Lip Sync Battle (2015) s03e04 Episode Script

Lupita Nyong'o vs. Regina Hall

1 - Oh! - (rock music playing) Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Everybody says It's just like Robin Hood Well, it's plain to see You were meant for me, yeah I'm your boy Your 20th century toy (thuds) - (feedback) - (cheering) Chrissy: Ladies love him and nobody can love you better.
Make some noise, for your boy, LL Cool J.
Let me hear you say yeah! Audience: Yeah! Now scream! (audience screams) Welcome to Lip Sync Battle! The arena where super stars come to square off in musical combat.
Before we introduce our two challengers it's time to bring out the superfly light-heavyweight of color commentary.
Our electric, illustrious Chrissy Teigen.
Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go All they do is stare and stare - All they do is stare and stare - LL: Oh.
All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare LL: Go, Chrissy.
Go, Chrissy.
Go, Chrissy.
Did you see my bend and snap? Yeah It is so on tonight.
We have a very serious actress.
You've never seen her like you're going to see her tonight.
Yeah.
- Absolutely.
- I am so, so amped for this.
Oh, it's crazy.
- Let's get into it.
- Let's do it.
- Are you guys ready? - (cheering) By way of Mexico this Kenyan-raised Oscar winner took our breath away in 12 Years a Slave, she charmed us in Star Wars, and you can see her in her Disney film, the Queen of Katwe.
Give a big welcome to Lupita Nyong'o! (cheers, applause) And this next contender has proven to us all she can Think Like a Man, and she's Paid in Full.
You loved her in Barbershop: The Next Cut.
You can catch her in the thriller When the Bough Breaks.
Make some noise for the beautiful, the talented Regina Hall! (cheers, applause) 'Sup ladies! - Wassup? - So, hmm - No pressure.
- Lupita, you're first.
You come on first.
- Regina, you have a seat in the V.
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- All right.
- So, Lupita - Yes? How excited are you to be here tonight? Oh, at last! At last! I'm here.
(cheers, applause) What song did you choose for round one? One round, I will be performing "Bailando" by Enrique Iglesias.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Lupita Nyong'o! Okay (music playing) Yo te miro y se me corta la respiración Cuando tú me miras se me sube el corazón Me palpita lento el corazón Y en un silencio tu mirada dice mil palabras La noche en la que te suplico Que no salga el sol Bailando - Bailando - Bailando Bailando Tu cuerpo y el mío llenando el vacío Subiendo y bajando Subiendo y bajando Bailando - Bailando - Bailando Bailando Ese fuego por dentro Me va enloqueciendo Me va saturando Con tu física y tu química También tu anatomía La cerveza y el tequila Y tu boca con la mía Ya no puedo más - Ya no puedo más - Ya no puedo más Ya no puedo más Estar contigo Vivir contigo Bailar contigo Tener contigo - Una noche loca - Una noche loca Ay, besar tu boca Y besar tu boca Yo quiero estar contigo Vivir contigo Bailar contigo Tener contigo Una noche loca Con tremenda loca Oh Bailando amor Oh Bailando amor Oh Es que se me va el dolor LL: Wow.
Chrissy! Chrissy: Yes.
Did that make you want to take Spanish class? (Spanish accent) I-I-I speak Spanish, too.
Cabeza, hombro, rodillas, pies, cabeza, hombro, rodillas, pies.
That much I know.
Tacos, burritos But it was so sexy.
(laughs) Me gusta, baby.
- I have a question, Joe.
- Okay.
Regina, did you understand what I said? I think you said I'm not going to win tonight? Ay, ay, ay.
She got me nervous, but it's okay.
All right, Lupita, you have a seat in the V.
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for a moment.
- All right.
- Regina, you come out here.
Tell us your song.
I am performing "My Boo.
" LL: Oh! Ladies and gentlemen, Regina Hall! Boy, you should know that I've got you on my mind Your secret admirer I've been watching you At night, I think of you I want to be your lady Maybe If your game is on, give me a call, boo If your lovin's strong, gonna give my all to you Every day I pray my heart can win Oh! Every night I pray I can call you my man Yeah, yeah, yeah I need you I want you To have you Hold you Squeeze you So I'm going out Every weekend Just to see my boo again At night, I think of you I want to be your lady Maybe If your game is on, give me a call, boo If your lovin's strong Gonna give my all to you At night, I think of you I want, to be your lady Maybe If your game is on, give me a call, boo If your lovin's strong Gonna give my all to you (cheers, applause) LL: Whoa.
(moaning) LL: Chrissy! Are you day dreaming about your boo over there? I am daydreaming about Regina Hall, are you kidding me? I can't even do that dance.
