Lip Sync Battle (2015) s03e07 Episode Script
Cassadee Pope vs. Dustin Lynch
1 Run, run, Rudolph Santa's gotta make it to town Santa make him hurry Tell him he can take the freeway down Run, run, Rudolph 'Cause I'm reeling like a merry go round Run, run, run, Rudolph Run, run, Rudolph Whoo! (microphone feedback) He's the gift that keeps on giving.
Let's hear you cheer for LL Cool J! (applause) Everybody say, "Happy!" Audience: Happy! - "Holidays!" - Holidays! Hey! Welcome to Lip Sync Battle: The Holiday Special.
Now tonight, we're keeping it country.
It's not a hoedown, it's a holiday showdown.
Now, before we bring out our competitors, I have to bring out a lady who bakes a mean Christmas cookie.
A mistress of the mistletoe, the bashfully beautiful color commentator with holiday flavor, Chrissy Teigen! Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare Stare and stare Happy, happy holiday, holiday.
- Happy holidays! - Happy, happy holiday, holiday.
- Happy, happy holiday, holiday.
- Whoo! - So I'm feeling kind of festive.
- Me too! What kind of holiday treats can we expect tonight? What's in store? You guys, it's gonna get a lot a bit country, and a little bit rock and roll! It's gonna get pretty crazy.
LL: It's gonna be real.
It's a ho-ho-hoedown! Ready? Are y'all ready? She's a CMT Music Award winner.
She had a number one smash hit, Think of You with her tour-mate, Chris Young and a second studio album, Summer, is on fire right now.
Let's give a big LSB holiday welcome for the brilliantly talented Cassadee Pope! (applause) And this modern country phenom's first two albums both went platinum.
Us Weekly voted him one of the sexiest men in country music.
He's touring the nation with his hot new single, Seein' Red, and he's here tonight to sleigh ride with us.
LSB, please welcome Dustin Lynch! (applause) Guys, before we get started, tell us what the holidays mean to you.
The holidays mean I can eat everything.
Chrissy: Yes! David: Cassadee, I have to second that.
- Yeah.
- Sausage balls.
- What? - Sausage balls.
- Chrissy: Whoo! Yes! - You know what those are? - Are they balls made of sausage? - Sausage balls? Anybody know what sausage balls are? - LL: No.
- Balls made of saucisse.
All right, it's pretty simple, right? It's cheese, Bisquick, and sausage.
Oh, my God, that sounds so good.
Dustin: Very healthy.
Chrissy, you know what sausage balls are? I have never had them and now I'm dying for them.
- Are you kidding me? - Yes! You had me at "sausage.
" - (laughs) - LL: Well on that note, Dustin, you're up first.
Come on over here.
Cassadee, have a seat in the VIP.
- Dustin.
- My man.
All right, so what song did you choose? I chose a song that I wake up to every morning because I like to get my blood flowing early.
- You know what I mean? - Oh, morning blood flow.
Morning blood flow.
Ladies and gentlemen, Dustin Lynch! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Give it to me now, give it to me now Give it to me now I wanna li-li-li-lick you From your head to your toes And I wanna move from the bed Down to the down to the to the floor Then I wanna ah, ah You make it so good I don't wanna leave But I gotta kno-kno-kno-know Wha-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy I wanna get you in the Georgia dome On the 50-yard line when the dirty birds kick fo' three And if you like it in the club we can do it in the DJ booth Or in the back of the VIP Whip-cream with cherries and strawberries on top Lick it don't stop, Keep the door locked, Don't knock While the boat rock we go bots and robots So they got to wait 'til the show stop Or how 'bout on the beach with black sand? Lick up your thighs and call me the Pac Man Table top or just give me a lap dance The rock to the park to the point to the flat lands That man named Ludacris, Woo, in the public bathroom Or in the back of the classroom However you want it Luva Luva gonna tap that oh soon See I cast 'em and I pass 'em Get a tight grip and I grasp 'em I flash 'em and outlast 'em And if it ain't good, then I trash 'em While you stash 'em, I'll let 'em free And they tell me what they fantasy Like up on the roof, roof Tell your boyfriend not to be mad at me I wanna li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes And I wanna move from the bed Down to the down to the to the floor And I wanna ah, ah You make it so good I don't wanna leave But I gotta kno-kno-kno-know wha-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy I wanna li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes And I wanna move from the bed Down to the down to the to the floor And I wanna ah, ah You make it so good I don't wanna leave But I gotta kno-kno-kno-know wha-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy (applause) LL: Boy, I tell you you're somethin' else.
