When we considered what might go wrong with our plan, it never occurred to me it could go this wrong.
Really? It should have because it always does.
Don't worry.
I got this.
Psst! You will release our bonds.
I will release your bonds.
You will distract the others while we escape.
I will distract the others while you [cackles.]
Sorry.
Sorry.
I can't keep a straight face.
[snickers.]
- Mm.
- Don't worry, Rowan.
I might have a mind trick of my own to play.
Hey.
Buddy.
How much is Graballa paying you for this job? - That data is private.
- [chuckles.]
Of course it is.
Because you're getting half what the fleshy guys are getting.
- How would you know? - I've seen Graballa's finances.
You know how much he pays Zuckuss? [whispers.]
[gasps.]
But we are partners! We are supposed to split 50-50! Zuckuss has higher costs.
Do you know how many filters and robes Zuckuss must go through? It's because you are a droid, you know.
We always get eight decicreds on a cred.
I am now taking what is mine.
This is for droids everywhere! [music.]
[groans.]
[blasters firing.]
- Danger detected! - Ha.
[clank.]
- Didn't detect that, did ya? - Whoa! Alert! Vision impaired.
Must fire blasters randomly to ensure safety.
Whoo! Hey! Hey! Come on.
Come on.
All right, Vader's on his way with Aah! [yells.]
Over there! [engine whirring.]
What in the name of the Almighty Sarlacc is happening here? We found out how much you are paying them.
I'm not paying any of you anything if my prisoners are gone.
Now go do what you do and hunt that bounty! What is this, a staring contest? Fine! I'll pay you all the same.
Just go! [music.]
[whirring.]
Is it just me or, this is going south fast, right? [distant thud.]
Yep.
[shudders.]
Even faster than I thought.
I have arrived to take possession of the Freemakers.
Yeah and trust me when I tell you, you would not believe how much I'm dying to give them to you [sighs.]
[screams.]
[whirring.]
- After them! Faster! - Zuckuss doesn't need you telling Zuckuss what to do! [blasters firing.]
Ha! Get to the ship! But we don't have the energy matrix activator.
- We'll find another one.
- Where? That's a problem we'll deal with if we live through this.
Head for the elevators! - Halt.
- Ah! [tense music.]
- Roger, we could use some help here.
- Love to be of assistance, but I'm having my own issues at the moment.
[babbling.]
[brakes screech.]
[screams.]
Take a left here.
We'll lose 'em at the market.
[music.]
Oh! [beeps.]
[zap.]
Only Zuckuss remains.
The bounty will be his.
I don't think so.
[creaking.]
[thud.]
Yes! Nice work, little brother.
- Ooh, is that Becky Smoochenbacher? - Zander, eyes front! [all shout.]
[crash.]
Becky? Becky! I just want to tell you, I know you don't know who I am, - but you set my soul on - Zander.
You're talking to a fire extinguisher.
Becky! Nothing can extinguish my love for you! [music.]
Ha.
Zuckuss knows where the Freemakers went.
[screams.]
Uh, Zuckuss was wrong.
[moans.]
There he is, the Supply Sergeant.
Are you sure about this, Rowan? Yeah, 'cause you already tried this once to less than spectacular results.
It's the only way we can get the energy matrix activator and get off the Wheel.
I have to do this.
- Hey, Stormtrooper.
- What do you want, kid? Your armor.
And two more just like it.
Ha.
Really? And what makes you think I'll give that to you? You will give me your armor.
[low rumbling.]
- Nice.
- Aren't you a little short for a storm You are not taking this away from me.
So, um, to be fair, when I called you, I had the kid in my custody.
There was a window of opportunity.
And can I help it if it took too long to get here? This is your last chance, Graballa the Hutt.
Bring me Kyber crystals.
Not excuses.
I will.
I will.
From now on, Graballa the Hutt's in the pleasing Darth Vader business.
And business will be booming.
Why does Vader want Kyber crystals? Let's just ponder that sometime when we're far, far away from him.
- He gives me the shivers.
- Roger.
We're ready to evac.
Where are you? [music.]
There's a situation in the shafts.
Let me get back to you.
Ah, wait.
I stashed a fine-aged can of forty-weight oil around here.
Um, ah, yes.
The sweet stuff! Come on [Rumbling.]
- Are we going up? - Actually, sir, we're going down.
Up it is.
[music.]
I was saving this for a special occasion.
He's around here somewhere That way! [all screaming.]
Well, it looks like you're "oil" washed up.
[laughs.]
Ah, I wish there were someone around to hear that.
You three, come with me.
Um, actually, sir, we just received new orders - to go to the Lower Ring and - I have just altered your orders.
Pray I don't alter them further.
[all whimper.]
Now where is Rowan Darth Vader? Aah! And now! Hmm.
- Ooh! [screaming.]
- Ah! - Oh! - Roger! - You are the best droid ever.
- Roger, roger.
[engines whooshing.]
All clear.
Let's get out of here.
Farewell, Becky Smoochenbacher.
Though this crazy ol' war has kept up apart, I know in my heart that when it's over, we'll be together.
- Once again.
- Again? You were never together in the first place.
That is a technicality! Admiral Ackbar, sir, we've obtained the last critical part for the Arrowhead.
That is good news, Freemakers.
Very good news.
Now we just need to find a Kyber crystal to power the shields.
Hopefully Darth Vader doesn't get to it first.
[chuckles.]
What? Um, how's that? Yeah, we had a little run in with the Dark Lord.
For some reason, he's searching the galaxy for Kyber crystals.
What's that about? Hmm maybe nothing, Freemakers.
See you back on Home One.
Do you get the feeling our very good news just became very bad news? Summon the Bothans.
We need to know if the Empire is building another Death Star.
[dramatic music.]

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