What is that one? What's the trendy dance now? Do it, do it, do it.
Yes! LL: So Regina, we heard that's one of your favorite tracks.
It's that was in French.
I don't know if you guys could tell.
That was the French version of "My Boo.
" - Comment allez-vous, le boo? - (laughs) - All right, Lupita.
- Yes.
- Regina pulled out Ghost Town DJ's on you.
- Mm-hmm.
What you think of that? It was impressive.
I particularly enjoyed your twerking.
So, thank you for that.
But no sé si vaya a ganar.
LL: Regina, head over to the V.
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- Okay! - Very good, very good.
All right so when we return everything gets much more intense, as round two is the main event.
You won't want to miss it.
It's Lip Sync Battle.
For real.
I've been watching you At night, I LL: You said something I heard you went "Aaah".
Chrissy: No, I just like, litterally "Ah, I'm so exicted by that.
" "I'm also exausted.
" "I didn't know you had to do it but I'm still trying.
" (Regina laughs) I think it's important to just try.
(audience cheers) We're back with LSB.
Lupita and Regina are engaged in a lip sync brawl for the belt.
Now it's round two.
And it's all or nothing.
Let's see how Regina planned to take the competition down.
- Hey, how are you? - Hey.
- Hey, I'm Michael, one the stage managers.
- Hi.
(people talking) - Eight minutes.
- Eight minutes before we go on stage? Got it, understood.
Woman: All right, guys it's on.
- (whips crack) - Oh.
(laughter) Woman: Yeah, you think you're getting away.
Awesome.
Regina: She challenged me, and I took it personal.
I don't know where she is.
She's hiding around here, somewhere.
But, I got something for her in a couple hours.
I got something for Lupita.
She can put that on her Vogue cover.
On her new Vogue cover.
Yes, can we move that sofa over there, please? Don't forget to say the words.
Was I not doing them? You weren't lip syncing the whole time.
I wasn't lip syncing the whole time? - No.
- That's horrible, 'cause I really thought I was.
Woman: Can you step from the top of this number? I swear to God, I looked over and I was like, "She needs to do her hair.
" I swear to God, and it's me.
Thank you.
I'll see you in a little bit, baby.
All right! I'm about to get it! I think 'cause of that Vogue cover, she thinks she got me right now.
But I'm about to kill it all! All right, it's about to happen! (music playing) You make it look like it's magic 'Cause I see nobody Nobody but you, you, you I'm never confused Hey, hey I'm so used to being used So I love when you call unexpected Cause I hate when the moment's expected So I'ma care for you You, you I'ma care for you, you, you Yeah 'Cause, girl, you're perfect Girl, you're perfect Always worth it, always worth it And you deserve it, and you deserve it The way you work it, the way you work it 'Cause, girl, you earned it Shit, girl, you earned it Yeah, 'cause, girl, you're perfect Girl, you're perfect You're always worth it, you're always worth it And you deserve it, and you deserve it The way you work it, the way you work it 'Cause, girl, you earned it Shit, earned it Earned it Yeah Chr-Chrissy.
Did you bring all that from home? I personally have never seen any of these things in my entire life.
- (laughs) - Oh, yeah.
Your Weeknd hair is epic.
(cheers, applause) - Lupita! - Yes.
Did you ever expect her to come at you with all that? You caught me off guard.
And that was okay.
The competition is really hard here.
All right, Regina, you have a seat in the V.
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- Ay, ay.
- Lupita: Well, well earned.
LL: You like that.
You like putting that mask on.
- I'll be your Bella.
- I'm going to call John.
- He he - I'm your Bella.
John is in the back like, "Bring that home.
" No, John does not like this kind of stuff.
- I'll tell you that much.
- LL: Amazing, amazing.
Regina Hall just tried to swing her way to a victory, but Lupita is determined to take home the belt.
When we come back, one final performance before the winner is decided.
It could go either way.
This is LSB! 'Cause, girl, you're perfect, girl, you're perfect Always worth it, you're always (on PA) Ten seconds.
Oh-oh.
Oh-oh.
Ten seconds.
Ten seconds, I wanna know what it is.
She got lots of stuff over here.
(audience cheers) Lip Sync Battle is back.
And Regina and Lupita are enthralled in an incredible match up.
Regina showed her dominance.
Now let's take a look at how Lupita got herself ready to stay ahead of the competition.
It begins! - Hi! - Hello.
- Finally here.
- Yes.
Lupita: Hi! Oh, look at this, matching outfits.
- This is adorable! - Thank you.