Chrissy! Dustin: How's your blood flowin'? Oh, my God! It's like a song boner.
That was amazing.
You were creaming on the girls in the front.
LL: Did y'all want some dessert? Yes! Chrissy: Oh, my God! Cassadee.
"Sausage balls" makes a lot more sense now.
LL: Oh! - Yeah! - Yeah Y'all want some I wanna make some sausage balls and serve 'em up.
- Cool.
Dustin, you're in the VIP.
- All right.
Go on to the VIP.
Cassadee, Cassadee, step on up.
Ladies and gentlemen, Cassadee Pope.
Uh-huh - Uh-huh - Yeah, my girl Avril! - That's the way it is - All right! Chill out, what you yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before And if you could only let it be You will see I like you the way you are When we're drivin' in your car And you're talking to me one-on-one But you've become Somebody else 'round everyone else You're watching your back like you can't relax You're tryin' to be cool You look like a fool to me Tell me Why do you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're Acting like you're somebody else Gets me frustrated And life's like this you You fall and you crawl and you break And you take what you get and you turn it into Honesty, you promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it No, no Why do you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're Acting like you're somebody else Gets me frustrated And life's like this you You fall and you crawl and you break And you take what you get and you turn it into Honesty, you promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it No, no, no (applause) Yo.
Oh, my God.
we got a war on our hands.
Man.
I felt like a like a release of tension that wasn't like yours at all.
But, oh, God, a different kind of release.
LL: A release of tension? So, Dustin what'd you think of Cassadee's performance? Well, I've had a crush.
You just sold me, Cassadee.
- Cassadee and Chrissy: Oh! - I've had a crush.
I've had a crush on Avril Lavigne since high school - and I've had a crush - Oh, damn it.
(laughing) - He came prepared.
- I've had a crush on Cassadee - for like three or four years.
- He came prepared.
All right, Cassadee, you're going to VIP.
Have a seat with Dustin.
When we come back.
The competition goes to a whole new level of excitement as the stakes get higher.
Keep it locked.
It's the LSB Holiday Showdown.
Why do you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're Acting like you're - Chrissy, you got me a gift? - Yes! Um It's symbolic It's a skinny tie from your favorite skinny Thai (audience cheers) (Chrissy laughs) (theme music playing) Yeah! We're back on the special holiday edition of Lip Sync Battle.
Now round two, they'll shoot for the stars as the journey to the belt continues.
Before Dustin takes the stage, let's see what he did to prepare for this special holiday LSB.
I dance in these every night.
Better believe it.
I'm gonna go ahead and apologize in advance.
- Hi, Dustin! - For being the worst dancer of all time.
Are you the worst dancer of all time? - If I get really drunk, I'll be great.
- Okay.
Well, we do have a full bar.
(laughter) - Yes! - Yes! Come on! - You gotta make me look so amazing, okay? - Of course.
I've never had a worst night of sleep than last night.
So nervous about this.
It'll be good though.
- Thank you, guys.
- Thank you! It's putting lip movements and the dance moves together.
It's the hard part.
I remember having the same problem when I was learning to play guitar and sing at the same time.
So, I know I can get through it.
Woman: All right, here we go.
(cheering) This is awesome.
The hand thing now, clap your hand once.
Got it.
Always go Doggone it.
Clap your hand once.
All right.
This is the most nervous I've been - Really? - Since the day I played to get a record deal.
- No! - But I'm good.
I think you're gonna be fine.
Any time we have a performer, they tend to be the most serious.
Yeah, but in my world, there's no choreography, right, - where I play.
- Oh, my God, yes.
I just kind of feel the music and do what I do.
- Good luck, good luck.
- Thank you.
- I'll see you later.
- All right.
Bye-bye.
- Don't be nervous! - (laughs) Woman on PA: Okay, guys, take your seats.
Dustin: Cassadee, you know I love you.
Except tonight.
Get ready! I can't handle it! Aah! One, two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride To the liquor store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord To me flirting is just like a sport Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it Please set in the trumpet A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man, ah! - (laughing) - Mambo No.
5! Ah! Jump up and down and move it all around Shake your head to the sound Put your hands on the ground Take one step left and one step right One to the front and one to the side Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice And if it looks like this, then you're doing it right A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man (applause) Dammit! Oh, man.
Chrissy, were you feelin' it? I didn't realize how much I missed Lou Bega until you brought him back.
You know, when you laugh, your nose when you breathe, your nose is blowing your mustache apart.