Woman: Okay, here we go.
Yes! Yes, yes.
- Can we try um, not facing the mirror.
- Of course! Okay, let's do it one more time.
One more time! Let's do this! I got a bunch of different kinds of shorts, - we're going to see what fits.
- Mm-hmm.
- And we can tweak it.
We can use - Mm-hmm.
- I would love to wear denim.
- Yeah, absolutely.
Knock, knock.
Regina: Come in! Any clues anywhere? I was hoping I was going to come in and find you humming - or singing.
- (laughs) I was like, "Maybe it will be in her head.
" I'm not that much of a rookie.
Listen, this is not the Oscars, I was rooting for you then, but I'm not today I am not rooting for you.
Woman: Could I get everyone in their opening positions, please? I've been asking to be on this show ever since I saw Common and John.
I was like, "This is this is my ambition in life.
" I'm so happy you're here.
Woman: Ready to go up on stage? Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
LL: Let's do it.
She's all set to go! Lupita Nyong'o! Woman: Okay, guys, it's on.
Yes, yes.
(cheers, applause) Lip Sync Battle! Naughty, naughty.
Lupita: Oh, what, do I have something special? Yes, I do.
I mean she has no idea.
- (sirens blaring) - (honks) Hey, hey, hey, yeah Ooo! What a man, what a man, what a man What a mighty good man Yes, he is What a man, what a man, what a man What a mighty good man Yeah, I want to take a minute or two And give much respect due To the man that's made a difference in my world And although most men are ho's, he flows on the down low 'Cause I never heard about him with another girl But I don't sweat it, because it's just pathetic To let it get me involved in that he-said-she-said crowd I know that ain't nobody perfect I give props to those who deserve it And believe me, y'all, he's worth it So here's to the future 'cause we got through the past I finally found somebody who can make me laugh You so crazy I think I want to have your baby What a man, what a man, what a man What a mighty good man Gotta say it again now What a man, what a man, what a man What a mighty good man He keeps me on Cloud Nine just like the Temps He's not a fake wannabe tryin' to be a pimp He dresses like a dapper don, but even in jeans He's a God sent original, the man of my dreams Yes, my man says he loves me Never says he loves me not Tryin' to rush me good and touch me in the right spot See other guys that I've had They tried to play all that mac shit But every time they tried I said, "That's not it" What a man, what a man, what a man What a mighty good man A mighty, mighty good man What a man, what a man, what a man (cheering) LL: Wow! So, Chrissy, got the Magic Mike dancers in the building.
One of our personal own, Manwe, is going off on tour with Magic Mike Live.
Congratulations, Manwe! Well, first when out on tour, - you got to come to Vegas.
- Oh! Are you kidding? I am Every day, baby.
LL: Wow.
Regina.
- Yeah.
- What a performance.
How do you think she did? You know (laughs) I think coming out in the half shirt and, ah the grinding I mean, I think that was unfair.
The twerk was on me, I guess.
(laughs) It was excellent, Lupita.
I mean, Lupita, you head on over to the V.
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, that was amazing.
Thank you.
Round two is the truth! Lupita and Regina both gave us stellar performances.
The champ will be chosen next! It's Lip Sync Battle! What a man, what a man, what a man What a mighty good man Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle! Now it's time to crown our Lip Sync Battle Champion.
Chrissy? - Yes! - Are you ready? I'm ready.
Let's do it.
Ladies and gentlemen is the champ Regina Hall? (cheering) Or is the Lip Sync Battle champion Lupita Nyong'o? (cheering loudly) And the Lip Sync Battle champion is Lupita Nyong'o.
That was amazing.
That was a good fight.
It's hardcore.
Yeah, you punk! Lupita I mean, tell us about your experience here.
Oh, it's been everything I dreamed of and more.
Thank you for letting me let me wild side out.
Regina.
The audience loved you.
They loved you.
They loved you.
You did an amazing job.
How do you feel right now? How you feel? I don't want I don't want to hear none of that, I lost.
(laughs) But I lost to an incredible woman.
(cheers, applause) So congratulations to Lupita.
(music playing) I've got to thank Regina and Lupita for hanging out with all of us at LSB.
One love from me, LL Cool J, my girl, Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, whatever you do in life whatever you do knock 'em out the box, L! Knock 'em out, L! Tryin' to rush me good and touch me in the right spot See other guys that I've had They tried to play all that mac shit But every time they tried I said, "That's not it" What a man, what a man, what a man What a mighty good man A mighty, mighty good man What a man, what a man, what a man What a mighty good man What a good man What a man, what a man, what a man What a mighty good man
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