I know.
That's why I kept it short.
- It's so itchy.
- I'm gonna die.
Just take it off 'cause it's making me uncomfortable.
- Thank you.
- Dustin: Me too.
Thank you.
- No, no, no.
- Oh, yes.
- No, no, no.
- Yes, yes, yes.
Yes! Yes! No.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
- Cassadee: Yes! - Yes! Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
LL: Yeah, this is this is the Hey Lover mustache.
- You're killin' me.
- Chrissy: You look like Super Mario! Hey, lover! See, I did that for real.
I gotta be careful.
Dustin, you have a seat in the VIP.
Head over.
Wow.
One last performance left before we put a bow on the belt.
It's the Lip Sync Battle Holiday Showdown.
A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of It's the holidays, I got you a gift.
- Oh, my Yes.
- I'm gonna give it to you.
- LL - Of course you do.
Yeah, that's You know.
So that you can take it back.
(theme music playing) All right, this LSB Holiday Showdown is back and Dustin just made a final sprint to the belt.
But now Cassadee is set and ready to dust her competition.
Let's take a look at how she got ready for this country holiday showdown.
(applause) This looks so cool.
- Oh, girl, you're in a nightmare.
- Oh, God! - I am? - Yes! - Yay! It's the first time I'm excited about that.
- Yes! Cassadee: Well, look who it is! Look it.
You're getting a head start, see? Look who it is.
Early bird gets the worm.
- I guess so.
How are you, darling? - How are you? Good to see you.
Well, good luck.
You're gonna need it.
(laughter) - Hello, I'm Chrissy.
- Hi! Cassadee.
Nice to meet you.
Such a pleasure.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for doing this.
Oh, my gosh, it's gonna be so fun.
Yay! Can't wait.
See you later.
(chatter over PA) Woman: Come on up on stage.
Oh, my gosh.
It's so pretty.
- In the flesh! - Yes, and it's gonna be decorated - all holiday-like - Yay! - for your special.
- Hi! Thank you.
- (gasp) Are you serious? - Yeah, yeah, get your shoulders Cassadee: I feel like a diva, getting massaged on set.
Man: Ready.
Awesome.
We got it.
Oh, can you see the tears? I am so bad when it comes to fans.
I'm sorry.
Woman on PA: Here we go This is good for my morale! Hi! - Yeah! - Cue music.
Nervous but I'm ready.
Nervous but I'm ready.
Nervous but I'm ready.
Oh, well imagine As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor And I can't help but to hear No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words - Oh, my.
- "What a beautiful wedding What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter "And, yes, but what a shame What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore.
" I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things - With a sense of poise - (screams) And rationality I guess I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise (applause) Dustin: Yes! Oh, my God! LL: Brendon Urie! - What's up, y'all? - Whoo! LL: Tell us what's going on with Panic! At the Disco right now.
We just finished the tour with Weezer.
That was was unreal.
We got a tour coming up in February.
It's gonna be really sweaty, really naked, so yeah, it's gonna be good.
That's amazing.
That's amazing.
Dustin, what did you think about that performance? - Did it scare you? - It scared me, but I was also a little turned on and Yes! Sausage balls! - LL: Does - Audience: Sausage balls! Sausage balls! You're never gonna live that down.
LL: You guys go to the VIP.
That was amazing.
When we come back, somebody's leaving with a brand-new, shiny belt.
It's the Lip Sync Battle Holiday Special.
I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of" (theme music playing) Welcome back! Now it's time to crown a Lip Sync Battle champion.
Is the Lip Sync Battle champ Dustin Lynch? (applause) Or is the Lip Sync Battle champion Cassadee Pope? (applause) And the Lip Sync Battle champion is Ol' Sausage Balls himself.
- Dustin Lynch! - (applause) Oh, no! (laughs) Dustin, come here! You're the champ.
What does it feel like? I wanna thank my grandmother and mom for making, inventing the the delicacy at Christmas time called sausage balls.
(applause) Cassadee, you did an amazing job.
You gave us a wonderful performance.
Make some noise for her.
(applause) Shout out to Cassadee and Dustin for hanging with the Lip Sync family tonight on the LSB Holiday Showdown.
Big thanks to Brendon Urie.
Happy holidays to you, one love from me, LL Cool J and my girl Chrissy Teigen.
Now let's rock around the Christmas tree, all right? And remember, knock 'em out the box, L! Knock 'em out, L! (holiday music plays) Whoa! Rockin' around the Christmas tree At the Christmas party hop Mistletoe hung where you can see Every couple tries to stop You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear Voices singing, "Let's be jolly Deck the halls with boughs of holly" Whoo! - Whoo! - Jump! Whoo!
Let's hear you cheer for LL Cool J! (applause) Everybody say, "Happy!" Audience: Happy! - "Holidays!" - Holidays! Hey! Welcome to Lip Sync Battle: The Holiday Special.
Now tonight, we're keeping it country.
It's not a hoedown, it's a holiday showdown.
Now, before we bring out our competitors, I have to bring out a lady who bakes a mean Christmas cookie.
A mistress of the mistletoe, the bashfully beautiful color commentator with holiday flavor, Chrissy Teigen! Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare Stare and stare Happy, happy holiday, holiday.
- Happy holidays! - Happy, happy holiday, holiday.
- Happy, happy holiday, holiday.
- Whoo! - So I'm feeling kind of festive.
- Me too! What kind of holiday treats can we expect tonight? What's in store? You guys, it's gonna get a lot a bit country, and a little bit rock and roll! It's gonna get pretty crazy.
LL: It's gonna be real.
It's a ho-ho-hoedown! Ready? Are y'all ready? She's a CMT Music Award winner.
She had a number one smash hit, Think of You with her tour-mate, Chris Young and a second studio album, Summer, is on fire right now.
Let's give a big LSB holiday welcome for the brilliantly talented Cassadee Pope! (applause) And this modern country phenom's first two albums both went platinum.
Us Weekly voted him one of the sexiest men in country music.
He's touring the nation with his hot new single, Seein' Red, and he's here tonight to sleigh ride with us.
LSB, please welcome Dustin Lynch! (applause) Guys, before we get started, tell us what the holidays mean to you.
The holidays mean I can eat everything.
Chrissy: Yes! David: Cassadee, I have to second that.
- Yeah.
- Sausage balls.
- What? - Sausage balls.
- Chrissy: Whoo! Yes! - You know what those are? - Are they balls made of sausage? - Sausage balls? Anybody know what sausage balls are? - LL: No.
- Balls made of saucisse.
All right, it's pretty simple, right? It's cheese, Bisquick, and sausage.
Oh, my God, that sounds so good.
Dustin: Very healthy.
Chrissy, you know what sausage balls are? I have never had them and now I'm dying for them.
- Are you kidding me? - Yes! You had me at "sausage.
" - (laughs) - LL: Well on that note, Dustin, you're up first.
Come on over here.
Cassadee, have a seat in the VIP.
- Dustin.
- My man.
All right, so what song did you choose? I chose a song that I wake up to every morning because I like to get my blood flowing early.
- You know what I mean? - Oh, morning blood flow.
Morning blood flow.
Ladies and gentlemen, Dustin Lynch! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Give it to me now, give it to me now Give it to me now I wanna li-li-li-lick you From your head to your toes And I wanna move from the bed Down to the down to the to the floor Then I wanna ah, ah You make it so good I don't wanna leave But I gotta kno-kno-kno-know Wha-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy I wanna get you in the Georgia dome On the 50-yard line when the dirty birds kick fo' three And if you like it in the club we can do it in the DJ booth Or in the back of the VIP Whip-cream with cherries and strawberries on top Lick it don't stop, Keep the door locked, Don't knock While the boat rock we go bots and robots So they got to wait 'til the show stop Or how 'bout on the beach with black sand? Lick up your thighs and call me the Pac Man Table top or just give me a lap dance The rock to the park to the point to the flat lands That man named Ludacris, Woo, in the public bathroom Or in the back of the classroom However you want it Luva Luva gonna tap that oh soon See I cast 'em and I pass 'em Get a tight grip and I grasp 'em I flash 'em and outlast 'em And if it ain't good, then I trash 'em While you stash 'em, I'll let 'em free And they tell me what they fantasy Like up on the roof, roof Tell your boyfriend not to be mad at me I wanna li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes And I wanna move from the bed Down to the down to the to the floor And I wanna ah, ah You make it so good I don't wanna leave But I gotta kno-kno-kno-know wha-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy I wanna li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes And I wanna move from the bed Down to the down to the to the floor And I wanna ah, ah You make it so good I don't wanna leave But I gotta kno-kno-kno-know wha-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy (applause) LL: Boy, I tell you you're somethin' else.
Chrissy! Dustin: How's your blood flowin'? Oh, my God! It's like a song boner.
That was amazing.
You were creaming on the girls in the front.
LL: Did y'all want some dessert? Yes! Chrissy: Oh, my God! Cassadee.
"Sausage balls" makes a lot more sense now.
LL: Oh! - Yeah! - Yeah Y'all want some I wanna make some sausage balls and serve 'em up.
- Cool.
Dustin, you're in the VIP.
- All right.
Go on to the VIP.
Cassadee, Cassadee, step on up.
Ladies and gentlemen, Cassadee Pope.
Uh-huh - Uh-huh - Yeah, my girl Avril! - That's the way it is - All right! Chill out, what you yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before And if you could only let it be You will see I like you the way you are When we're drivin' in your car And you're talking to me one-on-one But you've become Somebody else 'round everyone else You're watching your back like you can't relax You're tryin' to be cool You look like a fool to me Tell me Why do you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're Acting like you're somebody else Gets me frustrated And life's like this you You fall and you crawl and you break And you take what you get and you turn it into Honesty, you promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it No, no Why do you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're Acting like you're somebody else Gets me frustrated And life's like this you You fall and you crawl and you break And you take what you get and you turn it into Honesty, you promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it No, no, no (applause) Yo.
Oh, my God.
we got a war on our hands.
Man.
I felt like a like a release of tension that wasn't like yours at all.
But, oh, God, a different kind of release.
LL: A release of tension? So, Dustin what'd you think of Cassadee's performance? Well, I've had a crush.
You just sold me, Cassadee.
- Cassadee and Chrissy: Oh! - I've had a crush.
I've had a crush on Avril Lavigne since high school - and I've had a crush - Oh, damn it.
(laughing) - He came prepared.
- I've had a crush on Cassadee - for like three or four years.
- He came prepared.
All right, Cassadee, you're going to VIP.
Have a seat with Dustin.
When we come back.
The competition goes to a whole new level of excitement as the stakes get higher.
Keep it locked.
It's the LSB Holiday Showdown.
Why do you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're Acting like you're - Chrissy, you got me a gift? - Yes! Um It's symbolic It's a skinny tie from your favorite skinny Thai (audience cheers) (Chrissy laughs) (theme music playing) Yeah! We're back on the special holiday edition of Lip Sync Battle.
Now round two, they'll shoot for the stars as the journey to the belt continues.
Before Dustin takes the stage, let's see what he did to prepare for this special holiday LSB.
I dance in these every night.
Better believe it.
I'm gonna go ahead and apologize in advance.
- Hi, Dustin! - For being the worst dancer of all time.
Are you the worst dancer of all time? - If I get really drunk, I'll be great.
- Okay.
Well, we do have a full bar.
(laughter) - Yes! - Yes! Come on! - You gotta make me look so amazing, okay? - Of course.
I've never had a worst night of sleep than last night.
So nervous about this.
It'll be good though.
- Thank you, guys.
- Thank you! It's putting lip movements and the dance moves together.
It's the hard part.
I remember having the same problem when I was learning to play guitar and sing at the same time.
So, I know I can get through it.
Woman: All right, here we go.
(cheering) This is awesome.
The hand thing now, clap your hand once.
Got it.
Always go Doggone it.
Clap your hand once.
All right.
This is the most nervous I've been - Really? - Since the day I played to get a record deal.
- No! - But I'm good.
I think you're gonna be fine.
Any time we have a performer, they tend to be the most serious.
Yeah, but in my world, there's no choreography, right, - where I play.
- Oh, my God, yes.
I just kind of feel the music and do what I do.
- Good luck, good luck.
- Thank you.
- I'll see you later.
- All right.
Bye-bye.
- Don't be nervous! - (laughs) Woman on PA: Okay, guys, take your seats.
Dustin: Cassadee, you know I love you.
Except tonight.
Get ready! I can't handle it! Aah! One, two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride To the liquor store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord To me flirting is just like a sport Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it Please set in the trumpet A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man, ah! - (laughing) - Mambo No.
5! Ah! Jump up and down and move it all around Shake your head to the sound Put your hands on the ground Take one step left and one step right One to the front and one to the side Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice And if it looks like this, then you're doing it right A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man (applause) Dammit! Oh, man.
Chrissy, were you feelin' it? I didn't realize how much I missed Lou Bega until you brought him back.
You know, when you laugh, your nose when you breathe, your nose is blowing your mustache apart.
I know.
That's why I kept it short.
- It's so itchy.
- I'm gonna die.
Just take it off 'cause it's making me uncomfortable.
- Thank you.
- Dustin: Me too.
Thank you.
- No, no, no.
- Oh, yes.
- No, no, no.
- Yes, yes, yes.
Yes! Yes! No.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
- Cassadee: Yes! - Yes! Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
LL: Yeah, this is this is the Hey Lover mustache.
- You're killin' me.
- Chrissy: You look like Super Mario! Hey, lover! See, I did that for real.
I gotta be careful.
Dustin, you have a seat in the VIP.
Head over.
Wow.
One last performance left before we put a bow on the belt.
It's the Lip Sync Battle Holiday Showdown.
A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of It's the holidays, I got you a gift.
- Oh, my Yes.
- I'm gonna give it to you.
- LL - Of course you do.
Yeah, that's You know.
So that you can take it back.
(theme music playing) All right, this LSB Holiday Showdown is back and Dustin just made a final sprint to the belt.
But now Cassadee is set and ready to dust her competition.
Let's take a look at how she got ready for this country holiday showdown.
(applause) This looks so cool.
- Oh, girl, you're in a nightmare.
- Oh, God! - I am? - Yes! - Yay! It's the first time I'm excited about that.
- Yes! Cassadee: Well, look who it is! Look it.
You're getting a head start, see? Look who it is.
Early bird gets the worm.
- I guess so.
How are you, darling? - How are you? Good to see you.
Well, good luck.
You're gonna need it.
(laughter) - Hello, I'm Chrissy.
- Hi! Cassadee.
Nice to meet you.
Such a pleasure.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for doing this.
Oh, my gosh, it's gonna be so fun.
Yay! Can't wait.
See you later.
(chatter over PA) Woman: Come on up on stage.
Oh, my gosh.
It's so pretty.
- In the flesh! - Yes, and it's gonna be decorated - all holiday-like - Yay! - for your special.
- Hi! Thank you.
- (gasp) Are you serious? - Yeah, yeah, get your shoulders Cassadee: I feel like a diva, getting massaged on set.
Man: Ready.
Awesome.
We got it.
Oh, can you see the tears? I am so bad when it comes to fans.
I'm sorry.
Woman on PA: Here we go This is good for my morale! Hi! - Yeah! - Cue music.
Nervous but I'm ready.
Nervous but I'm ready.
Nervous but I'm ready.
Oh, well imagine As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor And I can't help but to hear No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words - Oh, my.
- "What a beautiful wedding What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter "And, yes, but what a shame What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore.
" I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things - With a sense of poise - (screams) And rationality I guess I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise (applause) Dustin: Yes! Oh, my God! LL: Brendon Urie! - What's up, y'all? - Whoo! LL: Tell us what's going on with Panic! At the Disco right now.
We just finished the tour with Weezer.
That was was unreal.
We got a tour coming up in February.
It's gonna be really sweaty, really naked, so yeah, it's gonna be good.
That's amazing.
That's amazing.
Dustin, what did you think about that performance? - Did it scare you? - It scared me, but I was also a little turned on and Yes! Sausage balls! - LL: Does - Audience: Sausage balls! Sausage balls! You're never gonna live that down.
LL: You guys go to the VIP.
That was amazing.
When we come back, somebody's leaving with a brand-new, shiny belt.
It's the Lip Sync Battle Holiday Special.
I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of" (theme music playing) Welcome back! Now it's time to crown a Lip Sync Battle champion.
Is the Lip Sync Battle champ Dustin Lynch? (applause) Or is the Lip Sync Battle champion Cassadee Pope? (applause) And the Lip Sync Battle champion is Ol' Sausage Balls himself.
- Dustin Lynch! - (applause) Oh, no! (laughs) Dustin, come here! You're the champ.
What does it feel like? I wanna thank my grandmother and mom for making, inventing the the delicacy at Christmas time called sausage balls.
(applause) Cassadee, you did an amazing job.
You gave us a wonderful performance.
Make some noise for her.
(applause) Shout out to Cassadee and Dustin for hanging with the Lip Sync family tonight on the LSB Holiday Showdown.
Big thanks to Brendon Urie.
Happy holidays to you, one love from me, LL Cool J and my girl Chrissy Teigen.
Now let's rock around the Christmas tree, all right? And remember, knock 'em out the box, L! Knock 'em out, L! (holiday music plays) Whoa! Rockin' around the Christmas tree At the Christmas party hop Mistletoe hung where you can see Every couple tries to stop You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear Voices singing, "Let's be jolly Deck the halls with boughs of holly" Whoo! - Whoo! - Jump! Whoo!